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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,130 --> 00:00:08,230 Have you ever wondered what it's like to have a dick? 2 00:00:09,130 --> 00:00:13,330 What? No, I'm being serious. I mean, you, like, have this weird sausage thing 3 00:00:13,330 --> 00:00:14,470 between your legs. Wait. 4 00:00:15,250 --> 00:00:16,270 Again, what? 5 00:00:17,010 --> 00:00:20,250 I know, but, like, when you think about it, we kind of have, like, a little bit 6 00:00:20,250 --> 00:00:23,130 more free and easy down there. I mean, when we sit down, we just get to sit 7 00:00:23,130 --> 00:00:26,410 down. I mean, when they sit down, are they sitting down in a way where they're 8 00:00:26,410 --> 00:00:27,530 trying not to sit on their package? 9 00:00:28,310 --> 00:00:29,310 Oh, my gosh. 10 00:00:30,380 --> 00:00:31,820 Yeah, they've gotta be. 11 00:00:32,220 --> 00:00:34,500 Whoa, I've, like, never thought about that. 12 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:37,040 I know, it'd be pretty uncomfortable, right? It'd be, like, really 13 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:38,340 uncomfortable. God. 14 00:00:39,360 --> 00:00:43,500 Except for, like, if you're a guy and you're, like, born with a dick, and 15 00:00:43,500 --> 00:00:46,700 had this, like, dick your whole life, and you're, like, attached to it, 16 00:00:46,700 --> 00:00:49,180 you be, like, used to it? 17 00:00:49,620 --> 00:00:53,500 Right. But have you ever asked anybody? Like, have you ever asked a guy? 18 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:56,840 No. Well, then how would you know? 19 00:00:57,220 --> 00:00:58,220 I don't know. 20 00:01:00,330 --> 00:01:02,510 Let's ask somebody. Oh my god, you're gonna call someone. 21 00:01:03,890 --> 00:01:04,890 Hey Dave, what up? 22 00:01:06,130 --> 00:01:07,730 Is it uncomfortable having a dick? 23 00:01:10,050 --> 00:01:13,230 No, I mean, like, you have a dick in your pants, right? 24 00:01:14,650 --> 00:01:15,650 Is it weird? 25 00:01:17,330 --> 00:01:23,490 No, no, no, no, no. I know it's normal. I'm just saying, like... No, I've not 26 00:01:23,490 --> 00:01:25,250 been looking at your dick. Oh my god! 27 00:01:26,550 --> 00:01:27,449 No, no. 28 00:01:27,450 --> 00:01:28,890 Oh god, you're missing the point. 29 00:01:29,260 --> 00:01:30,260 Don't worry about it. 30 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:32,400 What did he say? 31 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:37,800 What an idiot. What did he say? He thought that I was spying on his dick. 32 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:38,800 God. 33 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:41,040 That's exactly what it seemed like. 2508

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