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(male narrator)
Our world is in peril.
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Gaia, the spirit of the Earth
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can no longer stand
the terrible destruction
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plaguing our planet.
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She sends five magic rings
to five special young people..
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Kwame from Africa,
with the power of Earth.
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From North America, Wheeler,
with the power of fire.
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From Eastern Europe, Linka,
with the power of wind.
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From Asia, Gi,
with the power of water.
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And from South America,
Ma-Ti, with the power of heart.
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When the five powers combine
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they summon
Earth's greatest champion
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Captain Planet!
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(Captain Planet)
The power is yours!
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[water bubbling]
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[honk honk]
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[vocalizing indistinctly]
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[honk honk honk]
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[continues vocalizing]
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You know,
wasting water is the pits.
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We can all save water
by taking shorter showers.
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sproing
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Ask your parents to install
water-conserving shower heads.
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They're really cool!
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[honking]
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That clown's all wet!
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He's polluting kids' minds
with eco-hogwash!
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[slushing]
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[electricity crackling]
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Putrid programming like this
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might show kids they really can
clean up the environment.
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Yeah. And where would that
leave us?
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[squeaking]
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Enough clowning around!
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It's time to kick off
operation sweeps week
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and sweep the weak
right off the air!
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- Yeah! Let's rip his wig off!
- | get his nose.
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[all grumbling indistinctly]
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[all laughing]
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- 'Come on!’
- 'Hear, hear.’
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(Lerner)
‘One quarter
of the world's people’
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‘don't have safe
drinking water?’
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‘Fifty species a day
disappearing?’
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An area the size of ten
city blocks of tropical forest
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being cut down every minute?
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Nuclear waste being dumped today
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will remain poisonous
for more than 10,000 years?
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Landfills overflowing
and nowhere to put garbage?
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We'll get the message out,
Mr. Lerner, starting right now.
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World population to nearly
double over the next 50 years?
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You know what the future is,
my boy?
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[gasps]
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- Oh! Plastics?
- Communication.
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Print, television, and film
have made me what! am today.
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A giant in the industry?
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And if | can use TV to show
what's happening to our planet
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then people can fix it.
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[clears throat]
Another thing I've learned
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is you don't get anywhere
sitting on your--
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Uh, desk.
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Uh, | was just leaving.
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Oh!
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Now, that's what | call
an entrance!
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What do you think you're doing?
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Call it
an unfriendly takeover..
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[blows nose]
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...Freddy boy.
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Very unfriendly.
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We're tired of your goody
green-shoes programming.
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We're at the controls now..
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[chomping]
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... ready to give the public
a hog helping..
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[chomping]
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...of what they really want.
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Yeah, waste and violence.
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People are smarter than that.
They won't stand for this.
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Then they'll have to sit.
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‘Cause it's adios to your
regularly scheduled programming
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pal!
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[explosion]
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[all laughing]
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(Eco)
‘Oh! Oh, me, no.’
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[all laughing]
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Here's a bright idea, kids.
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Replace your burned-out
light bulbs
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with energy-efficient ones.
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And always be sure
you turn off the light.
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[whistle]
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[crash]
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[groaning]
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Wait till you leave the room.
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[honk honk honk]
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[all laughing]
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Eco the clown is catching on.
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[laughs]
He's a riot!
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[chuckles]
The message is good, too.
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We interrupt your regularly
scheduled boring broadcast
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to bring you the show
you've all been waiting for
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‘the world's
most violent videos.’
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- 'And now your hosts..'
- Huh? What's going on?
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s[all yelling indistinctly]
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[clears throat]
Hello. You're on the air, folks.
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Alright, skummbuds.
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Let's get nasty!
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[all coughing]
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[laughing]
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- How can this be happening?
- | don't know, but it is.
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We'd better check it out,
pronto!
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This is an outrage!
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[all groaning]
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Somebody put a sock
in these suits.
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[speaking indistinctly]
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[coughing]
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[telephone rings]
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Hello.
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I'm sorry.
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Mr. Lerner's all tied up
at the moment.
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Now to show these
corporate clowns
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how low television
really can go.
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[chomping]
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Okay.
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[snorts]
Roll tape.
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Watch and learn, Lerner.
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Our new shows will send
the ratings through the roof.
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(MAL)
‘Coming this fall,
Greedly's girls.’
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‘Watch them slop till you drop.’
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[girls giggling]
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And stay tuned for this
season's electrifying new hit
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"The Kilowatt Clan."
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‘You'll really get a charge’
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‘watching them enjoy life
under the power lines.’
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Now, that's entertainment!
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[engine whirring]
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[beeping]
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Now what's going on?
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"Fun with Filth,"
| am afraid.
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Listen up, all you Skumm lovers.
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Welcome back to
"Fun with Filth."
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Today, we learn
how to make new friends.
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[squealing]
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Try this at home,
and they'll come
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by the thousands!
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[laughs]
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Verminous Skumm
giving advice to children?
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Bozhe moi!
We'd better hurry!
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(MAL)
‘Get smart, kids.’
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‘Pester your parents
into buying you Soldier Sam’
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‘and the Sadistic Slammers.’
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[explosion]
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‘Complete with
eight different weapons'
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‘to maim and mutilate
anything that moves'
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‘and turn your home
into a war zone.’
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And now for the new
and delightfully gross
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"Brainless and Mutthead Show."
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| can hardly wait.
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Let's destroy some kids' minds,
Mutthead.
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Sure, Brainless.
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But first, let's destroy
some more brain cells
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with lethal radiator fluid.
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[chuckling]
Yeah. Um. Yeah. Um.
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[dinging]
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Until next time, kiddies,
think toxic thoughts!
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boing! sproing!
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[Mutthead muffled shouting]
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There's some pretty
foul stuff on TV.
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And generally | like it
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but this has definitely
gone too far.
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(Kwame)
‘Something must be very wrong
at Lerner Communications.’
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‘So how we gonna get in?’
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There is a line entering the
studio to see some kind of show.
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Yeah? Hey, what is it?
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The marquee says,
"Rumble for the Rainforest.
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"Enviro Dan, the Planet Pansy
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versus Nuk-Lo,
the Planet Destroyer."
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- Look. Greedly.
- Tickets! Tickets.
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[snorting]
Tickets.
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[chomping]
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Tickets. Huh?
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[groans]
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[bell dings]
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(MAL)
‘And in this corner,
we have Dan the Planet Pansy!’
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[all cheer]
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And over here,
Nuk-Lo, the Planet Destroyer!
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I'll rip him apart!
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I'll squash him like a bug!
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I'll extinctionalize him!
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Cut him off at the knees,
uh, the trees, that is.
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Hey, he's got a chain saw?!
What do | get?
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- Lost!
- Aah!
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[chain saw whirring]
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Help! Help!
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- Help!
- Stand still, twerp.
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[all jeering indistinctly]
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- Save the animals!
- Come on.
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Come on. Save the rainforest.
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Who's gonna save me?
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Oh! Aah! No! Aah!
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You broke my chain saw.
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Oh, well.
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(Wheeler)
‘Hey, pick on someone
your own size.'
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What?
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It's the real Planet pests.
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Nice going, Wheeler.
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All | can say is sorry
and run for it!
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Don't just stand there,
you big oaf. Do something!
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Aah!
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[crowd screaming]
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Take that, and that, and that!
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- Watch out!
- Stand still, ecoists!
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| would rather shake things up.
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Earth!
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Whoa!
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I'll handle the eco geeks.
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Handle this.
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‘Wind!'
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[groans]
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Stop those show crashers!
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I'll nail them this time.
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- Aah! Aah!
- Look out!
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Ever hear of target practice?
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This way.
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[all gasp]
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You're about to be canceled.
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[laughs]
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- There is nowhere to go.
- But up!
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Earth!
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[rumbling]
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Fools! They're getting away!
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- Hurry, Planeteers.
- Time to lower the boom.
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[Greedly shouting indistinctly]
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Look out!
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[crash]
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No lying down on the job.
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You're coming with me,
fur face.
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- Shh.
- 'This way. Come on!’
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Hurry.
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(Dr. Blight)
‘Show's over.'
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Now what?
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[window clanking]
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Uh-oh. Moe and Curly.
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Hit the dirt!
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[all screaming]
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If you ask me,
it's TV time.
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Let our powers combine.
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Earth!
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Fire!
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Wind!
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00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:08,686
Water!
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Heart!
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By your powers combined,
| am Captain Planet!
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[clears throat]
I'm ready for my close-up,
Mr. DeMille.
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But first, an action sequence.
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- Help!
- 'Help!'
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[all continue screaming]
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Captain Planet!
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- Aah!
- No time to rehearse my lines.
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(Captain Planet)
‘Got to "pipe" right up.’
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[imitating Humphrey Bogart]
Here's lookin’ at you, kids.
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[all speaking indistinctly]
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Thank you.
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[sighs]
Thanks, Cap.
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If you need me, just whistle.
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Not so fast,
Humphrey Blowhard.
264
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:05,76
[imitating Rocky]
Hey, yo, Nuke.
Get out of my neighborhood.
265
00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:13,42
[imitating Cary Grant]
Nukey, Nukey, Nukey,
when will you ever learn?
266
00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:17,839
Aah!
267
00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:20,341
- 'Oh, nol
- Are you alright?
268
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:21,259
Oh, no.
269
00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:24,929
[groaning]
270
00:13:25,54 --> 00:13:26,973
[gasps]
Captain Planet.
271
00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:34,605
[imitating James Cagney]
Skumm, you dirty rat.
272
00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,441
Roll cameras.
Let's shoot it.
273
00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:41,404
[snorting]
Yeah, it will make a great
segment for "Fun with Filth."
274
00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:47,35
How to have a blast creaming
a superhero with toxic ooze.
275
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:50,538
[groaning]
276
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:54,292
Planeteers, must recharge.
277
00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:57,03
‘The power is yours.’
278
00:13:57,128 --> 00:14:00,89
Time for us to regroup.
Exit, stage left.
279
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:03,801
Maybe you ought to get
your hero a stunt double!
280
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:06,763
[cackling]
281
00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:10,433
(Dr. Blight)
‘Regular toilet bowl solutions
may be bad for the environment.'
282
00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:13,936
But our new Toxic Bowl
is really awful.
283
00:14:14,62 --> 00:14:16,230
It contains enough bleach
and phosphates
284
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,232
for hundreds of foul flushes.
285
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:22,487
‘Guaranteed to really screw up
the ecosystem.’
286
00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:25,698
And turn any ocean
into a real sewer.
287
00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:28,117
[gasping]
288
00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:32,121
(Dr. Blight)
‘Toxic Bowl is just one of the
fabulous new products’
289
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,707
we will be guiding
to the marketplace
290
00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:37,293
and I've come up with a colossal
new movie of the week
291
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:39,879
to showcase our entire line.
292
00:14:40,04 --> 00:14:43,633
Unfortunately, the script calls
for us to blow up the studio
293
00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:45,760
but, hey, what sells better
294
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:49,97
than good old-fashioned
violence?
295
00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:57,730
(Greedly)
‘Where's the commissary?
I'm hungry.’
296
00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:05,822
[honk honk honk]
297
00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:06,864
What is that?
298
00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:08,74
[honk honk]
299
00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:10,660
It sounds like it is coming
from the closet.
300
00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:12,745
Careful, little buddy.
301
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:14,205
Eco the clown?
302
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:15,790
Wow! It really is!
303
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,667
| can't believe those creeps
would do this
304
00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:20,128
to a great actor like you.
305
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:23,756
Thanks. | was slamming my nose
against the wall for hours
306
00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:25,800
hoping someone
would hear the squeak.
307
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,135
What's going on?
308
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,637
The Eco-Villains
have taken over the network.
309
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,806
We need your help.
310
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:32,974
I'm your clown!
311
00:15:33,99 --> 00:15:35,268
[clock ticking]
312
00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:38,938
Ta-da!
313
00:15:39,63 --> 00:15:42,567
Okay, Planeteers, time to do
our yabba dabba duty.
314
00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:47,155
Amazing.
315
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:50,408
- Oh, wow!
- Isn't this cool?
316
00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:53,953
- Look at this.
- 'Hey!'
317
00:15:54,78 --> 00:15:55,788
Who are you guys?
318
00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:58,708
Uh, we're, uh,
The Filthstones.
319
00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:01,335
Dr. Blight hired us
to star in her new show.
320
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,296
Oh. Okay.
321
00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:04,755
Break a leg.
322
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,09
Easy does it.
323
00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:14,15
We've got to stop them. They're
planning to blow up the studio!
324
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:16,851
[gasp]
Blow up the studio!
325
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,519
Bozhe moi!
326
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:20,62
(Dr. Blight)
‘Alright, folks.’
327
00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:23,316
'This is "Nukbo:
Even More Blood."
328
00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:24,567
‘Take one!’
329
00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:26,527
[chomping]
330
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:30,573
Now, remember, Nukey baby,
this movie's about a guy
331
00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:33,951
who volunteers
to hand-drop a nuclear bomb.
332
00:16:34,76 --> 00:16:37,997
Right. But-but
what's my motivation?
333
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:41,375
| mean, am | a good guy
or a bad guy?
334
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,794
Ohh! Violence!
335
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:47,48
Your motivation is violence!
Jerk!
336
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:51,10
As long as you slice and dice,
the public will be thrilled.
337
00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:53,304
Mm...actors.
338
00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:55,473
Roll camera.
339
00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:57,475
And...action!
340
00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:00,311
Hold it. Hold it.
341
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:02,104
Bring in the bomb.
342
00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:05,983
Nukey, baby, Sweetums.
343
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:09,320
Is that a real nuclear bomb?
344
00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:11,405
Naturally.
345
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:14,158
[grunts]
I'm a method actor.
346
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:15,952
‘Hey, man, look out!’
347
00:17:16,77 --> 00:17:17,537
Fine, but the rest of us
348
00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:20,164
prefer not to be
irradiated.
349
00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:24,85
[grunts]
Here's a terrific little bomb
that will level the place
350
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:27,129
but will forego
the radiation, okay?
351
00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:29,340
Oh, alright.
352
00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:37,14
Hey, they're not in the script.
353
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:41,519
No problem. We need cheap extras
to blow to smithereens.
354
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,898
That is my cue. Wind.
355
00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:48,693
Oh!
356
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:49,986
[crash]
357
00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:53,531
How do you like our version
of "Gone with the Wind"?
358
00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:55,700
Here's what | think of it.
359
00:17:57,868 --> 00:17:58,911
[blasts]
360
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:00,788
[all exclaim]
361
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:04,792
Geez, everyone's a critic!
362
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:05,918
Fire.
363
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:12,133
Nobody upstages the Duke.
364
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,427
Sorry to upset you.
365
00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:16,95
But Earth.
366
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:17,471
[rumbling]
367
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:20,57
Whoa!
368
00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:21,892
Definitely time to call Cap.
369
00:18:22,18 --> 00:18:23,936
Let our powers combine.
370
00:18:24,61 --> 00:18:26,647
- Earth.
- Fire.
371
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:28,316
Wind.
372
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,276
Water.
373
00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:31,569
Heart.
374
00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:40,328
By your powers combined,
| am Captain Planet!
375
00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:44,290
Take two.
376
00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:49,337
Well, folks, it looks like this
flick's a real long bomb.
377
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:53,90
Hate to break up the play,
but...interception.
378
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:54,759
Score one for the Gipper!
379
00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:56,218
- Alright! Yeah!
- Alright!
380
00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:59,430
And score two for the Nuker!
381
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:00,723
[all shout indistinctly]
382
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:02,16
Look out!
383
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,184
[explosion]
384
00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:07,146
Forget the prop.
385
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:09,607
Reality television's what sells.
386
00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:12,109
- Hey! What are you doing, here?
- What is he doing?
387
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:16,197
Do something, doctor, or this
is the last picture show.
388
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:19,158
Uh, Nukems, baby,
I've been thinking.
389
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:22,328
Maybe violence really is
a-a bad message.
390
00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:25,623
Hey, I'm just telling it
like it is.
391
00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:33,839
Well, if we can't stop it,
shoot it.
392
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,969
Make sure you get my good side.
393
00:19:39,95 --> 00:19:41,764
That guy's a bigger ham than me.
394
00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:44,58
[snorting]
395
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,476
This way. Come
396
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:46,477
[groani
No! nel
397
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:49,980
[coughs]
Stay back, Planeteers.
398
00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:53,484
This is it, the big bang.
399
00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:56,404
Got to...stop him.
400
00:20:00,32 --> 00:20:02,326
Time to put Nukem in the deep..
401
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:04,203
[grunting]
402
00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:05,162
...freeze.
403
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:10,84
Bombs away! Hey.
404
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,460
No fair.
405
00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:14,255
It's frozen to my hand.
406
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:16,799
I'm frozen, too.
407
00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:20,386
He, chill out, Nukem.
The iceman cameth.
408
00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:22,722
- Oh! I'm outta here!
- I'm out!
409
00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:26,767
Uh-uh-uh. Nobody leaves
till the show's over.
410
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,978
Now for Nukem's co-stars
in crime.
411
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,402
‘That's a wrap.’
412
00:20:36,527 --> 00:20:37,695
Good show.
413
00:20:40,72 --> 00:20:43,200
The power is yours!
414
00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:47,246
How's that for a curtain call?
415
00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:52,251
Check it out. Fan mail
from all over the world.
416
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,03
They hated the new programming.
417
00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:56,505
"They want their eco TV.'
418
00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:58,841
And we're going
to give it to them.
419
00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:00,551
- Cool.
- Terrific.
420
00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:01,886
You kids are incredible.
421
00:21:02,11 --> 00:21:04,513
How about starring
in your own series
422
00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:07,57
"Captain Planet
and the Planeteers"?
423
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:11,687
It definitely has a nice ring
to it.
424
00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:12,813
[honking]
425
00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:19,28
(Planeteers)
Go, Planet!
426
00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:21,447
(Gi)
‘The best weapon against the
problems facing our'
427
00:21:21,572 --> 00:21:23,657
planet today is information.
428
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,826
The more we know about
the energy crisis
429
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:28,412
pollution,
and disappearing resources..
430
00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:30,39
The more we can do to help.
431
00:21:30,164 --> 00:21:33,167
Television is also a great way
to learn about other cultures
432
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:34,877
SO we can understand
each other better.
433
00:21:35,02 --> 00:21:38,839
Read, watch the news,
and share what you learn.
434
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:40,883
Knowledge is power.
435
00:21:41,08 --> 00:21:44,637
And the power to make
a better world is yours!
436
00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:49,433
~ Earth! f
437
00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:50,893
J Fire! I
438
00:21:51,18 --> 00:21:54,480
< Wind! Water! Heart! J
~ Go Planet! f
439
00:21:54,605 --> 00:21:58,67
(Captain Planet)
By your powers combined,
| am Captain Planet!
440
00:21:58,192 --> 00:22:00,69
~ Captain Planet I
441
00:22:00,194 --> 00:22:01,695
S He's our hero S
442
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:05,74
~ Gonna take pollution
down to zero f
443
00:22:05,199 --> 00:22:08,118
f He's our powers magnified f
444
00:22:08,244 --> 00:22:11,956
f And he's fighting
on the planet's side J
445
00:22:12,81 --> 00:22:13,958
~ Captain Planet I
446
00:22:14,83 --> 00:22:15,626
S He's our hero S
447
00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:19,46
~ Gonna take pollution
down to zero f
448
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:22,424
£ Gonna help him put asunder J
449
00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:27,304
~ Bad guys who like
to loot and plunder.. f
450
00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:30,224
You'll pay for this,
Captain Planet!
451
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:33,269
~ We're the Planeteers
you can be one too f
452
00:22:33,394 --> 00:22:37,273
~ 'Cause saving our planet
is the thing to do J
453
00:22:37,398 --> 00:22:40,568
~ Looting and polluting
is not the way f
454
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:44,822
~ Hear what Captain Planet
has to say.. ff
455
00:22:44,947 --> 00:22:47,533
The power is yours!
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