All language subtitles for Meet the Browns s02e19 The Sweet Tooth

Come on, Colonel, wake up! You better
not die!

Colonel, step away from the light!

Come on, Colonel!

Come on, you're going to be late for
school!

Sasha, emergency, help!

Colonel, you better not die!

What's going on?

I can't revive the Colonel.

Okay, well, did you try mouth -to
-mouth? I tried hand -to -mouth. I put

hands up to my mouth. I say, Sasha!

Come on, Colonel, get up!

Colonel, sit up, okay? Guys, what are
you up to?

Turner always trying to compete with me.
I told him, you can't handle me. So he

said, let's try to see who can hold
their breath the longest. So he tried to

hold his breath, and he passed out. You
little old weak lung punk.

Sasha, there you are.

Sasha, can you drop me by the community
center? I have to teach my drawing class

tomorrow, and I need to set up the room
today.

Drawing? Miss Daisy, you barely can draw
a deep breath.

Let it out. Spit it.

Actually,

In my day, I was considered a very
accomplished artist.

Oh, I've seen some of your work.

Oh! On the caves in Egypt.

Was that you drawing it? You used to
draw them things like that.

Miss Daisy.

Miss Daisy, can you get ready? We're in
a hurry, okay? I'll get my purse. All

right.

Wait a minute, Brown.

Let's go. Oh, no, no, no. I hear you
don't. Okay, I've got too much work to

and you can do that. Pass out whatever
in the living room. Okay, go. Turn it.

Go.

Gosh,

have you seen my green blouse? I need it
for school today. I'm really hungry.

No, Brianna, I haven't, honey. Can't you
find it yourself?

No. I'm hungry.

Hey, babe.

Baby, could you please make the kids
some eggs? No way. Wool's eggs taste

feet. No offense.

It ain't nothing.

Look, baby, what happened to my shirt,
man? It's like the pocket's ripped. This

button's missing. It's torn right here.
What happened?

You really don't remember?

No.

Oh.

Well,

what about my suits? You get my suits
off the cleaners? Did you really just

me that? Sasha, my blouse.

Honey, can't you wear another blouse?

Yeah, if I want to look stupid.

Never mind. You don't care.

Oh, Joaquin!

Baby, what is that?

Breakfast? No, no, no, it's not.

Look, I'm going to make you some eggs,
okay?

Will, please, honey, can you take
something off my hand? Oh, sure.

You better give me my coffee. Well, you
know what? Can you take care of that for

me? I got to find another shirt.

Sasha, come here. Colonel passed out
again. Oh, you weak.

Baby, everyone misses a pop fly every
now and then.

Really? Yeah.

Did you, Will?

Nah, but that's because I'm a freaking
nature.

Look, all you got to remember next time
is to get under the ball.

And when you catch it, I promise you
everyone's going to forget about today.

Really? Yeah.

No. You know, she's just saying that to
make you feel better.

No, she's not.

Is who?

Is not.

Is who?

Shut up. You shut up. No, you shut up.
Both of you shut up.

It's true. No, it's not.

It's true.

It's true.

Somebody's having a rough day, huh?
Yeah, baby, somebody is stressed out.

I got just what you need.

The doctor is in the house. No, Will,
the doctor is out.

Okay, I am tired.

Honey, I worked a double last night. I
got home in just enough time to get the

kids ready for school.

Then I had to pick up Brianna early for
her dentist appointment.

had to take joaquin to his baseball game
i am exhausted huh how about that

all righty then you know what you are
just working

my last nerve sitting down on the couch
acting like you're doing something i

know you ain't doing nothing that's cool
you know what that's hello

hi hey oh karen what's up girl

and nobody is helping me.

Yeah, so I'm going to have to get with
you guys later.

All right, have fun.

Bye.

You know what?

Maybe you should go.

Baby, I can't, OK? I've got too much
stuff to do, and I've got to. I know,

right? I'll take care of dinner, and
I'll help the kids with their homework,

You just go. You're always taking care
of us. You go out and, you know, take

care of yourself for a change.

Oh, baby, I'm so happy I married you. I
know. Instead of listening to my mama.

Uh, thanks, I guess.

But look, go, okay?

Enjoy yourself.

And don't worry about us.

I got this.

All right? And this isn't a guilt trip
thing either. I really mean to...

play trying to hurry up boom give me 15
god oh man this is this is tore up oh

you gotta go to the boom yard you know
what i'm gonna stop playing with you you

marking your dominoes marking dominoes
what are you talking about bro you can't

mark dominoes you keep putting these
dots on the inside you don't supposed to

mark them like that you got too many oh
let's see here

No, no, no, no, no, no. You can't beat
me, Brown.

Have either of you seen my easel?

Uh, no, and I for one am not looking for
it.

You need it.

I'm not trying to play it.

Well, I need it for my art class.

Are you sure you two don't want to
reconsider and come? I still have two

Yeah, little spots.

Miss Daisy, are you sure we're not going
to be the only two spots in there?

All right, Daisy, I don't want to go.

And I don't want to go more than him.
Well, what are you two afraid of?

Afraid? Daisy, I have you to know I drew
quite a bit when I was a young Marine.

Colonel, the only thing you drew in the
Marines was friendly fire.

Daisy, I don't need no art lessons. I've
been drawing all my life.

Get your money. And, Brown, the only
thing you draw with these loud clothes

attention. I tell you what, you touch me
again, you're going to draw back

another. Oh, yeah, right. I bet you
can't beat me fighting. You can do that.

Let's go outside and play. I bet you
can't run a bullet. I bet you can't beat

fighting. Stop it, stop it, stop it. You
can't beat me fighting.

Stop.

I think you should try to redirect this
negative energy into something positive.

He got me a fine.

Fine, Daisy. I'm positive that Brown
can't beat me in anything.

Sign me up. Well, if he gonna sign me
up, sign me up for two art classes.

Art class? Here I come. Show me the
Monet. Go show us the Monet. Show me the

Monet. Show us the Monet. Show it to me.
Yeah.

We ain't going nowhere. Forget about
that.

You know what time it is?

Slammer time.

Huh?

Shh, shh, shh. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

There's people in the house. Oh, there's
people.

Yeah. Shh.

There's people.

Okay.

Well, how much did you have to drink?

Oh, baby, I only had a splash of liquor.

Whole bunch of ladies drink way too much
for free.

You're so smart.

That's why you're a smart and sexy
doctor.

Eat your heart out, haters.

Go social.

Go social.

Go social.

All right. Okay,

Mrs. Roboto.

A little drunk behind upstairs.

Oh, baby.

You know that's what you said to me on
our honeymoon, right?

Back upstairs and recreate that magic.

Come on, baby. Go ahead.

Recreate the magic.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, goodness.

Baby, baby, baby. Baby, how'd you get
home?

Baby.

What? Huh? What? Huh? How'd you get
home?

Uh, Karen.

Karen. Karen called me a cab.

You know, and I didn't appreciate when
she said that.

Because you know, look at me. You think
I look hot in this dress?

I don't think I look like a cab check.

You look great. You look great, baby.
Come on. What? Come on. All right. You

look great. Oh, baby. All right.

I'm going to need to thank Karen for
helping to get you home. Thank Karen?

What you going to be thanking Karen for,
boy? You need to be thanking me.

Not in this state.

Now I put my foot in these eggs.

And that's exactly how they taste.

Morning,

everybody. Hey, baby.

Look, guys, I'm sorry about last night,
okay?

So are we.

Want some eggs?

Oh, baby, those eggs smell like some
feet.

Rihanna, baby, could you please keep it
down?

I'm setting the table for you.

Okay, well, my head feels like it's
splitting in two. Can you hold it down?

Fine.

See, that's what happens when you hit
the sh... streets like that.

Baby, I feel like the street jumped up
and hit me, okay?

Yeah, I figured as much.

That's why I made you this.

Baby, what's that?

This got me through college.

A little tomato juice, red pepper,
seltzer, and one raw egg.

I call it the rejuvenator.

Well, it smells like the regurgitator,
okay? I can't smell that.

Get it away, please. I'm sure it's not
any worse than what you were drinking

last night.

All right, watch it, Brianna.

Joaquin, Joaquin had a dentist
appointment this morning. Oh, don't

it. Come on in. I rescheduled it
already.

I'm sure she couldn't have driven him in
her condition anyway.

My condition?

Yeah, you just got home a few hours ago.

You hung over.

If I came home like that, you'd have a
fit.

Brianna. I am an adult, Brianna.

Well, you could have fooled me.

Actually, you didn't fool me.

You're just like every other adult I
know. You better watch your mouth,

girl. You pretend to be this Miss Goody
Two -Shoes around all of them, but

you're just like my mama. You're nothing
but a drunk.

All right, Brianna, that's enough.

Brianna, how dare you talk to me like
that? Huh?

I swear, if you ever speak to me like
that again, I am just gonna... No!

Don't hit her, please. Don't hit her.
Um...

We'll be good. We'll be good. We'll be
quiet. I promise. Sweetheart,

I would never lay a hand on Brianna,
okay? I was just talking to her and...

Joaquin! Joaquin! Brianna!

All

right,

class. Now, notice the subtle contours
of this piece.

And how magnificently it's colored.

Well, I prefer to term African American
myself, but thank you. Thank you. You're

welcome. She's referring to the pain,
you idiot.

You're both late.

Oh, you can just call me Vincent P. Van
Bro. The P is for painting the town

brand. Thank you.

We're late because Van Pissing Bro had
to Van Gogh. Well, sit down. I saved you

a place. Just... Don't touch your
palate. Okay. Oh, Colonel, look, they

horses. I bet you want to race. Let's
race.

Your horse wants some sugar? Get, get
sugar.

Now, class, before we begin, I know
you've all been wondering where you've

me before.

Duh, I've seen you stay at my house, Mr.
Brown.

Okay, go ahead. Teach us, teach us,
teach us. You have probably seen me on

silver screen.

No, I've seen you through... The door
screen, but is that the same thing?

But I have always had the passion for
art.

I feel so comfortable with the
Rembrandts, the Michelangelos, all the

Daisy, Daisy, were some of those your
ancient homeboys?

Did y 'all just sit around and braid
each other's hair and try to discover

Today we're in for a big treat.

Today we are going to study the human...

Body. Well, some of us are going to have
to sit a little bit longer than others.

I've got the body of a Greek god,
Colonel.

Brown, with that stomach, you need to be
eating more Greek salad.

Now, what I need right now is a
volunteer.

Pick me.

No, no, no, pick me. No, no, I said it
first. I said it second, and two is

bigger than one. All right, all right,
just set it down. You don't even know

what I want yet.

I'll tell you what, Colonel, let's race
for it. Get on your own. All right,

let's go.

Look,

whatever it is, I can do it better than
Brown.

All right, Colonel, if you insist.

You make me sick.

Hold your breath and pass out again.

Colonel, if you're ready. Oh, if they're
ready.

I can't even stand and look at that. I'm
not going to draw something like that.

Oh, come on, Brown. Man up. It's just
art.

Focus, Brown. Focus.

Can we go back to drawing fruit? At
least they had personality.

Watch it, Brown.

Look, see, at least fruit didn't talk.

Let's do fruit.

Daisy, look, can you cut on the heater?
I'm about to catch a cold.

I'm surprised you can catch anything
with them little chicken legs.

Hey, drag them together and see if you
can start a fire. Right. These things

just draw.

Okay, I'm drunk.

That idiot can't even draw a straight
line.

Okay, a little bit of hair, like peach
fuzz on the top.

There go the colonel right there. Bam.

Who'll give me 30?

Well, Brown, Brown, look, if you can do
any better than that, why don't you just

waddle on up here?

Well, maybe I will.

Ladies and gentlemen, do you want me? If
you want me, say I want you.

Thank you. I heard you all, and I'm here
to please you. Welcome to the gun show.

You want to study the human body?

I give you the human body.

your place, please.

Look at that. Draw that thing.

Mr. Brown, go back to your place,
please. We have to cover one more thing

we leave today. I'm tired of coming
down. I don't want to draw anything.

I'm tired. I'm tired. We're good about
that. Well, settle down. We're now going

to cover the female form. Oh, oh.

Oh,

there you are.

We've been waiting for you. What the
devil are we drawing? Apples?

I'm going to be closer to the teacher.

Excuse me, sir. Can I sit here? Excuse
me. I don't want to get up in here, too.

I'm sitting close.

I'm sitting closer, too. I'll be closer
here. I'm closer. Yes.

All right, now get your sketch pad.

I got it.

Now remember, the better man wins.

I am going to win.

Wait a minute.

Isn't she supposed to be our model?

No, no, no, no. I am.

Give an upset our horses.

In my birthday suit.

I hope you iron it first.

Well, if I look like you want. No, I'm
telling you, you want to see how I look.

You're the first prize winner.

Hey, guys.

I take it you're still mad at me, huh?

Are we talking to her yet?

You can if you want to.

Look, I can only imagine what the two of
you are thinking right now.

If you knew, you'd probably ground me.

Guys, I know you're upset.

But you also know that I would never,
ever do anything to hurt either of you.

When my mom used to get like that, she
would beat Brianna. Baby, I am not

All right, but I am also not perfect. I
am human.

But I need you to be perfect.

You can't be like everybody else. It was
scary seeing you like that.

And you and Will are supposed to take
care of us.

Joaquin and I can't go through this
again, Sasha.

Honey, I know that. Okay? And you're not
going to go through it again.

We felt safe here.

For the first time in our lives.

Baby, you are safe.

Okay? And I am so sorry that I scared
you the other night. But you know that

can always trust me.

Promise? I promise.

I promise that I will always be there
for the two of you.

Whether or not it's your graduation,
whether it's your wedding.

Honey, when you have little Joaquin and
Rihanna, I am going to be there.

You're going to be old.

And I also promise that I will never,
ever scare either of you again.

Are you sure?

Yes.

I believe you.

Brianna?

I want to.

Fair enough.

I guess I'm just gonna have to show you.

You guys get any room on that swing for
me?

Apology accepted.

Come on kids, we're running late. We
gotta... Oh gosh, there you are. Okay,

we're running late and I know you guys
are hungry, so I'm gonna just make some

breakfast. There's no need.

We already made it.

What?

Wait, what are we having for breakfast?

Cake and ice cream.

Cake and ice cream.

You forgot the candy?

Don't you should have brought some
candy?

No, Joaquin, honey, that sounds perfect.

Come on. And this is Cora's recipe, not
yours.

Oh, yeah. Thank you, Brianna, for
reminding me. She doesn't burn it.