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The boys started their epic
summer of love with a kiss.

Always, forever

The kiss was good!

A gay old summer
is what it's going to be.

And in the Masseria...

This is Paolo.

..the path to love
was never straight.

Have you just snogged?
Maybe.

Kill two birds with one stone?
I'm not a bird, I'm a bloke.

I think you should have
a look at your own relationship

before coming for mine.

Ooooh!

I think I've caused a gay panic.
Boys!

Everyone just kisses in here.

Goddamn.

You should have been honest
from the get-go.

I can't block him in here.
He's in the bed next to me.

Hi, guys.

Who's Alex?

He wants to keep it a secret.

Have you potentially
done something shady?

The boy I want to kiss is...

..myself.

Give them some love.

Oh. Bye, guys.
Come with me.

Now four couples will face
the final kiss-off

in front of their friends
and family.

It's time for the boys to decide
whether their relationship

has what it takes
to go the distance.

Last time, the boys made big steps
in their relationships.

Are you confident your partner
is sexually attracted to you?

I'm beyond confident.
Absolutely, yes.

But for Adam and Alex...

No.
No.

..their time in Italy was over.

You two are stood the furthest away,

and therefore you will be leaving
the Masseria right now.

Cowboy party!

And after a wild ride
at the cowboy party,

Ruben and Lars were left
in a standoff.

How do you guys interpret
the final kiss-off?

Exclusivity.
Yeah.

Right. That's not necessarily how I
interpreted it up until this point.

If we're not in the same headspace,
I'd rather you just tell me.

Welcome to I Kissed A Boy.

Morning, everyone.

Morning, cow-gays.

It's the penultimate morning
in the Masseria

for our four remaining couples.

That party was good fun.
The fact that you two were matching,

that's crazy. That was
honestly my costume highlight,

you two being matching.

Soon the boys must come to a
decision at the final kiss-off...

Yeehaw!

..whether to commit to
a relationship back home

or call time on
their summer of love.

But after last night's hoedown,

one of our cowboys has woken up
wrangling with his heart.

Yeah?

Waking up this morning,

I am still feeling a bit off
about me and Ruben.

There was still kind of some things
that were lingering in my mind,

and I didn't feel, like,
completely secure.

Mm.

I wanted to know Ruben's kind of
being completely transparent

with his emotions and feelings,

or if he's just kind of telling me
what I want to hear.

I needed to reassure Lars,

because some of the things
that I said last night

came across in a completely
different way than I intended them

to, which kind of made things
seem a bit extreme.

Obviously what happened
in that moment happened,

but everything I did post that...

..I did it as best
as I could have done.

I really, really fucking like Lars,

and I'm really scared about
the idea of losing him.

I did wake up a bit, I don't know,
in a weird headspace. Yeah.

Tell me about it.

I don't know. I feel like
after last night, obviously,

we had that conversation with
exclusivity, kind of like...

Is that how you always felt,

or, like, did it change
based on kind of

what others were saying
or what I was saying?

Being exclusive with someone isn't
something that I take lightly.

I've done it with very few people.
Yeah.

I know that what I want
after building this with you

so far is to do
everything that I can

to keep this going and see
if we really, really

can build a strong relationship
out of it. Yeah.

I hope that what I'm doing
and what I'm saying is enough

to make you trust in how I feel
about you. Yeah.

With the final kiss-off
just around the corner,

Lars and Ruben aren't the only ones
thinking about

their future outside of
the Masseria.

Loch Lomond is genuinely, like,
my happiest place on earth.

Sharing my happy place

with you would be, like,
my best date.

That sounds incredible.

I feel like we are at a stage

where a future in the outside
world has come knocking,

and I'm ready to embrace it
with both hands.

And I hope he is as well.

There's so much for you to see
in Scotland, and I cannot wait.

How are you feeling today, darling?

I'm grand. That's good, darling.
How are you? I'm good, me, darling.

Coming here,
I did want to change my narrative,

and I didn't want to fall into,
like, the same old habits

with the same boys with the same
issues that I think I can fix

but I'm never going to.

I have found what I've come in here
for.

But now I've got it, I'm like,
"Is this actually what I want?"

I have gone a bit quiet... Mm. ..and
I do see that and I do apologise.

It's just, like, thinking about
everything. Do you get what I mean?

I'm the exact same.

It's like a slice of heaven.
But also, it isn't real.

Like, it's not the real world.
Yeah, that's so true.

Jack is so charismatic, which
I am really drawn to. But...

..deciding to continue things
in the real life

and thinking about
how that will work and

what that looks like
is a huge decision.

All right, feel this.

It's boyfriend material.

THEY LAUGH

I genuinely...
I genuinely don't feel well.

I've not got any, me.
My face is the pick-up line,

do you get what I mean?

If I could rearrange the alphabet,

I'd put my D in U.

Ruben!

Did you just make that up?

Yeah.

That was a mistake.

THEY LAUGH

And if that rizz didn't leave
the boys speechless enough,

I know someone who will,
cos here she is.

Whoa!

Whoa!
Wow.

You look gorgeous.

THEY WHOOP
Cowboys!

Thank you.
You're stunning.

OK, I've got something to tell you.

Tomorrow is the final kiss-off

where you each have
a very big decision to make.

Are you ready to commit

and take your relationship
into the real world?

Or is it best to call time
on your summer of love?

To give yourself time to think,

from tonight you will separate
from your partner.

That's great.
Thanks for that, Dannii.

You won't see each other
until the final kiss-off. Oh, wow.

Wow.
That's so intense.

You have a lot to think about.

And to help you
make the right decision,

your loved ones have flown to Italy.

THEY ALL YELL

And they are arriving very soon.

No!

Dannii! Dannii, Dannii, Dannii!

What?!

My family is here. Agh!

I'm overwhelmed.

Have a wonderful time, boys.

You'd best get ready,
and I will see you all tomorrow.

THEY ALL WHOOP AND CHEER

Bye!

Bye!
Ciao!

I need to decide what to wear.

This can't be real. Like, I actually
need to pinch myself.

Like, this cannot be real.

It is a lot to take in, Jas.

And after a summer away
from their loved ones,

the thought of being reunited
is beginning to sink in.

This is massive. It's massive
that my dad's even here.

Yeah.

It's just blown me away, like.

Oh, babe! Come.

It's going to be really nice.
They've come here to see you.

I just never thought...

Would never have thought
this would ever happen to me.

Do you know what I mean?
Why? Because, like,

I just never knew how, like,
my dad would take things,

and, like, now he's out here, like,

coming to the gayest place
in the world to support me.

But that's so good, though.
Look how everything's working out.

It's always been me and my dad
from day one when my mum died.

So, like,
I've only ever really thought,

like, as long as I've got my dad,
I don't need anyone else.

So, like, I feel like this is
just taking it to a new level.

There's so much going
through my head, like.

There's so many different parts
of it that I'm just, like...

Even if, like, we weren't a thing

and my dad was coming here,
that would have been, like...

A big thing in itself.
..a big thing in itself.

Oh, babe, come here.

You're so cute.

I'm really glad
that his dad is coming.

I'm there to support him
no matter what.

Right, has anyone seen an iron?

Are you excited
to see your families?

Because friends and family
have landed

to help the boys make the right
decision at the final kiss-off.

They're here, they're here.

It's time to fix up
and look sharp...

..and put some bloomin' clothes on.

I can't believe this is real. Like,
our family are going to be here.

I'm just so full of excitement.
The smile has not come off my face

since the minute we found out
we were meeting friends and family.

Family means everything to me.
They are my world.

I'm not nervous, I'm not stressed,
because I know that they'll see

the smile on my face and immediately
know that this is a good thing.

Meeting Aron for the first time
is Jas' dad and sister.

Hello! Hello!

Hello. Oh, my God!

I've been in this world for so long,

and this, like, burst of reality
just came.

I'm Jas' dad.

It just feels like
I'm in, like, a dream.

Seeing you guys... I'm crying!

Whoa.

And to meet Jas
is Aron's mum and sister.

THEY GREET EACH OTHER

Oh, my God! Oh, my God.

I just felt all the emotions.
It just felt like two huge parts

were just colliding.

We've been fortunate enough
to have been matched from day one.

Ohhh!
Oh, I love that.

Survived the test of time.
Wow. You guys,

I want to thank both of you,
because one thing that we bonded on

from the very beginning
was strong family values. Yeah.

So, genuinely, thank you
for raising Jas to be the person

that he is today because... Well...!
We couldn't be more prouder.

Wow. Don't.
I know.

You guys are a beautiful couple.
Like carbon copies.

Well, funny you should say that!

Yesterday, we had a cowboy party

and we came in
exactly the same outfit.

LAUGHTER
No!

Actually living in the moment
and watching our family interact

was so strange,
but in the most beautiful way.

This is so bizarre.
I do want to make a good impression.

That's my thing. Yeah, I feel like
first impressions are quite

important. You just be yourself.
I'm kind of scared, though.

On their way to meet Ruben
is Lars' brother and friend.

Hi, sexy!
Oh, my God!

My brother and Ryan's opinion
is going to be very important to me.

It could literally make or break

what I do from this point
with Ruben.

You look so tam. Oh, my God.
Thank you. Ruben, this is Liam,

my older brother. Ruben.
Very, very nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.
So nice to meet you too.

And joining the party
is Ruben's dad and sister.

SHE SHRIEKS

Oh, my God.
Lovely to meet you.

So nice to meet you. Nice to meet
you. How are you doing? Good.

It's quite emotional
seeing both of them,

because I feel so lucky
to have them both.

A family as supportive as that
is not a luxury

that all queer people get.

How's it been? Big question, I know.
Yeah. I'm guessing a whirlwind.

I have to know -
were you guys, like, coupled up

from the beginning?
No, we weren't.

We were not. We were not.
Who went after who?

Yeah! Ruben did get
quite a lot of attention.

I was kind of, yeah,
in my messy era in the beginning...

..in the beginning of my time here,
in all the different triangles.

But as soon as we sat down
and, like, got talking,

a lot of things really just cleared
up for me and I was just like,

"This is where I want to be putting
my energy into, actually."

Like, everything got a lot less
confusing. Yeah. And how seen I feel

when I'm with you. Yeah.
Ohhh! Yes.

That could be embarrassing!

That's one thing, because, like,
you know, with my journey,

it's like I've felt
quite misunderstood

a lot of my life.
So, like, I am transgender.

So for me, like, I just kind of
wanted to put myself out there,

finding love, being happy,
kind of... Yeah.

..see kind of the trans joy
in life.

Yeah! I feel like, with you,
it's just... I just...

Yeah, I feel so seen. Yeah.
Like, it's so nice.

That's amazing.
That is so special.

It felt amazing to just basically
be so open about who I am,

especially to your partner's family.
It's a big part of who I am,

and, you know, it's nothing that
I should feel ashamed about.

I literally can't stop smiling.
My lips are tight from the smiling!

Well, I'll see you tomorrow.

It went so well. It was so amazing.
To see them just felt magical.

Like, it was just so...
It's so sweet.

It's last hugs,
because the boys must separate

before they meet
at the final kiss-off tomorrow.

Now spill the tea. What do
the friends and family really think?

Aron seems really, really nice.
Like, just meeting him there,

like, he seemed really, really
genuine. And even just the way

he was talking. He's career driven,
he likes to travel.

I wonder who that is!

Does he just constantly talk?

I've never introduced my parents
to a boy before.

Culturally, it's not common.
You would only really

introduce someone if you felt like
they were endgame.

And I just love the fact
that I belong to a family

that's so progressive
and moving with the times.

Having you guys' support has been,
like, the most amazing thing.

Like, I can sit here and, like...
Don't, don't, don't, don't.

Listen, you've got to be proud
of YOURSELF.

We can only support you in so much.
But at the end of the day,

you've got this. Exactly.
You got here. You've done so well.

We haven't done this.

It's beautiful that you've
found someone who's beautiful.

Jas is incredible, like,
beautiful both in and out.

And I'm excited at the possibility
and the opportunity to

get to know Jas on the outside.
But, like, really think about, like,

whether this is, like, a temporary
feeling or whether,

like, this is something
that's going to develop more.

Be honest with yourself.

Seeing my mum and my sister,
it becomes a lot more real.

It becomes a lot more of
a serious decision.

This is now my real life.

I haven't seen you like this before.
Like, to see you so comfortable.

And, like, I can tell
when you're, like, faking it.

And, like, you're not faking it.
Like, that's really nice,

like, as your sister. Yeah. What are
you thinking about tomorrow?

Actually, yesterday kind of
had some hiccups for the first time,

which was actually really stressful.
That's the thing -

at this point, it's, like...
It's real now.

We're leaving gay fantasyland
and we're entering hetty land.

I am a bit nervous.

Me and Lars have had a bit of
a hiccup over the last day or so,

but I really hope that it's only
going to make us stronger

rather than drive us apart.

So what do you think of him?
He's so hot!

My God. He's like...like a model.
You killed it there.

I was manifesting for you
to find your dream man.

Yesterday, we had a little bit of
a bump. It almost felt kind of

too good to be true, a little bit.
Yeah. He's just saying all the right

things, just telling me things
that you want me to hear.

It's like it's getting really
serious now. People's feelings are

getting involved. And he reassured
me he was like, "No, we're, like,

"definitely on the same page."
I like him.

He does seem really nice and polite.
Give it a go.

Like, you don't know unless you try.
And you clearly have a connection.

If you like him,
if you really do like him,

it's worth... You regret
the things you don't do,

not the things you do do.
Yeah.

Ryan and Liam, they didn't really
have anything negative to say

about Ruben. They seemed to kind of
really be supportive of it.

They think I should really
give it a good go.

As the sun sets on the Masseria,
two couples have been left

with a lot to think about.
And for our remaining boys,

the wait to meet their loved ones
is finally over.

What should I not say?
Don't make a farm joke.

OK, no farm jokes.

I am absolutely bricking it.

I don't want to do this any more!

Meeting Jordan for the first time
is Callum's sister and brother.

Oh, my! You look so nice.
OK. How's it going?

Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.

It literally just feels so nice
to see them.

Like, it's crazy that they're here.

To meet Callum,
Jordan's dad and stepmum.

This is crazy.

As soon as I saw them,
I literally burst into tears.

I was like,
"This is so nice, to see them."

This is Callum. Hi.
Nice to meet you. Hi.

Pleased to meet you.
Nice to meet you. How are you guys?

This is mental!
Welcome!

Well, you look nice together.
How was your journey?

How has your journey been?
Our journey's been...interesting.

Interesting.
Like, we didn't start off together.

So I actually came in late.
I was with someone else.

Yeah. And then we ended up together,
didn't we?

Yeah. I actually wingmanned him
to be with someone else.

It was messy. It was messy.
Yeah, it was messy. And since then,

has it been smooth? Yeah.
I definitely feel like my journey

started when we started speaking
in here. Yeah.

He's spoken so highly of his dad.

I just have to try and make
a good impression, I guess.

Jordan has been telling me
about your farm.

I'm just interested to know
what it's actually like on the farm.

I've never really been to one.
It's a great way of life, really,

working in a beautiful place.

I love looking after animals. Yeah.
You do love it. It's really good.

Yeah. It's been your whole life.
It's been me whole life.

That's so sweet.
You'll come to the farm, though.

I will come to the farm.
I think I'll bring more, like,

the vibes as opposed to, like...

..like, mucking in. You told me
that you want to milk a cow.

No, YOU told me
I was going to milk a cow!

It was so nice to see him
in, like, that environment,

because he was really good at,
like, holding the convo

a lot better than me. It was really
cute. Like, I think we did well.

I'll tell you tomorrow,
when he doesn't turn round!

Oh, my God, I'm peeing my pants.

Are you? Yeah. We've got this.
I don't know why I'm nervous.

I know, I know.

To meet a nervous Hugh are
Jack's friends Ashley and Charlotte.

THEY SHRIEK

Oh, my God. Hi. Nice to meet
you guys. Nice to meet you.

How are you?
I'm good, thank you.

My girlies came
round the corner first.

They're literally, like, my rock.

Oh, my God.

Yeah. I'm just so happy to see them.

You're both stunning.
Oh, my God. You are!

And joining the get-together to meet
Jack, Hugh's friends Tim and Kevin.

Hello!

This is Jack.

How are we?
I'm great, I'm great.

How's everything? It's good, yeah.
Do you want to start?

I'll start.
You didn't come in for a while.

Oh! I had a couple of mishaps.
And then you came in

and saved the day when I was dressed
as Princess Diana.

Yeah? Yeah.
Yes. Oh, my God.

So then what happened?

We've had a bit of a bumpy road.
Really? There was just rumours

going round that you were
getting to know another boy.

And... You know me!

LAUGHTER

I think, yeah, Jack went as far as
to say he'd rather stick his dick

in a kettle of boiling water.
I apologise. Obviously,

I would not rather put my willy
in a boiling kettle!

I can't believe
he brought up the kettle.

They must think
I'm absolutely outrageous.

And have you been OK since?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Pretty good. Yous look happy.
Like, you do. You really do.

Why are you getting shy?
Shut up.

Oh, I love it! I love it.

I'll see you tomorrow.
Yeah, yeah.

Great to meet you.
Great to meet you, Jordan. Yeah.

I liked... Just, you seemed, like,
honest with each other.

And you don't seem giddy,
which I really like.

My sister will just tell me straight
up. I'm not going to lie, I'm on the

phone to my sister 24/7. I'm excited
to see what she has to say.

Hopefully it's good.

Has there been any red flags?

Mm. The distance is long distance.
Yeah. As much as, like, the distance

is there and we are willing to put
in effort, like, it might not work.

So that's the only bit where
I'm like... I don't see that, like,

loads of optimism. Because
you're being realistic, you know?

Are you really excited about him?
Is there a spark?

Are you feeling it? Definitely.
Like, I didn't come in here

looking for him. And then later on,
when we started hanging out,

I was like, "Oh, there is
actually something here."

It sounds like it.
It's nice to hear. Yeah.

I can tell you've got a bond,
the way you look at one another.

I really like him. He's got
a really good energy as well.

Like, he's really shown me
at every point, like,

more than I could have ever asked,
like, more than anyone ever has.

Like, he's just been like,
"We're fine." Like. "We're good."

Like, "I like you for you."

If he makes you happy,
Jordan, just go for it...

Yeah. ..because you deserve it.
Yeah. You really do.

We're so happy for you.
You do what you want to do,

knowing that we approve
of whatever you decide.

Big hugs.

Love you.

We're so proud of you.

It just fills my heart
that they're here with me.

And it's just so nice to hear my dad
say that he's proud of me.

Like, it's just so special that
he can be here to experience this.

I do have some kind of, like...not
concerns, but, I guess, questions.

I've introduced, like,
previous partners to friends before,

and I really use it
as, like, a litmus test.

Like, if you pass the friends check,
you're golden. If you don't...

What are you going to do?
I don't know. My head's just a bit

scrambled. OK. Well, can you
actually, genuinely, see yourself

going to Liverpool once a month?
Twice a month? Once a MONTH?

Well, I don't know.
Well, yeah. Like... Yeah.

How often do you think
you'd have to go up?

I don't know.
Gut reaction - I feel like...

..the cons might outweigh the pros.
Just because you're good for someone

doesn't mean they're good for you.
Wow. You know?

They're my ride or die. It's like
they have my back no matter what.

So if they have, like, a major issue
or they see a problem,

like, I place a lot of value
and a lot of weight on that.

And they've kind of given me
a lot of food for thought

as to how tomorrow will go.

What do YOU think?

The girls meet a new boy
every weekend!

With that norm comes a lot
of, just, bluntness.

Not even blunt -
they're just so honest.

I've seen people come and go
very quickly just because of things

that the girls have said.

You're not, like, on him.
Mm.

Like, your leg's not on him.
What are yous like normally, like?

Are you touchy-feely? We were very
touchy-feely to begin with.

And then the mishap happened,
and it's not been touchy-feely.

So that's put you back. Mm.
Now you don't trust him.

You need to stop letting past issues
that happened give you these big,

huge trust issues,
because he's not that person.

He's not what them people
did to you.

So you can't paint him
with that brush.

Yeah. Don't overthink it.
Just follow your heart, basically.

I know it's a cliche
and whatever, but, like,

genuinely just follow your heart.
Do whatever YOU need to do for you.

They give me the tough love
that I need,

and I love the tough love of them.

I feel like I've got a lot
in my brain at this point.

There's that much going on in there,
and I'm surprised it even fits

in me big head.
And I've got a big head. Ohhh!

You look sexy.
Looking fit!

Our couples have been separated
for the final night in the Masseria,

to help them think long and hard
about their decision

at tomorrow's final kiss-off.

Oh, look at this!
All together.

If they truly see a future together,

they will turn to their partner.
But if in their heart of hearts

they don't see it working,
they must not turn.

I'm not going to lie, guys. It's a
lot and I'm feeling a bit stressed.

It's definitely not, like,
straightforward.

Would be so much easier if it was.
Yeah, I know.

It's gay-forward,
not straightforward!

Ain't nothing straight
about this shit.

As great as things
with me and Jordan are going,

it's not the easiest decision
in the world. Like, it still is

a big choice to make. And I'm glad
that my siblings do like him.

But is this
an amazing holiday romance,

or is this man going to be
my future boyfriend?

Like, there's a big difference
between the two.

So...yeah, it was honestly...
Oh, I like that smile!

Yeah, that was so cute.
It was honestly, like,

way better than I could
even have anticipated.

His dad and his sister, like,
seemed very, like, invested in us

and our experience. And obviously
it's a nice reassurance for me,

considering after last night,
about all that drama that happened.

It seems very possible
that we can make this work.

But with the distance, it's going
to be very difficult to not be able

to see him all the time. Like,
that trust has got to be 100% there,

because Ruben does get
a lot of attention from other boys.

Like, I'm going to have to feel very
secure in my relationship with him.

Goodnight, all. Love you so much.

Goodnight for the final time!

Oh, my God! Mmmmmmmwah!

Oh! Can we stop with
the "final time" chat?

I'm not ready for this to be over.
Night-night, boys.

Today's the day.

Can't wait to see
how this turns out.

THEY LAUGH

And just like that, it's the morning
of the final kiss-off.

The last day in the Masseria,

and the last chance
to make full use of the facilities.

When in Italy, right, boys?

Kiss-offs are nerve-racking
when it's just us boys.

But now we have all of our friends

and family there in front of us
as well.

My God, this shit is real, honey.

I'm nervous. I'm not going to lie.

The final kiss-off looming, like, it
is actually quite a big decision.

So, erm, yeah, I'm reflecting.

This is a lot, isn't it?
Yeah.

At the start, like, it wasn't quite
plain sailing with me and Callum,

but hopefully I've found a boy
for life,

and I'm just so excited
for the future.

I'm stressed out.
I'm really stressed out.

Why you stressed out?

About the decision?
About my outfit.

Oh.
HE LAUGHS

It's not officially a wedding,
but it's a wedding.

That's what it's giving.
I literally look like a bride.

The pressure...

The pressure is much bigger.
Bigger.

Spending a night away from Lars

has definitely given me
a lot of time to think.

I think what's really strengthened
mine and Lars' relationship in here

has been the moments
when it's been difficult,

and I think it has left us at
a point

where I feel much more secure
with him.

But at the same time, if we're only
going through hard times

and not any good times,
what kind of relationship is that?

I came out of the families situation

so happy and so positive
about it all.

And then I think just being separate
from him and just, like...

I felt really secure and certain
with my decision yesterday,

and today it's just like...

..I do not feel certain
in what I'm going to do.

You know, it's serious.

Basically calling Ruben
my boyfriend,

and that's, like,
a really massive deal.

And the fact that I'm not at 100%
right now is, like,

kind of freaking me out
and making me doubt

whether I should turn around or not.

It's the moment of truth.
The final kiss-off is here.

Will the boys turn to
a future together

or will they call time
on their summer of love?

Looks like our Romeos are ready.

Emanuele is free pouring the fizz,

and the friends and family
are taking their seats.

All we need now is Mother Minogue.

Ciao, bella!

that have gone before

CHEERING

Dannii, you look amazing.
APPLAUSE

Hey there!

Friends and family,
a huge welcome to the Masseria.

It is so lovely to have you here
in Italy on this very special day.

Now it's time for the boys to decide
whether their relationship has

what it takes to go the distance.

Will they put in the work needed
when reality hits home?

to go home

Ultimately, will they commit
to each other in front of you,

their friends and family?

Or do they feel, hand on heart,
it's best to call time

on their summer of love
and let each other go?

First up, Jas and Aron.

I just have to remind myself

that despite how nerve-racking
all this is,

that I've got to just follow my gut.

Welcome.
Thank you very much.

I go from feeling excited
to absolutely bricking it.

A sense of thrill.
Wanting to scream.

All the emotions, all at once.

OK, boys, this is it.

I hope you make the right decision
for you,

whatever that may be.

If you want to stay with your boy,
then turn and kiss him.

Aron and I have had
this amazing experience in here.

He just makes me
so incredibly happy.

But if you want to call time
on your summer of love,

then don't turn.

Jas is the most beautiful person
I've ever met,

both inside and out.

Boys, if you're ready to commit,

then seal it with a kiss...

..now.

HEARTBEAT

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Oh!
THEY LAUGH

Wow! What a way to start!

Oh, my God, my heart is racing.

How do you feel?

I feel on top of the world.

Like, once my legs stop shaking,
I think I'll feel a lot better.

Shake it out.

If this Masseria is like
a gay rainbow,

then finishing it off
with Aron here feels like

the pot of gold at the end of it.
Oh!

DANNII LAUGHS
APPLAUSE

THEY LAUGH

Ah!
JAS LAUGHS

Oh, my God!
What the hell.

We shared memories,

experiences, laughs,

underwear.
LAUGHTER

We shared so much, and I'm just
so excited for what comes next.

That is such a great end
to this summer for you guys.

I can't imagine it any other way.

What an amazing way
to start the kiss-off.

It's made me so happy.
Everyone is so happy.

Give it up for these boys.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

You are the most incredible person.

So thank you for just being you.

Oh!
Wow.

It's gorgeous to see you two just...

Oh, thanks, Dannii. Thank you.

OK, next up, Jack and Hugh.

I am scared.

We've obviously struggled with
communication a couple of times,

but I'm ready to just
put all my cards on the table.

There's been bumps along the way,
no doubt about that.

Although he's been the right guy
for me in the Masseria,

this has to be right for me.

OK, boys. Be honest.

Follow your heart
and follow your gut.

If you want to stay with your boy,
then turn and kiss him.

Would I be willing to lose him
if I said no?

And I don't think I am.

But if you want to call time
on your summer of love,

don't turn.

It's been a whirlwind.

But where I am right now,
I'm ready.

Boys, if you're ready to commit,

then seal it with a kiss...

..now.

HEARTBEAT

then we go down together

I might just stay forever

Oh, no!

What happened?

Listen, Jack is one of the funniest,
most insane people I've ever met.

And underneath it all,
he's so sensitive.

And I know that there is
someone out there

who can champion him
in everything that he does.

But that guy...
That guy is just not me.

Jack, how do you feel?

It's OK. I definitely get it.

Like, I was very 50/50
up until the last minute,

but I'm happy with my decision.

Hugh, out of everyone in here,

has made me feel the most
comfortable with being myself.

Whenever I had, like,
little wobbles with,

like, my femininity and, like,
where I stand on that spectrum,

you were always the person
that had my corner,

and made me feel like I should be
the loudest about it,

as opposed to being quiet
when I have my little moments,

and I can't thank you enough
for that.

Hugh, I know the decision
would have been tough,

but I really respect
what you've done.

It's honest, and it's lovely to see
the respect you have for each other.

So on that note, let's give it up
for these gorgeous boys.

I stand by everything I've said
and done in here.

He's a great, great guy,

and we're going to be friends
after this.

I'm sure we're going to have
a lot of fun.

Next in, it's Jordan and Callum.

I've never been so vulnerable
so quickly with someone.

I never let my guard get this low.

Like, I've just really opened myself
up in this experience.

And that is all because of Callum
and how reassuring he is.

I just hope he's feeling the same.

HE GROANS

Making this decision on my own
is hard enough,

but having to make this decision
in front of Jordan's family,

my family, everyone's friends
and family...

..this is really intense.

If you want to stay with your boy,
then turn and kiss him.

The thing that is, like,
stressing me out

is there is a bit of distance
between us,

and there's so many challenges
that we could face.

Part of me has...

The guard' s started to come up
a little bit, like,

do you just protect yourself?

But that's very much like,
"What if that happens?"

And I shouldn't make my decision
on what ifs.

If you're ready to commit,
then seal it with a kiss...

..now.

HEARTBEAT

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

That was electric! Oh, wow!

How are you feeling?
That was a lot.

It was a lot.
I was stressed!

I feel good now.
Yeah! Yeah, relieved.

Especially from not being able
to see each other from last night.

It was crazy. But I'm happy.

I've got my own little farmer.

Ha!
I know where my bread's buttered,

and he's going to make the butter
to butter it. No!

So I'm feeling great.

There were fireworks
that we could see

when the two of you got together.

Yeah. I've loved
getting to know Jordan.

And I think from when we decided
to explore what we had here,

that was definitely
when my journey started.

And I feel like if things carry on
the way they are,

that will be the same
in the real world.

Oh, my God!
My heart is fluttering for you two.

I ain't scared of no distance.
What's a two-hour train?

Do you know what I mean?
Just get on the train.

We're both grown. Adults.

Everyone give it up for Jordan
and Callum.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

They're now exclusive!

Thank you.

Great to see you.

Finally, it's Reuben and Lars.

Lars just makes me feel really warm.

We've had hiccups
in the last few days,

but I think that ultimately, those
have made our connection stronger.

I think it's been really,
really good to have some moments

of realness where we've faced
the fact that both of us are scared

of this next step.

We've had a few little bumps,

and I just feel like
if that's the case now,

then when we're living
in different cities,

like, that's just going to be
even more difficult.

I absolutely adore Ruben,

and don't want our journey
to just end here.

I do really want to say yes.

I'm right by your side, boys.

Just be totally honest
with yourselves.

If you want to stay with your boy,
then turn and kiss him.

It's a big commitment.

I don't want to give up
what we have,

and I don't want that to stop now.

At this point, I think it would
be an insane disservice

to the two of us to not
give it our all in the real world.

But if you want to call time
on your summer of love...

..then don't turn.

HE SIGHS

I just wish we had more time.

I want to kiss him.
Do you know what I mean?

I want to see his face. Kiss him.
I do want to do that.

I don't fucking know.

My head's completely gone.

Boys, if you're ready to commit,
then seal it with a kiss...

..now.

HEARTBEAT

OK, Lars, take a breath.

It's OK. Turn and face me.

Talk me through how you
came to this decision.

This was probably one of the most
difficult decisions I've made.

I think you're fucking fantastic.

Like, I've never met anyone
like you.

And I adore you so much.

But we don't know how it's going
to be with the distance,

and I feel like we just needed
more time.

Ruben, how are you feeling?

Um...

To be real, I'm quite...

I'm quite shocked.

I put so much time and energy
into him.

I opened up my heart to him

just for him to not turn around
at the end.

I probably will need to take
some time to kind of...

..figure out how I feel.

When I could hear that
he turned around,

I felt so guilty.

I am extremely proud of myself
that I did stand there

and go with my gut.

I just hope he really understands
where I'm coming from.

Do you want to give each other
a hug?

I'm so proud of you both.

It's OK.

All right, let's give it up
for these two.

I think I just need some time to
figure out how I feel about things.

I'm going to keep it open
for whatever may come.

Whether that's Lars or...

Or somebody else.

SHE SIGHS

Thank you, boys,
for being so open and honest here.

It's been a true honour
to join you on this journey,

from your first kiss in the Masseria
to your last.

If you're leaving here
with a heavy heart,

remember, always keep it open.

If you're leaving here as a couple,

I wish you all the best
in your next steps together.

I'm definitely rooting for you!
LAUGHTER

Boys, never change who you are.

Stay true to yourselves, stay proud,
and most importantly,

love who you want to love.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

And this is my favourite moment
of all.

Let's go party!
CHEERING

I'm just bursting with queer joy.

We've got all of these people

that have chosen to come and support
all of us.

I kissed a boy,

and he didn't kiss me back
in the end.

But you know what?
I have an amazing queer family now,

and I could not be more grateful
for that.

I've had the time of my life,
and, yeah, I've done me

and I've done me proud.

This has been the craziest,

wildest, gayest thing
I've ever done in my life.

The younger me could have
never imagined this experience,

and to share it with my mum
and my sister and Jas' family,

it just feels like a dream.

I could not be prouder
of my brother.

I love you, sis.

You are amazing.

Thank you for being here.

Pleasure! I'll do anything for you.
Always standing by me.

No matter what.
No matter what, you are you.

And you're my brother.

I'm going to cry.

This journey's done something that
I couldn't quite do for you,

hasn't it? Yeah.
And I saw that straight away.

My little boy.
Oh!

Thank you to Dannii,
and thank you to all the gay gods.

Very that. That this has been
the summer of my life,

and I wouldn't have it
any other way.

I love you dead hard
and I love you dead hard.

I love you dead hard too!

I'm so proud of you and that... Oh!
Oh, come here!

THEY LAUGH

I kissed a boy

and I loved it!

Mwah!

Well, what an incredible
big gay summer.

Next time on I Kissed A Boy,
it's the reunion.

It's time to get all the juice.

Sometimes we just love sleepover,
don't we?

We're just so close.
LAUGHTER

Let's just say I was not
eating the apple.

I know a few gays.

Hi, boys.
LAUGHTER

That's not actually something
that I said, though.

Unfortunately,
things haven't been good.

What?!

Let the music start

In an open heart

and we are kissing