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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,559 --> 00:00:08,119 You've got to admit that these chairs are so much better. 2 00:00:08,660 --> 00:00:09,920 I miss the old chairs. 3 00:00:10,280 --> 00:00:13,940 Are you kidding me? I can see you. You're like eye level now. Oh my god. I 4 00:00:13,940 --> 00:00:14,940 the levels though. 5 00:00:15,100 --> 00:00:17,180 Oh my god. These are so much better. 6 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:18,840 I do like the pillows. 7 00:00:19,040 --> 00:00:21,280 Right? The cushy things? The cushy things are really cushy. They're good. 8 00:00:21,540 --> 00:00:22,479 I like those. 9 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:23,480 You did good, kid. 10 00:00:23,980 --> 00:00:25,240 You did good, kid. 11 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:27,720 Hey, you know what? 12 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:29,720 I'm thinking of becoming a slut. 13 00:00:31,460 --> 00:00:35,850 What? Yeah, like a hardcore nympho girl just knows what she wants, you know? 14 00:00:36,650 --> 00:00:38,610 Okay, but, like, why? 15 00:00:39,590 --> 00:00:40,590 Okay, you know Brad. 16 00:00:40,850 --> 00:00:45,010 Oh, Brad, the server who always has the toothpick in his mouth? Yes, yeah, yes, 17 00:00:45,210 --> 00:00:50,270 yes. Well, okay, to start it out, you know that off -color shirt that he wears 18 00:00:50,270 --> 00:00:54,650 to work? Oh, my God, it looks like a salmon dyed on a white shirt or 19 00:00:54,930 --> 00:00:55,930 Yeah, yeah. 20 00:00:55,960 --> 00:01:00,320 I had to ask him. I'm like, um, dude, is that a laundry fuck up or did you buy 21 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:02,880 it like that? Thank God someone called him out on that. Good job. 22 00:01:03,100 --> 00:01:07,740 Yeah. And so like, um, uh, we started talking about laundry and it just so 23 00:01:07,740 --> 00:01:09,860 happened that like we do laundry in the same place. 24 00:01:11,300 --> 00:01:12,840 So you're like laundry buddy. 25 00:01:13,060 --> 00:01:14,100 Right. Wow. 26 00:01:15,540 --> 00:01:16,339 That's amazing. 27 00:01:16,340 --> 00:01:17,800 Okay. All right. Okay. 28 00:01:19,320 --> 00:01:23,340 But he's not picking up on it that I kind of like him and stuff. Hmm. Hmm. 29 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:29,460 So, I was thinking of being, like, just straight up, no games, like, wanna fuck. 30 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:32,480 Just saying it out loud, like, Brad, wanna fuck? 31 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:33,920 Right on! 32 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:37,700 Okay, I'm totally on board with this! Okay, so, like, when do you guys work 33 00:01:37,700 --> 00:01:39,160 together next? Or do laundry or whatever? 34 00:01:39,460 --> 00:01:42,980 I don't know, but the thing is, I'm thinking, like, what about my life, 35 00:01:42,980 --> 00:01:46,880 a slut? You know, then I'm gonna be a slut, and people are gonna know about 36 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:49,640 And, like, what are the ramifications of being a slut? 37 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:51,040 Oh, yeah. 38 00:01:52,139 --> 00:01:57,880 There's got to be rams to this, you know? Like, how does a slut do life? You 39 00:01:57,880 --> 00:01:59,780 know, like, what are the damages? 40 00:02:00,220 --> 00:02:03,160 Yeah, like, what's their damage? What's a slut's damage? 41 00:02:03,580 --> 00:02:06,560 I feel like we've got to, like, think this through. We've got to, like, 42 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:11,160 it like a scientific... Oh, we should make a chart. Let's make a chart. 43 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:13,240 Yeah, yeah. That's such a good idea. 44 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:14,600 Yay! Oh, my God. 45 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:18,040 All right, the pros and the cons. 46 00:02:18,780 --> 00:02:22,480 Of becoming a slut. Of becoming a slut. This is genius. 47 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:24,380 Awesome. Oh, I just thought of a pro. 48 00:02:24,660 --> 00:02:25,660 Getting laid. 49 00:02:25,860 --> 00:02:27,100 Getting laid. Well, yeah. 50 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:31,580 Yeah. But like, not just like getting laid, but getting laid like whenever you 51 00:02:31,580 --> 00:02:34,860 want. Whatever. Like, you don't have to. I mean, you've got a book or something. 52 00:02:34,980 --> 00:02:37,980 You've got people lined up. You're a slut. It's like a touch of a button. 53 00:02:38,060 --> 00:02:41,480 Whenever you want. So not just getting laid, but getting laid whenever you 54 00:02:41,580 --> 00:02:46,520 Whenever. Or, like, getting to the top of lines at, like, clubs and stuff like 55 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:49,900 that. Oh, yeah. Like, if you're a slut, you get treated, like, so well at a 56 00:02:49,900 --> 00:02:50,899 club. Yeah. 57 00:02:50,900 --> 00:02:51,900 Nightclub perks. 58 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:55,880 The doormen, they just think she's down. She's cool. Yeah. Get her. 59 00:02:56,220 --> 00:02:57,220 Perfect. 60 00:02:57,540 --> 00:02:59,040 That's a good pro. That's a really good pro. 61 00:02:59,420 --> 00:03:01,140 Oh, yeah. Like, you're hot shit. 62 00:03:01,550 --> 00:03:06,830 In general, people perceive you as, oh, she's hot. She's cool. You're desired by 63 00:03:06,830 --> 00:03:09,770 men. So being hot? 64 00:03:10,550 --> 00:03:11,550 Yeah. 65 00:03:11,890 --> 00:03:13,510 Yeah. These are great pros. 66 00:03:13,710 --> 00:03:14,950 Hang on, there's a con. 67 00:03:15,230 --> 00:03:16,550 What? Guys, you're sleazy. 68 00:03:16,910 --> 00:03:20,450 Once you're hot, you're always being sleazed on. 69 00:03:21,090 --> 00:03:22,090 Oh, man. 70 00:03:22,470 --> 00:03:27,050 Yeah. You're so sleazy. Yeah, once you're putting it out there like that. 71 00:03:28,940 --> 00:03:31,860 And you get, like, weirdos. Like, you don't get to choose who you're 72 00:03:32,020 --> 00:03:37,080 Like, there's just, like, these, like, weird man creatures that, like, surface. 73 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:39,560 And you're like, how are you a person? You're disgusting. 74 00:03:39,980 --> 00:03:42,320 Right. So, in a bad way. Bad way. 75 00:03:42,580 --> 00:03:44,280 Sleazy in a bad way. Okay, capital letters. 76 00:03:44,780 --> 00:03:45,780 Oh, all caps. 77 00:03:45,900 --> 00:03:47,500 Yeah. Underlines. Yeah. 78 00:03:48,049 --> 00:03:53,290 So that's a bad con. Oh, and, like, you're sort of disrespected. Like, 79 00:03:53,290 --> 00:03:58,150 don't respect you. You become, like, a skank. Yep. Like, nobody cares what, 80 00:03:58,210 --> 00:04:01,250 like, a skank thinks. Yeah. You're just skanking. 81 00:04:01,630 --> 00:04:02,630 Skankification. 82 00:04:02,990 --> 00:04:05,130 Skankification. Write that one down. That's a con. 83 00:04:05,610 --> 00:04:11,090 But you know what? Not all... Not all sluts are not respected. There are some 84 00:04:11,090 --> 00:04:15,470 sluts who make it all work, who people love. There's going to be, like, some 85 00:04:15,470 --> 00:04:17,959 nice, famous sluts. Nice... Yeah. Night slut. 86 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:19,820 Marilyn Monroe. 87 00:04:20,399 --> 00:04:24,520 Wasn't she, like, a slut? Like, she slept around Hollywood? Oh, yeah. No, 88 00:04:24,620 --> 00:04:28,080 Marilyn Monroe was, like, a total hoebag. 89 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:32,120 There you go. Like, a complete whore. And the people loved her. Oh, yeah. She 90 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:35,980 was nice. Everyone loved her. Everybody loved her. We still love her, you know? 91 00:04:36,540 --> 00:04:40,860 So what makes that... She's dead. 92 00:04:42,320 --> 00:04:46,360 That's right. She's dead. Oh, God. I can't believe I never thought of that. 93 00:04:46,460 --> 00:04:51,480 That's what it is. Once you die, it legitimizes all that crazy shit that you 94 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:54,540 in your life. Right. So being a dead slut is legit. 95 00:04:54,820 --> 00:04:57,870 Yes. Oh, it's like the Van Gogh thing, right? I mean, like, when he cut off his 96 00:04:57,870 --> 00:05:02,250 ears? Yes. Like, when he was alive, he was, like, a total nutjob, but as soon 97 00:05:02,250 --> 00:05:06,650 he died, he was cool. Everyone was like, oh, my God, what a genius. Like, we 98 00:05:06,650 --> 00:05:09,210 were wrong, you know? Yeah, we were wrong. But, like, during his lifetime, 99 00:05:09,590 --> 00:05:11,750 they're like, oh, judgy, judgy, judgy. So right. 100 00:05:11,970 --> 00:05:16,150 Man, I don't want you to have to die for it to be okay for you to be a slut. 101 00:05:16,250 --> 00:05:17,250 That's crazy. 102 00:05:17,330 --> 00:05:18,890 I don't want to die. Don't die. 103 00:05:19,110 --> 00:05:20,590 No, I'm not going to die. 104 00:05:21,690 --> 00:05:23,710 Fuck it. I'm just going to be, like... 105 00:05:23,980 --> 00:05:26,720 Go up to Brad and just be like, wanna fuck? 106 00:05:26,940 --> 00:05:27,799 Who cares? 107 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:29,240 Yeah! Who cares? 108 00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:31,560 Slippery. 8789