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'Tada Forest'

What happened?

What is it?

- What happened, Thiru? - Don't know

Come on

Who are you?

Why did you come to this forest?

Sir, actually we are from-

Yov! Why did you hit me?

Sir, I was talking to yo-

Our business is smuggling red sandalwood

If you come in mufti you think I can't find out?

You've got it wrong

We are not cops, sir

We took the wrong route when we were on an important mission

We landed here

Please, sir Let us go

If we don't my life will be ruined

Please

I don't think he understands Someone please translate

Sir, your assumption is wrong

We are on our way for a very important task

If we don't go now it will be disastrous

'Please, sir'

Wow!

'Even this redwood is soooper'

Leave her behind and you can leave

Thiru!

Thiru, it's getting late Let's go from here

Thiru, come

'You landed in the forest taking a wrong route'

'Thanks to you we have arrested the culprit we were looking for ages'

What happened to your vehicle?

- Our car had a break-down - Don't worry

We'll drop you in our police jeep

'Constable? Take them'

'Who are they?'

'Where are they heading?'

'What are they searching?'

'Between this film's title and these people are you wondering why there's no link?'

'Even if they look serious'

'...actually they are really a very lame, ordinary gang'

'The extent to which they are lame-'

'90 days ago'

'This is our hero...Thiru'

'Age...for many years he is stuck on the same number!'

'Profession Matrimony'

'To put it decently Marriage broker'

'He's into this business because he didn't get any other job'

'You can gauge from this his educational qualifications!'

Of course he is an Engineering student

'This girl who feels like Anushka Sharma'

'...she will introduce herself to you'

Thiru, a new girl has applied for our Matrimony

The groom is ready for her

Take a look

Love is different from friendship

I have an image of how the love of my life should be

No way will you fit into that category

How many times to tell you?

When you travel long distance

...won't you carry a spare anticipating a flat tyre?

Feel free to love any girl but only I am your 'stepney' love

You also free to love any guy but only I am your 'stepney' lover

Madcap! How many times to tell you? Are you brainless or what?

'People generally think twice to buy a second hand car'

'He is bending backwards for a 2nd hand girlfriend'

'He is Akash'

'Next you'll see Thiru's family'

Dad, what was so urgent?

I'm here now, tell me

You keep finding brides for everyone in this town

I have found a bride for you

Take a look at her snap You'll be zapped!

When I started my Matrimony website she was the 1st girl I found a groom for

I have fixed so many weddings

I've warned you not to steal photos from my office

Father and son have been whispering for a long time

I can see your lips move but I can't hear anything

I keep telling you to buy a hearing aid, you never listen

What is he saying?

If she uses a hearing aid...

...people will know she is hearing impaired it seems

Raising your tone to talk to amma do you have to yell-

'You would've met 1 madcap per family but an entire mad family, this is 1st time'

- Where is the file I had kept? - How can a peacock come into our life?

'This is Dr Ramakrishnan'

'He is a character with maximum weight in this story!'

'But don't ask me to guess his weight!'

- Send it to my room - Okay, doctor

I find it tough to even break the news

You have a weak heart

So in another 10 or 15 days-

Will I die in 10 or 15 days, huh?

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Hold it

Knowing you'll die soon you're dancing happily

I won't be able to see my death

At least you watch and enjoy, doctor

Here...I'm waiting

When I was sharpening my pencil...

...the blade cut my finger and it started bleeding

It shouldn't become septic So I applied Betadine

I took painkiller Taxine

I'll be okay if you give me a Tetanus Toxoid shot

Why don't you inject it yourself?

Okay, doctor, if you give me the syringe, I can-

Nurse, come here

Administer an ATC shot and in the morning-

Get the TT injection also

Why is your pulse making a tick-tick sound?

Because you're holding my watch!

Nurse, give him that antibiotic

Don't take it on an empty stomach

Should I wear a t-shirt, doctor?

Who are you?

- I'm Thiru - I'm Dr Ramakrishnan

- Doctor...! - What happened now?

It hurts like hell

A blade scratched you on the surface

You're making a fuss as if you are on your death bed

A girl is about to die in another 15 days

A girl will lose her life in 15 days

Even after knowing this she danced like Prabhu Deva!

Who is she, doctor?

My death is confirmed

That girl over there clad in a yellow 'churidhar'

"A girl like this so pretty I swear on the Almighty"

"I've never met till now, believe me"

"This very minute, right now"

- Pencil...? - Sir...?

You can't take your eyes off her

Do you know that girl?

'I saw her 1st in the temple in Kumbakonam'

'I was stunned by her affection towards that grandma'

They are not part of her family at all

'She has brought the inmates of an Old age Home'

'...to visit the temples here'

'And bought them new clothes too'

No chance, sir

I sincerely love her

'A sudden strike was announced in Kumbakonam on that day'

'All modes of transport had come to a standstill'

'When I was wondering how to befriend her-'

'We are already half way to the temple, get a cab'

'I realized she had missed her friends'

'and was stranded'

'At that point of time the Bullet bike I got'

'...was like a man who was ravenous finding a plateful of spicy 'parotta''

'My love life that had swept me off my feet like a rocket'

'...was slowed down with a sudden brake by the God Almighty'

Hey! Watch it!

'When I opened my eyes my girl was half-drowning'

'Don't get me wrong I meant water, not liquor!'

Thanks to your accident my dress tore

Is this you as a kid?

- You are beautiful - I want my phone back

Give it to me

'I want my phone'

Dai!

I want my phone!!

Imagination, huh?

'When I felt bad missing the easy ball bowled to me'

'...like a Godsend the bowler gave me a chance to lap it up as a sixer'

'That blessed bowler was Bullet Pushparaj'

Who ruined my 'wife'?

Excuse me, are you part of a drama troupe?

You were the one who ran away with my brother's wife?

Don't get what he said?

My bike and my wife are same, he said

What did you do to my 'wife'?

Sorry, I misused your wife

He is being so blatant

- Sorry - OH!

You manhandled my 'wife' Now it is my turn!

"Let's decide our dispute over a duel Let's settle scores in this scuffle"

"The winner takes it all you bet Bullet...bite the bullet!"

'Her friends came to pick her up'

'My love that should have stretched like a 'mega serial' soap'

'...was done and dusted in a single episode'

Have you professed your love to her?

Her thought process is, 'I will anyway die soon, why should I hurt him?'

She's hiding her feelings for me

Don't worry about all that

I'll convince that girl, make her come straight to me and say I love yo-

It's my responsibility to make her profess her love to you, okay?

Doctor...!

Sumangali who'll die soon isn't only a patient but a close friend

- Don't worry, we'll save her - I believe we will too

Our association should bear her operation expenses

Is it Sara?

This is Sara here Please go ahead

On15th, Panguni Uthiram festival is being held in Pazhani

On behalf of our Rotary Club...

...we've selected you as the 'Best Social Service woman'

Thanks a lot

I had taken a vow to visit the temple in Pazhani

Looks like Lord Muruga has called me

How is it possible?

Why...when you're so young?

I got to know only now that I'll be leaving very early

How can you be so casual about it?

What's the big deal?

When God wills it

...do we have a choice?

Excuse me

Ceremonial offering of 'Kaavadi' will also be carried

Carrying it in the morning or evening?

Should you decide even the time now?

Better to confirm everything before going

You want to garland me?

I don't want all that fanfare

Instead of spending on garland

...you can spend it on the poor and needy

Hi, di

Hey, I won't be here on the 15th I'm going, it has been confirmed

Don't feel bad I'm going

I'll take leave

'Our friend is leaving all of us and going tomorrow'

'I'll host a party tomorrow We can have a blast!'

99 weddings conducted in pomp and style

100th wedding is round the corner

You're saying that girl will die in a fortnight

Will they give only 15 sovereigns of gold?

I came with 50 sovereigns of gold however pathetic a groom you may be

Imagine for my son-

Aiyo! No, in 15 days he says-

Appa! I can't bear your raised tone

On top of it you flap your hands?

I can't talk without gesturing!

You're my only son, dear

I had built castles in the air for your wedding

My heart bleeds hearing you say you want to marry a girl who'll die

Dad, when your entire family opposed your wedding

...weren't you adamant about marrying my hearing impaired amma?

I'm your son, pa

It isn't the number of days together that count

What matters is how much I love her

I love her THAT much

He has been saying he doesn't like her

Why are you compelling him?

- Aiyo! - Why are you keeping quiet?

As if you'll understand even if I speak, madcap!

Who is crazy? You, your mother, your fathe-

AMMA!

People seeing us will say our whole family is crazy, get up

He is real heavy, I swear!

How did you hear that one word 'madcap' alone properly?

Why ask me if you can pee? Please go to the loo!

You need this!

What do you need?

Oh gawd! She has selective hearing syndrome!

"Stop"

"Yeah"

"Stop"

"It's so hot"

"Stop"

"It's so hot"

"Ohhhh"

"It's so hot"

Blinkers on!

"Oohhhh"

"Stop"

"You can't just get this Relationship"

"Stop"

"Stop if you can't cope Don't come bother me"

"Stop"

I

L

O...VE

You

I love you!

Take notes

He swallowed his saliva in fear

His hands moved like a Kathakali dancer

Like a metro rail his heart beat went thadak...thadak

...gathering momentum

Sir, did you get scared?

We are students of psychology

When a beautiful girl professes to a so-so looking boy out of the blue

...it means, we are testing his reaction

There are 1000s of men around

Why make a beeline to me?

Cool...cool, sir Don't get tense

Come, we'll take a selfie

Sir's phone!

She'll return it, chill

I've stored my name and # for you to send me this snap

Why are you torturing me?

Okay, handsome, bye

I don't want your byes, go

'Girls, let's get hold of another guy'

'You've wasted 5 days intending to profess your love to Sara who'll die in 15 days'

Only 10 more days left

Break your love at least today

By all means break it

According to my horoscope 2nd hand will only work for me!

She's the perfect match for me, come

An offering plate for God

Hey! Sara is here

Profess your love boldly to her

'God, bless Sumangali with a long life'

'God, bless Sara with a long life'

"Death came as a message in the name of a maiden-"

[song from 'Vasantha Maligai']

Change that ringtone of yours

This is for you

May you live for 100 years

No need for 100 years

Even if we live for 10 days must lead a dignified life

Sir, I've changed the ring tone in my phone, listen to it now

"You've been...oh my dear (st)ripped off your trouser here!"

"Pulled beyond a point pointless Yes, my love...you're pant-less"

[Song from 'Soodhu Kavvum']

[holy chant]

- I'll circumambulate the temple - Go clockwise

Swami, greetings

What was his prayer to God?

That gentleman is in love with a girl

'That girl will live only for 15 days it seems'

'He is performing 'Navadhanya' ritual for her to lead a long and healthy life'

'Honestly that girl is indeed blessed'

'Hey, remember we met a chap in Kumbakonam'

- Thiru - 'Yes'

We have misjudged him

- He's genuinely a good man - 'What?'

Knowing Sumangali will die within a fortnight...

...he has decided to marry her

- 'Really?' - True

- He's really great - 'Sara darling'

Dad, where did you go?

My darling daughter, Sara

I'm gasping for breath, searching for you all over

The other day you came to see me in the hospital about your friend Sumangali

You are paying for her treatment through your association

I know a chap who is in love with her

He's willing to marry her too

Wait...wait

Does he sport a beard?

Hey, yes

Thiru...?

Yes, the same chap

I just got to know about him

That girl means the world to her, dear

She is being operated today

- Sir...? - Hey, Thiru

I must share this happy news with you

As soon as I told the girl who will die within 15 days about your love...

...her pulse and heartbeat became normal, I say

'I operated on her today'

It's a medical miracle!

She will lead a long and healthy life

Sir...?

Is that so?

'Yes, my dear man'

Your love is that powerful

What did she say?

1st she hesitated, then my daughter spoke about you and convinced her

She made her agree

Oh! So sweet

Please thank her on my behalf

My daughter is right next to me You thank her yourself

Listen, dear

Sumangali's boyfriend Thiru

Thiru, huh?

- Hello - Thank you very much

Actually I should only thank you

By the way Thiru I have a question for you

How did you fall in love with that girl?

I fell flat, love at 1st glance!

You laugh just like her

"This maiden...this mesmerizing missy I love her to the highest degree"

"I like her immensely"

"That damsel...so adorably awesome I love her to kingdom come"

"Sky is the limit to loving her ways winsome"

"This girl...this glam-doll divine I love her till the end of time"

"I like her SO much, her looks sublime"

"That beautiful babe, my precious princess My love for her is ever so limitless"

"For keeps, my tryst will continue tireless"

"Miles away, far faraway endlessly She is distancing herself from me"

"She's kidnapping me cleverly"

"This maiden...this mesmerizing missy I love her to the highest degree"

"I like her immensely"

"No make-up on her face Her hair not combed in place"

"But I like her face full of grace"

"No perfume or jasmine on her hair But I like the scent of this woman fair"

"Not roly-poly or skinny as a beanpole But I still like her shape on the whole"

"She doesn't speak English or Hindi I love this Tamil girl so heavenly"

"I've gone bonkers over her, I'm mad Laughing and talking to myself; so sad"

"Not yet married to my true love But I've become her husband now"

"This girl...this glam-doll divine I love her till the end of time"

"I like her SO much, her looks sublime"

"With her quid eyes playful she swallows me soulful"

"I love that, ever so beautiful"

"If I look at her all of a sudden I love the way she looks back, this siren"

"My own birthday I just don't care But her birthday is a special affair"

"More than my own mother and father her parents have a special corner"

"I'm a slave to all her pranks impish"

"Being dad to her baby I'll really relish"

"This beautiful babe, my precious princess My love for her is ever so limitless"

"For keeps, I'll treasure timeless"

"That damsel...so adorably awesome I love her to kingdom come"

"Sky is the limit to loving her ways winsome"

"Miles away, far faraway endlessly She is distancing herself from me"

"She's kidnapping me joyously"

Doctor is so punctual

He has even come with my girl He truly rocks!

Who is that?

May be the doctor's daughter?

But no resemblance whatsoever

May resemble her mother Why bother?

We are here to speak our hearts out

Tell me what is in your mind

Come on

The very 1st time I saw you...

...I flipped for you

A niggling doubt whether you'll accept my love or not

But...

For you...for accepting my love

For her, for making you accept

I have no words to express

No words at all

He was very candid about his thoughts

Now open your mind, come on

Even if one feels that way

...how can a girl

...openly, publicly express her love?

It is tough, right?

I can understand

I can see your eyes overflowing with love!

Hello, please come

Greetings

The girl looks very pretty

- Can we fix an auspicious wedding date? - Sure...sure

What are you yakking about?

Why don't you find out if we can fix an auspicious wedding date?

Is she short of hearing?

Sir, she is a little HARD OF HEARING!

I can hear very well

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The bride's father is very witty

I'm indebted to this girl who united both our families into this happy knot

With your permission

Go...go

Go, man

Thanks a lot

Thank you

Made for each other, right?

I know

Hey! Look at this

Yeah, this is Dubai king speaking

To India?

I have no time to fly down to India

Bye...bye

What's news, dude?

Do you have to get married?

Absolutely...!

Time now is 7:30

If you get married now your whole life will be jinxed

My dad says he'll die if I don't marry

If you marry, you'll die post wedding!

This girl is from Chennai Her name is Sara

Take a look

- Reject this girl - What do you mean?

- No need - Tell me why

Sara!

Hey, get up No limit to selfies!

- Get lost! - Move...move

Sara

Give her water

- Doctor - 'Hey Thiru'

You said my girlfriend won't have any other hassle?

She was lying unconscious on the road

She is eating 'masala dosa' in front of me!

- 'Masala dosa'? - Because 'onion rava dosa' takes time

This is just a filler

Aiyo! Doctor

Confirmed my girlfriend is here

Where are you now?

Aiyo!

Will both of you talk coherently?

- I've brought your girlfriend, Thiru - Sir

This is your daughter, sir

She is my girlfriend, sir

Take your hands off

Appa, no-

Aiyo! She is my daughter

Getting my daughter and your girlfriend mixed up

So is your daughter my girlfriend?

Why are you confusing me?

Wait...wait

Be very clear about this

Who is daughter and who is girlfriend?

He is clear

Only we are confused!

What are you saying?

Doctor...daughter

Boyfriend girlfriend

What are you thinking?

He thought you will die within 15 days

He was still ready to marry you

He must be having a heart of gold!

'1st time I set eyes on you...'

'I fell in love with you'

'How is it possible?'

'Why come at such an early age?'

'He is performing 'Navadhanya' ritual for her to lead a long and healthy life'

I never expected you to do this

No need

Stop right now

If I say so...

...are you prepared to listen?

Promise?

Hailing from 'Thirupaachi' 'Madurai' 'Jilla'

Groom Thiru 'Azhagiya Thamizh Magan'

...proposes to his sparrow Sara, 'Kuruvi' from 'Sivakasi'

With 'Ghilli' attitude says 'Poovae unakaaga'

The bride's father, without brandishing a 'Thuppakki' or 'Kaththi'

'...approves 'Kadhalukku Mariyadhai'

'Sarkar' of both families

'Thulladha Manamum Thullum' in joy

'Conducts this event with 'Kushi' and celebrates with sparks of 'Theri'

'...this engagement, zapping one and all, the 'Mersal' way

Are you a fan of Thalapathy Vijay?

- Yes, sir - No wonder this string of his films!

By the way this is Sara's elder sister

My first born Gayathri

- 'Vanakkam' - Her doctor husband Arun

Thiru has conducted 99 marriages through his matrimonial agency, so far

I am so glad this is his 100th and happens to be his own wedding

This coming Friday let us go to Tirupati and get Lord Balaji's blessings

Very same evening we will perform Ring changing ceremony and Reception

Next morning

Wedding

Maro, okay with my plans?

Maro...?

If brother can be 'bro'

...why can't son-in-law who is 'marumagan' be 'maro'?

Listen, my dear I have an idea

Why can't we conduct this wedding in Tirupati?

Bride's father is of the same opinion!

No need to print invitations

If the groom's father shouts from a flyover

...entire Tamil Nadu can hear!

1 minute, sir

- Hey Raja - From Dubai?

Hey Thiru, how are you?

I thought of calling you How are you?

- 'I am fine' - Okay...okay

- You are coming here tomorrow - 'Why?'

I am getting married in Tirupati on Sunday

Leave here tomorrow? Are you kidding?

I have 4 hotels under my control in Dubai

Even 1 day of my absence will be a disaster

'You-'

Hey...! No cuss words

Fine, I'll come tomorrow and conduct your wedding

Who was that, 'maro'?

Sir, my friend from Dubai

Raja...from 3rd grade he and I are thick as thieves, sir

He will forsake his life for his friend, sir

'Hey...love marriage or arranged marriage for you?'

'After you stick your head on the railway track...'

...what does it matter if it is Cheran Express or Pandyan Express?

Thiru is getting married tomorrow Why talk of death, a bad omen?

Marriage is a bad omen, dude

He is negative because he is frustrated he's still single!

But our bride is in a different league

Simple and homely

She won't even lift her head

Nowadays girls bend only to fiddle with their iPhones!

"I love her till the end of time"

Show me

"You will like her SO much"

Take a look You will be shocked

Loveleaks is a popular website

Whatever lovers are upto in theaters, beach and parks

...are recorded and uploaded without their knowledge

This video was leaked in that manner

I'm in Dubai and I know How come you're unaware?

Hey, don't spare her

Hey Thiru, call her

Hey Thiru, don't Listen to me

- You'll get into a fix - Engaged, huh?

- Young age, that's why - Try again

These girls when young play with toys When they grow up they play with boys!

Not reachable? So what?

Record a video with all the cuss words you know

Maximum swear words

You want me to yell at her?

Sara

I loved you with all my heart

But you-

What is it now?

What heart...far-

Your words should be intense with full emotion

Think you are the cat's whiskers?

You should be blunt Not sugarcoat

Yell now, full force I'll take care

Hey you! Sara

Consider yourself the cat-

Cat's whiskers?

Now what?

Why that pause between cat and whiskers?

What you said sounds like the cat has whiskers!

Not like that

Cat's whiskers!

- Cat's whiskers! - Big shot

Cat's whiskers

Hey you! Sara!

Think you are the cat's whiskers?

I fell flat for you and chased you night and day

But you want a man a day!

Your sister is like crow's crap!

Your father isn't father-in-law only to me

Let me tell you

'He is the father of all procurers!'

Choosing a bride from a 3rd rate family like yours

...when we are far superior we should die of shame

Do you know how sincerely I loved you?

When I told you to exchange your old phone for a new one

You refused saying you like to have 2 phones

I didn't understand then Now I know what you meant

You like 2 of everything

I AM A SECOND HAND!

May even be 3rd or 4th hand!

Even 5th or 6th!

You think only you can have a 2nd hand?

Thiru can't, huh?

I am Thiru's second hand

Sara will be so mortified she will wish she's dead

Call yourself a friend?

Playing with your friend's life?

- Goody-goody! - I like that

She has already played her game

Do you know the meaning of friend?

When you write 'friend' last 3 letters spell 'end'

One who walks till the very end

Now let me 'send'

- What, dude? - Hey!

I've been trying to reach you since 4'o clock

Sara and her father have already left for Tirupati

He's talking to someone else instead of calling his son

- Hey, who is on the phone? - My dad

Immediately stop the wedding

Tell him to cancel the wedding

- Appa - Hey! Don't

- Give me the phone - Why are you snatching it?

Stop playing the fool

It's his life Give it to me

Listen to-

Hey! Don't-

Talk...go ahead

[carefree laughter]

'You watched a sample of joyous laughter'

'Next you'll be seeing a bride'

'Suppose she is in contact with a smart guy like me before her wedding'

'Coming to know about this...'

'...the entire town will ridicule the bridegroom'

[scornful laughter]

- Bash him - Don't hit me

Why mess up my friendโ€™s life?

- Stop it! - How long have you known Sara?

Why are you hitting my son?

For what your son did-

Your assumptions are all wrong

'I used to mimic many people even when I was a kid'

'My dream was to become #1 in mimicry'

'I visited several TV channels to fulfill this dream'

'But my talent never received the due recognition it deserved'

'Out of frustration I decided to commit suicide'

NO

'Sara madam was the one who rescued me at that time'

'The First Aid she administered...'

'...was captured in a mobile by someone who uploaded it in Facebook'

'But not bothering about it one bit'

'...she nurtured my career by getting me a job in a TV channel'

'She was God in human form!'

"Trusting many a 'forever friend' this heart has been deceived in the end"

[song from 'Simla Special']

"This heart has been back stabbed in the end"

"Toddy and milk differ by name But in color look the same"

When you were leaving for your wedding in a happy frame of mind

...the scumbag who showed you this video

If only I get hold of him my slippers will speak!

Fortunately your presence of mind brought you here directly

If you had listened to the advice of bad friends...

...and yelled at her in a drunken state

'...your marriage would have been called off'

That's why I cautioned you, dude

Not to text in a drunken stupor

Mistake, machan

Even I said

...to enquire properly before calling even though I was drunk

Machaan!

- Dude! - Thiru

Don't get mad at me

I did all this purely in good faith

Don't get mad at me

Drop it

Okay, forget it

He was in a drunken stupor

What is the use of forgetting now? She would've seen my message

My wedding has been called off

Because of you-

Machan, your phone

Pick it up

Just check who's calling

Dubai, move aside

Uncle is calling from there

Why are you hesitating?

Be bold and speak up

If he sounds positive means he didn't see your text

- In case he sounds negative - End of story!

Dubai, you'll be dead meat, man

Attend the call

'Hi 'maro', good morning, Where are you?'

He hasn't seen it Go ahead, reply

- Maro? - Talk to him

'Where are you, maro?'

Where are you?

At Thiruvalangadu on the way to Tirupati

Our whole family is in the temple of our family deity

'If Sara gets the right match we had taken a vow'

...to adorn our Lord Shiva with silk, light lamps as per our custom

And distribute food to all the devotees

That is in progress now

I asked God for a good son-in-law

But...

...I never expected He would bless me with a good son!

Maro, don't mistake me for asking you

I need a small favor

On your way, at Tamil Nadu and Andhra border...

...there is a small 'idli' shop at Kanakammachatram

'Masala vada' in that shop is simply sooooper!

If you can get me a few crisp 'vadas' and thick coconut 'chutney' as take away

My stomach will remember you till my last breath, huh!?

- Okay, sir - 'Why are you calling me sir?'

'Call me mama'

'Or call me 'mamov' in a stylish way'

'Come soon, maro'

Okay, uncle

You heard that?

Happy now?

Hey

Don't worry, there is an easy way to stop Sara from seeing this message

There is an option 'Delete for everyone'

When you delete from your phone...

...she won't be able to see it

Even I am aware of that

But that holds good only for an hour

A whole night has passed

- This can't be deleted - Yes

Both of you dozed off totally tanked last night

Then how can you delete?

'How dumb can they get! Highly irresponsible'

Don't lose your cool, Thiru Give me your phone

I can see only a single tick

Message has been delivered but Sara has not read it

Okay...? Look at me

Your uncle will take atleast 90 minutes to leave Thiruvalangadu

Between Thiruvalangadu and Tirupati...

...you won't get signal anywhere

Because I've travelled that route

There is no chance of Sara seeing the message before that

So...if we leave immediately from here

...catch up with your father-in-law's car and take the phone from Sara

- All issues can be solved - Let's do this

If we take the Tada route we can catch Sara's car

So says Google!

"Breeze wafting over the screwpine flower Makes a fragrant impact on me forever"

"The floral scent sets the stage for me"

"Converses like a lass ever so lovely"

[song from 'Mullum Malarum']

What a song!

No one can match our Ilaiyaraja

Is it that easy to be hailed 'maestro'?

Soooper!

Listen to the violin now

I can hear someone munching 'murukku'

Grinding your teeth?

Sorry

Hey Dubai, have you set the right address in Google?

- Yeah - By the way

'Have you taken this route earlier?'

Then what?

Recently

About 25 years ago

I went with my parents to Tirupati to have my head tonsured

I've typed that route

Check for yourself

Tada

Tada...Tada

'Tada Forest'

Don't worry, we'll drop them back in our department's jeep

'Now...present moment'

Thank God No blue tick!

Sara hasn't seen it as yet

Should go before Sara sees the message

We'll make it

As it is we are late by 30 minutes

By now they would've reached Tirupati

- Sir, how far is Tirupati? - 13 km away, sir

- Thirteen, huh? - Please speed up, sir

Hey, we have reached Tirupati

Please God, save us

Sir, that's the hotel

Take left

Senior 'maro' counted the suitcases?

I'm checking, 'mama'

Hey...junior 'maro'

Why have you come in police jeep?

On the way our car...break down

- Police...friend- - Not anything drastic?

Thank God

What?

Did you get me the crisp 'vada' and thick coconut chutney?

The crow pecked it away!

Gone with the wind, huh?

If you can't take care of a 'vada' how will you handle life?

It's okay

Sara

- What? - Gauging the happy mood

I don't think she has seen your message

Why do you say that in such a sad way?

Thiru...hi!

Appa...?

What, my dear?

Thiru, what is this?

Why did you to this?

Do you know how sincerely I loved you?

I never expected such a message!

Your father has ordered 1000 'laddus' for our wedding

He has forwarded that message to me proudly

'I have ordered 1000 'laddus' from Tirupati'

Why should your father do what my father has to do?

Why did you hide such a huge issue from me?

Good question, my dear

Did my father send such a message?

Yes

Appa!

Let me see

Low battery

Wait, 'maro'

Ramesh is my close friend who is in charge of the 'laddu' section in Tirupati temple

If your dad had told me I would've ordered bigger 'laddus'

He should do what he is good at

Your dad did what he shouldn't do

You didn't do what you should have

You forgot 'vada' and my request

Hope you don't forget the bride

Thank god

Instead of a full stop, God has added a comma and story continues

You may have escaped now

When phone gets charged you're in for 'lathi' charge!

He has a PhD in Negativity Nab him and thrash him

'Good omen for your married life'

Welcome

Who said you can order 'laddu'? Isn't it the bride's side protocol?

What is he saying?

Welcome

Taste this sample 'laddu'

Please come

Send 4 'laddus' to my room without anyone's knowledge

Didn't I ask you what he's saying?

Wants 4 'laddus' sent to his room WITHOUT ANYONE'S KNOWLEDGE!

- Why shout a secret so loudly? - Has he gone?

Aishu baby, take your parents to 7th floor

Daddy, which is my room?

Sara darling #317 for you

Gayathri, your room is #318

Our rooms are adjacent

- 'Maro' - My room is on the top floor

Can I be in the 1st floor or 2nd floor or-

- I can be in the 3rd floor? - 3rd floor

Sir, 3rd floor is fully occupied

You are spending so much for our wedding

Your expenses are mounting

Thank you

I can help you reduce cost

And stay in Sara's room

- Did I hear you right? - I am in #801

Call me if you go down to eat

#801 is a good number Let's go

#302 is available, sir

Thanks

Keep my phone with you, sis

'Hey you! Sara!'

'Are you such a big shot?'

'I fell in love with you wholeheartedly'

'But you need to break a variety of hearts, huh?'

Choosing a bride from a 3rd rate family like yours

...when we are far superior

'Beat the wedding drums'

NO!

'You, your sister and your father should be shot in the middle of the road'

'Your father isn't 'mama' only to me'

'He is a procurer for the whole town!'

Aren't you ashamed of yourself?

I trusted you totally

Dream?

Was your wedding called off?

Phone!

She will see your message very soon

Your dream will come true!

I have come prepared with a silk sari So you don't have to look for a bride

Because you are meant for me

Thiru?

I'll receive my friends and I'll be back

'Hi Sara'

When did you come?

'Just now'

Salutations

- Yes, sir - Actually I am

Bride groom...wedding

I want to shift our baggage to the bride's room #317

- For you? - For me...keys

Please don't murder Telugu, sir

Uncle!

1st let's have breakfast

Sara was somewhere around

After going to the temple we will enjoy-

Sara, come here

If you both want to chat in private

...go to the reception area or hall or even my room, okay?

Please control yourself till the wedding gets over, maro, okay?

People may get the wrong picture I'll keep the keys, maro

- What, Thiru? - Can we talk in your room?

You heard what dad said?

I can't come to your room You can come to mine

Whatever it is, tell me here

1 second

While I am talking to her flick the keys from her bag

- Ahh...okay - Birthday

- Don't forget - Done

- What is it? - Wait

That is a flower pot

'That is a fountain'

Car parking

Aiyo!

Instead of pointing all around will you come to the point?

She is okay

What is in her bag?

If by God's grace we get married without any hitch

I vowed to get your head tonsured

Hey...are you crazy or what?

You're blabbering just for the sake of chatting, go

'Come on, girls Let's go to the dining hall'

Let go of my hand...yuck!

- It was a mistake, sorry - Hey...continue

Hello...!

Dude, no other go

Sara's room is in the 3rd floor

Enter from the rear and retrieve her phone, okay?

Hey Thiru!

Hey Thiru!

I'm throwing a 'dhoti' Hold on to it

Pull it...pull hard

'Hey! Don't let go'

'Hold tight'

Hold on to it real tight

'That's the 3rd floor!'

- That's it - Hey, that isn't Sara's room

Aiyaiyo!

Who the hell are you? I am the local MLA!

- Why did you jump in? - Mistake, sir

Maa TV channel reporter?

Will you telecast through satellite?

Hug him

Hug him tight

Hug tight

Kiss him

Take him to the bed...roll over

Hold him closer

"Hug him, hug him tight"

"Darling, hold him close in delight"

I told you to just act and you're taking it so seriously

You and this girl

...are too close for comfort in this video in my mobile

I dare you to telecast my video through satellite

- I don't want to dare! - Hey, don't push

'I'll shoot you with this gun'

'There is no bullets in that gun'

No bullet?

I paid for you and you'll take off with him?

NAB HIM!

Join @CC_Chat Telegram Group.

"Hey mamu...machan...dude, my dear He is caught, no way out I fear"

"Hey buddy...machan...in a mess He is in a soup, no way out, I guess"

"He is looking for a tonsured head urgently in the temple on the seven hills, Tirupati"

"In Palani temple he's searching vigorously for a man anointed with sacred ash piously"

"Hey mamu...machan...dude, my dear He is caught, no way out I fear"

"Hey buddy...machan...in a mess He is in a soup, no way out, I guess"

Don't I look super in this silk saree?

I am ready for the wedding!

'Hey, who is it?'

'Oh...door!'

Excuse me

Move aside

Hey! Move Excuse me

Phone!

Hey...who are you?

Hey, let go of me

Hey! Leave me Who are you?

Answer me...hey!

Bloody thief!

If my lover Thiru catches you, he will slice you to bits

"He has stuck 'fevicol' on to a tiger's tail"

"Stuck his head perilously into a rat-trap precariously"

"Blew a conch lying waste for his funeral in haste"

"With his own money he cast a spell stupidly on himself to go to hell"

"Within string hoppers now he is entangled somehow"

"Hailing many a bad omen he sent a text to Saturn"

"Hands tied, he jumped into the sea Blindfolded he jay-walked wildly"

"In his friendship however In his drunken stupor"

"All his fault, in a cycle's gap rashly He got caught, this son-in-law to be"

"Fully to blame, in a hair's breath brashly He got caught, this son-in-law to be"

"Hey mamu...machan...dude, my dear He is caught, no way out I fear"

"Hey buddy...machan...in a mess He is in a soup, no way out, I guess"

"He is looking for a tonsured head urgently in the temple on the seven hills, Tirupati"

"In Palani temple he's searching vigorously for a man anointed with sacred ash piously"

"Hey mamu...machan...dude, my dear He is caught, no way out I fear"

"Hey buddy...machan...in a mess He is in a soup, no way out, I guess"

- Thiru, where are you? - I'm running

- Why are you running? - Jogging

Jogging at 1:00 p.m?

Forget that Listen to me

A room boy came and stole my phone

Th...thief...must be dangerous

- Don't run behind him - Hey, no way

'My phone has many important messages'

Tell me about it! Did you see him?

He covered his face with a lamp shade

- Now? - What do you mean 'now'?

Now go and take rest I'll handle him

No, I'll lodge a complaint

What nonsense, I say!

Call your GM I'll complain to the police

No chance of theft in our hotel

- Check once again - Attend to it

You aren't getting water in the taps either, huh?

Some chap stole Sara's cell phone

Do they steal even slippers in such a big hotel?

- Aiyo! - Security

- Check all the staff - Yes, sir

'I have found a way to catch the cell phone thief'

'Come quickly to the 3rd floor'

What is happening here, dad?

The 3 employees working in 3rd floor in this shift

They aren't confessing who took the phone

Take them to the police station and pound them to a pulp

The thief will be caught

Standing face to face, why are you talking to each other over the phone?

He is very naive, son

If they are handed over to the police, can't we find the phone thief?

Where did you find her, pa?

I can't take his any longer

Thiru, call me from your phone

- Fast - Right now

- I'm dialling - Give it to me

Why trouble yourself, when I am there

Don't talk...dial

'Dubai Raja!'

"Hoax humbug bamboozle"

"Con game...sham...swindle"

Don't keep staring at me Think clearly...think

"Farce...fraud...forgery False...feign...fakery"

"Bluff...bunco...bogus Dodge and doublecross"

"Racket...trick...treachery Ruse...scam...chicanery"

"Hoax humbug bamboozle"

"Con game...sham...swindle"

Phone is switched off How will the thief be here?

He would've escaped at once Is this such a big deal?

Of course, it is a big deal!

This is a prestige issue for our family

'Laddu' issue made us lose face

I won't let go of this issue Action has to be tak-

Sir, lunch ready

We'll discuss this after lunch

Good idea Let's eat

You can disperse

Machan, super Give me the phone

When I missed a catch in cricket you'll knock me on my head

Didn't you catch the phone?

As usual I missed the catch

When I came down it was missing

Stand right there

I'll clobbe-

Sir, are you here?

I stole an uniform from Housekeeping

- Will you pay me? - I'm bugged the mobile is missing

Mobile missing?

Sir, go to King mobiles to trace stolen mobile

You can surely get it, sir

We'll get it?

He says we'll get it

[Song from 'Arya 2]

- Sara's phone, thank god - Give it

1st let's delete the message

This iPhone is i6 model

It will cost you Rs 30,000

New phone in this model is only 20 or 25000

- Then buy a new one - This is our phone, man

- Clear off - Sir

He wrongly assumed his fiancee is having an affair and...

...he sent a wrong message, sir

Must be truthful

Truth always triumphs!

Is that girl having another link?

How does she look? Sooper, huh?

Glam doll, eh?

Show me the girl, eh?

How dare you!

- Thiru, come away - Do you know who I am?

Let me see how you get this phone

I'll show you my true colors

Sir...sir, please don't

Don't go to Venkateshwara wedding hall and don't meet the bride Sara, sir!

You brewed up trouble in my area I won't let you off that easily

Sorry, sir

My mistake

Hit me, I don't mind

This is a family issue I will be humiliated

Please, sir

You should have thought of it before hitting me

Sir...sir...sir

- I'll fall at your feet - You don't get this

This will be my wedding gift to your bride

See you at Venkateswara wedding hall

Sir...sir...he is a good fellow

Please sir...sir...please

- Sir, don't - Sir, please don't

Hey boys Come along

Hey Thiru, don't Listen to me

He might pop off Come away

Our video message to Sara didn't even get delivered

Check in your phone

It has been delivered See, blue tick

Someone is calling

Sara's phone is with us

But Sara is calling us!

Why hesitate? Go ahead, talk

Dai! Thiru

'Dai', huh? This isn't her voice

Respect is on the decline too

This is Saara here, da

Psychology Saara, da

'I love you'

I've stored my name and # for you to send me this snap

Look, Saara

Our Sara is S-a-r-a

This is 'psychology' Sara, huh?

In your drunken state you've sent the video meant for our Sara to this Saara

- I won't - Come here

I know you'll hit me

I won't hit, da I'll hug you

Hug, huh?

I'm so embarrassed

'Psychology' is waiting on the line, talk to her

Saara, how is life?

You ruined my life, da

Your one single message ruined my whole life

'Do you know how happy I was, with my family on my wedding eve'

'That was when I saw your video message'

'Hey you! Saara!'

'I fell flat for you and chased you night and day'

'But you want a man a day!'

Sara, I hate you

You want a 2nd hand, 3rd hand, 4th hand, 5th hand, huh?

'My wedding got called off because of your video message'

'My dad is an ex-military man'

I won't forgive you

When I was young and I went with you on any hunt

...whatever the animal you'll ask me to shoot it

Ages since I went on a hunting spree

Dude, this is just a toy gun

Oh my God!

Suppose I sent this video message you sent me, to your bride

I swear you won't hear trumpets or drums

You'll hear only a conch blowing at your funeral!

Shut up!

We are not nitwits to fall for any story of yours

We are smart enough to know

...a conch doesn't sound like that

This is its real sound

Statue!

I told you repeatedly

She's a good girl and don't hide anything from her

- Shall I tell her? - Huh?

Okay, I'll handle this

Thiru

Loves you intensely

Aiyaiyo!

When you professed your love that day

...did you notice his reaction?

'There are 1000s of men around'

'Why make a beeline to me?'

'There are 1000s of men around'

'Why make a beeline to me?'

'Why are you torturing me?'

'Why do you torture me like this?'

'He loves me so intensely, huh?'

Daiiiii! You can't hide true love

This is the only way to escape from her, please, dude

In this issue alone Dubai seems to be right

Simply nod your head We'll handle the rest, okay?

I'll just nod my head

We can manage the rest

Just accept the truth

You couldn't reciprocate, only because your parents fixed another bride for you

'Is that why he sent that video?'

Tell her that's why to stop her wedding

...you hardened yourself and sent that video

Nod your head

She's falling for our fib

Instead of deriding me and expressing your love indirectly

...you could have sent a straight 'I love you' message, right?

Listen we can explain only messages that have been sent

If you ask something new we'll be in a fix

You have another shocking piece of news

What?

You'll be zapped if you hear it

Hey! Where are you running off to?

He's feeling shy!

Love!!

Thiru, come here

If you make a mistake you shouldn't hide, face the problem

His bride-to-be already has a lover

Raja...!

Don't start crying

Isn't it a fact?

We are calling him this evening and uniting him with Thiru's bride-to-be

Tomorrow

Both of you

Be happy That's all

Thiru, you must be really blessed to get friends like this

Din it into his head

'One who walks till the very end is friend'

Why are you silent?

Our clothes match Same pinch!

Pinch-u!

I too love you!

'Actually the 1st time I set eyes on you I liked you very much'

I never dreamt the words I professed for a psychology test will come true today

'How much you should love me to send such a bold video'

'...and cancel my wedding'

Is she the bride?

She looks like a palm fruit seller at the tollgate?

His boyfriend must be a guava seller for sure

Go and tell her she can find her boyfriend soon

You are suspecting me of being unfaithful, right?

You should be suspicious

You should ask me who she is and why I hugged her?

And I owe you an answer!

Why did you hug her?

You shouldn't ask at once

We should think with foresight

What should I think?

Where are your friends?

She's my friend's younger sister

Why is he blabbering?

- Thiru! - Thiru, ah?

She is from Tirunelveli

Aiyo!

AIYO!

Aiyaiyo!

Oh God! Some chap has cheated her and absconded

Cheated her?

I feel like puking when I see her

If a man cheats a girl naturally she will puke

If she has conceived!

Why are you behaving like a mental patient?

Affected by this, she has become mentally deranged

She says, 'hug me, marry me' to every random chap she meets

I'm her brother's friend and instead of considering me as her bro too...

...she wants me to marry her

This is the state I am in and you-

I lost my temper, Sara

You feel so bad for your friend's sister

You're really great!

Hello! Watch your step You may slip into the water

I was about to slip Thiru saved me in the nick of time

I am bonkers about him

True, Thiru told me you've gone bonkers!

I came with a gun to shoot Thiru

- Then? - But

Thiru shot me!

I love you, Thiru

I want to marry you

'Poor thing! Lunatic Blabbering away to glory'

Dad, I intend marrying Thiru

Thiru, I want to marry you

"Love at first sight? Don't kick a fuss, alright?"

"I came in right earnest to unite with you, my dearest"

"O' rooster cock-a-doodle-doo Hen's guardian, is it so?"

"You are part of our team; rhapsody Tap your feet to zap everybody"

"I want to marry you, my beau"

"I want to marry you My love so true"

"Love at first sight? Don't create a scene, alright?"

"I came in right earnest to merge with you, my dearest"

"I want to marry you, my beau"

"I want to marry you My love so true"

"Don't we get to see the teaser before the film plays in the theater?"

"Before we get married with rituals holy shall we go on a honeymoon jolly?"

"You are trying to lure me with all this messed up analogy"

"Before I can tie a knot properly you are putting me in a quandary"

"I'm a vehicle that can speed up in a jiffy to the mountain top"

"Why are you not starting readily? But hobbling on 1 foot unsteadily"

"I want to marry you, my beau"

"I want to marry you My love so true"

"If you hold my hand, it's breakfast, dear"

"A kiss becomes a 3 course meal clear"

"If you hug me it's 'biriyani' yummy"

"If you want this, dude boldly ask me to include"

"Before you've cooked your treat Baby, don't spread your feast"

"With your temerity, don't offer me a gourmet meal half cooked only"

"I am exclusive treacle toffee Come close and take a bite tasty"

"Now is a power outage, my dear Have your fill and satisfy your desire"

"I want to marry you, my beau"

"I want to marry you My love so true"

"Love at first sight? Don't kick a fuss, alright?"

"I came in right earnest to unite with you, my dearest"

"I want to marry you, my beau"

"I want to marry you My love so true"

"I want to marry you, my beau"

'She shows her gun at the least excuse!'

Come on

Give me a hand

Come, I say

"Hoax humbug bamboozle"

"Con game...sham...swindle"

Going overboard because of the message in your phone

Hurry up

Look what I'll do now

Our turn now to send her to her grave!

Give me my cell phone

I want my phone back

Give the phone

- Where is Thiru? - Saara?

Anger flashes in her eyes like Jhansi Rani

Courage in her fingers like Phoolan Devi

Energy in her stride like Naachiyaar

Anger magnified as in Arakkonam

If you delete a message from a girl's phone without her knowledge

...this was a litmus test to see your reaction!

Wow!

Superb!

Do you like my bravery?

This is child's play

I know 'Varma' too

Ram Gopal Varma?

No, Indian martial arts

- 'Maro' - Mama!

'I am here'

Hello maro

- Uncle - We didn't call them here

You too Brutus, huh?

Thiru, I love you

Why aren't you telling me?

- She's mad it seems - I'm mad, huh?

You're mad, so is your mother

- And your father - She has heard you

Okay...go

We are going to the wedding hall

Okay, bye

Given a chance looks like you'll marry her

- Where is her lover? - We are still searching

Somewhere here

He has to be here by 6:00 p.m

If he doesn't?

I'll forward the message and stop the wedding

Thiru

From the beginning I wanted this wedding to be called off

But we successfully got 99 couple married

How can so many issues crop up in your wedding?

Instead of lying so many times to hide one single lie

...let's tell Sara the whole truth

She'll definitely forgive you

"Love is just like a pane of glass How will it stick once it breaks, o' lass?"

"How will the fishes in the sea swim on the ground, tell me?"

"Love is like a mirror, dear Once broken how can the shards adhere?"

"How will the fishes in the sea swim on the ground, tell me?"

"Will we get yesterday once more today?"

"Can we forget the days we spent in blissful ways?"

"Love is just like a pane of glass How will it stick once it breaks, o' lass?"

"How will the fishes in the sea swim on the ground, tell me?"

"Love is like a mirror, dear Once broken how can the shards adhere?"

Sara's room?

Sara's classmate, huh?

Welcome

Go straight and turn left

I'm from King Mobiles

What can I do for you?

Will you believe if someone tells you your mother's milk had poison?

That's the analogy for saying Thiru suspects me

"If flowers go on suspicious mode petals will wither with heads bowed"

"Even the 'Bodhi' peepal tree here will turn to firewood fruitlessly, dear"

"A journey can't be undertaken without ups and downs uneven"

"No love on earth is possible if separation and reunion not feasible"

"Love is just like a pane of glass How will it stick once it breaks, o' lass"

"How will the fishes in the sea swim on the ground, tell me?"

"Love is like a mirror, dear Once broken how can the shards adhere?"

We can somehow manage if she suspects you

She trusts you

I don't know what I'll do

If Sara knows the truth she will die, I say

If this Saara knows she will kill you!

Only 2 more hours for the function

Before that, Sara's lover-

The lover who jilted her as per our story, find a real one

The truth will be out afterwards

We'll cross the bridge later

We have to deal with this now

This is the only way to perform this wedding

Because we have all made such a big blunder

You made me hunt for a lover for my own lady love!

'Come...come, bro'

We'll find a guy, cool

'Come...it's clear'

'Come...come'

'Isn't he 'Bullet' Pushparaj?'

'In disguise now'

The vegetable load is here

Come...no problem

Ah! Come...no prob-

'He rinsed me dry that day Today he'll fold and iron my creases!'

Come...welcome

He couldn't see through my disguise!

Bro, what dessert do you want? 'Payasam' or 'Halwa'?

Bro, I beg of you Forgive me

I kept calling my bike as 'wifey'

Because I didn't pay the dues for my bike, he took my wife away!

My father-in-law who heard about it hired killers to close my chapter

That's why I'm roaming around in this disguise, save me please

I'll get your bike and wife back

Will you nod your head for whatever I say without asking me questions?

Thiru Weds Sara

'It should be S-double a-r-a

'Must tell them to change the spelling'

'Where is Sara's lover? They said they found him'

- Success! - Who is he?

Sara's real lover

This man, huh?

Looks like a cotton candy seller in a fair

Brother?

He's too good for Sara's face!

Brother!

She's deriding your girlfriend and you're keeping quiet?

Madam, my lady love Sara is...

...as cool as 'kulfi' ice cream

As fresh and tempting as tomato

Like papaya shining bright and-

You hit me if I speak and hit me again if I don't

You too, huh?

If you fall in love you should be steadfast till the end

You shouldn't pledge her to someone

Not pledge It was just a loan

- Loan? - Financier

A loan

Alone

He's saying 'alone' meaning spending time with his girlfriend

Yes, boss

Thiru

Don't know what soup he'll land me in

Why did you hit me now?

Is it enough if you just feel?

- Who is Sara? - Who?

- Your wife - Oh!

Shouldn't you have taken her in your bike by now?

He took away my wife instead of my bike

Was she taken away?

He came to take her away

She must be here somewhere...hahn!

She's here

'Is she also here?'

'Have you started Bigg Boss Season 3?'

'Unable to run or hide, I am stuck between the devil and the deep sea'

Not enough what you got in Kumbakonam, huh?

Brother?

What did she give you in Kumbakonam?

You ran away petrified that day

You're so gutsy today

That's the speciality of love!

However much we may be mad at the person we love...

...when we meet him face to face it will vanish into thin air

Love, huh?

Love or love-r?!

Ohh! Lover!!

LoveR!

Yes, lover

Lover

Lover

'I am the 1st actor in the world to act without knowing the scene!'

Where is that cheater-girl?

Let's search over there

That 'paniyaram' should puff mor-

Who are you, madam?

Er...I am...from

Groom's side

'The police is looking for me'

'This is the ideal place to hide'

Er...yes

Are you looking for your husband?

There...he is my husband

Oho! Is he your husband?

Come with me I'll take you

Let me go, I'll take the evening bus to Kumbakonam

- Everyone keeps hitting me - Maro, do you know who this is?

'I saw this female with that politician in the hotel'

'Why is she here?'

He is her husband it seems

Husband, huh?

Husband?

Uncle

She is-

If you get me into a fix I'll crucify you

Her husband is...this man

I remember only now

Why are you quiet?

Talk

Speak up Open your mouth

Taaaalk!

My hometown is Kumbakonam I am Bullet Pushparajan

Not that, man Tell the honest truth!

Because you lived in her house for so many years

With a lot of liberty

...she calls you her husband Say it in not a roundabout way

- I'll tell - Wait...wait

If he was just a tenant how can he become her husband?

'What spark will he light I wonder?'

How about this?

She is the house owner So she implied she is his wife

What do you say, maro?

Why are you crying?

I don't know how to perform for this scene!

Come

1st whistle in a cooker signifies the rice isn't cooked as yet

3rd whistle means the rice is overcooked

There is a reaction in between boiled and yet raw, right?

Flash that expression

Neither here nor there I'll do my best, dude

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Long live 'pakoda' MLA Naidu

Long live 'pakoda' MLA Naidu

Long live 'pakoda' MLA Naidu

'Satellite party I'll nail you now'

'Wonder how he intends crucifying me!'

Long live 'pakoda' MLA Naidu

Long live 'pakoda' MLA Naidu

Long live 'pakoda' MLA Naidu

Bring the stool here

You and that lady in a compromising position

You've wrongly assumed I have that video

1 small flash back

He got nailed, right?

Hug him Hug him tight

This bear seems very familiar

Yov! it's you!

- Me, huh? - Instead of a video of him

...you took a selfie video instead!

My post as minister is confirmed

If you give me that video I'll be eternally grateful!

'He who has killed every virtue may flee'

'But one who has forgotten a good deed can never escape free'

Tamil poet Valluvar's divine couplet

You aced it, Thiru Handled all the issues so well

Hereafter no-

If Sara sees you behaving in such a familiar manner with a girl-

'Gone case!'

'Like 'rasam' served on a banana leaf your problem is running all over the place'

Are you doubting my love?

You'll believe if I said mother's milk has poison?

Overheard, huh?

Gold can be scratched to check if genuine You are breaking it!

If milk and water is separated-

Separated?

- Shoved his feet into his mouth! - Then what happens?

Why go into all that?

Tell me what's on your mind

Listen, Thiru, whoever tells me whatever about you, I will not fall for it

Good girl

But if you take advantage of my good nature

Sara, you're wrong in assuming Thiru is my girlfriend

What is he blabbering?

She's my girlfriend

Shall I prove it to you?

Come here, baby MUAH!

She didn't hit me!

I kept quiet for Thiru's sake Come over there and my show will speak!

Sorry, Thiru

If I should accept your apology you must give me something

Guava?

Hey!

Aiyaiyo!

The lip that maligned me

...should go down on its knees and ask for forgiveness to my lips

This is called 'leg piece' in English

I mean, lip-kiss!

No kisses, huh?

That's okay

"Hey! My favorite beau What, my love?"

"Dude, dapper man Tell me, woman"

"My heart throb one and only My fair lady, tell me"

"Hey! My handsome beau Yes, my treasure trove?"

"Dude, my valentine Tell me, my love sublime"

"People are gossiping about you"

"They say '2+2 = 5' my beau!"

"Our people are maligning you"

"They say you're up to no good, dude"

"Hey! My little lassie Yes, my dear, tell me"

"My beloved, apple of my eye Tell me, man who takes me high!"

"Who spoke ill of me?"

"What did they say, dearie?"

"Who ridiculed and condemned me?"

"What was their complaint, dearie?"

"My love till the very end What, my dear girlfriend?"

"My dapper man Yes, my woman?"

"My handsome lover What, my life forever?"

"Who is Anita of Aandipatti?"

"This is the gossip in our city"

"O' my kissing cousin What, my glow within?"

"Beautiful girlie Beau, tell me"

"My sweet honey What, tell me?"

"Anita of Aandipatti is my niece sweetie"

"She is in the 5th grade, all of 10 only"

"O' my precious love Yes, my treasure trove"

"Good gentleman Yes, my woman"

"Very good gentleman Fine, tell me, woman"

"I saw a name listed in your cell phone"

"Who is that wretched Sathya, tell me, hon?"

"O' my heart's desire Yes, my inner fire"

"Dark as ebony love Heyyyyy!"

"Tresses dark as ebony, my love My paramour, tell me now"

"I swear this is the truth, my dear Sathya, he is my dear friend so sincere"

"My lover boy steady Yes, my princess heady"

"My equal half dance-king Tell me, my delightful darling"

"At night, you utter the name 'Devi'"

"Why do you send me in a jealous tizzy?"

"My kissing cousin Yes, my life within"

"Inside the atrium of my heart What, sweetheart never to part?"

"I was thinking of Goddess Karumari Devi"

"I have fixed our wedding date, my lovely"

Appa?

Wait, my dear

Their engagement is about to take place, dear

Everyone is watching us

As soon as it is over I'll get you both married

Come, dear Please get up

Look at me, dear

I am marrying this gentleman

You are marrying that man

Are you mad or what?

He is your husband

- No - No, he is your husband

No, his wife is-

He is your husband

NO, HE IS MY HUSBAND!

PUSHPA...!

BULLET DARLING!

My dear elephant from Kumbakonam

Kulfi icecream who came to rescue me

- My darling - You haven't showered at all, huh?

You are covered in dust!

How did the financier let you go?

One look at me he let me go, dear

He has good taste Not like me, dear

I don't need a bike, dear I'll take you doubles in a cycle

Who is this?

This is my Bullet Chi! I mean, my wife

- Then who is this? - Then who is she?

Forgive me Neither of you pass

She is original

Then why did you nod your head?

I didn't shake

He made me shake my head

Let's leave now He'll make you his 3rd wife!

What is all this? They are angry

But I can't hear anything

- Shut up! - Maro, what is all this?

My dad wants to know, tell him

Why are you ruining my sister's life?

That is nothing new for him

Take a look at this video

'Sir, 1 minute'

Only you can see in this phone

Everyone can watch on that TV screen

- Can't hear properly - No audio at all

My beautiful Sara

I love you too much, 3 much, 4 much, 5 much

Till my last breath much...much...very MUCH

Your sister is a Goddess in human form

Your dad isn't my father-in-law

He's another dad to me

Choosing a bride from an awesome family like yours

...we should be blessed indeed

Real blessing, I swear

Listen sis-in-law Thiru may be your husband

You know who he is to me? My brother!

No one can separate this brother-sister bond

You, your dad, your sister

I adore all your family members very, very, very much

Wow...wow...wow!

'When I heard and saw your faces I was worried your wedding may stop'

'I bribed the hotel staff and got Psychology Saara's room key'

'Sara'

'Think you are the cat's whiskers?'

'My beautiful Sara'

'I love you too much, 3 much, 4 much, 5 much'

'Till my last breath much...much...very MUCH'

This is the wrong video

In the original video Thiru had maligned all of you with his choicest cuss words

I sense something fishy

Trust me I'm not lying

Please, I'm telling the truth

If you get so worked up your mental stability will suffer

Let's discuss this calmly

Or we can finish after the engagement?

You think I'm mad?

Sara, you're mentally upset

Do I come across as a lunatic?

I am not mad

Believe me please

I am not a lunatic

I'm not mad

- Sara, please - Let me go

Sara...Sara!

ONE

TWO!

Sorry

I'm committing suicide for the 1st time

That's why I'm a little nervous

How do you feel?

Is it the 1st time?

How could you?

Did I struggle so much to see you like this?

The other day when you pointed your gun, I was scared

But-

I liked your spunk

I don't like this

Should strong girls like you commit suicide for failing in love?

Not a crime at all if you shoot men like me!

I am to be blamed!

She trusts me to that extent

You are a psychology student

In case this wedding is called off

How will Sara react-

Your call then

If a girl

...tries to commit suicide from the top floor

...how will a boy react?

I was just testing it

Give my phone

Give it to me

Actually the 1st time I set eyes on you I didn't like you one bit

Sorry, I'll delete the #

Hereafter in your life only 1 Sara will exist!

Okay?

Happy married life

Thank you

I came back to Dubai without informing Thiru

Cha! Why isn't he picking my call?

Pick my call, buddy

I have to share something very important

Till you pick my call I won't stop!

Hey! What happened to you?

Maro...maro, hold it We are all standing here

Mamov!

What's up, maro?

I bent backwards for this

1 minute Listen to me

In Goa in Demalo street is a Chettinad restaurant

'Adai' and 'Aviyal' combo is soooper

- Sara - 1 minute, wait

Don't forget the 'adai' like you forgot the 'vada'!

Guava

Your friend Dubai Raja?

Hello?

Sorry, machan

Don't get mad I didn't tell you

This is my usual dialog

4 hotels in Dubai are under my control

If I'm not here for even 1 day it will stink to high heaven

I'm cleaning up everything one by one, you know?

'Even though you didn't pick my call for a whole week...'

...Akash has updated me spic and span like mopping with phenyl

'You're the luckiest man in this world, dude'

'Or else even after watching the video with all your choicest cuss words'

'...would she have married you?'

'Even if her face is like an egg fritter'

'...her head is devoid of brains!'

'Thiru, whether it is a bathroom or toilet'

'...only if you clean it once daily your house will be spotless'

'Same way if your life should be without any blemish'

'...you should watch the video you sent Sara, once a day without fail'

'Keep your mind clean promising yourself not to make any such silly blunders'

'I am sending my copy of the video to ensure you lead a happy life'

At least understand now

One who walks with you till the end is your friend

'Sara'

'Think you are the cat's whiskers?'

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