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(male narrator)
Our world is in peril.
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Gaia, the spirit of Earth
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can no longer stand
the terrible destruction
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plaguing our planet.
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She sends five magic rings
to five special young people.
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Kwame from Africa,
with the power of Earth.
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From North America, Wheeler,
with the power of Fire.
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From Eastern Europe,
Linka, with the power of Wind.
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From Asia, Gi,
with the power of Water.
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And from South America, Ma-Ti,
with the power of Heart.
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When the five powers combine
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they summon Earth's greatest
champion Captain Planet!
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The power is yours!
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[instrumental music]
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(Wheeler)
‘Man, this place gives me
the heebies..’
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(Linka)
‘None of this makes any sense.’
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| just wish we knew
what happened to Captain Planet.
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Yeah. He's been gone
over a week
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and | kind of feel naked
without my fire power.
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If you know what | mean.
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| still do not understand
why Gaia sent us here.
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All she said is that
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"The future of the planet
is at stake."
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Talk about keeping us
in the dark.
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[switches clicking]
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- What the..
- What is going on?
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[audience cheering]
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And let's have a globally warmed
welcome for our challengers
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‘the Planeteers!’
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[audience cheering]
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Today, we've traveled to a
planet where they've taken
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polluting to an art form.
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- What in the world?
- They are extraterrestrials!
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They're extra somethin’ alright!
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Now, it's time to welcome
the host of
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“You Bet Your Planet,"
Lexo Starbuck!
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[audience cheering]
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Thank you, Barv!
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| can't remember when I've seen
an earthier-looking bunch!
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[laughing]
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Can you, audience?
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[yelling]
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Uh, would you mind tellin’ us
what we're doin’ here?
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After an extensive star search
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your planet was picked
as the most polluted!
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So you're here to play,
"You Bet Your Planet."
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Are your returning
champions ready?
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[cheering]
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- Plunder!
- Greedly!
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What are they doin’ here?
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I'm sure you're all familiar
with our show.
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We're numero-uno in the galaxy!
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Number one?
You're not even on cable.
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The game's simple.
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As Earth's celestial neighbors
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we've been watching you
for centuries.
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And we've decided that the
situation on your planet
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has reached a critical point.
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Today, on this very show
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Earth's future will be decided!
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If the Eco-Villains win, they'll
be free to trash the planet!
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And if we win?
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Tell the Planeteers
what's in it for them, Barv!
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Well, Lexo, the answer is behind
curtain number one!
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| bet it's a convertible.
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[groans]
Ohh!
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This is horrible!
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Especially since
we don't have our powers
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as long as Captain Planet
is here.
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We must do something!
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And you'll have that chance
in just a minute.
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Barv, tell 'em what happens
if they win.
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If they win,
Captain Planet goes free!
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‘But if they lose,
it's curtains for the Captain. '
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But don't worry, Planeteers,
‘cause everyone's a winner
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on "You Bet Your Planet!"
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- Right, Barv?
- Right, Lexo.
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All contestants receive
the home version of our show.
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| don't know about you guys,
but I'm ready to kick some butt!
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- Yeah!
- Da! We agree.
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Alright! Yay!
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The first round is
"Truth or Eat The Consequences."
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| need one contestant
from each team.
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- I'll go first.
- Says who?!
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Says my superior intellect,
ham-head.
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Cool it, you two. We're on the
same team, unfortunately.
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| think Kwame should go first.
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- Me, too.
- Yes. Go for it, Kwame!
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Alright, Planeteers.
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Here goes.
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Name the most recent
nuclear accident. Kwame.
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Last week,
a truck carrying nuclear waste
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crashed in Los Angeles,
California.
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You are absolutely right!
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The Planeteers are on the board
with 50 points!
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[crowd cheering]
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Plunder, you pile of bile!
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[Zapping]
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[audience screaming]
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[buzzer buzzing]
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The planet geek was wrong.
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That's the latest
nuclear accident.
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- 'Yo, nuke them all!’
- Well, judges, what do you say?
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[beeping]
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(Lexo)
‘Looks like the Eco-Villains
take an early lead.’
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But he created that disaster!
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Hey, you humans
are good at that.
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It's time to clean up
or shut down!
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[crowd cheering]
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Since the Planeteers lost
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the "Truth or Eat
The Consequences" round
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it's time for Captain Planet
to eat it.
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[indistinct chattering]
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Have you got something nasty
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‘for Captain Planet
to eat today, Barv?'
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That's right, Lexo!
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Nothing humans aren't dumping
into their own oceans!
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Its a toxic-taste treat..
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‘Raw sewage with a dollop of
chemical compote.’
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[grunts]
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No, thanks. I'm dieting.
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[sloshing]
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[groans]
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Hey, that looks pretty good!
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[indistinct shouting]
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That does it!
Those guys are toast!
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Well, that gives our viewers
a taste of life on Earth.
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And now, it's time for a word
from our intergalactic sponsor.
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(male #1)
‘Is air pollution on your planet
so thick'
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you can cut it with a knife?
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Do your lawns explode between
your garage and your front door?
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Has toxic tap water
lodged up your liver
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or clogged your kidneys?
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Well, have we got a deal for you
at Wrexom's Replacement Organs.
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‘Pollution wrecks it,
we replace it.'
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Free installation in an hour,
or we pay the funeral costs.
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[crowd cheering]
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We've cut to space station
identification.
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Two minutes to air.
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You're doing great, kids.
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We'll kill "Sphere of Fortune,"
and start racking the ratings!
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| can't believe you,
you aliens are so callous
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you'd help the Eco-Villains
destroy Earth.
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[laughing]
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Help? We don't need to help.
Greed and thoughtlessness
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have turned your planet
into a polluter's paradise!
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For us, this isn't about
good or evil.
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It's about ratings, baby!
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We're back in three, two, one..
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Welcome back to
"You Bet Your Planet."
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It's time for round two,
"Garbage Gladiators."
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‘A test of stench and agility.’
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Each team will select their best
garbage gladiator for the job.
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| wanna play!
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Sock it to 'em, Nukey!
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The villains have selected
Duke Nukem.
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Who have the Planeteers chosen?
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- Who's gonna go next?
- | don't know.
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Whoever it is, I'm gonna nuke
‘em into the next solar system.
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I'm tellin’ you, | can handle
that power rod reject.
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No, Wheeler.
It is too dangerous!
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So who will it be?
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We are still trying to decide.
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You'd better hurry, or..
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[buzzer buzzing]
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Oop! Too late.
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The judges will decide for you.
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- Judges, who will it be?
- 'The one called Linka.'
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[gasping]
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Hey,
she can't take on that palooka.
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Since your Planeteer ring
is nonfunctional
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Vanana has a handy-dandy
dyno-fan for you.
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Be careful out there, babe.
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Barv, can you explain the rules
to our viewers?
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It simple, Lexo!
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‘Nukem tries to dump garbage,
while Linka tries to stop him!’
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‘And she'd better reach
the green button'
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‘before the Duke of Nukes
reaches the brown one.’
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- Go get 'em, Linka!
- Come on, Linka!
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(Barv)
‘If she doesn't, all the waste
will end up in the drink’
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‘and so will Captain Planet!’
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Bottom's up, bio-brat!
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[Zapping]
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- Come on, Linka!
- You can do it!
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- 'Go get 'em, Linka!'
- Bozhe moi!
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[grunts]
Wind!
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[clicking]
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- No fan!
- How about a shower, blondie?
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Atta boy! Nukem, baby!
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[Zapping]
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(Duke)
‘Time to drum up a little
pollution.’
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[bubbling]
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Hate to burst your bubble,
blondie.
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But your planet's history!
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No way, Nukem!
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[whistling winds]
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[Zapping]
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No! Ah!
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Take that, Captain Puny!
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- Oh, no!
- Ah!
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[screaming]
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[cheering]
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[gasps]
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lam so sorry, Captain Planet!
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- Oh, no!
- Oh, no!
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[coughing]
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Tough luck, Linka,
but it just goes to show
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it's easier to mess it up
than to clean it up!
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[coughing]
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| can't take much more.
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[coughing]
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[dramatic music]
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[gasping]
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[audience cheering]
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And now, before we begin our
next round
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let's learn a little bit about
the contestants!
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So, Linka,
what do you like to do
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when you're not fighting
Eco-Villains?
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Not that it is any of your
business, but..
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...| do like to go dancing.
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You do? | didn't know that.
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There are many parts of me
you do not know, Yankee.
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[yawning]
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That's fascinating.
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And how about you, Dr. Blight?
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What do you enjoy doing
when you're not conducting
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environmentally hazardous
experiments?
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Well, Lexo, there's nothing
like a long soak in a toxic tub
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with the latest copy of
Cosmo-Pollution Magazine.
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[gasps]
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My, what a lovely complexion
you have.
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[snorting]
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Personally,
| like creaming obnoxious
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suck-up gameshow hosts.
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[stuttering]
Now, it's time
for the relay race.
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‘And along the way,
don't be surprised’
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if you come against a few
eco-obstacles!
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This contest pits MAL
and Greedly..
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",..against Wheeler and Ma-Ti!'
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Make us proud, Ma-Ti!
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Wheeler..
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For luck.
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Vanana has a special
wrist-modded flamethrower
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‘for Wheeler to simulate
his fire power.'
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What about my heart power?
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You can have my Wrexom-Replaco
heart. It's the latest model.
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Uh-uh, thanks,
but no, thanks.
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Suit yourself, kid.
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Well, contestants,
to the starting line, please.
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‘You all know how the race
works, right?’
251
00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:17,779
We're gonna puree you,
Planeteers.
252
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:19,614
Guess again, puerco!
253
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:22,158
The players carry their batons
through the obstacles
254
00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:24,369
‘down and back,
and then hand off to their’
255
00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:25,912
‘teammates who do the same.'
256
00:12:26,37 --> 00:12:28,957
‘The first team to complete
two laps wins.’
257
00:12:29,82 --> 00:12:31,709
Sit tight, my man.
I'll be back in a flash.
258
00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:35,338
On your marks, get set, go!
259
00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:36,965
- ‘Oh!’
- ‘Oh!’
260
00:12:37,90 --> 00:12:40,218
- Hey! Wait!
- 'durry, Wheeler! Go!’
261
00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:41,344
Go, Wheeler! You can do it!
262
00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:42,262
Move it..
263
00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:43,429
[snorting]
264
00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:44,430
.. byte-head!
265
00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:46,474
[air horn blowing]
266
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:47,558
[explosion]
267
00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:49,60
[sloshing]
268
00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:49,894
Fire!
269
00:12:50,19 --> 00:12:51,521
[Zapping]
270
00:12:51,646 --> 00:12:52,689
[audience cheering]
271
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:54,274
[grunts]
272
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:58,653
Laser!
273
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:01,656
[Zapping]
274
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:02,865
[crackling]
275
00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:03,992
[whirring]
276
00:13:10,81 --> 00:13:10,873
Oh, no.
277
00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:12,583
Am | in a heap of trouble.
278
00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:15,503
- Come on, Wheeler!
- We know you can do it!
279
00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:20,675
[chuckles]
Pile it on, | always say.
280
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,218
Aah!
281
00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:26,723
[bubbling]
282
00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:28,433
So long, sucker!
283
00:13:30,18 --> 00:13:31,644
Hey! Hey, that's not fair.
284
00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:34,981
Everything's fair in love
and game shows.
285
00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:35,857
[grunts]
286
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,109
[snorting]
287
00:13:40,28 --> 00:13:42,822
Hurry, Ma-Ti!
You've gotta beat that road hog!
288
00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:47,910
- How about a tuna pill?!
- Ah!
289
00:13:48,36 --> 00:13:49,662
- Run, Ma-Ti!
- 'Come on, Ma-Ti!'
290
00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:51,372
- 'Move it!
- 'Come on, Ma-Ti!'
291
00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:57,920
[snorting]
Mmm.
292
00:13:58,46 --> 00:13:59,47
slurp
293
00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:02,425
[engine sputtering]
294
00:14:09,15 --> 00:14:11,893
[panting]
295
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:13,770
crash
296
00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:17,523
gulp
297
00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:18,566
munch munch
298
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,26
[maniacal laugh]
299
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,696
Whoa! Ah!
300
00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:25,323
[screeching]
301
00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:33,414
One more dirty trick,
planet punk.
302
00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:39,379
[both panting]
303
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:43,424
[booing]
304
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:47,387
[cheering]
305
00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:48,846
[Ma-ti panting]
306
00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:50,139
I'm sorry.
307
00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:51,724
Its not your fault,
little buddy.
308
00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:55,978
This double bonus round's a real
gas for Captain Planet!
309
00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:59,440
We took a little expressway air
at you planet.
310
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,567
Breathe deep, Planet.
311
00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:03,528
[coughing]
312
00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:07,323
Stay tuned for
"Really Final Jeopardy"
313
00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:10,410
right after this important
message from our sponsor.
314
00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:12,912
(male #1)
‘Have you polluted your planet
to the point’
315
00:15:13,37 --> 00:15:14,539
‘you can't live on it any more?’
316
00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:15,706
[yelling]
317
00:15:18,00 --> 00:15:20,420
‘Well, just because it's
unsuitable for your species'
318
00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:22,964
‘doesn't mean
it's a total loss. '
319
00:15:23,89 --> 00:15:24,340
[breathing deeply]
320
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:27,135
‘Something out there may
thrive on your toxics.’
321
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,512
‘For more information about
how you can dump your'
322
00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:32,56
‘poisoned planet and find
another one to pollute’
323
00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:34,934
‘call 1-8000-TOXICMATCH.'
324
00:15:35,59 --> 00:15:39,63
Toxic Match found me and my
species a new world.
325
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:41,190
And if we wreck it
in less than 50 years
326
00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:44,902
they'll find us another
one absolutely free!
327
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:50,324
Hey, you kids, better jot down
that Toxic Match number.
328
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:53,995
Judging by the score, Earth may
be needing it real soon.
329
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,872
Yeah, well,
don't count us out yet.
330
00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:59,417
Ah.. Ah! You said the
secret word, "Count!"
331
00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:02,920
You win a light-year's supply
of Space Toasties.
332
00:16:03,45 --> 00:16:05,631
The cereal that
makes you a Star!
333
00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:06,549
[whispers]
Hurry!
334
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:08,342
[coughs]
Hurry, Planeteers!
335
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:09,719
[all gasp]
336
00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:11,971
He's right.
It's only a half-hour show.
337
00:16:12,96 --> 00:16:16,58
So, Gi and Dr. Blight,
come on down!
338
00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:18,936
Hey, doing anything special
after the show, gorgeous?
339
00:16:19,61 --> 00:16:21,147
We surveyed an
intergalactic audience
340
00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:23,483
and the top-five answers
are on the board.
341
00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:26,903
The question is, "What are the
five best ways for Earthlings
342
00:16:27,28 --> 00:16:29,739
‘to deal with
environmental problems?"
343
00:16:29,864 --> 00:16:32,825
- Look, it's Gaia!
- Huh!
344
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:34,952
Oops.
It was just some other insect.
345
00:16:35,77 --> 00:16:37,330
Nice work, MAL, baby.
346
00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:41,00
So, Dr. Blight,
name one of the five best ways
347
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:43,294
for Earthlings to deal
with pollution.
348
00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:45,213
Make more, of course!
349
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,632
Sorry,
it didn't make our survey.
350
00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:51,719
Hey, what's the deal here?
That was a great answer!
351
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,138
What do you think
the survey said?
352
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:56,516
"Stop polluting our oceans."
353
00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:59,435
Let's see if it's there.
The survey says..
354
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:04,357
...the number two answer is
"Stop polluting the ocean."
355
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:06,234
What do you say?
356
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:10,363
- Uh, recycle?
- Recycle is number three!
357
00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:12,949
‘But we're still looking for
the number-one answer.'
358
00:17:13,74 --> 00:17:15,326
Um, uh, eh, carpooling!
359
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:19,413
Survey says,
"Spacepooling!" Judges?
360
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,123
(Blight)
‘No, get out of here!’
361
00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:23,125
[cheering]
362
00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:26,963
- Plant trees.
- Is it there?
363
00:17:27,88 --> 00:17:29,298
The Planeteers have
taken the lead.
364
00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:32,09
One more correct answer
and they win the game.
365
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:34,637
- Alright!
- Well, Ma-Ti?
366
00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:38,724
- Protect wildlife!
- Protect wildlife!
367
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:40,59
[buzzer buzzes]
368
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:42,311
Villains, get ready!
369
00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:45,982
You may have a chance to steal
and win the game.
370
00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:49,402
Stealing!
| like the sound of that.
371
00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:53,990
- Conserve water!
- Is it there? No!
372
00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:56,659
[villains cheering]
373
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:58,995
It's all up to you!
374
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:02,206
Come on, Wheeler!
Do it for Captain Planet!
375
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:06,377
[sighing]
376
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:09,880
Conserve energy by turning off
lights and appliances?
377
00:18:10,06 --> 00:18:12,49
Yeah.
378
00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:15,678
For the game, "Conserve energy!"
379
00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:16,971
[buzzer buzzes]
380
00:18:17,96 --> 00:18:18,681
- Oh!
- Oh, no!
381
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:20,349
[cheering]
382
00:18:22,685 --> 00:18:24,520
Okay, villains.
You have a chance to steal.
383
00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:27,857
You've got to agree
on one answer between you.
384
00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:29,942
Yuck! Teamwork?
385
00:18:30,67 --> 00:18:33,529
We've got to think of things
to save the planet?
386
00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:36,324
- Ugh!
- What do you say?
387
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:39,702
Just give me a minute, sweetums,
to check with my team.
388
00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:42,705
[indistinct chattering]
389
00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:46,834
Um, stop nuclear radiation?
390
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,753
No more clear-cutting forests?
391
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:51,464
Ugh, give up exploiting
poor countries?
392
00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:53,633
Wrong, bozos.
| Know what they do.
393
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:55,843
They'd control
population growth.
394
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,95
Then | wouldn't have all those
wonderful subjects
395
00:18:58,220 --> 00:18:59,472
to use as guinea pigs.
396
00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:01,223
[indistinct chattering]
397
00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:05,936
[clears throat]
One, it's an alien audience,
two, consider the sponsor.
398
00:19:06,62 --> 00:19:08,773
Ergo, the answer must be,
"Move to another planet."
399
00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:12,943
You know, | think old
MAL-function here has something.
400
00:19:13,69 --> 00:19:14,695
That's a stupid answer!
401
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,947
- No!
- Move to another planet!
402
00:19:17,73 --> 00:19:17,990
That's it!
403
00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:20,743
Well, sweet cheek,
what'll it be?
404
00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:23,204
(all)
Move to another planet!
405
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:26,207
No! Control population growth!
406
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:27,667
[indistinct chattering]
407
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:32,922
For the game, is the answer,
"Control population growth"?
408
00:19:33,47 --> 00:19:33,714
[buzzer buzzes]
409
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,800
‘The Planeteers win the game!’
410
00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:37,968
- Alright!
- Alright!
411
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:42,181
Let's see what
the number one answer was.
412
00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:44,600
Move to another planet."
413
00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:47,853
Imagine that.
414
00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:51,148
Ah! Ugh!
415
00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:53,984
| don't care what the stupid
survey says.
416
00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:57,29
I'm going to finish off
Captain Puny!
417
00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:58,531
(Linka)
‘You cannot..'
418
00:19:58,656 --> 00:19:59,448
[indistinct chattering]
419
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:02,201
Hey! This isn't in my contract.
420
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:05,371
Hang on, Cap. Water!
421
00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:06,622
Fire!
422
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:09,41
[glass shatters]
423
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,960
These kids are real winners.
424
00:20:11,85 --> 00:20:13,295
And even though their world's
in big trouble
425
00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:15,381
I'd bet my planet on them.
426
00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:17,258
Till next week, folks!
427
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:18,759
[exclaiming]
428
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:19,885
[Zapping]
429
00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:22,763
[Zapping]
430
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:25,599
[explosion]
431
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,943
[alarm buzzing]
432
00:20:36,68 --> 00:20:38,237
[alarm ringing]
433
00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:39,280
[alarm buzzing]
434
00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:44,994
[Kwame yawning]
435
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:47,747
| just had the
weirdest nightmare.
436
00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:51,417
Me too.
About an intergalactic gameshow.
437
00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:53,377
Yeah. And you kissed me.
438
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:56,547
Uh, definitely a nightmare.
439
00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:58,966
No, could not be.
440
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:04,930
[Greedly sobbing]
441
00:21:05,55 --> 00:21:08,434
| still can't believe
they beat us!
442
00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:09,518
[snorts]
443
00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:14,106
(Planeteers)
Go, Planet!
444
00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:19,695
(Captain Planet)
This is the only Earth
we've got
445
00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:22,531
so we must all do our part
to protect it.
446
00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:26,452
Recycling is one thing
that everyone can do.
447
00:21:26,577 --> 00:21:29,371
By recycling glass,
aluminum and paper
448
00:21:29,497 --> 00:21:30,956
less waste goes into landfills
449
00:21:31,81 --> 00:21:33,876
and we help conserve Earth's
limited resources.
450
00:21:34,01 --> 00:21:36,170
(Wheeler)
‘And we need to buy recycled.'
451
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:39,173
Only when recycled materials
make it back into our homes
452
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,675
as new products,
is the cycle complete.
453
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:44,94
(all)
The power is yours!
454
00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:48,641
~ Earth! f
455
00:21:48,766 --> 00:21:50,684
J Fire! I
456
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:54,104
< Wind! Water! Heart! J
~ Go planet! J
457
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:57,608
(Captain Planet)
By your powers combined,
| am Captain Planet!
458
00:21:57,733 --> 00:22:01,237
~ Captain Planet
he's our hero f
459
00:22:01,362 --> 00:22:04,615
~ Gonna take pollution
down to zero f
460
00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:07,660
f He's our powers magnified f
461
00:22:07,785 --> 00:22:11,747
f And he's fighting
on the planet's side J
462
00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:15,209
~ Captain Planet
he's our hero f
463
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:18,462
~ Gonna take pollution
down to zero f
464
00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:22,07
£ Gonna help him put asunder J
465
00:22:22,132 --> 00:22:26,929
~ Bad guys who like to
loot and plunder J
466
00:22:27,54 --> 00:22:29,849
You'll pay for this,
Captain Planet!
467
00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:33,102
~ We're the Planeteers
you can be one too f
468
00:22:33,227 --> 00:22:36,856
~ 'Cause saving our planet
is the thing to do J
469
00:22:36,981 --> 00:22:40,276
~ Looting and polluting
is not the way f
470
00:22:40,401 --> 00:22:44,113
~ Hear what Captain Planet
has to say.. ff
471
00:22:44,238 --> 00:22:47,116
(Captain Planet)
The power is yours!
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