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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:32,510 --> 00:00:35,035 [WIND WHISTLING] 4 00:00:50,311 --> 00:00:52,487 [MAN'S VOICE] "WE ARE NOW ABOUT TO PENETRATE 5 00:00:52,617 --> 00:00:54,402 A COUNTRY 6 00:00:54,532 --> 00:00:56,447 ON WHICH THE FOOT OF CIVILIZED MAN 7 00:00:56,578 --> 00:00:58,058 HAS NEVER TROD. 8 00:01:02,584 --> 00:01:05,282 THE GOOD OR EVIL IT HAS IN STORE FOR US 9 00:01:05,413 --> 00:01:07,067 HAS YET TO BE DETERMINED. 10 00:01:11,549 --> 00:01:14,161 WE CARRY EVERY ARTICLE BY WHICH WE ARE TO SURVIVE. 11 00:01:17,816 --> 00:01:20,254 THE PARTY ARE IN EXCELLENT HEALTH AND SPIRITS." 12 00:01:20,384 --> 00:01:22,343 [PANTING] 13 00:01:22,473 --> 00:01:24,432 "ZEALOUSLY ATTACHED TO THE ENTERPRISE 14 00:01:24,562 --> 00:01:25,476 AND ANXIOUS TO PROCEED." 15 00:01:25,607 --> 00:01:27,391 [GRUNTING] 16 00:01:27,522 --> 00:01:31,439 "ENTERTAINING, AS I DO, THE MOST CONFIDENT HOPES 17 00:01:31,569 --> 00:01:33,484 I COULD BUT ESTEEM THIS MOMENT OF OUR DEPARTURE"... 18 00:01:33,615 --> 00:01:35,007 [ROARS] 19 00:01:35,138 --> 00:01:37,140 ..."AS AMONG THE MOST HAPPY OF MY LIFE." 20 00:01:39,447 --> 00:01:41,188 -[GROWLING] -[MAN SCREAMING] 21 00:01:41,318 --> 00:01:44,234 FROM THE JOURNALS OF LEWIS AND CLARK, 1805. 22 00:01:46,671 --> 00:01:50,719 SO, DAVID ZARA FOR WILLIAM CLARK. 23 00:01:50,849 --> 00:01:53,330 AND CAN YOU TELL US HOW TALL YOU ARE? 24 00:01:53,461 --> 00:01:56,290 UH, AS I CAN PLAY ANY HEIGHT. 25 00:01:56,420 --> 00:01:57,552 THAT'S HOW GOOD I AM. 26 00:01:57,682 --> 00:01:59,380 [MAN] YOU KNOW, DAVID, I GOTTA SAY, 27 00:01:59,510 --> 00:02:01,208 WE'RE BOTH HUGE "LITTLE GENIUS" FANS. 28 00:02:01,338 --> 00:02:02,513 [MAN #2] AH, MAN, HUGE. WE LOVE IT, LOVE IT. 29 00:02:02,644 --> 00:02:04,428 COOL, GUYS. YES, THANK YOU. 30 00:02:04,559 --> 00:02:05,560 IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO, BUT, YOU KNOW. 31 00:02:05,690 --> 00:02:08,389 HOW DID IT GO, IT WAS LIKE, HE'S A... 32 00:02:08,519 --> 00:02:10,652 [TOGETHER] ♪ LITTLE GENIUS. 33 00:02:10,782 --> 00:02:13,394 -[BOTH LAUGH] -OH, WOW, WAIT. AND THE CATCHPHRASE-- 34 00:02:13,524 --> 00:02:14,612 -"DOES NOT COMPUTE." -OH, YEAH, YEAH. 35 00:02:14,743 --> 00:02:17,615 -"THAT DOES NOT COMPUTE." -[LAUGHS] OKAY. 36 00:02:17,746 --> 00:02:20,096 NO, THAT WAS THE, UM, THE ROBOT-- "LITTLE GENIUS" 37 00:02:20,227 --> 00:02:22,272 -WHO SAID THAT. -OH. 38 00:02:22,403 --> 00:02:24,274 BUT I WAS LIKE THE STRAIGHT MAN, LIKE, "AWE." 39 00:02:24,405 --> 00:02:25,580 YOU KNOW? 40 00:02:25,710 --> 00:02:27,625 UM, I DON'T REMEMBER THAT. 41 00:02:27,756 --> 00:02:29,323 HEY, WELL, SHOULD WE GET STARTED? 42 00:02:29,453 --> 00:02:30,324 SURELY. 43 00:02:30,454 --> 00:02:33,544 [SIGHS] PACIFIC. PACIFIC. 44 00:02:35,198 --> 00:02:37,505 [MUSIC PLAYING] 45 00:02:39,594 --> 00:02:42,379 [GRUNTING] 46 00:02:54,435 --> 00:02:55,305 MERIWETHER? 47 00:02:57,916 --> 00:02:59,614 MERIWETHER, STOP PADDLING. YON. 48 00:03:02,704 --> 00:03:04,184 IT'S THE PACIFIC! 49 00:03:07,535 --> 00:03:09,189 IT'S THE PACIFIC AT LAST! 50 00:03:26,249 --> 00:03:29,209 [WHIRRING] 51 00:03:33,952 --> 00:03:35,345 [BUZZING] 52 00:03:39,349 --> 00:03:40,307 [DAVID'S VOICE] HI, THIS IS DAVID. 53 00:03:40,437 --> 00:03:42,483 I CAN'T COME TO THE PHONE RIGHT NOW 54 00:03:42,613 --> 00:03:43,745 BECAUSE I AM ON MY HONEYMOON. 55 00:03:43,875 --> 00:03:45,225 CALL YOU IN A WEEK WHEN I GET BACK. 56 00:03:45,355 --> 00:03:47,139 -[BEEP] -HI DAVID, IT'S FLULA, 57 00:03:47,270 --> 00:03:48,619 YOUR BFF FOREVER. 58 00:03:48,750 --> 00:03:50,621 I HOPE YOU'RE DOING OKAY. 59 00:03:50,752 --> 00:03:53,407 I KNOW PROBABLY THE ANSWER IS "NOT OKAY," 60 00:03:53,537 --> 00:03:54,712 BUT DON'T WORRY. 61 00:03:54,843 --> 00:03:56,671 YOUR BEST MAN IS COMING TO CHEER YOU UP. 62 00:03:56,801 --> 00:04:00,892 GET READY FOR A NICE GASSY BALL. 63 00:04:01,023 --> 00:04:03,373 IT WILL MAKE SENSE IN JUST SOME SECONDS. 64 00:04:03,504 --> 00:04:05,375 BYE-BYE. 65 00:04:05,506 --> 00:04:06,507 [WHIRRING] 66 00:04:06,637 --> 00:04:07,551 [WHIRRING STOPS] 67 00:04:10,772 --> 00:04:11,642 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 68 00:04:15,385 --> 00:04:17,518 [GASPS] GOOD MORNING, DAVID. 69 00:04:17,648 --> 00:04:19,781 HEY. 70 00:04:19,911 --> 00:04:22,349 OKAY. [CLEARING THROAT] 71 00:04:25,787 --> 00:04:28,485 LOOK WHO'S HERE TO BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY. 72 00:04:33,621 --> 00:04:34,839 NO? 73 00:04:34,970 --> 00:04:36,580 THESE RAYS HAVE NO EFFECT? 74 00:04:38,756 --> 00:04:40,671 HERE, HAVE A BOTTLE. 75 00:04:40,802 --> 00:04:43,587 OOH, ROSEÉ. I LIKE IT. 76 00:04:43,718 --> 00:04:44,719 FRANKIE CANCELS THE WEDDING. 77 00:04:44,849 --> 00:04:45,981 SHE TAKES ALL OF THE FURNITURE, 78 00:04:46,111 --> 00:04:47,678 BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, 79 00:04:47,809 --> 00:04:50,594 I HAVE A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF ROSEÉ. 80 00:04:50,725 --> 00:04:51,595 THINGS ARE LOOKING UP. 81 00:04:54,903 --> 00:04:57,514 -WHAT'RE YOU WEARING? -WHAT AM I WEARING? 82 00:04:57,645 --> 00:04:59,255 DAVID, WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? 83 00:04:59,386 --> 00:05:01,953 YOU LOOK LIKE KANGAROO. 84 00:05:02,084 --> 00:05:03,564 YOU KNOW MARSUPIALS 85 00:05:03,694 --> 00:05:05,305 ACTUALLY TRAVEL IN PAIRS, THOUGH. 86 00:05:11,572 --> 00:05:13,095 [DAVID NARRATING] "FROM THE PEN OF WILLIAM CLARK. 87 00:05:14,531 --> 00:05:17,882 EVERY GREAT JOURNEY, LIKE A GIANT REDWOOD 88 00:05:18,013 --> 00:05:21,843 BEGINS, INITIALLY, AS A SMALL SEED. 89 00:05:21,973 --> 00:05:25,107 ON THE DAY MY OLD FRIEND, MERIWETHER LEWIS CAME TO VISIT, 90 00:05:25,237 --> 00:05:26,804 I WAS ENTIRELY UNAWARE THAT HE HAD COME 91 00:05:26,935 --> 00:05:28,763 TO PLANT THIS VERY SEED 92 00:05:28,893 --> 00:05:30,373 INTO MY LIFE." 93 00:05:30,504 --> 00:05:33,724 DAVID, WE NEED TO GET YOU OUTSIDE. 94 00:05:33,855 --> 00:05:35,683 YOU'VE BEEN IN HERE FOR LIKE, WHAT, A WEEK? 95 00:05:35,813 --> 00:05:37,685 YOU NEED SOME SUN ON YOUR FACE 96 00:05:37,815 --> 00:05:39,730 AND YOUR BODY, YOUR LEGS, TORSO. 97 00:05:39,861 --> 00:05:42,429 WE WERE GONNA START OUR HONEYMOON TODAY. 98 00:05:42,559 --> 00:05:45,823 ONE WEEK HIKE WOULD'VE BEEN VERY ROMANTIC. 99 00:05:45,954 --> 00:05:49,566 IT'S TOO LATE TO RETURN ALL THIS GEAR. 100 00:05:49,697 --> 00:05:52,830 -DID YOU CANCEL IT? -NO. 101 00:05:52,961 --> 00:05:54,963 YOU'RE OUTSIDE, ARE YOU LIKE JUST IN THE FOREST 102 00:05:55,093 --> 00:05:57,574 AND NATURE WITH SOMEONE YOU LIKE AND CARE ABOUT? 103 00:05:57,705 --> 00:05:59,663 YEAH, IT JUST WOULD'VE BEEN 104 00:05:59,794 --> 00:06:00,708 ME AND FRANKIE OUT THERE. 105 00:06:00,838 --> 00:06:03,624 BUT FRANKIE'S NOT AVAILABLE. 106 00:06:03,754 --> 00:06:04,712 YEAH, I'M AWARE OF THAT, FLULA. 107 00:06:04,842 --> 00:06:05,974 -THANK YOU. -NO, I'M JUST SAYING, 108 00:06:06,104 --> 00:06:07,454 SOUNDS LIKE A TRIP THAT IS NOT CANCELLED 109 00:06:07,584 --> 00:06:11,066 AND THAT IT WOULD BE NICE TO MAYBE HAVE COMPANIONSHIP 110 00:06:11,196 --> 00:06:13,590 ON THIS WONDERFUL JOURNEY. 111 00:06:13,721 --> 00:06:16,245 MM. IT WOULD'VE BEEN. 112 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:17,681 DAVID. 113 00:06:17,812 --> 00:06:19,640 WHAT DID RUDY DO 114 00:06:19,770 --> 00:06:20,815 WHEN HE COULD NOT MAKE THE SACK? 115 00:06:23,861 --> 00:06:25,602 "RUDY," THE FOOTBALL MOVIE? 116 00:06:25,733 --> 00:06:28,257 EXACTLY. "RUDY." YOU ARE RUDY. 117 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:31,956 AND THESE OPPONENTS, THE ENEMY TEAM, AND THE PEOPLE. 118 00:06:32,087 --> 00:06:34,785 THIS IS LIKE FRANKIE AND THE WEDDING CANCEL 119 00:06:34,916 --> 00:06:36,221 AND ALL THE SAD TIMES IN YOUR LIFE. 120 00:06:36,352 --> 00:06:37,875 YOU ARE THERE ON THE FIELD AND YOU'RE LIKE, 121 00:06:38,006 --> 00:06:40,748 "WHAT THE-- HELP! I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A SACK, PERHAPS." 122 00:06:40,878 --> 00:06:43,794 NOBODY CAN SEE YOU. YOU ARE TINY. 123 00:06:43,925 --> 00:06:45,666 BUT DO NOT WORRY, DAVID-- I MEAN, RUDY, 124 00:06:45,796 --> 00:06:47,842 YOU HAVE FRIENDS. 125 00:06:47,972 --> 00:06:49,278 YOU HAVE THE OTHER PLAYERS ON THE TEAM, 126 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:51,541 THE TALL BOYFRIENDS WITH THE JERSEYS AND NUMBERS. 127 00:06:51,672 --> 00:06:52,716 THIS IS ME. 128 00:06:52,847 --> 00:06:53,848 AND THE CROWD WHO CHEER FOR YOU? 129 00:06:53,978 --> 00:06:55,937 RUDY! RUDY! 130 00:06:56,067 --> 00:06:59,027 RUDY! THIS IS ME, ALSO. 131 00:06:59,157 --> 00:07:01,856 AND I'M THE GRASSES AND THE SKY. 132 00:07:01,986 --> 00:07:03,379 I'M-- I'M ALL OF THESE THINGS, DAVID. I'M HELPING YOU OUT. 133 00:07:03,510 --> 00:07:05,381 YOU'LL WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP. 134 00:07:05,512 --> 00:07:06,730 AND I WILL HELP YOU, RUDY. 135 00:07:06,861 --> 00:07:08,428 LET'S DO IT. 136 00:07:09,994 --> 00:07:12,867 YEAH, SO, WAIT. YOU WANT-- WHAT'RE YOU SAYING? 137 00:07:12,997 --> 00:07:15,478 WE ARE GOING TO GO ON YOUR HONEYMOON TOGETHER. 138 00:07:17,088 --> 00:07:19,700 -NO, NO. -NO, THIS IS GREAT, DAVID. 139 00:07:19,830 --> 00:07:21,615 -AWFUL. -NO, WE'RE DOING THIS. 140 00:07:21,745 --> 00:07:24,705 RUDY! RUDY! RUDY! 141 00:07:24,835 --> 00:07:26,010 [WEAKLY] RUDY. 142 00:07:26,141 --> 00:07:29,666 [TOGETHER] RUDY. RUDY. RUDY. 143 00:07:29,797 --> 00:07:30,928 -WHAT? -RUDY. 144 00:07:31,059 --> 00:07:32,452 -RUDY. -RUDY. 145 00:07:34,497 --> 00:07:37,457 [MUSIC PLAYING] 146 00:07:51,949 --> 00:07:53,690 [FLULA] OKAY, DAVID. SO THIS IS MY FIRST HONEYMOON. 147 00:07:53,821 --> 00:07:55,039 TELL ME, WHAT WILL WE DO? 148 00:07:55,170 --> 00:07:56,693 [DAVID] WELL, IT'S GONNA BE 149 00:07:56,824 --> 00:07:58,695 SEVEN DAYS, SEVEN NIGHTS, 150 00:07:58,826 --> 00:08:00,088 HIKE THROUGH THE WILDERNESS, 151 00:08:00,218 --> 00:08:02,264 GORGEOUS VISTAS, RUGGED OVERLOOKS. 152 00:08:02,394 --> 00:08:03,787 [FLULA] THAT SOUNDS AMAZING, DAVID. 153 00:08:03,918 --> 00:08:06,703 [DAVID] AND ON THE LAST DAY, THERE'S A SPECIAL TREAT. 154 00:08:06,834 --> 00:08:08,836 ONE NIGHT IN THE BIG PINEY 155 00:08:08,966 --> 00:08:10,707 WILDERNESS LODGE. 156 00:08:10,838 --> 00:08:12,709 OOH, SOUNDS VERY ROMANTIC. 157 00:08:14,058 --> 00:08:15,843 YEAH, THAT'S... 158 00:08:15,973 --> 00:08:17,758 KINDA THE WEIRD THING ABOUT THIS. 159 00:08:17,888 --> 00:08:18,846 HOW MANY BEDS? 160 00:08:18,976 --> 00:08:20,630 [DAVID] ONE BED. 161 00:08:20,761 --> 00:08:23,111 BUT I'M SURE THEY WILL BRING A COT IN OR SOMETHING. 162 00:08:23,241 --> 00:08:24,416 UH! GOT YOU! 163 00:08:24,547 --> 00:08:26,810 OKAY, SO WE WILL "COT" THE BED IN HALF 164 00:08:26,941 --> 00:08:29,247 -TO MAKE TWO BEDS? -NO-- GOD, NO, NO! 165 00:08:29,378 --> 00:08:32,381 A COT IS LIKE A SMALLER BED 166 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:34,905 THAT THEY CAN LEND US IN ADDITION TO THE ONE BED. 167 00:08:35,036 --> 00:08:36,820 SO WE'LL HAVE THREE BEDS? 168 00:08:36,951 --> 00:08:38,561 FAIR ENOUGH. 169 00:08:38,692 --> 00:08:42,739 ♪ WON'T YOU COME BACK HERE AGAIN? ♪ 170 00:08:42,870 --> 00:08:46,961 ♪ I'M THE COUNTRY GENTLEMEN ♪ 171 00:08:47,091 --> 00:08:50,747 ♪ DON'T COUNT YOUR BATTLES JUST FAMILY AND FRIENDS ♪ 172 00:08:50,878 --> 00:08:55,709 ♪ I'M THE COUNTRY GENTLEMEN ♪ 173 00:08:55,839 --> 00:08:56,623 [FLULA] DAVID, I'VE HEARD THERE ARE MAGICAL CREATURES 174 00:08:56,753 --> 00:08:58,625 -IN THIS FOREST? -NO, THERE ARE NOT. 175 00:08:58,755 --> 00:09:01,802 YEAH, LIKE YETIS AND LEPRECHAUNS, WEREWOLVES. 176 00:09:01,932 --> 00:09:04,065 THE SASQUATCH. 177 00:09:04,195 --> 00:09:05,980 [DAVID] OKAY, I'LL TELL YOU RIGHT NOW THAT DOES NOT EXIST. 178 00:09:06,110 --> 00:09:08,025 I'VE SEEN PHOTOS OF SASQUATCH. 179 00:09:08,156 --> 00:09:10,550 WELL, I'VE SEEN PHOTOS OF GODZILLA. 180 00:09:12,203 --> 00:09:13,814 HAVE YOU SEEN "DIE HARD 2"? 181 00:09:13,944 --> 00:09:15,816 I HAVE NOT SEEN "DIE HARD 2." 182 00:09:15,946 --> 00:09:18,688 SO MAYBE THE FILM DOESN'T EXIST. 183 00:09:18,819 --> 00:09:19,733 YEAH. 184 00:09:28,176 --> 00:09:29,917 ♪ WHEN A FRIEND AND ANOTHER FRIEND ♪ 185 00:09:30,047 --> 00:09:31,571 ♪ ARE GOING THROUGH THE FOREST♪ 186 00:09:31,701 --> 00:09:33,877 ♪ FOR SOME ADVENTURING TIMES ♪ 187 00:09:34,008 --> 00:09:35,052 ♪ WHAT WILL THEY SEE? 188 00:09:35,183 --> 00:09:36,314 -♪ NOBODY KNOWS -[PHONE BUZZING] 189 00:09:36,445 --> 00:09:37,185 -WAIT, WAIT. -♪ THEY WILL JUST GO-- 190 00:09:37,315 --> 00:09:40,057 SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH. HELLO? 191 00:09:40,188 --> 00:09:43,887 SHUT UP. YOU'RE KIDDING ME. 192 00:09:44,018 --> 00:09:45,889 YOU KNOW, I WILL HAVE MY PHONE ON ME ALL WEEK. 193 00:09:46,020 --> 00:09:47,935 I'M REACHABLE. OKAY, BYE. 194 00:09:48,065 --> 00:09:49,806 WOO HOO HOO! THAT WAS MY AGENT. 195 00:09:49,937 --> 00:09:51,895 -YEAH? -OKAY, I WENT IN 196 00:09:52,026 --> 00:09:53,680 FOR THIS LEWIS AND CLARK BIO PIC FOR WILLIAM CLARK. 197 00:09:53,810 --> 00:09:56,160 THEY REALLY LIKE ME, AND I'M GONNA FIND OUT 198 00:09:56,291 --> 00:09:58,772 -IN THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS. -OH, DAVID, I'M SO HAPPY. 199 00:10:01,296 --> 00:10:03,951 YOU-- YOU THINK I'LL GET RECEPTION, RIGHT? 200 00:10:04,081 --> 00:10:05,779 -OH, IN THE FOREST? -YEAH. 201 00:10:05,909 --> 00:10:06,954 N-NO. NO, NO. 202 00:10:08,738 --> 00:10:10,740 WE'RE IN THE BOONIE-DOCKS RIGHT NOW. 203 00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:19,183 -YOU READY? -YEAH. 204 00:10:19,314 --> 00:10:21,098 I ENTERED US IN THE REGISTRY, DAVID. 205 00:10:21,229 --> 00:10:23,884 THIS WAY, IF A SASQUATCH OR SOMETHING EATS US, 206 00:10:24,014 --> 00:10:25,712 OUR PARENTS WILL FIND OUR LIMBS OKAY. 207 00:10:25,842 --> 00:10:28,192 [DAVID CLEARS THROAT] THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 208 00:10:28,323 --> 00:10:30,586 -HAHA! LET'S DO THIS! -[FLULA] OH, YEAH. 209 00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:32,806 BOUND IT, DAVID. BOUND IT. 210 00:10:32,936 --> 00:10:35,635 [MUSIC PLAYING] 211 00:10:38,246 --> 00:10:39,508 [DAVID] HO-HOO! 212 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:40,596 -ARE YOU LOOKING AT THIS, FLULA? -I SEE IT, DAVID. 213 00:10:40,727 --> 00:10:42,598 -WHAT DID I TELL YOU? -I LOVE IT. 214 00:10:42,729 --> 00:10:45,079 EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED. 215 00:10:45,209 --> 00:10:48,125 THIS IS MY THERAPY. MY ANTIDEPRESSANT. 216 00:10:48,256 --> 00:10:49,736 [FLULA] SUCK IT IN, DAVID, SUCK IT IN. 217 00:10:49,866 --> 00:10:51,259 [DAVID] WHAT DOES IT BRING TO MIND FOR YOU? 218 00:10:51,389 --> 00:10:54,088 IT'S LIKE HEAVEN, BUT WITH REAL TREES. 219 00:10:54,218 --> 00:10:56,090 [DAVID] THIS IS THE GREATEST THING. 220 00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:10,582 [DAVID NARRATING] "THE WOODED COUNTRY, 221 00:11:10,713 --> 00:11:13,063 THROUGH WHICH WE NOW PASS 222 00:11:13,194 --> 00:11:15,587 IS THE MOST RUGGED AND MOST BEAUTIFUL 223 00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:16,676 I HAVE EVER SEEN. 224 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:22,420 BUT THIS BEAUTY BELIES SURELY BELIES SOME UNKNOWN DANGER. 225 00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:23,987 I AM NO COWARD, BUT I FEAR 226 00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:27,948 THAT NOT ALL WILL MAKE IT ACROSS THE CONTINENT. 227 00:11:28,078 --> 00:11:30,559 BUT FOR NOW, ALL ARE IN GOOD SPIRITS. 228 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:33,867 NOT A WHISPER OF DISCONTENT CAN BE HEARD AMONG THE MEN. 229 00:11:33,997 --> 00:11:35,695 WE ACT IN UNISON 230 00:11:35,825 --> 00:11:37,044 WITH THE MOST PERFECT HARMONY." 231 00:11:37,174 --> 00:11:39,960 [DAVID GROANS] 232 00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:42,223 [EXHALES] OKAY. 233 00:11:42,353 --> 00:11:44,181 [FLULA] DAVID, CAN WE INCREASE OUR PACE A BIT? 234 00:11:44,312 --> 00:11:45,835 [DAVID] OH, GOD. 235 00:11:45,966 --> 00:11:47,010 [SIGHS] 236 00:11:47,141 --> 00:11:48,969 HEY, DAVID, WE'RE SLOWING DOWN. 237 00:11:49,099 --> 00:11:50,753 -[GROANS] -MOVE THOSE TINY LEGS. 238 00:11:54,148 --> 00:11:55,715 GOOD GOD. 239 00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:59,849 WHOA. WHAT'S THE ALTITUDE HERE? 240 00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:03,723 [PANTING] 241 00:12:08,031 --> 00:12:09,946 WOW, THESE, UH-- 242 00:12:10,077 --> 00:12:10,947 THESE PACKS ARE HEAVY, HUH? 243 00:12:11,078 --> 00:12:13,820 -NO, NOT REALLY. -PRETTY LIGHT. 244 00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:17,258 -ARE YOU OKAY? -YEAH, I JUST, UH-- [SPITS] 245 00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:20,130 THINK THAT MORNING BOTTLE OF ROSEÉ IS CATCHING UP TO ME. 246 00:12:20,261 --> 00:12:22,089 -THAT WAS A BAD IDEA. -[EXHALES] 247 00:12:22,219 --> 00:12:24,134 LET'S SWEAT IT OUT. COME. 248 00:12:24,265 --> 00:12:26,310 JUST PUSH OUT THAT ROSEÉ, 249 00:12:26,441 --> 00:12:29,139 PUSH IT OUT YOUR PORES, DAVID. 250 00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:30,924 -DAVID? -OH, MY GOD. 251 00:12:31,054 --> 00:12:32,969 [MUSIC PLAYING] 252 00:13:11,007 --> 00:13:12,356 -OH, MY GOD. -DON'T LET THE TRAIL HIKE YOU. 253 00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:14,010 YOU MUST HIKE THE TRAIL, DAVID. 254 00:13:14,141 --> 00:13:15,229 COME. 255 00:13:15,359 --> 00:13:17,013 HAHA-HAH! 256 00:13:17,144 --> 00:13:18,188 YEAH! 257 00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:22,889 [SPEAKS GERMAN] 258 00:13:25,152 --> 00:13:26,544 FEEL IT IN YOUR LUNGS, DAVID. 259 00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:30,026 [GROANS] MY LEGS ARE TINGLING. 260 00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:32,202 [INHALES, EXHALES DEEPLY] 261 00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:35,815 OH, NATURE. YOU'RE SO REFRESHING. 262 00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:37,033 YOU'RE LIKE AN ARNOLD PALMER. 263 00:13:37,164 --> 00:13:39,427 [INHALES, EXHALES] YOU'RE LIKE A CIGARETTE. 264 00:13:39,557 --> 00:13:42,996 BUT NOT FILLED WITH NICOTINE, YOU'RE FILLED WITH... 265 00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:44,998 NATURE. WOO AHH! 266 00:13:45,128 --> 00:13:46,826 I CAN'T FEEL MY BUTT. 267 00:13:48,131 --> 00:13:50,177 [GROANS] AH HAHA HAH! 268 00:13:50,307 --> 00:13:52,962 [INHALES] NATURE, I SUCK YOU IN. 269 00:13:53,093 --> 00:13:55,051 [ROARING] 270 00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:03,625 OH, MY GOD. 271 00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:32,262 [WIND WHISTLING] 272 00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:34,395 [DAVID] I CAN'T FEEL MY TOES, WHICH I UNDERSTAND, 273 00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:37,659 BUT I CAN'T FEEL MY FINGERS, WHICH SCARES ME. 274 00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:42,664 HOW FAR DID WE WALK TODAY, DAVID? 275 00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:49,323 WE WALKED TWO POINT-- 276 00:14:51,455 --> 00:14:54,241 JUST TWO MILES. 277 00:14:54,371 --> 00:14:57,331 HOW MANY MORE MILES REMAIN? 278 00:14:57,461 --> 00:14:58,941 84. 279 00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:05,382 [FLULA] I THINK WE NEED TO WALK FASTER. 280 00:15:05,513 --> 00:15:09,169 [MUSIC PLAYING] 281 00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:01,743 [FLULA COUNTING IN GERMAN] 282 00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:12,449 YEAH, OKAY. 283 00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:14,277 ALL RIGHT, DAVID. 284 00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:15,975 WE ARE READY FOR A HIKE. 285 00:16:19,369 --> 00:16:21,981 OH, DAVID, DO YOU KNOW HOW LIKE, WHEN-- 286 00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:23,504 WHEN SMALL THINGS YOU CARRY THEM, 287 00:16:23,634 --> 00:16:26,028 THEY HELP YOU MOVE FASTER MORE NIMBLE LIKE A LEOPARD? 288 00:16:26,159 --> 00:16:27,551 LET ME SHOW YOU A TRICK FROM MY FATHER 289 00:16:27,682 --> 00:16:30,163 I LEARNED ON A VOLKSMARCH. 290 00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:31,338 -HERE. -OKAY. 291 00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:34,384 YEAH, HERE WE GO. 292 00:16:34,515 --> 00:16:36,604 -[SNAP] -UGH. YEAH. SIEST DU? 293 00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:38,475 YOU'VE BEHEADED MY TOOTHBRUSH. 294 00:16:38,606 --> 00:16:41,391 NOW IT'S SIX GRAMS LIGHTER, APPROXIMATE. 295 00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:43,263 WHAT DO I DO WITH THE OTHER 95 PERCENT OF IT? 296 00:16:43,393 --> 00:16:46,266 OH, YOU WILL CARRY THAT IN YOUR POCKET UNTIL WE FIND A TRASHCAN. 297 00:16:46,396 --> 00:16:47,354 -YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S, UH... -EXCELLENT. 298 00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:50,052 THEN YOU WILL MOVE FASTER, YES? 299 00:16:50,183 --> 00:16:52,533 GOING ON A HIKE WITH MY FRIEND DAVID. 300 00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:54,578 WHO IS RIGHT BEHIND ME FOR SURE. 301 00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:56,624 OH, LOOK, I FOUND-- I FOUND A PYRAMID 302 00:16:56,754 --> 00:16:58,495 -OR SOMETHING INTERESTING. -OKAY, WAIT UP. 303 00:16:58,626 --> 00:17:00,454 YOU SHOULD SEE IT. IT'S DISAPPEARING QUICK. 304 00:17:00,584 --> 00:17:02,021 [LAUGHS] 305 00:17:06,547 --> 00:17:09,506 [WHISPERING] THERE'S SO MANY GREAT SOUNDS HERE, DAVID. 306 00:17:09,637 --> 00:17:11,595 [DAVID NARRATING] "ONE OF OUR GREAT TASKS 307 00:17:11,726 --> 00:17:13,032 IS TO RECORD NATIVE SPECIMENS 308 00:17:13,162 --> 00:17:16,035 IN THIS NEW PART OF THE CONTINENT." 309 00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:19,647 [FLULA] NOTE, RECORD LEAF SLAPS. 310 00:17:19,777 --> 00:17:22,606 [DAVID NARRATING] "MERIWETHER HAS TAKEN A KEEN INTEREST IN THIS. 311 00:17:22,737 --> 00:17:26,567 EVEN EMPLOYING A SPECIAL APPARATUS IN THESE PURSUITS." 312 00:17:26,697 --> 00:17:30,527 [WHISPERING] IT'S PHOTOSYNTHESIZING. RIGHT NOW. 313 00:17:30,658 --> 00:17:32,268 [DAVID NARRATING] "I TOO HAVE JOINED MERIWETHER IN THIS ENDEAVOR." 314 00:17:32,399 --> 00:17:34,183 -IT'S GROSS. -AH. 315 00:17:34,314 --> 00:17:36,751 RECORD MORE PHOTOSYNTHESIS FOR MY SYNTHESIZER. 316 00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:39,275 [DAVID NARRATING] "AND I AM EAGER TO ASSIST IN THE PROCESS." 317 00:17:39,406 --> 00:17:40,450 WHAT'RE YOU DOING, MAN? 318 00:17:40,581 --> 00:17:42,191 I'M RECORDING SOUNDS FOR THIS SONG. 319 00:17:42,322 --> 00:17:43,584 WHAT SONG? 320 00:17:43,714 --> 00:17:46,369 IT'S THE GREATEST SONG THAT I'VE EVER WRITTEN. 321 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,067 UH, I SEE IT HAS NOT BEEN WRITTEN YET. 322 00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:49,851 WELL, THAT'S WHAT'S NOW IS FOR. 323 00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:54,638 WAIT, STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP. 324 00:17:54,769 --> 00:17:56,379 -DO THAT AGAIN. NO. -WHAT? 325 00:17:56,510 --> 00:17:58,381 -BACK, BACK. -WHAT? 326 00:17:58,512 --> 00:18:00,340 LIKE, SHH, LIKE THIS, JUST GO LIKE THIS. 327 00:18:00,470 --> 00:18:02,168 -WHY DON'T YOU JUST DO IT? -YOU DO IT. 328 00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:05,606 AGAIN. MORE. 329 00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:07,129 -WHAT IS HAPPENING? -SHH! 330 00:18:08,522 --> 00:18:10,306 [DAVID NARRATING] "THOUGH HIS METHODOLOGY 331 00:18:10,437 --> 00:18:11,002 IS SOMETIMES PERPLEXING"... 332 00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:13,222 [HISSING, BLOWING] 333 00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:18,619 [ECHOING] "WIND TREE BLOW." RECORD TOMORROW. 334 00:18:18,749 --> 00:18:21,665 [DAVID NARRATING] "I HAVE NO DOUBT THAT THE PRESIDENT 335 00:18:21,796 --> 00:18:25,060 -AND FUTURE GENERATIONS OF SCHOLARS"... -OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 336 00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:27,280 [DAVID NARRATING] ..."WILL BE MUCH DELIGHTED WITH OUR NEW DISCOVERIES." 337 00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:30,457 [WATER RUSHING] 338 00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:33,286 -THIS IS PERFECT C-MINOR. -MM. 339 00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:34,287 -YOU KNOW? -YEAH. 340 00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:36,332 I PEE IN THE KEY OF C-MINOR. 341 00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:37,551 YOU DO? 342 00:18:37,681 --> 00:18:40,293 IN A STANDARD TOILET, OR COURSE. 343 00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:42,295 WE'LL RECORD THAT LATER. 344 00:18:42,425 --> 00:18:44,340 [MUSIC PLAYING] 345 00:19:12,455 --> 00:19:14,153 [WATER RUSHING] 346 00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:30,560 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 347 00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:36,218 CAN YOU PASS ME THE GORP? 348 00:19:37,785 --> 00:19:40,135 -SORRY, WHAT? -THE GORP. 349 00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:41,484 -THE GORP? -THE GORP. 350 00:19:41,615 --> 00:19:42,224 -GORP? -THE GORP. 351 00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:43,965 -THE GORP? -GORP. 352 00:19:44,095 --> 00:19:46,489 -WHAT'S THIS? -IT STANDS FOR, UM... 353 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,754 IT'S... 354 00:19:50,885 --> 00:19:52,408 CAN I HAVE THE TRAIL MIX? 355 00:19:52,539 --> 00:19:54,367 -OH, YEAH, SURE. -THANK YOU. 356 00:19:54,497 --> 00:19:55,542 THAT WAS RIGHT THERE. 357 00:19:58,501 --> 00:20:01,591 YOU KNOW, FLULA, 358 00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:03,506 LEWIS AND CLARK HIKED THROUGH HERE OVER 200 YEARS AGO. 359 00:20:03,637 --> 00:20:06,683 COULDA... SLEPT RIGHT HERE. 360 00:20:06,814 --> 00:20:10,774 THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD RESEARCH IF I GET THE PART. 361 00:20:10,905 --> 00:20:13,342 [WHISPERING] DO YOU THINK LEWIS URINATED ON THAT TREE? 362 00:20:13,473 --> 00:20:14,387 THAT TREE? 363 00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:16,345 -MM-HMM. -NO. 364 00:20:16,476 --> 00:20:18,521 BUT IF THEY CAMPED HERE, YOU KNOW, TO LEAVE THE TENT 365 00:20:18,652 --> 00:20:19,479 -AND THEN-- -ALLOW ME FOR A SECOND. 366 00:20:19,609 --> 00:20:21,655 CLARK HAD A SLAVE NAMED YORK 367 00:20:21,785 --> 00:20:23,657 WHO DID THE ENTIRE JOURNEY WITH THEM. 368 00:20:23,787 --> 00:20:27,661 YORK ACTUALLY SAVED MERIWEATHER LEWIS FROM A GRISSLY ATTACK, 369 00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:30,664 HE WAS REVERED AS A BRAVE AND-- AND GIANT OF A MAN 370 00:20:30,794 --> 00:20:33,319 BY THE LOCAL INDIAN TRIBES. 371 00:20:33,449 --> 00:20:35,886 AT THE END OF THE JOURNEY, CLARK WHIPPED YORK 372 00:20:36,017 --> 00:20:39,150 FOR NOT WANTING TO GO BACK AS A SLAVE. 373 00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:41,805 -WHAT? -AWFUL. 374 00:20:41,936 --> 00:20:43,329 -THAT'S TERRIBLE. -YEAH, IT'S DEPRESSING PART OF THE SCRIPT, 375 00:20:43,459 --> 00:20:45,679 AND I'M TRYING TO HAVE THEM TWEAK THE ENDING. 376 00:20:45,809 --> 00:20:47,724 I HAVE AN IDEA. DOING SOME WORK ON CLARK, CLARK WOULDN'T SAY THAT. 377 00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:49,596 CLARK WOULD SAY SOMETHING LIKE, UH, I LOVE YOU. 378 00:20:51,815 --> 00:20:54,470 YOU DID IT WITH US. I SET YOU FREE. 379 00:20:54,601 --> 00:20:56,516 -GO HAVE A LIFE. -GO, BE FREE. 380 00:20:56,646 --> 00:20:58,039 THAT'S MY TAKE. JUST GO. 381 00:20:58,169 --> 00:21:00,868 -I LIKE THAT, DAVID. -THANK YOU. 382 00:21:00,998 --> 00:21:03,653 -DO YOU KNOW ANOTHER THING I LIKE? -WHAT'S THAT? 383 00:21:03,784 --> 00:21:05,176 FAST LUNCHES AND HARD HIKES. 384 00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:06,656 OH, YOU'RE DONE. 385 00:21:06,787 --> 00:21:09,572 DAVID, I'M FIGHTING TIME. 386 00:21:09,703 --> 00:21:12,183 IN 60 YEARS, I'LL BE DUST AND MOLECULES. 387 00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:13,663 -[GRUNTS] -WOW. 388 00:21:13,794 --> 00:21:15,535 SO, SUCK IT, TIME. 389 00:21:15,665 --> 00:21:16,840 I'M GONNA HIKE ON YOUR FACE. RIGHT? 390 00:21:16,971 --> 00:21:19,582 I'LL TAKE MY BREAK WHEN WE HIKE. 391 00:21:19,713 --> 00:21:22,846 THE YOUNG BIRD GETS, UH-- GETS ALL THE WORMS. 392 00:21:22,977 --> 00:21:25,284 MEANS A TARDY BIRD JUST-- UGH, 393 00:21:25,414 --> 00:21:27,416 EATS GRAVEL OR, YOU KNOW, 394 00:21:27,547 --> 00:21:29,592 SAND. 395 00:21:29,723 --> 00:21:32,552 OTHER WORMS THAT ARE DEAD AND SMELL BAD. 396 00:21:32,682 --> 00:21:33,379 [GRUNTS] 397 00:21:35,598 --> 00:21:36,425 COME ON, DAVID! 398 00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:42,301 [WATER RUSHING] 399 00:21:57,881 --> 00:22:00,275 [WHISPERS] LOOK, DAVID, A HUMAN. 400 00:22:00,406 --> 00:22:02,669 -HEY, THERE! -UH! JEEZ. 401 00:22:02,799 --> 00:22:04,845 [LAUGHS] GOD! JEEZ! 402 00:22:04,975 --> 00:22:07,630 YOU GUYS JUST SCARED ME SO MUCH. 403 00:22:07,761 --> 00:22:09,763 I HAVEN'T SEEN SOMEBODY IN A LONG TIME. 404 00:22:09,893 --> 00:22:11,330 HEY, WHAT'RE YOU GUYS DOING OUT HERE? 405 00:22:11,460 --> 00:22:13,767 -OH, WE ARE ON A HONEYMOON. -OH. 406 00:22:13,897 --> 00:22:15,638 THAT'S AWESOME! CONGRATULATIONS. 407 00:22:15,769 --> 00:22:17,640 WE'RE-- HE-- WE'RE ON MY HONEYMOON. 408 00:22:17,771 --> 00:22:19,729 HE'S COMING ALONG WITH ME ON MY HONEYMOON, SO... 409 00:22:19,860 --> 00:22:22,776 -HAVE A WONDERFUL LIFE TOGETHER. -LET'S BE CLEAR-- FRIENDS. 410 00:22:22,906 --> 00:22:24,343 -WE ARE HONEY-BUDDIES. -YOU GUYS ARE GONNA MAKE A BEAUTIFUL FAMILY. 411 00:22:24,473 --> 00:22:25,561 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE KIDS, RIGHT? 412 00:22:25,692 --> 00:22:26,736 -YES. -AWESOME. 413 00:22:26,867 --> 00:22:28,782 -WITH OTHER PEOPLE. -MAZEL TOV. 414 00:22:28,912 --> 00:22:30,610 -[CLEARS THROAT] -THANK YOU. 415 00:22:30,740 --> 00:22:31,785 I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU GUYS. 416 00:22:31,915 --> 00:22:34,265 SERIOUSLY. 417 00:22:34,396 --> 00:22:35,876 DID YOU HEAR THAT? 418 00:22:36,006 --> 00:22:37,791 [WHISPERING] WHAT IS IT? 419 00:22:40,663 --> 00:22:42,361 I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING. 420 00:22:44,014 --> 00:22:45,451 WHAT'RE YOU HEARING? 421 00:22:47,975 --> 00:22:50,020 IT'S GONE. [CHUCKLES] 422 00:22:50,151 --> 00:22:52,588 IS IT SASQUATCH? 423 00:22:52,719 --> 00:22:54,677 -AH... -IS IT A MINOTAUR? 424 00:22:54,808 --> 00:22:56,679 -UM... -IT'S A YETI. 425 00:22:58,725 --> 00:23:01,858 WE HAVE TWO IN GERMANY. 426 00:23:01,989 --> 00:23:04,774 WELL, UM, NOT-- NOT TO FREAK YOU GUYS OUT OR ANYTHING, 427 00:23:04,905 --> 00:23:07,647 BUT ENJOY YOUR TIME TOGETHER. 428 00:23:07,777 --> 00:23:10,301 -OKAY. -'CAUSE THERE'S THESE, UM-- 429 00:23:10,432 --> 00:23:11,694 THERE'S WOLVES. 430 00:23:11,825 --> 00:23:13,783 [WOOSHES] 431 00:23:15,959 --> 00:23:17,178 WAS THAT A WOLF? 432 00:23:19,659 --> 00:23:21,835 YEAH. THEY'RE GOVERNMENT EXPERIMENT WOLVES. 433 00:23:21,965 --> 00:23:25,012 YEAH, THEY'RE PUMPED WITH GMOS, 434 00:23:25,142 --> 00:23:27,754 AND THEY ARE MASSIVE, HUGE ANIMALS. 435 00:23:27,884 --> 00:23:30,887 THEY KILL FOR PLEASURE AND THEY'RE FANGS ARE HUGE. 436 00:23:31,018 --> 00:23:33,150 AND THEY LEAVE THEY'RE KILL SO THAT YOU SEE IT, 437 00:23:33,281 --> 00:23:37,546 SO THAT YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE ONE THAT IS BEING HUNTED. 438 00:23:37,677 --> 00:23:41,594 THEY'VE GOT THESE HUGE GIANT VELOCIRAPTOR CLAWS. 439 00:23:41,724 --> 00:23:42,551 -[HISSES] -[SHIVERS] 440 00:23:44,814 --> 00:23:46,599 [INHALES, EXHALES] 441 00:23:46,729 --> 00:23:48,383 BUT, LISTEN. 442 00:23:48,514 --> 00:23:49,776 HAVE A GREAT HONEYMOON, 443 00:23:49,906 --> 00:23:51,734 ENJOY YOUR TIME TOGETHER. 444 00:23:51,865 --> 00:23:54,607 JUST BE COOL, OKAY? 445 00:23:54,737 --> 00:23:56,652 DON'T SWEAT... 446 00:23:56,783 --> 00:23:58,828 BECAUSE THEY SMELL THE SWEAT. 447 00:23:58,959 --> 00:24:00,830 AND, UM, LISTEN, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A-- A-- 448 00:24:00,961 --> 00:24:04,399 A HONEYMOON PRESENT BECAUSE I LIKE YOU GUYS. 449 00:24:04,530 --> 00:24:05,966 THEY'RE REALLY GOOD. 450 00:24:06,096 --> 00:24:07,750 [SNIFFS] I GREW 'EM MYSELF. 451 00:24:07,881 --> 00:24:09,970 I'M TAKING THIS LITTLE FAMILY WITH ME 452 00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:11,972 BECAUSE I WATCHED THEM GROW. 453 00:24:12,102 --> 00:24:16,716 THERE'S NORBERTO AND REGINA. 454 00:24:16,846 --> 00:24:20,067 AND, UH, RAUL, AND SEBASTIAN-- 455 00:24:20,197 --> 00:24:22,722 HE'S THE YOUNGEST ONE OF THE FAMILY. 456 00:24:22,852 --> 00:24:25,899 AND THEY ARE-- MM. 457 00:24:26,029 --> 00:24:28,902 SO, LISTEN. 458 00:24:29,032 --> 00:24:30,773 ENJOY YOUR HONEYMOON. ENJOY THE HIKE. 459 00:24:30,904 --> 00:24:32,906 ENJOY MOTHER NATURE. 460 00:24:36,953 --> 00:24:39,869 HEY, WAIT A SECOND. 461 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,698 "LITTLE GENIUS." JESUS CHRIST, THAT'S IT. 462 00:24:42,829 --> 00:24:44,047 WITH THE LITTLE ROBOT GUY. 463 00:24:44,178 --> 00:24:45,527 THAT WAS MY FAVORITE PART. 464 00:24:45,658 --> 00:24:47,877 [AS LITTLE GENIUS] "DOES NOT COMPUTE." 465 00:24:48,008 --> 00:24:49,966 [TOGETHER] "DOES NOT COMPUTE. IT DOES NOT COMPUTE." 466 00:24:50,097 --> 00:24:52,839 -THAT WAS THE ROBOT'S LINE. -IT DOES NOT COMPUTE. 467 00:24:52,969 --> 00:24:54,144 I WAS THE BOY NEXT TO THE ROBOT. 468 00:24:54,275 --> 00:24:57,017 HE WAS THE MOST HUMAN PART OF THAT WHOLE SHOW. 469 00:24:57,147 --> 00:25:00,499 YEAH, EVERYBODY ELSE WAS MORE LIKE ROBOTS. 470 00:25:00,629 --> 00:25:02,283 THANKS FOR BEING PART OF MY LIFE. 471 00:25:05,025 --> 00:25:06,505 ALL RIGHT. 472 00:25:10,030 --> 00:25:11,901 THAT'S TERRIFYING ABOUT THE WOLVES, DAVID. 473 00:25:12,032 --> 00:25:13,294 OH, DON'T BELIEVE THE WOLVES. 474 00:25:33,053 --> 00:25:36,143 DAVID, I HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT YOUR MOVIE. 475 00:25:36,273 --> 00:25:38,798 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU WERE SAYING EARLIER 476 00:25:38,928 --> 00:25:40,800 ABOUT SUPERMAN OWNING A SLAVE. 477 00:25:40,930 --> 00:25:42,845 -WHAT? -WELL, 478 00:25:42,976 --> 00:25:45,544 WE HAVE LEWIS AND CLARK-- LEWIS LOVES CLARK 479 00:25:45,674 --> 00:25:47,937 OF COURSE-- THEY'RE LOVERS, 480 00:25:48,068 --> 00:25:49,852 CLARK IS ALWAYS IN THE PHONE BOOTH, 481 00:25:49,983 --> 00:25:52,725 AND THEN HE'S SUPERMAN, SO, WHY IS HE-- 482 00:25:52,855 --> 00:25:54,988 WHOA, WHOA, BACK UP. 483 00:25:55,118 --> 00:25:59,340 UM, LOIS AND CLARK KENT ARE FICTITIOUS CHARACTERS. 484 00:25:59,470 --> 00:26:01,908 LEWIS AND CLARK ARE ACTUAL EXPLORERS 485 00:26:02,038 --> 00:26:04,911 WHO EXPLORE THIS AREA. 486 00:26:05,041 --> 00:26:08,001 OKAY, I-- I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHO IS WHO, 487 00:26:08,131 --> 00:26:09,872 BUT I WANT TO GO ON THE RECORD AND TELL YOU 488 00:26:10,003 --> 00:26:11,787 THAT I AM AGAINST SLAVERY. 489 00:26:11,918 --> 00:26:13,049 SO... 490 00:26:13,180 --> 00:26:14,790 IF YOU GET THE ROLE, 491 00:26:14,921 --> 00:26:17,053 I MAY NOT GO TO THE PREMIERE. 492 00:26:17,184 --> 00:26:19,969 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START. 493 00:26:20,100 --> 00:26:21,797 HOW IS HE LIKE--? HE'S LIKE SUPER FAST. 494 00:26:21,928 --> 00:26:23,103 FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET, 495 00:26:23,233 --> 00:26:24,800 MORE POWER THAN A "LOCOMOTION." 496 00:26:24,931 --> 00:26:26,149 OH, YES, AND HE OWNS A SLAVE, 497 00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:28,891 'CAUSE HE CANNOT CARRY HIS KNAPSACK? 498 00:26:29,022 --> 00:26:30,719 THAT'S WRONG, SUPERMAN. 499 00:26:38,727 --> 00:26:41,034 [DAVID NARRATING] "MY DEAREST LOVE. 500 00:26:41,164 --> 00:26:45,168 I WRITE TO YOU FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CONTINENT 501 00:26:45,299 --> 00:26:48,650 WITH NO KNOWLEDGE OF WHEN OR IF 502 00:26:48,781 --> 00:26:49,956 YOU WILL EVER RECEIVE THESE WORDS." 503 00:26:52,785 --> 00:26:54,917 "I KNOW THAT WHEN WE LAST SAW EACH OTHER 504 00:26:55,048 --> 00:26:56,702 OUR HEARTS WERE HEAVY. 505 00:26:56,832 --> 00:26:58,834 AND I PRAY THIS FINDS YOU IN BETTER SPIRITS 506 00:26:58,965 --> 00:26:59,966 LIVING A LIFE FULFILLED. 507 00:27:04,971 --> 00:27:07,103 FOR ME, THIS NEW ENDEAVOR 508 00:27:07,234 --> 00:27:09,062 HAS BEEN A WORK OF STAGGERING DIFFICULTY 509 00:27:09,192 --> 00:27:12,021 AND, YET, THE REWARDS ARE MANY, 510 00:27:12,152 --> 00:27:13,762 AND WE MAKE GREAT PROGRESS. 511 00:27:16,025 --> 00:27:17,940 I AM LUCKY TO TRAVEL WITH A MAN 512 00:27:18,071 --> 00:27:20,856 SUCH AS MERIWETHER... 513 00:27:20,987 --> 00:27:22,162 UNIQUELY QUALIFIED 514 00:27:22,292 --> 00:27:23,816 TO LEAD THIS EXPEDITION. 515 00:27:42,312 --> 00:27:44,140 I WAS THINKING THIS MORNING 516 00:27:44,271 --> 00:27:46,099 OF THE DAYS WE FIRST MET IN KENTUCKY 517 00:27:46,229 --> 00:27:48,449 AND WHAT A JOYOUS TIME THAT WAS." 518 00:27:50,146 --> 00:27:52,758 -[GROANS] -UGH! 519 00:27:52,888 --> 00:27:55,151 -BRILLIANT. THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. -GREAT. 520 00:27:55,282 --> 00:27:56,065 -THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. -OH, GOOD. I FELT REALLY GOOD ABOUT IT. 521 00:27:56,196 --> 00:27:58,894 YOU FOOLED THE BIKER OVER THERE. 522 00:27:59,025 --> 00:28:00,243 -YES. -PLAY ACTING. 523 00:28:00,374 --> 00:28:02,071 SO WATCH ME DO THIS TO YOU. 524 00:28:02,202 --> 00:28:03,943 -OKAY. -OH, CRAIG. 525 00:28:04,073 --> 00:28:05,988 OH! HOW DID THAT-- YEAH? 526 00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:06,641 -OH-- BOOM! -OH! 527 00:28:06,772 --> 00:28:07,947 -OH! -HAH! 528 00:28:08,077 --> 00:28:10,123 AGAIN. DON'T DO THIS IN A STREET FIGHT. 529 00:28:10,253 --> 00:28:12,168 -OKAY. -'CAUSE YOU WON'T MAKE CONTACT. 530 00:28:12,299 --> 00:28:14,170 -BUT THIS ISN'T GOOD, RIGHT? -NO, IT'S JUST TERRIBLE. 531 00:28:14,301 --> 00:28:16,085 YOU DON'T WANT TO TELEGRAPH IT IN A STREET FIGHT. 532 00:28:16,216 --> 00:28:18,522 YOU WANT TO TELEGRAPH IT FOR THE AMERICAN VIEWER. 533 00:28:18,653 --> 00:28:20,960 -RIGHT. -YEAH, OR WHOEVER GETS IT ABROAD. 534 00:28:21,090 --> 00:28:24,050 YOU DON'T NEED THAT. YOU NEED-- BOOM! 535 00:28:24,180 --> 00:28:25,921 -OKAY, I'M GONNA DO ONE MORE, OKAY? -OKAY, GO FOR IT. 536 00:28:26,052 --> 00:28:27,314 -OW! -OH, MY GOD! 537 00:28:27,444 --> 00:28:30,012 -OH GOD, ARE YOU OKAY? -YEAH, YEAH, I'M FAKING. 538 00:28:30,143 --> 00:28:30,970 -OH, MY GOD. I'M SO SORRY. -WOW! 539 00:28:31,100 --> 00:28:32,798 -THAT'S OKAY. -I'M SO SORRY. 540 00:28:32,928 --> 00:28:35,104 YOU CAME SO CLOSE THAT YOU ACTUALLY HIT ME. 541 00:28:35,235 --> 00:28:36,584 -THAT'S HOW CLOSE YOU CAME. -YEAH, IT WAS PRETTY GOOD. 542 00:28:36,715 --> 00:28:38,978 -I REALLY FELT IT THAT TIME. -BY THE WAY, IT DOESN'T HURT. 543 00:28:39,108 --> 00:28:40,327 -OH, GOD. -IT'S FINE. IT'S FINE. 544 00:28:40,457 --> 00:28:41,981 MY EYES ARE ONLY WATERING 'CAUSE OF MY NOSE 545 00:28:42,111 --> 00:28:43,025 -IS REALLY SENSITIVE. -OH, RIGHT. 546 00:28:47,290 --> 00:28:49,728 [DAVID NARRATING] "I HOPE THAT SOMEDAY YOU WILL READ THIS LETTER. 547 00:28:49,858 --> 00:28:52,992 AND IF SOMEHOW I RETURN HOME AGAIN, 548 00:28:53,122 --> 00:28:54,994 THAT OUR EYES WILL MEET ONCE MORE. 549 00:28:58,040 --> 00:28:59,738 YOURS, WILLIAM CLARK." 550 00:29:00,826 --> 00:29:03,219 [FLULA] AH! DAVID! 551 00:29:03,350 --> 00:29:05,091 HELP, DAVID! I'M TRAPPED! 552 00:29:05,221 --> 00:29:08,007 AH! OH, DAVID! 553 00:29:08,137 --> 00:29:09,748 DAVID, HELP! 554 00:29:11,140 --> 00:29:12,881 HELP, DAVID! 555 00:29:15,188 --> 00:29:16,189 OH, GOD! 556 00:29:17,538 --> 00:29:20,149 DAVID! DAVID, HELP! 557 00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:21,760 -OH, MY GOD! -ROCK HIT ME! 558 00:29:21,890 --> 00:29:23,065 -OH, DAVID! -WHAT HAPPENED? 559 00:29:23,196 --> 00:29:26,808 THE ROCKS! THE ROCKS! I WAS RECORDING A TONE! 560 00:29:26,939 --> 00:29:28,941 OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! 561 00:29:29,071 --> 00:29:31,204 -[YELLING] -AH! 562 00:29:31,334 --> 00:29:33,162 DUDE, I'M GETTING NO SERVICE. WE CAN'T CALL OUT. 563 00:29:33,293 --> 00:29:35,077 -I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. -PRETEND I'M LIKE JAMES FRANCO. 564 00:29:35,208 --> 00:29:36,383 I'LL DO-- NO, NO, NO, NO! I CANNOT CUT YOU! 565 00:29:36,513 --> 00:29:37,863 -WE HAVE TO CUT IT, DAVID. -OH, NO, NO, NO... 566 00:29:37,993 --> 00:29:41,127 -NO, DAVID, YOU HAVE TO CUT IT. -I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS. 567 00:29:41,257 --> 00:29:43,782 -THIS IS MY HONEYMOON! -CUT IT, DAVID! I'M GONNA DIE! 568 00:29:43,912 --> 00:29:46,132 DAVID, YOU HAVE TO CUT IT. 569 00:29:46,262 --> 00:29:48,308 -TAKE IT. -OH, MY GOD. 570 00:29:48,438 --> 00:29:50,789 IF WE DON'T MAKE IT OUT, DAVID, SEND MY ARM TO MY DAD. 571 00:29:50,919 --> 00:29:52,573 MY FATHER WOULD LIKE MY ARM. 572 00:29:52,703 --> 00:29:56,098 -DON'T DO THE TENDONS. -ALL RIGHT. 573 00:29:56,229 --> 00:29:57,230 -THE TENDONS FIRST. -I NEED A COUNTDOWN. 574 00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:59,449 -THREE, TWO-- -NO, NO, BUT THEN WHAT? 575 00:29:59,580 --> 00:30:02,148 -WHAT? -DAVID! IF ANYBODY WOULD CUT MY ARM, 576 00:30:02,278 --> 00:30:04,324 I WOULD WANT IT TO BE YOU, DAVID. 577 00:30:04,454 --> 00:30:06,108 OH MAN, I'M SORRY, BUDDY. LET'S DO THIS, READY? 578 00:30:06,239 --> 00:30:07,327 -ONE... -TWO... 579 00:30:07,457 --> 00:30:10,939 -THREE! -[SCREAMS] 580 00:30:14,203 --> 00:30:16,162 -DAVID, A SNACK. -IS THAT KETCHUP? 581 00:30:16,292 --> 00:30:19,208 -DO YOU HAVE SOME FRIES? -[LAUGHS] 582 00:30:19,339 --> 00:30:21,428 -PERHAPS SOME HASH BROWNS. -THAT WAS REALLY ELABORATE. 583 00:30:21,558 --> 00:30:23,343 -DID I GET YOU? -YOU DID GET ME. 584 00:30:23,473 --> 00:30:27,129 THAT IS SO BIZARRE THAT YOU WOULD GO TO THAT LENGTH. 585 00:30:27,260 --> 00:30:29,131 -YOU ARE A SIX-YEAR-OLD-BOY. -MAYBE SEVEN. 586 00:30:29,262 --> 00:30:31,264 -IT'S GOING TO BE COMING. -I'M READY. 587 00:30:31,394 --> 00:30:33,135 THAT'S MY KNIFE, BY THE WAY. 588 00:30:33,266 --> 00:30:34,136 DO YOU HAVE A TOWEL? 589 00:30:45,452 --> 00:30:48,107 [TELEPHONE BUZZING] 590 00:30:53,329 --> 00:30:54,635 I GOT RECEPTION! 591 00:31:02,904 --> 00:31:04,427 RECEPTION'S GONE. 592 00:31:04,558 --> 00:31:06,255 DAVID! PUT DOWN YOUR PHONE, 593 00:31:06,386 --> 00:31:07,648 AND JOIN ME IN THESE WATERS. 594 00:31:11,652 --> 00:31:15,221 COME TAKE A FREEZING COLD BATH WITH ME, DAVID. YOU WILL LOVE IT. 595 00:31:15,351 --> 00:31:18,137 JUST IGNORE THE SHRINKAGE. 596 00:31:18,267 --> 00:31:20,052 DAVID, I HAVE GOOSE SKIN RIGHT NOW. 597 00:31:20,182 --> 00:31:22,010 IT FEELS SO GOOD. 598 00:31:23,490 --> 00:31:25,013 OH, HI, DUCKS. 599 00:31:30,236 --> 00:31:31,280 [DAVID] HOPIN' FOR A SIGNAL. 600 00:31:31,411 --> 00:31:33,282 I NEED TO KNOW IF I GOT THIS PART. 601 00:31:33,413 --> 00:31:35,241 [FLULA] COME, DAVID. 602 00:31:35,371 --> 00:31:37,504 INCREASE YOUR HIP-MOVING VELOCITY. LET'S GO. 603 00:31:37,634 --> 00:31:40,028 AND I HAVE TO TALK TO FRANKIE. 604 00:31:40,159 --> 00:31:42,944 OH, DAVID, STOP IT. FOCUS YOUR FACE ON THIS NATURE. 605 00:31:46,643 --> 00:31:50,212 [DAVID NARRATING] "IT SEEMS WE ARE NOW BEYOND REACH OF THE KNOWN WORLD. 606 00:31:50,343 --> 00:31:51,387 I THINK OF THOSE AT HOME WHO HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE 607 00:31:51,518 --> 00:31:53,172 OF OUR WELL BEING." 608 00:31:53,302 --> 00:31:55,217 NOTHING. 609 00:31:55,348 --> 00:31:56,697 [DAVID NARRATING] "IF WE ARE ALIVE OR DEAD." 610 00:32:18,632 --> 00:32:21,374 WHY DO YOU THINK FRANKIE CONTACTED ME? 611 00:32:21,504 --> 00:32:23,898 I MEAN, DO YOU THINK THAT SHE WANTS TO MOVE BACK IN WITH ME? 612 00:32:24,029 --> 00:32:26,335 I DON'T KNOW, DAVID. 613 00:32:26,466 --> 00:32:29,251 OKAY, ACCORDING TO THIS MAP, 614 00:32:29,382 --> 00:32:31,210 WE SHOULD GO ONTO THE OTHER SIDE OF THIS RIDGE, 615 00:32:31,340 --> 00:32:33,342 AND THERE COULD BE A TOWER OVER THERE. 616 00:32:33,473 --> 00:32:35,431 WE'RE SURROUNDED ONLY BY NATURE, DAVID. 617 00:32:35,562 --> 00:32:37,259 I DON'T THINK BEAVERS CAN BUILD CELL PHONE TOWERS. 618 00:32:37,390 --> 00:32:38,434 WELL, THE PHONE SAYS OTHERWISE. 619 00:32:38,565 --> 00:32:40,959 [WATER RUSHING] 620 00:32:50,664 --> 00:32:53,406 [GROANS] NOTHING STILL. 621 00:32:53,536 --> 00:32:56,017 DAVID, HERE. I'M SLIGHTLY TALLER. LET ME TRY. 622 00:32:58,324 --> 00:32:59,281 OKAY. 623 00:32:59,412 --> 00:33:02,328 [STRAINING] 624 00:33:02,458 --> 00:33:05,157 UH! A LITTLE HIGHER. 625 00:33:05,287 --> 00:33:06,462 YEP. HERE WE GO. 626 00:33:06,593 --> 00:33:09,465 ALL RIGHT, CELL TOWERS. SMELL THIS PHONE. 627 00:33:09,596 --> 00:33:11,206 -[SIGNAL CONNECTS] -HA! WE GOT IT! 628 00:33:11,337 --> 00:33:12,120 -WE GOT-- -AH! 629 00:33:12,251 --> 00:33:14,209 -OH, GOD! -[SPLASH] 630 00:33:14,340 --> 00:33:15,341 UGH! 631 00:33:17,647 --> 00:33:20,128 -OH, NO, NO! -OH, SCHEIsßE. 632 00:33:21,390 --> 00:33:24,045 [WATER RUSHING] 633 00:33:28,484 --> 00:33:30,312 YEAH, IT'S COMPLETELY FUCKED. 634 00:33:30,443 --> 00:33:32,401 I'M SORRY, DAVID. SCHEIsßE. 635 00:33:32,532 --> 00:33:34,447 HERE. GET YOUR PHONE OUT. 636 00:33:34,577 --> 00:33:36,101 I DIDN'T BRING IT. IT'S IN THE CAR. 637 00:33:36,231 --> 00:33:37,450 I-- I DIDN'T THINK WE WOULD HAVE SERVICE. 638 00:33:37,580 --> 00:33:39,582 [GROANS] 639 00:33:39,713 --> 00:33:42,411 -THE MAPS WERE IN THIS PHONE. -UH, NO, THAT'S OKAY. 640 00:33:42,542 --> 00:33:44,370 BEFORE IT BROKE, I CHECKED. 641 00:33:44,500 --> 00:33:46,285 WE HAVE TO GO TO LIKE A PLACE CALLED RED FOX. 642 00:33:46,415 --> 00:33:48,374 YEAH. 643 00:33:48,504 --> 00:33:50,376 WELL, DO YOU KNOW WHERE THAT IS? 644 00:33:50,506 --> 00:33:53,335 WE'LL FIND IT FOR SURE. 645 00:33:53,466 --> 00:33:56,338 HOW MANY RED FOXES ARE THERE, DAVID? RIGHT? 646 00:34:04,607 --> 00:34:06,522 UH, I THINK IT'S RED FOX HILLS. 647 00:34:06,653 --> 00:34:08,742 OH, YEAH, YEAH. WHY-- WHY-- WHY IS THAT? 648 00:34:08,872 --> 00:34:11,005 -IT'S IN MY GUTS. -UH, WE'RE GOING WITH YOUR GUTS NOW? 649 00:34:11,136 --> 00:34:13,051 THAT'S HOW WE'RE HIKING? 650 00:34:13,181 --> 00:34:16,489 WELL, WHAT WOULD LEWIS AND CLARK DO? 651 00:34:16,619 --> 00:34:18,969 THEY WOULD HAVE USED A NATIVE AMERICAN GUIDE 652 00:34:19,100 --> 00:34:21,407 OR A COMPASS. 653 00:34:21,537 --> 00:34:22,625 COMPASS? GREAT. LET'S USE THAT. 654 00:34:22,756 --> 00:34:25,541 OH, GOOD, YEAH. UH, THAT WAS ON MY PHONE. 655 00:34:25,672 --> 00:34:28,240 SO, DO YOU HAVE A GUIDE? 656 00:34:28,370 --> 00:34:29,328 I DON'T HAVE A GUIDE. 657 00:34:32,679 --> 00:34:34,507 -LET'S GO THAT WAY. -LET'S DO IT. 658 00:34:34,637 --> 00:34:36,204 IT'S PROBABLY ALL THE SAME. 659 00:34:47,433 --> 00:34:48,521 -COME ON, DAVID. -[GRUNTS] 660 00:34:52,351 --> 00:34:53,395 [DAVID NARRATING] "WHEN I FIRST VIEWED THESE MOUNTAINS, 661 00:34:53,526 --> 00:34:56,485 I FELT A SUDDEN PLEASURE. 662 00:34:56,616 --> 00:34:58,922 BUT NOW, AS I REFLECT ON THE DIFFICULTIES 663 00:34:59,053 --> 00:35:01,621 WHICH THIS SNOWY BARRIER THROWS IN OUR WAY, 664 00:35:01,751 --> 00:35:05,451 AND THE SUFFERINGS AND HARDSHIPS OF OUR PARTY, 665 00:35:05,581 --> 00:35:07,322 IT IN SOME MEASURE COUNTER BALANCES 666 00:35:07,453 --> 00:35:09,107 THOSE FOND MEMORIES." 667 00:35:13,285 --> 00:35:15,374 AND WHAT ARE YOUR GUTS TELLING YOU NOW? 668 00:35:15,504 --> 00:35:17,637 I DON'T KNOW. MY GPS IS DOWN, DAVID. 669 00:35:17,767 --> 00:35:19,639 OH, YOU HAVE A GPS? 670 00:35:19,769 --> 00:35:21,467 YEAH. MY GUTS POSITIONING SYSTEM. 671 00:35:21,597 --> 00:35:24,470 IT'S NOT WORKING BECAUSE I'M HUNGRY. 672 00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:26,211 I THINK IT NEEDS A SANDWICH. 673 00:35:26,341 --> 00:35:29,518 [DAVID NARRATING] "AFTER NARROWLY AVOIDING RUINESS INJURY"... 674 00:35:29,649 --> 00:35:31,346 [GRUNTS, SPITS] 675 00:35:31,477 --> 00:35:33,914 -COME, DAVID. -[GRUNTS] 676 00:35:34,044 --> 00:35:38,484 [DAVID NARRATING] ..."WE LOOK TO DESCENDING FROM THIS RETCHED MOUNTAIN 677 00:35:38,614 --> 00:35:40,921 WHICH WE HAVE NOW NAMED, 'WRETCHED MOUNTAIN.'" 678 00:35:43,663 --> 00:35:47,319 WELL, THIS WAS YOUR IDEA TO DO RED FOX HILLS. 679 00:35:47,449 --> 00:35:48,668 RED FOX IS AN IDIOT. 680 00:35:48,798 --> 00:35:51,149 WE CALL HILLS LIKE THIS IN GERMANY MOUNTAINS. 681 00:35:53,934 --> 00:35:56,502 [DAVID NARRATING] "BUT WE TAKE JOY IN KNOWING THAT TONIGHT 682 00:35:56,632 --> 00:35:59,635 WE SHALL BED AT THE LAST OUTPOST OF CIVILIZATION." 683 00:35:59,766 --> 00:36:03,161 [WIND WHISTLING] 684 00:36:07,469 --> 00:36:08,949 I CALLED MY AGENT. 685 00:36:09,079 --> 00:36:10,342 IT'S BETWEEN ME AND ONE OTHER GUY. 686 00:36:10,472 --> 00:36:11,560 OH, THAT'S GREAT. 687 00:36:13,867 --> 00:36:16,522 I CALLED FRANKIE. THERE WAS NO ANSWER. 688 00:36:16,652 --> 00:36:18,437 -OH. -BUT, 689 00:36:18,567 --> 00:36:20,178 I DID PICK UP ANOTHER MAP, 690 00:36:20,308 --> 00:36:22,484 AND YOU ARE NOT GOING TO TOUCH IT. 691 00:36:22,615 --> 00:36:24,443 I WILL TREAT IT LIKE A BABY IF I TOUCH IT. 692 00:36:24,573 --> 00:36:26,836 LISTEN, I MAILED THIS TWO WEEKS AGO. 693 00:36:26,967 --> 00:36:29,578 IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR ME AND FRANKIE, BUT 694 00:36:29,709 --> 00:36:31,798 -NOW IT'S FOR ME AND YOU. -OOH. 695 00:36:31,928 --> 00:36:33,278 CHAMPAGNE. 696 00:36:33,408 --> 00:36:36,237 -HEY, BUDDY. -OH, YEAH, OATMEAL-RAISIN MIX. 697 00:36:36,368 --> 00:36:37,717 -OH, CONDOMS. -WE DON'T NEED THOSE. 698 00:36:37,847 --> 00:36:40,110 -BUT WHO KNOW, DAVID? -THOSE WERE NOT MEANT FOR US. 699 00:36:40,241 --> 00:36:41,677 [FLULA GASPS] 700 00:36:41,808 --> 00:36:43,549 AND IT SEEMS AS THOUGH YOU SENT YOURSELF A PACKAGE. 701 00:36:43,679 --> 00:36:44,985 [GASPS] 702 00:36:50,904 --> 00:36:53,123 IT MEANS "HONEYBUDDIES," 703 00:36:53,254 --> 00:36:55,343 BUT IN GERMAN. 704 00:36:55,474 --> 00:36:56,562 [LAUGHS] 705 00:36:56,692 --> 00:36:59,434 OH, MY GOD. 706 00:36:59,565 --> 00:37:00,696 -IT'S FOR YOU. -THAT... 707 00:37:00,827 --> 00:37:02,611 IS A VERY ORANGE SHIRT. 708 00:37:02,742 --> 00:37:04,570 YEAH. 709 00:37:04,700 --> 00:37:06,267 I SELECTED THE COLOR FOR SAFETY. 710 00:37:06,398 --> 00:37:08,617 YOU KNOW, LIKE IF HUNTERS ARE LOOKING FOR ELKS OR REINDEERS, 711 00:37:08,748 --> 00:37:10,532 WHO ARE WE? 712 00:37:10,663 --> 00:37:12,230 [SCOFFS] HUMANS IN SHIRTS. 713 00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:13,274 [LAUGHS] THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 714 00:37:13,405 --> 00:37:15,885 LOOK ON THE LEFT. THAT'S YOU. 715 00:37:16,016 --> 00:37:17,670 -OH, SLIGHTLY SHORTER. -WELL, IT'S ACCURATE, YEAH. 716 00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:19,585 -OH, MAN, THANK YOU. -OH, GREAT. 717 00:37:19,715 --> 00:37:23,632 LOOK, OKAY. I GOTTA BE A GROWNUP. 718 00:37:23,763 --> 00:37:25,373 I'M GONNA PUT THE WHOLE PHONE INCIDENT 719 00:37:25,504 --> 00:37:26,592 BEHIND US. 720 00:37:26,722 --> 00:37:28,637 OKAY, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 721 00:37:28,768 --> 00:37:30,335 AND HONESTLY, IT'S KIND OF A BLESSING IN DISGUISE. 722 00:37:30,465 --> 00:37:32,424 I-- I'D RATHER NOT HAVE THE OUTSIDE WORLD 723 00:37:32,554 --> 00:37:34,513 ENCROACHING ON THIS. 724 00:37:34,643 --> 00:37:35,862 WELL, SORRY AGAIN ABOUT THAT. 725 00:37:35,992 --> 00:37:37,385 OH. 726 00:37:38,691 --> 00:37:41,563 THIS CHAMPAGNE'S NOT GONNA DRINK ITSELF. 727 00:37:41,694 --> 00:37:44,610 NO, WE ARE GONNA DO IT. 728 00:37:44,740 --> 00:37:45,393 THAT'S WHAT YOU MEANT, RIGHT? 729 00:37:45,524 --> 00:37:46,742 -YES. -OKAY, THEN. 730 00:37:46,873 --> 00:37:50,790 [MUSIC INTRO BEGINS] 731 00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:52,748 [FLULA] PARTY POOPER. 732 00:37:52,879 --> 00:37:56,056 [MUSIC PLAYING] 733 00:38:12,681 --> 00:38:13,726 ♪ TURN UP 734 00:38:13,856 --> 00:38:15,336 [MUSIC PLAYING] 735 00:38:37,793 --> 00:38:40,579 ♪ OH, I TELL YOU, JENNIFER ♪ 736 00:38:40,709 --> 00:38:42,494 ♪ SHE'S REALLY A PARTY POOPER... ♪ 737 00:38:42,624 --> 00:38:44,322 [CRICKETS CHIRPING] 738 00:38:45,366 --> 00:38:47,629 [WHISTLES] 739 00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:50,632 DAVID, WE'RE EMPTY. 740 00:38:50,763 --> 00:38:52,242 WE NEED SOME MORE CHAMPAGNE. 741 00:38:52,373 --> 00:38:53,679 LET ME GET IT. 742 00:38:53,809 --> 00:38:56,638 OOH. [TAPPING] 743 00:38:56,769 --> 00:38:58,510 [WHISTLES, TAPPING] 744 00:38:58,640 --> 00:38:59,685 [GRUNTING] 745 00:39:04,864 --> 00:39:08,737 [FRANKIE'S VOICE] "DEAR DAVID. 746 00:39:08,868 --> 00:39:11,044 I JUST FOUND YOUR SECRET HONEYMOON PACKAGE. 747 00:39:11,174 --> 00:39:13,916 AND EVEN THOUGH I'M PROBABLY SITTING RIGHT THERE NEXT TO YOU, 748 00:39:14,047 --> 00:39:15,701 I DECIDED TO WRITE YOU A LITTLE NOTE. 749 00:39:18,051 --> 00:39:19,966 I WANTED TO JUST TELL YOU THAT I'M THE LUCKIEST PERSON 750 00:39:20,096 --> 00:39:22,403 IN THE WORLD TO HAVE YOU IN MY LIFE. 751 00:39:24,100 --> 00:39:26,364 I KNOW THINGS HAVEN'T BEEN EASY LATELY, 752 00:39:26,494 --> 00:39:29,541 BUT I'M SURE IT WILL ALL BE WORTH IT. 753 00:39:29,671 --> 00:39:33,022 I CAN'T WAIT TO SPEND THE REST OF OUR LIVES TOGETHER. 754 00:39:33,153 --> 00:39:35,721 LOVE YOU LIKE CRAZY. 755 00:39:35,851 --> 00:39:36,678 YOUR NEW WIFE, 756 00:39:36,809 --> 00:39:38,811 FRANKIE." 757 00:39:38,941 --> 00:39:40,508 [TAPPING ON GLASS] 758 00:39:42,205 --> 00:39:43,685 WHAT ARE YOU DOING, DAVID? 759 00:39:43,816 --> 00:39:46,601 OH, AH... 760 00:39:46,732 --> 00:39:49,561 JUST GETTING ANOTHER BOTTLE. 761 00:39:49,691 --> 00:39:51,171 [WATER RUSHING] 762 00:39:58,091 --> 00:39:59,745 ALL RIGHT, DAVID, I'M GOING DOWN THE CREEK 763 00:39:59,875 --> 00:40:01,529 TO GET SOME COOL RIVER SOUNDS. 764 00:40:03,705 --> 00:40:05,011 -BE CAREFUL. -OKAY. 765 00:40:05,141 --> 00:40:07,056 [EXHALES] 766 00:40:07,187 --> 00:40:08,580 COME HERE, SOUNDS. 767 00:40:09,842 --> 00:40:14,542 [OWL HOOTING] 768 00:40:14,673 --> 00:40:17,763 [CHIRPING] 769 00:40:17,893 --> 00:40:21,767 [SIGHS] THIS IS PERFECT. 770 00:40:21,897 --> 00:40:23,464 [ECHOING] TAKE ONE OF ROCK SOUNDS. 771 00:40:25,031 --> 00:40:26,859 [DAVID NARRATING] "MERIWETHER HAS ONCE AGAIN 772 00:40:26,989 --> 00:40:28,426 LEFT TO CAPTURE NEW SPECIMENS." 773 00:40:32,125 --> 00:40:35,433 SOMETIMES I WORRY WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN TO HIM WHEN HE IS ALONE." 774 00:40:49,403 --> 00:40:50,752 - AH, GOTTVERDAMMT, SCHEIsßE. -[ROCK CLICKS] 775 00:40:52,798 --> 00:40:53,886 [TAPPING] 776 00:40:54,016 --> 00:40:56,584 [TAPPING ROCK MIMICKING DRUM BEAT] 777 00:41:07,987 --> 00:41:09,467 [ELECTRICITY STATIC] THIS IS WHAT IT IS. 778 00:41:12,165 --> 00:41:14,472 VER SIND DA? WHO'S HERE? 779 00:41:20,869 --> 00:41:23,481 [EXHALES] VERDAMMT NOCH MAL, DU. 780 00:41:44,110 --> 00:41:48,636 -[SCREAMS] -[GROWLS] 781 00:41:51,900 --> 00:41:54,294 [LAUGHS] 782 00:41:57,950 --> 00:41:59,299 OH, GOD. 783 00:42:02,998 --> 00:42:03,912 DUDE, IT'S ME. IT'S ME. IT'S ME. 784 00:42:04,043 --> 00:42:05,697 -DAVID. -I'M SORRY, MAN. 785 00:42:05,827 --> 00:42:06,741 -YOU GOT ME. -I KNOW, 786 00:42:06,872 --> 00:42:08,874 BUT THE THING WITH THE ARM. 787 00:42:09,004 --> 00:42:11,790 SO, WE'RE EVEN. I'M SO SORRY. 788 00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:13,966 -DUDE, ARE YOU OKAY? -NO. 789 00:42:14,096 --> 00:42:16,142 [BOTH LAUGHING] 790 00:42:16,272 --> 00:42:17,752 -OH, DAVID. -UH, WE'RE EVEN NOW, BUDDY. 791 00:42:17,883 --> 00:42:18,753 WE ARE EVEN STEVEN. 792 00:42:18,884 --> 00:42:20,668 OH, I'M GONNA GET YOU SO HARD. 793 00:42:20,799 --> 00:42:23,323 OH NO, WE'RE DONE. YOU GOT ME, AND I GOT YOU BACK. 794 00:42:23,453 --> 00:42:25,194 NO, IT'S MY TURN. IT'S LIKE A FRISBEE. 795 00:42:25,325 --> 00:42:26,674 NO, WE CAN BE DONE. 796 00:42:46,085 --> 00:42:47,913 [DAVID NARRATING] "WHAT DRIVES MEN TO DO SUCH THINGS? 797 00:42:49,654 --> 00:42:52,831 ARE WE FULL OF COURAGE? 798 00:42:52,961 --> 00:42:53,919 ARE WE MAD? 799 00:42:56,269 --> 00:42:59,577 OR DO WE SIMPLY FLEE WHAT WE'VE LEFT BEHIND?" 800 00:43:07,106 --> 00:43:08,020 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY? 801 00:43:11,763 --> 00:43:13,721 IT'S NOT MY FAULT I DIDN'T GET THE JOB. 802 00:43:16,245 --> 00:43:18,726 I'M ACTUALLY OKAY WITH YOU PUTTING YOUR CAREER BEFORE ME. 803 00:43:20,423 --> 00:43:23,644 WHAT I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IS WHEN YOU TREAT ME LIKE SHIT. 804 00:43:40,313 --> 00:43:42,968 SO AFTER HE PULLED OUT THE HEART, YOU KNOW, FROM THAT MAN, 805 00:43:43,098 --> 00:43:45,623 THAT'S WHEN I DECIDED I'M NEVER VISITING INDIANA. 806 00:43:45,753 --> 00:43:47,886 YEAH, HIS NAME IS INDIANA JONES. 807 00:43:48,016 --> 00:43:48,930 THAT SCENE TOOK PLACE IN INDIA, 808 00:43:49,061 --> 00:43:51,019 AND THAT WAS A MOVIE. 809 00:43:51,150 --> 00:43:52,760 WELL, I'M NOT GOING. I DON'T CARE WHERE IT IS. 810 00:43:52,891 --> 00:43:53,761 IT'S SCARY. 811 00:43:55,067 --> 00:43:57,156 -HEY, GUYS. -HELLO. 812 00:43:57,286 --> 00:44:00,942 LET ME GUESS. UH, BEST FRIEND FOREVER, DAVID AND DJ FLULA. 813 00:44:01,073 --> 00:44:02,857 YEAH. 814 00:44:02,988 --> 00:44:04,859 I'VE BEEN STALKING YOU. 815 00:44:04,990 --> 00:44:07,079 -[LAUGHS] -I'M KIDDING. 816 00:44:07,209 --> 00:44:09,211 I SAW YOUR NAMES ON THE HIKING REGISTRY. 817 00:44:09,342 --> 00:44:12,084 AH-HAH-HAH! THAT'S WHAT YOU PUT DOWN IN THE REGISTRY? 818 00:44:12,214 --> 00:44:13,912 -YEAH, IT'S THE TRUTH. -OKAY. 819 00:44:14,042 --> 00:44:14,869 I GUESS WE MUST'VE PASSED YOU GUYS 820 00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,306 YESTERDAY AT RED FOX TRAIL? 821 00:44:17,437 --> 00:44:20,222 YES. WE ACTUALLY ENDED UP DOING RED FOX HILLS, 822 00:44:20,353 --> 00:44:22,224 WHICH WAS FAR LESS DIRECT. 823 00:44:22,355 --> 00:44:23,922 -VERY SCENIC. -COOL. 824 00:44:24,052 --> 00:44:28,100 WELL, DID YOU GUYS WANNA STAY WITH OUR GROUP TONIGHT? 825 00:44:28,230 --> 00:44:29,754 -WE HAVE BACKPACKER BEER. -YOU BET. 826 00:44:29,884 --> 00:44:32,670 HECK, YES, HELLO. DO BEARS POOP IN FORESTS? 827 00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:33,801 -THAT SOUNDS GREAT. SURE. -THEY DO. 828 00:44:33,932 --> 00:44:36,804 OKAY, AWESOME. UM, WELL, THERE'S A-- 829 00:44:36,935 --> 00:44:39,111 THERE'S A GREAT SPOT, ACTUALLY, RIGHT OVER THERE. 830 00:44:39,241 --> 00:44:41,069 YOU GUYS WANNA GO GRAB IT, AND I'LL MEET YOU THERE? 831 00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:43,332 -GREAT. -AWESOME. 832 00:44:43,463 --> 00:44:44,986 -COOL. -THANKS. 833 00:44:45,117 --> 00:44:46,814 -BFF. -BYE-- BYE-BYE. 834 00:44:49,251 --> 00:44:52,385 DAVID, SHE IS VERY ATTRACTIVE. 835 00:44:52,515 --> 00:44:54,213 YEAH, I GUESS. IF YOU'RE INTO THAT SORT OF THING. 836 00:44:54,343 --> 00:44:56,955 WHAT? NO. SHE WAS LOOKING AT YOU, DAVID. 837 00:44:57,085 --> 00:44:57,782 NO, SHE WAS LOOKING AT BOTH OF US. 838 00:44:57,912 --> 00:45:00,785 NO, SHE WAS LOOKING AT YOU. 839 00:45:00,915 --> 00:45:03,091 STOP THINKING ABOUT FRANKIE ALL THE TIME. 840 00:45:03,222 --> 00:45:04,614 START THINKING ABOUT HOT NEW LADIES. 841 00:45:04,745 --> 00:45:07,792 [MUSIC PLAYING] 842 00:45:13,058 --> 00:45:15,930 ♪ DEEP IN THE NIGHT 843 00:45:16,061 --> 00:45:17,236 ♪ FAR FROM THE PATH 844 00:45:17,366 --> 00:45:19,673 ♪ THE NEED FOR SLEEP 845 00:45:19,804 --> 00:45:23,024 ♪ FINALLY CONQUER 846 00:45:23,155 --> 00:45:24,678 ♪ THE URGE TO FIGHT 847 00:45:24,809 --> 00:45:27,028 ♪ THE HOWL OF THE WINDS 848 00:45:27,159 --> 00:45:29,727 ♪ MY HEAD STILL RINGS... 849 00:45:33,121 --> 00:45:34,819 [GRUNTS] OKAY. 850 00:45:37,169 --> 00:45:38,213 OH, YEAH, DAVID. 851 00:45:38,344 --> 00:45:41,129 YEAH, GET IT. OH, YEAH, LOOKING GOOD. 852 00:45:41,260 --> 00:45:42,870 OKAY, SO, TONIGHT, JUST-- 853 00:45:43,001 --> 00:45:45,046 YOU DO SOME GOOD THINGS, AND I'LL BE YOUR WINGMAN. 854 00:45:45,177 --> 00:45:47,266 OH, YEAH, I DO NOT NEED A WINGMAN TONIGHT. 855 00:45:47,396 --> 00:45:49,442 -THANK YOU. -YOU DON'T THINK YOU DON'T NEED ONE. 856 00:45:49,572 --> 00:45:51,052 -RIGHT. -BUT YOU DO. 857 00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:58,973 ♪ DEEP IN THE DIRT 858 00:45:59,104 --> 00:46:00,714 ♪ FAR FROM THE PAST 859 00:46:00,845 --> 00:46:02,977 ♪ THE NEED TO LEAVE 860 00:46:03,108 --> 00:46:05,719 ♪ FINALLY CONQUER 861 00:46:05,850 --> 00:46:08,156 ♪ THE WILL TO LIVE 862 00:46:08,287 --> 00:46:10,289 ♪ IT'S SLOWLY FADING 863 00:46:10,419 --> 00:46:12,987 ♪ WITHOUT A SOUND 864 00:46:13,118 --> 00:46:15,207 ♪ THE HOWL OF THE WIND 865 00:46:15,337 --> 00:46:20,168 ♪ MY HEAD STILL RINGS 866 00:46:20,299 --> 00:46:22,170 ♪ THE HOWL OF THE WIND. 867 00:46:27,175 --> 00:46:28,786 [SONG ENDS] 868 00:46:30,178 --> 00:46:31,136 HELLO, EVERYONE. 869 00:46:31,266 --> 00:46:33,486 I'M FLULA AND THIS IS DAVID. 870 00:46:33,616 --> 00:46:35,096 -HI. -I SMELL VERY BAD, 871 00:46:35,227 --> 00:46:37,229 UH, BUT DAVID SMELLS REALLY GREAT. 872 00:46:37,359 --> 00:46:39,057 SO. 873 00:46:40,623 --> 00:46:43,148 DO YOU GUYS WANNA LEARN HOW TO MAKE BACKPACKING BEER? 874 00:46:43,278 --> 00:46:45,106 -OH... -UH, YES, BUT, 875 00:46:45,237 --> 00:46:47,065 IF THIS IS A DIFFICULT TASK, WATCH OUT. 876 00:46:47,195 --> 00:46:48,936 I AM VERY STUPID. 877 00:46:49,067 --> 00:46:51,156 BUT DAVID, HE'S LIKE A SCIENTIST OF THE WORLD. 878 00:46:51,286 --> 00:46:53,245 IT'S REALLY EASY. 879 00:46:53,375 --> 00:46:55,290 I-- I-- I'M SURE YOU BOTH WILL BE FINE. 880 00:46:55,421 --> 00:46:57,118 UH, THIS IS SOME WATER-- 881 00:46:57,249 --> 00:46:58,685 NATURALLY SOURCED, THAT WE THEN CARBONATED. 882 00:46:58,816 --> 00:46:59,860 STEP ONE. 883 00:46:59,991 --> 00:47:02,950 AND THEN, HERE IS THE CONCENTRATE. 884 00:47:03,081 --> 00:47:05,257 IT'S JUST A TEASPOON OF THIS INTO WHAT YOU GUYS HAVE. 885 00:47:05,387 --> 00:47:06,475 JUST BE CAREFUL 'CAUSE IT'S LIKE 886 00:47:06,606 --> 00:47:07,781 70 PERCENT ALCOHOL. 887 00:47:07,912 --> 00:47:09,261 -OOH. -JUST BE CAREFUL. 888 00:47:09,391 --> 00:47:12,220 THAT SOUNDS LIKE TOO MANY STEPS FOR MY SMALL BRAIN. 889 00:47:12,351 --> 00:47:15,136 I WILL PROBABLY URINATE EVERYWHERE. 890 00:47:15,267 --> 00:47:18,009 ALSO, I'M VERY TERRIBLE WITH SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. 891 00:47:18,139 --> 00:47:19,053 JUST FYIS. 892 00:47:19,184 --> 00:47:21,969 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? 893 00:47:25,538 --> 00:47:27,888 UH, WHERE ARE YOU FROM? 894 00:47:42,381 --> 00:47:44,078 THAT'S THE SADDEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD. 895 00:47:44,209 --> 00:47:46,994 IT WAS A, UH, TOUGH TIME, 896 00:47:47,125 --> 00:47:49,170 BUT, UH, 897 00:47:49,301 --> 00:47:51,172 YOU KNOW, WHATEVER DOESN'T KILL YOU, RIGHT? 898 00:47:51,303 --> 00:47:52,913 NO. I MEAN, 899 00:47:53,044 --> 00:47:57,091 THAT IS LITERALLY THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD. 900 00:47:57,222 --> 00:47:59,267 I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU'RE JUST 901 00:47:59,398 --> 00:48:02,140 KEEPING IT TOGETHER LIKE THIS RIGHT NOW. 902 00:48:02,270 --> 00:48:04,490 YES, LAST WEEK, DAVID WAS CRYING 903 00:48:04,620 --> 00:48:06,753 -ALL DAY, JUST EVERYDAY. -TSK, OH. 904 00:48:06,884 --> 00:48:09,321 THIS WEEK DAVID'S ONLY CRYING A FEW MINUTES EVERY DAY. 905 00:48:09,451 --> 00:48:11,105 -[DAVID LAUGHS] -YEAH, 906 00:48:11,236 --> 00:48:12,541 IT'S BECAUSE HE'S SO MANLY. 907 00:48:12,672 --> 00:48:14,804 UNLIKE ME, HE'S VERY GOOD AT THINGS LIKE 908 00:48:14,935 --> 00:48:16,328 FRENCH KISSING. 909 00:48:16,458 --> 00:48:18,156 YEAH, OKAY, THANK YOU. 910 00:48:18,286 --> 00:48:20,245 UM, YOU SIR, ARE THE GREATEST 911 00:48:20,375 --> 00:48:22,247 BEST MAN YOU COULD EVER WANT. 912 00:48:22,377 --> 00:48:25,163 HE'S ALSO NEVER DONE A PORNO FILM. 913 00:48:25,293 --> 00:48:27,295 BUT HE'S RECEIVED MANY OFFERS. 914 00:48:27,426 --> 00:48:29,297 THAT'S VERY FLATTERING. 915 00:48:29,428 --> 00:48:32,997 UH, WELL, FLULA, YOU WERE THE BEST MAN. 916 00:48:33,127 --> 00:48:35,129 -DID YOU WRITE A SPEECH? -YES, I HAVE IT HERE. 917 00:48:35,260 --> 00:48:36,304 -YOU DO? -YEAH. 918 00:48:36,435 --> 00:48:38,393 THAT'S AMAZING. YOU-- YOU HAVE TO-- 919 00:48:38,524 --> 00:48:40,004 YOU HAVE TO SAY IT. YOU HAVE TO GIVE THE SPEECH. 920 00:48:40,134 --> 00:48:41,048 -YEAH? -NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NOT NOW. 921 00:48:41,179 --> 00:48:43,181 -YES. YES. -HOW 'BOUT A LITTLE LATER? 922 00:48:43,311 --> 00:48:44,530 -SPEECH, SPEECH. -NO, DON'T START. 923 00:48:44,660 --> 00:48:45,966 -DON'T START. -[ALL CHANTING] SPEECH. SPEECH. 924 00:48:46,097 --> 00:48:49,274 -GUYS, NO! IT'S STUPID. -[CHANTING] SPEECH. SPEECH... 925 00:48:49,404 --> 00:48:51,319 -[DAVID] YES! HEY! -[CHANTING] 926 00:48:53,321 --> 00:48:54,757 "HELLO EVERYONE. 927 00:48:54,888 --> 00:48:58,413 WHAT A WONDERFUL LOCATION FOR A WEDDING LIKE THIS-- 928 00:48:58,544 --> 00:49:01,416 THIS GREAT GOLF COURSE WE'RE ON TONIGHT. 929 00:49:01,547 --> 00:49:06,378 YOU GUYS ARE ALL SUCH SEXY 'MOTHERPUTTERS.' 930 00:49:06,508 --> 00:49:08,075 FOUR!" 931 00:49:12,210 --> 00:49:13,211 OKAY. 932 00:49:13,341 --> 00:49:15,517 "DAVID, FRANKIE-- 933 00:49:15,648 --> 00:49:18,042 DAVID, LADIES, GENTLEMEN, 934 00:49:18,172 --> 00:49:21,088 AND ALL THE ATTENDERS OF THIS GREAT EVENT, 935 00:49:21,219 --> 00:49:23,395 HELLO TO YOU AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR PRESENCE 936 00:49:23,525 --> 00:49:26,311 AND ALSO, YOUR PRESENTS. 937 00:49:26,441 --> 00:49:29,401 OH, LOOK AT THAT ONE WITH THE NICE STRIPES AND BOWS. 938 00:49:29,531 --> 00:49:32,230 OH, WHAT IS IT? PERHAPS A CROCK POT? 939 00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:33,274 OR A LAWN MOWER? 940 00:49:35,581 --> 00:49:37,322 A QUESTION FOR YOU. 941 00:49:37,452 --> 00:49:39,585 WHO IS A LUCKY PERSON? 942 00:49:39,715 --> 00:49:42,327 IS IT A SMALL BABY CHILD WHO IS BORN 943 00:49:42,457 --> 00:49:43,937 AND CAN IMMEDIATELY TOOT HORNS 944 00:49:44,068 --> 00:49:45,156 LIKE A JAZZ EXPERT? 945 00:49:46,635 --> 00:49:48,550 YES, THIS IS A LUCKY BABY. 946 00:49:48,681 --> 00:49:51,814 OR WHAT IF A MAN WHO CANNOT SPEAK WITH WORDS 947 00:49:51,945 --> 00:49:56,210 BUT ONLY WITH LOUD SCREAMS OF AGONIZING TERROR? 948 00:49:56,341 --> 00:49:59,300 NO, HE'S ACTUALLY NOT LUCKY. 949 00:49:59,431 --> 00:50:01,433 BUT NOW, LET US SEE 950 00:50:01,563 --> 00:50:04,218 WHO IS THE MOST LUCKY PERSON IN ALL THE WORLD. 951 00:50:04,349 --> 00:50:05,306 MY FINGER SHALL TELL YOU. 952 00:50:17,275 --> 00:50:19,364 IT IS ME. 953 00:50:19,494 --> 00:50:21,235 BECAUSE I HAVE THE BEST FRIEND IN ALL OF THE WORLD. 954 00:50:23,281 --> 00:50:24,412 DAVID. 955 00:50:24,543 --> 00:50:26,458 -AW. -SOME YEARS AGO, 956 00:50:26,588 --> 00:50:28,503 MY LIFE AS A DEEJAY WAS, AS YOU SAY, 957 00:50:28,634 --> 00:50:31,115 A COMPLETE AND 'BUTTER' FAILURE. 958 00:50:31,245 --> 00:50:33,508 EVERYONE IN MY TOWN WAS HATING AT MY SOUND, 959 00:50:33,639 --> 00:50:36,424 BUT THEN ONE NIGHT EVERYTHING CHANGED. 960 00:50:36,555 --> 00:50:39,688 WHEN AN AMERICAN MAN MADE A STOP IN THE BAR. 961 00:50:39,819 --> 00:50:42,430 HE WAS ON A 'SOUL SEARCH' TRIP HE DID SAY. 962 00:50:42,561 --> 00:50:44,302 WE TALKED FOR MANY HOURS 963 00:50:44,432 --> 00:50:46,086 AND HAD MANY, MANY SCHNAPPSES 964 00:50:46,217 --> 00:50:48,436 SPEAKING OF OUR FRUSTRATIONS IN LIFE. 965 00:50:48,567 --> 00:50:51,483 WE DID HUG AND DANCE AND, YES, 966 00:50:51,613 --> 00:50:54,529 CRY SOME LONG AND HARD TEARS LIKE TWO PIRATES 967 00:50:54,660 --> 00:50:57,141 SEARCHING FOR BOOTY FOR MANY YEARS 968 00:50:57,271 --> 00:51:00,057 BUT FINDING ONLY DIRT AND SOME COCONUTS. 969 00:51:03,582 --> 00:51:05,671 IN THE MORNING BEFORE DAVID DID LEAVE, HE TOLD ME, 970 00:51:05,801 --> 00:51:09,718 'FLULA, ANYTIME YOU ARE IN LOS ANGELES, LOOK ME UP.' 971 00:51:09,849 --> 00:51:12,069 AND SO THE NEXT DAY, I PURCHASED A TICKET 972 00:51:12,199 --> 00:51:15,202 -AND FLEW TO LOS ANGELES." -YEP. 973 00:51:15,333 --> 00:51:18,379 "DAVID WAS NOT YET HOME FROM HIS SOUL SEARCH TRIP, 974 00:51:18,510 --> 00:51:21,382 SO I DID SLEEP ON HIS PORCH FOR 16 DAYS. 975 00:51:21,513 --> 00:51:24,124 WHEN HE ARRIVED HOME, HE CALLED THE POLICE 976 00:51:24,255 --> 00:51:25,343 AND DID PRETEND NOT TO REMEMBER ME." 977 00:51:25,473 --> 00:51:26,866 WHICH WAS VERY FUNNY, I MUST SAY, DAVID. 978 00:51:26,996 --> 00:51:30,348 REALLY, IT'S THIS ACTING. WHOA, YOU ARE NAIL IT, RIGHT? 979 00:51:30,478 --> 00:51:33,307 MAN, GREAT WORK. TALENT. 980 00:51:33,438 --> 00:51:35,222 ANYWAY. 981 00:51:35,353 --> 00:51:37,485 "AFTER THE POLICE LEFT, OUR FRIENDSHIP SPROUTED 982 00:51:37,616 --> 00:51:39,270 LIKE A FRESH FIELD OF ASPARAGUS. 983 00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:41,228 EXCEPT UNLIKE ASPARAGUS, 984 00:51:41,359 --> 00:51:44,362 OUR FRIENDSHIP DID NOT MAKE OUR URINE SMELL TERRIBLE." 985 00:51:47,756 --> 00:51:49,584 AND HERE'S-- OH, AND SOME NICE THINGS ABOUT FRANKIE. 986 00:51:49,715 --> 00:51:52,761 SOME MORE-- NO, IT'S NOT APPLICABLE. AH, JA. 987 00:51:52,892 --> 00:51:55,068 "DAVID, WE HAVE BEEN FRIENDS FROM WHEN WE WERE BOTH 988 00:51:55,199 --> 00:51:57,201 AT THE BOTTOMS OF LIFE. 989 00:51:57,331 --> 00:51:59,507 AND THIS IS WHEN FRIENDSHIPS ARE MADE STRONG, 990 00:51:59,638 --> 00:52:01,379 LIKE TWO CHANDELIERS 991 00:52:01,509 --> 00:52:03,598 THAT HAVE FALLEN INSIDE A VOLCANO. 992 00:52:03,729 --> 00:52:06,514 THE CHANDELIERS MELT, BUT THEN THEY STICK TOGETHER. 993 00:52:06,645 --> 00:52:08,516 AND THEN WHEN THEY COOL DOWN, 994 00:52:08,647 --> 00:52:11,432 THEY ARE HUGGING FOREVER. 995 00:52:11,563 --> 00:52:14,609 NOTHING CAN BREAK THIS NEW DOUBLE CHANDELIER APART. 996 00:52:14,740 --> 00:52:17,612 EXCEPT IF IT FALLS BACK INTO THE VOLCANO. 997 00:52:17,743 --> 00:52:20,789 OR SLIPS INTO A GEYSER." 998 00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:22,835 I MEAN, OR IF YOU DROP IT FROM A LARGE HEIGHT, 999 00:52:22,965 --> 00:52:24,271 THEN IT-- IT WILL SHATTER. 1000 00:52:24,402 --> 00:52:25,664 BUT THEN... 1001 00:52:25,794 --> 00:52:27,361 "DAVID, I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH. 1002 00:52:27,492 --> 00:52:32,453 HERE IS TO YOU, MY BEST FRIEND FOREVER AND MY HONEYBUDDY. 1003 00:52:32,584 --> 00:52:34,803 SO, NOW LET'S HAVE A TOAST FOR DAVID AND FRANKIE"-- 1004 00:52:34,934 --> 00:52:38,111 NOPE, JUST DAVID, WE ARE JUST TOASTING FOR DAVID. 1005 00:52:38,242 --> 00:52:39,547 [CHEERING, CLAPPING] 1006 00:52:39,678 --> 00:52:41,506 CHEERS, GUYS, THANK YOU. 1007 00:52:43,464 --> 00:52:44,726 THAT WAS SO SWEET. 1008 00:52:44,857 --> 00:52:47,381 -OH, THANKS. -THAT REALLY WAS. 1009 00:52:47,512 --> 00:52:50,471 AND, UM, I'M JUST SORRY YOU DIDN'T GET TO SAY IT AT MY ACTUAL WEDDING. 1010 00:52:50,602 --> 00:52:53,561 -NEXT TIME. -YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT THAT. 1011 00:52:53,692 --> 00:52:54,562 YOU SHOULD BE A PUBLIC SPEAKER. 1012 00:52:54,693 --> 00:52:55,694 -OH, NO. -PROFESSIONALLY. 1013 00:52:55,824 --> 00:52:57,609 -NO, STOP IT. -YEAH. 1014 00:52:57,739 --> 00:52:59,393 DAVID IS THE REAL MASTER THESPIAN HERE. 1015 00:52:59,524 --> 00:53:01,395 -OH... -WAIT. 1016 00:53:01,526 --> 00:53:02,440 IN KNEW YOU LOOKED FAMILIAR. 1017 00:53:02,570 --> 00:53:04,703 UH-UH. 1018 00:53:04,833 --> 00:53:07,445 -YOU'RE A TV STAR, AREN'T YOU? -WELL, NOT A TV "STAR." 1019 00:53:07,575 --> 00:53:09,011 I'VE-- I'VE DONE SOME STUFF ON TV. 1020 00:53:09,142 --> 00:53:10,274 -NO BIG DEAL. -NO, YOU'RE, LIKE, FAMOUS. 1021 00:53:10,404 --> 00:53:12,537 YOU WERE ON THAT SHOW "PORTLAND STEEL," RIGHT? 1022 00:53:12,667 --> 00:53:14,626 -YEAH. -YEAH, I WAS ON "PORTLAND STEEL." 1023 00:53:14,756 --> 00:53:17,498 I DID THAT, UH, PILOT EPISODE. 1024 00:53:17,629 --> 00:53:19,935 I WAS-- THE CHARACTER DIDN'T MAKE IT, BUT... 1025 00:53:20,066 --> 00:53:21,589 -YOU SAW THAT? -OH, MY GOD. 1026 00:53:21,720 --> 00:53:23,678 I WAS SO PISSED WHEN THEY FIRED YOU. 1027 00:53:23,809 --> 00:53:25,550 -WOW. -I LOVED YOU. 1028 00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:26,681 -YOU WERE GREAT. -THANK YOU. 1029 00:53:26,812 --> 00:53:28,509 -YEAH. -[GASPS] 1030 00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:30,468 SO, WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO LATELY? 1031 00:53:30,598 --> 00:53:32,078 I MEAN, ANY-- ANYTHING I WOULD'VE SEEN? 1032 00:53:32,209 --> 00:53:34,515 UH, WELL, 1033 00:53:34,646 --> 00:53:36,648 OKAY, JUST SOME, UM, LITTLE KIND OF INDY THINGS. 1034 00:53:36,778 --> 00:53:38,693 -YEAH. -DID A COUPLE INDY DRAMAS. 1035 00:53:38,824 --> 00:53:40,869 -THAT'S SO COOL. -SOME GOT A LOT OF BUZZ ON THE CIRCUIT. 1036 00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:43,611 DO NOT BE SO MODEST. HE'S DONE SO MANY THINGS. 1037 00:53:43,742 --> 00:53:45,613 -UH, STOP IT. -"ZOMBIES VS. MONKEYS, PART THREE." 1038 00:53:45,744 --> 00:53:47,528 -NO ONE SAW THAT MOVIE. -I'M NOT REALLY INTO SCI-FI, SO. 1039 00:53:47,659 --> 00:53:48,529 -THAT WAS JUST FOR A PAYCHECK. -I'M JUST-- 1040 00:53:48,660 --> 00:53:50,227 I SWEAR THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE, THOUGH. 1041 00:53:50,357 --> 00:53:52,664 -WHAT? -NO, THERE'S-- I CAN'T 1042 00:53:52,794 --> 00:53:54,535 -PUT MY FINGER ON IT. -THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT. 1043 00:53:54,666 --> 00:53:55,971 -THAT IS EVERYTHING. -I KNOW THERE'S-- NO. 1044 00:53:56,102 --> 00:53:57,146 WELL, THERE'S "LITTLE GENIUS." THERE'S "LITTLE GENIUS." 1045 00:53:57,277 --> 00:53:57,756 -[GASPS] OH, MY GOD! -WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? 1046 00:53:57,886 --> 00:54:00,149 IT'S "LITTLE GENIUS." 1047 00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:01,847 OH, MY GOD. 1048 00:54:01,977 --> 00:54:03,718 YOU ARE LIKE A NATIONAL TREASURE. 1049 00:54:03,849 --> 00:54:05,242 THAT IS THE-- LIKE, MY FAVORITE SHOW 1050 00:54:05,372 --> 00:54:06,547 -WHEN I WAS LITTLE. -YEAH? 1051 00:54:06,678 --> 00:54:08,593 YOU WERE SO CUTE. 1052 00:54:08,723 --> 00:54:12,771 YOU USED TO BE LIKE, "BUT I'M THE REAL BOY." RIGHT? 1053 00:54:12,901 --> 00:54:15,077 IT HAD THAT SONG, TOO-- HOW DID THE SONG GO? 1054 00:54:15,208 --> 00:54:16,470 -LIKE, LITTLE... -[CAMPER] I KNOW THAT SONG. 1055 00:54:16,601 --> 00:54:17,819 -YOU DO? -YEAH. 1056 00:54:17,950 --> 00:54:19,473 -YES, YOU HAVE TO PLAY IT. -NO-- HEY, NO. 1057 00:54:19,604 --> 00:54:20,735 -WE YOU DON'T NEED TO DO THAT. -OH, MY GOD, THIS IS PERFECT. 1058 00:54:20,866 --> 00:54:22,607 -[GUITAR PLAYING INTRO] -PLEASE, CAN WE NOT DO THAT? 1059 00:54:24,696 --> 00:54:27,612 [SINGING IN ENGLISH] 1060 00:54:31,703 --> 00:54:32,530 [POLLY] IT'S SO GOOD. 1061 00:54:40,755 --> 00:54:41,582 [SINGS] HERE'S COMES THE... 1062 00:54:41,713 --> 00:54:44,281 [ALL SINGING CHORUS] 1063 00:54:48,285 --> 00:54:51,070 [ALL] 1064 00:54:54,856 --> 00:54:55,901 ♪ WE GOT A 1065 00:54:56,031 --> 00:54:58,512 [ALL] 1066 00:55:03,691 --> 00:55:05,389 [ALL] 1067 00:55:10,655 --> 00:55:12,787 [IMITATES DRUM SOLO INTRO] 1068 00:55:12,918 --> 00:55:14,702 ALL RIGHT, BIG FINISH. 1069 00:55:14,833 --> 00:55:16,443 ♪ YEAH, WE GOT A... 1070 00:55:16,574 --> 00:55:18,750 [ALL] 1071 00:55:35,854 --> 00:55:37,682 -[SONG ENDS] -[CHEERS, CLAPPING] 1072 00:55:37,812 --> 00:55:39,771 -WHAT, HE DOESN'T LIKE IT? -IT'S A REALLY GOOD SONG. 1073 00:55:39,901 --> 00:55:41,642 -IT'S SO GOOD, YEAH. -IT'S ACTUALLY A REALLY GOOD SONG. 1074 00:55:41,773 --> 00:55:44,253 MAY BE BATHROOM BREAK. I DON'T KNOW. 1075 00:55:44,384 --> 00:55:45,820 [PEEING, SIGHS] 1076 00:55:45,951 --> 00:55:47,822 HE DOESN'T SHUT UP. 1077 00:55:47,953 --> 00:55:49,346 [ZIPS ZIPPER] 1078 00:55:54,438 --> 00:55:55,656 [BACKGROUND CHATTER] 1079 00:56:15,850 --> 00:56:17,417 UGH! 1080 00:56:22,683 --> 00:56:25,469 [BIRD SQUAWKING] 1081 00:56:48,100 --> 00:56:50,450 [POLLY'S VOICE] "DEAREST FLULA, THANK YOU, 1082 00:56:50,581 --> 00:56:54,019 OR, SHOULD I SAY, DANKE FOR LAST NIGHT. 1083 00:56:54,149 --> 00:56:55,847 WOW, WOW. 1084 00:56:55,977 --> 00:56:59,807 YOU ARE A MASTER AT MAKING LOVE. 1085 00:56:59,938 --> 00:57:03,202 YOU ARE PROBABLY BETTER AT MAKING LOVE THAN MAKING MUSIC. 1086 00:57:03,332 --> 00:57:05,465 I WOULD'VE THOUGHT THAT WAS IMPOSSIBLE, 1087 00:57:05,596 --> 00:57:07,946 SINCE YOUR MUSIC IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD, 1088 00:57:08,076 --> 00:57:11,079 BUT, IT IS POSSIBLE. 1089 00:57:11,210 --> 00:57:13,865 I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU. 1090 00:57:13,995 --> 00:57:17,608 ALSO, I'M GLAD I CHOSE YOU INSTEAD OF DAVID. 1091 00:57:17,738 --> 00:57:18,565 SINCERELY YOURS, 1092 00:57:18,696 --> 00:57:20,349 POLLY." 1093 00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:21,655 "PS: DAVID"... 1094 00:57:21,786 --> 00:57:23,048 [FLULA'S VOICE] ..."THIS IS REALLY FLULA. 1095 00:57:23,178 --> 00:57:25,659 I DID NOT HAVE ANY INTIMATE RELATIONS WITH POLLY. 1096 00:57:25,790 --> 00:57:27,879 THAT WOULD BE INAPPROPRIATE. 1097 00:57:28,009 --> 00:57:30,229 ALSO, YOU JUST GOT PUNKED!" 1098 00:57:36,757 --> 00:57:39,847 [BIRDS SQUAWKING] 1099 00:57:39,978 --> 00:57:41,240 [CLAPPING] 1100 00:57:42,763 --> 00:57:44,809 [IMITATING FLULA] OH, DID I RUIN YOUR SOUNDS? 1101 00:57:44,939 --> 00:57:46,637 [GASPS] YOU SAW MY LOVE NOTE. 1102 00:57:46,767 --> 00:57:48,726 YEAH, IT WAS REAL FUNNY. 1103 00:57:48,856 --> 00:57:50,771 WHAT? 1104 00:57:50,902 --> 00:57:53,905 SHE WAS MINE LAST NIGHT AND THAT'S WHAT I NEEDED. 1105 00:57:54,035 --> 00:57:55,863 AND YOU CAME IN AND YOU COCKBLOCKED ME SO HARD. 1106 00:57:55,994 --> 00:57:57,822 I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T NEED A WINGMAN, OKAY? 1107 00:57:57,952 --> 00:57:59,476 YOU DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SHUT UP. 1108 00:57:59,606 --> 00:58:00,781 TALKING ABOUT "LITTLE GENIUS"? 1109 00:58:00,912 --> 00:58:03,001 SHE LIKED YOU BECAUSE OF "LITTLE GENIUS." 1110 00:58:03,131 --> 00:58:05,220 I BROUGHT THIS UP, IMMEDIATELY, SHE LIKES YOU. 1111 00:58:05,351 --> 00:58:08,963 -THEY WERE SINGING THE SONG-- -ENOUGH WITH "LITTLE GENIUS." 1112 00:58:09,094 --> 00:58:10,835 -YOU'RE TELLING ME ENOUGH OF "LITTLE GENIUS"? -YEAH. 1113 00:58:10,965 --> 00:58:12,576 THAT'S ALL YOU THINK ABOUT, DAVID. 1114 00:58:12,706 --> 00:58:14,795 I'M TRYING TO BRING YOU HERE TO NATURE, BUT WHERE ARE YOU? 1115 00:58:14,926 --> 00:58:16,884 YOU ARE STUCK INSIDE YOUR CRANIUM THERE. 1116 00:58:17,015 --> 00:58:18,843 I'M HERE TO HELP YOU FEEL BETTER HERE ON THIS TRIP. 1117 00:58:18,973 --> 00:58:22,194 AND ALL YOU DO IS YOU'RE A LITTLE BITCHIER AND YOU'RE A LITTLE MOANER. 1118 00:58:22,324 --> 00:58:24,936 WELL, I'VE HAD ENOUGH MOANERS AND ENOUGH BITCHERS, DAVID. 1119 00:58:25,066 --> 00:58:26,807 -SUCK IT UP. -SORRY I'M DEPRESSED 1120 00:58:26,938 --> 00:58:29,070 AFTER MY FIANCEÉE LEFT ME. 1121 00:58:29,201 --> 00:58:31,072 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DO ALL DAY LONG? 1122 00:58:31,203 --> 00:58:32,596 DUDE, YOU HAVE NO FILTER. 1123 00:58:35,773 --> 00:58:38,906 DID YOU SEE THE NOTE THAT FRANKIE LEFT ME YESTERDAY? 1124 00:58:39,037 --> 00:58:41,082 IS THAT WHAT THIS JOKE IS ALL ABOUT, MAN? 1125 00:58:41,213 --> 00:58:42,997 WHAT NOTE? DAVID, NO. 1126 00:58:43,128 --> 00:58:46,044 YOU CAN'T JUST LAUGH AND DANCE THROUGH REAL LIFE SHIT. 1127 00:58:46,174 --> 00:58:48,873 THERE ARE REPERCUSSIONS. AND YOU KNOW ANOTHER THING? 1128 00:58:49,003 --> 00:58:49,917 -WHAT? -REMEMBER THAT NIGHT 1129 00:58:50,048 --> 00:58:51,919 IN GERMANY WHEN WE MET 1130 00:58:52,050 --> 00:58:53,965 AND HAD THAT GREAT TIME GOT ALL DRUNK OFF OF SCHNAPPS? 1131 00:58:54,095 --> 00:58:56,533 -YEAH. -I DON'T. 1132 00:58:56,663 --> 00:58:58,839 I DON'T REMEMBER MEETING YOU. 1133 00:58:58,970 --> 00:59:01,189 THAT IS THE GENESIS OF THIS RELATIONSHIP, OKAY? 1134 00:59:01,320 --> 00:59:03,540 AND I DON'T REMEMBER INVITING YOU TO AMERICA. 1135 00:59:07,935 --> 00:59:08,893 [SIGHS HEAVILY] 1136 00:59:14,115 --> 00:59:16,074 YOU KNOW WHAT? 1137 00:59:16,204 --> 00:59:18,816 I'M GOING TO GO TO THE NEXT CAMPSITE WITHOUT YOU. 1138 00:59:18,946 --> 00:59:20,905 CLEARLY YOU NEED TO BE ALONE. 1139 00:59:24,212 --> 00:59:26,824 OKAY, YEAH, I HOPE YOU GET THERE WITHOUT A MAP. 1140 00:59:26,954 --> 00:59:30,001 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1141 00:59:53,111 --> 00:59:58,856 ♪ IT'S HARD TO KEEP THE RAIN CLOUDS OUT ♪ 1142 00:59:58,986 --> 01:00:01,728 ♪ WHEN THE WINDOWS NEVER CLOSE ♪ 1143 01:00:05,079 --> 01:00:10,911 ♪ AND THE HOUSE FEELS LIKE A GRAVEYARD NOW ♪ 1144 01:00:11,042 --> 01:00:14,001 ♪ LIKE THE FLOORBOARDS HIDE THE BONES ♪ 1145 01:00:17,004 --> 01:00:22,880 ♪ AND NOW I HAVE LOST YOUR FACE ♪ 1146 01:00:23,010 --> 01:00:28,842 ♪ AND SLIPS BETWEEN MY FINGERS NOW ♪ 1147 01:00:28,973 --> 01:00:34,718 ♪ AND ALL THE WORLD IS GRAY ♪ 1148 01:00:34,848 --> 01:00:37,895 ♪ AS THOUGH YOU TOOK THE COLORS WITH YOU ♪ 1149 01:00:38,025 --> 01:00:41,899 ♪ WHEN YOU WENT AND PASSED AWAY... ♪ 1150 01:00:42,029 --> 01:00:47,078 [VOCALIZING] 1151 01:01:25,159 --> 01:01:26,770 [SONG ENDS] 1152 01:01:33,167 --> 01:01:34,647 [DAVID NARRATING] "FATIGUE IS HIGH. 1153 01:01:34,778 --> 01:01:38,912 BAD SPIRITS ABOUND. 1154 01:01:39,043 --> 01:01:39,913 THIS IS WITHOUT A DOUBT 1155 01:01:40,044 --> 01:01:41,915 THE LOWEST POINT OF OUR JOURNEY." 1156 01:01:43,743 --> 01:01:46,703 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1157 01:02:05,069 --> 01:02:06,984 -WHAT IS THIS? -OH, MY GOD. 1158 01:02:07,114 --> 01:02:08,855 I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGET TO CANCEL THEM. 1159 01:02:10,161 --> 01:02:11,640 THEY LOOK LIKE VIKINGS. 1160 01:02:11,771 --> 01:02:13,860 BUT FRIENDLY. 1161 01:02:29,093 --> 01:02:31,182 WELL, HI. YOU MUST BE DAVID. 1162 01:02:31,312 --> 01:02:34,098 -YES. -AND YOU MUST BE FRANKIE. 1163 01:02:34,228 --> 01:02:36,230 -UH... -WE'RE VERY PLEASED 1164 01:02:36,361 --> 01:02:38,102 TO BE ABLE TO PLAY FOR YOU FOR THIS SPECIAL OCCASION. 1165 01:02:40,278 --> 01:02:41,975 THIS IS THE ORGAN RENAISSANCE BAND, 1166 01:02:42,106 --> 01:02:43,629 AND WE HAVE JUST PLAYED 1167 01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:46,501 A PIECE BY ANTHONY HOLBORNE CALLED, "THE NIGHTWATCH." 1168 01:02:46,632 --> 01:02:49,504 AND WE HAVE A FEW MORE NUMBERS TO PLAY FOR YOU THIS EVENING, 1169 01:02:49,635 --> 01:02:52,943 AND WE HOPE THAT YOU ENJOY WHAT WE'VE PUT TOGETHER FOR YOU. 1170 01:02:53,073 --> 01:02:55,946 TWO, THREE, FOUR... 1171 01:02:56,076 --> 01:02:58,862 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1172 01:03:45,386 --> 01:03:46,866 [SONG ENDS] 1173 01:03:50,130 --> 01:03:51,828 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 1174 01:04:24,338 --> 01:04:26,253 WHAT? THE VIKINGS ARE HERE? 1175 01:04:26,384 --> 01:04:29,039 HEY, MAN, I KNOW I'VE BEEN A, UH, 1176 01:04:29,169 --> 01:04:31,215 -REAL DICK. -YEAH. 1177 01:04:31,345 --> 01:04:32,346 AND I WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU. 1178 01:04:32,477 --> 01:04:33,652 UH, IT'S OKAY. I FORGIVE YOU, DAVID. 1179 01:04:33,782 --> 01:04:36,002 [LAUGHS] DON'T GIVE IT TO ME THAT EASY. 1180 01:04:36,133 --> 01:04:38,004 -I... -IT'S FINE, DAVID, WE'RE FRIENDS AGAIN. 1181 01:04:38,135 --> 01:04:40,093 SHH. 1182 01:04:40,224 --> 01:04:41,138 I WANT TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU, 1183 01:04:41,268 --> 01:04:44,837 AND HERE'S HOW. 1184 01:04:44,968 --> 01:04:46,491 YEAH? REMEMBER THESE? 1185 01:04:46,621 --> 01:04:48,058 NOW, I'VE NEVER DONE THESE BEFORE, 1186 01:04:48,188 --> 01:04:50,234 BUT I-- OKAY. 1187 01:04:50,364 --> 01:04:52,018 I-- I THINK YOU HAVE TO BE IN THE RIGHT HEADSPACE... 1188 01:04:52,149 --> 01:04:55,500 MY GOD, STOP. THAT'S WAY TOO MUCH. GIVE THAT TO ME. 1189 01:04:55,630 --> 01:04:57,806 WOW. 1190 01:04:57,937 --> 01:04:59,243 GO, DAVID. 1191 01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:04,378 MM. 1192 01:05:04,509 --> 01:05:07,381 THIS DO THIS. 1193 01:05:07,512 --> 01:05:09,949 -LET'S DO THIS. -[WARPED MUSIC PLAYING] 1194 01:05:10,080 --> 01:05:11,168 ♪ I'M DRESSED LIKE A PUNK SINGER ♪ 1195 01:05:11,298 --> 01:05:13,126 ♪ 'CAUSE THIS IS, IS WHAT A HUMDINGER ♪ 1196 01:05:13,257 --> 01:05:14,345 ♪ BUT TO TELL WHO I AM 1197 01:05:14,475 --> 01:05:16,477 ♪ YOU DON'T NEED NO SKETCH ARTIST ♪ 1198 01:05:16,608 --> 01:05:18,131 ♪ 'CAUSE I READ THE HARDEST 1199 01:05:18,262 --> 01:05:19,437 ♪ ON A CASSETTE CARTRIDGE 1200 01:05:19,567 --> 01:05:21,308 -♪ CHIME DRIVER -♪ DRIVER 1201 01:05:21,439 --> 01:05:23,441 ♪ YOU KNOW ME, I CRY, YELL AT HIM ♪ 1202 01:05:23,571 --> 01:05:27,097 ♪ I YELL AT HIM, I YELL AT HIM ♪ 1203 01:05:27,227 --> 01:05:28,141 ♪ I YELL AT HIM 1204 01:05:28,272 --> 01:05:30,317 [MUSIC SCRATCHES] 1205 01:05:30,448 --> 01:05:32,015 ♪ 'CAUSE I WAS THE CUTEST KID, WHO BLEW THEIR WIGS ♪ 1206 01:05:32,145 --> 01:05:34,495 ♪ AMUSIN' GIGS, YES, I AM THE FUGITIVE ♪ 1207 01:05:34,626 --> 01:05:36,193 ♪ YOU KNOW I'LL TRY FOR DEAD ♪ 1208 01:05:36,323 --> 01:05:38,369 ♪ WAKE UP 1209 01:05:38,499 --> 01:05:40,327 ♪ I KNOW YOU SEE ME WHEN I'M BLOWING DOPE ♪ 1210 01:05:40,458 --> 01:05:42,112 ♪ IN SCHOOL ZONES I'M TOO GROWN ♪ 1211 01:05:42,242 --> 01:05:43,200 ♪ CAN'T YOU TELL? 1212 01:05:43,330 --> 01:05:45,332 ♪ WAKE UP 1213 01:05:45,463 --> 01:05:47,247 ♪ I KNOW YOU SEE ME WHEN I'M ON THE ROAD ♪ 1214 01:05:47,378 --> 01:05:48,901 ♪ AND THEN VOTE, TURN... ♪ 1215 01:05:49,032 --> 01:05:50,337 ♪ CAN'T YOU TELL? 1216 01:05:52,426 --> 01:05:53,950 ♪ CAN'T YOU TELL? 1217 01:05:55,560 --> 01:05:56,996 ♪ CAN'T YOU TELL? 1218 01:05:57,127 --> 01:05:58,780 ♪ IS IT 'CAUSE OF HOW WE DID THIS? ♪ 1219 01:05:58,911 --> 01:06:01,609 ♪ YEAH, WAITING FOR WEEKEND, EARN THE WAGES ♪ 1220 01:06:01,740 --> 01:06:04,656 ♪ AND 'CAUSE OF HOW I FIT MY HOOD AND A TURN OF PHRASE ♪ 1221 01:06:04,786 --> 01:06:08,355 ♪ IS IT 'CAUSE MY NIGGAS KNOW THIS WORLD'S A PERFECT CAGE? ♪ 1222 01:06:08,486 --> 01:06:09,356 ♪ I DON'T KNOW, DO YOU GET IT... ♪ 1223 01:06:09,487 --> 01:06:12,142 [MUSIC SLOWS, STOPS] 1224 01:06:12,272 --> 01:06:14,971 [PANTING] 1225 01:06:19,366 --> 01:06:20,063 [PANTING STOPS] 1226 01:06:25,720 --> 01:06:28,985 [GROWLS] 1227 01:06:31,030 --> 01:06:34,991 [SNARLS, GROWLING] 1228 01:07:04,368 --> 01:07:08,198 [MUSIC RESUMES] 1229 01:07:13,638 --> 01:07:14,987 ♪ CAN'T YOU TELL? 1230 01:07:15,118 --> 01:07:17,033 [CRICKETS CHIRPING] 1231 01:07:26,607 --> 01:07:29,654 DO YOU THINK THE WOLF IS GONNA EAT US? 1232 01:07:29,784 --> 01:07:32,222 I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD CLOSE OUR EYES, DAVID. 1233 01:07:32,352 --> 01:07:33,832 [CRICKETS CHIRPING] 1234 01:07:37,705 --> 01:07:40,056 I THINK I KNOW WHY FRANKIE LEFT ME. 1235 01:07:43,711 --> 01:07:48,586 IF WE MAKE IT OUT OF HERE ALIVE, 1236 01:07:48,716 --> 01:07:51,067 I'M GONNA CHANGE MY PRIORITIES. 1237 01:07:51,197 --> 01:07:52,285 I'M GONNA CHANGE MY WHOLE LIFE. 1238 01:08:00,206 --> 01:08:02,382 I DROPPED YOUR PHONE ON PURPOSE. 1239 01:08:09,389 --> 01:08:10,303 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 1240 01:08:47,558 --> 01:08:50,256 OH. GOOD MORNING, DAVID. 1241 01:08:50,387 --> 01:08:51,475 GOOD NEWS. 1242 01:08:51,605 --> 01:08:53,390 WE DID NOT GET EATEN LAST NIGHT. 1243 01:08:55,174 --> 01:08:58,264 SUCK IT, WOLF! 1244 01:08:58,395 --> 01:08:59,700 [GROANS] 1245 01:08:59,831 --> 01:09:01,267 LET'S GO FIND THAT LODGE. 1246 01:09:02,660 --> 01:09:05,141 AW, MAN, I'M SO HUNGRY. 1247 01:09:05,271 --> 01:09:08,318 HUNGRY LIKE A-- A WOLF, ACTUALLY. 1248 01:09:08,448 --> 01:09:11,712 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1249 01:09:11,843 --> 01:09:13,627 [DAVID NARRATING] "GREAT JOY IN THE PARTY. 1250 01:09:13,758 --> 01:09:17,544 WE HAVE REACHED THE END OF THE CONTINENT. 1251 01:09:17,675 --> 01:09:19,807 TO MY DEAR FRIEND MERIWETHER, 1252 01:09:19,938 --> 01:09:23,463 NO MAN EXISTS WITH WHOM I WOULD HAVE PREFERRED TO ENDURE 1253 01:09:23,594 --> 01:09:25,422 SUCH A JOURNEY. 1254 01:09:25,552 --> 01:09:28,251 NOW LET US ENJOY THIS CELEBRATED DAY." 1255 01:09:31,689 --> 01:09:32,559 [FLULA] WOW, DAVID. 1256 01:09:32,690 --> 01:09:34,779 IT LOOKS LIKE A ROBOTS HELMET. 1257 01:09:34,909 --> 01:09:36,259 [DAVID] YEAH, IT'S QUITE MODERN, ISN'T IT? 1258 01:09:36,389 --> 01:09:38,783 DAVID, ARE YOU READY FOR ALL THE SNACKS? 1259 01:09:38,913 --> 01:09:40,045 I'M READY FOR 'EM. GIVE 'EM TO ME. 1260 01:09:40,176 --> 01:09:41,525 DO YOU THINK THEY HAVE SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE. 1261 01:09:41,655 --> 01:09:42,569 OH, THEY GOT EVERYTHING. 1262 01:09:42,700 --> 01:09:43,962 -STEAK? -YES. 1263 01:09:44,092 --> 01:09:45,442 -FRIES THAT ARE FRENCH? -YES. 1264 01:09:45,572 --> 01:09:47,444 -CROISSANTS? -OH, I KNOW THEY GOT CROISSANTS. 1265 01:09:47,574 --> 01:09:49,576 -CABBAGE? -NO, I DON'T WANT THOSE. 1266 01:09:49,707 --> 01:09:50,621 WELL, I'LL EAT YOUR CABBAGE. 1267 01:09:50,751 --> 01:09:53,754 GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO BIG PINEY. 1268 01:09:53,885 --> 01:09:56,235 -BOTH: THANK YOU. -SAW YOU COMING UP THE WALK. 1269 01:09:56,366 --> 01:09:59,630 -IS ONE OF YOU DAVID? -YEAH, THAT'S ME. 1270 01:09:59,760 --> 01:10:02,502 YOUR AGENT'S BEEN CALLING QUITE A BIT, AND, UH, 1271 01:10:02,633 --> 01:10:03,808 HE WANTED YOU TO HAVE THIS NOTE. 1272 01:10:03,938 --> 01:10:06,680 SOMETHING ABOUT LEWIS AND CLARK. 1273 01:10:06,811 --> 01:10:09,466 [DAVID] WOW, AWESOME, UH, A QUICK QUESTION. 1274 01:10:09,596 --> 01:10:10,467 SIR, WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE TO BRING A COT 1275 01:10:10,597 --> 01:10:13,687 -INTO OUR ROOM? -YEAH, NO PROBLEM. 1276 01:10:13,818 --> 01:10:15,646 -WE'LL HAVE ONE BROUGHT UP RIGHT AWAY. -[DAVID] YOU HEAR THAT, FLULA? 1277 01:10:15,776 --> 01:10:18,388 NOBODY'S CUTTING ANY BEDS IN HALF TONIGHT. 1278 01:10:18,518 --> 01:10:19,693 OKAY, GO ON IN. 1279 01:10:19,824 --> 01:10:22,043 BREAKFAST IS READY, HOT COFFEE IS READY. 1280 01:10:22,174 --> 01:10:24,132 -ALL SET FOR YOU GUYS. -SOUNDS WONDERFUL. 1281 01:10:24,263 --> 01:10:26,439 HAVE A GREAT STAY. 1282 01:10:26,570 --> 01:10:28,876 AH, STOP AND LOOK AT ME, DAVID. 1283 01:10:29,007 --> 01:10:31,705 -IS THERE A PROBLEM? -I JUST REMEMBERED. 1284 01:10:31,836 --> 01:10:34,839 -I'M ALLERGIC TO COTS. -YOU'RE NOT COMING? 1285 01:10:34,969 --> 01:10:38,538 I THINK WE SHOULD KEEP ON HIKING, DAVID. 1286 01:10:38,669 --> 01:10:40,932 COME ON, THIS DIRECTION LOOKS LIKE A FUN PLACE. 1287 01:10:41,062 --> 01:10:44,631 WE'RE JUST NOW LEARNING HOW TO SURVIVE WOLF ATTACKS. 1288 01:10:44,762 --> 01:10:46,546 I JUST WANT A HOT SHOWER. YOU GET IT. 1289 01:10:46,677 --> 01:10:48,069 NO, NO, YOU DON'T-- 1290 01:10:48,200 --> 01:10:51,334 THIS PLACE LOOKS DIRTY, HAS VERY LOW REVIEWS ON "YELP." 1291 01:10:51,464 --> 01:10:52,900 LET'S GO HERE AND HIKE AND HIKE AND HIKE. 1292 01:10:53,031 --> 01:10:54,685 I GOTTA GET SOME FOOD. 1293 01:11:01,518 --> 01:11:03,607 HI, FRANKIE. 1294 01:11:03,737 --> 01:11:05,522 OH, LOOK AT THAT FOG. 1295 01:11:05,652 --> 01:11:07,654 IT-- IT BADLY NEEDS TO BE RECORDED. 1296 01:11:07,785 --> 01:11:09,265 RIGHT AWAY. 1297 01:11:15,967 --> 01:11:18,622 I TEXTED YOU, BUT I NEVER HEARD BACK. 1298 01:11:18,752 --> 01:11:19,927 I WAS TRYING TO TELL YOU I'D BE HERE. 1299 01:11:20,058 --> 01:11:22,408 THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE TRYING TO TELL ME? 1300 01:11:22,539 --> 01:11:23,714 YEAH. 1301 01:11:23,844 --> 01:11:25,498 WHY? 1302 01:11:25,629 --> 01:11:27,152 NOTHING. 1303 01:11:27,283 --> 01:11:29,807 JUST I-- 1304 01:11:29,937 --> 01:11:32,505 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING. 1305 01:11:32,636 --> 01:11:35,291 LISTEN, I'M-- I'M SORRY. 1306 01:11:35,421 --> 01:11:38,468 I WASN'T READY TO GET MARRIED. 1307 01:11:38,598 --> 01:11:40,644 I-- I JUST... 1308 01:11:40,774 --> 01:11:43,603 I WISH I HAD DONE IT A LOT EARLIER. 1309 01:11:43,734 --> 01:11:47,303 I COULD'VE SAVED BOTH OF US A LOT OF HEARTACHE. 1310 01:11:49,696 --> 01:11:51,785 BUT I'M GLAD YOU WENT ON THE HONEYMOON. 1311 01:11:51,916 --> 01:11:54,310 YOU LOOK DIFFERENT. 1312 01:11:54,440 --> 01:11:55,659 YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT, ACTUALLY, 1313 01:11:55,789 --> 01:11:58,531 BUT YOU LOOK HAPPY. 1314 01:12:02,056 --> 01:12:04,711 SO, HOW WAS HIKING WITH FLULA? 1315 01:12:04,842 --> 01:12:07,497 IT WAS INTERESTING. 1316 01:12:07,627 --> 01:12:09,673 HE IS A, UH... 1317 01:12:09,803 --> 01:12:11,501 [BLOWING] 1318 01:12:11,631 --> 01:12:13,590 HUMAN PUZZLE. 1319 01:12:13,720 --> 01:12:15,592 [FRANKIE] WHAT IS HE DOING? 1320 01:12:15,722 --> 01:12:17,420 [DAVID] HE'S A RECORDING A SONG. 1321 01:12:17,550 --> 01:12:21,859 AND IT'S EITHER GOING TO BE THE GREATEST GERMAN WORK SINCE WAGNER, 1322 01:12:21,989 --> 01:12:25,558 OR IT'S GOING TO SET ALL OF HUMANITY BACK 100 YEARS. 1323 01:12:25,689 --> 01:12:26,472 [LAUGHS] 1324 01:12:29,736 --> 01:12:30,868 [DAVID] IT'S BEEN QUITE A HONEYMOON. 1325 01:12:30,998 --> 01:12:33,740 HOW DID-- DID YOU HIKE HERE? 1326 01:12:33,871 --> 01:12:35,960 -NO, I DROVE. -ALL THE WAY? 1327 01:12:36,090 --> 01:12:38,571 -YEAH, TOOK 20 MINUTES. -WOW. YEAH. 1328 01:12:38,702 --> 01:12:39,616 WE SHOULDA DROVE. 1329 01:12:41,792 --> 01:12:42,967 WHAT'S IN THE NOTE? 1330 01:12:43,097 --> 01:12:46,405 OH, UM, THIS WAS FROM MY AGENT. 1331 01:12:46,536 --> 01:12:49,277 IT'S ABOUT THE "LEWIS AND CLARK" MOVIE. 1332 01:12:49,408 --> 01:12:51,584 REMEMBER THAT? 1333 01:12:51,715 --> 01:12:52,803 I'M NOT GONNA OPEN IT, THOUGH. 1334 01:12:56,023 --> 01:12:58,591 YOU KNOW, I THINK I'M GONNA START FOCUSING MORE 1335 01:12:58,722 --> 01:13:00,419 ON WHAT'S IN FRONT OF ME. 1336 01:13:10,734 --> 01:13:12,475 GOOD LUCK, DAVID AND FRANKIE. 1337 01:13:30,797 --> 01:13:32,495 [NO AUDIO] 1338 01:14:07,486 --> 01:14:08,748 HEY, FLULA. 1339 01:14:10,010 --> 01:14:11,751 -HEY. -HEY. 1340 01:14:11,882 --> 01:14:14,014 HEY, I JUST NOTICED YOU WERE TAKING OFF, 1341 01:14:14,145 --> 01:14:15,712 AND I JUST WANTED TO SAY THIS WAS FUN. 1342 01:14:15,842 --> 01:14:17,844 YEAH, I FIGURED YOU WANT TO, 1343 01:14:17,975 --> 01:14:19,716 YOU KNOW, FIGURE THINGS OUT WITH FRANKIE, SO. 1344 01:14:19,846 --> 01:14:23,459 YEAH, I'M GONNA STICK BACK WITH FRANKIE. 1345 01:14:23,589 --> 01:14:25,852 BUT, HEY, MAN, IT WAS A GREAT TRIP. 1346 01:14:25,983 --> 01:14:27,332 IT'S NOT FINISHED. I'M-- I'M GONNA FINISH IT. 1347 01:14:27,463 --> 01:14:28,464 SO... 1348 01:14:30,030 --> 01:14:31,554 -HEY. -YEAH. 1349 01:14:36,820 --> 01:14:37,690 SEE YOU. 1350 01:14:39,779 --> 01:14:40,606 DUDE. 1351 01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:44,871 YOU REALLY THINK I'M NOT GONNA FINISH THIS TRIP WITH YOU? 1352 01:14:45,002 --> 01:14:47,787 -WHAT'RE YOU, CRAZY? -DAVID. 1353 01:14:47,918 --> 01:14:49,180 I'M A LITTLE INSULTED. 1354 01:14:49,310 --> 01:14:51,530 LOOK, THE FRANKIE STUFF WILL FIGURE ITSELF LATER. 1355 01:14:51,661 --> 01:14:54,881 -YOU GOT ME. -WELL, I'M PRETTY GOOD. 1356 01:14:55,012 --> 01:14:55,882 NOW IT'S MY TURN. YOU KNOW THIS, RIGHT? 1357 01:14:56,013 --> 01:14:58,755 WELL, TRIP'S OVER. WE'RE EVEN. 1358 01:14:58,885 --> 01:14:59,756 -THAT'S IT. -OKAY, DAVID, NO PROBLEM. 1359 01:14:59,886 --> 01:15:01,888 -FINGERS CROSSED. -[DAVID EXHALES] 1360 01:15:02,019 --> 01:15:03,934 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO SAY 1361 01:15:04,064 --> 01:15:05,849 "FINGERS CROSSED" WHEN YOU LIE. 1362 01:15:05,979 --> 01:15:08,808 UNDERSTOOD, DAVID. FINGERS CROSSED. 1363 01:15:08,939 --> 01:15:10,854 HEY, DID YOU GET ENOUGH SOUNDS FOR YOUR SONG? 1364 01:15:10,984 --> 01:15:11,942 OH, YES, DAVID, IT'S GOING TO BE 1365 01:15:12,072 --> 01:15:14,074 THE GREATEST SONG OF ALL TIMES. 1366 01:15:14,205 --> 01:15:18,775 IT'S CALLED "HONEYBUDDIES FOREVER, SUPERMAN NEVER" 1367 01:15:18,905 --> 01:15:19,819 YOU KNOW, BECAUSE OF SUPERMAN'S BLATANT 1368 01:15:19,950 --> 01:15:22,039 HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATIONS, OF COURSE. 1369 01:15:22,169 --> 01:15:25,085 DO YOU ACTUALLY THINK THAT LOIS LANE AND SUPERMAN 1370 01:15:25,216 --> 01:15:26,739 WERE THE ONES WHO EXPLORED THIS AREA? 1371 01:15:26,870 --> 01:15:28,828 WHAT-- DOES HE-- WHAT I DON'T GET 1372 01:15:28,959 --> 01:15:31,701 IS WHY SUPERMAN AND LOIS HAD TO TAKE CANOES AT ALL. 1373 01:15:31,831 --> 01:15:33,920 -YOU KNOW? -UH... 1374 01:15:34,051 --> 01:15:36,183 [FLULA] COULDN'T SUPERMAN JUST CARRY LOIS IN HIS ARMS 1375 01:15:36,314 --> 01:15:38,882 AND FLY AROUND THESE BEAUTIFUL MOUNTAINS, 1376 01:15:39,012 --> 01:15:40,100 AND THEN TELL PRESIDENT TRAVESTON 1377 01:15:40,231 --> 01:15:41,885 AND LEX LUTHOR ABOUT IT WHEN HE GOT BACK? 1378 01:15:42,015 --> 01:15:43,582 SEEMS LOGICAL TO ME. 1379 01:15:43,713 --> 01:15:46,106 [DAVID] YOU ARE RAISING QUESTIONS THAT I PROMISE YOU 1380 01:15:46,237 --> 01:15:47,891 HISTORIANS HAVE NEVER ASKED. 1381 01:15:48,021 --> 01:15:49,806 [FLULA] THANK YOU. 1382 01:15:49,936 --> 01:15:51,938 ONE LAST QUESTION FOR YOU, DAVID. 1383 01:15:52,069 --> 01:15:53,810 DO YOU-- DO YOU SEE THAT WHITE FURRY, DOG-LIKE CREATURE 1384 01:15:53,940 --> 01:15:54,854 -RUNNING TOWARDS US? -[SNARLING] 1385 01:15:54,985 --> 01:15:56,203 IT'S 30 METERS. NO, IT'S 20 METERS. 1386 01:15:56,334 --> 01:15:58,075 IT'S LIKE TEN METERS AWAY... WAIT-- AH! 1387 01:15:58,205 --> 01:15:59,816 [DAVID] UH... 1388 01:15:59,946 --> 01:16:00,817 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1389 01:16:00,947 --> 01:16:01,992 HONEYBUDDY, YEAH! 1390 01:16:08,999 --> 01:16:09,826 YEAH! BOOM! 1391 01:16:16,920 --> 01:16:17,834 [GROWLS] 1392 01:16:32,283 --> 01:16:34,851 -HONEYBUDDIES. -[GROWLS] 1393 01:16:34,981 --> 01:16:36,069 -DO THAT AGAIN. -[TAPPING] 1394 01:16:36,200 --> 01:16:37,767 -NO, BACK, BACK. -WHAT? 1395 01:16:37,897 --> 01:16:40,117 BACK-- SHH! [TAPS]-- DO THAT AGAIN. [TAPS TO BEAT] NO. 1396 01:16:40,247 --> 01:16:41,988 -WHAT? -BACK, BACK. 1397 01:16:42,119 --> 01:16:43,816 -WHAT? -BACK-- SHH!-- DO THAT AGAIN. 1398 01:16:43,947 --> 01:16:45,078 -NO, BACK, BACK. -WHAT? WHAT? 1399 01:16:45,209 --> 01:16:47,167 -BACK-- SHH! DO THAT AGAIN. -[MUSIC PLAYING] 1400 01:16:47,298 --> 01:16:49,822 NO-- BACK, BACK. JUST GO FASTER. 1401 01:16:49,953 --> 01:16:52,695 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1402 01:16:56,655 --> 01:16:58,483 JUST GO FASTER. 1403 01:16:58,614 --> 01:16:59,615 YEAH! 1404 01:17:04,097 --> 01:17:04,837 -WHAT IS HAPPENING? -SHH! 1405 01:17:20,157 --> 01:17:21,985 [DAVID NARRATING TO MUSIC] "WE ARE NOW ABOUT TO PENETRATE 1406 01:17:22,115 --> 01:17:23,639 A COUNTRY 1407 01:17:23,769 --> 01:17:28,121 ON WHICH THE FOOT OF CIVILIZED MAN HAS NEVER TROD. 1408 01:17:28,252 --> 01:17:31,995 IT WAS ON THE SPOT WHERE I SAW A BEAUTIFUL WHITE WOLF 1409 01:17:32,125 --> 01:17:34,780 THE LARGEST WE HAD EVER SEEN. 1410 01:17:34,911 --> 01:17:39,219 BUT THIS BEAUTY SURELY ALLIES SOME UNKNOWN DANGER. 1411 01:17:39,350 --> 01:17:42,005 I AM NO COWARD, BUT I FEAR THAT ALL WILL NOT 1412 01:17:42,135 --> 01:17:43,528 MAKE IT ACROSS THIS CONTINENT." 1413 01:17:43,659 --> 01:17:46,183 JUST GO, JUST GO, JUST GO, JUST GO, JUST GO, JUST GO, 1414 01:17:46,313 --> 01:17:48,925 JUST GO, JUST GO, JUST GO, JUST GO, JUST GO, JUST GO, 1415 01:17:49,055 --> 01:17:51,971 -JUST GO-- -[MAN] DANGER. DANGER. 1416 01:17:52,102 --> 01:17:54,017 -DANGER. DANGER. -[GROWLS] 1417 01:17:54,147 --> 01:17:57,063 DANGER. DANGER. DANGER. DANGER. 1418 01:17:57,194 --> 01:17:59,109 -[GROWLS] -DANGER. DANGER. DANGER. 1419 01:17:59,239 --> 01:18:00,893 DANGER. DANGER. DANGER. DANGER. DANGER-- 1420 01:18:01,024 --> 01:18:05,289 -[GROWLS] -[MUSIC SKIPPING] 1421 01:18:05,419 --> 01:18:07,030 [DAVID, FLULA] HONEYBUDDIES, YEAH! 1422 01:18:37,190 --> 01:18:39,845 -TOGETHER: HONEYBUDDIES. -[GROWLS] 95726