All language subtitles for Meet the Browns s02e03 The Class

Okay, place your orders now. I'm about
to go to the crab place.

Oh. What you got? What you got?

Uh, I want the salmon croquette. Okay,
salmon croquette. One order of salmon

croquette is $10.

Well, that sounds good. I think I'll
have the same, mister. Okay, of course.

were having the same thing. That'll be
$14 .95.

Well, I think I'll have the crab legs.

Crabs? Yeah.

You sure?

Oh, yeah.

It's going to be hard for you to buy
shoes with all them legs.

You had the shoes, you're going to be
what?

Oh, my God.

Mr. Brown, I don't see you writing
anything down. Are you going to make me

remember all this?

Carver, you know your daddy got a
laparoscopic memory.

Oh, Mr. Brown, can I have an order of
those hush puppies?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaking of hush, what you need, Edna?

I want hot wings.

You know the crab place don't have hot
wings. All they have is seafood.

I have a tape for hot wings.

Well, if you get hot wings today,
they're going to have to fly over here

themselves.

Fine.

I'll get it myself.

Well, good. You're the only one who want
them.

Wait a minute. Come think of them. Let
me see. Let me see that menu. I think I

may change my mind.

Hot wings. I think I want a number
three.

Oh, with hot wings. Oh, large wings.

Curry, you want a number three and a
number two?

You want a number five?

No, Mr. Brown.

I want a number three with hot wings and
a pep on the side. Well, they have

curly fries.

Count me in. Count me in. Number three.
Number three. Yeah.

Now, because of you, I got to go to two
places, Edna. No, no, no, Mr. Brown.

Maybe not. Look, I'll take the number
four with a lemonade.

Sasha, don't fall for peer pressure. Be
an individual. Do your thing.

Mr. Brown, I am an individual.

And I said I want some hot wings, okay?

Well, good. Don't get your last night.
Wait a minute now. You sure you're going

to remember everything?

3, 2, 1.

Raekwon, you are the father. I knew it.
I knew it. I knew it. He got a big head

just like that.

Now the whole world knows she's
promiscuous.

Seven baby daddies. And she only has
four kids.

I don't see how y 'all can watch that
mess and why these kids get on that show

is beyond me. Oh, my Lord.

His head does look like his baby daddy.

We interrupt this program to bring you a
breaking story.

Police and paramedics are on the scene
of a shooting at the corner of Peachtree

and Peabody. Oh, that's where Mr. Brown
went to get our food. Oh, don't worry,

Cora. He'd have been the first to run
out the door.

The victim was reportedly shot while
running out the door.

Oh, I hope Mr. Brown is okay.

I hope my curly fries are okay.

Paramedics are still trying to catch up
to the shooting victim.

Look, that's our neighborhood.

Hey, that's our neighbor's house.

Good Lord.

What? They really need to cut their
grass.

I'd have pissed him.

Shot me on!

Nephew!

Oh, Cobran, that's just a graze.

That's a serious wound. I'm the one
shot.

It don't hurt you because you're not
shot.

It's not that serious. It's like the
poison out of a nephew.

All right, get the needle ready. 10 cc.
Am I turning ashy?

Wait, what the devil y 'all need a
needle for? Well, I got to numb your

you won't feel the stitches.

Can you numb it before you numb it?

You got it? Yeah.

Wait, wait, wait!

cotton swab.

I'm going into a coma.

That was

the needle.

Your daddy's gone.

You're losing me.

I'm gone.

I'm back. Wait a minute.

You're okay, everybody.

Uncle Brown's going to be okay. Miss
Edna, are you okay?

No. If it wasn't for me, he wouldn't
have gone down there. No, it's not your

fault, Miss Edna.

Yes, it is. No, no, no.

I'm the one went down there to get that
stuff because you wanted me to get that.

You want an extra sauce, I got shot in
the butt. Because of you, it's all on

your head. My respiration.

I've been to myself.

Here, Edna. Empty that.

Here.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Edna, what about dinner?

The chicken's in the oven.

Brown. Chicken again?

Can you feed me through a tube?

That man is driving me crazy.

Why are you running around for that
idiot?

I'm not running around for him.

I have a date.

I'm trying to get there before the
little blue pill wears off.

You'll spoil your dinner.

Isn't your date going to feed you? I'm
not going there for food.

Do you think you're a little too old to
be gallivanting around like this? Who do

you think you are, Pam Grill?

Sounds like someone's a little jealous.

Haven't been out for active duty in a
while, huh?

My love life is none of your business.

Your love life is out of business.

be the one man in America who hasn't.

Where you been?

I could have died right here.

Look, you could have helped yourself.

Will said you can get up anytime you're
ready.

Oh, what does Will know? Is he a doctor?

I'm just not emotionally ready to take
that first step yet.

You know, my wound is super.

Superficial, Brown.

What? Superficial.

That's worse than I thought it was.

What is going on down here? What is it?
Abby just told me my wound is

superstitious, Cora. I said superficial.

Mr. Brown, that means it's just
equivalent to a little boo -boo. But,

can never be too careful. Because my
cousin Charlie went to the hospital.

They took a scan on him and said, your
wound is super, super fishy.

And they sent him home, and he was dead
before he made it to the house. Mr.

Brown, he got hit by a bus.

That's my point.

Super fishy wounds can cause bus
accidents.

Brown, I'm trying to get some sleep.

You know what they call men like you in
the Marines?

What? Missing.

He making my pressure go up.

Let him rest, please. Let him rest.
Edna, Edna, it looks like you're the one

that needs some rest.

Yes, you look tired, Mr. Edna. You look
bad.

Edna, you look bad.

Mr. Brown!

I can't rest because I got shot going to
the wing store.

Can you swing?

All right, I won't rest.

Don't rest in. You look bad.

Get my crossword puzzle.

Don't listen to him. Don't listen to
him.

Harry, get me my puzzle.

I like to do puzzles. Here you go.

Thank you, Edna. But that's not the one.
Give me the one with the big letters.

Mr. Brown.

The Bible says, asking it shall be given
unto you.

Large print.

She gave it unto me.

No, no, the Bible large print. I need
Bible stories.

I got the one with the Bible printed.

Thank you, Edna. You're so sweet.

May the Lord bless you.

Miss Edna, are you okay?

Are you okay?

Miss Edna?

Hi. Are you sure?

Sit down, sit down.

Miss Edna! Miss Edna!

Just take it easy, Edna.

Why are you two handling me like I'm
French? Well, it's just a precaution.

You've got to take care of yourself.

So what do the doctors say?

Oh, it's nothing, Ed Coram.

This poor woman almost had a heart
attack. That's what happened. Yeah, she

have had a heart attack, but she has a
heart arrhythmia.

Really? What is that?

Well, a heart arrhythmia is an irregular
heartbeat.

She's fine, but she knows she needs to
make some changes in her lifestyle.

My lifestyle's fine.

Yeah, Miss Anna, but your heart isn't.

Wait a minute.

Where's Brown?

Oh, Brown, he's gone.

Gone?

Yeah. Oh, when?

It was sudden.

Well... He was laying there for one
minute, and then the next minute he took

deep breath, and then he got up and went
to the kitchen.

So he's back to normal.

I wouldn't say normal.

Oh, Edna, Edna.

I'm good to see you, all right?

No, she's not all right. Because you ran
this poor woman yesterday so much, she

almost had a myocardial infarction.

I hope she said excuse me.

That's a heart attack, you idiot.

Oh, I'm sorry, Edna. Oh, it's fine, it's
fine, Ralph.

What are you doing in that wheelchair
like that?

Well, you know I got a cat bust in my...
As I was trying to explain to you, Miss

Edna, you need to change your lifestyle.
You're not 17 anymore.

When I was 17, I was a lot worse.

But you know, the number one cause of
heart attack in black women is

Oh, that's you, Edna.

What is that fool talking about?

Edna, Edna, you are ignorant.

You be lying down, Brown.

I woke up this morning and I looked
myself in the mirror and I said, Seth?

My self said, hmm? I said, I gotta take
care of Edna.

Because part of this is my fault.

I just feel responsible, so I'm going to
be right here by your side until you

get better.

Oh, joy.

I'm going to be right here under your
nose, just like your mustache.

It's a brand.

I'm trying to help you help yourself.

Get out of my way.

No, no.

Where are you going anyway?

If you must know, I'm going to the
library.

You a liar. You know you're not going to
no library.

Get out of my way before I'm late.

Well, that's why I won't get out your
way, so you won't be the late Edna

Have it your way.

I'm going to my room, and I'm going to
read a book.

Well, you go on and read a book.

ain't one of them nasty books you got
hid under your bed.

Fine.

Ah!

How'd you do that?

The wheels are faster than I.

Well, how can I give you $20?

Yeah, okay, give me $20. Good.

I knew we could work something out.

Did you lactate on this?

Thank you. You're welcome.

Now, don't wait up.

I'm not going to have to. Why not?
Because you're not going nowhere. Brown,

gave you 20 bucks.

Well, that's a small price to pay for me
saving your life.

You are impossible.

And don't you forget that.

I'm going to keep you alive if it kills
you.

Or kill me.

Or kill both of us.

What's that?

The instructions.

You don't mean no instructions?

I'm a brown, baby. We know how to do
this thing. Barbecuing is our thing.

Plus, I already figured it out just by
looking at the pictures.

But you know what?

I don't know what these people are
doing. They got all these spare parts in

here. Baby, this thing does not say
anything about spare parts.

Ah, look at you two.

How was that walk?

Well, it was slow and easy.

Yeah, until the Johnson's dog got after
us, the pit bull.

Then it turned into a wind sprint.

Cora went straight flojo.

Flojo? Yeah.

Why didn't y 'all take Miss Edna with
you? She didn't want to go. Oh, that

stubborn old woman.

You know, she's not going to be
satisfied until she's six feet under.

really chaps my high.

Oh, Colonel, she says she'll go when
she's ready.

Well, I'm going in. It's hot out here,
and I don't want my perm to sweat out.

Everyone thinks they have so much time.

You know how many people drop dead
before they start working out?

Way more than there should be.

But you know what?

That's why we're going to start eating a
little healthier around here.

Who's going to be doing the cooking?

You. I mean, you know, we're going to be
eating healthy, but you and Cora are

going to be doing the cooking. Mm -hmm,
that's what I thought.

Babe, you mind if I talk to Colonel
alone for a little while?

Oh, yeah, sure.

Okay, I'll go check on Miss Edna. Okay.

So, uh, how you doing, Colonel? You
feeling okay? Oh, I'm fit as a fiddle.

There's more than I can say about Edna.

Yeah, this Edna thing really seems to be
affecting you.

Well, I lost so many friends in the
Marines, and so many of us check out

we don't take care of ourselves.

Is that what this is about, or is it a
little bit more personal?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Yeah, I think you do.

I'm talking about Ms. Edna.

Crazy old woman carrying on like that.

She won't listen to her body, won't
listen to her doctor.

It's like she's her own worst enemy.

Maybe she'll listen if it came from a
friend who cares about her more than she

knows. It's hard -headed.

I agree.

Well, Colonel, like you mentioned, a lot
of people go through life...

Thinking tomorrow is promised.

It might not be.

So, what are you waiting for?

Drop

it

right there.

Get away from the real.

Would you leave me alone, Brown?

Edna, a woman in your condition should
only be eating fruit and vegetables.

you leave me alone?

Edna, if you eat them ribs, you'll be
dead by morning. I'm telling you. You

ribs? Well, I eat ribs in modulation.

I'm telling you, I work out three days a
week.

This body right here ain't no accident I
have you today.

I work out and I work in. Look at that.

Wham! Look at that. See how that thing
happened? Like, wham!

Look at that, Edna. You ain't ready for
this.

You mind if I talk to Edna alone?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Make sure she keep her hands where you
can see them.

Colonel, can you get me a ride out?

Oh, sure.

You here to lecture me, too?

No, I'm not here to lecture you. You're
a grown woman. You can do as you see

fit. Well, finally someone who sees
things my way.

But can you be that selfish?

What are you talking about? There are a
lot of people here that really care

about you.

You're just trying to make an old woman
happy. What old woman?

Edna, when I look at you, I see a smart
and funny and vibrant woman.

You forgot.

Sexy. No, no, no, no. I didn't forget
it.

But you need to take better care of
yourself.

Since when have you become the poster
boy for heart health?

Since I suffered my third heart attack
three years ago.

Oh.

I mean, what's the difference?

Time gets everybody, right?

It does.

But I'm giving it a run for its money.

And I'd like for you to be around.

You better be careful, Colonel.

You're beginning to sound like someone
who actually cares about me.

Well, I said I'm making my point clear.

Carry on.

Come on, nephew! All right, you ready?
Yeah. All right, toughen up.

All right.

All right.

Nephew, be careful because I had some
chili. All right.

All right.

Easy. Be still.

Oh, Cobra.

He about to do some surgery. Come here.

Cobra, are you eating ribs?

Mm -mm.

You a liar. Give me a bite of them ribs.

Give me something to bite down on so I
can be ready.

Here you go.

Okay. Are you ready, nephew?

All right. I'm ready.

Wait. Hold on.

I'm letting that pass. There we go.

You ready?

All right. You ready?

Okay. Wait, wait. On count. Count. All
right. Backwards from three. Okay.

All right.

Three, two.