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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,890 --> 00:00:05,630 And when the crowd heard this, they were astonished. 2 00:00:06,590 --> 00:00:07,590 Hey, 3 00:00:11,390 --> 00:00:12,390 stop that running. 4 00:00:12,470 --> 00:00:13,630 What's the matter? 5 00:00:14,590 --> 00:00:18,310 You liked it when Jason called you sweet feet. 6 00:00:18,970 --> 00:00:21,430 Jason didn't put syrup in my shoe. 7 00:00:21,870 --> 00:00:24,210 Hey, y 'all don't get it. Quit all of that running. 8 00:00:32,619 --> 00:00:35,000 I'm not playing Mommy Dearest with you, so let it go. 9 00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:38,020 We have the finest tone in Beverly Hills. 10 00:00:38,260 --> 00:00:42,100 Hey! Would you two demons keep it down? I'm trying to read the word. 11 00:00:42,820 --> 00:00:47,180 It is so lively in here today. Cora, I can't concentrate. I'm trying to read 12 00:00:47,180 --> 00:00:48,139 these scriptures. 13 00:00:48,140 --> 00:00:48,999 The scripture. 14 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:50,000 I'm them scripture. 15 00:00:50,360 --> 00:00:51,360 Yes. 16 00:00:51,460 --> 00:00:56,080 What is all this noise? Cora, where is this coming from? 17 00:00:58,280 --> 00:01:01,620 What is all this noise across the street? That's the fraternity boys next 18 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:02,680 Mr. Brown. 19 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:05,920 Fraternity? What the... Is that like when you're trying to find out if you're 20 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:06,920 the baby mama? 21 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:08,040 No, Mr. 22 00:01:08,220 --> 00:01:11,820 Brown. It's not a fraternity. It's a fraternity. 23 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:15,820 It's a brotherhood. You know the boys, they go to school together, they eat 24 00:01:15,820 --> 00:01:18,580 together, and all that, and then they spank each other with paddles. 25 00:01:20,180 --> 00:01:22,040 Okay, they live together. Yeah. 26 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:26,480 And they spank each other with paddles. Yeah, fraternity, yes. 27 00:01:26,940 --> 00:01:29,860 Cora, that sound like some boys that wear them rainbow colors. 28 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:33,760 Come on! 29 00:01:35,500 --> 00:01:36,500 Um, 30 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:39,260 excuse me. Does this lady here belong to you? 31 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:41,720 Oh, 32 00:01:42,500 --> 00:01:43,500 boy. 33 00:01:43,940 --> 00:01:46,000 Well, I'll give you 40 bucks to take her back. 34 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:49,320 Thank you, son. Thank you so much. I'll see you tomorrow, baby. 35 00:01:53,380 --> 00:01:56,080 Edna, now, if you're thinking about hitting me with that paddle, I'm going 36 00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:56,859 hit you back. 37 00:01:56,860 --> 00:01:58,320 That's what I'm counting on, baby. 38 00:01:59,760 --> 00:02:00,960 A little whoop -ass. 39 00:02:02,660 --> 00:02:04,700 Get the ax, Tina. 40 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:07,260 If I had an ax, I'd chop your face off. 41 00:02:08,419 --> 00:02:14,460 What did I tell you about that? I'm calling their families to come pick them 42 00:02:14,500 --> 00:02:15,399 Cora's too much. 43 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:18,320 No, you can't do that, Mr. Brown. We can't. Cora, just think of something. 44 00:02:18,420 --> 00:02:19,420 Hurry, hurry. 45 00:02:20,580 --> 00:02:23,580 I think I got it. I think I got it. What? A family date. 46 00:02:23,820 --> 00:02:25,400 Cora, your mama can't come over here. 47 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:29,660 Madea is crazy. She smokes, she cusses, she drinks, and she lies. 48 00:02:30,100 --> 00:02:31,620 And did you check her throat? 49 00:02:32,300 --> 00:02:33,940 I think Madea is a dude. 50 00:02:34,980 --> 00:02:37,740 Why are you saying that about my mother? Check her throat. 51 00:02:38,060 --> 00:02:40,060 She might be a man. 52 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:41,360 Check her throat. 53 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:43,660 Girls got great big hands. 54 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:47,100 Check her throat, check her throat, check her throat. 55 00:02:47,340 --> 00:02:49,280 She might be a man. 56 00:02:50,460 --> 00:02:54,940 Okay, all right. If my mother is a man, and you're my daddy, 57 00:02:56,170 --> 00:02:57,170 What does that make you? 58 00:02:58,090 --> 00:02:59,170 Check his throat. 59 00:03:09,810 --> 00:03:11,870 Eight pounds, six ounces? 60 00:03:13,110 --> 00:03:14,610 Congratulations, girl! 61 00:03:16,550 --> 00:03:19,790 I know, I know. I can't believe you're a mommy either. 62 00:03:20,850 --> 00:03:24,650 Oh, honey, I know, I know. I'm coming to visit Tiff, I promise. 63 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:29,860 Send me the pictures to my phone. 64 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:31,239 All right? 65 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:33,340 Oh, you shut up, okay? 66 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:37,880 Yes. First down, baby. That's what I'm talking about. 67 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:39,260 Yeah, told you, Colonel. 68 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:42,520 You don't want to bet against me. I always pick winners. 69 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:44,440 You're going to lose your shirt on this one, Rambo. 70 00:03:44,820 --> 00:03:50,080 No, no, no. I'm keeping my clothes on, and I don't do that metrosexual stuff. 71 00:03:53,220 --> 00:03:54,660 Honey? Hey. 72 00:03:55,460 --> 00:03:56,540 Um, can we talk? 73 00:03:56,980 --> 00:03:57,980 Uh, yes. 74 00:03:58,190 --> 00:04:00,090 Sure, Angel, but not now, okay? 75 00:04:00,470 --> 00:04:05,530 Hey, have you ever realized that I'm the only one of my girlfriends who hasn't 76 00:04:05,530 --> 00:04:06,530 had a baby? 77 00:04:06,990 --> 00:04:10,110 Yeah, and you're the only one of your girlfriends that still looks good. 78 00:04:11,550 --> 00:04:13,130 Except for Carmen, the social worker. 79 00:04:13,810 --> 00:04:14,810 She's pretty hot. 80 00:04:15,350 --> 00:04:17,410 You know what would make you look a little bit better? 81 00:04:17,670 --> 00:04:19,730 If you just went to the kitchen and got us a beer. 82 00:04:22,430 --> 00:04:24,070 Oh, come on, man. 83 00:04:24,490 --> 00:04:25,510 Where you throwing the book? 84 00:04:25,770 --> 00:04:26,770 It was wide. 85 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:30,580 Funny. Are you ignoring me right now? 86 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:34,060 Huh? No, no, I'm not ignoring you. I'm just into the game. 87 00:04:34,500 --> 00:04:36,100 Why? What did you say? 88 00:04:37,300 --> 00:04:38,300 All right. 89 00:04:38,700 --> 00:04:41,640 These are pictures of Tiffany's new baby. 90 00:04:42,580 --> 00:04:43,580 Isn't she cute? 91 00:04:44,660 --> 00:04:46,200 Oh, yeah, he's adorable. 92 00:04:47,280 --> 00:04:48,660 Will, you didn't even look. 93 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:50,560 Yes! Yes! Baby! 94 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:53,160 Yes! 95 00:04:53,500 --> 00:04:54,880 That's right! Will! Will! 96 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:57,600 I want to have a baby. 97 00:04:58,060 --> 00:04:59,680 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 98 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:02,280 Flag on the plane. Way too much information. 99 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:06,100 Yeah, I want the Bulldogs to score a touchdown, but I'm not making an 100 00:05:06,100 --> 00:05:07,100 announcement. 101 00:05:07,620 --> 00:05:08,519 Okay, look. 102 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:10,820 Are you listening to me? I'm serious. 103 00:05:11,980 --> 00:05:12,959 Okay, look. 104 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:15,400 Baby, just relax, okay? 105 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:19,320 Now, Tasha, every time one of your girlfriends has a baby, you get like 106 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:20,880 Ah! 107 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:22,660 Interception. Oh, no! 108 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:26,840 Honey, honey, look, just think. 109 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:30,820 Just think if you had your own little son right there playing football. 110 00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:32,160 Wouldn't that be cute? 111 00:05:32,260 --> 00:05:34,120 Wait, what if it's a girl? 112 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:36,720 I don't know, a girl can play football too. 113 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:39,620 If they're wearing dresses, I'll watch. 114 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:43,360 Wait, no, no, no! 115 00:05:45,060 --> 00:05:46,320 Listen, listen, listen. 116 00:05:46,940 --> 00:05:51,520 Honey, look, I just want to have our kids while I'm still young. 117 00:05:52,260 --> 00:05:53,260 That's not young. 118 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:56,420 My wife had six kids by the time she was 16. 119 00:05:57,580 --> 00:05:58,580 Oh, yeah? 120 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:02,340 Well, my sister had her first grandchild by the time she was 14. 121 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:13,400 Look, sweetheart, we'll have kids someday, okay? Just not now. 122 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,040 Okay. 123 00:06:15,840 --> 00:06:16,880 Tell me why not. 124 00:06:24,170 --> 00:06:28,770 If one of the neighbors say they got the windows bust out their house, it wasn't 125 00:06:28,770 --> 00:06:29,770 us. Okay, guys? 126 00:06:32,190 --> 00:06:37,410 See, that's two reasons right there. Yep, and the name should be birth and 127 00:06:37,410 --> 00:06:38,410 control. 128 00:06:39,970 --> 00:06:41,150 Come on, come on, come on, come on! 129 00:06:42,470 --> 00:06:43,510 Aw, man! 130 00:06:43,890 --> 00:06:44,970 We lost the game. 131 00:06:46,070 --> 00:06:48,570 Socks, anybody up for a beer? I'll take a beer. 132 00:06:50,830 --> 00:06:53,510 We'll take it from an old horse lover. 133 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:56,300 That filly is ready to be bred. 134 00:06:59,060 --> 00:07:00,920 All right, don't worry about who needs to be bred. 135 00:07:01,700 --> 00:07:02,980 We're going to turn you into glue. 136 00:07:10,100 --> 00:07:12,500 So, Carmen, did you have any luck? 137 00:07:12,780 --> 00:07:14,540 I couldn't find family on anyone. 138 00:07:14,860 --> 00:07:17,820 Well, Brianna and Joaquin's mother is the only one I've been able to reach, 139 00:07:17,820 --> 00:07:18,840 she won't be coming. 140 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:19,819 Oh, why? 141 00:07:19,820 --> 00:07:21,460 Why? Oh, she's in jail. 142 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:23,680 Well... Okay, my mother's in jail, too. 143 00:07:24,020 --> 00:07:27,660 But anyway, what about London's family? No, they won't talk to her ever since 144 00:07:27,660 --> 00:07:29,500 you were that fur coat to the animal rights rally. 145 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:30,820 What did she do there? 146 00:07:31,380 --> 00:07:32,540 She said she was cold. 147 00:07:32,820 --> 00:07:33,820 She was cold? 148 00:07:34,500 --> 00:07:35,499 Hey, guys. 149 00:07:35,500 --> 00:07:38,060 Oh, hey, hey, hey, so how you doing? Hi, Carmen. 150 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:41,880 That's quite a pretty dress you've gone on. 151 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:44,320 Reminds me of my mother. 152 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:47,620 And you need to work on your flirting. 153 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:52,120 Okay. I'm going to call some more people, and then I'm going to call you 154 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:54,220 Okay. Thank you so much, Cormac, for helping me, all right? 155 00:07:55,680 --> 00:07:56,680 Cora. 156 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:00,560 What are you doing with that sheet? 157 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:02,200 Cora, this part I surprised. 158 00:08:02,460 --> 00:08:04,560 I'm hiding it so nobody won't know the surprise. 159 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:08,000 I'm hiding it. I like surprises. 160 00:08:08,740 --> 00:08:09,740 You like surprises? 161 00:08:10,100 --> 00:08:11,100 Uh -huh. 162 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:13,100 You surprised? 163 00:08:13,780 --> 00:08:16,900 Are you crazy? Cora, this is kind of secret. This is secret. 164 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:19,440 Okay, I got it hidden in here. Oh, okay. 165 00:08:19,660 --> 00:08:21,320 Yeah, yeah. What's the secret, Mr. Brown? 166 00:08:22,940 --> 00:08:24,360 I don't tell people secrets. 167 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:28,280 If you tell me something... It's a secret. I keep it to myself. I don't 168 00:08:28,280 --> 00:08:31,840 secrets. That's good. He's good with that. Yeah, because Cora's secret. Cora 169 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:35,020 a secret. If you make her laugh too hard, she will pee on herself. But I 170 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:36,860 I'm not telling nobody on Cora. Huh? 171 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:41,059 Yes, that girl wet herself clean from the top to the bottom. Mr. Brown, what? 172 00:08:41,700 --> 00:08:44,000 No, sometimes it's going to spike the room. 173 00:08:44,260 --> 00:08:45,500 Cora, be careful. Be careful. 174 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:46,720 Be careful. 175 00:08:48,869 --> 00:08:50,550 She don't pee with sheep, my baby. 176 00:08:50,770 --> 00:08:51,770 No. 177 00:08:54,790 --> 00:08:55,649 Hello, baby. 178 00:08:55,650 --> 00:08:56,489 Who are you? 179 00:08:56,490 --> 00:08:58,170 Put your hands on me, sucker. 180 00:09:00,390 --> 00:09:02,130 All right, you mad? What's wrong? 181 00:09:02,630 --> 00:09:03,950 Yes, I am mad, Will. 182 00:09:04,290 --> 00:09:08,290 We need to have this talk about having a family. Come on, baby, not again. 183 00:09:08,670 --> 00:09:09,670 Yes, again. 184 00:09:10,030 --> 00:09:12,550 Okay, we'll have kids when we're ready. 185 00:09:13,110 --> 00:09:14,230 Oh, well, guess what? 186 00:09:14,790 --> 00:09:18,110 I'm the W in we, and I say that we're ready right now. 187 00:09:20,190 --> 00:09:25,510 Well, I'm the E in we, and yeah, I'm not. 188 00:09:28,450 --> 00:09:34,070 I mean, look, we haven't even been married that long. Why can't we just, 189 00:09:34,070 --> 00:09:36,490 know, enjoy being newlyweds for a little while longer? 190 00:09:37,890 --> 00:09:40,630 I mean, you weren't complaining this morning. 191 00:09:42,860 --> 00:09:45,240 but I think you were the one sucking your thumb. 192 00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:51,400 All right, look. 193 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:53,360 Sweetheart, we discussed this. 194 00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:55,880 We have plenty of time for kids. 195 00:09:56,660 --> 00:09:57,980 No, you see, you're mistaken. 196 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:02,520 You see, a discussion is when we both get a chance to express our opinions. 197 00:10:03,380 --> 00:10:04,480 Uh, no. 198 00:10:04,740 --> 00:10:05,740 That's a debate. 199 00:10:08,980 --> 00:10:10,200 Look, Mrs. Brown. 200 00:10:10,620 --> 00:10:11,640 Mr. Brown, 201 00:10:12,490 --> 00:10:13,490 That's disgusting. 202 00:10:13,670 --> 00:10:18,110 Okay? Since I'm going to be the father of this child, since I'm going to be the 203 00:10:18,110 --> 00:10:22,190 one responsible for providing for it and this family, I've decided we're not 204 00:10:22,190 --> 00:10:23,750 ready to start a family. 205 00:10:24,890 --> 00:10:31,590 Well, just know that I am the woman, and I would have to 206 00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:32,710 carry the child. 207 00:10:32,990 --> 00:10:37,890 So I guess that means that I have to go and find another father. 208 00:10:39,150 --> 00:10:40,150 Have fun. 209 00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:48,180 She played. 210 00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:55,700 Are you sure this isn't a firing squad? 211 00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:02,060 Blindfolds remind me of my first home video. 212 00:11:02,880 --> 00:11:05,160 Okay, this is going to have y 'all loving me. 213 00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:08,060 Y 'all going to be like, ooh, I love me some brown. 214 00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:13,220 Would you hurry up? This blindfold is making me itch. Yeah, and I can't wait 215 00:11:13,220 --> 00:11:14,700 pin the tail on the donkey. 216 00:11:17,550 --> 00:11:20,190 I don't think this is a good idea right now. We couldn't find any of their 217 00:11:20,190 --> 00:11:23,290 family. Oh, don't worry about it. I made a few calls with them. Okay. 218 00:11:24,930 --> 00:11:27,970 I want everybody to take their blindfolds off on the count of three. 219 00:11:28,250 --> 00:11:29,250 Okay. One. 220 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:48,040 idea was this. How am I? 221 00:11:48,260 --> 00:11:54,020 I don't have a family. 222 00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:59,460 Brown, you moron! Is this what we waited all day for? 223 00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:01,780 Colonel, you gotta stop all this spitting. Give me a towel. 224 00:12:03,660 --> 00:12:06,840 This is a joke, right? 225 00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:08,580 No, family day. 226 00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:10,280 This isn't funny. 227 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:12,600 You know our mom can't come. 228 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:14,420 In 15 years? 229 00:12:21,680 --> 00:12:28,580 family's not here either no not even the police are here and they always come 230 00:12:28,580 --> 00:12:35,520 i'm gonna go check on the kids i'm gonna go check on ladies okay 231 00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:40,780 hey i'll go check on carmen yeah i don't know why they so mad i got a clown 232 00:12:40,780 --> 00:12:45,620 coming turn i'm glad you stayed while you're home i'm not here for you i want 233 00:12:45,620 --> 00:12:46,620 see the clown 234 00:13:07,690 --> 00:13:08,750 I told you this wasn't going to work. 235 00:13:08,950 --> 00:13:10,550 I just, I better leave. 236 00:13:10,750 --> 00:13:11,749 Bye, Pawpaw. 237 00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:14,990 No, no, no, no. Don't go nowhere. Come back here. Come back. 238 00:13:16,050 --> 00:13:18,130 Pawpaw, you can't let her go nowhere. 239 00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:20,710 Come on, Pawpaw. Look at y 'all. 240 00:13:21,590 --> 00:13:22,650 Call me that again. 241 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:27,930 He don't mean that. He just, he just a little mad. You know, he got good sense 242 00:13:27,930 --> 00:13:29,110 of humor. I'm glad you came. 243 00:13:29,530 --> 00:13:30,690 Look like y 'all close. 244 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:37,140 Listen, Dad, we have to get past this. You cannot stay angry at me forever. 245 00:13:37,740 --> 00:13:38,860 Oh, yes, he can. 246 00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:42,760 He's still mad at this dude he met in Vietnam named Charlie. 247 00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:48,140 Charlie this, Charlie that. Kill Charlie. Shoot Charlie. Who in the devil 248 00:13:48,140 --> 00:13:49,140 Charlie? 249 00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:50,940 I'm sick of Charlie myself. 250 00:13:53,460 --> 00:13:55,880 Wow, you look like you about to kill me. 251 00:13:57,060 --> 00:13:58,060 I'm going to go this way. 252 00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:00,100 Y 'all just hug. 253 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:03,800 Okay, I'm going to go. Okay, I'll be out. 254 00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:07,660 I don't appreciate you forcing me out of my own house. 255 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:13,260 Dad, I thought it was best to move you to a retirement home. You were so 256 00:14:13,260 --> 00:14:15,520 depressed after Mom passed away. 257 00:14:16,100 --> 00:14:20,220 I acted the way anyone would act when they lose a loved one, when they lose 258 00:14:20,220 --> 00:14:25,120 love of their life. Mom, Dad, you were so irrational. 259 00:14:26,140 --> 00:14:27,620 I mean, you held that little boy hostage. 260 00:14:28,460 --> 00:14:31,600 He was throwing things at my house. He was the paper boy. 261 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:34,320 Well, to show him. 262 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:39,160 And you were also becoming a recluse. I just thought you needed to be around 263 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:42,660 people your own age. Dammit, I don't want to be around people my own age. 264 00:14:43,180 --> 00:14:44,600 You should have just left me alone. 265 00:15:04,650 --> 00:15:05,650 What's up, big fella? 266 00:15:05,850 --> 00:15:07,010 Family date sucks. 267 00:15:09,490 --> 00:15:13,850 What you doing? 268 00:15:15,090 --> 00:15:20,410 Well, I found this old bike in my uncle's garage, and I figure it still 269 00:15:20,410 --> 00:15:21,410 little life in it. 270 00:15:22,270 --> 00:15:25,690 You're riding this bike? You look so silly. 271 00:15:26,930 --> 00:15:28,130 Yeah, you're probably right. 272 00:15:28,790 --> 00:15:33,430 But I figure you, on the other hand... 273 00:15:35,670 --> 00:15:38,910 Might look pretty fly cruising on this bad boy. What do you think? For real? 274 00:15:39,150 --> 00:15:41,050 Yeah. If you want it, it's yours. 275 00:15:41,950 --> 00:15:43,530 Wow. Thanks, Will. 276 00:15:44,450 --> 00:15:46,010 Anytime, man. Go ahead. Give it a spin. 277 00:15:46,590 --> 00:15:47,890 Okay. Whoa. 278 00:15:49,130 --> 00:15:50,130 Oh. 279 00:15:50,190 --> 00:15:51,510 Oh. Maybe I need to pick that. 280 00:15:53,010 --> 00:15:55,230 Okay. All right. Wait, wait, wait. No trees and cars. 281 00:15:57,130 --> 00:15:58,130 No. 282 00:15:58,830 --> 00:16:03,230 For a guy who doesn't want kids anytime soon, you sure like to play daddy. 283 00:16:04,150 --> 00:16:05,150 Come here. 284 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:11,380 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Will, I don't want to talk about it. 285 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:12,960 Baby, please, sit down. 286 00:16:16,980 --> 00:16:17,980 Look. 287 00:16:20,060 --> 00:16:21,060 I love you. 288 00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:22,640 With all my heart. 289 00:16:24,460 --> 00:16:27,180 I'm just not ready to start a family right now. 290 00:16:28,180 --> 00:16:29,180 Okay? 291 00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:33,780 We haven't been married that long, and I just... I just want us to... 292 00:16:34,380 --> 00:16:37,800 enjoy a little bit more time together, just the two of us. 293 00:16:39,020 --> 00:16:44,860 So if you give me, I don't know, maybe another year, then we can have all the 294 00:16:44,860 --> 00:16:45,860 babies you want. 295 00:16:46,580 --> 00:16:47,580 Is that okay? 296 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:49,400 Yeah. 297 00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:51,280 Yeah. 298 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,080 So... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey! 299 00:16:55,340 --> 00:16:56,420 What are you rushing off to? 300 00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:57,720 We're having a moment. 301 00:16:58,060 --> 00:16:59,039 No, no, no. 302 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:02,480 I'm going to get a calendar, I'm going to write it down, and we're going to get 303 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:03,480 a stopwatch. 304 00:17:04,109 --> 00:17:06,710 Baby, the countdown begins today. 305 00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:11,730 Damn. 306 00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:18,170 There you are. 307 00:17:20,310 --> 00:17:21,310 What do you want? 308 00:17:21,410 --> 00:17:26,829 Well, you stormed away before I could give you this. 309 00:17:34,190 --> 00:17:35,270 I gave this to your mother. 310 00:17:36,330 --> 00:17:37,330 I know. 311 00:17:38,430 --> 00:17:40,830 And she gave it to me when I went away to college. 312 00:17:42,630 --> 00:17:43,830 I want you to have it. 313 00:17:46,470 --> 00:17:51,210 That's a nice gesture, but I still don't think you understand. 314 00:17:51,490 --> 00:17:53,570 I do, yes. I do understand. 315 00:17:54,370 --> 00:17:58,270 I've lost my mother, and when you shut me out, I lost you. 316 00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:02,310 I need my father back. 317 00:18:10,630 --> 00:18:11,630 You got your papa. 318 00:18:13,170 --> 00:18:14,170 You got your papa. 319 00:18:21,210 --> 00:18:24,690 Okay, everybody, come on, come on out. Come on, cheer up, cheer up. Everybody, 320 00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:26,110 this is a good family day. 321 00:18:26,470 --> 00:18:27,490 Yes, come on out. 322 00:18:27,990 --> 00:18:31,510 All right, all right, how about we play charades? Anybody want to play charades? 323 00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:35,870 Come on, come on. This is probably going to surprise all of you, but I don't 324 00:18:35,870 --> 00:18:37,070 feel like... 325 00:18:37,740 --> 00:18:38,740 acting today. 326 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:40,080 But I'm scared. 327 00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:43,100 Okay, let me apologize. 328 00:18:43,340 --> 00:18:46,300 I'm sorry that the clown didn't work out. Sorry about that. 329 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,440 Who knew Jesus was scared of clowns? 330 00:18:49,740 --> 00:18:52,880 Hey, for the record, I didn't mean to hurt him. I just had a bad experience. 331 00:18:53,980 --> 00:18:56,660 Thanks a lot, Jesus. Now we have no entertainment. 332 00:18:57,560 --> 00:19:00,040 I just wanted to see him drive that little car. 333 00:19:02,740 --> 00:19:06,660 What the devil? All this noise and frat boys at it again. 334 00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:07,980 Hey! 335 00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:23,500 What the devil, Carver? 336 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:27,620 Carver! Carver! Here they come! 337 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:29,880 Carver, they trying to fraternize me. 338 00:19:32,020 --> 00:19:33,360 They look mad. 339 00:19:35,060 --> 00:19:36,460 What the devil? 340 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:38,440 Carver, they crazy. 341 00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:41,060 Mr. Brown, I'm not trying to hurt you. Well, what they doing? 342 00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:45,080 It's called the death march. When you finna kill somebody, I know it. 343 00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:47,620 Brothers, hold up. 344 00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:50,460 Mr. Brown, what you call us over here for? 345 00:19:57,420 --> 00:19:59,120 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 346 00:19:59,340 --> 00:20:01,300 I want to see a little accent. 347 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:03,840 Don't you stop. 348 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:07,040 I'm just talking about a little accent. 349 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:09,720 Yes, I think it's a good idea. 350 00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:11,480 For me to change it, yes. 351 00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:13,080 Okay, okay, we can do that. 352 00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:15,460 Fellas? I thought y 'all was new additions. 353 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:16,760 Get ready. 25228