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Mmm! Well, would you look at that?
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You know, I wasn't sure
if you were XXXL or XXXXL.
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Please, have a seat.
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Sit down.
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This is nice, isn't it?
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Just a nice normal dinner.
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Now... I'm sure you're wondering
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why I invited you into my beautiful home.
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Well, I have not been spoken to
like that in a long time.
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And if I'm being honest...
I was a little ticked off.
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And then I got a big old boner.
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Now I'm turned around worse
than a woodpecker in a lumberyard.
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So I'd like to hear some more.
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Byung Sung, take a walk.
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You're giving her the heebie-jeebies.
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It's all right.
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I'm a little racist too.
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Now, tell me what's on your mind.
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Why are you doing this?
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Jesus Christ.
It's pretty straightforward, Shelly.
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I'm a global country superstar
who's lost his mojo.
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I decided to kidnap my fans and force them
to live in a poor people town,
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make them share
their deepest, darkest traumas
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so I could put it in the hit songs.
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- How the fuck do you not get that?
- Oh, no, I get it.
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Oh, yeah, I get it.
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But it's not working anymore, is it?
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How do you know that?
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I've been an honorary hen hound
since I was eight years old.
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You know, you kind of
remind me of an oyster.
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What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
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I don't live in the ocean.
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No, an oyster.
It has a shell to protect it.
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I think you had a lot of people around you
who are too scared to tell you the truth.
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Sometimes a grain of sand
gets caught into an oyster
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and it's uncomfortable and harsh.
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But then sometimes that oyster takes
that sand, and it makes something magical.
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A sandcastle.
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A pearl.
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Wow. I like that.
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So you're saying...
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you're like my grain of sand.
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I could be.
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You know, um,
oysters are like an aphrodisiac.
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Gets you all wet and horny.
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- Mmm-hmm.
- I eat them all day.
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You don't need a fake town with poor
people to exploit them for their trauma.
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- Oh, I don't?
- Mmm-mmm.
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I think that you need...
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your own trauma.
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What?
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Fuck! Ow! Fuck!
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Byung Sung! Byung Sung,
I've been penetrated!
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Shoot her in the face!
Don't shoot her tits.
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Byung Sung...
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Please...
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don't shoot.
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Do you understand?
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I ain't gonna hurt ya.
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You speak fucking English?
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I do.
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He makes us speak Korean.
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Nobody really knows why.
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I guess it's just part of the gig.
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- My real name's Jeff.
- That's insane.
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Yeah, it's a doozy, isn't it?
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I'm just a theater actor.
All the guards are.
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Rodrigo was in Hamilton.
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There's a small town
about ten miles that way.
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Head there now. Go.
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Why are you helping me?
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Byung Sung's ruthless.
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But Jeff ain't. Go.
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Go now!
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Thank you.
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Oh, my God.
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Darling, what the hell are you doing
all the way out here?
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- Thank God.
- All right. It's okay.
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It's okay.
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He kidnaps fans, he tortures them.
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And then he buries the bodies.
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Good God.
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You're sure it was the Rex Henley?
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Oh.
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Yes, I'm pretty fucking sure.
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Okay, I believe you.
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All right. Now, the sheriff
is coming in right now,
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and we're gonna do everything
we can to make this right.
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- Thank you.
- All right?
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It's over.
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Hey, speak of the devil.
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Sheriff.
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How's the wife, Chris?
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Pregnant again.
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Should learn to pull out,
you little rascal.
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No fucking way.
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- I'll take it from here.
- All right.
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Let's go, boys. He's got work to do.
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Oh, no. Sit down, darling.
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Found her! Come quickly!
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It's all right.
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I ain't mad at you. I like you.
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I need you.
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Turns out, you were right
about everything.
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I don't need 200 enslaved prisoners.
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I just need one abusive relationship.
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You're my trauma.
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And I promise you, when I get home,
I'mma dig me a big old hole
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and mow all those people down
into one mass grave.
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Plus, we're gonna save
a fortune on shrimp.
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You don't have to wash your hands so much.
That's all because of you.
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You and I are not in a relationship.
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Oh, yes, we are.
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You came into my life,
you said a bunch of mean words,
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and then you left when I needed you most.
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But you got me feeling alive.
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Brains firing. I'm all bricked up.
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You're gonna stick around
and help me write one more hit song.
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I'm thinking a ballad.
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Something about love and loss,
about letting go.
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Yeah, letting go.
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- And then maybe you can let me go.
- Absolutely not.
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Because clearly, a breakup is not enough.
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I need my heart ripped out, Shelly.
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I just need to lose one person
I feel a real connection to.
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It's not gonna work.
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Why not?
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Because I'm just some girl
that you met a day ago.
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We don't even have a history.
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There's no real loss at the end of this.
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I know you have someone in your life.
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Someone who matters.
Someone who you loved.
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And...
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that's the person.
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That's the person that can inspire you
to write that hit song.
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You...
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are fucking brilliant.
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There is someone...
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Oh, no.
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Byung Sung!
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Oh, no, no, no! Byung Sung!
Oh, God, my brother.
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Why, God? Why would you take him from me?
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Oh, shit!
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I feel all these emotions.
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It worked, buddy.
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I feel it.
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I feel I miss you already.
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Oh, God. Shelly, it's working.
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Look, there's real tears
coming out of my eyes.
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I'm traumatized.
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This was my best friend. Oh, shit!
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Oh! I get to use the hankie
that you gave me.
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Look, it was made in Korea.
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I love you, my sweet Korean brother.
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Rex Henley has a new number one album out.
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Well, I guess officially, y'all,
we got a hit album.
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Shockingly, this album
is entirely in Korean.
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You've heard of K-Pop?
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This is a Korean country.
Would it be K-Cunt?
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Whatever it's called, I love it.
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Love you, Byung Sung.
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Family.
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Love them or hate them.
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You're stuck with them.
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Unless you're the Menendez brothers.
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They figured that shit out.
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Some families are happy,
others are dysfunctional.
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Some are even famous.
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Like the Frankels.
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Smile, everybody.
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Well, the Frankels are only famous
in my town because there was a rumor
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the dad got busted banging the family dog.
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- What the fuck?
- I knew it.
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- I knew it.
- You knew what?
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It was me. I started the rumor.
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So gather your families on the couch
and watch these uplifting tales.
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Or don't.
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I really don't care.
I'm just here to get away from my family.
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You're sick.
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And that's why
we named our daughter Daisy.
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Aww!
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We love you, Grandma.
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- You came!
- Yes.
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Aren't they just so wonderful?
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What is this?
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It's what Stevie and your dad
have been working on.
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- What?
- Next up, we have Stevie Segura
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telling a story of his grandfather, Wes.
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- My dad's here?
- Yeah.
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And joining Stevie
are several of his classmates.
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Take it away, Stevie Segura.
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This is gonna be bad.
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No, it'll be sweet.
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My dad doesn't do sweet.
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Welcome to the suck, homos.
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Here it is.
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Jesus Christ!
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When I asked for more marines,
I meant ones that are ready to hump.
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You sacks of shit don't look like
you can play T-ball.
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- Wow.
- Oh, my God.
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Gutierrez...
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What the hell
have you been eating, Gutierrez?
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If your fat ass holds us up
for even one second,
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I'm sending your ass back to Okinawa
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faster than you can say,
"Chuba me chimichurri."
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Sir, yes, sir.
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Fat ass.
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Steinberg!
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You're the first of your kind
in my platoon, Steinberg.
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- You got a problem with that?
- Sir, no, sir.
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Fall back and keep that nose tucked in
before it gets caught in a tripwire.
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That's my boy!
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You know we have
to transfer schools, right?
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Of course.
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Small, Reggie, put your reefer out
and turn off your Motown boogie beats!
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What the hell were you two clowns doing?
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Oh, you know, Lieutenant,
just getting a little downtime.
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Are you two ever not relaxing?
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- I'm gonna go.
- Fuck. No!
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- We're in this together.
- It's part of our culture, sir.
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We love to dance or just sit around.
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Lazy.
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Thank you for guiding us
to be more than just
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a couple of Division-3 basketball players
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who had no real shot at the pros.
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- You fellows...
- I'm sorry!
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...tell Tyrone here how we operate.
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There's no shootin' Black talk
and no jive talk.
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We're not like this. I swear.
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We're here to do one thing
and one thing only.
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Kill those two-faced rice-slopping
commie bastards.
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'Oorah!
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Goddamn gooks.
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- How did he learn all this stuff?
- By hanging out with my dad.
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Oh, it's a puppy.
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Oh, my God.
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It's the puppy story.
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Nobody wants to blow up a puppy,
but I'll do anything to protect my men.
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I will.
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That puppy will walk into
that village over there
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and get the job done for us.
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Oh, shit.
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Is that a foot?
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That's a nice touch.
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There's no better feeling
than killing the enemy.
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- Nice.
- Oh, my God.
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War is ugly, but necessary to ensure
a better world for our children.
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There you go. There you go.
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Take my own son, Tom.
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- Tommy, stand up.
- No.
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Get your ass up.
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Tom has the freedom
to do whatever he wants,
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but my men fought and died
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so he could tell jokes,
hang out with his Jew buddies
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and prance around like some Gypsy broad.
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Did you know my son needs to inject
testosterone into his body?
257
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What kind of man needs to inject
testosterone into his body?
258
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I'm 78. I had no problem
putting lead into my pencil.
259
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No needles, no pills.
260
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Thank you.
261
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Attaboy. Attaboy!
262
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- Jesus Christ.
- I know. That was very...
263
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- Thank you...
- Bad.
264
00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:52,371
...Stevie, and, uh, of course, Wes,
265
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for that interesting lesson in history.
266
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Uh...
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Up next, we have Luis Ochoa
and the story of his grandfather, Hector.
268
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- Holy shit.
- Excuse us.
269
00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:10,551
South Beach, Miami, 1991,
was all about cocaine.
270
00:15:11,535 --> 00:15:15,055
And that's because of... me.
271
00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:18,767
- I think I wanna see this.
- Yeah, me too.
272
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,400
Come and get some!
273
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:22,693
Our kid's not that bad.
274
00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:25,779
No way. That's illegal. We're just racist.
275
00:15:25,799 --> 00:15:28,402
Let's go.
276
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Don't touch it.
277
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:33,871
Disgusting. That's why
we're always out of peanut butter.
278
00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:35,576
Okay.
279
00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:38,959
I understand.
280
00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:41,290
All right. Goodbye, Genevieve.
281
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:43,714
I love you.
282
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:45,085
I said, "I love you."
283
00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:48,969
Feelings change?
284
00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:50,554
Yeah, I'm hungry.
285
00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:52,009
That's my feeling.
286
00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:57,811
Oh. Sir, you are back.
287
00:15:57,831 --> 00:16:00,814
Has your lady, uh, she arrived?
288
00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:02,691
Uh, dinner solo--
289
00:16:02,711 --> 00:16:05,569
- Please. No.
- In English, sir.
290
00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:07,649
Your... Your French is very...
291
00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:09,651
sad to me.
292
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:12,780
She will not be joining me this evening.
293
00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:17,957
The chef has already begun to prepare
the lamb broth dinner for two.
294
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,918
- So unfortunately--
- It's fine. I'll pay for it.
295
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:22,419
Very good, sir.
296
00:16:22,439 --> 00:16:23,754
Plus, this is better.
297
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:25,959
Now you very much enjoy more food.
298
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:28,837
Because you're fat.
299
00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:30,506
Thank you.
300
00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:37,930
Oh, I didn't order that.
301
00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:51,485
I moved to fucking Gordes!
Gordes, France. For her!
302
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:56,698
Don't grieve, for there are,
what do they say?
303
00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:59,415
"Plenty of fishes in the sea, oui"?
304
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:02,084
You know, she said
my teeth were fucked up.
305
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:05,415
She made me get adult braces
and I feel stupid.
306
00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:11,797
Would you like to know
a simple secret to life?
307
00:17:13,907 --> 00:17:15,050
Sure.
308
00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:21,515
Be open to the right opportunity
when she presents herself.
309
00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:26,650
Merci beaucoup.
310
00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:29,069
Please. Don't speak French.
311
00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:30,988
I'm sorry. I'm really fucking drunk.
312
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:32,156
Well, yeah.
313
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:34,366
Welcome to France, eh? Yeah.
314
00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:36,326
You have to hold your liquor, right?
315
00:17:36,346 --> 00:17:39,449
You know, I lost 300 lb.
316
00:17:41,935 --> 00:17:44,043
Bonjour. This is Genevieve.
317
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,169
Leave a message.
318
00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:47,504
I can't fucking drive.
319
00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:50,007
Hey, Genevieve. This is Joe.
320
00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:51,712
I'm still in Gordes.
321
00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:57,222
I moved here to be with you,
if you recall, and guess what?
322
00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:58,682
I'm not sorry.
323
00:17:58,702 --> 00:18:00,225
I met a guy.
324
00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:01,435
Not like that.
325
00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:05,564
Like a cool older guy, and he says
there's fishes everywhere.
326
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:09,109
So I'm gonna catch a long-nosed fish,
327
00:18:09,129 --> 00:18:12,529
like the kind just mounted
over a fireplace.
328
00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:13,739
You ever see those?
329
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:16,283
And you're like, "Holy fuck!
Did you catch that?"
330
00:18:16,303 --> 00:18:17,701
So big.
331
00:18:17,721 --> 00:18:19,573
How many fish did you see?
332
00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:22,993
Oh, this is stupid. I'm not sending this.
333
00:18:24,394 --> 00:18:27,080
Fuck. Did I just send that?
334
00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:47,684
Me?
335
00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:56,235
Okay.
336
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:06,959
Hello?
337
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,080
I'm back here.
338
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:13,168
Wow.
339
00:19:16,029 --> 00:19:21,260
Why are you the only handsome man
that has ever passed by?
340
00:19:23,078 --> 00:19:24,221
I don't know.
341
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:29,268
I've been standing at that window
for three whole days.
342
00:19:29,918 --> 00:19:31,520
I'm glad I walked by.
343
00:19:32,212 --> 00:19:33,313
Me too.
344
00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:36,066
I'm Katie.
345
00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:40,362
Uh... I'm Joseph.
346
00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:42,155
Joseph?
347
00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:44,992
Juju?
348
00:19:46,476 --> 00:19:48,203
I like that name.
349
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:52,958
You have broad shoulders, Juju.
350
00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:56,295
And beautiful eyes.
351
00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:59,047
- I'm glad you like them.
- Mmm!
352
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:04,136
That was...
353
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:06,430
very nice.
354
00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:08,103
You're a real man.
355
00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:10,230
I am? I am.
356
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:12,853
Mm. It's not easy to find.
357
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:16,028
You're having trouble finding a man?
358
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:16,945
Oui.
359
00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:19,239
Did you ever go outside?
360
00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:22,362
Oh...Mais oui, Juju.
361
00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:24,865
You are...
362
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:26,575
stunning.
363
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:30,245
I mean, I was seeing someone.
364
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:32,748
She said I'm a friend type.
365
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:36,048
Then I met a cool older guy.
366
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,717
He was saying,
"There's a bunch of fishes--"
367
00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:40,344
I want you to fuck me.
368
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:42,341
What? Yeah, okay.
369
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:46,636
I do. I mean, I want to. Thank you.
370
00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:49,765
Fuck. Yeah, let's do that.
371
00:20:58,423 --> 00:20:59,483
Oh, my God.
372
00:21:01,718 --> 00:21:03,533
But...
373
00:21:03,553 --> 00:21:05,364
I want you to do me a favor.
374
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,992
Okay, yeah, sure.
375
00:21:10,894 --> 00:21:12,829
You have to fuck my sister first.
376
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,042
She's my twin.
377
00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:22,381
Okay? Sure. I can do you that favor.
378
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,383
Promise?
379
00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:29,054
I will do my best, madam.
380
00:21:32,874 --> 00:21:36,233
- Do you want me, Juju?
- Mmm-hmm. Yes. Yes.
381
00:21:36,253 --> 00:21:38,902
- I want you.
- Oh. Good. Good.
382
00:21:38,922 --> 00:21:41,321
No! I want you to want me more!
383
00:21:41,341 --> 00:21:43,282
- I never wanted anybody more.
- More!
384
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,993
I want you to take me
and do whatever you want with me.
385
00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:48,328
Whatever pleases you. Mm!
386
00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:50,622
- Juju! Yes. Okay?
- Okay.
387
00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:52,082
- Okay.
- Watch your step.
388
00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:54,042
I'm yours, Juju.
389
00:21:54,062 --> 00:21:55,455
Yes.
390
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:58,297
But first... my sister.
391
00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,501
Okay.
392
00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:02,884
Is she coming or is she here?
393
00:22:02,904 --> 00:22:04,214
What does she look like?
394
00:22:05,615 --> 00:22:06,800
Oh...
395
00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:09,099
No! Fuck!
396
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:11,555
Who is this?
397
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,517
What is that?
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