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GOOD MORNING,
UNCLE EDDIE.
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WHAT ARE YOU
DOING?
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I'M TRYING TO COME UP
WITH SOME NEW JOKES
FOR MY ACT TONIGHT.
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OH! WHAT DO YOU GOT
SO FAR?
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THANK YOU.
GOOD TO BE HERE.
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GOOD TO BE HERE. GOOD--
HACK.
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HOW HARD CAN IT BE
TO COME UP WITH
A COUPLE OF JOKES?
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YOU KNOW,
SOME COMEDIANS WORK
THEIR WHOLE LIVES
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JUST TO COME UP WITH
A TIGHT 5 MINUTES.
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WELL, MAYBE I COULD
HELP YOU COME UP
WITH SOME STUFF.
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WHAT DO YOU GOT?
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OK, LET'S SEE. UM...
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HA HA. HA HA HA!
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SAUSAGE.
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SAUSAGE?
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IT'S FUNNY! SAUSAG--
[LAUGHS]
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SAUSAGE IS FUNNY.
WRITE IT DOWN.
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I'M NOT WRITING IT DOWN.
IT'S JUST A WORD, OK?
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A JOKE NEEDS CONTEXT.
YOU CAN'T, YOU KNOW,
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JUST GO SAY, "SAUSAGE"
IN A VACUUM.
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[LAUGHS, SNORTS]
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SAUSAGE IN A VACUUM
IS FUNNY! [SNORTS]
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SEE YOU LATER.
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YOU GOING SOMEWHERE?
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WHAT ARE YOU SAYING,
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I SHOULDN'T
GO OUT IN PUBLIC
LOOKING LIKE THIS?
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NO, BABY, YOU LOOK
BEAUTIFUL--
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FINE, FINE!
YOU GO TO THE STORE!
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I'LL JUST BE A SHUT-IN!
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WHAT WAS THAT
ALL ABOUT?
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YOU KNOW, I GUESS
IT'S THAT TIME
OF THE PREGNANCY
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WHEN CLAUDIA
DOESN'T EXACTLY
FEEL...
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SEXY.
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DO YOU THINK I HAVE
BARNEY RUBBLE FEET?
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IF ANYTHING,
THEY'RE LIKE POINTS.
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OW! GOD, THAT'S LIKE
A NEEDLE!
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AAH!
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LOOK WHAT I GOT YOU.
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OH...THANK YOU.
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HEY, I SAW ROSEMARY
MINERO DOWN AT
THE FLOWER SHOP.
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YOU THINK YOU LOOK
PREGNANT. SHE--
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WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
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NOTHING, IT'S JUST
COMPARED TO ROSEMARY,
THAT YOU LOOK--
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OH, THANK YOU.
SO I'M NOT QUITE
AS REPELLENT
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AS THE MOST PREGNANT
WOMAN ON EARTH!
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BABY, YOU UP?
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YEAH.
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YOU WANT SOME LOVIN', HMM?
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[MUFFLED]
NO.
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ARE YOU OK?
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WELL, I THINK
SHE LOOKS GREAT.
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YEAH, SO DO I,
BUT NO MATTER
WHAT I DO,
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I CAN'T MAKE HER
FEEL ANY BETTER.
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YOU KNOW WHAT'LL
MAKE HER REALLY HAPPY?
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A POLICE SCANNER.
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WHY WOULD
A PREGNANT WOMAN
NEED A POLICE SCANNER?
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I DON'T KNOW.
I GOT 3 OF 'EM
IN MY TRUNK.
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THEY'RE NOT MOVIN'
AT ALL.
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HEY, LIL.
HEY, BABY.
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I'M HERE
ON OFFICIAL BUSINESS.
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J-DOG?
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I GOT SOME GREAT
NEWS.
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WHAT?
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YOU'RE A SCIENCENAUT!
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NO, I'M NOT.
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YEAH! YEAH,
YES, YOU ARE.
I GOT YOU IN!
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HERE. HERE'S YOUR
JACKET...
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WHAT IS "M DWARF"?
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TECHNICALLY,
IT'S A LOW MASS
STAR.
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IT'S JIMMY'S
PLEBE NAME.
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WHEN YOU'RE
A FULL NAUT, YOU CAN
CHOOSE YOUR OWN.
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I DON'T WANT--
YOU DO AS YOU'RE TOLD,
PLEBE!
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OK. I GOTTA GO. I'LL
SEE YOU AT THE SCIENCE
LAB AT 1600 HOURS.
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DON'T BE LATE.
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BRAD, SERIOUSLY--
PLEBE!!
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WELL, CONGRATULATIONS,
"M DWARF"!
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YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS?
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IT'S ALL HE'S BEEN
TALKING ABOUT
FOR THE LAST MONTH.
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I'M NOT EVEN INTO
SCIENCE.
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SURE, YOU ARE.
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YOU'VE GOT THAT WHOLE
WEATHER KIT UP
IN YOUR ROOM.
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LILY,
THAT'S A HUMIDIFIER.
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JUST TELL
YOUR BOYFRIEND
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I'M NOT JOINING
HIS STUPID CLUB.
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NO, COME ON.
YOU SAW HOW MUCH
THIS MEANS TO HIM.
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JUST GO TO ONE
MEETING.
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NO. I GOTTA KEEP
MY SCHEDULE OPEN
AFTER SCHOOL.
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WHAT IF
SOMETHING COMES UP?
WHAT IF I GET A DATE?
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OK. FINE.
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I'LL GO TO ONE MEETING.
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OK. I'M SURE BRAD
WILL APPRECIATE IT.
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PLEBE!
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HEY, UNCLE EDDIE.
OOH! HOW WAS YOUR
COMEDY THING LAST NIGHT?
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I THINK IT'S FAIR TO SAY
I KILLED!
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YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?
SAUSAGE.
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IT'S TOO CONFIDENT.
WHO DOES IT THINK IT IS?
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I'LL TELL YOU
WHO IT IS.
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IT'S ALL THIS OTHER CRAP
THAT YOU WOULD NEVER EAT
BY ITSELF...
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GROUND UP, STUFFED
INSIDE AN INTESTINE!
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IT'S NOT EVEN MEAT.
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IT SITS ON THE PLATE
GOING, "COME ON, EAT ME.
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EAT ME. YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT.
YOU KNOW I'M GOOD."
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IT'S LIKE, HEY, LISTEN, MAN,
YOU'RE NOT EVEN MEAT.
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IT'S HALFWAY BETWEEN
FOOD AND GARBAGE.
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I FEEL LIKE TAKING
THE SAUSAGE AND SAYING,
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"HEY, SAUSAGE, ENOUGH
WITH THE ATTITUDE,
ALL RIGHT? WE GET IT, OK?"
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THANK YOU. GOOD NIGHT.
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HEY, REALLY FUNNY
STUFF.
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THANK YOU.
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KELLY GREEN.
I M.C. OVER AT
THE COMIC STRIP.
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OH, YEAH.
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YOU WANNA COME OVER
AND DO A SPOT ON MY
LINEUP THURSDAY?
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IF I DON'T HAVE TO
EAT ANY SAUSAGE,
I'LL BE THERE.
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WOW! YOU GOT YOUR
FIRST BIG GIG.
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HMM. SEE? I TOLD YOU
SAUSAGE WAS FUNNY.
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SAUSAGE ISN'T FUNNY.
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A PISSED OFF GUY
PUTTING SAUSAGE
IN ITS PLACE IS FUNNY.
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OK, WE DON'T HAVE TIME
TO ARGUE ABOUT IT.
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WE GOTTA COME UP WITH
SOME MORE MATERIAL.
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THAT'S OK. I'M GOOD.
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NO, NO, NO. I GOT
SOMETHING NEW.
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FUTONS.
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WHAT? IT'S FUNNY.
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HEY.
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HI.
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EDDIE, THIS IS STEVE
FROM MY ECON CLASS.
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HOW YOU DOIN'?
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OK, IF WE INCREASE
MONEY SUPPLY,
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THAT HAS THE SAME
EFFECT AS LOWERING
INTEREST RATES.
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DO I HAVE SOMETHING
ON MY FACE?
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NO.
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WHY ARE YOU
STARING AT ME?
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BECAUSE YOU'RE SO
BEAUTIFUL. I MEAN,
YOUR SKIN IS AMAZING.
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[GIGGLES]
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THANK YOU. I TRY
TO STAY OUT OF THE SUN
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AND I EXFOLIATE
WHEN I HAVE TOO MUCH...
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FOLIAGE.
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MAY I ASK YOUR AGE?
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STEVE, THAT IS
A DANGEROUS GAME.
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23.
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WHICH YOU JUST WON.
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CLAUDIA, HOW'S THAT BABY
MY BROTHER PUT INSIDE YOU?
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FINE, EDDIE.
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I WAS JUST CHECKING.
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HEY, SEAN,
JUST A HEAD'S-UP.
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THERE'S AN ENGLISH GUY
IN THE KITCHEN
HITTIN' ON YOUR WIFE.
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OH, YEAH. THAT'S COOL.
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MAYBE YOU SHOULD
GET A LOOK AT HIM.
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HE'S KIND OF A CROSS
BETWEEN YOU AND JUDE
LAW, MINUS YOU.
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YEAH, WELL, IS HE
MAKING HER FEEL SEXY?
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HE WAS MAKIN' ME
FEEL SEXY.
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ALL RIGHT, GOOD, SEE?
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THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I WANTED.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN'
ABOUT?
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REMEMBER HOW I SAID
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CLAUDIA HASN'T REALLY
BEEN FEELING THAT
ATTRACTIVE LATELY?
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I DECIDED TO DO
SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
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HI. DOES CLAUDIA
FINNERTY LIVE HERE?
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YEAH. YEAH.
I'M HER HUSBAND SEAN.
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HI, I'M STEVE.
I'M HERE TO STUDY
WITH HER.
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OH, HEY, STEVE,
HOW'S IT GOING?
SHE'S INSIDE.
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OK.
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DO I--WAIT A SECOND.
DO I--
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YOU'RE A GOOD LOOKING
GUY, MAN.
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THANKS. I'M GONNA
GO INSIDE, OK?
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ONE SECOND.
I WANNA ASK YOU
SOMETHING, STEVE.
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UH...
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YOU FIND MY WIFE
PRETTY ATTRACTIVE?
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I GUESS.
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YEAH, SURE, I DO.
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I THINK SHE'S
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
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OH, GOOD.
I'M GLAD FOR YOU.
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I AM, TOO. I'M LUCKY.
YEAH.
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I WANT YOU TO
HIT ON HER FOR ME.
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WHAT?
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JUST HIT ON HER,
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MAKE HER FEEL SEXY,
ATTRACTIVE,
YOU KNOW?
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AN INTERNATIONAL STUD
LIKE YOU, YOU CAN
DO THAT, HUH?
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I DON'T KNOW IF I'M GONNA
BE COMFORTABLE WITH THAT.
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WHAT IF I PAID YOU
50 BUCKS?
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SEAN, HOW MANY TIMES
HAVE I TOLD YA,
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YOU DON'T PAY OTHER GUYS
TO HIT ON YOUR WIFE.
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LOOK, I'VE BEEN WITH
CLAUDIA FOR 16 YEARS,
OK?
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I THINK I KNOW HER
BETTER THAN YOU DO.
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I THINK PRETTY BOY'S
GONNA GET TO KNOW HER
BETTER THAN BOTH OF US.
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JIMMY, HEY,
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HOW'D YOUR FIRST
SCIENCENAUTS MEETING
GO, HUH?
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PRETTY MUCH
WHAT I EXPECTED.
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CAREFUL, NIMROD.
YOU'RE GONNA BURN
DOWN THE SCHOOL.
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HELIUM'S INERT,
YOU IDIOT.
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NOT IN A NUCLEAR
REACTOR, DUMB ASS.
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WELL, I DON'T SEE
A CYCLOTRON AROUND
HERE, NOW, DO YOU?
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YOU'RE GONNA SEE
A CYCLOTRON, ALL RIGHT.
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Chanting:
ARGUMENT, ARGUMENT!
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FELLAS, NO NEED
TO ARGUE. LET'S JUST
GET THIS CLEANED UP.
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"M DWARF, SOLAR WIND,"
WE NEED A CLEAN-UP!
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Chanting: PLEBES,
PLEBES, PLEBES, PLEBES!
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PLEBES, PLEBES, PLEBES,
PLEBES, PLEBES, PLEBES...
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WOW! SORRY, JIM.
I DIDN'T REALIZE
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YOU'D HAVE TO GO
THROUGH THAT MUCH
DORKERY.
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YEAH. IT WAS PRETTY ROUGH.
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WELL, THANKS FOR
GIVING IT A SHOT.
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IT'S OK. THERE'S ANOTHER
MEETING TOMORROW.
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IF I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING,
I MIGHT SWING BY.
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REALLY? THAT WOULD MEAN
SO MUCH TO BRAD.
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THANK YOU, PUBE.
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IT'S PLEBE!
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WANNA TALK ABOUT
THE MEETING?
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NOT REALLY.
IT WAS JUST LAME.
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COME ON, JIM.
I WENT TO THAT SCHOOL.
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I KNOW WHAT GOES ON
AT THOSE MEETINGS.
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OH--ISN'T IT GREAT?!
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AT EASE, PLEBES!
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GENTLEMEN,
TIME FOR PHASE 2!
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PHASE 2!
[CHEERING]
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LIGHTS!
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Woman: PERMISSION
TO SPEAK FREELY,
CAPTAIN ROCKHARD.
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Captain: GR-ANTED.
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00:09:48,722 --> 00:09:52,159
MY SPACE SUIT
IS WAY TOO HOT.
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LET ME HELP YOU,
LIEUTENANT HO.
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HOW DO THEY DO THAT?
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ZERO GRAVITY.
223
00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:02,235
NICE!
224
00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:04,772
THAT'S JUST WRONG.
YOU JUST SAID YOU--
225
00:10:04,805 --> 00:10:09,109
YOU GOTTA STOP FALLING
FOR "I KNOW WHAT GOES ON
AT THOSE MEETINGS."
226
00:10:10,911 --> 00:10:14,181
SO HOW DO YOU GET IT
TO BOUNCE LIKE THAT?
227
00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:15,415
'SCUSE ME?
228
00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:16,850
YOUR HAIR.
IT'S SO BOUNCY.
229
00:10:16,884 --> 00:10:18,251
HOW DO YOU GET IT
TO DO THAT?
230
00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:21,021
I WASH IT
AND THEN I WALK.
231
00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:23,390
HEY, GUYS,
HOW'S THE STUDYING GOING?
232
00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:26,259
IT'S GOOD. YEAH.
WE'LL SEE YOU LATER.
233
00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:27,627
YOU GOING SOMEWHERE?
234
00:10:27,661 --> 00:10:30,964
YEAH. WE'RE GONNA GET
A CUP OF COFFEE THEN
GO BACK TO STEVE'S PLACE.
235
00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:31,699
REALLY?
236
00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:33,767
YEAH. MY ROOMMATE'S
OUT OF TOWN,
237
00:10:33,801 --> 00:10:35,368
SO IT'LL BE
PRETTY QUIET.
238
00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:37,070
OH! OK. YOU
COMING BACK SOON?
239
00:10:37,104 --> 00:10:41,441
NO. NOT FOR A WHILE.
WE GOT A LOTTA STUFF
TO GET DONE. SEE YA.
240
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:44,311
S-SEE YA LATER,
BABE. Bye.
241
00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:49,449
DO I HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT THIS?
242
00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:52,419
[GIGGLING] I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I WAS THINKING.
243
00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:54,988
I FORGOT MY BOOKS!
244
00:10:58,926 --> 00:10:59,727
OH, HEY, EDDIE.
245
00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:02,295
HEY. WHAT ARE YOU
ALL DRESSED UP FOR?
246
00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:03,230
STUDYING.
247
00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:06,166
ALL RIGHT, THAT DRESS
DOES NOT SAY STUDYING,
248
00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:07,434
ALL RIGHT?
249
00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:10,771
IT SAYS, "LET ME JUST
RUN YOUR CREDIT CARD
THROUGH THE AGENCY,
250
00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:13,073
AND WE'LL GET STARTED."
251
00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:15,008
SO WHAT'S WITH
THE GETUP?
252
00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:17,745
I FOUND OUT HOW BIG
OF AN ASS YOUR BROTHER IS.
253
00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:21,081
OK, ANY OTHER QUESTIONS
ABOUT TRADE EMBARGOES?
254
00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:23,951
JUST ONE.
HAVE YOU EVER MODELED?
255
00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:26,353
NO. I HAVE NEVER
MODELED.
256
00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:27,654
I AM NOT A DANCER,
257
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:30,257
AND NO ONE HAS EVER
TOLD ME I LOOK LIKE
A YOUNG JESSICA SIMPSON.
258
00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:33,060
CAN WE PLEASE
GET BACK TO STUDYING?
259
00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:33,894
SORRY.
260
00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:36,096
NOW, THE EFFECTS
THAT NASA HAS ON THE--
261
00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:38,031
NOW YOU'RE HOLDING
MY HAND.
262
00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:39,166
WHAT, DOES THAT
BOTHER YOU?
263
00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:41,935
NOT NEARLY AS MUCH
AS WHAT YOU'RE DOING
WITH YOUR FOOT.
264
00:11:41,969 --> 00:11:43,236
WHAT THE HELL'S
WRONG WITH YOU?
265
00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:45,739
I JUST FIND YOU
REALLY SEXY.
266
00:11:45,773 --> 00:11:47,741
LOOK, IT'S NOT THAT
I'M NOT FLATTERED
267
00:11:47,775 --> 00:11:52,112
BY YOUR CONSTANT
COMPLIMENTING AND OGLING
AND...FOOTING
268
00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:55,448
BUT I AM MARRIED, OK?
SO, I'M SORRY. WE CAN'T
DO THIS ANYMORE.
269
00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:57,384
NO, NO, WAIT.
IT WASN'T MY FAULT.
270
00:11:57,417 --> 00:12:00,788
OH, RIGHT, IT'S MY FAULT
'CAUSE I'M SO IRRESISTIBLE,
RIGHT?
271
00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:02,856
NO, NO. IT WAS
YOUR HUSBAND'S FAULT.
272
00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:05,125
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT?
273
00:12:06,093 --> 00:12:08,395
HE PAID ME
TO HIT ON YOU
274
00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:11,364
AND MAKE YOU FEEL
SEXY.
275
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,499
WHAT?
276
00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:16,236
I JUST REALLY
NEEDED THE MONEY.
SOMEONE STOLE MY BIKE.
277
00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:18,471
MY HUSBAND PAID YOU
TO HIT ON ME?
278
00:12:18,505 --> 00:12:21,909
YEAH. IT WAS REALLY
AWKWARD.
279
00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:28,381
OK. UM, STEVE,
280
00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:29,716
THE NEXT TIME
WE SEE MY HUSBAND,
281
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:34,254
I WANT YOU TO HIT ON ME
LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER HIT
ON ANYONE BEFORE.
282
00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:35,388
OK, NOW THIS IS
GETTING WEIRD.
283
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:38,025
NO, IT'S NOT WEIRD AT ALL.
YOU JUST NEED TO
STAY PRETTY
284
00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:40,794
AND WEAR SOMETHING
THAT'S EASY TO TAKE OFF,
OK?
285
00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:41,661
I'LL DO THE REST.
286
00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:43,463
GOOD PLAN.
SO WHAT'S IN IT
FOR THE KID?
287
00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:46,133
HE GETS TO HIT ON ME
AND PASS ECON.
288
00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:49,837
AND I'M BUYIN' HIM
A BIKE.
289
00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:53,073
OH, HEY, UNCLE EDDIE.
290
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,908
HOW'D YOU BIT GO
LAST NIGHT?
291
00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:56,243
DID YOU KILL?
292
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,979
SOMETHING DIED.
293
00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:01,949
YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?
HOT DOGS.
294
00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:04,284
THEY'RE TOO CONFIDENT.
295
00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:06,253
WHO DO THEY THINK
THEY ARE?
296
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:07,487
I'LL TELL YOU
WHO THEY ARE.
297
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,990
IT'S ALL THAT CRAP
YOU'D NEVER EAT,
298
00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:12,592
GROUND UP AND STUFFED
INTO INTESTINES.
299
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,295
YET THEY SIT THERE
ON THE PLATE LIKE,
"COME EAT ME!
300
00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:16,997
YOU KNOW YOU WANNA EAT ME!"
301
00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:19,066
YOU'RE NOT EVEN
REAL MEAT!
302
00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:22,169
YOU'RE HALFWAY BETWEEN
FOOD AND GARBAGE.
303
00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:26,806
HEY, HOT DOGS,
EASY ON THE ATTITUDE.
WE GET IT!
304
00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:29,176
YOU GUYS ARE GREAT!
305
00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:31,979
I'M GONNA BRING ON
YOUR NEXT COMIC.
306
00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:35,148
THIS GUY'S ALMOST
AS CONFIDENT AS A HOT DOG.
307
00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:37,117
RIGHT FROM THE ISLE
OF STATEN,
308
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:40,353
LET'S HEAR IT
FOR EDDIE THE "F"!
309
00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:45,392
DUDE, YOU STOLE MY BIT.
310
00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:47,127
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
311
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,261
THE HOT DOG THING
IS MY BIT.
312
00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:50,597
YOU DO A THING
ABOUT SAUSAGES.
313
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:52,966
SAUSAGES, HOT DOGS.
IT'S THE SAME THING.
314
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,334
I LO THIS CHARACTER!
315
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,069
THE WHOLE PARANOID
COMIC THING--
316
00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:57,537
OOH, YOU'RE STEALING
MY BITS!
317
00:13:57,570 --> 00:14:01,241
EDDIE THE "F"!
EDDIE THE "F"!
318
00:14:05,112 --> 00:14:06,146
I'M REALLY SERIOUS.
319
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:09,016
THAT GUY STOLE MY BIT,
AND I GOT NOTHING
TO DO NOW.
320
00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:10,583
UH...
321
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:13,954
FUTONS...
322
00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:16,323
I CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT GUY STOLE OUR JOKE!
323
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,058
WE HAVE TO GET BACK
AT HIM!
324
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:20,627
I ALREADY TOOK CARE
OF IT.
325
00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:26,333
AAH!
326
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,168
AAH!
327
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:30,303
AAH!
328
00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:34,207
WELL, I WAS THINKING
WE COULD STEAL ONE
OF HIS JOKES,
329
00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:37,344
BUT...YOUR THING
WORKED.
330
00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:42,682
SO DOES THIS STRAIGHT
LINE MEAN THAT SUPPLY
IS ELASTIC OR...
331
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:46,419
HA HA HA HA!
STEVE, YOU'RE SO FUNNY.
332
00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:48,221
[GIGGLING]
333
00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:49,389
WHAT'S GOING ON?
334
00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:52,960
OH, HI, SEAN.
STEVE WAS JUST
DRILLING ME.
335
00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:53,994
WHAT?
336
00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:56,229
I WAS JUST
ASKING HER QUESTIONS
FOR THE ECON EXAM.
337
00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:57,430
HA. RIGHT. ECON.
GOOD SAVE.
338
00:14:57,464 --> 00:15:01,301
YOU'RE--YOU'RE SURE
DRESSED NICE.
339
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:04,471
WELL, IT'S ECON.
I WANTED TO FEEL SEXY.
340
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:06,539
WHERE WERE WE?
341
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,708
UM, MONETARY POLICY.
342
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:11,111
OH, MONETARY POLICY.
343
00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:13,546
HA HA! GOOD SAVE AGAIN!
344
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:16,283
[LAUGHING]
345
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:21,021
YOU KNOW, I'M GETTING
SICK AND TIRED OF
CLAUDIA'S STUDY BUDDY.
346
00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:22,089
WAIT A MINUTE.
347
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:24,524
YOU PAID
A HORNY COLLEGE KID
WHO LOOKS LIKE A MODEL
348
00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:27,194
TO HIT ON YOUR WIFE,
AND IT SOMEHOW
BACKFIRED?
349
00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:31,431
TO HIT ON HER--JUST TO
STAY STUFF LIKE, "I LIKE
YOUR EYES, MRS. FINNERTY,"
350
00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:33,366
OR, "YOU GOT NICE HAIR,"
YOU KNOW?
351
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:37,537
THIS KID IS FEELING
HER SUPPLY CURVES
ALL UP AND DOWN ON MY COUCH
352
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:38,705
IN MY HOUSE!
353
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:41,341
YOU STILL KNOW THAT GUY
THAT BREAKS INTO PEOPLE'S
HOUSES
354
00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:43,410
AND PUTS FOOD
IN THEIR BEDS?
NO, I DON'T.
355
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,345
DAMN! OK. I'M GONNA
TAKE CARE OF THIS KID.
356
00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:47,214
HEY, SEAN,
WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT A MINUTE.
357
00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:49,216
BEFORE YOU DO
ANYTHING STUPID,
358
00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:51,051
SHE KNOWS YOU PAID HIM.
359
00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:51,951
WHAT?
360
00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:53,987
YEAH, SO NOW SHE'S
GONNA GET HIM A BICYCLE
361
00:15:54,021 --> 00:15:58,291
SO HE'LL HIT ON HER
SOME MORE AND MAKE YOU
JEALOUS.
362
00:15:58,325 --> 00:15:59,092
WHY WOULD--
363
00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:01,028
WHY WOULD SHE DO
SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
364
00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:03,130
I DON'T KNOW.
YOU DID SOMETHING
LIKE THAT.
365
00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:05,465
NO, WHAT I DID WAS TO
MAKE HER FEEL MORE
ATTRACTIVE,
366
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:09,202
TO BE A GOOD HUSBAND.
WHAT SHE'S DOING IS
SPITEFUL AND WRONG.
367
00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:11,271
SHE JUST WANTS TO RUB
MY FACE IN IT.
368
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:14,341
YOU KNOW WHAT?
TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME,
PARTNER.
369
00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:15,175
THAT'S RIGHT.
370
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:18,345
WELL, I GUESS THREE.
HIM, HER, AND ME.
371
00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:19,346
HEY, SEAN.
372
00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:22,482
LET ME KNOW IF YOU
NEED A FOURTH.
373
00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:23,883
HEY, JIM,
CAN I TALK TO YOU?
374
00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:27,287
ACTUALLY, CAN IT WAIT?
I'VE GOT A SCIENCENAUTS
MEETING. IT'S IMPORTANT.
375
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:30,257
OH, NO,
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO.
I GOT YOU OUT OF IT.
376
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:32,725
BRAD, I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO SAY THIS,
BUT, UM...
377
00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:36,329
I DON'T THINK JIMMY
WANTS TO BE A NAUT.
378
00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:38,531
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
379
00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:40,533
HE SAID IT WAS
REALLY BORING.
380
00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:45,038
THAT'S FUNNY,
BECAUSE I GOT THE IMPRESSION
HE WAS REALLY INTO IT.
381
00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:47,174
A LOT. ACTUALLY,
IT WAS KIND OF EMBARRASSING.
382
00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:50,510
BRAD, I'M TELLING YOU,
HE WAS REALLY UPSET
ABOUT THAT MEETING.
383
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:53,813
HE CAME HOME AND WENT
RIGHT UP TO HIS ROOM
AND LOCKED THE DOOR.
384
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:57,417
HE DIDN'T EVEN
COME DOWN FOR DINNER.
385
00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:59,519
ALL RIGHT, I...
386
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:01,188
GUESS HE'S OUT.
387
00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:03,623
TRUST ME. HE'LL BE
MUCH HAPPIER THIS WAY.
388
00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:06,193
WHY THE HELL
DID YOU DO THAT?
389
00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:08,661
I THOUGHT SCIENCE
WASN'T YOUR THING.
390
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,763
NO, IT IS MY THING!
I LOVE SCIENCE!
391
00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:14,201
I LOVE WATCHING
SCIENCE!
392
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:19,139
THERE ARE MANY FORCES
THAT INFLUENCE
THE SUPPLY CURVE--
393
00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:21,241
TELL ME AGAIN.
394
00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:23,176
OH, SEAN, I'M SORRY.
ARE WE BOTHERING YOU?
395
00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:25,445
'CAUSE WE COULD GO UP
AND STUDY IN THE BEDROOM.
396
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:29,149
OH, NO, BABE.
I'M JUST GONNA READ
THE PAPER.
397
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:32,852
UH, THE FORCES
THAT INFLUENCE
THE SUPPLY CODE--
398
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:37,790
YOU KNOW, I CAN'T
SEE THAT CHART
FROM WAY OVER HERE.
399
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,493
THAT'S BETTER.
Sean: HA HA HA HA!
400
00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:41,594
IS IT JUST ME,
401
00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:44,331
OR DOES PEANUTS
JUST KEEP GETTING
BETTER, HUH?
402
00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:45,165
HA.
403
00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:48,101
STEVE, IS THAT COLOGNE
YOU'RE WEARING?
404
00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:49,202
NO. NO.
405
00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:52,105
WOW. I THINK YOU JUST
NATURALLY SMELL LIKE
THE OCEAN.
406
00:17:52,139 --> 00:17:53,673
OH, WOW,
I LOVE THE OCEAN!
407
00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:55,542
LET ME SMELL!
408
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:56,743
UM, THE SUPPLY CURVE--
409
00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:58,745
OH, MY GOD,
YOU'RE RIGHT, BABY.
410
00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:01,281
IT'S LIKE BEING
IN THE BAHAMAS.
411
00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:03,116
STEVE, WHAT IS THIS
SHIRT MADE OF?
412
00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:05,718
YEAH, WHAT
IS THIS, STEVE?
IS THIS COTTON?
413
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:06,386
I'M NOT SURE!
414
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:07,887
WHY DON'T I
CHECK THE LABEL?
415
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,322
NO, IT'S INSIDE
THE SHIRT.
416
00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:11,124
HEY, MY WIFE WANTS
TO KNOW, STEVE.
417
00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:13,160
WHY DON'T YOU LET ME
DO IT, SEAN?
418
00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:13,726
NO, NO--
419
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:14,927
I THINK I SHOULD
DO IT.
420
00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:18,498
NO, NO, NO, MY WIFE
WANTS TO KNOW WHAT
THE SHIRT'S MADE OF,
421
00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:19,499
STEVIE!
422
00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:20,733
I DON'T NEED A BIKE
THIS BADLY.
423
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:24,637
I'M SORRY, STEVE,
THAT I HAVE A HUSBAND
WHO IS SUCH AN ASS!
424
00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:26,072
HEY, I'M SORRY, STEVE,
THAT MY WIFE
425
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,675
DOESN'T APPRECIATE WHEN
HER HUSBAND TRIES TO DO
SOMETHING NICE FOR HER!
426
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:32,379
NICE? PAYING GUYS
TO HIT ON YOU
IS NICE!
427
00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:35,782
BABY, I WAS JUST TRYING
TO MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD!
428
00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:37,784
AND I DO!
LET ME ASK YOU,
429
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:40,620
HOW MUCH DID YOU PAY
THE PAPER BOY
430
00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,822
TO TELL ME I HAD
A NICE RACK, HUH?!
431
00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:44,491
I DIDN'T PAY
THE PAPERBOY ANYTHING.
432
00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:45,458
TOMORROW I'M TALKING
TO HIS MOTHER.
433
00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:48,461
OK, BABY, I'LL APOLOGIZE
FOR EMBARRASSING YOU,
434
00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:52,565
BUT I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE
FOR TRYING TO MAKE YOU
FEEL PRETTY AND SEXY.
435
00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:55,568
YOU KNOW,
HERE'S AN IDEA THAT WON'T
COST YOU 50 BUCKS--
436
00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:58,705
HOW ABOUT IF YOU
JUST TELL ME THAT YOU
THINK I'M BEAUTIFUL?
437
00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:01,641
I DO IT ALL THE TI--
WHAT DID I JUST SAY
LAST NIGHT?
438
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:04,844
YOU SAID, "LET'S DO IT
IN THE SHOWER."
439
00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:05,978
THANK YOU!
440
00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:09,549
"LET'S DO IT IN THE SHOWER"
IS NOT "YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL."
441
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:10,550
YOU NEVER TELL ME THAT.
442
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,018
OH, MY GOD, I ALWAYS
TELL YOU YOU'RE
BEAUTIFUL!
443
00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:15,322
I TELL YOU YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
WHEN YOU LEAVE AND COME IN,
WHEN YOU WAKE UP--
444
00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:16,456
THAT DOESN'T EVEN COUNT
445
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,225
BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO
SAY THAT BECAUSE
YOU'RE MY HUSBAND!
446
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:21,894
NO, I DON'T, BABY.
I SAID IT BECAUSE
I MEAN IT.
447
00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:25,265
I MEAN IT.
YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL.
448
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:27,600
REALLY?
YEAH! LOOK AT YOU!
449
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:28,835
YOU'RE A KNOCKOUT!
450
00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:31,538
AND YOU'RE GONNA BE
A KNOCKOUT WHEN YOU'RE
9 MONTHS PREGNANT
451
00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:33,940
AND YOU NEED HELP
GETTING OUT OF BED
AND--AND--AND--
452
00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:37,810
AND WHEN YOU PEE A LITTLE
EVERY TIME YOU LAUGH.
453
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,549
THAT'S THE SWEETEST
THING.
454
00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:45,885
EVERYTHING EXCEPT
THE PEEING PART.
455
00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:50,923
ALL RIGHT. I PROMISE
I WILL TRY TO HEAR YOU
WHEN YOU SAY THOSE THINGS.
456
00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:54,461
OK. I PROMISE I WON'T
PAY GUYS TO HIT ON YOU
ANYMORE.
457
00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:56,663
THAT WOULD BE NICE.
458
00:19:58,631 --> 00:19:59,766
HEY, BABY,
YOU WANNA GUESS
459
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:02,569
WHAT FABRIC
MY UNDERWEAR
IS MADE OUT OF?
460
00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:04,871
YOU DON'T WEAR UNDERWEAR.
461
00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:11,678
DOG STAR, SOLAR WIND,
SOMEBODY LET ME IN, PLEASE.
462
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,681
PLEASE, DOG STAR!
OH, BRAD. THANK GOD!
463
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,984
LISTEN, I KNOW WHAT LILY
SAID ABOUT ME, AND IT'S
NOT TRUE, MAN.
464
00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:19,252
I DO WANNA BE A NAUT.
465
00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:21,354
SORRY, JIM.
YOU'RE DEAD TO ME.
466
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:23,690
NO, I'M NOT JIM.
I'M "M DWARF"!
467
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:24,957
PLEASE, COMMANDER,
LET ME IN.
468
00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:27,560
JIM, COME ON,
WHERE IS YOUR
DIGNITY, BUDDY?
469
00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:30,730
I DON'T HAVE ANY!
I JUST REALLY WANT
TO WATCH THE MOVIE.
470
00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:33,600
NO. WE'RE NOT DOING
PHASE 2 TONIGHT.
471
00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:35,568
WE'RE DOING PHASE 3.
472
00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:36,669
WHAT'S PHASE 3?
473
00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:40,307
GENTLEMEN! AND NOW
DANCING NEAR THE
ERLENMEYER FLASK,
474
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:44,377
GIVE IT UP FOR
THE LOVELY VENUS!
475
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:47,647
[WHISTLES, CLAPPING]
476
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,516
OH, MY!
477
00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:53,386
SORRY, JIMBO.
TIME TO GET SCIENCE-NAUTY.
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