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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,530 --> 00:00:09,010 I don't want to talk about it. But it couldn't have been that bad. 2 00:00:09,410 --> 00:00:10,630 It was really that bad. 3 00:00:10,910 --> 00:00:14,510 Oh my God, please don't do that. Please get out of that gross rug. We have never 4 00:00:14,510 --> 00:00:18,650 cleaned that. Like in a whole eternity, it has never been cleaned. It's so 5 00:00:18,650 --> 00:00:21,230 gross. I don't care. You're going to be covered in spiders. 6 00:00:21,850 --> 00:00:23,890 I don't care if there are any spiders in here. 7 00:00:25,070 --> 00:00:26,070 Well, you should. 8 00:00:27,030 --> 00:00:30,390 Because California is the home to the brown recluse, which is the most 9 00:00:30,390 --> 00:00:31,410 spider in the world. 10 00:00:32,090 --> 00:00:34,350 Really? A brown recluse -y. 11 00:00:34,860 --> 00:00:36,720 Bites you. You don't even feel it. 12 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:40,860 And then the venom sits in your skin and it tears it apart until your arm falls 13 00:00:40,860 --> 00:00:41,860 off weeks later. 14 00:00:42,900 --> 00:00:43,900 Holy shit. 15 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:45,800 Yeah. You get gangrene. 16 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:48,080 Or something like that. You get that. 17 00:00:49,620 --> 00:00:50,620 Oh my god. 18 00:00:50,700 --> 00:00:51,700 Yeah. 19 00:00:52,820 --> 00:00:55,200 Pappas doesn't want you to get gangrene either. 20 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:59,100 He wants you to come out and have some tea. 21 00:00:59,940 --> 00:01:02,660 Just have some tea. Why don't you just... 22 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:08,540 Just get yourself out of your little rug taco, your little spider bite cave. 23 00:01:08,980 --> 00:01:10,860 Come out and have some tea. 24 00:01:11,700 --> 00:01:12,740 Have some tea. 25 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:16,980 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I don't know if I'm more scared by the spiders right now 26 00:01:16,980 --> 00:01:18,800 or you're shoving that thing in my face with that voice. 27 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:20,040 Just get out. 28 00:01:20,660 --> 00:01:21,740 Okay, I'm scared of the spiders. 29 00:01:22,320 --> 00:01:25,420 Get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of here. I don't want to get 30 00:01:25,420 --> 00:01:28,560 gangrene. Shit, shit. Oh, my God. Get over here. 31 00:01:28,960 --> 00:01:30,980 Oh, shit. 32 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:32,760 Maybe I'm going to fight him. 33 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:34,240 Stick, stick, stick. 34 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:37,700 God. I didn't mean to throw you, Pepper. 35 00:01:38,580 --> 00:01:42,120 Pepper saved you. Pepper saved all of us. What is this anyway? Pepper. 36 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:46,800 I saw him on Hollywood Boulevard with all the table things and he caught my 37 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:50,980 I sometimes climb up in a tree, but climbing down is hard for me. 38 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:53,080 Cute. 39 00:01:54,460 --> 00:01:57,140 Oh, God. I just feel like such a dick. 40 00:01:57,700 --> 00:02:01,990 There are not... condoms big enough out there to fit over my dickness right now. 41 00:02:02,150 --> 00:02:03,150 So what happened? 42 00:02:03,490 --> 00:02:04,730 You said wanna fuck. 43 00:02:05,210 --> 00:02:09,650 I couldn't go through with it. I was in the middle of it. I was like wanna fuck 44 00:02:09,650 --> 00:02:13,450 and then it turned into like wanna fucking go out. I think we should go 45 00:02:13,450 --> 00:02:14,630 and get some great outdoors. 46 00:02:15,030 --> 00:02:17,270 Who says that? Like the moron that I am. 47 00:02:18,110 --> 00:02:20,290 Did you go out? 48 00:02:20,850 --> 00:02:26,490 Yes. Yes. Yes. We went out to some like weird park and we're sitting there and 49 00:02:26,490 --> 00:02:27,770 then in the middle of nowhere. 50 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:31,040 In the middle of nowhere, he takes a nap. 51 00:02:31,900 --> 00:02:33,620 What? Who does that? 52 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:37,860 I know, and then so he's sleeping on my shoulder for like 20 minutes. 53 00:02:38,420 --> 00:02:44,300 And then, out of nowhere, he wakes the fuck up and thinks people are stealing 54 00:02:44,300 --> 00:02:45,300 our laundry. 55 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:47,300 Oh my god. 56 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:50,420 And so he makes a run for it back to the laundry. 57 00:02:52,550 --> 00:02:56,370 Okay, I'm gonna stop you right there, because it honestly sounds like he's 58 00:02:56,410 --> 00:02:58,590 like, the victim of physical abuse or something. 59 00:02:58,850 --> 00:03:01,450 What? Like, I was reading this thing about people who've been through, like, 60 00:03:01,470 --> 00:03:05,710 hardcore, like, physical trauma in their life, that sometimes they get into this 61 00:03:05,710 --> 00:03:08,010 panic zone, and they fall asleep, and they wake up, and they don't know where 62 00:03:08,010 --> 00:03:10,070 they are, and they're all disoriented, and they start freaking out, and they do 63 00:03:10,070 --> 00:03:11,070 crazy stuff. 64 00:03:11,690 --> 00:03:13,490 So maybe he's just, like, a victim. 65 00:03:14,750 --> 00:03:15,750 Holy shit. 66 00:03:16,010 --> 00:03:17,070 That sounds heavy. 67 00:03:21,820 --> 00:03:23,040 Maybe he was just high. 68 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:25,600 Oh, yeah. 69 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:27,680 I never thought about that. 70 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:30,100 He could have just been high. 71 00:03:32,340 --> 00:03:33,340 Yeah. 72 00:03:33,940 --> 00:03:40,360 You know, I thought, like, because this is my whole thing. I thought it was 73 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:43,920 because, like, I was awkward. You know, I was awkward as fuck. And then that 74 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:47,860 made him more awkward. And then everybody was awkward because I was 75 00:03:47,860 --> 00:03:48,860 it was just like a mess. 76 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:50,960 But maybe he was just fucking high. 77 00:03:51,380 --> 00:03:53,100 Or maybe he's just a conehead. 78 00:03:53,460 --> 00:03:59,800 Yeah, like he is a serious fucking weed muncher. Like a muncher of so many 79 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:06,060 weeds. God, I feel so much better right now. Like, I feel like a piano just 80 00:04:06,060 --> 00:04:07,600 lifted up off my shoulders. 81 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:08,840 Yeah. 82 00:04:10,060 --> 00:04:11,180 This is California. 6300

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