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PERFECT.
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WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO
ABOUT THIS TABLE?
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I THINK
IT'S GOOD THERE.
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HEY, BRAD,
WHAT'S GOING ON?
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OH, NOT MUCH. I JUST
GOT ACCEPTED TO YALE!
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WE GOT LIGHTS.
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OH, YEAH! ALL RIGHT,
LET'S FIRE IT$UP.
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DID YOU GUYS HEAR?
I GOT INTO AN
IVY LEAGUE SCHOOL!
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DID YOU HEAR?
WE GOT A JUKEBOX.
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YEAH, I THINK ONE OF
THE BULBS IS BURNED OUT.
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OH, MAN.
YALE!
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JOURNEY!
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COME ON, COME ON,
COME ON!
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I'M THINKING.
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WELL, WE DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR THINKMNG, YOU IDIOT.
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THESE HAVE TO BE
POST-MARKED TODAY.
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OK, I'M WRITING YOUR
COLLEGE ESSAYS FOR YOU,
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AND YOU'RE CALLING ME
AN IDIOT?
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OK, YOU'RE NOT AN IDIOT.
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YOU'RE JUST GOING SLOW
LIKE AN IDIOT.
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HEY, I GOT AN EARLY
ACCEPTANCE TO YALE.
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CONGRATULATIONS.
UH, DON'T FORGET
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ABOUT THE PERSONAL
STATEMENT STUFF ON
THE BACK.
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"WHAT'S THAT, BRAD?
WOW, THAT'S AMAZING!
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YALE! GOOD FOR YOU!"
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OH, MY GOD, BRAD!
I'M SO SORRY!
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CONGRATULATIONS!
IT'S GREAT!
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IT'S REALLY, REALLY
GREAT, AND I LOVE YOU,
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BUT THESE HAVE TO BE
IN THE MAIL TODAY,
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AND THE POST OFFICE
CLOSES IN 15 MINUTES.
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OK, OK, LET'S BUST IT
YALIE STYLE.Ê ÓF2Ö
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OK.
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WHAT WOULD I SAY IS
MY BIGGEST WEAKNESS?
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PROCRASTINATION?
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NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO, NO.
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NO, NO, NO. NO.
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AW, COME ON, BABY,
IT'S A KEEPSAKE.
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IT'S THE ONLY THING
I HAVE LEFT
FROM THE BAR.
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OH, COME ON, EDDIE.
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AMY BOUGHT THE BAR.
DIDN'T THE JUKEBOX
COME WITH IT?
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SHE SAID ALL THE SONGS
ON IT WERE WHACK.
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I WAS LIKE, "WHACK?"
WE'RE SAYING
"WHACK" NOW?
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ALL RIGHT, SO SOME
OF THE SONGS SUCK,
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BUT AFTER ALL THE YEARS
WE'VE LISTENED TO THEM,
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THEY'VE GOT
SENTIMENTAL VALUE.
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"COME ON,
FEEL THE NOISE"?
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YEAH, COME ON, BABY,
FEEL THE NOISE.
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OH, I WILL FEEL
THAT NOISE.
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I'LL FEEL THAT NOISE
AS LONG AS YOU ROCK ME
LIKE A HURRICANE.
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I'M GONNA ROCK YOU
LIKE A HURRICANE.
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HA HA!
COME ON.
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GO, RUN!
RUN LIKE THE WIND!
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WHAT IS THAT
ALL ABOUT?
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OH, YOU KNOW JIMMY.
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ALWAYS PUTTING
STUFF OFF TILL
THE LAST MINUTE.
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SEAN, I THOUGHT YOU
WERE GONNA BABY-PROOF
THE HOUSE THIS WEEK.
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YEAH, YEAH, I AM,
BUT THE BABY'S NOT
COMING FOR 5 MONTHS.
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WE GOT PLENTY OF TIME.
ALL RIGHT, COME ON,
GO, JETS!
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GO, METS!
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SEAN, I THOUGHT YOU
WERE GONNA BABY-PROOF
THE HOUSE THIS WEEK.
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
I'M ON IT.
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WHAT ARE YOU WRITING?
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MY VALEDICTORIAN
SPEECH.
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"AS WE SET SAIL
OFF TO ADULTHOOD,
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WE MUST REMEMBER THAT
EVERY JOURNEY BEGINS
WITH ONE SMALL STEP"?
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YES.
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I THOUGHT WE WERE SAILING.
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WE ARE.
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SO WE WOULDN'T START OFF
WITH A STEP.
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YEAH, WE HAVE TO STEP
ONTO THE BOAT, BUDDY.
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IT'S A MIXED METAPHOR.
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OK, FINE.
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EVERY JOURNEY OF SAILING
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BEGINS WITH
ONE SMALL BREEZE.
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OH, LIL,
YOU GOT A LETTER.
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FROM WHO?
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SOUTHERN CONNECTICUT
STATE UNIVERSITY.
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REALLY?
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WHAT'S IT SAY?
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HOW LAZY ARE YOU?
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I'M NOT,
I'M JUST NERVOUS, OK?
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OH, MY GOD.
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OH, MY GOD,
I GOT INTO SCSU.
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YOU GOT IN!
CONGRATULATIONS!
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YEAH...THANKS.
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OH, GOD.
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WHAT "OH, GOD"?
YOU GOT ACCEPTED
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TO THE SCHOOL
YOU WANTED TO GO TO!
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YEAH. YEAH, BECAUSE
SCSU IS IN NEW HAVEN,
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WHICH IS WHERE YALE IS,
WHICH IS WHERE BRAD
IS GOING.
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RIGHT, WHICH IS WHAT
YOU WANTED, ISN'T IT?
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YEAH. YEAH, IT WAS.
IT IS, IT IS...
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I GUESS. I JUST...
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WHEN I DIDN'T HEAR
FROM THEM, I ASSUMED
I'D BE GOING TO RUTGERS.
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BUT I THOUGHT YOU
WANTED TO GO TO SCSU
SO YOU COULD BE WITH BRAD.
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WELL, I THOUGHT SO, TOO,
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BUT AM I GONNA PICK
A COLLEGE JUST SO
I CAN BE WITH BRAD?
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RIGHT, BUT IF YOU
WENT TO RUTGERS,
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IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'D
NEVER SEE HIM.
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I MEAN, IT'S ONLY
2 HOURS AWAY FROM YALE.
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THAT'S TRUE, BUT
MAYBE THOSE 2 HOURS
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WILL BE THE 2 HOURS
THAT HE MEETS ANOTHER GIRL.
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HMM.
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WHO CARES?
LIKE I'M THAT INSECURE.
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BUT WHAT IF SHE'S
SOME HOT BRAIN CHICK?
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I MEAN, WHAT IF SHE
HOOKS HIM BY READING
HIM EROTIC POETRY
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FROM, LIKE, THE NEGATIVE
3RD CENTURY OR SOMETHING?
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THAT BRAINY BITCH.
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WHAT AM I DOING?
BRAD AND I ARE
GREAT TOGETHER.
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AND I DON'T WANT
TO HURT HIM.
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BUT THIS IS
A MAJOR LIFE PLAN.
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I MEAN, YOU DON'T
MARRY YOUR HIGH SCHOOL
BOYFRIEND.
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UH, YOU DON'T NECESSARILY
NOT MARRY YOUR HIGH
SCHOOL BOYFRIEND.
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I MEAN, ON PURPOSE, MOM.
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YOU WERE LUCKY.
YOU GOT PREGNANT.
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DIDN'T HAVE TO
MAKE A CHOICE.
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OH, YEAH, ONE OF THE MANY
BENEFITS OF TEEN PREGNANCY.
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HEY, SEAN.
HEY, ED.
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HEY, UNCLE EDDIE.
WHAT'S THAT?
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IT'S YOUR
GRADUATION PRESENT.
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WHAT?! SERIOUSLY?
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OH, MY GOD.
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NO WAY. IT'S A STEREO.
THAT'S AWESOME!
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SO, ED, WE HAVE TO
SCRATCH THE SERIAL NUMBERS
OFF THIS THING?
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NO, WE DO NOT.
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COME ON, HELP ME
WITH THE SPEAKERS.
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WHOA, HEY!
WHOSE CAR IS THIS?
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IT'S MINE.
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ED, YOU CAN'T AFFORD
A CAR LIKE THIS.
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I MADE SOME MONEY
WHEN AMY BOUGHT THE BAR.
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WE BOTH DID.
VERY LITTLE MONEY,
WHICH WE SPLIT EVENLY.
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HOW THE HELL ARE YOU
DRIVING THIS
AND I'M DRIVING THAT?
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HERE'S THE BEAUTIFUL PART.
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AMY TURNED AROUND
AND SOLD THE BAR.
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SHE TRIPLED HER MONEY.
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OH, MY GOD.
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AND SINCE ME AND HER
ARE LIVING TOGETHER NOW,
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WE SORT OF POOLED
OUR ASSETS.
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IT'S GREAT, RIGHT?
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IT'S FANTASTIC.
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IT'S GREAT. IT'S REALLY...
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IT'S UNBELIEVABLE!
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[CLANG]
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I'M SORRY. BOOM BOX.
EXCUSE ME, SIR.
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WHY ARE YOU CARRYING
THAT THING?
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BABY, I DIDN'T WANT
TO LEAVE IT IN THE CAR--
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OH, GOD, EXCUSE ME.
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WHY DID YOU TAKE IT
OUT OF OUR HOUSE AND
PUT IT IN THE CAR?
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MUST WE OVERANALYZE
EVERYTHING?
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OK, CAN'T WE JUST SIT
AND ENJOY LILY'S GRADUATION?
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YES, FINE. I NEED THE
CAR IMMEDIATELY AFTER.
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MY ECONOMICS FINAL'S
AT 3:00.
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HEY, DAD.
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HEY, SON,
THAT SEAT'S SAVED.
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FOR WHO?
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SOMEBODY ASKED ME
TO SAVE A SEAT.
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YOU'RE SAVING A SEAT
FOR A STRANGER?
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I'M SAVING THE SEAT
FOR MY GIRLFRIEND, OK?
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THE ADS IN THIS PROGRAM
ARE IN COLOR!
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YOUR GIRLFRIEND?
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FINE. NOW YOU KNOW.
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WOW, WALT, IF SHE'S COMING
TO LILY'S GRADUATION,
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THIS MUST BE SERIOUS.
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WE DON'T HAVE TO
DWELL ON THIS.
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OK, DAD, JUST HOW LONG
DID YOU THINK YOU COULD
KEEP THIS A SECRET?
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IT WASN'T SO HARD.
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I'VE KEPT IT A SECRET
FROM YOU FOR 7 MONTHS.
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7 MONTHS?
7 MONTHS?
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7 MONTHS?
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WAIT A MINUTE. YOU KNOW,
EVERY TIME I CALL THE HOUSE,
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YOU KNOW, A WOMAN ANSWERS.
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YOU ALWAYS SAY IT'S
YOUR CLEANING LADY.
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YOU LIED TO US?
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NO, I'VE NEVER LIED
TO YOU, NEVER ONCE.
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OH, MY GOD, DAD,
YOU'RE SLEEPING WITH
THE CLEANING LADY.
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SHE'S GOT A NAME!
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WOW. DO YOU REALIZE THIS
IS THE LAST TIME WE'LL
BE IN THIS HALLWAY?
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WE HAVE TO COME BACK
TOMORROW TO GIVE BACK
OUR CAPS AND GOWNS.
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NO, NO, THAT'S
IN THE CAFETERIA.
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THIS IS THE LAST TIME
WE'RE GONNA BE
IN THIS HALLWAY
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HERE, OUTSIDE OF ANNEX 2.
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AT LEAST WE'RE ALWAYS
GONNA BE TOGETHER.
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YEP. NEW HAVEN,
HERE WE COME.
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YEAH, IT'S LIKE YOU
AND I WILL HAVE A
"NEW HAVEN" FOR OUR LOVE.
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YEAH, IT'S LIKE WE'RE
NEXT DOOR TO EACH OTHER,
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LIKE NOTHING'S CHANGED.
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YEP! NO CHANGE.
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NONE.
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AND WHY SHOULD
THINGS CHANGE?
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WE'RE AT A HUGE CROSSROADS
IN OUR LIFE, YOU KNOW.
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DOESN'T MEAN THINGS
HAVE TO CHANGE.
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HELL, NO!
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HOW CAN OUR DAUGHTER BE
GRADUATING FROM HIGH SCHOOL?
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WE'RE WAY TOO YOUNG
FOR THIS.
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IT SEEMS LIKE WE JUST
GRADUATED FROM THIS
PLACE. REMEMBER?
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OH, YEAH, I REMEMBER.
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YOU WERE PREGNANT
WITH LILY AND...
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YOU WANTED ME DEAD.
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YEAH.
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NOW YOU KNOCKED
ME UP FOR LILY'S
GRADUATION, TOO.
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THERE'S A CERTAIN
POETRY TO THAT,
DON'T YOU THINK?
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AH, MAYBE
A DIRTY LIMERICK.
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IS THIS SEAT TAKEN?
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NO, MA'AM!
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SEE, THAT'S THE KIND
OF THING THAT MIGHT HAVE
TIPPED US OFF, DAD.
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UH, MARICRUZ,
THESE ARE MY BOYS,
EDDIE AND SEAN.
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THAT'S SEAN'S WIFE
CLAUDIA, THERE'S JIMMY,
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AND HENRY'S SOMEWHERE.
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IT'S A REAL PLEASURE--
[CLANK]
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OH, GOD--BATTERIES.
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WHY DID YOU BRING
THAT THING?
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WHY? 'CAUSE I JUST--
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IF I WANTED TO--
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OK. LAST WEEK
I WENT TO SCHOOL
TO PICK UP HENRY...
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MR. FINNERTY.
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SISTER HELEN.
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I KNOW WHAT YOUR
DAUGHTER'S UP TO?
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EXCUSE ME?
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DON'T PLAY DUMB,
MR. FINNERTY.
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NEXT WEEK
IS GRADUATION.
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00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:11,184
EVERY YEAR THE SENIORS
PLAY A PRANK
222
00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:12,519
TO DISRUPT MY
COMMENCEMENT SPEECH.
223
00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:16,857
LAST YEAR THEY DROPPED
PIG'S BLOOD ON MYSELF
AND MONSIGNOR REILLY.
224
00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,826
LIKE IN CARRIE?
225
00:09:18,859 --> 00:09:20,694
THAT WAS A PROM.
226
00:09:20,728 --> 00:09:24,832
I KNOW. WAIT A MINUTE.
ACTUAL PIG'S BLOOD?
227
00:09:24,865 --> 00:09:27,267
FINE, IT WAS
MARINARA SAUCE.
228
00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:30,270
EITHER WAY,
MR. FINNERTY,
I'M NOT NAIVE.
229
00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:32,139
THERE'S A PRANK BEING
PLANNED THIS YEAR,
230
00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:34,107
AND I'M CERTAIN LILY
IS THE RINGLEADER.
231
00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:36,009
SISTER HELEN, LILY
IS A GOOD KID
232
00:09:36,043 --> 00:09:39,980
AND I FIND IT HARD
TO BELIEVE THAT YOU--
A NUN, OF ALL PEOPLE--
233
00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:43,751
WOULD STAND HERE
AND MAKE SUCH
BASELESS ACCUSATIONS!
234
00:09:43,784 --> 00:09:46,153
NOW, I'M GONNA FIND
MY DAUGHTER,
235
00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:47,020
AND I'M GONNA ASK HER,
236
00:09:47,054 --> 00:09:50,123
AND WHEN SHE TELLS ME
THAT YOU'RE WRONG,
237
00:09:50,157 --> 00:09:53,193
I DEMAND A FULL APOLOGY.
238
00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:54,427
WELL, IF I'M WRONG
ABOUT LILY,
239
00:09:54,461 --> 00:09:57,898
I'LL DO NAKED SOMERSAULTS
IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE
SENIOR CLASS
240
00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,967
WHILE I'M HANDING OUT
THEIR DIPLOMAS.
241
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:04,137
AN APOLOGY WOULD DO
JUST FINE, THANK YOU.
242
00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:06,674
I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!
243
00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:09,076
I KNOW!
244
00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,110
LILY?
YEAH.
245
00:10:10,143 --> 00:10:13,714
ARE YOU PLANNING
ON PULLING A PRANK
AT GRADUATION?
246
00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:14,848
NO.
247
00:10:14,882 --> 00:10:17,184
DON'T LIE TO ME.
ARE YOU PULLING
A PRANK AT GRADUATION?
248
00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:17,885
NO!
249
00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:19,987
OK, I'VE GOT SOME
GREAT IDEAS.
250
00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:21,955
OH, NO. WHAT
WAS YOUR IDEA?
251
00:10:21,989 --> 00:10:22,990
OK, YOU KNOW
HOW EVERY YEAR
252
00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:24,391
SISTER HELEN GIVES THE SAME
HACKNEYED SPEECH, OK?
253
00:10:24,424 --> 00:10:28,295
SO WHEN SHE GETS TO
THAT PART WHERE SHE SAYS,
"ATTITUDE OF GRATITUDE,"
254
00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:30,731
LILY'S GONNA COME
OUT AND TEAR OFF
HER GRADUATION GOWN--
255
00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:32,399
SHE'S GOT THAT SPARKLY
DANCE OUTFIT ON UNDERNEATH--
256
00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:35,769
AND THAT'S WHEN I PLAY
NEW ATTITUDE. GET IT?
257
00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:36,904
I GET IT.
258
00:10:36,937 --> 00:10:39,206
WHICH CUES THE OTHER
CHEERLEADERS TO JOIN
HER ON STAGE.
259
00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:40,340
OH, GOD.
260
00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:42,275
WHAT, BABY? IT'S
JUST A HARMLESS GAG.
261
00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:43,410
NO, THAT WAS THE BABY.
262
00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:44,745
I THINK THAT WAS
A CONTRACTION.
263
00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:46,179
YOU WANT ME TO TAKE YOU
TO THE HOSPITAL?
264
00:10:46,213 --> 00:10:47,748
LET ME KNOW WHEN
YOU HAVE ANOTHER ONE?
265
00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:48,982
IS THAT A ROLEX?
266
00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:50,383
YEAH.
OH, GOD.
267
00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:51,351
OH, GOD. OH, GOD.
268
00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:52,119
OK, LET'S GO, BABE.
269
00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,321
NO, NO, I CAN'T,
I CAN'T. NOT NOW.
270
00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:56,289
JIMMY CAN VIDEOTAPE
THE GRADUATION.
271
00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:58,959
NO, IT'S NOT
THE GRADUATION--
MY ECON FINAL.
272
00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,160
IT COUNTS FOR
MY WHOLE GRADE.
273
00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:01,161
YOUR PROFESSOR
WILL UNDERSTAND.
274
00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:03,964
THAT'S THE PROBLEM--HE'S
BEEN VERY UNDERSTANDING.
275
00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:06,333
I--I KIND OF
TOOK ADVANTAGE.
276
00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:09,302
THIS MID-TERM SHOULD TAKE
NO LONGER THAN ONE HOUR,
277
00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:13,941
AND IT WILL COUNT FOR
40% OF YOUR TOTAL GRADE.
278
00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:15,308
OH-OOHH!
279
00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:16,376
ARE YOU OK?
280
00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:20,180
WHOA. YEAH, YEAH,
I STUDIED SO HARD
FOR THIS TEST.
281
00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:22,215
REALLY, I'M--I'M SURE
IT'S FALSE LABOR.
282
00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:26,219
JUST AS LONG AS THE
CONTRACTIONS ARE
10 MINUTES AP--
283
00:11:26,253 --> 00:11:29,289
APART! OH, OHH.
284
00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:33,360
OH, GOSH.
EXCUSE ME.
285
00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:35,328
I SHOULD GET
THIS CHECKED.
286
00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:38,598
SORRY.
287
00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:40,000
THE TEST IS IN LESS
THAN 2 HOURS,
288
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:42,335
AND I ACTUALLY
STUDIED THIS TIME.
289
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:42,903
AH-OHH!
290
00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:43,971
A MINUTE AND 48 SECONDS.
291
00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:48,075
AND THIS IS ACCURATE TO
WITHIN 1/100TH OF A SECOND.
292
00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:49,442
HOSPITAL.
OK, LET'S GO.
293
00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:51,178
OH, GOD, I'M SORRY.
294
00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,846
EXCUSE ME.
BOOM BOX, BOOM BOX.
295
00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:55,415
AAH, SORRY, SORRY.
SORRY, BABY.
296
00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:58,418
BOOM BOX, PREGNANT LADY
COMING THROUGH!
297
00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:00,754
BOOM BOX, MAKE WAY!
298
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,158
YEAH, MOM, SHE'S
7 POUNDS, 6 OUNCES.
299
00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:07,327
YEAH, SHE'S VERY CUTE.
300
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:10,964
NO, I CAN'T PUT HER
ON THE PHONE.
301
00:12:10,998 --> 00:12:12,900
WELL, FIRST OF ALL,
'CAUSE SHE'S 1 HOUR OLD.
302
00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:15,803
SECOND OF ALL, THE NURSES
TOOK HER FOR SOME TESTS.
303
00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:19,272
HEY, LISTEN, SEAN'S BACK,
SO TELL DAD I LOVE HIM.
304
00:12:19,306 --> 00:12:20,407
BYE.
305
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:21,241
HEY.
306
00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:22,910
I BROUGHT SOME BALLOONS
FOR THE BABY.
307
00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:25,112
OH, THANK YOU.
SHE'LL LOVE 'EM.
308
00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:26,346
WHAT HAPPENED?
WHERE DID YOU GO?
309
00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:28,415
TO THE CIRCUS,
AND THEN McDONALD'S.
310
00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:32,452
LILY, WE'RE SORRY
WE HAD TO LEAVE
THE GRADUATION, OK?
311
00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:35,322
YEAH, WELL, I'M SORRY
YOU LEFT WITH MY MUSIC.
312
00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:38,992
TODAY IS TRULY THANKSGIVING.
313
00:12:39,026 --> 00:12:41,194
"BUT, SISTER HELEN,"
YOU SAY,
314
00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:45,065
"THANKSGIVING IS THE FOURTH
THURSDAY IN NOVEMBER,
315
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:47,234
AND TODAY, IT IS JUNE."
316
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:51,304
BUT IF WE APPROACH LIFE
WITH A NEW ATTITUDE,
317
00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:53,073
AN ATTITUDE OF GRATITUDE,
318
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,976
THEN EVERY DAY
IS THANKSGIVING.
319
00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:59,512
SURE, THERE'S NO TURKEY,
NO STUFFING,
320
00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:03,316
NO PUMPKIN PIE,
NO CRANBERRY SAUCE,
321
00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:06,219
NO HORN OF PLENTY, NO--
322
00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:12,459
MUSIC.
323
00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:18,498
[WHISPERING]
COME ON.
324
00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:26,039
HI.
325
00:13:26,073 --> 00:13:29,877
MUSIC!
326
00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,845
MAY I CONTINUE?
327
00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:34,114
BY ALL MEANS.
328
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:38,085
NO MARSHMALLOW-FESTOONED
YAM DISH--
329
00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:40,487
IT'S FITTING--MY FINAL
MOMENTS OF HIGH SCHOOL
330
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:44,624
IN UTTER HUMILIATION,
THANKS TO YOUR STUPID PLAN.
331
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:45,692
MY STUPID PLAN? YEAH?
332
00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:48,261
WELL, HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT
IF YOU HADN'T GONE ALONG
333
00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:50,463
WITH MY STUPID--
334
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:52,499
I'M SORRY.
335
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,068
OH, MY GOD,
YOU MISSED IT!
336
00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:57,938
LILY, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?
337
00:13:57,971 --> 00:14:00,107
DESTROYING THE EVIDENCE.
338
00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:02,910
WELL, YOU'RE NOT DONE.
339
00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:07,380
Sister Helen: --CRANBERRY
SAUCE, HORN OF PLENTY...
340
00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:09,149
AAH!
341
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:11,952
HEY, WHERE'S
MY LITTLE SISTER?
342
00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:14,888
SHE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
HER NAME IS ROSE.
343
00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:18,091
MM, ROSE. LIKE THE
GIRL IN TITANIC.
344
00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:21,561
NO...YES, I GUESS,
BUT NOT ON PURPOSE.
345
00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:25,966
I DON'T THINK ANYBODY
WILL THINK WE NAMED HER
AFTER TITANIC, DO YOU?
346
00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:27,034
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
347
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:28,035
WELL, WE DIDN'T.
348
00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:31,671
HEY, WHERE'S MY NEW NIECE?
I GOT A GIFT FOR HER.
349
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:35,943
OH, THANK YOU, EDDIE.
THAT'S SO SWEET.
350
00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:37,210
DIAMOND EARRINGS?
351
00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:39,612
OH, GOD, HE'S BUYING
DIAMOND EARRINGS NOW!
352
00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:42,415
OH, ROSE IS A LUCKY
LITTLE BABY.
353
00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:45,385
ROSE FINNERTY.
VERY PRETTY.
354
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:46,253
THANK YOU.
355
00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:48,455
IT'S LIKE YOUR HEART
WILL GO ON FOR HER.
356
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:51,124
OK, WE DID NOT NAME
HER FOR TITANIC.
357
00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:52,192
I JUST ASSUMED.
358
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:55,062
THERE ARE LOTS OF
OTHER ROSES OUT THERE,
ALL RIGHT?
359
00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:57,230
THERE'S ROSIE O'DONNELL.
360
00:14:57,264 --> 00:15:00,033
WE DIDN'T NAME HER
AFTER ROSIE O'DONNELL.
361
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:01,134
THERE'S A PRECEDENT.
362
00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:02,569
THERE'S LOTS
OF OTHER ROSES.
363
00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:04,171
YEAH. AXEL ROSE.
364
00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:06,573
OH, IT'S NOT THE SAME.
365
00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:08,241
HEY, EVERYBODY.
366
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:10,277
OH, LOOK, THEY
BROUGHT BALLOONS.
367
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:13,546
WE FIGURED EVERYBODY
WOULD BRING FLOWERS.
368
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:15,382
AW, CRAP.
369
00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:17,484
HEY, MRS. FINNERTY.
HEY, BRAD.
370
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:20,353
MR. FINNERTY,
MR. FINNERTY,
MR. FINNERTY.
371
00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:23,456
WHERE'S THE NEW
LITTLE FINNERTY?
IS SHE OUT YET?
372
00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:26,126
YES, BRAD, SHE'S OUT.
373
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:27,360
WHERE'S LILY?
374
00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:28,261
RIGHT HERE, BRAD.
375
00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:30,597
OH, HEY, WHY'D YOU
BOLT OUT OF GRADUATION?
376
00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:34,034
ARE YOU KIDDING. I WAS
COMPLETELY HUMILIATED.
377
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:35,268
I DON'T THINK
ANYBODY NOTICED.
378
00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:38,105
I WAS OUT THERE
IN MY CHEERLEADER OUTFIT,
379
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:41,541
DANCING ALONE ON STAGE
TO NO MUSIC.
380
00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:42,609
WHAT DIDN'T THEY NOTICE?
381
00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:46,013
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
TALKING ABOUT
THE NIPPLE THING.
382
00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:48,215
WHAT NIPPLE THING?
383
00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:51,184
TH--THE THING
NOBODY NOTICED.
384
00:15:51,218 --> 00:15:53,386
THAT'S GREAT!
THAT'S GREAT.
385
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:54,687
NO, LILY, COME ON.
WHO CARES?
386
00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:56,156
WE'RE ALL GOING
INTO THE CITY TONIGHT.
387
00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:58,491
YOU KNOW,
I GOT US A LIMO.
REMEMBER?
388
00:15:58,525 --> 00:15:59,526
REALLY?
389
00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:01,594
YOU STILL WANT
TO BE SEEN WITH ME
AFTER ALL THAT?
390
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:04,097
ARE YOU KIDDING?
I WANT TO BE SEEN
WITH YOU FOREVER.
391
00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:06,133
LILY, I LOVE YOU.
392
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:10,603
BRAD, COME IN THE HALL
WITH ME. I WANT TO
TALK TO YOU.
393
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:14,674
MARICRUZ, IS THAT
A DIAMOND RING?
394
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:17,177
OH...YES.
395
00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:21,248
OH, MY GOD. WALT,
ARE YOU TWO ENGAGED?
396
00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:23,416
HA HA!
397
00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:25,185
ENGAGED?
398
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:27,054
YES, WE'RE ENGAGED.
399
00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:27,787
WHAT?!
400
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:28,955
HOW COULD YOU
NOT TELL US THAT?
401
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,690
WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW
HOW TO JUMP RIGHT
INTO "ENGAGEMENT"
402
00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:32,692
BEFORE YOU EVEN KNEW
I HAD A GIRLFRIEND.
403
00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:34,261
YEAH, BECAUSE YOU
NEVER TOLD US!
404
00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:35,528
SEE? THAT'S WHY
I DIDN'T TELL YOU.
405
00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:36,696
I KNEW YOU TWO WOULD
REACT LIKE THIS!
406
00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:40,133
COME ON, WE'RE REACTING
LIKE THIS...WE'RE JUST
SURPRISED.
407
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:41,268
I MEAN, WE'RE HAPPY
FOR YOU, DAD.
408
00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:44,804
REALLY. IT'S JUST THIS
IS A LOT TO TAKE IN.
409
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:47,240
YEAH, WELL, ALL RIGHT.
I--I--I'M SORRY.
410
00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:49,509
YOU'RE REALLY HAPPY
FOR ME?
411
00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:50,410
YEAH.
412
00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:53,280
YEAH, WE'RE HAPPY FOR
YOU. WE'RE THRILLED.
413
00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:54,181
WHERE ARE
YOU REGISTERED?
414
00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:56,083
AW, YOU BOYS DON'T
HAVE TO GET ME ANYTHING.
415
00:16:56,116 --> 00:17:00,320
COME ON, YOU DON'T WANT
A 62-INCH PLASMA TV?
416
00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:04,357
UNBELIEVABLE.
417
00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:05,425
WHAT IS IT?
418
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:10,163
WELL, UH, THERE'S
BEEN SOMETHING
ON MY MIND LATELY.
419
00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:11,131
YEAH?
420
00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:14,767
UM, WELL, WE'VE KNOWN
EACH OTHER A LONG TIME.
421
00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:19,206
AND WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS,
WE'VE BEEN MORE
THAN FRIENDS.
422
00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:21,674
WE'VE BEEN MUCH MORE
THAN FRIENDS.
423
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,310
I THINK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
424
00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:27,147
WHAT I WAS PUTTING IN THE
"MORE THAN FRIENDS" CATEGORY.
425
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:32,219
UM, THE THING IS,
WE'VE HAD OUR GOOD TIMES,
426
00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:33,820
AND WE'VE HAD
NOT-SO-GOOD TIMES,
427
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:38,425
BUT YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN
THERE, RIGHT NEXT DOOR.
428
00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:43,463
AND I REALIZE THAT I'M
REALLY GONNA MISS THAT.
429
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:47,600
SO I DECIDED
TO GO TO SCSU.
430
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:51,338
WELL, YEAH. WELL...
431
00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:52,172
NOT "WELL, YEAH."
432
00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:55,342
I WAS THINKING ABOUT
GOING TO RUTGERS.
433
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:56,143
WHAT?
434
00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:58,411
HOW COULD YOU EVEN
CONSIDER RUTGERS?
435
00:17:58,445 --> 00:18:00,647
IT'S A COMPLICATED
DECISION, BRAD.
436
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,549
BUT IT'S SO FAR
AWAY FROM ME.
437
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:03,783
WELL,
I DIDN'T PICK IT!
438
00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:05,252
BUT YOU ALMOST DID!
439
00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:06,653
MAYBE I SHOULD!
440
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:08,555
MAYBE YOU SHOULD!
441
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:13,260
PLEASE DON'T.
OK.
442
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,828
WHEN ARE THEY
BRINGING HER BACK?
443
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:17,697
I WANT TO MEET
MY NEW NIECE.
444
00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:19,466
LET ME ASK YOU
SOMETHING, ED.
445
00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:21,534
HOW MUCH DID THAT
WATCH COST?
446
00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:23,370
WHAT DOES IT
MATTER TO YOU?
447
00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:24,171
I'M JUST CURIOUS.
448
00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:26,206
I MEAN, HOW MUCH?
MORE THAN MY CAR?
449
00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:29,342
THAT'S NOT FAIR.
YOUR CAR'S A PIECE
OF JUNK.
450
00:18:29,376 --> 00:18:30,610
YOU KNOW WHAT'S
NOT FAIR?
451
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,545
WHAT'S NOT FAIR IS
THAT I BUSTED MY ASS
FOR 3 YEARS IN THAT BAR
452
00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:34,614
WHILE YOU CAME AND WENT
AS YOU PLEASED.
453
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:37,284
AND JUST BECAUSE YOUR
CRAZY GIRLFRIEND
GOT LUCKY,
454
00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:38,518
BOUGHT IT
AND FLIPPED IT,
455
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:39,519
NOW YOU'RE LIVING IT UP,
456
00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:41,388
AND I'M STILL BUSTING
MY ASS TO MAKE ENDS MEET.
457
00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:44,357
HEY, YOU GOT A BRAND NEW
BABY GIRL,
458
00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:46,226
YOU GOT A DAUGHTER GOING
OFF TO COLLEGE.
459
00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:48,395
HOW COULD YOU BE
TALKING ABOUT MONEY NOW?
460
00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:50,197
YEAH, I GOT A KID
GOING TO COLLEGE.
461
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:51,398
HOW COULD I BE
THINKING ABOUT MONEY?
462
00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:53,400
HEY, LOOK, I'M YOUR
BROTHER, ALL RIGHT?
463
00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:56,236
I'VE BEEN THROUGH
A LOT THE PAST COUPLE
OF YEARS, TOO,
464
00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:57,470
AND I'M FINALLY DOING
GOOD, ALL RIGHT?
465
00:18:57,504 --> 00:19:00,840
IT WOULD MEAN A LOT
TO ME IF YOU COULD
JUST BE HAPPY FOR ME.
466
00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:04,544
OK? I MEAN, WHAT'S
IT GONNA TAKE?
467
00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:08,348
HOW ABOUT THE WATCH?
468
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:10,383
YOU WANT THE WATCH?
469
00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:11,017
YEAH.
470
00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:12,252
WHY DON'T YOU
JUST SAY SO?
471
00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:12,952
I WANT THE WATCH.
472
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,254
YOU CAN
HAVE THE WATCH.
473
00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:15,255
BECAUSE YOU'RE MY BROTHER,
474
00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:18,925
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU THE ROLEX
RIGHT OFF MY WRIST.
475
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:21,428
YOU REALLY
GONNA KEEP THAT?
476
00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:22,962
YEAH.
477
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,397
ENJOY IT.
478
00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:26,199
LOOK, IT'S
MY LITTLE SISTER!
479
00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:27,934
I FINALLY HAVE
A LITTLE SISTER!
480
00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:29,969
LET ME SEE
MY GRANDDAUGHTER!
481
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,339
AW, SHE'S A BEAUTY!
482
00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:34,307
Claudia: HERE SHE IS.
483
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:38,211
ROSE MAUREEN FINNERTY.
484
00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:41,381
ROSE, THIS IS YOUR
BIG BROTHER JIMMY,
485
00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:42,181
AND YOUR UNCLE EDDIE,
486
00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:45,485
AND YOUR GRANDPA WALT
AND MARICRUZ,
487
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:48,455
YOUR...YOUR GRANDMOTHER,
I GUESS.
488
00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:50,657
AND YOUR
BIG SISTER LILY.
489
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:51,391
AND BRAD...
490
00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:54,494
WHO I GUESS I'LL
BE LIVING WITH.
491
00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:56,763
NEAR! LIVING NEAR.
492
00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:57,864
ROSE.
493
00:19:57,897 --> 00:20:00,467
FROM MY FAVORITE
MOVIE, TITANIC.
494
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:03,703
THAT'S, UH, THAT'S
NOT WHY WE NAMED
HER THAT, WALT.
495
00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:06,306
IT'S NOT FROM TITANIC?
ARE YOU SURE?
496
00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:08,741
IS IT TOO LATE
TO CHANGE HER NAME?
497
00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:09,809
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
498
00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:11,744
WE SPENT A LOT OF
TIME TRYING TO
THINK UP HER NAME.
499
00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:14,381
ALL RIGHT, WE TALKED
ABOUT IT EVERY NIGHT
FOR MONTHS.
500
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:16,649
AND THE ONE NAME
THAT WE FINALLY
CAME UP WITH
501
00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:18,785
THAT BOTH OF US LOVED
WAS ROSE.
502
00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:21,488
AND THAT'S HER NAME.
ROSE.
503
00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:22,655
WHAT ABOUT "GRACIE"?
504
00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:23,890
GRACIE.
505
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:25,692
Walt: GRACIE'S PERFECT.
506
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,560
OH, GOOD, WALT.
507
00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:30,263
NOW WE CAN USE
THE NAME ROSE.
508
00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:31,464
YEAH.
509
00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:33,700
WAIT A MINUTE. WHOA.
510
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,468
Sean: HO HO, WHOA.
511
00:20:35,502 --> 00:20:36,703
ARE YOU PREGNANT?
512
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:38,438
WELL, I WAS
GONNA TELL YOU.
513
00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:39,939
HOW THE HELL
COULD YOU--
514
00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:42,675
HONEY, HONEY,
WE HAVE A NEW BABY.
515
00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:44,377
YEAH, GRACIE.
516
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,346
LOVE YOU, GRACIE.
AW!
517
00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:48,014
[EVERYONE COOING]
518
00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:49,716
[WHISPERING]
SHE'S SLEEPING.
519
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,451
OH, COME ON.
520
00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:53,586
HI, LITTLE ONE.
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