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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:08,880 We playing chess, not checkers, idiot. 2 00:00:09,100 --> 00:00:11,280 Okay, that's a king, and a king need a crab. 3 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:12,480 Crab! 4 00:00:13,860 --> 00:00:15,340 Hello, you young men. 5 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:18,380 Hey, Cora. She talking to me. Hey, Cora. 6 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:21,540 So what time does Miss Edna's flight get in? 7 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:24,380 Oh, probably dark, because you know bats don't like the daylight. 8 00:00:25,260 --> 00:00:28,320 Well, I for one will be happy to see Edna return. 9 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:30,280 Then I can watch the fights again. 10 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:34,500 Oh, you miss her so much you couldn't watch your boxing matches? 11 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:38,140 Boxing? I was talking about her and Brown. 12 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:42,820 Come on, Will. Pretty, please? 13 00:00:43,420 --> 00:00:45,440 Sasha, one is enough. 14 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:46,640 All right? Stop begging. 15 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:48,220 Look, it won't take long. I promise. 16 00:00:48,480 --> 00:00:49,640 Don't y 'all have a room? 17 00:00:50,260 --> 00:00:51,800 Get a room. Go somewhere. 18 00:00:52,900 --> 00:00:54,420 Look, I don't have to beg for that. 19 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:57,520 Okay, I'm asking Will to help out with the clinic fundraising. 20 00:00:57,880 --> 00:00:59,460 Well, that sounds like a worthy call. 21 00:00:59,740 --> 00:01:00,800 Why you don't want to help? 22 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:02,700 Because of what happened last year. 23 00:01:03,320 --> 00:01:04,599 That was a misunderstanding. 24 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:06,160 Yeah, right. 25 00:01:06,320 --> 00:01:07,680 They wanted me to dunk. 26 00:01:07,960 --> 00:01:09,300 But you love basketball. 27 00:01:09,700 --> 00:01:11,060 They weren't dunking basketball. 28 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:12,700 They were dunking me. 29 00:01:14,250 --> 00:01:16,150 In a big old giant tank of water. 30 00:01:17,110 --> 00:01:21,470 You should have seen him. They threw that bottle and hit that thing. He went 31 00:01:21,470 --> 00:01:25,110 under that water. He just... He was a piece of hell. 32 00:01:25,970 --> 00:01:27,670 I had to stand up, you idiot. 33 00:01:27,930 --> 00:01:30,970 He stood up and water was around his waist. He thought he was drowning. 34 00:01:32,250 --> 00:01:35,450 Captain, how many times did they dunk you? Forty -six. 35 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:38,510 And then I ran out of quarters. 36 00:01:41,130 --> 00:01:42,870 But, baby, you raised a lot of money. 37 00:01:43,930 --> 00:01:47,470 Oh, come on, Will. Look, I promise you, this year, if they ask you to do 38 00:01:47,470 --> 00:01:49,590 anything undignified, you can just say no, okay? 39 00:01:51,910 --> 00:01:54,390 Fine. I'll go to that planning meeting today. 40 00:01:54,930 --> 00:01:55,950 But you owe me. 41 00:01:56,750 --> 00:01:58,830 Why don't you put that on my tab, baby? 42 00:02:02,150 --> 00:02:04,430 If you keep cheating like that, you're gonna make me mad. 43 00:02:05,229 --> 00:02:08,550 I'm going to beat up and punch you. I'm just trying to be safe. You're going to 44 00:02:08,550 --> 00:02:09,669 make me go gospel gangsta. 45 00:02:09,930 --> 00:02:13,490 Oh, yeah? Yeah, you're going to make me be military mad on you. 46 00:02:14,430 --> 00:02:15,970 Just cross the line, Tricky. 47 00:02:19,690 --> 00:02:20,730 Happy this evening? 48 00:02:20,990 --> 00:02:21,990 Yeah. No. 49 00:02:24,910 --> 00:02:26,270 How was your trip to the island? 50 00:02:26,490 --> 00:02:30,130 Perfect. Hot music, hot sand, and hot men. 51 00:02:30,470 --> 00:02:31,810 Sounds desolate. 52 00:02:32,130 --> 00:02:34,430 Sounds decadent. Sounds dirty. 53 00:02:35,310 --> 00:02:37,010 Sounds more like nasty. 54 00:02:37,650 --> 00:02:39,090 Get the red thing back. 55 00:02:39,950 --> 00:02:44,590 Bam. Oh, look at that. You brought a paw back. 56 00:02:45,190 --> 00:02:46,190 Mr. 57 00:02:47,650 --> 00:02:49,410 Brown, stop it. Where did you get that? 58 00:02:49,910 --> 00:02:50,950 From him. 59 00:02:52,190 --> 00:02:53,190 What the? 60 00:02:54,250 --> 00:02:55,490 And we're getting married. 61 00:03:05,630 --> 00:03:07,550 Edna, this is such a shock. 62 00:03:07,870 --> 00:03:09,150 You're really engaged? 63 00:03:09,550 --> 00:03:11,230 You can't be serious. 64 00:03:11,770 --> 00:03:13,330 You know what they say. 65 00:03:13,930 --> 00:03:16,310 What? There's a sucker born every minute? 66 00:03:17,370 --> 00:03:18,830 Shut up, Weevil. 67 00:03:19,770 --> 00:03:22,410 Love at first sight. 68 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:24,240 I'm about to be Mrs. 69 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:26,360 Charles Walkerson. 70 00:03:26,620 --> 00:03:29,400 And this beautiful woman will be sharing my home. 71 00:03:29,640 --> 00:03:30,599 She moving? 72 00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:31,600 For real? 73 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:32,760 Let's celebrate. 74 00:03:32,860 --> 00:03:35,920 Food and drinks on me. I'm going to get the moving boxes. Wait. 75 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:40,980 Edna, you really are moving now, aren't you? Don't play with my intelligence. 76 00:03:41,260 --> 00:03:42,260 Yes, she is. 77 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:45,100 Yes. Being without her would probably kill me. 78 00:03:45,620 --> 00:03:48,820 Yeah, and being with her might kill you. Oh, come on. 79 00:03:49,870 --> 00:03:55,530 What the colonel is referring to? Is all her husband died in the line of duty. 80 00:03:56,930 --> 00:04:01,850 Edna told me all about her past, but don't worry, my heart is in fine shape. 81 00:04:04,030 --> 00:04:07,630 But Ed, you must have bad eyes and a strong stomach. 82 00:04:09,530 --> 00:04:10,530 Mr. Brown. 83 00:04:10,860 --> 00:04:13,920 I think we all should just be happy. No, we all should be happy and in a pack. 84 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:17,420 I'm going to get some trash bags and we just help her roll up out of here. No, 85 00:04:17,420 --> 00:04:19,440 wait, wait, wait. I'm not ready to leave yet. 86 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:22,040 See, I told you, you're just a dream crush. 87 00:04:22,380 --> 00:04:23,580 Look how I used to play. 88 00:04:24,020 --> 00:04:25,100 I just, look. 89 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:30,440 I'm not the kind of man who judges people based on their past. I mean, 90 00:04:30,540 --> 00:04:33,360 how many men could this lovely woman have slept with anyway? 91 00:04:33,580 --> 00:04:35,700 Oh, hey, let's get the phone book and see. 92 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:39,940 Now we got A through L. 93 00:04:40,350 --> 00:04:43,510 He's exaggerating. Well, you got Alvin. Yeah, you got Brent. 94 00:04:44,170 --> 00:04:46,330 Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky, Mike. 95 00:04:47,830 --> 00:04:48,830 Mr. Brown. 96 00:04:49,630 --> 00:04:50,630 Yeah. 97 00:04:54,550 --> 00:04:55,710 Hey, ladies. 98 00:04:56,250 --> 00:04:57,250 Hi. 99 00:04:57,590 --> 00:04:58,590 How you doing? 100 00:05:02,130 --> 00:05:06,290 You seemed really cheery. I assume that the charity meeting went okay? 101 00:05:06,850 --> 00:05:07,850 It was great. 102 00:05:09,130 --> 00:05:11,350 You know, London, they could probably use a celebrity volunteer. 103 00:05:12,390 --> 00:05:14,090 Give my time away for free. 104 00:05:14,490 --> 00:05:16,070 You couldn't pay me to do that. 105 00:05:18,650 --> 00:05:20,230 That almost made sense. 106 00:05:20,570 --> 00:05:21,570 Well, thank you. 107 00:05:24,150 --> 00:05:26,130 So what do they have you doing this year, handsome? 108 00:05:26,390 --> 00:05:28,690 Are you washing cars? Is it a bingo night? 109 00:05:29,210 --> 00:05:30,530 Nope. Calendars. 110 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:36,380 Well, of course, I would buy a few, and I'm sure Cora could use a few at the 111 00:05:36,380 --> 00:05:41,080 school, and... Oh, no, sweetheart, we're not, uh, selling calendars. 112 00:05:41,460 --> 00:05:42,460 I'm in the calendar. 113 00:05:45,620 --> 00:05:46,620 Excuse me? 114 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:51,320 Yeah, see, they're taking pictures of all the male residents and, uh, calling 115 00:05:51,320 --> 00:05:53,620 Resident Huddy. 116 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:56,800 Cute, huh? 117 00:05:56,920 --> 00:05:57,920 Oh, yeah, that's cute. 118 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:02,820 Will, honey, are you sure you want to do this? 119 00:06:03,150 --> 00:06:06,910 Oh, yeah. Actually, it's already done. We took the pictures this afternoon. 120 00:06:09,390 --> 00:06:10,410 You're okay with that, right? 121 00:06:11,570 --> 00:06:13,310 Well, sure. I mean, it's for charity. 122 00:06:13,750 --> 00:06:15,670 And it's not like you're naked, right? 123 00:06:17,190 --> 00:06:18,330 Of course not. 124 00:06:18,870 --> 00:06:20,050 Kept my stethoscope on. 125 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:23,330 Yeah, but don't worry. 126 00:06:23,590 --> 00:06:26,170 I also wore a really big smile. 127 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:32,600 I'm just kidding. I mean, you did insist I do the charity thing. Of course, I'm 128 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:33,600 okay with it. 129 00:06:34,380 --> 00:06:40,200 So, uh, what's it like to be married to, uh, resident hottie? 130 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:43,500 I wish they would have held a bake sale instead. 131 00:06:44,420 --> 00:06:48,360 My buns make big money. 132 00:06:49,620 --> 00:06:51,320 As long as they have those rolls. 133 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:02,380 Oh, still, Miss Edna, he was supposed to be here. He was supposed to be at the 134 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:05,740 courthouse at 2 o 'clock. Charles is never runs late. 135 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:07,960 Do you have any sense ahead for the border? 136 00:07:09,580 --> 00:07:10,780 Oh, stop it, Colonel. 137 00:07:11,140 --> 00:07:13,060 Miss Edna, you're getting married so soon. 138 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:15,940 Cora, are you sure this is a good idea? I'm happy. 139 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:21,500 Well, this house won't be the same without you, Miss Edna. It's sure not. 140 00:07:21,500 --> 00:07:23,060 won't be the same without you, Edna. 141 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:24,860 It'll be more respectable. 142 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:27,420 You about to leave now, Edna? 143 00:07:27,710 --> 00:07:29,050 Say it's not so. Yes. 144 00:07:29,610 --> 00:07:32,930 Charles is coming to pick me up in a few minutes. Well, I'm glad I called you. 145 00:07:33,050 --> 00:07:37,850 Edna, you can't go right now. You just can't go. Oh, Brown House. 146 00:07:38,110 --> 00:07:39,490 Not until you pay your rent. 147 00:07:40,390 --> 00:07:42,450 Is that all you have to say to me? 148 00:07:42,790 --> 00:07:45,450 Oh, you're not getting your security deposit back either. 149 00:07:47,350 --> 00:07:49,330 Well, she's not. I'm not giving that back to her. 150 00:07:50,010 --> 00:07:52,890 Miss Edna, I'm sorry. Have you tried calling him? 151 00:07:53,370 --> 00:07:54,750 Over ten times. 152 00:07:55,470 --> 00:07:57,550 He's not answering. I'm beginning to worry, Cora. 153 00:07:58,270 --> 00:08:00,130 Coward. Actually afraid to die. 154 00:08:00,430 --> 00:08:02,010 I'm sure he'll be here soon. 155 00:08:02,250 --> 00:08:06,150 I hope you ain't came to his senses, because I already started fumigating 156 00:08:06,150 --> 00:08:07,150 room. 157 00:08:07,870 --> 00:08:10,910 No, wait. I haven't left yet. What if I want to get in there? 158 00:08:11,170 --> 00:08:13,570 Oh, here. Put this on. It'll match your dress. 159 00:08:14,930 --> 00:08:16,030 It'll help cover face. 160 00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:18,750 Just calm down, all right? It'll be okay. 161 00:08:19,230 --> 00:08:22,650 Cora, do you think he's getting cold feet? 162 00:08:23,070 --> 00:08:26,070 Well, if he is, he better put on socks on him and keep him moving. 163 00:08:26,550 --> 00:08:28,650 He can forget about all this nonsense. 164 00:08:30,410 --> 00:08:34,510 Lord, please let that be him. Answer prayer, Lord. Let it be him. 165 00:08:37,650 --> 00:08:38,650 Oh, girl. 166 00:08:38,830 --> 00:08:39,489 Thank you! 167 00:08:39,490 --> 00:08:40,850 The Lord answered my prayer. 168 00:08:41,409 --> 00:08:42,409 You're wonderful. 169 00:08:45,510 --> 00:08:50,910 I thought you'd change your mind. Oh, you. 170 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:55,200 Kidding. I would never abandon you. I plan to spend my life with you. 171 00:08:56,480 --> 00:08:59,460 Hi. Oh, this is Muffin. Hi. 172 00:09:01,020 --> 00:09:02,720 Muffin. That's me. 173 00:09:03,740 --> 00:09:04,760 I'm surprised. 174 00:09:05,620 --> 00:09:07,140 Is this your daughter? 175 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:08,920 My daughter? No, this is my girlfriend. 176 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:10,320 What the... 177 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:35,600 Now, that was rude. 178 00:09:36,260 --> 00:09:39,040 Well, it looked like you won't be needing any baggage. 179 00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:40,900 Charlie here's got plenty of it. 180 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:42,840 I could use some privacy. 181 00:09:43,580 --> 00:09:47,940 Okay. Come on, Colonel. Let's go to the kitchen. Come on. All right. Hey, carry 182 00:09:47,940 --> 00:09:48,940 on, Charlie. 183 00:09:49,280 --> 00:09:50,980 Oh, look like you already did. 184 00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:05,360 That's why you two like each other so much. Because you're both nasty. 185 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:07,360 Stop being nasty. 186 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:08,640 Never mind. 187 00:10:09,740 --> 00:10:10,740 Yes, 188 00:10:11,140 --> 00:10:12,940 and you're going to love her. 189 00:10:13,220 --> 00:10:14,420 No, I'm not. 190 00:10:14,700 --> 00:10:15,760 We'll be out in a minute, muffin. 191 00:10:16,820 --> 00:10:19,900 We will not be out in a minute, muffin. 192 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:26,060 You have some explaining to do. 193 00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:30,080 Now. We promised we would be honest, so I'm being honest. 194 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:33,120 I didn't want you to meet her for the first time when you moved in. 195 00:10:33,860 --> 00:10:35,400 She lives with you? 196 00:10:35,820 --> 00:10:36,820 Of course. 197 00:10:37,620 --> 00:10:39,000 But why are you so upset? 198 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:45,440 Didn't you expect me to have a past? 199 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:46,800 A past? 200 00:10:47,460 --> 00:10:50,320 It's the present that I'm upset about. Oh, come on. 201 00:10:50,740 --> 00:10:52,460 Where's the woman I fell in love with? 202 00:10:53,180 --> 00:10:55,240 Oh, she outside in that tight blue dress. 203 00:10:56,020 --> 00:10:59,800 Ralph, this is not a good time. 204 00:11:00,110 --> 00:11:02,810 Well, don't get mad at me. He don't want having a good time. 205 00:11:05,230 --> 00:11:10,010 Edna, I promise I will love and cherish you for the rest of my life. 206 00:11:10,410 --> 00:11:11,790 Do you love her, too? 207 00:11:12,290 --> 00:11:13,770 You've never loved more than one man? 208 00:11:14,390 --> 00:11:15,470 Okay, Charles, right? 209 00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:20,130 You don't want her to answer that. You don't want... See, sometimes men think 210 00:11:20,130 --> 00:11:21,950 they have the truth, but they don't want to know the truth. 211 00:11:22,690 --> 00:11:23,990 They can't handle the truth. 212 00:11:25,290 --> 00:11:27,710 One of the reasons I failed for you is because... 213 00:11:28,290 --> 00:11:30,670 You're the kind of woman who plays by her own rules. 214 00:11:31,330 --> 00:11:34,790 Yeah, but I didn't think we were going to be playing doubles. 215 00:11:35,390 --> 00:11:36,590 How old is you two? 216 00:11:36,970 --> 00:11:39,730 Both of you lucky if they even let you on the court. 217 00:11:42,390 --> 00:11:43,390 Do you love her? 218 00:11:45,410 --> 00:11:52,390 Yes, Charles, but... I know it's a lot to take in now, but just think 219 00:11:52,390 --> 00:11:53,750 about it. Get on my knees. 220 00:11:55,790 --> 00:11:56,790 Think about us. 221 00:11:58,140 --> 00:12:00,540 Baby, I don't want to lose you. He don't want to lose you. 222 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:03,680 Wait a minute, Charles, where you going? 223 00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:06,740 You got nothing but you forgot old Krusty here. 224 00:12:09,700 --> 00:12:12,740 Yeah. Uh -oh, I might need a bigger mirror. 225 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:17,280 Matthew, 226 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:24,900 what did I tell you about playing with guns in the house? I was stretching, 227 00:12:25,060 --> 00:12:28,220 Uncle Brown, just... you know, getting ready to go work out. No, you were just 228 00:12:28,220 --> 00:12:30,780 making a fool out of yourself and you was doing a great job. 229 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:33,180 The calendar proofs are here. 230 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:37,980 Oh, I can't wait to see my little calendar man. 231 00:12:39,220 --> 00:12:40,220 Nephew! 232 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:43,100 Nephew, Arthur's got a full moon. 233 00:12:44,020 --> 00:12:45,480 That's Will's full moon. 234 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:47,960 Good thing I'm wearing briefs. 235 00:12:48,380 --> 00:12:52,260 Honey, how could you do this? It looked like it was easy for him. He looked like 236 00:12:52,260 --> 00:12:55,100 he just turned it around and tooted it up and just cheesed. 237 00:12:59,709 --> 00:13:01,790 Sweetheart, it's just the angle. It's fine. 238 00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:06,070 You a liar. Look like you deliberately did that. They said turn this way. I bet 239 00:13:06,070 --> 00:13:08,410 you you was... Why you touching like that? 240 00:13:09,430 --> 00:13:10,430 Mr. 241 00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:11,890 Brown, this is not the time. 242 00:13:12,310 --> 00:13:14,610 Don't get mad at me. You don't want to run his butt out on the picture. 243 00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:20,130 Sasha, I didn't know how these were going to come out. I'm just as surprised 244 00:13:20,130 --> 00:13:21,290 you are. Oh, you are, huh? 245 00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:23,830 Well, are you aware that everyone is going to see this? 246 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:28,510 Well... Not really. I mean, you know, there is a staple in the way. You know 247 00:13:28,510 --> 00:13:29,550 what? That's not funny. 248 00:13:30,230 --> 00:13:31,950 Sasha, it's not that bad. 249 00:13:32,350 --> 00:13:33,830 It's just the way the photo was taken. 250 00:13:34,090 --> 00:13:35,950 Oh, you mean overexposed? 251 00:13:36,770 --> 00:13:39,210 Well, look, you're going to have to do something about that photo before it 252 00:13:39,210 --> 00:13:40,210 comes out in that calendar. 253 00:13:41,750 --> 00:13:42,750 I'm sorry. Hold on. 254 00:13:45,070 --> 00:13:46,070 Hello? 255 00:13:46,950 --> 00:13:47,950 Oh, hi. 256 00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:49,710 Hi, hi, hi. Yeah, yeah. 257 00:13:50,750 --> 00:13:53,730 My wife and I were just about to call you. 258 00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:56,860 About the proofs. Right. 259 00:13:57,100 --> 00:13:58,100 Right. Yeah. 260 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:01,220 That's what I said. 261 00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:04,160 Really? 262 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:06,840 That's great. 263 00:14:07,060 --> 00:14:08,060 That's great. 264 00:14:08,140 --> 00:14:10,040 Okay. Bye -bye. 265 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:15,660 Okay, okay. So they're going to do something about the photo? Yeah. Thank 266 00:14:15,660 --> 00:14:16,660 goodness. 267 00:14:30,830 --> 00:14:32,970 bad. Maybe I'm just tripping, as the kids say. 268 00:14:33,350 --> 00:14:35,430 You're not still thinking of marrying him, are you? 269 00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:40,910 Look, I know this may sound crazy, but I'm not getting any younger. Or smarter. 270 00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:44,570 Well, what do I have, huh? 271 00:14:44,810 --> 00:14:45,810 What do you have? 272 00:14:45,950 --> 00:14:49,610 You have all of us. I need more than that, Cora. 273 00:14:49,950 --> 00:14:54,030 I need love. What if I never get that again? 274 00:14:54,390 --> 00:14:58,570 Oh, Edna, you need someone who will give you all of his love and devotion. 275 00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:04,080 And when you find him, you won't have to worry about sharing him with someone. 276 00:15:05,220 --> 00:15:08,460 If he were there, I would have already found him. 277 00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:10,180 Well, maybe you did. 278 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,260 Just haven't recognized him. 279 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:20,060 Oh, I'm just so tired of looking. 280 00:15:21,260 --> 00:15:23,820 Oh, Miss Edna, what if I made a mistake? 281 00:15:25,980 --> 00:15:27,160 I'm going with Charles. 282 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:30,200 I'd rather share my happiness than to have none at all. 283 00:15:38,180 --> 00:15:41,560 Edna, just think about this. Cora, it's okay. 284 00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:43,080 I love him. 285 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:51,920 Oh, Edna. 286 00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:54,360 You've made me the happiest man alive. 287 00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:57,400 Uh -uh, she made me the happiest man. 288 00:15:57,760 --> 00:15:59,120 Edna, here goes some of your stuff. 289 00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:02,760 Okay, I'll have you to bring the rest. I'm coming with the rest of it. 290 00:16:03,780 --> 00:16:05,640 Miss Edna, are you sure? 291 00:16:05,980 --> 00:16:09,380 Do you want to do this? Cora, it's the best thing for me. 292 00:16:10,820 --> 00:16:12,020 I don't know what to say. 293 00:16:12,420 --> 00:16:13,600 Well, then don't say anything. 294 00:16:14,380 --> 00:16:17,700 Unless one of my gentlemen call his phone. Then you give him my new address, 295 00:16:17,820 --> 00:16:18,820 tell him where I live. 296 00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:19,960 Oh, that won't be necessary. 297 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:22,740 As of now, Edna is a one -man woman. 298 00:16:22,980 --> 00:16:23,980 Oh, really? 299 00:16:24,780 --> 00:16:25,780 You're getting married. 300 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:27,040 And so are you. 301 00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:29,340 And so are you. 302 00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:34,960 Look, I know it'll take some getting used to, but soon you will feel right at 303 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:35,960 home. 304 00:16:36,140 --> 00:16:38,920 Yeah, if you want to live in a time shirt, it's a good idea. 305 00:16:41,580 --> 00:16:46,860 Charles, I can't live with this double standard. 306 00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:50,300 You can't live here in no single standard either. 307 00:16:51,460 --> 00:16:52,660 That's the nasty stuff. 308 00:16:53,130 --> 00:16:54,530 Let me get back out there and smoke. 309 00:16:55,870 --> 00:17:01,570 Charles, I love you, but I won't live like this. 310 00:17:02,150 --> 00:17:04,390 It will work. Just try. 311 00:17:09,089 --> 00:17:10,089 Goodbye, Charles. 312 00:17:11,910 --> 00:17:13,430 You sure you won't change your mind? 313 00:17:15,150 --> 00:17:16,569 Goodbye, Charles. 314 00:17:19,970 --> 00:17:20,970 Bye, muffin. 315 00:17:21,930 --> 00:17:22,909 Okay, wait. 316 00:17:22,910 --> 00:17:26,450 Charles, I'll trade you muffins for this big pot of corn. 317 00:17:58,760 --> 00:17:59,760 Someone at the door. 318 00:18:02,300 --> 00:18:04,200 Okay, now why were you trying to get Will's autograph? 319 00:18:05,020 --> 00:18:06,860 Huh? I was just trying to get in the house. 320 00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:12,700 Okay, you know this is out of control, right? Hey, hey, it's not my fault. 321 00:18:13,780 --> 00:18:14,780 Are you still mad at me? 322 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:18,320 Oh, well, I don't know. Let me check my calendar. 323 00:18:18,580 --> 00:18:20,500 Why don't you call me next Christmas? 324 00:18:22,260 --> 00:18:23,960 Sweetheart, it's just a photo. 325 00:18:24,540 --> 00:18:28,160 There are 11 other guys in here. Yeah, and he's not even the hottest one. 326 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:29,440 Yeah. 327 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:32,720 London, could you excuse us? 328 00:18:33,540 --> 00:18:34,540 Sure. 329 00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:36,460 I'll be upstairs with Mr. February. 330 00:18:39,020 --> 00:18:42,940 I really wish you had talked to me first, Will. All right, sweetheart, I'm 331 00:18:42,940 --> 00:18:45,640 sorry. But it just all happened so fast. 332 00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:51,000 And, hey, you were the one who insisted I do this, all right? 333 00:18:52,020 --> 00:18:53,620 Look, come on. 334 00:18:54,730 --> 00:18:56,810 Aren't you at least a little proud of your husband? 335 00:18:57,130 --> 00:18:59,250 Huh? Oh, the chick's digging me? 336 00:19:00,690 --> 00:19:04,690 I mean, I know I love it when men pay attention to you. 337 00:19:06,010 --> 00:19:07,330 Really? Of course. 338 00:19:08,550 --> 00:19:09,550 Well, 339 00:19:10,570 --> 00:19:12,450 I guess it's all right since it was for charity. 340 00:19:12,690 --> 00:19:14,090 All right, that's what I thought. 341 00:19:14,290 --> 00:19:16,990 And the clinic is going to make a bundle. 342 00:19:17,270 --> 00:19:19,730 You have any idea how many orders they've taken already? 343 00:19:20,490 --> 00:19:22,250 7 ,426. 344 00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:26,260 And how do you know that? 345 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:31,500 Well, it seems that the calendars are so popular that the clinic decided to do 346 00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:32,500 one featuring the nurses. 347 00:19:33,180 --> 00:19:34,700 Oh, great idea. 348 00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:37,580 Yeah, I'm off to my photo shoot right now. 349 00:19:37,980 --> 00:19:43,460 I'm sorry, what? I'm going to see you later, baby. 350 00:19:43,820 --> 00:19:45,680 Oh, I'm serious. 351 00:19:46,780 --> 00:19:47,780 Sasha! 352 00:19:58,190 --> 00:19:59,190 Yes, mister. 353 00:20:01,290 --> 00:20:04,250 Look at these guns. 354 00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:05,590 Ain't nothing but guns, baby. 355 00:20:06,510 --> 00:20:08,790 I don't see nothing but a bullet head. 356 00:20:10,030 --> 00:20:11,290 What are you doing? 357 00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:16,190 Oh, I'm practicing in case they want to do a calendar on old men gone wild. 358 00:20:16,950 --> 00:20:18,390 You in the calendar? 359 00:20:18,870 --> 00:20:21,070 Nobody wants to see this every day. 360 00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:22,430 You a liar. 361 00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:26,290 Look, I ain't got time to fight with you today. I don't feel like it. Don't 362 00:20:26,290 --> 00:20:27,870 start. I know. 363 00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:31,770 I know I probably would have missed you yapping. 364 00:20:32,330 --> 00:20:33,330 Me too. 365 00:20:36,910 --> 00:20:40,590 I'm going to finish practicing. 26325

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