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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:16,079 Get back to work. 2 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:19,800 311, 312. 3 00:00:20,940 --> 00:00:24,400 Boy, Joe Grace, I know you're not wasting precious time counting cracks in 4 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:27,400 ceiling. No, I'm counting all the places I'd rather be than right here. 5 00:00:28,500 --> 00:00:32,439 Woo, thank God the bell got to go, Miss Simmons got to go. No, that's the fire 6 00:00:32,439 --> 00:00:36,440 alarm. Oh, well, thank God for the fire got to go, Miss Simmons got to go. 7 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:46,960 Check that again. Are you sure? Ma 'am, ma 'am, please don't make us stay here, 8 00:00:47,020 --> 00:00:49,500 Mr. Brown. Please don't. You were in detention, right? 9 00:00:49,980 --> 00:00:51,180 DMC, so sit down! 10 00:00:51,380 --> 00:00:52,380 Sit down! 11 00:00:53,100 --> 00:00:56,660 Oh, thank you so much, Mr. Brown. No problem, Cora. You can leave now. Yes, 12 00:00:57,040 --> 00:00:59,660 Oh, Mr. Brown, wait. Can you tell Ms. Smith to come see me? 13 00:00:59,900 --> 00:01:03,680 About that, Cora, Ms. Smith's not going to make it. You remember the fire alarm? 14 00:01:03,920 --> 00:01:05,280 You said the building wasn't on fire. 15 00:01:05,580 --> 00:01:07,920 No, the building wasn't. But Ms. Smith was. 16 00:01:08,660 --> 00:01:12,200 Cora is not needed as she is. She had the nerve to wear a carter rod. 17 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:17,560 She just... She just combusticated. 18 00:01:19,340 --> 00:01:22,260 But I put her out, Corby. She all right. Was the fire extinguisher, Mr. Burns? 19 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:25,600 No, I pushed out the door. Wasn't no need of all of us burning up. 20 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:27,840 All right, I'll tell you. All right. 21 00:01:28,460 --> 00:01:30,920 Come on in here. You know I've been waiting to get you in here. 22 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:32,160 Hey! 23 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:36,200 Miss Jones, no means no. 24 00:01:37,900 --> 00:01:38,900 Disrespectful woman. 25 00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:40,600 What y 'all doing in here? 26 00:01:41,050 --> 00:01:42,390 This ain't proper fire procedure. 27 00:01:42,670 --> 00:01:44,190 What you doing with that tight shirt on? 28 00:01:45,830 --> 00:01:49,350 The question is, what are you doing? Yes, what are you doing, tight shirt? 29 00:01:49,590 --> 00:01:51,330 I was about to stop, drop, and roll. 30 00:01:51,590 --> 00:01:52,590 Ha. 31 00:01:52,770 --> 00:01:54,310 I got three words for you. 32 00:01:55,370 --> 00:01:58,770 Pathetic. Actually, that's four words, Mr. Brown. 33 00:02:00,730 --> 00:02:05,490 Pathetic. That boy good. He right. That boy, he going to a junior, junior 34 00:02:05,490 --> 00:02:06,490 college. 35 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:08,920 You know what? 36 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:11,460 I'm glad... Wait a minute. Actually, I'm glad you stopped in. You have 37 00:02:11,460 --> 00:02:13,680 detention. Why? I didn't touch Miss Jones. 38 00:02:14,020 --> 00:02:15,100 What? Today. 39 00:02:15,980 --> 00:02:17,600 Wait. What time is it? 40 00:02:18,220 --> 00:02:20,760 No. You're up next in rotation. 41 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,900 Oh, no. Cora, I can't do that. I got something to do after school. 42 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:26,120 What? Miss Jones. 43 00:02:27,860 --> 00:02:28,860 Man. 44 00:02:55,850 --> 00:03:00,490 You own that stuff, ain't you? Yes, you... Oh! 45 00:03:00,890 --> 00:03:03,330 No, no, no, no, no, no. Uncle Bronson, I'm not stealing. 46 00:03:03,610 --> 00:03:05,190 I'm hiding these things from Sasha. 47 00:03:06,210 --> 00:03:07,410 Shut up, Sasha. 48 00:03:08,250 --> 00:03:09,310 Sasha's on that stuff. 49 00:03:09,810 --> 00:03:13,010 You know what? It's always the pretty ones that get turned out first. 50 00:03:13,290 --> 00:03:15,130 I bet your hair gonna fall out next week. 51 00:03:15,370 --> 00:03:17,010 Sasha's mom's bringing over her new boyfriend. 52 00:03:17,690 --> 00:03:18,950 So he on the stuff? 53 00:03:19,530 --> 00:03:21,730 Y 'all gonna need a family rehab plan. 54 00:03:22,130 --> 00:03:23,270 Uh, I got a coupon. 55 00:03:23,900 --> 00:03:26,060 Treat one crackhead, get the next one for free. 56 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:30,320 No, no, no, no. Wait, see, Uncle Brown, I'm just hiding all the stuff that Sasha 57 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:31,320 can use as a weapon. 58 00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:36,280 See? Oh, wait. Y 'all done lost it. Ooh. 59 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:39,180 These are sharper than they look. 60 00:03:39,860 --> 00:03:40,860 Okay, really? 61 00:03:42,500 --> 00:03:46,580 See, Sasha goes crazy when Mom brings over a new man. 62 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:48,980 Oh, okay. Has anyone seen the knives? 63 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:52,100 No. No, you... Sasha. 64 00:03:52,780 --> 00:03:54,020 You still need our nutcracker? 65 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:58,900 No. No nutcracker. Sasha, don't hurt your mama's man. 66 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:01,700 Look, if you want to hurt a man, hurt Etna. 67 00:04:02,740 --> 00:04:04,860 You get less time for cruelty to animals. 68 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:06,440 You should know. 69 00:04:07,060 --> 00:04:08,120 Michael Thicke. 70 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:12,520 Guys, would you stop being silly? I was in there making snacks. 71 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:17,060 What kind of snack you make with a nutcracker? And I am happy my mom is 72 00:04:17,060 --> 00:04:18,060 again. 73 00:04:18,260 --> 00:04:19,260 You are? 74 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:24,640 Look, my parents are divorced. If they've moved on, so should I. 75 00:04:25,100 --> 00:04:27,880 Wow, sweetheart, that's very mature of you. 76 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:31,080 But I'm still hiding the sharp object. 77 00:04:31,740 --> 00:04:33,160 Will, I am fine. 78 00:04:33,700 --> 00:04:36,440 Okay? And besides, my mom has great taste. 79 00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:38,640 Just like me. 80 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:44,100 So maybe she's dating a hot shot doctor just like me. 81 00:04:45,620 --> 00:04:46,960 Maybe he's rich. 82 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:51,020 Maybe he's still teething. Look at this baby. 83 00:04:53,780 --> 00:04:55,040 Sorry we're late. 84 00:04:55,340 --> 00:04:56,340 Car trouble. 85 00:04:57,740 --> 00:04:59,820 What, you couldn't get him out his car seat? 86 00:05:00,260 --> 00:05:07,180 My name is Edna. And 87 00:05:07,180 --> 00:05:08,860 you are? I am Dion. 88 00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:10,100 Dion Walker. 89 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:15,160 What was that? 90 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:17,240 Osteoporosis. 91 00:05:19,450 --> 00:05:21,970 Girl, you sure know how to pick them. 92 00:05:23,930 --> 00:05:26,110 No, she don't. That one ain't even ripe. 93 00:05:26,490 --> 00:05:31,390 How you doing, man? I'm good. I'm well. 94 00:05:31,670 --> 00:05:33,390 This is my beautiful wife, Sasha. 95 00:05:34,450 --> 00:05:35,450 All the way over there. 96 00:05:35,810 --> 00:05:36,890 How old are you? 97 00:05:37,210 --> 00:05:40,850 Oh, babe, that's easy. I'm about 20. Not you. I'm talking about baby boy right 98 00:05:40,850 --> 00:05:41,850 there. 99 00:05:42,710 --> 00:05:45,930 Well, look, it's finally nice to meet you. You know, your mom's told me a lot 100 00:05:45,930 --> 00:05:46,779 about you. 101 00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:48,860 Funny. I haven't heard much about you. 102 00:05:49,820 --> 00:05:52,740 There ain't that much to tell. The boy ain't been alive that long. 103 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:58,780 Would you two like to sit down? I wish we could. 104 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:04,620 But tonight, I'm all over young ZZ. 105 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:07,560 Oh, no, no, no, no, babe, that's young ZZ. 106 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:10,560 Young ZZ. Oh, ZZ. 107 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:12,360 No, no, no, no, ZZ. 108 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:17,020 Excuse me, I thought you said your name was Dion. 109 00:06:17,660 --> 00:06:18,660 No, no, no, no. 110 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:22,880 Young Jeezy's one of the hottest rappers in the game. On the way over, my boy 111 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:23,880 called and got a ticket. 112 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:25,300 Really, Mom? 113 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:26,680 Young Jeezy? 114 00:06:27,140 --> 00:06:28,320 You know what they say. 115 00:06:28,660 --> 00:06:30,140 You're never too old. 116 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:36,200 Girl, they lied to you. You better quit out of this before you break a hip -hop. 117 00:06:36,540 --> 00:06:40,500 I thought that we were all going to get a chance to know each other a little 118 00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:42,460 better before... And we will. 119 00:06:42,820 --> 00:06:43,820 Tomorrow. 120 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:45,040 I promise, okay? 121 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:48,240 Girl, you don't at your age tomorrow, I ain't promise. 122 00:06:48,540 --> 00:06:51,860 Come on, baby, let's go bust the moon. All right. You gonna fool around and 123 00:06:51,860 --> 00:06:52,860 the bladder. 124 00:06:54,640 --> 00:06:56,160 Sasha, your mama a cougar. 125 00:06:56,880 --> 00:06:59,220 I used to be a cougar. 126 00:06:59,700 --> 00:07:01,820 Now you just an old alley cat. 127 00:07:16,010 --> 00:07:17,010 How much time we got left? 128 00:07:17,210 --> 00:07:19,230 Too much. Now quit asking me questions. I'm busy. 129 00:07:19,490 --> 00:07:20,630 Do you think the clock is slow? 130 00:07:21,070 --> 00:07:22,990 Man, you slow. Why don't you study some, boy? 131 00:07:29,790 --> 00:07:34,490 No wonder our basketball team is owing all the other games. 132 00:07:34,730 --> 00:07:35,870 Man, like you can do any better. 133 00:07:36,410 --> 00:07:38,970 When I was your age, I was all state. 134 00:07:39,290 --> 00:07:40,930 That's because there's only 13 of them. 135 00:07:41,890 --> 00:07:42,890 Don't do that, my love. 136 00:07:43,390 --> 00:07:44,650 See? Still got it. 137 00:07:44,910 --> 00:07:46,730 Man, that was luck. 138 00:07:47,570 --> 00:07:48,890 I bet you can't do it again. 139 00:07:49,730 --> 00:07:50,930 I bet you I can. 140 00:07:51,530 --> 00:07:54,690 Well, let's make this interesting. Yeah, Milo. 141 00:07:55,890 --> 00:07:56,890 Let's. 142 00:07:57,110 --> 00:08:01,030 Look at that. It's getting embarrassing for you, Milo. It's getting 143 00:08:01,030 --> 00:08:03,370 embarrassing. That's all right. Best two out of three. 144 00:08:03,670 --> 00:08:05,190 Defense. Defense. 145 00:08:05,750 --> 00:08:08,150 Why are you doing a cheerleading stance, boy? 146 00:08:09,590 --> 00:08:12,050 Why is this boy practicing a dismount? 147 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:15,680 Okay, which one of you juvenile delinquents ordered a pizza? 148 00:08:18,380 --> 00:08:19,920 What you got to say for yourself? 149 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:22,960 Man, they forgot the breadsticks. 150 00:08:23,580 --> 00:08:26,860 Uh, this is supposed to be detention, not chunky cheese. 151 00:08:27,260 --> 00:08:30,380 Come on, Brown. We're just having a little fun trying to pass the time. 152 00:08:30,420 --> 00:08:33,500 Milo? Look, I'm just a kid. I ain't in charge here. Just get my pizza. 153 00:08:33,740 --> 00:08:35,720 Get in the back. Get in the back. There you go. 154 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:39,559 Come on. I have you to know these kids are playing you. Please. 155 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:41,120 I look like I can be played. 156 00:08:41,770 --> 00:08:44,610 Yes, like a bootleg DVD you can be playing. 157 00:08:45,690 --> 00:08:48,890 Here, come on. You go. Come on. Take that over. Look, if you want to learn 158 00:08:48,890 --> 00:08:53,850 to handle these kids, you got to think like a child like me. 159 00:08:54,110 --> 00:08:55,310 What you talking about? 160 00:08:55,570 --> 00:08:59,270 You think you can just come up in here and... No, no, no, no, no. Mr. Brown is 161 00:08:59,270 --> 00:09:01,610 right. We shouldn't be playing basketball in here. 162 00:09:02,190 --> 00:09:03,190 Let's take it outside. 163 00:09:03,370 --> 00:09:04,370 Oh, wait a minute. 164 00:09:04,390 --> 00:09:05,390 Ah! 165 00:09:06,270 --> 00:09:08,570 Ah, freeze, future felon. Sit down. 166 00:09:10,010 --> 00:09:11,250 What's wrong, Mr. Brown? 167 00:09:11,660 --> 00:09:13,780 You scared Darnell might dunk on you? 168 00:09:13,980 --> 00:09:14,980 Yes, he is. 169 00:09:15,660 --> 00:09:17,320 You know, he was all state. 170 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:18,840 All state. 171 00:09:19,020 --> 00:09:20,560 More like all faith. 172 00:09:21,620 --> 00:09:27,100 Listen, if you kids really want to learn something about basketball, y 'all ask 173 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:28,340 the profession. Look at my elevation. 174 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:32,680 See how I jumped up so high you couldn't. What? You mean like you? 175 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:37,400 Yes, like me. They don't call me LeBron James for nothing. 176 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:39,080 Who called you that? 177 00:09:39,550 --> 00:09:42,130 You and I put this style eight in your face. Check it out. 178 00:09:43,310 --> 00:09:44,810 Look, I'm hanging from the rim. 179 00:09:45,270 --> 00:09:46,710 I'm hanging. You see me hanging? 180 00:09:48,850 --> 00:09:50,250 Eight. Really? 181 00:09:50,710 --> 00:09:51,710 Don't judge me. 182 00:09:54,450 --> 00:09:59,190 And that was our first trip to Maui. Yeah, we didn't see much of the island 183 00:09:59,190 --> 00:10:00,830 weekend. Oh, God. 184 00:10:02,750 --> 00:10:07,070 Oh, and that is her first tattoo. She screamed like a baby. 185 00:10:08,490 --> 00:10:09,930 Oh, don't make fun of me. 186 00:10:10,170 --> 00:10:10,949 Oh, no, baby. 187 00:10:10,950 --> 00:10:12,850 I've heard you scream a few times. 188 00:10:13,090 --> 00:10:15,110 Oh, yes, you have, Mr. Wiggle. 189 00:10:16,530 --> 00:10:18,190 I think I just threw up in my mouth. 190 00:10:18,790 --> 00:10:21,410 Why don't Will and I go get some drinks? 191 00:10:21,750 --> 00:10:23,270 You know, cool you two off. 192 00:10:24,530 --> 00:10:25,530 Thanks. 193 00:10:29,210 --> 00:10:30,210 You okay? 194 00:10:30,910 --> 00:10:32,650 Perfectly fine, honey. I am perfectly fine. 195 00:10:33,310 --> 00:10:34,630 What makes you think I'm not fine? 196 00:10:34,930 --> 00:10:38,100 Because you're getting ready to give Dion... Joaquin's race car cup. 197 00:10:38,940 --> 00:10:39,980 Oh, Phil. 198 00:10:43,860 --> 00:10:45,420 He is so young. 199 00:10:45,860 --> 00:10:47,780 What is my mom doing with him? 200 00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:51,260 Well, she probably is. Don't you say that. Okay. 201 00:10:51,780 --> 00:10:52,780 Relax. 202 00:10:53,560 --> 00:10:55,260 Sweetheart, they're just dating, okay? 203 00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:58,820 I'm sure you dated a lot of guys until you found the right one. 204 00:10:59,580 --> 00:11:01,640 Oh, well, that is true. 205 00:11:02,940 --> 00:11:04,320 You don't have to agree so fast. 206 00:11:05,580 --> 00:11:08,220 Well, let's get back in there. I can do this. 207 00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:09,500 I can. 208 00:11:10,700 --> 00:11:12,040 One more thing. 209 00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:14,660 Uh, what's that for? 210 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:17,020 In case she's got to burp her boo. 211 00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:19,760 Okay. 212 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:22,800 Miss Edna! 213 00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:25,580 What are you doing here, huh? 214 00:11:26,140 --> 00:11:30,440 I, um, came back to give Will his magazine. 215 00:11:32,710 --> 00:11:35,530 Uh, what magazine, Miss Edna? 216 00:11:37,390 --> 00:11:38,950 I don't read AARP. 217 00:11:41,070 --> 00:11:42,310 You're just being nosy. 218 00:11:42,610 --> 00:11:43,610 No, I'm not. 219 00:11:44,850 --> 00:11:45,850 Don't tell me. 220 00:11:45,950 --> 00:11:47,130 Where did you do me? 221 00:11:47,970 --> 00:11:50,890 We met at a restaurant. She was with another guy. 222 00:11:51,330 --> 00:11:53,130 I wasn't even sure she noticed me. 223 00:11:53,350 --> 00:11:57,450 Well, you brought bread to my table eight times. And you weren't even our 224 00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:58,450 waiter. 225 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,040 Wow, so you're a waiter, huh? 226 00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:04,320 Oh, no, but that's only part -time. 227 00:12:04,660 --> 00:12:05,660 I'm an artist. 228 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:08,380 And he's going to be big one day. 229 00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:11,620 If he keeps drinking his Milky Wookie. 230 00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:15,840 I get it. I know I'm young. 231 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:17,080 Yes, you are. 232 00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:22,240 Actually, your mom was worried that you wouldn't approve of me, Sasha. 233 00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:23,680 Me, not approve? 234 00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:25,620 Oh, please. 235 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:27,580 I am down for anything. 236 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:30,640 As long as my mom is happy, I'm happy. 237 00:12:30,980 --> 00:12:35,740 I'm so glad to hear you say that. Me too, since I asked her to marry me. 238 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:45,280 You asked my mom to marry you? Oh, girl, you are my hero. 239 00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:53,020 Well, I better leave. 240 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:57,200 But send me an invitation, will you? Oh, Will. 241 00:12:58,060 --> 00:12:59,120 Hand me your magazine. 242 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:05,460 I gotta get me one of those. 243 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:08,480 Get rid of the colonel. 244 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,300 Sasha, hold on. Let me explain. 245 00:13:16,620 --> 00:13:18,140 What is there to explain, Mom? 246 00:13:18,460 --> 00:13:21,900 You're gonna marry a guy half your age. People are gonna laugh at you. 247 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:23,940 You're making a fool of yourself. 248 00:13:24,620 --> 00:13:25,800 Sasha, I am... 249 00:13:29,900 --> 00:13:33,140 What people think. Well, obviously not. You're going to marry a little boy toy. 250 00:13:33,260 --> 00:13:34,260 Hey, hey, hey. 251 00:13:34,340 --> 00:13:36,220 I am not a toy. 252 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:41,040 Okay, maybe we need to just stay calm and be rational. 253 00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:44,840 I am being rational, Will. It's my mom who's losing her mind. 254 00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:47,500 Sasha, I thought you were cool with this. Well, I'm not. 255 00:13:48,020 --> 00:13:50,600 Well, you know, maybe we should sit down and talk. 256 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:54,020 Will, please stay out of this. This is between me and my mom. 257 00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:59,900 This is between me and Dion. Come on, let's go, baby. 258 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:02,820 Oh, so it's like that? 259 00:14:03,540 --> 00:14:04,580 It's like that. 260 00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:06,500 You know what, Mom? Fine. 261 00:14:07,060 --> 00:14:09,600 I thought the stupidest thing you ever did was leave my dad. 262 00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:11,280 But I guess I was wrong. 263 00:14:15,140 --> 00:14:16,260 Wait a minute. 264 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:21,280 Maybe we should just sit down, you know, and talk about this. 265 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:24,080 Today. 266 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:29,960 Turn your textbooks to page 40. 267 00:14:30,220 --> 00:14:32,240 Let's talk about the Boston Tea Party. 268 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:36,400 All right, this is going to be a... Who threw that? 269 00:14:36,780 --> 00:14:38,200 It was me, Ms. Simmons. It was me. 270 00:14:38,780 --> 00:14:40,160 Boy, have you lost your mind. 271 00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:41,980 You know what? 272 00:14:42,140 --> 00:14:43,760 I'm going to let you off with a warning this time. 273 00:14:44,020 --> 00:14:45,020 Hmm, warning. 274 00:14:45,180 --> 00:14:46,860 And you call yourself a teacher. 275 00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:49,040 No, 276 00:14:49,580 --> 00:14:50,580 do you want detention? 277 00:14:50,660 --> 00:14:52,300 Yes, I think I earned it, right? 278 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:55,100 All right, that's one day of detention. 279 00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:56,880 One day, huh? 280 00:14:57,550 --> 00:14:58,670 That's all you got? 281 00:15:00,170 --> 00:15:01,170 Cora? 282 00:15:04,530 --> 00:15:06,730 Cora? That's Ms. Simmons to you. 283 00:15:07,010 --> 00:15:08,410 And that's one week. 284 00:15:09,390 --> 00:15:11,750 Yep. No, detention. 285 00:15:12,850 --> 00:15:13,850 Detention, baby. 286 00:15:14,470 --> 00:15:16,970 That's right. Smell that. Smell that. That's detention, baby. 287 00:15:19,170 --> 00:15:20,450 Detention, real bad. 288 00:15:20,830 --> 00:15:22,030 Real bad detention. 289 00:15:22,850 --> 00:15:23,850 So bad. 290 00:15:24,610 --> 00:15:26,890 Now let that be a lesson to all of you. 291 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,180 You mess with Miss Simmons, you get detention. 292 00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:34,020 Hey, wait a minute. 293 00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:42,440 All right, well, uh, 294 00:15:42,540 --> 00:15:44,460 we'll leave you two. 295 00:15:46,140 --> 00:15:49,760 Wait, wait, I didn't get a chance to tell him about me and Bow Wow. 296 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:53,680 To be continued. 297 00:15:55,860 --> 00:15:59,350 Sasha. I don't want to hurt you. No, too late for that, Mom. 298 00:16:00,330 --> 00:16:02,010 If you just listen. 299 00:16:02,310 --> 00:16:04,310 You are actually going to marry that guy? 300 00:16:05,270 --> 00:16:10,070 Mom, he is so young, and he is nothing like Daddy. What could you possibly see 301 00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:10,929 in him? 302 00:16:10,930 --> 00:16:13,130 He's young, and he's nothing like your Daddy. 303 00:16:14,050 --> 00:16:15,230 Well, you know what? I don't care. 304 00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:18,530 All right? You can't marry him. You just can't. 305 00:16:18,790 --> 00:16:21,410 Why not? Because if you marry him... 306 00:16:23,530 --> 00:16:26,670 Because if you marry him, it means that you and Daddy will never be together. 307 00:16:28,910 --> 00:16:31,550 And I just want you two to be happy. 308 00:16:32,070 --> 00:16:36,810 Sasha, we are happy living our separate lives. 309 00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:38,710 We both love you. 310 00:16:40,550 --> 00:16:43,350 Oh, this is so hard. 311 00:16:45,730 --> 00:16:47,710 You're actually going to get married again? 312 00:16:49,910 --> 00:16:51,130 I'm not getting married. 313 00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:56,980 But baby boy asked you to marry him. Yes, and I said no. 314 00:16:58,360 --> 00:16:59,360 You did. 315 00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:01,000 He's a good man. 316 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:03,300 He's smart. He's funny. 317 00:17:03,660 --> 00:17:04,740 He's a good waiter. 318 00:17:07,420 --> 00:17:10,220 Okay, and why didn't you just tell me that? 319 00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:11,859 You never gave me the chance. 320 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,960 Mom, I'm sorry, okay? 321 00:17:23,020 --> 00:17:25,220 I want you to know it's not because he's young. 322 00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:31,620 It's because I'm not ready to get married. I'm having the time of my life 323 00:17:31,620 --> 00:17:32,620 now. 324 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:34,680 I just want you to be happy for me. 325 00:17:38,220 --> 00:17:39,220 Promise I'll try? 326 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:41,720 No. 327 00:17:41,980 --> 00:17:43,060 Help me up, honey. 328 00:17:43,580 --> 00:17:46,300 Give me a big hug. Stop going for young Jeezy. 329 00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:48,560 That's what you need to do. 330 00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:54,300 Retention limbo. 331 00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:55,920 Get low, Milo. Go down. 332 00:17:56,260 --> 00:18:02,080 Go, Milo. Go, Milo. Go, Milo. Get low. Go, Milo. Get low. Go, Milo. Go, Milo. 333 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:03,080 Go, Milo. Yeah. 334 00:18:05,020 --> 00:18:06,020 All right, man. 335 00:18:06,220 --> 00:18:07,039 Your turn. 336 00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:08,040 You out your mind. 337 00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:11,220 I don't know nobody who can bend their body like that. 338 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,620 Well, except for Sherita. 339 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:17,800 Sherita? Ain't your mama named Sherita? 340 00:18:19,260 --> 00:18:21,200 Oh, man. Get out of the way. Come on. 341 00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:23,350 We'll talk after the class, son. 342 00:18:23,650 --> 00:18:25,390 All right, detention limbo. 343 00:18:25,890 --> 00:18:27,730 Come on, Brown, your turn. All right. 344 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:32,590 Everybody say, get low. Say, get low. Say, get low. Say, get low. Say, get 345 00:18:32,590 --> 00:18:36,670 Get low, get low. Get low, get low. How low can I go? How low can you go? How 346 00:18:36,670 --> 00:18:38,350 low can I go? How low can you go? 347 00:18:38,630 --> 00:18:40,510 That's what I want to know. Oh, Miss Simmons. 348 00:18:42,030 --> 00:18:44,570 Where you going, Mr. Brown? Get back here. Ain't nobody going anywhere. 349 00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:47,310 So this is what you call your teaching technique? 350 00:18:47,690 --> 00:18:48,690 The limbo? 351 00:18:49,450 --> 00:18:50,450 No. 352 00:18:50,980 --> 00:18:55,760 Yesterday we played basketball. I ain't finna lie and get me into this. I ain't 353 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:59,340 finna do it. I'm going to lunch. Put me in there. Man, you scored 36 points. 354 00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:03,360 I scored 38 points and two free throws. 355 00:19:05,260 --> 00:19:08,260 So this is why you're so popular all of a sudden, Darnell. 356 00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:10,160 Hold up. Wait a minute. 357 00:19:10,380 --> 00:19:11,600 Let him put some teaching in it. 358 00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:15,380 I was popular long before detention. 359 00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:18,400 You understand? Right, Milo? Nah, bro. We don't even like you. 360 00:19:19,150 --> 00:19:20,290 You know, sit down, traitor. 361 00:19:21,450 --> 00:19:24,250 So what? We just having a little fun. Just because it's detention doesn't mean 362 00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:25,250 we got to be punished. 363 00:19:25,350 --> 00:19:28,150 Hello? The definition for detention is punishment. 364 00:19:28,910 --> 00:19:32,850 That's right, Carver. You punishment them. Everybody, you be punished. 365 00:19:32,850 --> 00:19:35,950 What are you talking about? You were right here with them. Carver, the only 366 00:19:35,950 --> 00:19:39,250 reason I was here is because they had pizza. Me and this boy right here had a 367 00:19:39,250 --> 00:19:41,150 bunch of pizza. Tell her. You tell her. 368 00:19:41,370 --> 00:19:44,370 You better say something. I don't know which one of y 'all I'm more 369 00:19:44,370 --> 00:19:47,490 in. You should be disappointed in these kids. 370 00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:52,480 They the ones that talked us into it. That's true, right? You bad, you bad, 371 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:53,480 you ain't nothing. 372 00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:57,700 But y 'all the ones who told us we could play basketball. 373 00:19:57,900 --> 00:19:59,220 Marlo, don't worry about it. 374 00:19:59,780 --> 00:20:00,780 Go get me a switch. 375 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:07,040 Carver, you can't whoop these kids for no switches. 376 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,220 You're right, Mr. Brown. 377 00:20:09,540 --> 00:20:12,460 But you two aren't kids. I can whoop them. Carver, you can't do that. 378 00:20:29,580 --> 00:20:30,900 It was him. You ain't see him. 379 00:20:31,460 --> 00:20:32,460 I hear you. 380 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:34,600 Hey! 381 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,280 You want to make it two? 382 00:20:41,820 --> 00:20:43,500 You ain't see Milo? 383 00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:46,520 It wasn't no Milo. Don't be trying to lie on them kids like that. 384 00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:51,240 Now look, let that be a lesson to you two. You mess with Miss Simmons, you get 385 00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:52,240 detention, all right? 27560

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