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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,680 --> 00:00:05,820 401K is down. 2 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:09,000 The stock market done crashed again. 3 00:00:09,360 --> 00:00:10,820 I hope they had airbags. 4 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:15,460 Mr. Edna, you look so good. 5 00:00:15,920 --> 00:00:16,898 Thank you. 6 00:00:16,900 --> 00:00:19,860 Oh, yes, you look good enough to get your own apartment. 7 00:00:20,380 --> 00:00:22,000 Do it today. 8 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:27,500 And when I do, they won't allow pets, so I'll miss you. 9 00:00:28,260 --> 00:00:30,200 Like I'm going to miss them hairs on your chin. 10 00:00:33,180 --> 00:00:37,760 Look at you, little missy. Look at old Foxy. Look at you. I do? 11 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:40,440 Yeah, you do. Oh, I just have a friend coming over. 12 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:42,800 Oh, you got a date, huh? 13 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:47,020 No, Pablo is just coming over to study. 14 00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:48,640 Pablo? 15 00:00:49,060 --> 00:00:52,540 I tell you what, y 'all just better be studying. You better not be trying no 16 00:00:52,540 --> 00:00:53,740 Pablo nookie nookie. 17 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:57,480 It's not like that. He's just my friend. 18 00:00:57,840 --> 00:00:59,840 That's what my dear said about me. 19 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,960 Punch me in the face and she was pregnant. 20 00:01:04,620 --> 00:01:06,220 Just don't get punched in the face. 21 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:09,280 I'm going to go do my hair. 22 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:12,920 I'll tell you what, if he a teenager and he looking at your hair, something else 23 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:13,920 is wrong with him. 24 00:01:14,540 --> 00:01:15,780 He like playing dolls. 25 00:01:17,540 --> 00:01:20,760 And where you going to look like you going to a banquet or something? 26 00:01:21,780 --> 00:01:25,180 I'm waiting for my boyfriend. He's coming to pick me up for a date. 27 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:27,180 You talking about Cornelius? 28 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:31,550 Girl, that man so old, I... I bet you his Social Security number is two. 29 00:01:32,610 --> 00:01:33,610 Listen, bro. 30 00:01:34,150 --> 00:01:38,530 Dating an older man makes it okay for me to, uh, admit I'm over 30. 31 00:01:39,490 --> 00:01:43,930 Well, shoes, I can admit you over 30. You passed over it 40 years ago. 32 00:01:45,810 --> 00:01:48,930 Look, there's Cordelia. No, no, no, I'll get the door. 33 00:01:49,250 --> 00:01:54,450 You go get the walker. See, you don't need... Like, I got... Good evening. 34 00:01:54,650 --> 00:01:56,110 Shut up! Look at this! 35 00:01:57,670 --> 00:01:58,670 Is Edna home? 36 00:01:59,010 --> 00:02:00,010 Edna? Yes. 37 00:02:00,300 --> 00:02:02,620 You're right here, but Edna don't date young boys. 38 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:06,460 She needs somebody real, real, real old. 39 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:08,340 Come back when you turn 95. 40 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:15,560 May I help you? 41 00:02:15,820 --> 00:02:16,820 Yes. I'm Bright. 42 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:18,800 Cordelia's his nephew. 43 00:02:18,920 --> 00:02:22,240 He's not really feeling too well today, so he asked me to come by and take you 44 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:22,999 to the theater. 45 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:26,900 Oh, what happened? He broke the date because he fooled around and broke his 46 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:30,480 And I hope you don't mind. 47 00:02:30,920 --> 00:02:32,120 No, no, she don't mind. 48 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:36,400 One thing she don't mind, as long as you got a pulse and a credit card, she 49 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:37,119 don't mind. 50 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:38,160 Credit card, pulse. 51 00:02:38,540 --> 00:02:42,400 Pulse on out of here. Don't be jealous just because you don't have either one. 52 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:43,680 got credit. 53 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,700 My credit score is 42. 54 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:50,180 Hey, young man, make sure you get a senior citizen discount. 55 00:03:12,830 --> 00:03:14,150 That's right, Antarctica. 56 00:03:14,410 --> 00:03:15,450 Good job, Pablo. 57 00:03:18,050 --> 00:03:19,610 What is the hottest? 58 00:03:20,250 --> 00:03:22,170 Our head cheerleader, Jenna Martinez. 59 00:03:23,850 --> 00:03:25,530 She's also the dumbest. 60 00:03:26,310 --> 00:03:27,330 I was joking. 61 00:03:27,550 --> 00:03:32,950 It's in Libya, where the temperatures get... hot. 62 00:03:34,710 --> 00:03:35,710 Really hot. 63 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:37,750 Sasha. 64 00:03:40,020 --> 00:03:41,680 It's a pleasure to meet you, Sasha. 65 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:42,960 Oh, what a gentleman. 66 00:03:43,340 --> 00:03:44,500 Nice to meet you too, Pablo. 67 00:03:45,220 --> 00:03:46,480 So what are you kids up to, huh? 68 00:03:46,700 --> 00:03:48,940 Us kids are studying for a midterm exam. 69 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:52,520 Okay, just give me a minute and I will leave you two alone. 70 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:54,200 Your foster mom? 71 00:03:55,100 --> 00:03:56,360 She's young enough to be your sister. 72 00:03:57,340 --> 00:03:58,340 Thank you. 73 00:03:58,860 --> 00:04:02,060 Pablo, that is just so sweet of you to say. You know, I've been using this new, 74 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:04,800 like, youthful rejuvenation cream and it's, like, really giving me this, like, 75 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:06,880 uplifted, you know... Sasha! 76 00:04:08,420 --> 00:04:09,420 Sasha! 77 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:11,600 have to study. 78 00:04:12,380 --> 00:04:16,019 Oh, study, yeah. I'm sorry, guys. Look, I'll just get out of your way and leave 79 00:04:16,019 --> 00:04:16,699 you two alone. 80 00:04:16,700 --> 00:04:18,360 Actually, uh, I gotta get going. 81 00:04:19,300 --> 00:04:20,300 Can I come back sometime? 82 00:04:20,940 --> 00:04:21,940 Yes. 83 00:04:22,019 --> 00:04:24,960 I mean, if you want, share, swing by, whatever. 84 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:27,300 Stop by anytime, Pablo. 85 00:04:27,860 --> 00:04:30,380 Really? Mm -hmm. Yeah, you're always welcome here. 86 00:04:30,940 --> 00:04:33,020 Great. Well, uh, see you soon. 87 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:35,640 Um, uh, I'll call you. 88 00:04:36,260 --> 00:04:38,060 I mean, you call me, because you're the boy. 89 00:04:39,530 --> 00:04:41,590 Or text me, instant message me, anything. 90 00:04:42,410 --> 00:04:44,710 That's only if you want, though. Okay? Bye. 91 00:04:51,330 --> 00:04:52,650 Pablo seems nice. 92 00:04:55,430 --> 00:04:56,430 He's okay. 93 00:04:58,170 --> 00:04:59,470 Girl, you a lie. 94 00:05:01,870 --> 00:05:04,490 Looks to me like somebody's got a crush. 95 00:05:08,140 --> 00:05:09,140 You really think he likes me? 96 00:05:10,300 --> 00:05:13,160 Brianna, honey, you are beautiful, smart. 97 00:05:13,740 --> 00:05:14,780 What's not to like? 98 00:05:18,700 --> 00:05:20,280 You're right. 99 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:22,580 What's not to like? 100 00:05:26,260 --> 00:05:30,020 She picked it up and started to drink it, and it was fish grease. She thought 101 00:05:30,020 --> 00:05:30,999 was iced tea. 102 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:33,400 It was so funny. 103 00:05:34,820 --> 00:05:35,820 No. 104 00:05:37,710 --> 00:05:39,630 Oh, I had a great time tonight. 105 00:05:39,930 --> 00:05:42,830 Me too. I cannot tell you the last time I laughed. 106 00:05:43,650 --> 00:05:44,650 Well, 107 00:05:45,690 --> 00:05:47,050 it was a good time because of you. 108 00:05:47,310 --> 00:05:49,610 And my uncle is a very, very lucky man. 109 00:05:50,090 --> 00:05:52,750 Oh, why would you say that? 110 00:05:53,050 --> 00:05:54,530 Well, he is your boyfriend. 111 00:05:55,570 --> 00:05:56,570 Boyfriend? Yeah. 112 00:05:56,970 --> 00:05:58,210 Who told you that? 113 00:05:59,030 --> 00:06:01,490 Wait, so you and my uncle are not dating? 114 00:06:02,770 --> 00:06:04,970 Heavens, no. We're just good friends. 115 00:06:06,220 --> 00:06:09,900 Okay, well, in that case, can I have the pleasure of taking you to breakfast 116 00:06:09,900 --> 00:06:10,900 tomorrow? 117 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:13,420 Tomorrow? Yes, tomorrow. 118 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:16,320 Well, now, let's see what my schedule is. 119 00:06:18,780 --> 00:06:19,780 Please. 120 00:06:21,060 --> 00:06:27,920 Well, I never thought I'd hear myself say this, but you have 121 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:29,460 got to slow your robot. 122 00:06:31,580 --> 00:06:35,320 I'll pick you up at 10 a .m., all right? 123 00:06:35,950 --> 00:06:36,869 Be ready. 124 00:06:36,870 --> 00:06:38,290 And if I'm not ready? 125 00:06:38,670 --> 00:06:42,690 Well, then you leave me no choice but to kick the door in, break into your room, 126 00:06:42,770 --> 00:06:46,630 and take you by force. Oh, you better be ashamed of yourself. 127 00:06:49,890 --> 00:06:52,990 But if you're serious, I'll leave the door unlocked. 128 00:06:54,810 --> 00:06:56,010 Okay, I'll see you later. 129 00:06:56,910 --> 00:06:57,910 Good night. 130 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:18,640 must be familiar. 131 00:07:25,100 --> 00:07:29,200 Edna, I can't wait to see you again. 132 00:07:29,520 --> 00:07:32,720 Oh, my love, Cordelius. 133 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:38,520 Cordelius. Oh, no, Edna, the old man died. 134 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:41,100 No! No! 135 00:07:43,760 --> 00:07:45,380 He sent them. 136 00:07:48,780 --> 00:07:49,699 He was your boyfriend. 137 00:07:49,700 --> 00:07:51,920 I never said he was my boyfriend. 138 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:54,280 You were lying. 139 00:07:55,040 --> 00:07:58,400 You remember, you were standing right over here. And you had on your little 140 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:01,720 banquet outfit, the one you looked like you was going to church. And you said, 141 00:08:01,820 --> 00:08:03,560 I'm waiting for my boyfriend. 142 00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:05,200 He's coming to get me. 143 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:07,860 Remember you said that? 144 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:09,360 Wait a minute. 145 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:14,280 You're trying to get rid of the old man so you can get your powers on that young 146 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:15,280 boy. 147 00:08:18,700 --> 00:08:24,500 is a man, all man, masculine, strong, and domineering. 148 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:27,120 That boy sound like Madea. 149 00:08:27,620 --> 00:08:28,940 You better get him checked. 150 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:31,420 Best place now. 151 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:36,120 I'm telling you, Edna, a woman your age ain't got no business dating young boys. 152 00:08:36,220 --> 00:08:39,039 I'm telling you. Number one, we're not dating. 153 00:08:39,260 --> 00:08:40,780 Number two, who cares? 154 00:08:41,260 --> 00:08:44,440 Nobody says anything when an older man dates a younger woman. 155 00:08:44,820 --> 00:08:46,860 Nobody but the old man's wife. 156 00:08:48,910 --> 00:08:51,330 Touche. God bless you. Gesundheit. 157 00:08:53,110 --> 00:08:54,370 Give me a cold. 158 00:08:55,650 --> 00:08:56,930 Good morning. Good morning. 159 00:08:57,450 --> 00:09:00,070 Who got your flowers? 160 00:09:00,350 --> 00:09:01,350 The roses. 161 00:09:01,950 --> 00:09:04,630 They're not mine. They're Rihanna's. 162 00:09:05,750 --> 00:09:08,530 What? Who'd want to give me roses? 163 00:09:09,130 --> 00:09:12,430 Remember that boy that you studied with last night? 164 00:09:13,310 --> 00:09:15,230 Pablo? Pablo, right. 165 00:09:18,410 --> 00:09:20,130 I've never gotten roses before. 166 00:09:21,530 --> 00:09:22,530 Let's go. 167 00:09:23,190 --> 00:09:24,190 Um, 168 00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:26,750 um, may I help you? 169 00:09:26,970 --> 00:09:27,970 Hi, I'm Pablo. 170 00:09:28,330 --> 00:09:29,650 Oh, yes, Pablo. 171 00:09:29,850 --> 00:09:30,850 We've met before. 172 00:09:31,350 --> 00:09:33,890 We did? 173 00:09:36,410 --> 00:09:38,250 Hi. Hey, how you doing? 174 00:09:39,090 --> 00:09:40,670 I love the roses. 175 00:09:41,210 --> 00:09:42,670 Oh, that's, uh, that's cool. 176 00:09:43,710 --> 00:09:45,010 That's all you're going to say? 177 00:09:45,530 --> 00:09:47,010 Is your foster mom around? 178 00:09:47,730 --> 00:09:52,210 Why do you want to know where Sasha... I get it. 179 00:09:52,450 --> 00:09:58,350 Okay, um, no, Sasha's not around. She doesn't get off work till 6, so we're 180 00:09:58,350 --> 00:09:59,249 alone. 181 00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:01,310 Yeah, we, uh, we are. 182 00:10:02,030 --> 00:10:04,330 Brianna, did you eat my chicken sandwich? 183 00:10:05,210 --> 00:10:09,030 I had extra mayonnaise on it. Better not be... I got it. 184 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:12,410 I'm not exactly alone. 185 00:10:12,770 --> 00:10:15,170 You know what? I actually forgot something at the house. I gotta go. 186 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:17,330 Okay. I'll see you soon. 187 00:10:17,830 --> 00:10:19,750 Hurry back, okay? 188 00:10:20,590 --> 00:10:21,590 Okay. 189 00:10:25,610 --> 00:10:26,610 Oh, God. 190 00:10:29,050 --> 00:10:31,550 Hi. Mr. Brown, I'm going for my run. 191 00:10:34,490 --> 00:10:36,650 Oh, Pablo, come in. 192 00:10:37,490 --> 00:10:40,950 Look, Brianna had to run an errand, so I'm going to be back in a minute. She'll 193 00:10:40,950 --> 00:10:42,270 be, like, two seconds. 194 00:10:42,730 --> 00:10:44,730 Thanks. All right. So, uh, you run. 195 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:46,239 Oh, yeah. 196 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:47,460 Maybe I got to keep in shape. 197 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:49,940 You're doing a good job. 198 00:10:51,100 --> 00:10:54,640 You know what? I read this thing in the magazine about this, like, three -gallon 199 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:57,320 water jog kind of thing. I mean, I don't have hands to carry all that water. 200 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:00,400 I'm doing it again. 201 00:11:00,780 --> 00:11:04,020 Okay, look, Brianna will be back in a minute, and I got to go. Actually, I was 202 00:11:04,020 --> 00:11:05,900 hoping Brianna wouldn't be here. Why? 203 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,000 I came to see you. 204 00:11:15,460 --> 00:11:16,460 For what? 205 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:19,520 Sasha, you're a really beautiful woman. 206 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:21,760 Oh, okay. 207 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:25,560 Pablo, yeah, you need to call me Mrs. Brown. 208 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:27,240 Yes, ma 'am. Okay, that's better. 209 00:11:28,340 --> 00:11:30,340 Mrs. Brown sounds way hotter. No! 210 00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:32,040 No, man, no hotness. 211 00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:33,520 Sorry. 212 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:36,620 Okay, Pablo, I thought that you liked Brianna. 213 00:11:36,820 --> 00:11:38,540 I do like Brianna, as a friend. 214 00:11:38,980 --> 00:11:41,540 It's just that girls my age are so immature. 215 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:45,000 I've always been attracted to older women, like yourself. 216 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:47,620 Who you calling old? Look. 217 00:11:48,420 --> 00:11:50,800 Okay, Pablo, you need to go. 218 00:11:51,560 --> 00:11:52,560 Now. 219 00:11:53,900 --> 00:11:57,280 Just please don't tell Brianna what just happened between us. Don't tell Brianna 220 00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:58,280 what? 221 00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:03,900 Brianna, I had no idea. 222 00:12:04,540 --> 00:12:06,120 Is that why you were coming on to him? 223 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:08,060 Brianna, what are you talking about? 224 00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:09,520 Why are you dressed like that? 225 00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:12,060 In my running suit. 226 00:12:12,380 --> 00:12:14,000 Yeah, go running after Pablo. 227 00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:16,960 Okay, that's enough, Brianna. 228 00:12:17,380 --> 00:12:20,060 I leave for a minute and you try to step to Pablo? 229 00:12:21,140 --> 00:12:22,140 Step to Pablo? 230 00:12:22,860 --> 00:12:26,040 What kind of mess is that? Look, you need to stop. 231 00:12:26,300 --> 00:12:27,300 You started it. 232 00:12:28,340 --> 00:12:29,520 Listen, little girl. 233 00:12:30,060 --> 00:12:32,700 Haven't you seen that man that I am married to? 234 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:36,680 Yes, I've seen him. Okay, you have the perfect husband and I don't have 235 00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:38,230 Brianna. No, no, you're 15. 236 00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:40,050 You're not supposed to have anybody. 237 00:12:40,770 --> 00:12:42,050 Okay, where are you going? 238 00:12:42,270 --> 00:12:44,390 I need to go for a walk. No, you don't. 239 00:12:45,150 --> 00:12:48,210 You need to march that tail upstairs and cool off. 240 00:12:51,350 --> 00:12:52,350 Now. 241 00:12:59,110 --> 00:13:00,990 This must be some Bryce. 242 00:13:04,070 --> 00:13:05,610 Forever Bryce. 243 00:13:07,210 --> 00:13:08,210 More like it. 244 00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:13,010 Edna, I done told you time and time again, you too old to be dating them 245 00:13:13,010 --> 00:13:18,230 boys. I may be too old to change people's view on who I should be dating, 246 00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:22,790 I'm also too old to have people dictate on how I should live my life. 247 00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:24,170 You got that? 248 00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:27,450 Just the part about, I may be too old to dictate. 249 00:13:28,170 --> 00:13:29,170 Shut up. 250 00:13:29,270 --> 00:13:30,390 Shut up. 251 00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:33,470 I'm trying to help you. You're going to wind up... Shut up. 252 00:13:33,970 --> 00:13:35,350 You're going to wind up in jail. 253 00:13:35,930 --> 00:13:37,450 Then you be locked up. 254 00:13:38,570 --> 00:13:40,450 Tell him you're 15, I'll get you 20. 255 00:13:43,310 --> 00:13:46,130 Leave the young men alone. Get you something old. 256 00:13:48,310 --> 00:13:49,750 Shut up, Ricky. 257 00:13:50,370 --> 00:13:51,770 My, look at you. 258 00:13:52,190 --> 00:13:57,450 She done went international on that. You got to stop this. This boy, he's not 259 00:13:57,450 --> 00:13:58,450 even out of diapers. 260 00:13:59,290 --> 00:14:00,330 How old are you? 261 00:14:00,550 --> 00:14:02,290 17. 17? 262 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:10,500 you know she'll be snatching them right up off the playground. 263 00:14:11,380 --> 00:14:13,780 Go get in here for the neighbor. See you. Hurry up. 264 00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:15,560 Hey, Sister Santa Rose. 265 00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:18,660 Yeah, everything is good over here. Everything legal. 266 00:14:19,180 --> 00:14:20,800 Yeah, I'll bring your vacuum back. 267 00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:23,000 And who are you? 268 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:24,580 Mr. Brown, who are you? 269 00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:25,920 Are you her husband? 270 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:29,140 Boy, I started to palpitate your chicks. 271 00:14:30,140 --> 00:14:32,520 No, I wouldn't marry that floozy. 272 00:14:32,780 --> 00:14:34,540 You calling her a floozy? Oh. 273 00:14:40,140 --> 00:14:41,140 to do something. 274 00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:45,140 Okay, I tell you what, you need to calm down. Even floozies call her floozy now. 275 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:46,280 Well, 276 00:14:46,940 --> 00:14:50,840 I started to punch you so hard I'd upset your backbone. 277 00:14:51,340 --> 00:14:54,880 I'd paralyze your stomach. You don't know who I am. I'm a negro ninja. 278 00:14:56,220 --> 00:14:58,980 I know a move that'll kill you in two, three seconds. 279 00:15:01,380 --> 00:15:03,000 Three, two, one. 280 00:15:03,860 --> 00:15:07,960 Oh, you trying to act bad, huh? You want to be... Watch him, Sasha. I got 281 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:11,950 something for you. Be here when I... Be here when I get back. Be here when I get 282 00:15:11,950 --> 00:15:12,950 back. 283 00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:16,570 Did you hear what he just said about you? Pablo, what are you doing here? 284 00:15:17,030 --> 00:15:18,270 I told you to leave. 285 00:15:18,510 --> 00:15:21,210 You don't understand how I feel about you. Dude, you just met me yesterday. 286 00:15:21,210 --> 00:15:23,810 ain't got no feelings. But I can't stop thinking about you. Okay, well, you need 287 00:15:23,810 --> 00:15:25,930 to try, okay? And you need to step. 288 00:15:27,410 --> 00:15:28,830 That's right. You need to bounce. 289 00:15:29,210 --> 00:15:30,850 Rihanna, I... You know what? 290 00:15:31,170 --> 00:15:34,710 I asked you over here, and you hit on my foster mom. That's messed up. 291 00:15:35,290 --> 00:15:37,810 So what you need to do is kick rocks now. 292 00:15:38,050 --> 00:15:40,700 But... And when you see me at school, just keep walking. 293 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:42,120 Please. Okay? 294 00:15:42,340 --> 00:15:43,520 Thank you. See ya. 295 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:47,500 I'm sorry that happened, Brianna. 296 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:49,080 I'm sorry, too. 297 00:15:49,860 --> 00:15:52,020 Seems like I'm not gonna have a boyfriend with you around. 298 00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:53,600 Now, you know that's ridiculous. 299 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:56,460 I'm just gonna go shoot some hoops. Brianna, wait! 300 00:16:17,930 --> 00:16:18,930 Miss Edna, that's nice. 301 00:16:20,450 --> 00:16:24,110 Nice? Oh, come on. I gotta have it going on now. 302 00:16:25,210 --> 00:16:26,210 I know. 303 00:16:26,510 --> 00:16:29,730 How about I wear that top that got me banned from church? You remember that 304 00:16:31,710 --> 00:16:34,990 Oh, come on. 305 00:16:35,210 --> 00:16:36,930 Brianna's a good girl. She'll calm down. 306 00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:38,730 I know, Miss Edna. You're right. 307 00:16:39,310 --> 00:16:40,310 Thank you. 308 00:16:41,090 --> 00:16:43,830 Oh, hey. How about that leather bustier, huh? 309 00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:55,380 Why aren't you dressed? 310 00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:58,120 What's the matter? 311 00:16:58,320 --> 00:16:59,380 You lied to me. 312 00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:00,760 I did not. 313 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:06,180 I told you I never belonged to hotmamahoochie .com. I don't even own a 314 00:17:06,180 --> 00:17:07,180 bustier. 315 00:17:07,900 --> 00:17:10,079 You told me that you and my uncle were just friends. 316 00:17:10,579 --> 00:17:11,880 Well, we are just friends. 317 00:17:12,119 --> 00:17:15,180 Yeah, well, my uncle is in love with you, and he was going to ask you to 318 00:17:15,180 --> 00:17:16,118 him. 319 00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:17,119 He was? 320 00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:19,780 Why, we're better friends than I thought. 321 00:17:21,660 --> 00:17:22,660 Not anymore. 322 00:17:23,020 --> 00:17:25,109 Because both of us, are done with you. 323 00:17:25,609 --> 00:17:26,690 Oh, come on, Ray. 324 00:17:26,930 --> 00:17:29,590 We're just getting to know one another. Stand up to him. 325 00:17:30,010 --> 00:17:31,010 Woman, are you high? 326 00:17:31,810 --> 00:17:34,070 If I do that, the old man will take me out of his will. 327 00:17:34,430 --> 00:17:35,970 And he's worth millions. 328 00:17:37,130 --> 00:17:38,130 Millions? 329 00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:39,390 That's right. 330 00:17:39,450 --> 00:17:40,450 See you. 331 00:17:41,830 --> 00:17:42,749 No, wait. 332 00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:46,570 Wait, you can call me in 10 years. I'll still be in my 30s. 333 00:17:49,190 --> 00:17:53,310 Oh, Edna, Edna, is there no shame in the pimping game? 334 00:17:54,690 --> 00:17:56,390 You just a shame. 335 00:17:56,610 --> 00:17:58,070 And what you got on? 336 00:17:58,690 --> 00:18:01,390 Where'd you get this outfit from? 337 00:18:01,610 --> 00:18:04,070 What is all of this? What are you doing? 338 00:18:04,610 --> 00:18:07,550 Where'd you get this from? From Tommy Bad Figure? 339 00:18:08,530 --> 00:18:13,110 No, no, maybe Calvin Declined. I got another. 340 00:18:13,330 --> 00:18:15,530 Uh, Whacked Fifth Avenue. 341 00:18:16,170 --> 00:18:17,890 How about Lame Brian? 342 00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:22,190 Oh, wait a minute. Victoria, you should have kept it a secret. 343 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:36,740 mean things that I said to you earlier? 344 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:47,700 I was just really upset because Pablo liked you more than he liked me. 345 00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:51,700 And, I mean, you're so old. 346 00:18:55,420 --> 00:18:57,980 Brianna, you know those mean things that you were saying earlier? 347 00:18:58,860 --> 00:19:00,300 Yeah, well, that was another one of them. 348 00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:09,800 Yeah, whatever. I mean, so what? Big deal. Wasn't his type. It's his loss. 349 00:19:11,020 --> 00:19:13,540 Right? That's right, Brianna. Big deal. 350 00:19:14,340 --> 00:19:17,100 Now, honey, you told me you were going to be outside shooting hoops. Where did 351 00:19:17,100 --> 00:19:18,280 you go? It's almost nine. 352 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:21,220 Yeah, I went to the library. I was studying with a friend. 353 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:23,040 Justin. 354 00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:28,460 I know I should have called, but he walked me home, so it's okay. 355 00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:30,300 Is he here? 356 00:19:30,340 --> 00:19:32,220 Yeah, he's outside. I want you to meet him. 357 00:19:32,580 --> 00:19:33,900 Wait, wait, wait. Are you sure? 358 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,560 Yeah. What are the chances he'll like old women, too? 359 00:19:37,780 --> 00:19:40,840 Oh, was that one of those memes? Yes. 360 00:19:41,060 --> 00:19:42,420 Yes. I'm sorry. 361 00:19:43,540 --> 00:19:46,160 Okay. Why don't we go outside and meet your friend? 362 00:19:46,380 --> 00:19:47,380 Okay. All right? 363 00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:55,360 Too bad things didn't work out with you and Cordelia. 364 00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:57,280 Oh, that ship has sailed. 365 00:19:58,220 --> 00:20:02,280 Now, Miss Edna, you don't think that his nephew was just a little too young for 366 00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:03,280 you? 367 00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:04,760 Me? Okay. 368 00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:07,080 All right. All right. 369 00:20:07,580 --> 00:20:11,980 But you do know what they call an older woman that sees a younger man, right? 370 00:20:12,380 --> 00:20:13,380 Know what? 371 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,360 A cougar. 372 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,740 A cougar? A cougar, baby. 373 00:20:18,980 --> 00:20:19,980 Oh, a cougar. 374 00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:23,720 I'm a cougar and a cheetah. 375 00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:25,880 Okay, watch that. 376 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:27,160 Watch yourself. 377 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,520 Do something else. 378 00:20:36,979 --> 00:20:37,979 Hey! 379 00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:40,240 Is that the end? 380 00:20:42,780 --> 00:20:48,200 My great -great -great -great -grandson, Cordelia, told me that you would date 381 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:49,200 old men. 26436

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