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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,030 --> 00:00:07,030 Five little words for love. 2 00:00:07,530 --> 00:00:09,790 Oh, let me see. I got one. Okay. 3 00:00:11,550 --> 00:00:14,910 F -R -E -A -K. 4 00:00:15,570 --> 00:00:16,570 Perfect. 5 00:00:17,650 --> 00:00:20,550 Woman, you can make a nursery rhyme sound nasty. 6 00:00:21,630 --> 00:00:22,630 It's my gift. 7 00:00:23,630 --> 00:00:24,650 I know who would know. 8 00:00:24,870 --> 00:00:27,990 Sasha, where is Will? Oh, he went to the airport to pick up his friend. 9 00:00:28,290 --> 00:00:30,590 Oh, really? To the airport to bring him here? 10 00:00:30,970 --> 00:00:35,010 I'm sick of y 'all just dropping people off over here now. Where they flying in 11 00:00:35,010 --> 00:00:36,010 from? Shanghai. 12 00:00:36,650 --> 00:00:38,050 Shanghai? What? 13 00:00:38,570 --> 00:00:40,030 Oh, I like Alabama. 14 00:00:40,930 --> 00:00:42,810 They got good soul food there. 15 00:00:43,090 --> 00:00:45,710 She's coming in town for a little sickle cell fundraiser. 16 00:00:45,990 --> 00:00:49,310 She? Don't you start that mess again, Miss Edna. 17 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:51,390 Yes, she. 18 00:00:51,630 --> 00:00:56,490 They're old friends. They were undergraduates. Oh, well, when I was in 19 00:00:56,550 --> 00:00:58,210 I had a lot of grads under me. 20 00:00:59,990 --> 00:01:05,030 Stop! being nasty. Stop being nasty. Stop being nasty. 21 00:01:05,430 --> 00:01:07,730 You need to put your nasty on strike. 22 00:01:09,190 --> 00:01:12,750 Lynn's traveled all over the world. She's a philanthropist. 23 00:01:13,270 --> 00:01:14,910 She's a philanthropist? 24 00:01:17,230 --> 00:01:18,450 Philanthropist, Mr. Brown. 25 00:01:18,730 --> 00:01:22,130 Is that the people that go to church on Saturday? 26 00:01:23,390 --> 00:01:25,750 It don't matter to me. Don't matter. 27 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:27,540 Just so she loved the Lord. 28 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:30,700 No, Mr. Brown. They give to worthy causes. 29 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:35,760 Well, let's just hope she doesn't think Will is a worthy cause. 30 00:01:36,340 --> 00:01:38,260 Miss Edna, it's not like that. 31 00:01:38,500 --> 00:01:40,660 Will said that she was like one of the boys. 32 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:43,000 Hey, everybody. 33 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:44,780 Hey, Will. Hey, Will. 34 00:01:46,220 --> 00:01:47,220 This is Lynn. 35 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:08,900 Uh, Lynn, they tell me you come from Shanghai. 36 00:02:09,620 --> 00:02:10,620 Shanghai. 37 00:02:12,980 --> 00:02:14,440 She's so bougie. 38 00:02:16,220 --> 00:02:18,760 Well, you still have the same great taste in women. 39 00:02:19,100 --> 00:02:24,040 So I see you are even more beautiful than Will described. Oh, thank you, 40 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:26,940 you're even more beautiful than Will described, too. 41 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:30,260 She just cleans up well, that's all. 42 00:02:32,020 --> 00:02:37,220 Don't downplay it. You know, You remind me of myself when I was your age about 43 00:02:37,220 --> 00:02:39,640 five or six years ago. You were lying. 44 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:45,840 Back in the day, the men used to crawl to me. All of them, whether they were 45 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:47,280 married or single. 46 00:02:47,820 --> 00:02:51,140 Well, thank you. I owe my gray jeans to my mother. 47 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:54,160 Girl, you're too old for your mama to be buying your jeans. 48 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:58,420 Actually, it's like looking in the mirror. 49 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:00,660 Looking in the mirror. 50 00:03:01,100 --> 00:03:03,640 Well, Edna, maybe you need to clean your mirror. 51 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:04,950 Clean your mirror. 52 00:03:05,890 --> 00:03:08,630 Some men like seasoned women. 53 00:03:09,190 --> 00:03:12,230 Well, maybe you might have a little too much season. 54 00:03:12,610 --> 00:03:14,570 Or maybe you might be out of season. 55 00:03:14,890 --> 00:03:17,870 To everything, there is a season. 56 00:03:18,270 --> 00:03:20,030 And you're out of season. Goodbye. 57 00:03:21,010 --> 00:03:22,690 I don't have to listen to this. 58 00:03:23,030 --> 00:03:25,650 I'm going to go up in my room and appreciate myself. 59 00:03:26,530 --> 00:03:28,810 Oh, Edna, you are so nasty. 60 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:30,250 Look, look. 61 00:03:30,450 --> 00:03:32,590 Stop being nasty. Stop. 62 00:03:37,769 --> 00:03:42,130 She reminds me of Charlotte from New Orleans. 63 00:03:44,130 --> 00:03:49,870 Did Will Licious ever tell you about the time he went to Mardi Gras? 64 00:03:50,650 --> 00:03:53,450 No, Will Licious didn't. 65 00:03:53,970 --> 00:03:56,210 Wow, Will Licious. Will Licious. 66 00:03:56,790 --> 00:03:59,350 You took me back on that. That was a long time ago. 67 00:03:59,630 --> 00:04:01,890 Will Licious. Okay, okay. So I spilled. 68 00:04:03,980 --> 00:04:09,760 halter that's right that's right men threw a lot of beads at me that day yeah 69 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:16,660 they was throwing stuff at us why are they throwing beads at us because you 70 00:04:16,660 --> 00:04:20,040 don't know no oh see see when you have 71 00:04:44,810 --> 00:04:48,090 Don't even try it now. Will used to be wild, too. 72 00:04:49,150 --> 00:04:51,430 You remember the kissing marathon? 73 00:04:53,690 --> 00:04:54,690 Girl, 74 00:04:56,130 --> 00:04:59,270 your man has some serious skills. 75 00:04:59,690 --> 00:05:03,370 Wow, wow, wow, the kissing marathon. 76 00:05:03,810 --> 00:05:06,770 That's great. So you two dated? 77 00:05:07,150 --> 00:05:10,130 No, we never called it dating. 78 00:05:13,770 --> 00:05:15,990 Lynn, exactly how long are you going to be in town? 79 00:05:16,710 --> 00:05:20,590 As long as Will needs me. As long as Will needs... Wow. 80 00:05:21,010 --> 00:05:24,650 Well, what I really need is for you to, you know, give me a nice little generous 81 00:05:24,650 --> 00:05:25,650 donation. 82 00:05:25,950 --> 00:05:26,950 Generous donation? 83 00:05:27,490 --> 00:05:30,230 Wow. How generous are we talking, Will? 84 00:05:31,270 --> 00:05:32,550 Whatever she wants to give. 85 00:05:32,770 --> 00:05:36,410 I don't think Sasha wants to talk about business. Oh, no, baby. 86 00:05:36,990 --> 00:05:38,870 Sasha wants to talk about some business. 87 00:05:39,250 --> 00:05:41,890 Well, I've got to get some rest before dinner tonight. 88 00:05:42,150 --> 00:05:43,670 Will, could you take me to my hotel? 89 00:05:44,530 --> 00:05:48,590 I've arranged for us to have a limo pick us up and take us to this very 90 00:05:48,590 --> 00:05:53,070 beautiful new Thai restaurant. It is going to be fabulous. So see you 91 00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:54,270 okay? 92 00:05:54,310 --> 00:05:55,310 All right. 93 00:05:55,650 --> 00:05:57,210 Be right back, babe. Hold up. 94 00:05:57,750 --> 00:06:00,350 Lynn, you got that, baby. Just turn the knob, okay? 95 00:06:01,010 --> 00:06:02,010 Turn the knob. 96 00:06:02,330 --> 00:06:03,149 Ha -ha! 97 00:06:03,150 --> 00:06:04,190 Woo! Willicious! 98 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:09,720 You two dated? 99 00:06:09,980 --> 00:06:13,920 Well, you know, I mean, not officially. We're just friends. 100 00:06:14,580 --> 00:06:17,020 Just friends or just friends with benefits? 101 00:06:17,980 --> 00:06:21,860 Baby, it was college. I mean, you know, we all had benefits. 102 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:24,420 Bill, you coming? 103 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:25,720 Sure, I'll be right there, Lynn. 104 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:29,880 You better not forget what's waiting for you at home. Come on now, how could I 105 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:31,840 forget what's waiting for me at home, huh? 106 00:06:32,580 --> 00:06:34,360 You ain't getting no benefits. 107 00:06:36,840 --> 00:06:37,840 Night one. 108 00:06:40,010 --> 00:06:41,170 Her cheapo. 109 00:06:41,710 --> 00:06:42,870 And her booty. 110 00:06:43,150 --> 00:06:49,990 And I want my magazine. I told y 'all, stay away from my fashion magazines. 111 00:06:49,990 --> 00:06:51,930 is high fashion. From Europe. 112 00:06:52,750 --> 00:06:56,390 And I don't know why you're obsessing with being young again. 113 00:06:56,830 --> 00:06:58,470 That's because she old now. 114 00:06:58,830 --> 00:06:59,830 Mr. Brown. 115 00:07:00,450 --> 00:07:02,190 Did you see that woman at will? 116 00:07:02,490 --> 00:07:05,150 Yes. I used to look like that. 117 00:07:05,570 --> 00:07:07,190 Really? You a liar. 118 00:07:08,070 --> 00:07:11,640 Weird. What year, what day, and what month? You are lying. 119 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:16,260 Maybe my face could use a little nip and tuck. 120 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:20,380 No, your face could use a little ski and mask. 121 00:07:21,860 --> 00:07:24,080 But cosmetic surgery is so extreme. 122 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:28,120 Oh, I think all my actress friends must have done it. They look so young on 123 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:31,240 television. Daisy, that's because those are reruns. 124 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:38,560 I don't know, a little light bulb would enable me to wear my shirt up to here. 125 00:07:41,180 --> 00:07:43,420 And my blouse is down to here. 126 00:07:44,980 --> 00:07:48,800 And if I had to look at that, my eyes would be shut down to here. 127 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:56,640 Hey, guys, check out my badonkadonk. 128 00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:58,040 Girl, 129 00:07:59,660 --> 00:08:03,780 that's a badonkadonk. What are you doing? What in the world are you 130 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:07,920 Well, I heard you ladies were trying to get a little bit of work done. 131 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:12,140 This is a body suit from the plastic surgeon. It helps you imagine what 132 00:08:12,140 --> 00:08:13,140 going to look like after treatment. 133 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:16,840 Hey, you guys want to try it? 134 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:21,120 I'm trying to get rid of some of mine. 135 00:08:22,340 --> 00:08:24,380 Well, that's what this is for. 136 00:08:25,260 --> 00:08:26,680 What is that? 137 00:08:26,900 --> 00:08:29,820 Ladies, let me introduce you to the Fat Masher 3000. 138 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:32,900 And how does that work? 139 00:08:33,159 --> 00:08:35,120 Well, you roll it back and forth. 140 00:08:35,559 --> 00:08:39,820 and it mashes your fat and gets rid of your cellulite. London, you don't have 141 00:08:39,820 --> 00:08:40,820 any fat. 142 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:45,580 Girl, if we put a dress on that rolling pin, it'll look like your twin sister. 143 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:47,640 Thank you. 144 00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:51,780 Hey, Edna, come sit down. Come on, it'll be fun. I'll demonstrate. 145 00:08:52,340 --> 00:08:57,760 The last time I did this, there were two salads and a bottle of tequila. 146 00:08:58,580 --> 00:09:02,400 Stop being nasty. Stop it. You know I'm just kidding. 147 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:04,760 You just roll it like that? 148 00:09:05,530 --> 00:09:09,150 That's it. Girl, if we rode that old car, we'd have to roll from here to 149 00:09:09,150 --> 00:09:10,950 Shanghai. You go to Shanghai. 150 00:09:11,370 --> 00:09:12,390 Stop cussing. 151 00:09:12,790 --> 00:09:16,370 Mr. Brown, London is just demonstrating how to get rid of cellulite. 152 00:09:16,710 --> 00:09:17,930 Oh, I can do that. 153 00:09:18,210 --> 00:09:19,210 That feels good. 154 00:09:19,430 --> 00:09:20,430 Edna, leave. 155 00:09:22,470 --> 00:09:25,410 It feels good, Mr. Brown. Why don't you try it? Here, here. 156 00:09:26,510 --> 00:09:27,810 Sit down next to me. 157 00:09:28,410 --> 00:09:32,170 Ever since you came here, you've been trying to get me to get next to you. 158 00:09:32,670 --> 00:09:36,430 You got lusting me for your heart. Stop lusting after my flush. 159 00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:41,110 He who lusted after the flush shall be flushed. 160 00:09:41,690 --> 00:09:42,690 Amen. 161 00:09:45,050 --> 00:09:46,050 Okay. 162 00:09:51,590 --> 00:09:52,690 So which one, babe? 163 00:09:53,390 --> 00:09:56,830 The hard leather or the soft leather? 164 00:09:58,510 --> 00:09:59,349 I don't know. 165 00:09:59,350 --> 00:10:00,890 Which ones would Lynn like? 166 00:10:02,130 --> 00:10:03,890 Oh, okay. 167 00:10:05,190 --> 00:10:08,270 Sounds like somebody's a little jealous. I'm not. 168 00:10:08,830 --> 00:10:13,230 You are, too. I am not. You are, too. Stop, Will. I'm not. Oh, look at you. 169 00:10:13,230 --> 00:10:14,209 is cute. 170 00:10:14,210 --> 00:10:16,150 I've never seen you behave like this before. 171 00:10:16,570 --> 00:10:20,030 But you know what? It's all right. I actually think it's kind of hot. 172 00:10:20,490 --> 00:10:23,410 And you look beautiful. It's a beautiful dress. 173 00:10:23,750 --> 00:10:25,090 I've got nothing to say. 174 00:10:28,330 --> 00:10:30,270 Oh, you know what? That must be Lynn. 175 00:10:31,750 --> 00:10:36,130 So is... Whoa, look at you. 176 00:10:37,750 --> 00:10:38,750 What's up? 177 00:10:39,190 --> 00:10:42,190 Lynn Legs, I tell you. You're looking mighty handsome yourself. 178 00:10:42,750 --> 00:10:46,090 Thank you very much. Look at that red tie, red dress we're matching. 179 00:10:46,430 --> 00:10:47,430 All right. 180 00:10:47,850 --> 00:10:49,930 It actually matches my dress. 181 00:10:51,170 --> 00:10:52,170 Hello, Sasha. 182 00:10:52,390 --> 00:10:53,390 Hello, Lynn. 183 00:10:53,590 --> 00:10:56,610 Thank you. I was in such a rush. 184 00:10:57,080 --> 00:11:00,460 Will, would you be a dear and hook my dress for me? Oh, yeah. Woo, I got it. 185 00:11:00,700 --> 00:11:03,040 I'm going to hook you, girl. I'm going to hook the hooker. 186 00:11:04,460 --> 00:11:09,040 You know what? I'm going to go upstairs and finish getting dressed, all right? 187 00:11:09,260 --> 00:11:10,540 Okay. You two be nice. 188 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:14,520 I'm just getting used to wearing clothes again. 189 00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:16,840 Excuse me? 190 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:20,580 I recently spent a month in a nudist colony in Peru. 191 00:11:20,940 --> 00:11:22,180 It was so... 192 00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:25,580 ring. We did everything. All natural. 193 00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:27,620 Everything? Cooking, 194 00:11:29,060 --> 00:11:32,320 sunbathing, lunch, dancing. 195 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:37,440 Lynn, you went line dancing in the nude? Yeah. Girl, that is disgusting. 196 00:11:38,900 --> 00:11:42,240 Disgusting. People in this country are so inhibited. 197 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:48,120 Lynn, honey, I don't appreciate the way you pushing up on my man. 198 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:50,180 Is that what you think? 199 00:11:50,420 --> 00:11:53,200 Yeah. Yes, that is what I think, and it's disrespectful. 200 00:11:53,680 --> 00:12:00,660 Oh, Sasha. I am so sorry. I would never do anything to disrespect you. 201 00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:02,540 I'm not interested in Will. 202 00:12:03,700 --> 00:12:05,640 I'm interested in you. 203 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:10,020 Woo! Will! Will, baby! 204 00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:14,320 You ready? Sasha, we're all adults here. Relax. 205 00:12:14,980 --> 00:12:16,060 Haven't you ever... No! 206 00:12:17,540 --> 00:12:19,020 Have you ever tried... Never. 207 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:22,040 What about doing... Uh -uh. 208 00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:24,380 Oh, come on. Live a little. 209 00:12:25,900 --> 00:12:30,040 Lynn, you were with Will. He's a... A man. 210 00:12:31,420 --> 00:12:32,420 I love men. 211 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:34,200 Women. 212 00:12:34,700 --> 00:12:38,600 Everybody. I just want to experience as much as I can. 213 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:41,820 Haven't you ever wanted to live life to the fullest? 214 00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:43,660 Lynn, my life is full. 215 00:12:43,900 --> 00:12:46,900 I've got a husband, a job, I'm adopting two kids. 216 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:49,040 I even joined a book club. 217 00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:50,280 Oh. 218 00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:51,890 Life on the edge. 219 00:12:53,090 --> 00:12:56,170 Haven't you ever wanted to take a walk on the wild side? 220 00:12:56,450 --> 00:12:59,550 No. No, Lynn. I like my side just fine. 221 00:12:59,870 --> 00:13:00,870 Will, you coming? 222 00:13:02,930 --> 00:13:04,890 Yeah, babe. What's up? I'm all ready now. 223 00:13:05,550 --> 00:13:07,690 What are you guys talking about? Talking about me? No. 224 00:13:08,170 --> 00:13:10,670 Girl talk? I think we were starting to bond. 225 00:13:10,930 --> 00:13:13,530 No. No, no bondage. No bonding. 226 00:13:13,870 --> 00:13:14,870 Yeah, 227 00:13:15,270 --> 00:13:18,810 yeah. That's good. That's good. I mean, you know my beautiful wife? 228 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:23,000 One of my best friends. I mean, you know, it's been my dream to get the two 229 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,000 you together. 230 00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:25,020 Mine too. 231 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:30,340 Will, oh my God, baby, I'm not feeling too good. 232 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:33,800 No, I think I need to stay home. 233 00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:38,320 Oh, well, you know what? We'll just bring you something back from the 234 00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:41,600 restaurant. No, because you have to take care of me. 235 00:13:43,140 --> 00:13:46,900 I was looking forward to a nice dinner. 236 00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:50,120 Linda. You know, girl, I am so sorry. 237 00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:51,440 You know what? 238 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:53,640 Here's a couple of bucks. 239 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:58,440 There is a waffle place up the street. Get it scattered, smothered, and 240 00:13:58,560 --> 00:13:59,560 okay? 241 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:02,220 Girl, get anything you want. Go crazy. 242 00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:05,560 We're going to see you tomorrow for that benefit. How about it? Okay? 243 00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:12,500 All right. We're ready for our treatment. 244 00:14:13,900 --> 00:14:16,780 Ladies, the injections aren't going to hurt a bit. Wait. 245 00:14:17,420 --> 00:14:19,640 Injection? I thought we were getting facials. 246 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:21,660 We're getting faces. 247 00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:23,040 New faces. 248 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:25,440 I like my face. You can count me out. 249 00:14:25,660 --> 00:14:26,660 Oh, please. 250 00:14:26,820 --> 00:14:28,540 Well, suit yourself. 251 00:14:29,260 --> 00:14:30,260 Ladies, are you ready? 252 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:31,460 Ready. Ready. 253 00:14:32,220 --> 00:14:34,160 Nurse Gentry, we're ready. 254 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:38,840 You guys, this is going to make you very, very happy. 255 00:15:04,830 --> 00:15:06,190 lifelike. Thank you. 256 00:15:09,550 --> 00:15:11,990 What the? What in the? What's wrong with? 257 00:15:12,550 --> 00:15:19,350 Y 'all look like hear no evil, speak no evil, and just plain 258 00:15:19,350 --> 00:15:20,350 no evil. 259 00:15:20,470 --> 00:15:22,130 What did y 'all do that for? 260 00:15:22,850 --> 00:15:26,230 So, how long after the treatment does the swelling go down? 261 00:15:26,690 --> 00:15:29,050 Well, the swelling is the treatment. 262 00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:57,840 because I'm beautiful. 263 00:15:58,380 --> 00:16:01,160 Girl, your lips look like a patent of a purse. 264 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:02,400 What in the world? 265 00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:03,560 Really? 266 00:16:03,980 --> 00:16:04,980 Super awesome. 267 00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:07,480 That wasn't a... Never mind. 268 00:16:07,940 --> 00:16:11,880 Uh, Dave, I thought you was gonna do something. I don't... Everything still 269 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:12,880 looks the same. 270 00:16:13,020 --> 00:16:16,160 I wouldn't want to inject something into my face. 271 00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:20,400 Oh! 272 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,140 What's the look of that? 273 00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:25,920 Girl, you got black girl lips. She got a black girl booty. 274 00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:33,300 It's a myth. 275 00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:36,920 What a night, huh? 276 00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:43,700 And to raise so much money for Chickletail the way we did. Is that 277 00:16:43,700 --> 00:16:45,040 what? And Lynn. 278 00:16:45,260 --> 00:16:49,360 Lynn, wasn't she amazing? The way she greeted the Zambians in their native 279 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:50,360 language? 280 00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:52,680 Well, honey, Zambians speak English. 281 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:55,080 Oh, sorry. 282 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:59,160 Impressive anyway. That woman can do anything. 283 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:00,800 Or anyone. 284 00:17:03,980 --> 00:17:05,440 So Lynn's not who you think she is. 285 00:17:06,220 --> 00:17:07,220 What do you mean? 286 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:09,660 I mean that she made a pass at me. 287 00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:11,079 Ha! What? 288 00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:12,560 Will, I'm serious. 289 00:17:14,599 --> 00:17:15,519 Oh, okay. 290 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:16,740 That doesn't make any sense. 291 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:20,380 Lynn wouldn't do that to you. She knows you're not into that type of thing. 292 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:22,800 Are you? 293 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:25,520 Will. All right, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 294 00:17:26,270 --> 00:17:27,670 Please? Will! I'm feeling okay. 295 00:17:27,930 --> 00:17:32,170 Okay, I'm just teasing. You know what? This jealousy thing has really got you 296 00:17:32,170 --> 00:17:36,150 overreacting. Will, I'm telling you the truth. When you went upstairs last 297 00:17:36,150 --> 00:17:37,850 night, she came on to me. 298 00:17:39,370 --> 00:17:40,470 You a liar. 299 00:17:42,370 --> 00:17:46,710 Lynn is just a free spirit. She's always been that way. You just don't get her. 300 00:17:46,890 --> 00:17:48,790 No, she wanted to get me. 301 00:17:49,090 --> 00:17:51,610 Are you serious? Yes, Will. What do you want? God. 302 00:17:52,870 --> 00:17:54,370 Wow, you really are serious. 303 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:56,100 Why didn't you say anything? 304 00:17:56,480 --> 00:18:01,180 Because I knew how much that event meant to you, and I didn't want to spoil it. 305 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,380 Hey, great night, huh? 306 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:11,740 Uh, Lynn, we need to talk. 307 00:18:12,660 --> 00:18:15,300 Oh, Sasha told you. 308 00:18:15,660 --> 00:18:18,840 Of course she told me. She's my wife. How could you do that? 309 00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:20,960 Oh, same old Will. 310 00:18:21,380 --> 00:18:22,339 Excuse me? 311 00:18:22,340 --> 00:18:25,550 You were just... Always too uptight to really let go. 312 00:18:26,650 --> 00:18:27,670 What do you mean, let go? 313 00:18:28,390 --> 00:18:31,390 I have a wonderful life, and so does Sasha. 314 00:18:32,170 --> 00:18:34,170 But your life could be so much better. 315 00:18:34,390 --> 00:18:36,010 Don't you want to spice things up? 316 00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:38,030 Lynn, we are spicy. 317 00:18:38,970 --> 00:18:39,970 Lynn, 318 00:18:41,090 --> 00:18:43,910 we're supposed to be friends. How could you do something like that to my wife? 319 00:18:44,030 --> 00:18:48,470 Oh, Will, I wasn't trying to steal her. I was just trying to have some fun, like 320 00:18:48,470 --> 00:18:49,810 you and I used to do back in college. 321 00:18:50,190 --> 00:18:51,870 Lynn, we're not in college. 322 00:18:52,510 --> 00:18:54,510 All right? I'm a grown man and I'm a married man. 323 00:18:54,930 --> 00:18:58,030 You don't seem to understand that not everyone shares your lifestyle. 324 00:18:58,530 --> 00:19:01,410 Look, this is how I live. I don't like rules. 325 00:19:02,030 --> 00:19:03,550 Well, some people do. 326 00:19:04,590 --> 00:19:05,970 Look, I just came to say goodbye. 327 00:19:06,790 --> 00:19:07,870 So I guess I'll be going. 328 00:19:10,290 --> 00:19:12,970 I really didn't mean to cause any trouble. 329 00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:15,750 Yes, you did. 330 00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:18,169 Okay, yeah. 331 00:19:18,170 --> 00:19:19,170 I get it. 332 00:19:27,020 --> 00:19:28,020 Goodbye, Lynn. 333 00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:29,360 No goodbye kiss? 334 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:31,720 No. Bye. 335 00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:37,540 Honey, do you wish I was more fun? 336 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:41,540 Oh, baby, if I wanted to have more fun, I wouldn't have married you. 337 00:19:43,060 --> 00:19:44,060 I'm teasing. 338 00:19:44,380 --> 00:19:47,000 And I can see why she's tripping. I mean, you're hot. 339 00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:49,540 But I'll call you first. 340 00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:04,540 I feel so much better. You look much better, too, Miss Anderson. 341 00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:08,360 You guys want something to drink? Yeah, I'll take a walk. Me, too. 342 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:12,440 That was a good walk. I miss my lips. 343 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:18,840 I don't ever want to see those cosmetic injections again. 344 00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:21,500 So what did you do with the stuff? 345 00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:23,140 I put it in the bathroom. 346 00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:24,720 Look what I did. 347 00:20:27,180 --> 00:20:30,500 I just stuck a little bit in there and it just swelled up. 348 00:20:33,260 --> 00:20:33,939 I don't know. 349 00:20:33,940 --> 00:20:35,400 You look horrible. 350 00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:38,120 This hurt. 25276

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