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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:08,140 Hey, you know one of those places where guys can go to get a rub? 2 00:00:08,660 --> 00:00:09,660 A rub? 3 00:00:09,860 --> 00:00:11,180 Yeah, you know, like a massage. 4 00:00:12,260 --> 00:00:13,260 Oh, oh. 5 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:15,920 Oh, you mean like one of those, like, happy endings places? 6 00:00:16,300 --> 00:00:20,780 Yes. I'm wondering if one of these places, if, you know, they would give it 7 00:00:20,780 --> 00:00:21,900 women. What? 8 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:26,000 Oh, that's so weird. I know. It's weird, right? Just to think. 9 00:00:26,670 --> 00:00:30,250 I was watching the History Channel last week, which we have, by the way. 10 00:00:30,590 --> 00:00:37,270 And apparently, like back in olden day, like 18th century times, women who 11 00:00:37,270 --> 00:00:41,370 weren't orgasming would go to their doctor, like their legit doctor, and the 12 00:00:41,370 --> 00:00:45,530 doctor would rub them out. And it was like a medical thing. It was called 13 00:00:45,530 --> 00:00:48,970 hysteria. Like it was a legit medical condition. 14 00:00:49,390 --> 00:00:50,710 Oh, my God. 15 00:00:51,290 --> 00:00:54,170 Are you being serious? I'm like, this is American history. 16 00:00:54,390 --> 00:00:56,570 Wow. Wow. That's really cool. 17 00:00:57,150 --> 00:00:59,150 They had it, like, sorted out back then. 18 00:01:01,010 --> 00:01:03,470 No, I'm being serious, though. I'm wondering if one of these happy ending 19 00:01:03,470 --> 00:01:06,270 places, if they would, like, you know, give it to women. What? 20 00:01:06,750 --> 00:01:08,010 Are you that hard of? 21 00:01:08,390 --> 00:01:09,530 No, I'm not. 22 00:01:09,910 --> 00:01:10,910 It's not for me. 23 00:01:11,830 --> 00:01:12,990 I'm not for you. 24 00:01:13,190 --> 00:01:14,190 Yes, it is. 25 00:01:15,030 --> 00:01:17,670 I'm just being curious. That's all. 26 00:01:17,870 --> 00:01:19,550 Okay, look, look, look. Here. Ready? 27 00:01:19,930 --> 00:01:21,050 This ad says... 28 00:01:21,970 --> 00:01:24,090 $30 for 30 minutes massage. 29 00:01:24,430 --> 00:01:25,450 Okay. Bonus. 30 00:01:25,650 --> 00:01:26,650 Happy. 31 00:01:27,230 --> 00:01:28,750 Optional. Bonus. 32 00:01:28,950 --> 00:01:31,110 Happy. Optional. That's great English. 33 00:01:32,750 --> 00:01:33,930 You wouldn't do that. 34 00:01:34,270 --> 00:01:37,970 It just makes you want to get it, doesn't it? I think that we should at 35 00:01:37,970 --> 00:01:40,450 explore, like, just to see if they give it to women, you know? 36 00:01:41,290 --> 00:01:42,770 Wow. Is this it? 37 00:01:43,550 --> 00:01:44,550 Really? Yeah. 38 00:01:45,470 --> 00:01:46,470 Okay. 39 00:01:47,430 --> 00:01:52,380 Is this really it? Well, we both... We both can't go in together. 40 00:01:53,140 --> 00:01:54,140 Wait, what? 41 00:01:54,420 --> 00:01:57,840 I mean, we won't look serious. They won't take us seriously. 42 00:01:58,200 --> 00:02:00,460 Oh, yeah, okay. I didn't think about that. 43 00:02:00,700 --> 00:02:02,600 I think we should, like, one of us should go in. 44 00:02:03,220 --> 00:02:06,700 Okay. Yeah, I'll just stay out of here. That's fine. I don't think it should be 45 00:02:06,700 --> 00:02:07,539 me, though. 46 00:02:07,540 --> 00:02:12,220 Oh, you don't? No, I don't think I look responsible enough today. 47 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:17,900 I think that you look more innocent than me. I think you should go in. You think 48 00:02:17,900 --> 00:02:18,579 I look innocent? 49 00:02:18,580 --> 00:02:19,580 Yeah. 50 00:02:19,660 --> 00:02:23,300 Sweet! Yeah, okay, fuck up. That's fine. 51 00:02:28,820 --> 00:02:31,100 Oh my god, it was so embarrassing! 52 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:32,480 What happened? 53 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:33,600 What happened? 54 00:02:33,660 --> 00:02:35,720 They thought that it was an undercover cop. 55 00:02:36,060 --> 00:02:38,180 They were like, you go now! 56 00:02:38,540 --> 00:02:39,439 It was awful! 57 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:40,379 It was terrible! 58 00:02:40,380 --> 00:02:41,380 Oh my god! 4095

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