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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,790 --> 00:00:06,390 I see you putting on another coat of ugly, Monzilla. 2 00:00:10,110 --> 00:00:14,470 Cora and I are going to the gospel concert, if it's all right with you. 3 00:00:14,470 --> 00:00:18,830 today? Well, why y 'all didn't tell me so I can go? After how you acted last 4 00:00:18,830 --> 00:00:21,750 year. Yeah, I'm surprised they didn't revoke your church membership. 5 00:00:22,350 --> 00:00:25,750 Well, the choir director was taking requests, so I made a request. 6 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:28,380 Asking her to step aside is not a request. 7 00:00:28,800 --> 00:00:31,880 Cora, the girl was blocking half of the tenor section. 8 00:00:32,180 --> 00:00:37,380 She was... You know she... I'm just saying. That's all I'm just saying. 9 00:00:37,380 --> 00:00:39,400 the problem. You're always just saying. 10 00:00:39,660 --> 00:00:46,480 Cora, you know what? I just sit here and eat my chips all by myself and watch 11 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:47,480 TV. 12 00:00:47,660 --> 00:00:50,640 And I made a TV dinner to go right along with it. 13 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:53,720 Now, Cora, I just stopped by Wendy. 14 00:00:54,410 --> 00:00:58,530 Give me a single and be here by myself. Please, please. All right. 15 00:00:59,030 --> 00:01:01,030 Okay. You can go with us. 16 00:01:01,450 --> 00:01:02,750 Really? What? 17 00:01:03,070 --> 00:01:05,710 Y 'all will never know. I'm not going to bother nobody. 18 00:01:06,070 --> 00:01:08,450 I'll be as quiet as Daniel in the lion's den. 19 00:01:08,730 --> 00:01:15,310 Y 'all won't know nothing. Y 'all won't even... Y 'all broke down Thelma and 20 00:01:15,310 --> 00:01:16,310 Louise. 21 00:01:16,490 --> 00:01:19,770 Y 'all going to miss me just like the Commodore's Miss Lionel Richie. 22 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:21,710 God don't like ugly. 23 00:01:23,310 --> 00:01:24,490 Or... Pudgy what? 24 00:01:24,910 --> 00:01:27,930 Hey, Mr. Brown, I'm back. 25 00:01:28,150 --> 00:01:31,650 You back, front and top, middle, side. What? 26 00:01:33,830 --> 00:01:34,830 Where's Cora? 27 00:01:35,010 --> 00:01:37,290 I came back early. You're surprised. 28 00:01:37,610 --> 00:01:38,610 Well, you're the one surprised. 29 00:01:39,130 --> 00:01:40,130 Cora gone out. 30 00:01:40,290 --> 00:01:41,290 Cora! 31 00:01:41,530 --> 00:01:42,790 Cora gone out. 32 00:01:43,910 --> 00:01:44,910 With who? 33 00:01:45,530 --> 00:01:47,790 With a man. 34 00:01:50,250 --> 00:01:51,250 With a man? 35 00:01:51,470 --> 00:01:52,950 Yes, it was man. 36 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:56,140 It was many -ish. Many -ish. 37 00:01:56,940 --> 00:01:59,520 No wonder she hasn't been returning any of my calls. 38 00:02:00,260 --> 00:02:01,260 She's creeping. 39 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:04,860 You know what? You might need to go on back to that fat camp. 40 00:02:05,460 --> 00:02:06,740 It was a football camp. 41 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:10,199 Boy, that's what they told you. 42 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,160 Man, this whole Cora thing is making me lose my appetite. 43 00:02:23,540 --> 00:02:25,800 Well, maybe it's here in your back fat. Man, 44 00:02:26,660 --> 00:02:27,740 she won't even take my calls. 45 00:02:27,980 --> 00:02:29,260 What did I do to her that was so bad? 46 00:02:29,740 --> 00:02:33,380 I don't know, but Cora been living it up ever since she was gone off to that fat 47 00:02:33,380 --> 00:02:35,040 camp. No, I done told you. 48 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:36,360 It was football camp. 49 00:02:37,300 --> 00:02:40,440 But she did mention your name the other day, though. What did she say? 50 00:02:41,260 --> 00:02:44,900 She said, I ain't missing Reggie at all. That's what she said. 51 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:47,060 I'm telling you, Cora been living it up. 52 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:50,020 She been going to the movies, to the museum. 53 00:02:50,260 --> 00:02:51,920 She been doing all kinds of stuff. 54 00:02:52,700 --> 00:02:53,720 She been doing stuff? 55 00:02:54,100 --> 00:02:55,140 Yes, a lot of stuff. 56 00:02:55,780 --> 00:02:56,780 With who? 57 00:02:57,480 --> 00:03:01,600 Gordon. You not finna get me in that. I'm not finna get in nobody's business, 58 00:03:01,720 --> 00:03:04,800 especially Cora's and Gordon with all the stuff they be doing. 59 00:03:06,340 --> 00:03:07,820 How did she do this to me? 60 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:11,980 I'm telling you, my Cora been living it up. She been a hot item ever since she 61 00:03:11,980 --> 00:03:13,240 lost that 300 pounds. 62 00:03:13,500 --> 00:03:15,900 Look, Cora ain't never been no 300 pounds. 63 00:03:16,570 --> 00:03:18,510 I'm talking about you, McFaddy. 64 00:03:19,430 --> 00:03:21,550 Oh, Mr. Brown, you gotta help me. 65 00:03:21,950 --> 00:03:24,090 Uh, there's only one problem with that. 66 00:03:24,350 --> 00:03:25,350 Oh, what's that? 67 00:03:25,470 --> 00:03:26,550 I don't like you. 68 00:03:27,330 --> 00:03:28,950 Oh, come on now, Brown. 69 00:03:29,350 --> 00:03:31,390 I... I'm serious. 70 00:03:34,010 --> 00:03:35,470 How about a candlelit dinner? 71 00:03:37,090 --> 00:03:40,390 John Botron, didn't you just get through eating a sauceberry steak? 72 00:03:41,090 --> 00:03:43,610 I'm not talking about me, and I'm not talking about now. 73 00:03:43,950 --> 00:03:44,950 I'm talking about with Cora. 74 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:49,300 You know, there is this lovely, lovely, romantic place that Gordon likes to take 75 00:03:49,300 --> 00:03:51,260 her with candlelight and dimmers and everything. 76 00:03:51,540 --> 00:03:53,140 Whoa, slow down, Maldini. 77 00:03:53,660 --> 00:03:55,860 I'm not taking her to eat at Gordon's favorite spot. 78 00:03:56,920 --> 00:03:59,960 I got to do something for her that no man has ever done before. 79 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:02,040 Ah! 80 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:04,500 Buy her daddy a new car. 81 00:04:05,460 --> 00:04:07,560 Now, how is that going to help me and Cora? 82 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,100 You just selfish. 83 00:04:09,340 --> 00:04:12,560 I was thinking about yourself. Can you think about others before you put 84 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:14,660 yourself before yourself? What you talking about? When you thinking about 85 00:04:14,660 --> 00:04:16,579 somebody else? I'm not always thinking about nobody like this. You eat this 86 00:04:16,579 --> 00:04:18,600 cinnamon thing. Yes, I'm going to eat my cinnamon thing. 87 00:04:18,860 --> 00:04:21,500 I'll eat it for you. You don't need nothing else. You big enough. See, the 88 00:04:21,500 --> 00:04:27,360 problem is you're only touching people's stuff. That's your problem. All right. 89 00:04:27,580 --> 00:04:33,000 There you go. Now, if anybody asks, your name is Mylene. 90 00:04:33,540 --> 00:04:34,640 Mylene? Mylene. 91 00:04:35,780 --> 00:04:36,780 Mylene. 92 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:38,720 Myling, where are you going? 93 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:41,440 Her husband is over there grieving. 94 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:43,440 Stupid. 95 00:04:44,280 --> 00:04:46,720 Are you going through people's personal effects again? 96 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:49,260 Nurse Myling! 97 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:54,360 Take this stolen box of jewelry and get out of here before I report you! 98 00:04:54,620 --> 00:04:55,620 Now go! 99 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:57,400 Wait. 100 00:05:00,820 --> 00:05:01,980 I'm going to hold this for you. 101 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:04,800 Because I know you're going to try to push it off on somebody else. I know 102 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:06,120 Myling. I know you. What? 103 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:11,900 So she's selling stolen jewelry, huh? 104 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:13,920 Girl, can you believe it? 105 00:05:14,140 --> 00:05:16,240 You know, you really need to screen your nurses better. 106 00:05:17,540 --> 00:05:18,540 Yo, yo, yo, yo. 107 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:21,860 Can you tell Pookie I'm going to take 20 on the three pick? 108 00:05:23,180 --> 00:05:24,620 But, Nate, come on. 109 00:05:25,020 --> 00:05:27,840 Girl, you are gambling, selling hot jewelry. 110 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:29,120 What are you going to do next? 111 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:33,360 Ooh, hopefully that hot guy in room 301. Girl, have you seen him? 112 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:36,360 Girl, he threw his back out playing ball. 113 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:38,740 His name is Tori Kirkland. 114 00:05:40,860 --> 00:05:46,000 God, I dated a tall Kirkland in college. And so you think it's the same one? 115 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:48,540 Well, it's the same name and the same birthday. 116 00:05:49,340 --> 00:05:51,840 And he is still throwing his back out. 117 00:05:53,460 --> 00:05:54,460 Detail. 118 00:05:56,000 --> 00:06:01,320 Let's just say what happens in college stays in college. Well, does Will know 119 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:03,280 your R .E .N. stands for real nasty? 120 00:06:05,580 --> 00:06:08,210 No. So let's keep this between us, please. 121 00:06:08,470 --> 00:06:10,250 Okay. The secret is safe with me. 122 00:06:11,590 --> 00:06:12,590 Hey, beautiful. 123 00:06:12,970 --> 00:06:14,970 Hi. Not you, Renee. 124 00:06:15,930 --> 00:06:18,370 Sasha's ex -boyfriend is in room 301. Renee! 125 00:06:18,770 --> 00:06:20,870 What? Sorry, I slipped out accidentally on purpose. 126 00:06:23,130 --> 00:06:24,130 What's she talking about? 127 00:06:24,770 --> 00:06:27,970 You remember that guy I told you I dated in college? 128 00:06:28,330 --> 00:06:30,390 You know, Tori. 129 00:06:30,610 --> 00:06:31,610 Thank you. 130 00:06:32,270 --> 00:06:33,270 Tori? 131 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,300 Wait a minute, corny, Tori? Your study partner? 132 00:06:36,860 --> 00:06:38,500 No, they did more than study. 133 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:49,400 I know Sasha had a life before she's married, so... So did I. I mean, I'm not 134 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:50,400 worried about that. 135 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:52,040 Wow. 136 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:55,960 Security and a man is sexy. So sexy. 137 00:06:57,640 --> 00:06:59,240 Besides, that was years ago. 138 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:02,320 Yeah. I mean, I can only imagine what... 139 00:07:02,540 --> 00:07:03,800 Corny Tori looks like now. 140 00:07:04,140 --> 00:07:06,560 Probably some real, like, funny big -head dude or something. 141 00:07:08,900 --> 00:07:12,240 Excuse me, but I've been trying to fill out my paperwork, and it says I need to 142 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:16,520 show my insurance card, my ID, and bring lime jello? 143 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:17,720 Renee. 144 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:21,400 Sorry. Okay, you can forget about the first two. 145 00:07:24,340 --> 00:07:25,340 Hold up one second. 146 00:07:26,420 --> 00:07:27,420 Sasha? 147 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:28,840 Tori! 148 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:30,480 Tori? 149 00:07:33,100 --> 00:07:37,200 Girl, you look great. Wow, and you look... Not corny. 150 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:42,320 Have you met my husband? 151 00:07:45,300 --> 00:07:46,300 Will. 152 00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:49,120 What's up, Will? 153 00:07:56,860 --> 00:07:58,900 Cora, we need to talk. 154 00:07:59,100 --> 00:08:00,100 What's up, Rich? 155 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:01,600 What's up? 156 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:04,220 I haven't seen you for months and that's all I get? 157 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:06,020 Oh, what's up, Reggie? 158 00:08:07,060 --> 00:08:08,060 Uh, how you doing? 159 00:08:08,540 --> 00:08:09,339 How am I? 160 00:08:09,340 --> 00:08:10,340 Hey, 161 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:11,520 look what I got. 162 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:14,320 Oh, that's nice. 163 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:15,759 Who's it for? 164 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:16,960 It's for you, boo. 165 00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:19,840 Well, thank you, boo. 166 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:21,900 But wait, there's more. 167 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:25,320 You get that jersey and dinner with a sexy man. 168 00:08:25,660 --> 00:08:28,060 Oh, the old Spice Man is out there on his horse? 169 00:08:28,860 --> 00:08:29,860 Very funny. 170 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:31,120 It's me. 171 00:08:32,169 --> 00:08:34,130 I got a coupon for Grub's Grill Buffet. 172 00:08:34,830 --> 00:08:37,390 But we got to go early because it expires at 5 o 'clock. 173 00:08:37,990 --> 00:08:39,630 I thought they banned you from that place. 174 00:08:39,890 --> 00:08:40,729 Oh, they did. 175 00:08:40,730 --> 00:08:41,730 That's why I bought this. 176 00:08:44,870 --> 00:08:46,570 What? It worked at the Waffle House. 177 00:08:47,650 --> 00:08:48,650 I got you one, too. 178 00:08:49,250 --> 00:08:50,250 I don't want that. 179 00:08:51,170 --> 00:08:52,610 Plus, I have plans, anyway. 180 00:08:52,990 --> 00:08:53,990 What plans? 181 00:08:54,270 --> 00:08:55,770 Hey, Cor, we still on in 30 minutes? 182 00:08:55,970 --> 00:08:56,809 Yep, I'll be there. 183 00:08:56,810 --> 00:08:59,690 Okay. Hey, welcome back, Coach Reggie. Nice mustache. 184 00:09:02,939 --> 00:09:04,120 Those are your other plans? 185 00:09:04,860 --> 00:09:06,120 Hmm, I know what's up. 186 00:09:08,380 --> 00:09:09,460 You don't know anything. 187 00:09:18,020 --> 00:09:19,420 All right, Sasha. 188 00:09:20,180 --> 00:09:22,180 I can't keep this gown tight to save my life. 189 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:25,740 Wait, I got it. I got it. Hold up, hold up. It's untied. Hold on. 190 00:09:26,220 --> 00:09:27,700 I'll get it. It's my job. 191 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:33,400 Yep, it's untied. 192 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:35,800 Me likey. 193 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:39,960 Okay, Renee, would you stop? Tori, I will tie it for you. Thank you. Okay. 194 00:09:42,220 --> 00:09:44,040 Looks like somebody's getting special treatment. 195 00:09:44,300 --> 00:09:46,220 Hey, I picked the right place to get treated, Doc. 196 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:48,700 I mean, two beautiful nurses in one place? 197 00:09:49,100 --> 00:09:50,280 Man, is this a hospital? 198 00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:51,640 Oh, heaven. 199 00:09:53,740 --> 00:09:57,900 How about we get back to work? 200 00:10:03,950 --> 00:10:07,430 So, uh, I see turquoise is still your favorite color. 201 00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:10,570 Actually, her favorite color is red. 202 00:10:10,910 --> 00:10:12,250 Actually, well, come here. 203 00:10:13,170 --> 00:10:15,470 My favorite color is turquoise. 204 00:10:17,170 --> 00:10:22,050 Okay, um, I know her favorite song. Her favorite song is At Last by Etta J. 205 00:10:22,630 --> 00:10:25,890 Ho? Because I thought your favorite song was Baby Got Back. 206 00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:27,250 It is! 207 00:10:27,630 --> 00:10:30,750 It is? Yeah. 208 00:10:31,550 --> 00:10:32,550 It's both. 209 00:10:33,090 --> 00:10:36,070 Yeah, it's baby got back at last. 210 00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:38,170 That's the joint. 211 00:10:38,810 --> 00:10:39,950 Excuse me. 212 00:10:41,910 --> 00:10:45,050 So, Will, what's your favorite song? If you all know me by now. 213 00:10:46,330 --> 00:10:47,710 Speaking of songs. 214 00:10:49,430 --> 00:10:55,270 No, you don't, Tori. No, you don't. Not the song. Wait, there's a song? 215 00:10:55,910 --> 00:10:57,470 Come on, come on, come on. 216 00:11:00,590 --> 00:11:05,390 Well, in college, I asked Sasha out a few times. A few times? 217 00:11:06,010 --> 00:11:10,530 So I went over to her dorm room one night to sing her a song. 218 00:11:10,930 --> 00:11:12,790 If you can call that singing. 219 00:11:13,130 --> 00:11:18,110 Okay, guys, it was awful, right? So I go to my window and I look out and it's PK 220 00:11:18,110 --> 00:11:22,710 there singing this song that he wrote. Oh, my God. Oh, what was it called? 221 00:11:22,930 --> 00:11:23,930 Oh, it's a break. 222 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:25,930 No, I doubt it. 223 00:11:27,490 --> 00:11:29,630 Sasha holds the key to my heart. 224 00:11:31,670 --> 00:11:34,710 So is that how you got the booty? 225 00:11:35,510 --> 00:11:37,210 Okay. All right. 226 00:11:38,010 --> 00:11:39,010 That'll be enough. 227 00:11:39,250 --> 00:11:44,370 Okay. Tori. Yeah. Why don't we go on and, you know, get you on down here to 228 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:45,370 morgue. Okay. 229 00:11:46,210 --> 00:11:47,750 Right. I mean, that's right. 230 00:11:48,290 --> 00:11:49,430 Okay. Right. 231 00:11:51,970 --> 00:11:57,050 Not everybody can have two men like you, Sasha. I only have one man, and that's 232 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,050 my husband, Rene. 233 00:11:58,350 --> 00:12:00,410 Yeah, but the other one wrote you a song. 234 00:12:02,550 --> 00:12:05,930 Oh, Renee, you know what? Now that I think about it, what we had was really 235 00:12:05,930 --> 00:12:06,930 special. 236 00:12:07,330 --> 00:12:11,370 Well, if it was so special, then why'd y 'all break up? Girl, I don't know. 237 00:12:11,850 --> 00:12:13,850 We were young. We were in college. 238 00:12:14,930 --> 00:12:18,890 There's something about a guy that'll make a fool out of himself for you. 239 00:12:19,150 --> 00:12:20,150 That's true. 240 00:12:21,290 --> 00:12:23,810 Sounds like Tori's the one that got away. 241 00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:59,640 And you should have seen your shoes, too, but your belly won't allow that. 242 00:13:00,540 --> 00:13:02,360 Hey, I need to talk to you. I'm desperate. 243 00:13:02,900 --> 00:13:05,540 Yeah, you always desperate. I already know what you're going to say. 244 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:07,499 Okay, look. 245 00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:09,240 No, I don't care that Cora left you. 246 00:13:09,740 --> 00:13:13,040 Yes, I think she can do better. And no, I don't have no change for the snack 247 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:14,880 machine. Now, wait a minute now. 248 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:18,300 I love Cora. You love cheese, boy. 249 00:13:19,660 --> 00:13:23,740 And Cora, I just want to know why she changed her mind about us. 250 00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:27,980 Reggie, you know, sometimes people just grow out of things. 251 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:30,260 Kind of like you and them shorts. 252 00:13:32,780 --> 00:13:34,060 Anybody seen Cora? 253 00:13:35,020 --> 00:13:36,420 She's out. What's up? 254 00:13:37,180 --> 00:13:38,920 Came here to see Cora, not you. 255 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:40,860 That's one for him, big brother. 256 00:13:41,540 --> 00:13:42,720 Well, she's busy. 257 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:45,840 Come back later. 258 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:49,960 That's one for him, super head job. Is there some sort of a problem here? 259 00:13:50,820 --> 00:13:51,820 Yeah. 260 00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:53,660 Cora's been tripping lately. 261 00:13:54,140 --> 00:13:57,580 And I hear that you've been throwing salt in my game. Boy, with your cankles 262 00:13:57,580 --> 00:14:00,160 looking like that, you know you can't stand no more salt. 263 00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:04,220 Maybe she's just seeing you for who and what you really are. 264 00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:06,120 And what is that? 265 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:08,640 Okay, look, I got this one. Let me do it. That's too easy. 266 00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:12,900 You go ahead. You go ahead. Okay. A 35 -year -old mama's boy. 267 00:14:13,180 --> 00:14:14,600 I told you that was an E. 268 00:14:15,180 --> 00:14:16,180 Talk up one for him. 269 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:19,480 I live with my mama so that I can save money. To do what? 270 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:20,720 Buy a new car? 271 00:14:21,020 --> 00:14:22,680 Oh, you got to have an old one first. 272 00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:27,500 Right to the temple. A right cross to the temple. 273 00:14:27,780 --> 00:14:31,740 Reggie is staggered. Well, just take a knee, Reggie. Just give up. Man, if you 274 00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:33,780 wasn't my boss, you'd be unemployed. 275 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:37,640 No one's trying to hire a coach whose only win came by forfeit. 276 00:14:37,980 --> 00:14:43,300 Down goes Reggie. Down goes Reggie. Reggie, just quit, son. Just step out. 277 00:14:44,140 --> 00:14:46,720 I'm not going to stoop to your level. Hold on now. I'm not going to let you 278 00:14:46,780 --> 00:14:47,780 Listen, listen. 279 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:50,140 I'm just going to go ahead and leave these here for Cora. 280 00:14:53,770 --> 00:14:54,589 You a punk. 281 00:14:54,590 --> 00:14:57,150 Come on, let me take you somewhere you can cry in peace. 282 00:15:08,890 --> 00:15:09,890 Hey, Renee. 283 00:15:11,330 --> 00:15:13,390 Tori is ready to be discharged. 284 00:15:13,890 --> 00:15:17,810 Oh, maybe I should give him a ride in my 82 Civic, boo. 285 00:15:21,110 --> 00:15:22,590 Sasha, you're my hottest... 286 00:15:25,890 --> 00:15:27,030 What are you doing? 287 00:15:27,330 --> 00:15:29,430 Oh, girl, I'm giving you something to remember. 288 00:15:32,950 --> 00:15:37,310 She gonna remember. I'm gonna record it and put it on YouTube. 289 00:15:37,610 --> 00:15:38,610 Here you go. 290 00:15:39,270 --> 00:15:40,750 Shots on you, my heart and soul. 291 00:15:42,130 --> 00:15:43,650 Even though your feet are cold. 292 00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:57,840 Special. You like it? 293 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:02,640 Will, don't do that again. 294 00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:08,780 Sasha, girl, it was so good to see you again. Good seeing you too, Tori. 295 00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:12,080 And Renee. Oh, don't. 296 00:16:12,740 --> 00:16:13,740 Don't speak. 297 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:17,040 No, no, gentle Scorpio. 298 00:16:17,340 --> 00:16:18,340 I'm a Gemini. 299 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:20,660 Don't speak. 300 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,820 Oh, we could have been between us. Let's just... 301 00:16:25,350 --> 00:16:27,370 Remember the times that we've had. 302 00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:30,230 Girl, something wrong with you. Can I get my discharge papers? 303 00:16:31,830 --> 00:16:34,030 Here, take a little funky discharge papers. 304 00:16:35,230 --> 00:16:37,410 You know, some people just don't know a good thing when they see it. 305 00:16:41,670 --> 00:16:43,190 Oh, what'd you do that for? 306 00:16:43,450 --> 00:16:45,310 Because you just made a fool out of yourself. 307 00:16:45,730 --> 00:16:47,470 Oh, so when Tori does it, it's so... 308 00:17:00,730 --> 00:17:03,690 Wrinkles starting to come, sag starting to sag. 309 00:17:09,710 --> 00:17:12,750 Well, Tori was a part of my past. 310 00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:16,069 When I met you, I knew I found my soulmate. 311 00:17:16,790 --> 00:17:17,970 I'm going to throw up. 312 00:17:19,569 --> 00:17:24,290 Baby. All right, I'm sorry. I guess I just got a little carried away. Yes, you 313 00:17:24,290 --> 00:17:25,290 did. 314 00:17:25,530 --> 00:17:27,230 Baby, look, no one will never... 315 00:17:28,170 --> 00:17:30,510 ever steal my attention from you. You know that. 316 00:17:31,610 --> 00:17:36,150 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Hey, hey, hey. Idris Elba was just admitted into ER. 317 00:17:36,370 --> 00:17:37,370 Come on, girl. 318 00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:40,710 Ouch! 319 00:17:47,690 --> 00:17:49,050 Are you... Are you nervous? 320 00:17:49,270 --> 00:17:53,250 Ouch! Girl, when is the last time you got these eyebrows blocked? 321 00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:54,930 When Jesse Jackson was president. 322 00:17:55,830 --> 00:17:56,830 That... 323 00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:00,160 Hey, by the way, I'll go get my weed whacker. 324 00:18:03,020 --> 00:18:04,020 Oh, hey, good. 325 00:18:04,060 --> 00:18:06,160 Hey, Cora, we need to talk. What's so important? 326 00:18:06,380 --> 00:18:07,760 Hey, Cora, we need to talk. 327 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:09,080 Reggie, what are you doing here? 328 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:10,320 What am I doing here? 329 00:18:10,620 --> 00:18:11,780 What is he doing here? 330 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:15,200 Look, Reggie, man, she's over you, man. Just go back out that door, man, and 331 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:15,959 move on. 332 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:18,440 Slow down there, buddy. Just because you took somebody out to a couple 333 00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:20,120 candlelight dinners don't make you the man around here. 334 00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:21,500 Candlelight dinners? 335 00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:22,880 Who told you that? 336 00:18:28,110 --> 00:18:31,150 Did you tell Reggie that Gordon and I had candlelit dinners? 337 00:18:31,930 --> 00:18:34,750 I didn't say all the way candlelit, Cora. 338 00:18:34,950 --> 00:18:37,690 You said that they were having candlelit dinners. 339 00:18:38,230 --> 00:18:41,710 What? Okay, Cora, I said it. You ain't got to look at me like that. 340 00:18:42,390 --> 00:18:44,750 It ain't just Brian. It ain't just me, yes. 341 00:18:45,070 --> 00:18:46,310 You been cold towards me? 342 00:18:46,570 --> 00:18:50,130 Cold, casket cold, Cora. Ever since I came back. Preach, brother, preach. And 343 00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:53,710 you haven't even mentioned the flowers I bought you. Mm -hmm. What flowers? I 344 00:18:53,710 --> 00:18:54,710 ain't getting any flowers. 345 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:59,240 Yeah, now, Cora, yeah, Pudgy did get you some flowers. Yeah, he set them on the 346 00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:00,820 desk. Gordon seen them? He was right there. 347 00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:03,980 Gordon, did you see some flowers? 348 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:05,880 Yeah. 349 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:07,719 Well, nothing. 350 00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:12,740 No, what had happened was... I'll throw them away. 351 00:19:12,980 --> 00:19:13,959 You what? 352 00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:14,960 Throw them away. 353 00:19:15,260 --> 00:19:17,080 Why would you do something like that, Gordon? 354 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:18,480 Look, Cora... 355 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:22,260 You need a man like myself. Somebody who's going to love you and appreciate 356 00:19:22,260 --> 00:19:26,680 and be there for you all the time. I mean all the time, baby. Boy, you sound 357 00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:27,820 like a soap opera. 358 00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:30,100 Turn your world and go, what? 359 00:19:31,620 --> 00:19:32,720 Boy, you need to leave. 360 00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:34,480 Look, Cora, I can explain. 361 00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:37,940 She said you need to leave, bro -ham. Bye. 362 00:19:38,580 --> 00:19:41,620 Yeah. Go. See you. Go. See you. Bye. 363 00:19:43,460 --> 00:19:44,740 That's what I'm talking about. 364 00:19:45,020 --> 00:19:46,060 That's my Cora. 365 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:48,220 Now, where were we? 366 00:19:48,830 --> 00:19:50,070 You were about to leave, too. 367 00:19:51,270 --> 00:19:52,270 Reservation for one. 368 00:19:52,550 --> 00:19:54,510 What did I do? 369 00:19:55,230 --> 00:19:58,830 You show up here after months of not calling and expect me to jump? My mama 370 00:19:58,830 --> 00:20:01,830 didn't pay the phone bill. And I have to deal with your crazy mama? She ain't 371 00:20:01,830 --> 00:20:04,770 that crazy. Who do you think you are? Mr. Big Stuff. 372 00:20:05,410 --> 00:20:08,670 If you want to be with me, if you want to date me, you got to ask me like you 373 00:20:08,670 --> 00:20:11,590 did when we first met, baby. Beg. That's what you got to do. 374 00:20:12,010 --> 00:20:13,010 Beg. 375 00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:15,130 Okay. 376 00:20:27,070 --> 00:20:33,350 Will singing his original song for me. Last time a man serenaded me, the jerry 377 00:20:33,350 --> 00:20:34,430 curl was a new look. 378 00:20:35,430 --> 00:20:37,090 Well, Reggie talks off -key. 379 00:20:38,830 --> 00:20:41,330 All righty. Here it is. What you got? 27472

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