All language subtitles for JPod 2008 s01e09 Fine China

Previously on J -Pod.

Police tonight are investigating the
bizarre disappearance of Stephen

Lascawette. Steve was getting out of
hand. Something had to be done.

I cannot help but overhearing about your
sense of an impending expiry date.

Yeah, that's right. I'm going to die.

I had a vision.

Cam, will you take me to Steve, please?

He's in China. Well, I don't have any
money to go to China. I can put you on a

China Airlines flight tonight.

China? Cool.

I got you.

Hey, the guys have arrived in... China.

Uh, how about GPS is working? Look.

Cool. Yeah.

You know, it's so weird, Steve, being
alive again.

I was just getting used to the idea of
him being dead. Well, I think Ethan and

Cowboy are real friends to go and rescue
him.

And Camp Wong for paying their way. What
a generous guy.

Hey, maybe this trip will take Cowboy's
mind off his new obsession with death.

It is kind of out of control.

Man, Beijing is the city of the future.
Check out the photos.

Must be having such a blast.

What's going on, man? I'm so high on
adrenaline, that's crazy.

And I'm gonna die like this? Die?

Die? Let me explain, alright? You guys
are making a big mistake. We're not...

Come on!

What's wrong?

Oh, Jim.

All the power failures from the recent
storm has sent my poor little babies

ultraviolet shock.

If I knew what that meant, I'm sure I'd
be very concerned.

Plants have sleep cycles just like you
and me.

With the lights going on and off all the
time, they're basically jet lagging to

death. Oh, Jim.

What am I going to do?

This is our nest egg.

I'd relax.

They still smell like money to me.

I hope Ethan's having more success
rescuing young Steven from that hospital

the Himalayas. He must be in such pain
with his extreme cuddling injuries.

He broke both legs?

Apparently, yeah. But how about Cam
Fong, huh?

He came up big, didn't he?

You know, I mean, sending Ethan and
Cowboy over there to pick him up, that's

class act.

I bet Ethan and his pal are over there
having a great time.

How you do it, pay who?

This is insane.

Whatever the crime is, you've got the
wrong people.

Dude, my death prophecy is coming true.

Heroin?

What the hell?

He didn't send us here to pick up Steve.
He turned us into his drug mule.

At least it'll be cool to die in a
Chinese prison, huh?

Thanks to him, I'm going to be bum candy
for half the world's triad gang.

Damn that Tam Fong.

Tam Fong?

Yeah, Tam Fong.

Why didn't you say you were Mr.

Fong?

I'm, uh, I'm Rick.

I, uh, spent four years in UCLA.

Oh, my God!

You're the guy that came to get air
supply on White Coast!

Yeah, that was me.

Oh, man.

My friends are not going to believe that
I met you.

Yeah. Okay, so do you believe us now
when we say that it's not our heroin?

Of course.

Okay.

Sorry again about the misunderstanding.

Mr. Fong usually has a panel van with a
driver waiting right outside.

Welcome to China.

I can't believe he took a sip of my
drink without asking.

I mean, look.

He left fragments of unidentifiable food
in the can's circular gully. Can you

believe it?

How can he do that?

Uh, yeah, it's kind of icky, but...

Bree, you definitely shouldn't let the
issue fester. Don't let something so

small be such a big deal.

Stop obsessing, Bree.

Stop obsessing, Bree. Stop obsessing,
Bree.

Dating within the pod is hell.

But... But what?

The man is one.

Heck. of a master of the oral art.

Ah, two happy young kids in love. So,
how's your SpriteQuest demo coming?

Alistair thinks I'm the responsible one,
so he's emailing me every 12 minutes.

Driving me nuts.

If the pressure gets any worse, my
head's gonna erupt into a giant cold

I think he's just hot for you.

California? Hello?

Oh. Hello, Alistair.

Yep. You got me.

Pics are very funny.

Alistair, I don't know.

Yes, your sprite quest demo will be
excellent.

Okay?

Okay. Bye -bye.

Aleister's such a micromanager.

I just hope Ethan's going to be okay
with the gore sequence I'm making to

the... I'll have a sample ready for you
guys soon.

Well, the sooner we can get Steve back
here and Aleister out of here, the

better.

Burrito?

No, thank you.

You sure? Yeah.

Okay.

Smells good.

That's a nice surprise, you dropping by,
Cam.

Hey, you guys must be having a ball in
the Orient, huh?

A memorable time indeed.

Cam, you are so generous.

I think it is noble of Ethan and Cowboy
to retrieve young Stephen from his

current misfortune.

Indeed. You're not your perky self
today, Cam.

I come to you in shame.

I have a business difficulty.

Cam, no.

Yes.

As you may know, I have a division that
makes artistic films for the indie

market. Indie films?

Thank heavens there's someone out there
still willing to challenge us. Look at

that Robert Redford, 105 years old,
still ticking away like a teenager.

Every film in my master porn theater
series has a rich feel of classical

and deals with ecological and socially
important themes.

Erotica? But tasteful, Carol.

And what is a genre but something
foisted on us by a culture -hating

I never looked at it that way before.

The life of an artist must be so hard.

The sad truth is that today's shoot has
been canceled.

There has been a carpenter ant
infestation in the house we had booked

location. Well, we'd love to have you
shoot here, but this place would look so

terrible. Your gracious home is perfect.

And I promise.

Our portable generator means no extra
cost on your electric bill. Cam, what's

the name of the movie?

It is called... No, Grandpa.

There may even be a role for you as
narrator.

Me? Sure, absolutely. Film away.

What? Carol?

Yes, I could do it, but the house could
work.

Now, I'd have to charge you a small fee.

I see you are a businesswoman, Carol.

As payment, I'd like you to get me one
of those portable generators.

Consider it done.

We shall commence shooting tomorrow.

Is this an on -camera narrator?

All right. Time to do some souvenir
shopping.

No M &G!

Yeah, we'll be right back. Thank you.

No M &G!

No M &G!

I need to get something for Caitlin.

Do you now?

Yes, cowboy. I kind of like her.

Dude, I told John Doe I'd get him a good
fake something over here. You mean fake

Ikea furniture?

A little apartment for 50 bucks? Oh,
look at all the watches.

This is great.

Let's see, this one or that one?

For John Doe, a wind -up timex with a
fake leather strap.

Oh, my God, it's a fake wind -up Rolex
with a fake leather strap.

Let's take this one.

That little pound puppy has found a home
with John Doe.

Aw, and here's a Hello Bunny bondage
watch with a spiked leather strap.

That sounds like a brief present to me.
Indeed it does.

And there's one covered in daisies.

Caitlin.

No man is too old to appreciate a well
-delivered pizza.

Thus, tonight's episode focuses on a
woman with a past and an older man with

secret. It's one of the great erotic
narratives of all time, and yet one

open to a fresh interpretation.

Oh, Jim, all this hubbub. I don't know
how you keep it cool on set, day after

day. Oh, honey, I'm a seasoned veteran
of the film world.

The glamour wore off for me months ago.

Uh, be careful with those knickknacks.

Honestly, Jim, these film people are
like elephants bumbling through here.

You know, my figurines didn't survive
all my teenage boys' horseplay all these

years, only to be crushed by the film
industry. Watch those candlesticks.

Sweetie, will you run some lines with
me, please?

Jim,

I'm sorry.

I just have to make sure these...

Plumpy people don't temper with... Don't
touch my cookbooks.

Sarah?

Mrs. Jarlowski.

MSD! MSD! Thank you.

Where are we?

He slept in the van for like eight
hours.

He's definitely not the Himalayas. What
is he doing here?

Hello!

I am Tong Wing.

Mr. Lick from Customs phoned to tell me
of your arrival. You must be number two

son of Jim Jalosi.

Mr. Kempong says lots of good things
about you.

Really? Yeah.

Oh, and you must be sexy, fun, cowboy
prayer, huh?

Howdy, dude. Oh, howdy, dude.

Oop. Ah.

So confident am I that Cam Fong would
only send his most honorable courier

I will not perform my customary
inspection of his merchandise.

You will inform him of this courtesy, I
trust?

Yeah, dude.

Let's go see Mr. Lefkowitz.

I'm sorry, we're confused. What exactly
is Steve doing in this factory?

Stephen has a fairly important job with
us now.

Did Cam Fong not tell you?

Job? With broken legs?

What's going on? Come.

Mr. Lefkowitz is inside. I'll show you.

Steve, what the hell are you doing
working in a factory?

We were told that you came over to Asia
for a Himalayan cuddling retreat and

then broke both your legs in a serious
cuddling accident.

What? I didn't believe anything you
said.

Actually, for a while there, we all
thought you committed suicide.

Me? Dead?

I hardly think so.

See, we've come to bring you home.

Where the hell did you end up in here?

Where Cam put me, man.

Oh, my God.

Cam Fong kidnapped you, got you addicted
to heroin, and now you work at a

machine that makes, what, shoe soles?

Why would he do that?

Cam was just doing his thing, Ethan.
It's all good, Ethan. It wasn't for him.

I got my entire life without ever
knowing the personality -liberating joy

Harold.

I owe him.

Here I get to take my time, contemplate
life. It's all good. What about your

son? Do you think of Connor?

That kid's a twin of Damien from the
old... Hungry?

Time for my dance with P -Lady H. Oh,
back to work, Stefan. Your arm snack

have to wait.

Oh, a mess.

Perhaps your friends can help you with
your quota, and maybe I can speed up

next dosage.

Huh? Guys, guys, come on. Don't be
selfish little pricks. Help me. Help me

Come on, come on.

Steve, you're not getting it.

Cam Fong has decided to release you.
Okay, we're going home.

We've come to take you back.

All right.

Let me finish my shift first.

It's a matter of honor.

We just looted the hockey franchise's
snack room over in the South Wing.

It was like witnessing the contents of
the Lost Ark.

An entire fridge door was devoted only
to beef jerky.

Hmm. Junie here cleaned them out.

Junie? Oh, yeah, that's my new pet name
for him.

Oh, Junie.

So what are the guys up to?

Well, they seem to have stalled about
300 miles north of Beijing, one of those

cities of 10 million people they built
overnight in the 1990s. Aren't they

having fun? Emily is a thousand miles to
the west.

Weird.

Hi, Junie.

I hate pet names. If she calls me it one
more time, I'll barf.

Speaking of which, you know what she had
for lunch?

What? Steak tartare.

What's that?

Uncooked hamburger with raw egg and
onion.

Ew.

It's like brunch with Hannibal Lecter.

You too queasy to take a peek at the
gore sequence I'm doing for Ethan? Gore?

I'm in.

Ah! Oh, no! Where is my emergency needle
of epinephrine?

Oh, good start.

It's not Ethan -caliber gore. Usually
doesn't get good to your several major

arteries.

Well, uh, play up the thing.

And think of a twist on the wings.

Jules!

What do you want for dinner tonight?

Japanese? I hate Japanese.

Chondo, you two are so great together.
Just tell her that steak tartare grosses

you out and get past it.

She'll understand.

Maybe I will.

When they said that we'd be shooting
here, I didn't think you'd still be

here. Uh, Jim?

Look, it's... Sarah!

Sarah! Hi, Mr. J.

Hey, we haven't seen you since, um...
Since Ethan left med school.

Well, it seems like it was only
yesterday.

And I didn't know you were in the film
business. What an exciting job. Jim here

is an actor now. I'm the talent.

You mean you're the wood in this movie?

No, no, not wood, no.

No, I'm the narrator.

Oh, cool.

And what is it that you do?

Lighting, costumes, makeup?

Actually, I'm starting work as an
actress as of today.

You're an actress?

Art, though?

You won't tell Ethan about this, will
you?

Let's you and I go in the kitchen and
have a little chat.

Jim, Sarah and I need girl time.

Sarah, are you really sure you want to
act in this movie?

I am so glad that you still care for me.

You were always the best mom of any of
my boyfriends, Mrs. J.

Call me Carol.

You, the best of all Ethan's
girlfriends.

Oh, look.

Oh, your slutty eye makeup is running
here.

Here's a tissue. Dry your eyes and tell
me your story.

Well, after Ethan and I split up, well,
things got a bit rough on my

end. I failed out of school.

I took some loser jobs to pay off
student loans. I moved up north and I

planted for a few years.

Well, a job like that must be very good
for your muscle tone.

All that bending and walking is good for
your pelvis and hips.

I guess.

After tree planting, I moved to
Venezuela to teach kids.

And so I went back and forth between
here and there for a few years.

Work to get that travel bug out of your
system when you're young.

And then you'll be ready to settle down.

Hello, we are talking here.

How's Greg?

Oh, so successful.

I get dizzy just thinking about it. Do
you know, he can sell a house three

over without anybody moving into it. Any
grandkids?

You, actress, why aren't you rehearsing
your line? Shooting starts in 15

minutes. I've got them memorized.

Prove it.

Grandpa?

My neck and shoulders are so tense.

Do you have a phone book? I need to look
up the name of a licensed massage

therapist.

You are ready.

Prepare to shoot.

Hello?

I have to get to work.

No, no, Sarah.

You are not acting in this art movie.
Let's go outside.

We need to talk some more.

Okay.

Ah,

just in time. I was just starting to
come down from my last hit. It's on the

smack. It's job well done.

Now you will be rewarded.

You are fixed.

Some of my shipment is missing.

I should never have trusted you.

You can't chain us to this machine.

Thanks for screwing up my van vacation,
dickwads. Hey, thong wing.

Rick and airport customs took five bags
to let us into the country.

Mr. Lick would never take my hello.

He is a faithful servant.

Hey, look, we completed our part of the
bargain, all right? All we're here to do

is bring Steve back home.

Unless Mr.

Lick is now on Cam Fong's payroll?

Ever since our childhood in the People's
Corrective Re -education Facility Youth

Division, Cam Fong has overshadowed me.

Enough! Now he must accept the
consequences. He has taken one of my

servants, and I will take two of his.

I'm perfectly content to remain here.

Oh, come on. They confiscated my
cigarettes and my cough syrup.

Perhaps my death vision meant that I
would have a living death here in this

factory.

Death? Well, that cowboy OD'd on cough
syrup a few days ago, and since then

been obsessed with death.

My parents came back from the grave, all
right? They told me that I would need a

passport. They said they'd be seeing me
soon.

Cowboy, relax. We'll figure something
out, man.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, dude. Whoa,
Steve.

Steve. Steve.

Steve.

I'm at the end of my rope. I need the
money.

If only I stayed with Ethan, I wouldn't
be 15 minutes away from a double

penetration scene.

Oh, Sarah.

You know, Ethan never really got over
you.

It was a stupid breakup. I barely
remember why.

Actually, I do.

What was it, dear?

I wanted kids.

And he didn't. Not then.

He makes such a great dad, and you would
be the best grandma.

Oh, Sarah, I think I have a solution to
your problem and a way to make all your

dreams come true.

Really, Mrs. J?

I mean, Carol.

Absolutely.

Let's go, Podsters. We've got to make
water if we're going to get our bonus.

Mr. Lefkowitz is quite right, number two
son.

The harder you work, the happier I am.
The happier I am, the longer you live.

You can't imprison us with a human
rights violation.

Call the United Nations.

Maybe we should give them some milk and
cookies.

My God.

This is destiny.

Look over there by the phone.

That's a 1985 East German KM made by VEB
Microelectronics.

And that is what?

Ethan, there were two main lines in the
KC -85 series.

The KC -85 -2 codename HC -900 and the
KC -85 -1 codename V -9001, which was

made by Robotron and which used a
different system. Only the CPU and the

are the same, but later, the format for
saving the programs on a cassette tape

using BASIC became compatible.

How can you fix it on a computer when
we're in hell?

I was going to do my Yale thesis on
these two machines. I know them better

any machine on Earth. I'd bet you
anything I could hook it into the

Seriously.

Breaking through the great firewall of
China using an East German computer from

1985 connected into the in -house PA
system telephone.

Put your back into it, podsters.

If you believe, then you can achieve.

Oh, for the love of God, look out.

What's up, Junie?

Actually, it's the Junie thing.

What about it?

And the steak tartare thing, your mammal
sashimi.

Huh? Well, uh, Caitlin gave me some
advice, and I thought it was pretty

Wait.

What's going on? You're freaking me out.
You talked to Caitlin about us? Yeah,

she suggested that I... No, let me cut
you off right there.

Caitlin gave me advice, too.

She told me that I should call you on
taking sips of my drinks and leaving

nuggets of undigested food to soak in
the crimped circular gutter around the

top. Well, she told me to tell you that
if I'm disgusted by you eating uncooked

chunks of ground -up hitchhikers mixed
with raw egg and onions, then I should

voice my displeasure.

Steak tartare is a gourmet specialty.

What about you and your beef jerky? It
looks like sun -dried hobos.

Considering where my tongue's been,
Bree, a few microchunks on the top of

pop can's pretty minor stuff.

Hey, guys!

Let's look at my new course sequence.

Yay! No!

Sarah, I can't tell you how thrilled I
am we won't be doing Cam Clive's movie.

Cam will be furious.

No, we won't. Jim will talk him down.
Cam just worships Jim. Now, scoot off to

the bathroom and de -skink yourself.

Are you talking her out of doing Cam's
movie?

Sarah would make the perfect mother for
our grandchildren.

If we wait for Ethan and Greg, we might
as well pack it in right now. They're

hopeless at relationships.

Yeah, but they're our kids. You can't
treat them like they were a couple of

animals at a 4 -H breeding contest.

Jim, all I am trying to do is bring
these two fresh young kids together and

them realize what a great thing they
threw away years ago.

Sparks and electricity will do the rest.

What about your plans?

Grandchildren are more important.

I hope the boys take a bit of time to
enjoy China's rich history.

Doubt it. They're not interested in the
past, only the future.

Virgin untongued can of iced tea, Miss
Prince?

Oh, well, thank you, Junie Woonie.

Alistair. Gotta take it.

Oh, okay. Hello?

Yes, Alistair.

Yes, this is Brie. Yes, it's looking
good. I've done all the work.

Character design looks fantastic.

Background's well done. I wish I was in
China.

Dude,

this is the most complex Eastern Bloc
personal computer of its era, right?

Bringing it into the 21st century is no
easy task.

And may I remind you, I'm detoxing from
a lack of cigarettes and cough syrup. My

brain feels like a hornet's nest.

That's some help you putzes are, huh?
Well, no matter where you're working,

always end up to find time to slack off.

Steve, shut up!

Okay, then.

VoiceOver Internet Protocol software is
downloaded and... Voila.

Yeah.

Yes? Cam, it's Ethan.

Hello, number two son of Jim Jarlowski.

Yeah, Cam, you've got to get us out of
here.

What were you thinking putting heroin in
my luggage?

I do not like your judgmental tone,
young man. You got through, didn't you?

now you berate me? I'm shocked.

It was one large pizza with extra
sausage.

Is that Dad in the background? Indeed.

We were going to make a high -quality
erotic motion picture in your family

today. Huh. You're making me mourn in my
parents' house? Put my dad on.

Your parents have caused me great
distress by brainwashing my actress and

chivalry lies.

However, your father can never know how
angry I feel.

My respect for them is too great.

And telling them would not be a smart
idea.

Cam! So now I am online. Trying to
locate new actresses for this job.

We will shoot tomorrow.

Cam, we are in the middle of nowhere.
Steve is hooked on heroin. We're all

chained to a machine that makes shoe
soles. What is your point?

Get us out of here!

No. I think it's important you see more
of the world.

Widen your vista.

Cam, you can't do this. Whoop.

I know.

Cam, Cam!

Good job, Heath.

Phone Caitlin.

Here, let me try something.

How did you do a webcam hookup?

That might be detoxing, dude, but I am
still the best.

Wow. All right.

Ethan! Ah, Paul!

Caitlin, I... Ethan, I can't hear you.
You gotta speak up. We all really miss

you here in the pod.

Are you guys in a convenience store or
something? Caitlin, Caitlin, Caitlin,

can't hear us. Crap.

The Chinese government chat firewall
kicked in. All right.

Caitlin, we are in desperate trouble.
You have to contact the authorities

immediately.

We are in deep trouble. We're going to
die.

Hey, Ethan, I made your gore sequence
and I want to show it to you right now.

She's not reading you, dude.

She made me a gore sequence.

Forget the sequence. We need help.

Is there a pen anywhere?

Enemies! You have cluster violated my in
-house PA system.

Oh.

A global positioning device?

That's weird.

You useless dogs.

Now get back to work. You speak
Mandarin?

Only when I'm high.

Oh, man.

Jim, there's a bundt cake in the fridge
for the film crew. Can you take it out,

please? I'm just going to set some
timers.

Sarah.

Awesome crop, girl.

Um, I thought you were upstairs.

We really need to go if we're going to
get to the spawn time.

When did you start this up?

Well, it's either this or being a clerk
at Pottery Plantation. And, well, here I

can set my own hours.

Your THC count must be through the roof.

It is.

I feed them this special mixture of
phosphate and liquid mulch. How do you

it?

We really need to skedaddle.

And afterwards, we can find you a new
unskanky wardrobe.

I'd like that.

Dear God, we're in the only non -smoking
dormitory in all of China.

The air in this country is like road
tar.

Hallucinating. Really?

Shut up, you sissy.

You shut up. At least Thong Wing gave
you your fix in the end. I haven't had a

cigarette or cough syrup in almost a
day.

It's killing me.

Steve, what are funerals like in this
country? Any idea?

Noodles? No, man, they just dump the
bodies into a big pot and then cook them

until they turn into that soup powder
that they put in your ramen noodles.

Good night, guys.

I made a gore sequence just for me.

I haven't been without a cigarette since
I was nine.

You've got to find an event in all this,
cowboy.

No, a cigarette, all right? I need a
cigarette, a cigarette.

Well, he's got it bad, huh?

What's he saying?

He's going to his dark place and we
can't come.

Whoa, whoa, dark place?

Ain't gonna be no dark place. What's
this about a dark place? Touch me.

what is it? What is it? I don't want to
talk about it. Okay, brother, it's all

right. Listen, how dark can a dark place
be when you got friends there holding

lights for you?

Yeah, cowboy.

You never told me the details, bro.

It's okay to talk about it.

Yeah.

I was ten.

It was Christmas Eve.

After dinner, my sister and I were sent
caroling with the neighbors, but I

bailed out and went back home.

When I got there, the front door was
unlocked.

I went inside. It was so quiet. I knew
something was wrong.

I went inside and I called out.

There was no answer.

I slowly crept up the stairs.

Walked towards their door.

I was scared to open it. I knew that
there was something on the other side

I didn't want to see, but I had to open
it.

And when I went in there, I saw my mom
lying face down in a lake of her own

blood.

The force of the bullet had turned my
dad's head into blossoming meat flour.

There was blood everywhere.

Later I found the suicide note in my
stocking.

What did it say?

This wasn't entirely your fault.

Lots of casserole in the freezer.

Mom and dad.

Oh man, that's harsh.

Cowboy, you need to crawl out of this
hole, man. You know what?

I wasn't sure before, but now I am. Know
what you need?

Man, your arteries need a shot of some
Happy Lube. I'm going to give you half

my next fix as a gift, man.

Steve, Cowboy doesn't need heroin.

This country's crazy.

I want to go home.

Nothing is real here. Everything is
about torture and slavery and crap made

plastic.

Dude, all you have to do to put a stop
to this craziness is believe that you

can.

This is like some craziness.

Hey, Ethan, look out!

I can't believe what just happened.

Where's this assembly line go, Steve?

The American consumer, cowboy.

The American consumer.

Oh,

what does that whistle mean? Why is
everybody fleeing the building?

That's the bird food whistle. Here's the
key.

Oh,

thank God.

My supplier is safe.

No thanks to you jerks for spoiling my
gig here.

I had everything I needed, man.

I had a meaningful work, some friends, a
fresh way of looking at life.

You can't fly with this junk, Steve.

We're going home. You've got a kid. He's
a devil spawn.

I don't care. It's your devil spawn.

Yeah. Oh, and you get to go back and
work on that stupid game, Sprite Quest.

What? Oh, yeah. I didn't tell you.

Your replacement came in, ripped the
guts out of Board X.

It's now a fantasy role -playing game
that acts as a metaphor for the war on

terror. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You mean to
tell me that Dwight, the ultra

Turtle is no longer in the game?

Afraid not. He's been repurposed into a
scab -eating troll.

Back to the ranch, boys.

Okay, my kid may be a total disaster,
but there's still time to save Dwight

Turtle.

Man, I just don't know what to think. I
thought I was coming to China to die and

said, just kill the man.

Add it to your resume.

Phooey, I forgot my coupon book in the
bedroom. One second, dear.

Be careful.

Actress. Got it.

Shall we?

Jam, we're just off for facials.

I can. And remember, there's lots of
club soda in the fridge for stains.

Hey, Cam, I'm sorry about your movie,
buddy.

Thank you, Jim.

Actresses are so fickle and unreliable.

My replacement female lead has had the
nerve to be hit while riding her bicycle

here. Only peasants ride bicycles.

I hear you.

Pizza delivery.

That is not amusing.

No, no, no, I ordered the pizza. I've
read those lines over and over so many

times I got hungry. You want some?

Yes.

Let me pay for this, Jim.

No, I insist. I'll get some paper
plates.

Pizza.

Ah.

Rich, nourishing pizza.

But, young lady, do you want to spend
the rest of your life delivering snacks

a 1984 Honda Civic?

Well, I never quite thought of it that
way before.

Perhaps a career in the burgeoning
entertainment industry interests you.

Hey, guys, I just talked to Ethan.
They're coming back later this

which is perfect timing, because I just
finished the gore sequence.

Hi.

Yeah, so I'll just be heading downstairs
now.

You got a new man who sounds great.

And I got a new girl who treats me
right.

Only.

I'll be right on the train.

First one out.

To take you out again

Well,

I'm glad Cam finally made his movie
after all.

Hey, I thought it went beautifully.

Especially my first speaking part. Yes!

I can't wait to spend more time with
Sarah. She is such a good egg. I just

Ethan thinks so, too.

Stay right where you are. Give me five
seconds.

Ding dong!

Ding dong!

Pizza delivery for Ms. Carol Jarlowski.

A pizza?

For... A little old me.

Well, yes, ma 'am, but you do seem all
tense and pressured. I just wish there

was some easy way I could relieve the
anxiety from your upper and lower back.

Oh, Jim.

I just love it when you talk like an
infomercial.

Ah! Oh, no!

Where is my emergency needle of
epinephrine?

Hello, stranger.

Sarah?

Okay, come on with it. That shit, or
it's nice, or it's cool, or it's still

big.