All language subtitles for Meet the Browns s03e06 The Saboteurs

Do we have to eat Will's cooking?

Yes, Will made it and we have to be
supportive.

Guys, look, he's still suspended and we
have to make sure that he feels

appreciated. Are you eating yours?

John, I ain't eating it. I already ate.

Don't you question me.

All right, the trash has been taken out.

How's breakfast?

Mmm.

Oh, nice, nice.

These are the best.

Well, actually, they're hash browns.

But, uh, want more?

No!

They were not delicious.

It's just that we're full, right, guys?

Yeah, actually, Sasha, you

don't look as full as Joaquin and I.

Maybe you should have some more?

Chug it, chug it, chug it, chug it, chug
it, chug it, chug it. Choo!

You guys, what's going on?

Look, honey, we're your family, and we
just want you to know how much we love

you.

Yeah. I mean, even though you don't have
a job, you're not a loser.

That didn't come out right.

Okay, look, honey, it's been two weeks,
and we just don't want you to feel like,

you know... Like less than a man.

What? That's what you told Aunt Cora.

Oh. That's what you told Aunt Cora, huh?
No.

No, that's not what I told Aunt Cora. We
were talking about the fact that most

men would have a problem staying at home
while their wives went to work.

I'm not most men.

Ah, yeah, that's true, because most men
have a job.

You know, the Bible says if a man don't
work, he don't eat. I bet you you starve

in England. You're about to starve.

Yes, what's for breakfast?

I'm not eating that.

I rebuke these pancakes in the name of
Jesus.

Uncle Brown, those are hash browns.

hash ain't about to go into this brand
if i have to work some overtime i can

baby the only overtime you need to be
worried about happens upstairs

that's right and if you're not in front
of the kiddies you know what they say

no finance no romance so with all that
said you don't have a chance

the furniture oh my husband is not a
piece of furniture well he moved all day

can't tell the difference come on my
baby who's mama's big baby that's my

boo i don't think he breathes

That's what wore him out.

Honey, I thought we agreed that you were
going to do some housework today,

remember? He did do some work around
here. He kept the couch from moving. I

thought you was dead.

I thought you had went to your own
doctor.

Dang,

dude. Did you even take a shower today?

I thought so, but maybe I dreamt that.

You need to wash your hands. That's
nasty.

spanking, eating up people's food, and
just sleeping on the couch with somebody

else's pencil.

I'm not fired. I'm suspended.

I bet you that's what they told the
sixth temptation, too.

And I bet you he really ain't too proud
to beg now, ain't he?

I'll see you, nephew.

Hi.

Have the kids been fed?

No, not yet.

Okay, so what do you plan on feeding
them?

Mm -hmm.

Whatever 20 bucks will get them.

Hey, chicken fingers, Lou.

Okay, wait a second. You got them fast
food?

I mean, not all fast food is unhealthy.

Tell me your fries from the greasy
chicken fell out.

Yeah, the grease took a hole in the
bottom of the bag. Right there.

I do not believe you got these kids that
junk for dinner.

Well... I'm doing the best I can.

I mean, you could be supportive of me,
right, sweetheart?

Well, I am trying, but it's hard when
you're acting like that, honeybunch.

Well, I just gave them what they wanted,
pumpkin.

Well, they're kids, so they don't always
get what they want, sugarplum. Oh,

well, that's easy for you to say when
you're not here, ladybug.

It's very dangerous to have them walking
outside in the dark, Pooh Bear.

Well, when they left...

It would still light out.

Kitten. Kitten.

Moving to animal names.

This fight's getting good.

We are not fighting. We are having a
disagreement.

Oh, my bad.

Because I thought we were fighting.

You know what? We wouldn't have to fight
if you'd start being responsible.

Oh. Well, from now on, you have to make
sure they have a healthy dinner.

Fine.

My check ain't what's going up. Half of
my check is missing, and I want to know

why. Let me see.

Oh, no, no, no. Those are the standard
deductions.

What do you mean, standard deductions?

Do everybody get standard deductions, or
is it just black people around here?

Just black people.

No, I'm just pulling your arm.

Yeah, I was just about to pull your arms
off and beat you with them.

Look, let me show you mine here. You
don't play with black people's checks.

That's something you don't do. You see
here?

They take the same deductions from me.

You're making that much more than I am,
and you don't even do nothing.

What is that ad comp you have on yours
where you get more money? It means

additional compensation.

Well, sign me up for some additional ad
comp commission.

They only give it to employees who speak
Spanish.

You mean Spanish people get more money
than everybody else. That's racist.

That's our racism.

I am bilingual.

Shut up. I thought she was married.

No, no, no. It means I speak two
languages.

Oh, I speak two languages, too. I speak
American and I speak African dialect.

Give us free.

I do not have the diamond.

I don't have the diamond.

That's African.

A lot of people don't know that.

Because so many people in the hospital
speak Spanish, that's the only language

that qualifies.

Oh, that Spanish is the only one?

I speak Spanish, too. Oh, sí?

Entonces, nos vamos a hablar solamente
en español y usted puede conseguir su

momento. Yes, Macarena.

Macarena. Is that all the Spanish you
know? No, I just don't like to talk when

lot of people are around.

Because it's kind of... It's kind of how
you say in Spanish. It's kind of how

you say rude in Spanish.

Grocero. I can't afford no grosero. Did
you see my checo?

It's terrible for everybody, see? I tell
you what, you better get my check

right.

Is Todd there?

I knew it.

Is he with that cheerleader?

I knew it, too.

I knew it!

You sure do know a lot.

to his face.

Yeah, girl, I don't have a ride, though.

What are you doing, stupid?

No, not you, my stupid brother. Clean
this up before I tell Will.

What's he gonna do?

Leave me alone. I'm sleeping.

Well, I got the keys.

Going to the mall.

I'm taking the car.

You came here as fast as I could. What's
wrong?

Well, outside of a little bloatin' and a
little gas, everything's fine.

Uh, there. You light -skinned. You speak
Spanish, don't you?

That's offensive to think just because
I'm light that I speak Spanish.

Well, do you?

Well, si.

Si what?

Yes, I speak Spanish.

I told you, because you're light
-skinned.

No, because my grandmother's Dominican.

I don't care who she voted for. I need
to learn to speak Spanish, and I need

to teach me.

If you're going to learn a language,
shouldn't you start with English first?

I don't know.

See, up at my job, they have this little
thing where if you can speak another

language like Spanish, they'll give you
extra money. Give me the milk out the

refrigerator. Yeah, so I just want to
learn to speak Spanish. I think they

it bilateral.

You mean bilingual.

What the? I thought you liked girls.
Don't be tuning up at me. What in the

world?

Mr. Brown, how much Spanish do you know?

Uh, let me see.

Enchiladas.

I like enchiladas too. How much Spanish
do you know?

Guacamole. Is that it? All you know is
food?

Alfredo? That's not even Spanish.

That's why I was not on this menu. I've
been trying to study this to try to

learn a little Spanish. This is going to
be impossible.

No puedo creer que este hombre piense
que puede aprender un nuevo idioma en

noche. Okay, you're trying to flirt with
me because you're bilateral.

I know what you're saying. You ain't
going to be talking to me and trying to

flirt with me in my house.

Do you have any idea what I just said?

Yes, you just said. Do you have any idea
what I just said? I'm not slow.

It's going to be a long night.

Not with me.

Okay, Mr. Brown.

What is this?

Uh... El Dorado.

El Camino?

Coche. Co... What?

Coche. Well, this ain't no strip club.
Don't be hiding no coche.

That's nasty in my ass.

Word. All right, what is this?

Madea. That's Madea. I know that anyway.

Mirko. That's what I said. Porky.

Well, that... That's what she look like.

What is this one? You finally got the
one that's the easy one. Anybody can

that one.

Cat.

In Espanol.

You don't have to be so rude.

It's gato.

Gato what?

Okay, forget this whole language thing.
You won't even have one conversation in

Spanish.

You're right. I'm not going to try to
learn the whole language in one day. I'm

not going to do it.

That is the smartest thing you've said
all day.

What I'm going to do is, I'm going to
learn to speak a conversation just long

enough to get my raise.

You think you can do that?

Yes. Boy, I get that raise as fast as
you can say, Hot the money!

Hot the money!

You make me so sick.

how someone could sleep all night and
all day.

You know what? It's amazing what you can
accomplish when there's no one around

to bother you.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Is my going to work and coming back home
bothering you?

It's not the going to work part that I
hate. It's the coming back that's the

problem.

What do you want to do? Why do you
always ride me as soon as you get here?

Well... Just because you do not go to
work does not mean you don't have work

do.

I used to have work to do, but we all
know what happened to that, don't we?

Okay, you know what? I am not going to
give you that satisfaction, okay? I got

question for you.

Where are the kids?

They're upstairs.

Oh, really?

I think. Well, I just came from up
there, and Joaquin's in his room, but

is Brianna?

Maybe she's in the kitchen.

Oh, yeah, well, I just checked there,
too, and she's not there. Where is she,

Will?

You know what? Actually, I haven't seen
her since dinner, so I just assume she's

upstairs.

Well,

I hope you don't assume that your car is
outside, because that's gone, too,

Will.

That doesn't make any sense.

The car is gone?

My car is gone! I didn't tell you that.

My keys are gone, too.

That's usually what you use to start a
car, Will.

Oh,

we got to go.

Will, wait. Aren't you forgetting
something?

Oh, my shoe.

We're coming. Joaquin!

Will, hurry!

Joaquin, come on. Put some clothes on.

This is a ridiculous idea.

Are you just mad because you didn't
think of it? No, actually, I'm not.

I'm coming. Come on, hurry up.

Okay, listen.

When Mr. Delgado comes, you're going to
have to act like you don't know me.

Like I do when my friends are around.

Okay, look, this is the plan.

You're going to come around and you're
going to ask me where the bathroom is in

Spanish. Then I'm going to tell you back
in Spanish. You tell Mr. Delgado, he's

so great, he should get a raise. Okay.
Okay, I got it. Okay, I got it.

Hurry, come, go, go, brother.

Evening, bro.

Buenas noches, senor.

Some and froggies.

Yo, ¿qué pasa? ¡Este!

Hasta el baño.

El baño. No, no, no.

A la derecha.

Vamonos. Gracias.

Gracias.

Usted es un gran hombre.

Yeah. Hasta la vista, baby.

You do speak Spanish.

Yes. Now can I get my el monio? You mean
el dinero.

Oh, I like dinero.

Especially I like him in that movie when
he would say, sir.

I like that movie.

That's Pacino.

Oh, I can't drink them Pacinos. They
give me gas. I'll get them to this

hospital. I don't

understand

what they're saying. No, no, no. He say
a teenage girl slammed on her brakes, he

swerved, hit a post, and his wife got
banged. You can't say his wife got

That's nasty.

I heard what he was saying. I'm semi
-translating.

What is she saying? She said, you the
man, you the man,

you the man.

What? Yeah, that's what she said.

You know, why don't you take her to my
office and I'll be right with you.

I don't know why she would say I'm the
man. We ain't never been together.

You do not speak Spanish.

If I tell the truth, can I still get a
raise? And you just tell them I speak

Spanish. I'm not lying.

Let me think for a minute.

And no!

You don't have to be up in my face.

What'd you eat this morning?

I had some, uh... You had fajitas?

Yep, he had fajitas.

You know, someone almost died today.

I don't understand how you could be so
reckless and irresponsible.

I said... Oh, sorry. I'm not talking to
you.

Then who are you talking to? Because I
know you're not talking to me like that.

Well, this wouldn't have happened if you
were paying attention.

Oh, so we're good.

Oh, you're grounded for a month.

But Will gave me the keys. Oh, well, I
was asleep.

Okay, you know what? Is that supposed to
make it better?

Two months.

What? It wasn't my fault.

Can't keep my eye on that little girl
all the time.

Please.

I'm a doctor, okay?

I'm not a babysitter, I'm not a cook,
and I'm not a maid.

But you're my husband, Will.

And I expect that you will handle your
business no matter what the job is.

And you're my wife.

And I expect you to have my back through
thick and thin.

When have I not supported you, Will?

Don't act like you don't know.

Is this about the accident?

Or do you still think it's my fault that
you got suspended?

Well, I told the truth.

Why couldn't you give me the benefit of
the doubt? Because I was under oath.

I mean, I can't believe you thought that
my need to see Eddie punished was

greater than my need to do my job.

You know what, Will? I don't know
anymore.

Maybe I wanted to see Eddie dead, too.

The only thing you managed to kill was
my career.

Yeah, what's this?

Okay, that's, uh, rojo.

All right, very good. What's this?

Oh, that's easy.

Azul. You hear me? You hear me?

Azul. Okay, I like that. What about this
one?

Duh, that's black.

In Espanol, negro.

A what?

Negro.

Where you say a negro at?

You talking about the negro behind the
black dot?