All language subtitles for Meet the Browns s02e10 The Entrepreneur

I'm trying to vacuum under the couch.

I need to vacuum under the chair, too.

Pick up your left leg.

Your other left leg, Colonel.

This is my right leg, Brown. Pick that
one up, too.

you doing i'm being carver today car is
sick so i'm doing everything that she

would normally do around here mr brown
yeah whoo car is really lucky to have

somebody like me taking care of yes i
wish i had somebody

like me to take care of me if i was sick
if i was me taking care of me while i

was sick yes well she's left oh mr brown

I'd be there for her every need, her
beckon and call.

Anything she need, I'd be right there.

Oh, Mr.

Brown. How do you hear her?

You're gonna wake up.

Uh, Cora's sick, y 'all, so y 'all keep
your voices down in the house.

Hey, did you hear we had another
burglary in the neighborhood?

Really? Then I get to dust off my
artillery.

No, no, no, Colonel.

Don't worry about that. No need to do
that. Jesus and I got it under control.

organized a neighborhood watch.

That's all?

A watch group?

Oh, what a bunch of wimps.

Three houses were robbed last week.

And you two are part of this sissy
neighborhood watch, huh?

Yeah. And that sissy neighborhood watch
is having a meeting here today.

Good. Well, I'm going to get Betsy and
Nina.

Oh, the ladies down the street with the
mullets and tank tops.

No, that's the need of my guns.

But I'll use the women down the street
as a backup.

That guy really scares me sometimes.

Jamal, when I asked you to help me set
up chairs, I actually thought you were

going to help me.

Set up chairs.

This is good stuff.

Don't they feed you at home?

I'm a grown boy.

What's this for anyway?

Mr. Brown doesn't have another magic
show, is he?

Because I still can't find my brother.

No, this is for Will's neighborhood
watch meeting.

Let's get out of here after we set up
these chairs and go to your house and

study. No, it's crowded over my place.

There's no privacy.

Hey, guys.

Like there's any privacy here.

What's up, Jamal?

Nothing. You know, me and Brianna and I,
you know, just talking, breathing,

eating, calming down.

Relax, Jamal. I'm glad you're here.

For real?

Actually, we were thinking about
leaving.

I mean, why don't we stay?

Maybe we can help out some more, you
know?

Yeah.

Maybe we can help out some more.

I'm trying to get on this good side,
okay?

I got the answer on the sign -up sheet
for the neighborhood watch.

Are we ready?

Yep. Sure. Looks like everybody's here.
If everybody could have a seat so we can

get started.

That'd be great.

First of all, thank you, everybody, for
coming out.

Now, as we know, several homes have been
burglarized in the neighborhood.

Now, the police are doing what they can,
but they can't be everywhere. That's

why we've come here.

Starting at 2100 hours, we will commence
Operation Clean Sweep.

Now. I need real men. I don't need no
sissy men. I need real women. I don't

women that act like women, but act like
men. That's cool.

Sweet cookies.

Turn them. Turn them. Turn them. I got
this.

All right.

I'll keep an eye on the recruits.

Get up!

Okay, we're going to need some
volunteers for the neighborhood patrol

made up a shift schedule.

And here's some tips that I got online.

Pass these around, please.

I'd like to encourage all of you to be
involved. Anybody can be a volunteer.

Anyone. I am

here to show you many techniques about
defending oneself.

Now, what I'm here to do is to teach you
defense techniques.

I have mastered several arts. of martial
art and crayon and coloring art.

I am a master of black belt, green belt,
orange belt, yellow belt, every kind of

belt. Now, what I will do today is teach
you a technique known only to me and

kangaroos. It's called the kangaroo
technique.

I will demonstrate now.

Now, the last and final technique I will

show you It's the death -defying brown
technique.

I'm the only one who knows this.

I will paralyze this person and
deparalyze him. I need a volunteer.

Yes, you're great.

Now, he will be paralyzed in 2 .35
seconds millimeters.

You'd like to crush my laryngitis.

All right, you maggots, listen up.

Your first lesson in Weapons 101.

Behold, the hanged man.

Civilian.

Colonel, what are you doing?

Hey, don't worry.

It's safe as long as I don't pull the...

I'm going to step back around the house
for a minute.

virus me what you yes and everybody will

be sick carver gene simmons get upstairs
right now thank you i appreciate it uh

carver uh before you go where's the
basting pan i need to i gotta need a big

They make them turkeys and they cook
them until they're golden brown?

Yes. Well, they got the brown part for
me.

Golden brown. I know what I'm doing.
Okay, well, maybe I just need a

No, no, get the pan and go in the bed.

All right, I'll get the pan. I'll get
it. Okay, hurry up. Here's the pan.

Here's the pan.

I could have did that if I knew I could
use that one.

Okay, go in the bed.

All right.

Oh, Cora, I need the cheese grater. You
know what a cheese grater is? I don't

know what nothing is.

Oh, you too.

Oh, Cara, I need a knife and stuff. I'm
going to make some scat potatoes.

Scat? Yeah. You mean gallop?

Yeah, them too.

Okay, here.

Oh, that's a big one. I can stab myself.

Okay. Anything else, sir? No, that's it.
Oh, Cara.

What? Potatoes. What about the potatoes?
I need to make potatoes.

Yeah. Okay.

No, that's it. That's it, Clara.

Oh, Clara. One more thing. Flour and
sugar. That's what I need. Bring me some

flour and sugar. All right.

Yes. What do you need flour and sugar
for? Clara, I'm going to make a pie.

What? A pie?

Yes. Oh, no. I can't let you do that.
No, no. I draw the line. I put my foot

down.

What? My leg. Mr. Bryant, it feel like
it's 200 pounds.

That ain't just your leg that's making
you feel like that. Mr. Bryant.

is cooking.

Got anything else?

Yeah, Cor, before you go, can you bake
the pie for me? Put the jack down for

sprinkle it up.

Just finish the dinner for me, Colonel.

For the last time, Colonel, the answer's
no. Why not?

You can't plant landmines in the yard to
catch a burglar.

Well, who said anything about catching?

Colonel, it's a neighborhood watch, not
a neighborhood...

Watch you blow it all up.

So what are you going to do?

Eyeball him to death?

You know what, guys?

I'm going to go finish my shift. I'll
see you in the morning.

Thanks, Jesus.

I'm going to bed, too.

Hey, Will, I'm telling you, if you let
me handle this, the only burglar problem

you'll have is picking pieces of him out
of the bushes.

Colonel, that's exactly what I'm afraid
of.

Go to bed.

Good night.

Don't let me do nothing!

Nothing!

Jamal, is that true?

I thought you were my friend.

Yeah, well, your friend here is in a
whole lot of trouble.

Look, well, let's... Wait, wait, wait,
wait. What are you doing? Trying to

protect him?

No, I just want to hear what he has to
say. Yeah, and I just want to hear him

beg for his life.

Jamal, this is serious.

I mean, I was... Hey, hey, hey, hey.
You?

You need to be quiet. I mean, I was
just... Just what?

Just using Brianna's friendship so you
could come over here and case the house?

No, I... Jamal.

thinking you can't just come and take
things up along other people

I'm going to give you a little extra.
You need some.

No, no, come on. I make Cajun eggs and
over easy bacon.

There you go, right there.

Bam!

As the French would say, bone apple
feet.

That's what it smells like.

You ain't going to eat that. I cooked
that myself.

How many times did you cook it? Look,
you need something to stick to them

bones of yours.

It looks like it was stuck to your foot.

Okay, what I'm going to do is... you in
time out for about four days like we

used to do curry curry you look a mess
i'm all right

curry you look like you've been
crucified i'm just going out here and

i'm gonna milk the chickens and i'm
gonna feed the cows you can't go nowhere

looking like and you just look so
disorganized you look oblivious come sit

you look a mess have a seat Yes, you
should be in bed.

You're going to give us that swine flu.

You know,

what was all that noise I heard last
night? Corby, you must have

Hallucinated. Hallucinate, Mr. Brown.
Hallucinate. I was not hallucinating.

was not hallucinating.

Jamal tried to rob us.

What? Shut up. Your friend, Jamal?

My ex -friend, Jamal.

I don't know. I must have been so tired,
I slept through the whole thing.

Brown, eat them eggs.

Thanks, Mr. Brown. I'm just... I'm gonna
go to school.

Girl, you're a liar. You ain't got to be
to school till 8 o 'clock. It's just 7

o 'clock.

It is? Oh.

You're lying.

We need to get her a chiropractor so
they can adjust her attitude.

Jamal.

You're just gonna walk away from me?

Listen, I'm sorry, okay? Be quiet.

What did you think you were doing in my
house last night?

Look, I didn't... I trusted you.

I thought you were my friend.

But you broke into my house and you
tried to steal our stuff.

I'm sorry, okay?

Sorry's not gonna cut it, Jamal.

I don't get it.

Were you thinking about robbing us the
whole time?

I just took food. What's the big deal?
And what's up with that? Don't you have

food on your own? No!

I don't, okay?

I don't have food in my house, and we
don't have a house anymore.

So what, like you're homeless? Please.

Wait, for real?

Forget about it, okay?

Hold up. Seriously, you lost your house.
I said forget about it.

You know what? No.

You're going to talk to me right now
because I helped you escape my house

night, so talk.

There's nothing to say.

After my parents split up.

My dad left.

And a couple of months ago, my mom got
laid off.

I don't want to talk about this anymore,
okay? Too bad.

Keep talking.

Well... We lost our house and... We've
been living

in our van for the last couple of
months.

Jamal, why didn't you ask for help?

I didn't want anybody to know.

So instead of asking for help, you
decided to go to all those people's

and steal all of their stuff?

It wasn't me, okay?

I only broke into your house and a place
down the street.

And I only took food.

Okay.

You need to go talk to Will.

He's not going to listen to me.

Of course he will.

Him and Sasha.

They'll listen to you, okay? I've put
them through a lot. Trust me.

Yeah, I knew it.

I mean it. Seriously.

Talk to him. He'll listen.

How about you and me?

I mean, are we cool?

Of course we are. We're friends.

But are you cool with me helping you if
you need it?

Okay. Okay?

Yeah.

Then let's go grab some lunch.

My treat.

Hey.

Hi. Brianna said you might be coming by.

You know how stupid that was?

Breaking into people's homes?

You realize you could have been arrested
or...

Even worse, you could have been shot.

You got any idea how you being hurt
would have affected your family? I

know what else to do. Jamal, you could
have asked for help.

I guess.

You guess?

You young boys kill me with your pride.

Look, people fall on hard times all the
time.

Since my dad left, I feel like I'm the
man in my house. And I need to provide

for my family.

But that's just it, Jamal.

You're not a man yet.

You're still a kid.

Now, I understand you were doing what
you thought was right, but you went

it the wrong way.

You know what?

I'm not going to come over anymore,
okay? I just wanted to come by and tell

how sorry I was.

Get back over here and stop being so
dramatic.

I got a question for you.

How'd you get in the house?

Yeah, maybe we should have added that to
the neighborhood watch checklist.

Locked doors.

You good with tools?

Pretty good.

Okay. Well, good.

Because I could use some help around
here, and something tells me you could

the cash.

Sounds good.

Good.

Hand me a wrench.

You don't know where the wrench is, do
you? No clue.

Mr. Brand, I feel good.

Oh, Kyra, what are you doing out of the
bed?

Oh, my fever broke, Mr. Brand. I feel
great.

Victory is ours.

Victory is ours.

Me and Jesus caught the real thief.
Jesus got him in a headlock and we're

waiting on the police.

You hold him, Jesus. I'm coming.

Simplify.

Super fun!

Mr. Grant, I'm going back to bed. I see
some things never change. All right.

Kurt, Kurt, before you go to bed, can
you do something for your daddy?

What is it, Mr. Grant? What is it?

Kurt, I need you to help me finish
ironing these clothes.