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HEY, UNCLE EDDIE.
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HEY. WHO'S YOUR FRIEND?
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THIS IS JESSICA,
MY KID SISTER.
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JESSICA,
THIS IS UNCLE EDDIE.
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HI.
HI.
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SHE DIDN'T JUST
SHOW UP LOOKING
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FOR YOUR DAD, DID SHE?
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SHE'S A CHARITY CASE.
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I GOT HER AT SCHOOL.
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WHY WOULD YOU SIGN UP
FOR THIS?
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I THOUGHT
THAT IT WAS--
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I WAS TALKING
TO JESSICA.
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I'M A VERY CARING,
GIVING...
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CAREGIVER.
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AND I FELT
THAT IT WAS TIME
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THAT I GAVE BACK
TO THE COMMUNITY.
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OH, YEAH. I WAS THERE
WHEN SHE REALIZED IT.
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IT WAS PRETTY INSPIRING.
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JUST SO YOU KNOW, GREG,
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I WROTE MY HOME NUMBER,
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MY CELL PHONE NUMBER,
AND MY E-MAIL ADDRESS.
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RIGHT HERE.
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I UNDERLINED THEM.
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OK, GREAT.
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WE'LL TRY TO HOOK YOU UP
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
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[LAUGHS] 'CAUSE I'M
ALL ABOUT HOOKIN' UP!
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GREAT.
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OH, JIMMY! THIS IS
MY ACTUAL LITTLE BROTHER.
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REAL LIVE ONE!
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LILY, GET OFF OF ME!
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GOD, I HATE YOU!
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JUST SHUT UP!
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OH, THEY GROW UP SO FAST.
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SO, WHEN--WHEN DO
YOU PICK ME UP?
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OH, I--I DON'T
GO WITH YOU.
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IT'S JUST YOU
AND YOUR KID SISTER.
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[LAUGHS]
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OH, OK. UM...
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OK, INITIALLY
THERE WAS A MUTUAL
ATTRACTION,
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BUT NOW I'M HAPPY
TO BE GIVING MY TIME
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TO HELP
AN UNDERPRIVILEGED
CHILD.
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I'M NOT UNDERPRIVILEGED.
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OH, YES,
YOU ARE, SWEETIE,
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BUT THAT'S OK.
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WE CAN STILL HAVE FUN
TOGETHER.
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[LAUGHS] HEY, BABY!
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HEY. WHAT ARE YOU
DOING OUT HERE?
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JUST WAITIN'
ON MY LADY.
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YOU WEREN'T WATCHING
BODY HEAT, WERE YOU?
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'CAUSE I GOT A LOT OF STUFF
I GOTTA DO THIS AFTERNOON.
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NO, NO, BUT I GOT
SOMETHING I GOTTA
SHOW YOU, THOUGH.
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IS IT THE NEW CRIB?
WHERE IS IT?
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OK, WELL, I WENT TO BUY
THE CRIB AS PLANNED--
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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I MADE A LITTLE STOP
ALONG THE WAY.
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I JUST HAVE TO MAKE
A QUICK STOP.
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UH, AT OFF TRACK GAMING?
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I GOT A LOCK
IN THE FOURTH RACE.
YOU WANT IN?
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A LOCK?
YOU MEAN IT'S FIXED?
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WHOA, WHOA. NO.
WHO SAID FIXED?
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WHY--WHY DO YOU
SAY THAT?
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YOU JUST SAID
IT WAS A LOCK.
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IT IS A LOCK.
IT'S GUARANTEED.
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SO, IT'S FIXED.
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WHAT IS IT WITH YOU
AND THAT WORD?
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LOOK, I DON'T EVEN
HAVE MONEY, MAN.
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YOU GOT $400.
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YEAH, TO BUY A CRIB
WITH IT.
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CRIB?
IF THIS HORSE HITS,
YOU COULD BUY A BABY.
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YOU LOST OUR CRIB MONEY
ON A HORSE?
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OK, WELL, THAT'S ONE WAY
TO LOOK AT IT.
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OK? ANOTHER WAY IS...
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THAT I WON!
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YEAH! YES! YES!
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I GOT THE CRIB, AND...
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A BRAND-NEW TV! YEAH!
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* DAH DAH DAH, DAH DAH,
DAH DAH DAH *
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CHECK IT OUT. 43 INCHES
OF FLAT-SCREEN,
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HI-DEF, SURROUND-SOUND,
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CINEMATIC
VIEWING PLEASURE.
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HUH.
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NO. "HUH" IS
A 13-INCH TV
WITH THE VCR BUILT IN.
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THIS IS, "MY HUSBAND'S
THE GREATEST PROVIDER
OF ALL TIME,
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AND I SHOULD REWARD HIM
IMMEDIATELY."
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OK, GREAT PROVIDER,
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UH, BEFORE
THE REWARDING STARTS,
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LET'S JUST BE CLEAR
ON ONE THING.
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YOU TOOK OUR BABY'S
CRIB MONEY,
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AND YOU GAMBLED IT
ON A HORSE?
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I DIDN'T GAMBLE IT.
I WON!
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WELL, WHAT IF YOU'D LOST?
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I COULDN'T, BABY!
IT WAS A LOCK.
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EDDIE TOLD ME.
TELL HER, ED.
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LOCK.
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OH, THANK YOU.
I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER.
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YOU TRUSTED
OUR BABY'S MONEY
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TO THE MAN WHO LIVES
IN OUR BASEMENT.
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LOOK, HE'S AN EXPERT
ON THESE THINGS, OK?
THIS IS HIS AREA.
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NO. HIS AREA
IS OUR BASEMENT.
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WE CAN'T ALL LIVE
UP HERE ABOVE THE GROUND
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IN CLOUD CITY, CLAUDIA.
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SO, HOW MUCH
DID THE TV COST?
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WELL, FOR THE AVERAGE JERK
ON THE STREET, $1,000.
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BUT FOR ME,
IT WAS LIKE IT WAS FREE.
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YOU WON $1,000?
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YEAH! AND I TRADED IT
IN FOR THE TV.
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DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW MANY THINGS WE NEED?
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AND YOU SPENT $1,000
ON A BIGGER VERSION
OF SOMETHING WE ALREADY HAD!
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WITH PICTURE IN PICTURE!
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OH, MY GOD!
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WHAT DO YOU THINK, JIM?
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YOU GUYS, WE'RE--
WE'RE FINALLY A FAMILY.
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HEY. SEAN, DID YOU PUT
THE CRIB TOGETHER YET?
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UH, I WOULD'VE, BABE,
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BUT I'VE BEEN BUSY
BONDING WITH OUR SON.
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CAN I SEE THE REMOTE?
GET YOUR HANDS OFF IT, MAN!
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HEY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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I'M MAKING COOKIES
FOR ME AND MY KID SISTER.
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AWW. HOW'S IT GOING
WITH HER?
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YOU KNOW, I AM
AN EVEN BETTER BIG SISTER
THAN I THOUGHT.
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SO, WHAT DO YOU
WANNA DO TODAY?
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WE COULD PLAY
BEAUTY SHOP.
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OOH! THAT'LL BE FUN.
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I LIKE IT PARTED
ON THE LEFT.
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MY DAD WORKS 2 JOBS,
SO I HARDLY EVER SEE HIM.
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YOU ARE SO LUCKY!
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SO, THIS ONE IS ME,
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AND THIS ONE IS ASHLEY,
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AND THIS ONE IS BRAD.
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[DEEP VOICE] HEY, LILY.
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HEY, BRAD. WHATEVER.
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST
GO TALK TO YOUR STUPID
SLUT GIRLFRIEND?
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[DEEP VOICE]
YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS, LILY.
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WELL, YOU'RE
JUST HEADLESS.
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HEY, THAT'S MY DOLL!
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IT WAS BEING A JERK.
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IT'S A LOT OF WORK
TO TOUCH A YOUNG LIFE,
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BUT IT'S WORTH IT.
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MAYBE YOU SHOULD
GET A KID SISTER, MOM.
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I HAVE 3 KIDS,
AND I'M PREGNANT.
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IT'S NOT A COMPETITION.
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WHOA, HEY!
MOM!
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JUST A LITTLE CLEANING.
CAN'T IT WAIT?
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YOU'VE BEEN SITTING
HERE FOR 2 DAYS.
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WHEN DO YOU SUGGEST
I DO IT?
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WHEN THE SHOW'S
OVER.
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OH, YES, I'D HATE
TO INTERRUPT
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THE COMPELLING DRAMA
OF CELEBRITY POKER.
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VINCE VAUGHN'S
GOT A PAIR OF JACKS.
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DON'T YOU HAVE
HOMEWORK TO DO?
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YEAH, YEAH. I'M DOING IT
DURING COMMERCIALS.
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I'VE BEEN CHECKIN' IT.
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OK, THAT'S IT.
UPSTAIRS. GO.
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MOVE.
FINE. FINE.
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HEY, LET ME KNOW
IF CARMEN ELECTRA
PICKS UP HER FLUSH.
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GOD. DO YOU KNOW
WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS?
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OH, YOU KNOW, I'D LOVE
TO HEAR WHAT MY PROBLEM IS.
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YOUR PROBLEM IS
IS THAT YOU HAVEN'T
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SPENT ENOUGH TIME
IN FRONT OF THIS TV.
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I DON'T THINK THAT'S
WHAT MY PROBLEM IS.
NO, SERIOUSLY.
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IF YOU COULD SIT DOWN
IN FRONT OF THIS THING
FOR 48 HOURS
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AND HONESTLY TELL ME
THAT YOU DIDN'T LOVE IT,
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THEN SOMETHING
IS WRONG WITH YOU.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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HELLO?
HI. IS LILY HERE?
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UH, YEAH. SHE'S
IN THE KITCHEN.
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WOW. THAT'S THE BIGGEST TV
I'VE EVER SEEN!
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THANK YOU.
I WON IT GAMBLING.
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NEAT.
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NEAT.
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SEE WHAT I'M--
SEE WHAT I'M SAYING?
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YEAH. GAMBLING IS NEAT.
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ALCOHOLISM
IS REALLY COOL, TOO.
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SHOPLIFTING ROCKS!
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WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
YOU WANT ME TO TAKE IT BACK?
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NO, NO. I THINK
YOU SHOULD KEEP YOUR TV,
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AND EVERY TIME
YOU LOOK AT IT,
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YOU SHOULD KNOW
THAT EVERY TIME
I LOOK AT IT,
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I'LL BE REMINDED
OF THE TIME
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THAT YOU PUT YOUR
OWN FRIVOLOUS DESIRES
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ABOVE THE NEEDS
OF YOUR FAMILY.
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WELL, I'LL JUST HAVE TO
WORK THROUGH THAT
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IN MY OWN SPECIAL WAY.
IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME.
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT! DAMN IT! YOU WIN!
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YOU'LL TAKE IT BACK?
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OH, HELL, NO. NO,
YOU CAN FINISH VACUUMING.
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I'M GONNA GO UPSTAIRS
AND TAKE A SHOWER
BEFORE THE KNICKS GAME.
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TV narrator: THE CITIZENS
OF POMPEII AND HERCULANEUM
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HAD NO IDEA
WHAT WAS IN STORE.
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WOW. [LAUGHS] THAT IS NEAT.
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I HAVE TO TELL YOU
WHAT HAPPENED
AT THE MALL TODAY.
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DID YOU BRING
YOUR DOLLS?
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ACTUALLY, I CAN'T STAY.
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MY FAMILY'S MOVING
TO NORTH CAROLINA.
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WHAT? WHEN DO YOU LEAVE?
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MY MOM'S WAITING
FOR ME IN THE CAR.
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I JUST CAME TO SAY
THANKS FOR EVERYTHING.
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I'VE GOT A LOT OUT OF IT.
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REALLY?
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YEAH. I'LL ALWAYS
THINK OF YOU
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WHEN I'M IRONING
OTHER PEOPLE'S CLOTHES.
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I'LL MISS YOU, TOO.
COME HERE!
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BYE.
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[SIGHS]
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MY LITTLE SISTER'S
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MOVING
TO NORTH CAROLINA.
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OH, I'M SORRY.
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WHO'S GONNA DO YOUR NAILS?
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IT'S NOT ABOUT THAT,
EDDIE. I--
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I REALLY MADE
A DIFFERENCE
IN HER LIFE.
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DO YOU EVEN KNOW
WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO
TOUCH SOMEONE'S HEART?
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AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DO.
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GUY I KNOW WAS
IN A MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENT.
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I'D RATHER NOT TALK ABOUT IT.
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OH, DAMN IT, DAMN IT,
DAMN IT!
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WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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I SPILLED ORANGE SODA
INTO THE TV.
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WHY'D YOU DO THAT?
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BECAUSE IT
LOOKED THIRSTY.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!
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I PUT THE SODA
ON TOP OF THE TV,
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AND I BUMPED INTO IT
WHEN I WAS VACUUMING.
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WHERE DID SEAN
PUT THE WARRANTY?
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I DON'T KNOW.
WHY DON'T YOU ASK HIM?
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00:09:04,978 --> 00:09:07,748
ARE YOU CRAZY? HE KNOWS
HOW MUCH I HATE THAT TV.
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00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:09,683
YOU KNOW
WHAT HE'LL THINK.
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00:09:09,717 --> 00:09:11,985
[THUNDER]
228
00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:15,723
[CACKLES]
229
00:09:15,756 --> 00:09:17,591
OOPS!
230
00:09:23,697 --> 00:09:24,698
YES!
231
00:09:24,732 --> 00:09:27,735
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
232
00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:29,803
WHY WOULD HE THINK THAT?
233
00:09:29,837 --> 00:09:32,039
'CAUSE IT'S JUST
LIKE THAT OIL PAINTING
234
00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:33,273
OF ALICE COOPER
THAT HE LOVED.
235
00:09:33,306 --> 00:09:36,710
OH, I REMEMBER IT.
YOU USED THAT TO PUT OUT
THAT KITCHEN FIRE.
236
00:09:36,744 --> 00:09:38,712
ACTUALLY, I USED IT
TO START THAT KITCHEN FIRE.
237
00:09:38,746 --> 00:09:42,783
BUT I CONFESSED,
AND HE DIDN'T FORGIVE ME
FOR MONTHS.
238
00:09:42,816 --> 00:09:44,952
I JUST HAVE TO FIND
THE DAMN WARRANTY!
239
00:09:44,985 --> 00:09:47,087
I HATE TO TELL YOU,
BUT NO WARRANTY IN THE WORLD
240
00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:50,290
COVERS SPILLING A DRINK
IN THE TV.
241
00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:52,192
WELL, I HAVE TO
GET IT FIXED.
242
00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:53,093
OK? I HAVE TO
GET IT FIXED.
243
00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:54,928
YOU HAVE TO HELP ME.
HOW DO I GET IT FIXED?
244
00:09:54,962 --> 00:09:56,129
WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
I'M JUST THE GUY
245
00:09:56,163 --> 00:09:59,266
WHO LIVES IN YOUR BASEMENT
AND LEADS YOUR HUSBAND
TO GAMBLE.
246
00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:01,902
EDDIE, DON'T DO THIS TO ME,
ALL RIGHT? I NEED YOU.
247
00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:03,370
WILL YOU ADMIT
THAT PEOPLE WHO LIVE
248
00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:06,740
IN OTHER PEOPLE'S BASEMENTS
HAVE SOME VALUE?
249
00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:09,643
YES. THEY ARE
THE BACKBONE OF SOCIETY.
250
00:10:09,677 --> 00:10:11,144
NOW, WILL YOU HELP ME,
PLEASE?
251
00:10:11,178 --> 00:10:12,345
THE TV'S NOT WORKING.
252
00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:13,246
YEAH, I KNOW.
WHERE'S YOUR DAD?
253
00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,415
HE'S UPSTAIRS. YOU WANT ME
TO GO TELL HIM?
254
00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:16,249
NO! NO.
255
00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:17,517
I NEED YOU TO DO
SOMETHING FOR ME, OK?
256
00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:21,221
I NEED YOU TO KEEP
YOUR DAD FROM WATCHING TV
UNTIL WE GET BACK.
257
00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:23,223
OH, IT CAN'T BE DONE.
258
00:10:23,256 --> 00:10:24,725
ALL RIGHT,
HOW ABOUT THIS?
259
00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:26,026
IF YOU DON'T
DO THIS FOR ME,
260
00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:27,895
I WILL PICK YOU UP
FROM SCHOOL EVERY DAY
261
00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:28,696
IN AN INSIDE-OUT
NIGHTGOWN
262
00:10:28,729 --> 00:10:31,131
AND HUG YOU IN FRONT
OF YOUR FRIENDS.
263
00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:33,834
I'M ON IT.
264
00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:35,803
LET'S GO.
265
00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:40,340
NO!
266
00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:52,720
I'M SCREWED,
TOTALLY SCREWED.
267
00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:55,422
YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO
TELL HIM YOU BROKE HIS TV.
268
00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:58,258
YOU KNOW?
AT THE END OF THE DAY,
HE'S A RATIONAL MAN.
269
00:10:58,291 --> 00:10:59,226
HAVE YOU SEEN THE WAY
HE TOUCHES IT?
270
00:10:59,259 --> 00:11:02,796
TELL YOU WHAT.
I'LL TELL HIM
I BROKE THE TV.
271
00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:04,231
REALLY?
YOU WOULD DO THAT?
272
00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:06,767
YEAH. ANYTHING YOU WANT.
I'M HERE FOR YOU.
273
00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:07,935
HEY, GUYS.
274
00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:09,069
LATER.
275
00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:11,972
HEY. WHAT--WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?
WH-WHERE'S JIMMY?
276
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:12,740
HE'S IN THE KITCHEN.
277
00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:14,174
WHAT ARE YOU--
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
278
00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:15,275
JUST GONNA WATCH
A LITTLE TV.
279
00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:16,243
HEY, NO, NO, NO!
280
00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:18,478
NO, LET'S GO UPSTAIRS.
I'M FEELING REALLY SEXY.
281
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:19,947
EVEN THOUGH
YOU'RE PREGNANT?
282
00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:21,414
YEAH. I'M FEELIN' SEXY
FOR 2.
283
00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:24,351
OH. WELL, BABY,
I DIDN'T REALLY COUNT
ON YOU FEELING SEXY,
284
00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:28,388
SO I--IN THE SHOWER,
I KIND OF--I'M GOOD.
285
00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:30,190
JUST--JUST WAIT...
286
00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:32,259
WOW!
287
00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:33,927
WHAT?
288
00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:36,396
UH, CARSON DALY
JUST GOT A FLUSH.
289
00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:38,265
IT'S JUST LIKE WE'RE SITTING
AT THE TABLE WITH HIM.
290
00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:41,101
IT'S AMAZING.
IT'S AMAZING, YEAH!
[LAUGHS]
291
00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:43,470
IT'S GREAT.
IT'S A GREAT PICTURE,
GREAT SOUND,
292
00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:44,604
AND THE BEST THING
ABOUT IT
293
00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:48,008
IS THAT NO ONE
SPILLED ORANGE SODA
DOWN THE BACK OF IT.
294
00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,843
SO, YOU KNOW.
295
00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:51,244
YEAH, I DO KNOW.
296
00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:53,280
JIMMY TOLD ME.
297
00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:54,815
JIMMY!
298
00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:55,983
WHAT?
"WHAT"?
299
00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:59,052
YOU WERE SUPPOSED
TO KEEP HIM OCCUPIED,
NOT RAT ME OUT.
300
00:11:59,086 --> 00:12:01,454
I COULDN'T TAKE IT
ANYMORE.
301
00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:03,056
ALL RIGHT, SO,
YOU WANNA GO WATCH TV?
302
00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:04,892
NO, WHY DON'T WE PLAY THIS
ONE MORE TIME?
303
00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:07,427
COME ON, JIMMY.
WE'VE DONE IT, LIKE, 6 TIMES.
304
00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:10,463
YOU'RE, LIKE,
BETTER THAN CLAPTON.
305
00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:14,467
ALL RIGHT. ONE MORE TIME.
306
00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:17,504
ALL RIGHT!
307
00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:18,839
LET'S GO WATCH
SOME TV.
308
00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:21,274
WHAT, YOU'RE GONNA QUIT?
309
00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:23,510
I JUST BEAT YOU 21-3.
LET'S GO.
310
00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:24,912
OH, ARE YOU GONNA
CRY ABOUT IT?
311
00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:26,479
LITTLE BABY WANNA CRY?
LET'S GO!
312
00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:27,915
LET'S PLAY AGAIN, TO 50!
313
00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:29,416
COME ON. LET'S JUST
WATCH THE GAME.
314
00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:30,417
WHY CAN'T
WE JUST TALK, DAD?
315
00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:34,354
WE CAN TALK AND WATCH
THE GAME AT THE SAME TIME.
316
00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:38,491
HOW DO YOU--HOW DO YOU
KNOW IF YOU'RE GAY?
317
00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:43,463
WOW.
318
00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:45,398
OK, UH...
319
00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:46,233
ALL RIGHT, JIM, I'VE--
320
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:49,436
I'VE NEVER TOLD
THIS STORY TO ANYBODY.
321
00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:51,972
MOM BROKE THE TV!
322
00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:56,109
OK, THERE WAS ONLY
SO MUCH YOU CAN ASK ME
TO ENDURE.
323
00:12:57,845 --> 00:12:59,079
WELL, HE SEEMS
VERY UPSET.
324
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,981
I THINK YOU SHOULD
GO TALK TO HIM.
325
00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:02,382
WHY DIDN'T YOU
TELL ME?
326
00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:04,517
BECAUSE I KNOW HOW MUCH
YOU LOVE THE TV,
327
00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:06,553
AND I DIDN'T WANT YOU
TO THINK I DID IT ON PURPOSE.
328
00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:08,521
WELL, DID YOU?
NO! NO! THIS
IS VERY DIFFERENT
329
00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:09,656
FROM THE ALICE COOPER
PAINTING.
330
00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:12,525
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU BURNED THAT
ALICE COOPER PAINTING!
331
00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:13,626
THAT WAS 12 YEARS AGO.
332
00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:14,794
DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG
I WORKED ON THAT?
FOR 4 MONTHS!
333
00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:18,465
YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS
TO PAINT A GUILLOTINE
IN MOTION?
334
00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:19,732
YES, YOU TOLD ME
MANY, MANY TIMES.
335
00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:22,502
BESIDES, OBVIOUSLY
I DIDN'T BREAK THE TV,
'CAUSE IT STILL WORKS.
336
00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:26,073
NO, BECAUSE I PAID
SOMEONE 500 BUCKS
TO COME AND FIX IT!
337
00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:27,240
WHERE'D YOU GET
500 BUCKS?
338
00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:28,475
THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
WHAT'S IMPORTANT
339
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:30,410
IS THAT YOU'RE A LIAR
AND A BREAKER.
340
00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:32,913
SEAN, WHERE DID YOU
GET THAT MONEY?
341
00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:35,315
WHAT? IT'S PART OF THE 1,500
I WON GAMBLING.
342
00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:37,417
1,500? YOU TOLD ME
IT WAS 1,000.
343
00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:39,552
YEAH. 1,000's
PART OF 1,500.
344
00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:42,355
WHAT WERE YOU GONNA DO
WITH THAT EXTRA MONEY?
345
00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:44,524
GET SOMETHING SPECIAL
FOR THE BABY.
346
00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:47,327
WHAT?
TIVO.
347
00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:49,963
WELL, I HOPE YOU GET
ADULT CHANNELS ON THAT TV,
348
00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:52,966
'CAUSE YOU WON'T BE
SEEING ME NAKED.
349
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,201
WELL, THAT'S FINE,
350
00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:56,103
'CAUSE YOU'LL BE SEEING
A LOT OF ME NAKED,
351
00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:58,906
A WHOLE LOT OF ME NAKED!
352
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:03,210
HEY, DAD.
HEY, LIL.
353
00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:06,213
[SIGHS] OHH!
354
00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:08,882
[RAISES VOLUME]
355
00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:10,617
OHH!
356
00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:11,251
WHAT?!
357
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:13,420
I WANNA TALK ABOUT
MY DAY!
358
00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:16,223
OK, FINE.
359
00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:17,224
WHAT HAPPENED?
360
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:19,559
I WAS BETRAYED.
361
00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:23,863
JESSICA?
362
00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:26,466
OH, HEY, LILY.
363
00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:29,970
HEY. I THOUGHT
YOU WERE MOVING
TO NORTH CAROLINA.
364
00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:31,104
I AM.
365
00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:33,573
THEN WHO'S THIS?
366
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:35,542
UM...MY MOM.
367
00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:38,211
COME ON, MOM. OUR FLIGHT'S
LEAVING IN 10 MINUTES.
368
00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:40,147
SHE'S IN MY CLASS.
369
00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:43,383
LILY, JESSICA'S
MY NEW KID SISTER.
370
00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:44,251
WHAT?
371
00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:45,118
I'M SORRY, LILY.
372
00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:46,954
I DIDN'T WANT YOU
TO FIND OUT THIS WAY.
373
00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:47,955
OH, MY GOD.
374
00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:51,624
WELL,
HOW LONG HAVE YOU TWO--
375
00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:53,260
WAS THERE OVERLAP?
376
00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:55,595
I--I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE?
377
00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:57,998
ALL RIGHT,
BUT THAT'S OK.
THAT'S OK.
378
00:14:58,031 --> 00:15:00,934
JUST GIVE ME
ANOTHER CHANCE.
379
00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:02,669
I CAN DO BETTER.
380
00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:04,537
GOOD-BYE, LILY.
381
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,339
WAIT!
382
00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:07,340
MY HOODIE!
383
00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:09,542
OK, I'M SORRY!
I'LL FIX IT.
384
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:10,377
OHH!
385
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,278
MY ICE CREAM!
386
00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:14,647
DON'T MOVE. IT HASN'T
HIT THE GROUND YET.
387
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,385
MY BOOTS!
388
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,653
COME ON, HONEY,
LET'S GO.
389
00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:26,259
WELL, IF YOU GO NOW,
DON'T BOTHER COMING BACK!
390
00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:30,097
COME BACK!
391
00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:32,399
WOW,
THAT'S REALLY HARSH.
I JUST DON'T THINK
392
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:35,168
THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN,
UH...
393
00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:37,570
SAY THAT HASN'T
ALREADY BEEN SAID. HUH?
394
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,706
JUST WATCH
YOUR STUPID TV!
395
00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:42,275
OK, I WILL.
396
00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:43,376
OH, IT'S A COMMERCIAL,
LIL.
397
00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:46,479
COME ON BACK.
WE CAN TALK A BIT MORE.
398
00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:52,219
HEY.
399
00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:53,620
OH, IS THERE
A COMMERCIAL ON?
400
00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:55,688
YEAH, IT'S
FOR A NEW SODA.
401
00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:58,425
"NOW WITH MORE
TV-KILLING ACTION."
402
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,393
I TOLD YOU
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
403
00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:03,130
OK, LOOK, BABY,
I DON'T WANNA FIGHT
ABOUT IT ANYMORE, OK?
404
00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:04,697
WELL, I DON'T
WANNA FIGHT, EITHER.
405
00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:05,832
ALL RIGHT, SO, LET'S AGREE
TO KEEP THE TV,
406
00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:09,202
AND I JUST PROMISE I'LL SPEND
LESS TIME IN FRONT OF IT.
407
00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:10,237
FINE.
FINE?
408
00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:11,471
OK, BABY.
I'M GONNA GO UPSTAIRS
409
00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:12,505
AND PUT THAT CRIB
TOGETHER NOW.
410
00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:14,674
UH, YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST
DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT.
411
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:16,509
WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?
YOU WERE ON ME TO PUT
THE CRIB TOGETHER.
412
00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:19,479
YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT THIS WHOLE CRIB THING.
413
00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:21,214
I THINK WE SHOULD
GET RID OF IT.
414
00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:21,881
WHAT?
415
00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:23,183
YEAH, I READ
IN THIS MAGAZINE
416
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:24,651
THAT A BABY REALLY
IS BETTER OFF SLEEPING
417
00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:26,786
WITH THEIR PARENTS
FOR, LIKE,
THE FIRST 5 YEARS.
418
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:30,790
THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
I'M GONNA GO TAKE CARE
OF THE CRIB.
419
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:33,626
THE--THE CRIB IS GONE.
420
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:37,164
JUST SO YOU KNOW,
SELLING YOUR BABY'S CRIB
FOR GAMBLING MONEY
421
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:39,232
IS THE FIRST SIGN
OF A PROBLEM.
422
00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:42,335
OK, FIRST OF ALL,
I DID NOT SELL THE CRIB.
423
00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:44,171
I RETURNED IT,
AND I'M GONNA USE
MY WINNINGS
424
00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:46,173
TO BUY IT BACK
AND FIX THE TV.
425
00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:47,274
YOU GONNA HELP ME
OR WHAT?
426
00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:49,376
YEAH. HIGH HAT
IN THE FIFTH.
427
00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:50,577
AND THAT'S A FIX, RIGHT?
428
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:51,611
IT'S A LOCK.
429
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:54,581
YEAH, BUT BY "A LOCK,"
YOU MEAN IT'S A FIX, RIGHT?
430
00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:56,816
NO, BY LOCK,
I MEAN KEEP QUIET.
431
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,518
IS THIS HORSE
GONNA WIN OR NOT?
432
00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:01,421
WHAT ARE YOU--
ARE YOU WEARING A WIRE?
433
00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:03,456
YES! YES!
434
00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:05,558
SECOND PLACE!
WHAT DID I WIN?!
435
00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:07,427
LET ME SEE.
436
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:08,461
ZERO.
437
00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:09,429
WHAT?
438
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:11,664
IF YOU'D BET HIM
TO PLACE,
YOU WOULD'VE WON.
439
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:14,534
WHY THE HELL
DID YOU TELL ME
THIS WAS A LOCK?!
440
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:15,568
I UNDERSTAND
YOUR FRUSTRATION.
441
00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:17,270
A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE LOST
A LOT OF MONEY ON LOCKS.
442
00:17:17,304 --> 00:17:18,771
THE IMPORTANT THING IS,
DID YOU HAVE FUN?
443
00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:21,674
JUST GIVE ME ANOTHER LOCK,
AND THEN I'LL BET IT TO PLACE.
444
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,310
YOU DON'T HAVE
ANY MORE MONEY.
445
00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:24,777
THAT'S OK.
WE--WE CAN GET SOME.
446
00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:28,248
HEY, ANYBODY
WANNA BUY A WATCH?
447
00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:31,784
I'LL BUY
YOUR SWEATER.
448
00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:34,787
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
SO, YOU BROKE THE TV,
449
00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:37,757
SOLD THE CRIB,
AND LOST THE MONEY?
450
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:40,093
BUT I KEPT MY CLOTHES.
451
00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:42,829
OH, WELL, I'M REALLY
PROUD OF YOU.
452
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:45,665
JIMMY, JUST TELL ME!
AM I BAD BIG SISTER?
453
00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:49,802
I ALREADY TOLD YOU.
YOU'RE A TERRIBLE
BIG SISTER.
454
00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:53,306
OH. OK, THEN.
455
00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:56,576
WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE?
456
00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:57,844
BECAUSE...
457
00:17:57,877 --> 00:18:00,780
MY--MY KID SISTER LEFT ME
FOR SOMEONE ELSE.
458
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:03,350
REALLY? I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T KNOW.
459
00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:06,586
IT'S OK. I WAS JUST HOPING
THAT MAYBE SHE WAS WRONG
460
00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:08,755
AND I'M NOT
A BAD BIG SISTER,
461
00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:11,624
BUT OBVIOUSLY YOU KNOW
BETTER THAN ANYONE,
462
00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:12,825
SO I GUESS I AM.
463
00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:14,794
DON'T BE SO HARD
ON YOURSELF.
464
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:17,530
NO, NO,
YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M--
465
00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:20,867
I'M SELFISH. I'M NEEDY.
I'M A BAD LISTENER.
466
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:23,403
WELL, ACTUA--
LET ME FINISH!
467
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:24,804
I'M OVERBEARING.
468
00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:27,174
YES, YOU ARE
ALL THOSE THINGS,
469
00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:28,575
BUT, YOU KNOW,
470
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,510
THERE'VE ALSO BEEN TIMES
WHEN YOU'VE HELPED ME.
471
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:32,245
COME ON, WHEN?
472
00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:33,813
REMEMBER
ABOUT 2 YEARS AGO
473
00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:35,014
WHEN I WORE
THAT MESH T-SHIRT,
474
00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:38,518
AND ALL THOSE KIDS
CALLED ME NETTY
AND MESHY AND SHOWGIRL?
475
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:39,686
[LAUGHS] YES.
476
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:41,888
WELL, YOU STOOD UP
FOR ME, YOU KNOW?
477
00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:42,755
YOU SAID, "THAT'S
MY LITTLE BROTHER,
478
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,491
"AND HE MAY DRESS
LIKE A CABARET DANCER,
479
00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:48,428
BUT IF YOU MESS WITH HIM,
THEN YOU MESS WITH ME."
480
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,897
I DID? I--I DON'T
REMEMBER THAT.
481
00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:53,733
WELL, I DO,
AND IT REALLY
MEANT A LOT TO ME.
482
00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:54,834
WOW.
483
00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:57,270
I AM A GOOD BIG SISTER.
484
00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:59,406
THANKS, JIMMY.
485
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:04,811
DID THAT REALLY HAPPEN?
486
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:07,714
SOME OF IT.
I ONLY MADE IT TO THE DOOR
WITH THAT SHIRT ON.
487
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:09,649
LILY CALLED ME
ALL THOSE THINGS,
488
00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:12,419
SO I RAN UPSTAIRS
AND CHANGED.
489
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:15,855
I GET IT!
I'M A HYPOCRITE, OK?
490
00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:18,291
NO, NO, IT'S NOT OK.
YOU GAVE ME HELL
ABOUT THAT TV.
491
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:22,462
YOU KNOW, "GAMBLING'S WRONG,
AND TV'S BAD, AND..."
492
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,464
SOMETHING-SOMETHING
FRIVOLOUS.
493
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:25,765
HOW IS WHAT I DID
494
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:27,434
ANY DIFFERENT
THAN WHAT YOU DID?
495
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:29,336
'CAUSE YOU LOST!
496
00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:30,937
I LOST TRYING
TO FIX THE THING
497
00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:31,871
THAT YOU WASTED
OUR MONEY ON.
498
00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:34,407
NO, NO, I WASTED
MY MONEY ON IT.
499
00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:36,876
HEY, YOU AND I
ARE A TEAM HERE, OK?
500
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:39,379
THERE'S NO "MY MONEY"
IN "TEAM."
501
00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:42,449
THERE'S AN "M" AND...
502
00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:43,383
AN "E"...
503
00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:44,617
THE POINT IS, WE'RE
IN THIS THING TOGETHER.
504
00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:47,687
OK, SO IF WE THROW MONEY
DOWN THE TOILET
ON SOMETHING STUPID,
505
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,456
THEN WE DO IT AS A TEAM.
506
00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:50,357
EXACTLY.
507
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:52,625
OK, WELL, THEN I SHOULD
PROBABLY TELL YOU
508
00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:55,462
ABOUT THE $1,500
THAT WE WON.
509
00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:56,963
WHAT?
510
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:59,432
IT WAS ACTUALLY 1,800.
511
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:00,900
SO WE HAVE
AN EXTRA $300?
512
00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:02,669
YEAH. SO WE CAN TAKE
THE 300 BUCKS,
513
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,304
AND WE CAN
GO GET THE CRIB.
514
00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:05,838
OR...
515
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:07,707
WE COULD HIT
THE O.T.G. TONIGHT.
516
00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:08,641
CLAUDIA...
COME ON!
517
00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:09,509
ALL THE WEST-COAST TRACKS
ARE STILL RUNNING.
518
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:10,410
IF WE BET THE FAVORITES
ACROSS THE BOARD
519
00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:14,581
AND MAYBE BOX A SUPERFECTA,
WE CAN'T LOSE!
520
00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:17,884
BABY, I THINK YOU MIGHT
HAVE A PROBLEM.
521
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,853
WE HAVE A PROBLEM.
522
00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:25,925
SEAN, I GOT BAD NEWS.
523
00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:27,727
I ACCIDENTALLY
BROKE YOUR TV.
524
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:31,464
WHAT?
I WAS STANDING
WITH MY BEER NEAR THE TV.
525
00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:32,899
I LOOKED AT MY WATCH.
526
00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:33,833
YOU FOLLOW?
527
00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:36,803
I SPILLED BEER ALL OVER
THE TV. IT'S BROKEN.
528
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:39,906
I BLAME MYSELF,
NOT CLAUDIA.
529
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:41,941
EDDIE, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
HE KNOWS.
530
00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:45,545
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY
THAT YOU POURED YOUR BEER
INTO THE TV.
531
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,880
OH. ALL RIGHT, OK.
532
00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:50,983
SEE YOU LATER.
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