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SO, BRAD, I WAS
THINKING ABOUT
OUR ANNIVERSARY.
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OUR ANNIVERSARY'S
NOT FOR MONTHS.
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YEAH, BUT WHEN YOU ADD
THE MONTHS WE WERE
BROKEN UP,
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IT'S THIS THURSDAY.
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OH, MY GOD,
YOU'RE RIGHT!
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WELL, I GOTTA RUN
TO THE MALL...
BY MYSELF.
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NO, BABY, NO.
I DON'T WANT YOU
TO WASTE YOUR WHOLE DAY
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RUNNING AROUND THE MALL
TRYING TO FIND ME
A GIFT.
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YOU DON'T?
NO!
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THAT'S WHY
I MADE YOU THIS LIST.
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NO--WHAT? WHAT--
WHAT IS THIS?
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WELL, I'VE WRITTEN DOWN
DIFFERENT GIFTS I'D LIKE
FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY.
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AND IF YOU DON'T WANNA
GO OUT,
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I'VE REGISTERED ONLINE
AT THESE 3 BOTTOM STORES.
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LILY, I--I DON'T
NEED THIS, OK?
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I'M A GREAT
GIFT GIVER.
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OF COURSE YOU ARE! HA.
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HEY, IT'S THE GEODE
I GOT YOU FOR
VALENTINE'S DAY!
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YES, IT IS.
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I GOT YOU THAT ONE
FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY!
YEAH.
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DID YOU KNOW
THAT IT TAKES THE EARTH
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OVER 4 MILLION YEARS
TO MAKE A GEODE?
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I KNOW.
I READ THE CARD.
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PLEASE TAKE THE LIST.
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NO, I--I DON'T NEED
THE LIST.
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I'LL GET YOU
SOMETHING GREAT.
I PROMISE.
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I KNOW YOU WILL, BABY.
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HEY, MR. FINNERTY,
CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?
GO AHEAD.
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LILY AND MY ANNIVERSARY'S
COMING UP,
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AND I NEED TO GET HER
A GIFT.
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JUST WAIT. I'M SURE
SHE'LL GIVE YOU A LIST.
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NO, NO, I DON'T WANT
HER LIST. I WANT TO
CHOOSE SOMETHING MYSELF.
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WHAT PRICE RANGE
ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?
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YOU KNOW,
LOW TO MID 2 FIGURES.
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WELL, YOU CAN'T GO WRONG
WITH APPAREL.
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THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING.
WHAT IF I PRINTED MY PICTURE
ON A SWEAT SHIRT?
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I'M TALKING ABOUT
NICE APPAREL,
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LIKE A NIGHTGOWN
OR UNDERWEAR.
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I COULD PUT MY PICTURE
ON SOME UNDERWEAR!
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FORGET ABOUT
YOUR PICTURE!
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GO TO A NICE PLACE,
SEE WHAT APPEALS
TO YOU.
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OK. THANKS, MR. FINNERTY.
YOU WANNA GO WITH ME?
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LET ME CHECK
MY SCHEDULE. NO.
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HA HA HA.
THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
I LIKE THAT.
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Sean: STUPID FREAKING
GARBAGE CANS!
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HI, HONEY.
HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
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FINE. UNTIL I FOUND OUT
WE WERE LIVING
IN A POLICE STATE.
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FINNERTY.
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HEY, O'KEEFE.
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HEY, O'KEEFE,
YOU EVER GET
A LETTER
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FROM THE HOMEOWNERS'
ASSOCIATION?
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I DIDN'T KNOW
WE HAD ONE.
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YEAH, NEITHER DID I.
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"SEAN FINNERTY,
PLEASE REMOVE YOUR
EMPTY TRASH BINS
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"OFF THE SIDEWALK
AFTER TRASH COLLECTION.
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"THEY ARE DETRACTING
FROM THE APPEARANCE
OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD?
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IF YOU DON'T COMPLY,
YOU MAY BE SUBJECT
TO A FINE"?
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CAN YOU BELIEVE
THIS?
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NO. IF THEY REALLY
CARED ABOUT HOW
THE NEIGHBORHOOD LOOKED,
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THEY WOULD HAVE
MENTIONED YOUR HAIRCUT.
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THAT'S FUNNY. HOW'S IT
ANYONE ELSE'S BUSINESS
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WHAT I DO WITH
MY STUPID BINS?
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YOU DON'T MESS
WITH THESE PEOPLE,
FINNERTY.
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MY COUSIN'S
HOMEOWNERS' ASSOCIATION
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COMPLAINED ABOUT HIM
NOT CLEANING UP
AFTER HIS DOG,
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AND HE REFUSED
TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
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NEXT DAY,
THEY FINED HIM 1,000 BUCKS.
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COME ON!
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SERIOUSLY.
AND YOUR GARBAGE CANS
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ARE A HELL OF A LOT
BIGGER THAN CHIHUAHUA POOP.
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BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA
TRY TO FIGHT 'EM,
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GO AHEAD.
IT'S YOUR FUNERAL.
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THEY WANT ME TO MOVE
MY STUPID BINS?
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I'LL MOVE
MY STUPID BINS!
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IS THAT WHAT
THE HOMEOWNERS'
ASSOCIATION WANTS?
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THAT LOOKS A LOT BETTER.
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WHO THE HELL
DO THESE PEOPLE
THINK THEY ARE?
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INVADING MY PRIVACY,
TELLING ME HOW
TO LIVE MY LIFE?
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
LET'S MOVE TO A SOCIETY
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WHERE YOU AND YOUR
GARBAGE BINS CAN FEEL FREE
TO WALK DOWN THE STREET
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HAND-IN-HAND
AND NOT BE JUDGED!
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DID YOU SEE
WHO DROPPED THIS OFF?
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NO, I DIDN'T.
I'M GONNA FIND OUT.
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IN ALL THIS TIME
YOU SPENT WHINING
ABOUT THAT,
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YOU COULD HAVE JUST
MOVED THE GARBAGE CANS.
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OK, I'LL MOVE 'EM,
THEN YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I'M GONNA COME BACK IN
AND WHINE SOME MORE!
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SPECIAL DELIVERY.
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OH, BRAD,
WHATCHA GOT THERE?
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JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING
FOR MY LADY ON HER
ANNIVERSARY.
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OH, THANK YOU!
IS IT OFF MY LIST?
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NO. I PICKED IT OUT
MYSELF.
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OH...THAT MEANS
SO MUCH MORE.
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NO, REALLY. OPEN IT.
IT'S GOOD.
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OK.
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OH, GOD, BRAD!
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IT'S BEAUTIFUL!
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REALLY?
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YES!
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IN FACT, WHY DON'T YOU
GO DOWNSTAIRS,
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AND I WILL MODEL IT
FOR YOU?
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OH, THAT'S A FANTASTIC IDEA.
AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE
THIS COLOR,
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IT'S ALSO AVAILABLE
IN LAVENDER AND NUDE, OK?
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YOU MIGHT JUST GET TO SEE
WHAT NUDE LOOKS LIKE.
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OH, I SAW THAT
IN THE STORE,
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BUT I LIKE THE
PERIWINKLE BETTER.
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LITTLE COLD OUT
TO BE PAINTING,
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DON'T YOU THINK,
O'KEEFE?
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THE HOMEOWNERS' ASSOCIATION
SENT ME A LETTER
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SAYING IT WAS AN EYESORE
AND IF I DIDN'T HAVE IT
PAINTED BY THIS WEEKEND,
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THEY WERE GONNA FINE ME.
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WELL, I THINK
AS SOMEONE WHO LIVES
IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD,
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THEY HAVE A VALID POINT.
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THE FRONT OF YOUR PLACE
ALWAYS DID READ A LITTLE
NAVAL BASE WHOREHOUSE.
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VERY FUNNY, FINNERTY.
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YOU'RE A REGULAR
RED SKELTON, YOU KNOW THAT?
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DAMN IT!
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WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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THE HOMEOWNERS' ASSOCIATION
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IS SAYING MY FENCE
IS AN EYESORE.
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DON'T LISTEN TO THEM,
FINNERTY.
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I KNOW A LOT OF
CRACK ADDICTS
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THAT THINK YOUR HOUSE
LOOKS JUST FINE.
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HEY, MR. FINNERTY,
I WANTED TO THANK YOU
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FOR GIVING ME ADVICE
ON WOMEN WANTING UNDERWEAR.
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HA HA. HEY, I'M GLAD
I COULD HELP OUT.
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YEAH. LILY'S UPSTAIRS
TRYING IT ON RIGHT NOW.
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LILY. MY NIECE.
YEAH, LILY,
YOUR NIECE.
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I GOT HER A CAMISOLE
THAT'S SMOKIN'.
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UH...MY GODDAUGHTER.
I CHANGED HER DIAPERS.
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YEAH, YEAH, HER.
ANYWAY, IT'S GOT
SPAGHETTI STRAPS
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AND A PLUNGING NECKLINE--
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STOP TALKING
OR I'LL KILL YOU.
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GOTCHA.
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ANYWAY, GUESS WHO I SAW
AT THE UNDIES STORE?
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NICE CHOICE.
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AND I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU SAW THE SIGN,
BUT IT'S 20% OFF.
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OH! COOL! MY DAD'LL
BE PSYCHED.
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IT--IT'S NOT
FOR MY DAD.
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I'M JUST USING
HIS CREDIT CARD.
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IT'S FOR MY GIRLFRIEND.
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MY DAD BUYS
TIGHTY WHITIES
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OUT OF THE BIN
AT THE DRUG STORE.
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COULD YOU CHECK TO SEE
IF YOU HAVE THIS
IN PERIWINKLE?
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SISTER HELEN?
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OH, HELLO, BRAD.
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UH...
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WHAT ARE YOU...
DOING HERE?
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BUYING A CAMISOLE.
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SERIOUSLY? I MEAN,
BECAUSE I THOUGHT--
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NUNS WEAR UNDERWEAR,
BRAD.
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YOU DIDN'T THINK
WE WERE ALL JUST
GOING COMMANDO
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UNDER THESE HABITS,
NOW, DID YOU?
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IT WAS SO WEIRD!
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IT'S ALWAYS WEIRD TO SEE
SOMEONE OF THE CLOTH
OUT OF CONTEXT.
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I ONCE SAW
FATHER FLANAGAN
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MOONWALK OUT OF
PETE'S TAVERN.
I'LL NEVER FORGET IT.
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HEY, MOM.
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HI.
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HEY, JIMMY, COAT.
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SORRY.
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OH, YOU DROPPED
SOMETHING.
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YEAH, I KNOW. I GOT IT.
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WHAT IS THAT?
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NOTHING.
JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.
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MAN, SOMETHING'S
GOING ON WITH HIM.
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MAYBE
IT'S JUST A BAG.
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I DON'T KNOW.
LATELY, HE'S BEEN
REALLY WITHDRAWN.
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THAT'S HIS PERSONALITY.
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NO. HE LOCKS HIMSELF
UP IN HIS ROOM ALL THE TIME.
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THAT'S HIS HOBBY.
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THE OTHER NIGHT
HE WAS WATCHING TV
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AND HE WAS LAUGHING
HYSTERICALLY.
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MAYBE HE WAS WATCHING
A REALLY FUNNY PROGRAM.
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IT WAS THE TELETUBBIES.
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YOUR KID'S A STONER.
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I KNOW.
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I GOTTA GO TALK TO HIM,
I GUESS.
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I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D BE TALKING
TO J ABOUT THIS.
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WAIT. YOU DON'T KNOW
HE'S SMOKING POT.
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IT COULD BE
A NUMBER OF THINGS.
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LIKE WHAT?
HE COULD BE DEALING.
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LET ME GO TALK TO HIM,
ALL RIGHT?
I'LL SUSS IT OUT.
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WHAT ARE YOU GONNA SAY?
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TRUST ME. I'VE BEEN
ON THE OTHER END
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OF THIS CONVERSATION
MANY TIMES
WITH MY DAD.
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YEAH? WHAT'D YOUR DAD SAY?
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I DON'T KNOW.
I WAS BAKED.
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WHY CAN'T THEY
LEAVE US ALONE?
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WHO THE HELL
ARE T ANYWAY?
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IF I FIND OUT
WHO THEY ARE,
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THEY'RE GONNA GET
A SERIOUS TALKING-TO.
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OOH! A TALKING-TO.
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AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK,
YOU CAN THROW YOUR
PANTIES AT 'EM!
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WELL, I'M GONNA HAVE TO
GET 'EM FROM YOUR
MAMA'S HOUSE,
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'CAUSE THAT'S WHERE
I LEFT 'EM.
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HEY, FINNERTY.
O'KEEFE.
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HEY, MRS. ROBINSON.
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IT'S NICE TO FINALLY
SEE YOU TWO WORKING
ON YOUR HOUSES.
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I WAS BEGINNING TO THINK
THIS END OF THE BLOCK
WAS ABANDONED.
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WELL, IT'S NOT
'CAUSE WE WANT TO.
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IT'S 'CAUSE THE STUPID
HOMEOWNERS' ASSOCIATION
TOLD US WE HAVE TO.
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YEAH. I JUST GOT
ANOTHER NOTE
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SAYING I HAD TO TRIM
MY HEDGES DOWN TO 4 FEET.
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I'M DONE WITH THIS.
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WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
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YOU KNOW WHAT,
IT'S WHAT I'M NOT
GONNA DO, O'KEEFE.
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I'M NOT GONNA
PAINT MY FENCE!
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YOU GO, GIRL!
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WHAT'S IN THE BAG,
JIM?
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NOTHING.
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IS IT POT?
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YES. YEAH. YES.
YEAH, IT'S POT.
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I'M...I'M BUSTED.
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I'M A HUGE POT HEAD.
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WHY DOES YOUR WEED
HAVE ONIONS ON IT?
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IT'S A...
OK, IT'S A VEGETARIAN
MEATLOAF.
218
00:08:34,715 --> 00:08:35,649
YOU'RE A VEGETARIAN?
219
00:08:35,683 --> 00:08:36,984
YEAH, I STOPPED
EATING MEAT LIKE
3 WEEKS AGO.
220
00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:39,086
WHY YOU HIDING THAT
FROM YOUR FOLKS?
221
00:08:39,119 --> 00:08:40,788
THEY DON'T HAVE A HISTORY
222
00:08:40,821 --> 00:08:44,157
OF EMBRACING
MY PERSONAL CHOICES.
223
00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:48,962
HOWDY, PARTNER!
224
00:08:50,831 --> 00:08:52,132
READY TO MOSEY
ON TO SCHOOL?
225
00:08:52,165 --> 00:08:57,070
I RECKON YOU WANT ME
TO RUSTLE YOU UP
SOME LUNCH.
226
00:08:59,973 --> 00:09:00,841
[STOMPING]
227
00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:03,110
GOT IT. SO...
IF YOU'RE NOT
SMOKIN' POT,
228
00:09:03,143 --> 00:09:05,846
WHY WERE YOU LAUGHING
AT THE TELETUBBIES?
229
00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:06,947
OH...
230
00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:11,118
DIPSY TRIPPED OVER PO
AND FELL INTO THE FLOWER GARDEN.
231
00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:20,160
YOUR KID'S NOT A POT HEAD.
HE'S A VEGETARIAN.
232
00:09:20,193 --> 00:09:20,928
YOU'RE KIDDING.
233
00:09:20,961 --> 00:09:23,263
NO. HE HASN'T HAD MEAT
FOR 3 WEEKS.
234
00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:24,698
SO WHY WOULDN'T HE
JUST TELL US THAT?
235
00:09:24,732 --> 00:09:29,102
APPARENTLY, YOU GUYS
HAVEN'T BEEN VERY SUPPORTIVE
OF HIS PERSONAL CHOICES.
236
00:09:29,136 --> 00:09:30,904
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT?
237
00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:33,240
COWBOY BOOTS.
238
00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:34,407
OH...
239
00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:38,178
GOD, POOR JIMMY.
SO HE THOUGHT HE HAD
TO HIDE IT FROM US?
240
00:09:38,211 --> 00:09:39,079
WAIT A SECOND.
241
00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:41,649
WHY WAS HE LAUGHING
AT TELETUBBIES?
242
00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:44,351
DIPSY TRIPPED OVER PO.
243
00:09:46,887 --> 00:09:48,121
HEY, DID YOU FIX
THE FENCE?
244
00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:50,090
NOPE. AND I'M NOT
GOING TO.
245
00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:52,726
SEAN, THAT ASSOCIATION
IS GONNA FINE YOU.
246
00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:55,629
LOOK, I DON'T CARE
WHAT A CONCERNED
GROUP OF CITIZENS
247
00:09:55,663 --> 00:09:57,931
THINKS ABOUT MAKING
MY HOUSE LOOK NICER.
248
00:09:57,965 --> 00:09:59,232
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I AGREE!
249
00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:01,802
WHAT IF EVERYONE
ON THIS BLOCK STARTED
MAKING THEIR HOUSE NICER?
250
00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:05,806
PRETTY SOON PROPERTY VALUES
WOULD GO UP, IT MIGHT ACTUALLY
BE A NICE PLACE TO LIVE.
251
00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:08,776
I SAY WE FIGHT IT.
LET'S GO OUT AND BURN
A TIRE ON THE FRONT LAWN!
252
00:10:08,809 --> 00:10:10,077
AREN'T YOU THE LEAST
BIT UPSET
253
00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:12,045
THAT PEOPLE ARE TRYING
TO TELL US WHAT TO DO?
254
00:10:12,079 --> 00:10:13,747
IF IT'S GOOD
FOR THE NEIGHBORHOOD...
255
00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:14,982
OK, FINE, I'LL GO PAINT
THE FENCE!
256
00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:20,187
BUT THAT'S THE LAST THING
I DO TO MAKE THIS HOUSE
LOOK NICE!
257
00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:24,692
Lily, sexily:
COME ON IN, BRAD.
258
00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:28,061
YOU WANNA SEE
THE GIFT YOU GOT ME?
259
00:10:28,095 --> 00:10:29,830
BRING IT ON.
260
00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:35,102
WHAT DO YOU THINK, BRAD?
261
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:38,005
I--IT'S--O...K.
262
00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:40,040
DO YOU WANT TO TAKE IT
OFF ME?
263
00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:41,909
NO!!
264
00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:45,645
WHAT A JERK!
265
00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:51,251
JIMMY, HEY.
266
00:10:51,284 --> 00:10:52,352
HEY, MOM.
267
00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:54,855
SO...LOOK WHAT
I'M EATING.
268
00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:56,056
YEAH. A CARROT.
269
00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:57,991
MM-MM. A FREE-RANGE
CARROT.
270
00:10:58,025 --> 00:10:59,727
AND NOT A BABY CARROT,
EITHER.
271
00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:03,130
THIS CARROT LIVED
A FULL LIFE AND WAS
PICKED HUMANELY
272
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:04,998
BY NON-EXPLOITED
WORKERS.
273
00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:06,867
THAT'S ALL I KNOW
ABOUT THIS CARROT.
274
00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:10,771
OH. WOW. I DIDN'T
KNOW YOU WERE SO INTO
CARROTS' RIGHTS. COOL.
275
00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:13,841
I--I JUST FIGURED
SINCE YOU'RE
A VEGETARIAN--
276
00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:15,709
WHAT? UNCLE EDDIE
TOLD YOU?!
277
00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:19,079
IT'S OK! LISTEN, IT'S OK.
I COMPLETELY SUPPORT YOU.
278
00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:19,847
OH, YEAH. RIGHT.
279
00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:22,382
IT'S GONNA BE LIKE
THE COWBOY BOOTS
280
00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:26,219
OR THE TAE-BO
OR THE WRIST BANDS.
281
00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:29,990
I FORGOT ABOUT
THE WRIST BANDS.
282
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,859
THIS IS DIFFERENT,
THOUGH.
283
00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:33,026
THIS IS COMPLETELY
DIFFERENT.
284
00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:35,128
YOU'VE DECIDED
TO MAKE A LIFESTYLE CHANGE.
285
00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:37,230
THIS FAMILY
IS COMPLETELY BEHIND YOU.
286
00:11:37,264 --> 00:11:41,935
IN FACT, I'M COOKING UP
SOME VEGETARIAN DINNER
RIGHT NOW.
287
00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:43,937
THANKS, MOM.
288
00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:48,441
[SOFTLY]
HA HA. WRIST BANDS.
289
00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:50,077
HEY.
290
00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:51,879
HEY, MOM. BRAD DIDN'T
HAPPEN TO STOP BY, DID HE?
291
00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:53,113
WHY, YOU GUYS DIDN'T
WALK HOME TOGETHER?
292
00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:57,017
NO! HARDLY SEEN HIM AT ALL
IN THE LAST 2 DAYS.
293
00:11:57,050 --> 00:12:00,353
LET ME ASK YOU
SOMETHING, MOM.
294
00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:02,255
OK, WHEN YOU AND DADDY
WERE DATING,
295
00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:05,525
WAS THERE EVER A TIME
WHEN HE DIDN'T...
296
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:07,160
WANT TO TOUCH YOU?
297
00:12:07,194 --> 00:12:08,762
NO!
298
00:12:08,796 --> 00:12:12,232
OK. WERE THERE EVER
LIKE A COUPLE OF DAYS?
299
00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:12,933
NO.
300
00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:15,903
DID AN HOUR
EVER GO BY THAT--
301
00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:17,004
NO.
302
00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:18,972
WELL, MAYBE I SHOULD
ASK SOMEONE
303
00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:22,042
WHO ISN'T MARRIED
TO A RABBIT!
304
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,043
HEY, BABE.
305
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:25,012
I WANT YOU TO READ
THIS LETTER
306
00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:27,047
I WROTE TO THE HOMEOWNERS'
ASSOCIATION.
307
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,849
WHY'D YOU WRITE 'EM
A LETTER?
308
00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:30,217
I WAS SICK OF ALL
THEIR STUPID NOTES.
309
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,920
JUST READ IT OUT LOUD
SO I CAN HEAR HOW IT SOUNDS.
310
00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:36,089
"I, CLAUDIA FINNERTY,
AM A LYING...SACK OF LIES.
311
00:12:36,123 --> 00:12:39,159
"SIGNED, CLAUDIA FINNERTY.
LIAR.
312
00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:41,962
P.S., I'M ALSO CRAZY."
313
00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:44,932
HOW'D YOU FIND OUT?
314
00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:46,033
OH, YOU LEFT A TRAIL.
315
00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:49,069
Sean, voice-over:
YOU CAN SHOVE
ALL MY GARBAGE BINS
316
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,570
AND MY UNPAINTED FENCE
317
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:54,341
UP YOUR COLLECTIVE
HOMEOWNING ASSES.
318
00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:57,978
SINCERELY, SEAN FINNERTY.
319
00:12:58,011 --> 00:12:59,947
PRINT.
320
00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:04,985
[CLICK, CLICK]
321
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:06,286
OOPS.
322
00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:09,389
"HOMEOWNERS' ASSOCIATION"?
323
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:12,960
"O'KEEFE FENCE,
ROBINSON MAILBOX,
SEAN FRONT LAWN--"
324
00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:14,361
OH, GOD! SHE'S FREAKING NUTS!
325
00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:16,029
YOU'RE FREAKIN' NUTS!
326
00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:17,497
I'M NOT THAT NUTS, OK?
327
00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:19,833
ANY TIME I EVER ASK YOU
TO DO ANYTHING
AROUND HERE,
328
00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:22,569
YOU SAY, "OH, YEAH,
I'LL GET TO IT,"
AND YOU NEVER GOT TO IT.
329
00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:24,504
SO YOU CREATE THIS FAKE
HOMEOWNERS' ASSOCIATION
330
00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:27,507
TO SCARE ME INTO
DOING THINGS? HUH?
IS THAT IT?
331
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,342
IT DID.
332
00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:31,044
OH, YEAH.
OK, BUT THEN YOU THOUGHT,
333
00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:32,445
"I, CLAUDIA FINNERTY,
CAN'T STOP THERE!
334
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:36,049
"NO, I HAVE TO CONTROL
THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD
THROUGH FEAR!" IS THAT IT?
335
00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:38,185
ALL RIGHT. MAYBE
I GOT A LITTLE DRUNK
ON POWER.
336
00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:41,855
BUT IT WORKED OUT.
I MEAN, LOOK AT OUR BLOCK.
IT'S NEVER LOOKED NICER.
337
00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:43,590
I FIGURE WITH
A COUPLE MORE NOTES,
338
00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:46,226
I CAN GET O'KEEFE
TO PUT UP NEW FLOWER BOXES.
339
00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:47,694
OK, ONE SMALL GLITCH.
340
00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:50,964
THE NEIGHBORS ARE GONNA
HANG THE PRESIDENT OF
THE HOMEOWNERS' ASSOCIATION
341
00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:53,000
IF SHE SENDS OUT
ANY MORE LETTERS!
342
00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:54,167
HE.
WHAT?
343
00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:56,269
IF SENDS OUT
ANY MORE LETTERS.
344
00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:59,039
THE PRESIDENT
OF THE ASSOCIATION
IS A MAN.
345
00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:01,074
CHARLES VAN LESSING.
346
00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:03,210
NICE TOUCH.
THANK YOU.
347
00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:05,012
OK. NO MORE LETTERS.
348
00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:06,313
I'LL TALK TO HIM.
349
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,148
I'M GOING TO THE DELI.
DO WE NEED ANYTHING?
350
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:12,319
YEAH. SEE IF THEY HAVE
MUNG BEANS AND ORGANIC
TOFU--THE WET KIND.
351
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:15,255
OK. SO NO.
352
00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:22,129
HEY, MR. FINNERTY.
353
00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:24,064
HEY, BRAD. WHAT'S UP?
354
00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:24,998
WELL...
355
00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:27,267
I'M STILL HAVING PROBLEMS
WITH THE WHOLE...
356
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:29,136
SISTER HELEN
UNDERWEAR THING.
357
00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:29,836
WHAT PROBLEMS?
358
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,906
WELL, NOW WHENEVER
I SEE LILY,
359
00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:33,941
I PICTURE SISTER HELEN,
360
00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:36,509
AND IT'S AFFECTING
MY ABILITY
TO INITIATE LIFTOFF.
361
00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:40,280
DON'T YOU HAVE SOME
FRIENDS THAT YOU COULD
TALK TO ABOUT THIS?
362
00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:42,916
WELL, THE THING IS
WITH MY FRIENDS...
363
00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:46,253
THEIR MISSIONS
HAVE ALL BEEN, YOU KNOW,
SIMULATED.
364
00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:47,454
IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND.
365
00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:51,524
WHICH MEANS IT CAN BE
TAKEN OUT OF YOUR MIND.
366
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,026
OK. HOW?
367
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:54,327
IT'S ALL ABOUT FOCUS,
ALL RIGHT?
368
00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:56,163
THERE ARE PEOPLE
WHO CAN WALK THROUGH
WALLS
369
00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:59,132
JUST BY IMAGINING
THE SPACE IN BETWEEN
THE MOLECULES.
370
00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:01,168
THERE'S SOMEONE WHO CAN
WALK THROUGH A WALL?
371
00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:03,136
OF COURSE NOT.
IT'S A WALL.
372
00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:08,041
BUT YOU SHOULD BE ABLE
TO NOT PICTURE YOUR
GIRLFRIEND AS A NUN.
373
00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:10,177
ALL RIGHT. OK.
374
00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:13,213
THANKS, MR. FINNERTY.
I APPRECIATE IT.
375
00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:16,683
NEXT TIME.
376
00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:21,588
YOU ARE OUTTA CONTROL!
377
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:35,202
HEY, FINNERTY.
378
00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:36,169
HEY, DAN.
379
00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:37,704
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
380
00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:39,339
HUH? OH, UH, I--
I WAS AT THE DELI,
381
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:41,574
AND I WAS TRYING
TO PICK UP SOME
MUNG BEANS,
382
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:45,578
AND THEY WERE OUT,
SO I WAS WONDERING
IF YOU COULD LEND ME...
383
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:46,213
A PACK.
384
00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:48,215
NAH. I DON'T EAT
THAT CRAP.
385
00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:49,682
IT WREAKS HAVOC
ON MY COLON.
386
00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:51,251
CONNIE EATS
THAT STUFF, THOUGH.
387
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,585
THE NOISES
THAT WOMAN MAKES...
388
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:56,489
TO BE HONEST,
IT'S LIKE SLEEPING
NEXT TO A TUGBOAT.
389
00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:57,824
OK, WELL, TAKE CARE.
390
00:15:57,857 --> 00:16:00,627
HOLD ON! DID YOU
EVER GET IN TOUCH WITH
THE HOMEOWNERS' ASSOCIATION?
391
00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:04,431
OH! YEAH, YEAH.
I CALLED THEM AND I
STRAIGHTENED EVERYTHING OUT,
392
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:05,398
SO IT'S ALL GOOD.
393
00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:07,200
OK, BUT IF I GET
ANOTHER LETTER,
394
00:16:07,234 --> 00:16:10,470
I'M GONNA BE PUTTING
SOMEONE'S PLUMS
IN A VICE.
395
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:12,305
OK.
396
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:17,244
I CAN EXPLAIN!
397
00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:18,511
YOU DON'T HAVE TO
EXPLAIN, FINNERTY,
398
00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:21,348
BECAUSE YOU'RE THE FREAK
WHO'S BEEN SENDING
THESE DAMN LETTERS!
399
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:23,616
NO! I'M TRYING
TO PROTECT THE FREAK
THAT IS!
400
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,385
WHO IS IT?
I WANNA KNOW WHO HE IS!
IT'S A SHE.
401
00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:26,619
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU RATTED ME OUT!
402
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:29,122
WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?
YOU PUT ME IN A TERRIBLE
POSITION!
403
00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:30,457
THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD'S
GONNA HATE ME!
404
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:34,461
THEY'RE GONNA HATE ME
MORE THAN THE LADY WHO
PUT OUT RACCOON FOOD!
405
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:37,730
IF YOU PROMISE ME
THAT YOU WILL NEVER,
EVER, EVER
406
00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:39,399
DO ANYTHING THAT CRAZY
AGAIN,
407
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:41,101
I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.
408
00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:43,103
HOW CAN YOU TAKE CARE
OF IT?
409
00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:44,171
JUST PROMISE ME!
410
00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:45,038
FINE. I PROMISE
411
00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:46,706
I'LL NEVER DO ANYTHING
THAT CRAZY AGAIN.
412
00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:48,175
NO MORE LETTERS
OR TELEGRAMS OR--
413
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:50,443
YES, I SWEAR.
HOW ARE YOU GONNA
TAKE CARE OF IT?
414
00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:52,812
IT'S ALREADY BEEN
TAKEN CARE OF.
415
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,447
I KNOW IT WAS YOU,
YOU FREAK!
416
00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:58,151
GET OFF MY PROPERTY,
YOU SON OF A BITCH!
417
00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:01,221
GO AHEAD AND MAKE ME,
CRAZY LADY!
418
00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:03,056
OK, I WILL!
419
00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:04,424
HA HA HA HA HA!
420
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:05,392
OH, CRAP!
421
00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:09,096
HA HA HA HA!
422
00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:12,199
NICE! YOU KNOW,
I THINK THERE
MIGHT BE A PLACE
423
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:15,302
FOR A GUY LIKE YOU
IN THE HOMEOWNERS'
ASSOCIATION.
424
00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:16,469
HA HA. FORGET IT!
425
00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:19,439
COME ON!
VAN LESSING'S NOT GONNA
LIVE FOREVER, YOU KNOW.
426
00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:22,609
HE'S GOT A BAD TICKER.
427
00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:25,745
JUST FOCUS, BRAD.
428
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:29,216
YOU CAN WALK THROUGH
WALLS.
429
00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:34,087
WOW!
430
00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:35,488
[SLAM]
431
00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:36,856
OH--
432
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,258
BRAD, WHERE
HAVE YOU BEEN?
433
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,293
YOU DON'T COME OVER ANYMORE.
YOU AVOID ME!
434
00:17:40,327 --> 00:17:42,229
THE ONLY TIME
I'VE SEEN YOU IS YESTERDAY
435
00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:44,331
WHEN YOU TRIED TO HOLD
SISTER HELEN'S HAND.
436
00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:47,234
WELL, YEAH, THAT'S
BECAUSE I THOUGHT--
437
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,301
NEVER MIND.
438
00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:49,702
BRAD, ARE YOU NOT
INTO ME ANYMORE?
439
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:52,872
NO! I AM INTO YOU.
IT'S NOTHING, OK?
440
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,474
I PROMISE.
441
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:57,277
OK. 'CAUSE I MISSED YOU.
442
00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:59,712
I MISSED YOU, TOO.
443
00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:04,584
AAH!
444
00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:06,219
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
445
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:08,855
AREN'T YOU ATTRACTED
TO ME ANYMORE?
446
00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:12,359
WH--OF COURSE I AM!
447
00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:15,228
THEN KISS ME, DAMN IT!
448
00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:18,431
FOCUS, BRAD, FOCUS!
449
00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:22,869
WOW!
450
00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:24,171
IT'S YOU!
451
00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:26,473
WHO ELSE WOULD IT BE?
452
00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:28,475
SISTER HELEN?
453
00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:29,909
WHAT?
454
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,878
LOOK, IT--IT'S A LONG
STORY,
455
00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:34,314
BUT--OK--YOUR UNCLE
EDDIE SUGGESTED
456
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:36,649
THAT I GET YOU
UNDERWEAR
FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY.
457
00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:39,852
BUT AT THE STORE,
I SAW SISTER HELEN
BUYING THE SAME THING,
458
00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:42,655
SO THEN EVERY TIME
I SAW YOU, I THOUGHT
OF SISTER HELEN,
459
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:44,924
WHICH IS WHY I COULDN'T,
YOU KNOW, GET IT GOIN'!
460
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:48,395
MY UNCLE TOLD YOU
TO GET ME UNDERWEAR?
461
00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:49,629
YEAH. HE WAS GREAT!
462
00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:51,664
AND WHEN I WAS HAVING...
TROUBLE,
463
00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:54,267
HE TOLD ME TO FOCUS
AND I DID,
464
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:57,404
AND HE WAS RIGHT,
AND IT'S GREAT!
465
00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:59,439
MY UNCLE KNOWS
ABOUT ALL THIS?
466
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:03,410
YEAH. HE SAID THAT
IF YOU CAN PUT SOMEONE
IN YOUR MIND,
467
00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:04,844
YOU CAN TAKE 'EM OUT.
UH-HUH.
468
00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:08,381
SO NOW THAT I'M OVER
MY THING, WANNA MAKE OUT?
469
00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:11,351
COME ON,
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
470
00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:13,686
LET'S CELEBRATE
OUR ANNIVERSARY.
471
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,355
GET OUT!
472
00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:17,424
WHAT'S WRONG, BABY?!
473
00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:18,458
GO!
474
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,727
CAN'T WE JUST CUDDLE
AT LEAST?
475
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:23,430
OUT!
476
00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:27,734
KIDS, SEAN, DINNER!
477
00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:30,970
THIS CHICKEN'S
NOT BAD, CLAUDIA.
478
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:34,874
ACTUALLY, THAT'S
RECONSTITUTED BEAN CURD.
479
00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:37,410
IT'S GOOD.
I HAD IT FOR LUNCH,
THOUGH.
480
00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:40,413
OK. EVERYTHING HERE
IS 100% VEGETARIAN.
481
00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:42,582
WE HAVE CABBAGE SOUP,
482
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:45,218
WE HAVE SALAD
WITH CRUMBLED FAKIN',
483
00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:49,422
AND WE HAVE TOFU
PRESSED INTO THE SHAPE
OF A DUCK.
484
00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:53,393
WOW. Y-YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY
DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THIS.
485
00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:56,296
YOU HEARD HIM.
LET'S THROW THIS
GARBAGE OUT
486
00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:57,464
AND FIRE UP
SOME COW FLESH!
487
00:19:57,497 --> 00:20:01,334
DAD, REALLY, I--
I FEEL BAD EVERYONE'S
DOING THIS FOR ME.
488
00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:02,569
HEY, WE'RE A FAMILY, OK?
489
00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:07,807
SO WHEN SOMEONE WANTS
TO TRY SOMETHING NEW,
WE SUPPORT THEM.
490
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:11,611
BABY, IS THAT BEAT LOAF?
491
00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:13,580
WOW, DAD.
I REALLY APPRECIATE THIS.
492
00:20:13,613 --> 00:20:18,751
LOOK, I JUST WANT
EVERYONE TO FEEL COMFORTABLE
IN THEIR CHOICES.
493
00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:29,462
WHAT?
494
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,265
NOTHING. I WAS JUST...
495
00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:33,700
I WAS WATCHING THE NEWS
EARLIER,
496
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:37,470
AND THEY'RE REALLY CONCERNED
BECAUSE APPARENTLY
SOMEONE SHOT THE SHERIFF!
497
00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:41,308
YAH, MON!
YOU LOOK IRIE!
498
00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:43,876
ONE LOVE, JIM.
499
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:45,912
NO, JIMMY, WAIT.
DON'T GO! COME ON!
500
00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:48,515
DON'T, MY LITTLE
BUFFALO SOLDIER!
501
00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:52,552
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...ETHIOPIA, MON!
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