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[distorted voices,
radio crackling]
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What on Earth...?
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Hello?
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Hello, Mom.
Hi.
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I bet you're wondering.
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I sure am.
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It's a shortwave radio.
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Dr. Sturgis
is letting me use it.
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STURGIS:
It picks up broadcasts
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from around the world.
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Listen.
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This is the time being announced
every minute from Ottawa.
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OPERATOR: At the sound of the
tone, the local time in Ottawa
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will be 5:13.[beeps]
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Spellbinding, ain't it?
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And you thought this was okay
to go on in my house?
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It was that or my house,
so here we are.
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Wednesday morning, the
Nobel Prize winners are going
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to be announced in Sweden, and
we'll hear it as it's happening.
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Well, 2.8 milliseconds later.
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Sure, because
of the propagation.
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And what's this?
Some kind of antenna?
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Yes. It needs to go
up on the roof.
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You're not going on the roof.
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Of course he's not. I am.
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You're not going, either.
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Excuse me, I have six years
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of tai chi under my belt.
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I have the balance
of a jungle cat.
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You doing some kind of
slow-motion hula dance
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in the park is not gonna
change my mind.
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I do much more than just this.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain
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♪ I bet I could be your hero
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♪ I am a mighty little man
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♪ I am a mighty little man.♪
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So you want me to put
that thing on that roof?
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Yes.
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So you can hear who won
a science prize?
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The Nobel Prize.
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[sighs] Why can't you read
who won in the newspaper?
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I could say the same thing
about the Super Bowl,
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but you still watch it.
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He got you there.
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The Super Bowl is football.
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Your thing is... I don't
even know what your thing is.
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It's the most prestigious award
in the field of physics.
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I'll think about it.
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When I win one, I might
just thank you in my speech.
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[sighs]
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The things I do for you.
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Georgie, get out here!
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Got a chore for you!
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Good call.
You have no business up there.
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[distorted voices]
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OPERATOR:
Radio Sweden International.
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There it is.
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Excellent. Which scientists
are you rooting for?
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Oh, I don't
have a favorite.
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There's so much good
work being done.
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I think it's time
Frederick Reines
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finally gets his due
for the neutrino.
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I suppose he has a shot.
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I should think so, he confirmed
the neutrino's existence
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35 years ago.
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What the heck
are they waiting for?
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Lots of talented people
don't get recognized.
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NARRATOR [over TV]:
Giraffes aren't able to have...
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[Donald Duck jabbering]
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You know if we had cable,
we'd have, like, 60 channels?
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We have plenty of channels.
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We have seven.
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Hey! There are starving kids
in Africa
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with no channels.
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Come on, it don't cost much.
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I'm not paying for television.
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Television is free.
Always was, always will be.
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You're so cheap.
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If you want cable,
pay for it yourself.
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Or better yet, try turning that
thing off and go read a book.
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"Read a book"?
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STURGIS:
♪ Inch by inch
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♪ Row by row
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♪ Gonna make this garden grow
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♪ Gonna mulch it deep and... John?
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Hello, my sweet.
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What are you doing out here?
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Weeding. You have goosegrass.
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And you can't have a nice lawn
if you have goosegrass.
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[chuckles]:
It's kind of dark out.
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Goosegrass doesn't sleep.
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It kills the good grass
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and leaves
bald spots.
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But don't worry,
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I'm on the job.
[chuckles]
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Oh. Okay.
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Can I get you a flashlight?
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I would prefer a headlamp, such
as one would use for spelunking.
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Okay.
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Let me check
my spelunking supplies.
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You're a peach.
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♪ Pulling weeds
and picking stones... ♪
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[xylophone playing]
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Good morning,
Medford High School,
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this is Class President
Sheldon Cooper
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with an important
science bulletin.
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This Wednesday morning,
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the Nobel Prize in Physics
will be announced,
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and I'd like to invite each and
every one of you to my garage
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to listen live at 5:00 a.m. and
be a part of scientific history.
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Food and refreshments
will be served...You worried your kid
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just invited the whole school
to your house?
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At 5:00 in the morning
for a Swedish science thing?
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[chuckles]
Not at all.
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In other school news, this
Friday night our football team
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will be playing
another football team.
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[phone ringing]
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Hello?
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Hi, Connie,
this is Dr. Linkletter.
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I work in the physics department
with Dr. Sturgis.
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Oh, sure, I remember you.
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What can I do for you?
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Well, I'm just calling to let
you know that John is fine,
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but there's been a bit of
an incident at the school today.
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What happened?
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He broke into
the mainframe computer lab,
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tripped off an alarm.
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Security came,
and there was a chase.
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A chase?
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It was a short one.
He's not a fast man.
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Uh-- well, where is he now?
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He's in the dean's office.
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He has you listed
as the emergency contact,
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so I just wanted
to let you know.
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Well, uh-- thank you
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so much for calling.My pleasure.
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If there's anything I can do,
feel free to reach out.
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Or if you'd like to go
grab a coffee sometime,
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I know a cute little cafe.
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Do you like scones?
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You're not actually trying
to hit on me right now, are you?
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Is it working?No.
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I should go.
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What kind of snacks
do you think I should serve
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at my Nobel gathering?
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It's on Swedish radio.
How about Swedish meatballs?
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But it's at 5:00 a.m.
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Swedish breakfast balls?
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I could offer an assortment
of breakfast cereal.
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My mom doesn't let me have
cereal with sugar in it.
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Or anything that makes me happy.
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Connie. What are you doing here?
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Well...
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I got a call
from your friend Linkletter,
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and, uh... I-I was a
little worried about you.
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What did he say?
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That you had some
kind of scuffle
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with the campus security?
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No scuffle.
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I was using
the university's mainframe,
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and they asked me to leave.
Simple as that.
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So nobody chased you?
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I was startled, and so I did
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what any normal person does
under the circumstances:
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climb out a window
and run like the dickens.
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KURT [over TV]:
Hi, I'm Kurt Loder,
this is MTV News...
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Since when do we get MTV?
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Since I got cable.
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What do you mean, you got cable?
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I called up the cable company
and I said, "Hello,
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I'd like cable,"
and they put in cable.
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I'm not paying for that.
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Keep your shirt on.
I paid for it.
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Is that so?
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Yeah, with money
I saved from my job.
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Well, okay.
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So do we get any
of those movie channels?
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Dad, I'm trying
to watch the news.
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KURT:
Billy Idol has recovered
so well from...
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What's so important
that I had to run over here?
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Come here. I want
to show you something.
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Look at this.
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John did it.
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Oh, dear.
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"Oh, dear" is right.
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Was he in here taking a bath
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and just started thinking
about science stuff?
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Read the top right part.
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MARY:
"Time plus heat
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plus bread equals toast."
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[whispers]:
That ain't science.
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Well, it's not wrong, either.
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Look at this.
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Yeah, well, that's... peculiar.
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You'll be amazed to know
that the Nobel Prize,
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while being the most prestigious
award in science,
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is not generally celebrated
in this country.
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No parades, no fireworks.
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Which is why I thought having
a breakfast celebration
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was not only appropriate,
but long overdue.
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You may have noticed
that I went with Cheerios,
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and believe me, it was
a decision that I came to
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after careful consideration.
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There were birds
on the Froot Loops,
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Cocoa Puffs and Corn Flakes,
so they were out.
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And leprechauns and elves
are magical creatures
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that would be a slap in the face
to the scientific community.
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Anyway, the festivities begin
at 4:30 a.m.
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You're most welcome to come.
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As are you, unhappy bag boy.
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What the hell is this?
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TV's asking me
for some kind of code.
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Yeah, that's the
parental control lock.
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So how do I take it off?You don't.
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This is my cable
that I bought with my money.
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You got to be kidding me.
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Here's an idea,
how about you go read a book?
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Oh, this isn't over, little man.
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Not by a long shot!
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You know what I like
about you, Sheldon?
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You're incredibly smart,
but you're also really dumb.
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Why would you say that?
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You think people are gonna
come here to hang out with you?
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Yes.
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To hear about science?Yes.
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On the radio?
Yes.
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At 5:00 in the morning?
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Yes.
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And you're asking me
why you're dumb?
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Well, I happen to have
a little more faith
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in the curiosity
of my fellows.
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See, you sound smart,
but you're still dumb.
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I bet you don't even know
the first thing about Sweden.
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Well, you're wrong,
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it's where those little
meatballs come from.
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And that chef on The Muppets.
That's two things.
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Oh,
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and is in Canada. That's three.
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[phone ringing]
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Hello?
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Hello, Dr. Linkletter.
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This is Connie Tucker.
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Connie, how lovely
to hear from you.
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Stop. I'm worried about John.
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He was supposed to be here for
dinner and he never showed up.
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That's not good. He also missed
two of his classes today.
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Do you have any idea
where he might be?
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Hard to say.
If he's having another episode,
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he could be anywhere.
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Hold on, what do you mean
"episode"?
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Oh, I thought you knew.
In the past,
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John has struggled
with his grip on reality.
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What kind of struggle
are we talking about?
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The kind where he's had
to be hospitalized.
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Well, he never said anything
about that to me.
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Well, I certainly wouldn't
fabricate such a story.
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Okay, look, i-if-if you
hear from him or see him,
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please let me know.
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Of course.
Now, if down the road
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things don't work out
with you two, I'd love to...
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Good-bye.
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♪
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[car engine starts]
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[TV playing faintly]
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Here, this is for you.What is it?
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Read it. You do remember
how to read, don't you?
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A bill? Really?
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Room and board, buddy.
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$50 a month for food?
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The way you eat,
I should've gone $50 a week.
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Laundry services?
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Your poor mother has to touch
your underwear.
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What's the $10 a month
"peema" charge?
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Oh, P-I-M-A, that's
a "Pain in My Ass" tax.
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My way of getting
compensated for you
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taking years off my life.
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John?
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John?
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Your bike's here. John?
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John?
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[sensual music playing on TV]
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[chuckling]: Well, look at that,
there's boobies on my TV.
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Ooh!
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Get out of here!I'm telling Mom!
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[gunshots,
horse neighing over TV]
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[sensual music playing]
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John?
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Hello.
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What-What're you doing?
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I was doing tai chi
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and then I realized
that I was
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continually being bombarded
by subatomic particles
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and it behooves me, perhaps,
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to pay slightly closer
attention to them.
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Maybe "chi" is the
ancient Chinese word
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for the subatomic
universe.
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You're scaring me, John.
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00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:37,702
Well, there's nothing
to be scared of.
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Tomorrow, somebody will win
the Nobel Prize
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about these
particles...
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not me.
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00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:51,020
But I'm experiencing them
firsthand... [laughs]
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00:14:51,064 --> 00:14:53,414
...which could be better.
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00:14:53,457 --> 00:14:56,765
Why don't you come down
and experience them
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00:14:56,808 --> 00:14:58,245
on the floor?
307
00:14:58,288 --> 00:15:01,509
I think I just felt
a neutrino. [laughing]
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00:15:04,207 --> 00:15:08,385
You know, neutrinos
are interesting.
309
00:15:08,429 --> 00:15:12,128
They never bond with anything,
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00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:15,523
they're always alone.
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00:15:15,566 --> 00:15:19,875
I think that one went
right through my pants.
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00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,226
All right,
313
00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:26,273
why don't we
go downstairs,
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00:15:26,316 --> 00:15:29,667
and I'll fix us both
a nice cup of hot tea
315
00:15:29,711 --> 00:15:32,801
and you can tell me
all about it.
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00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:41,288
Please?
317
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,122
Okay.
318
00:16:00,829 --> 00:16:04,137
It was my dream
to win the Nobel,
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00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:06,182
and I'm not going to.
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00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:12,884
I bet Sheldon will.[chuckles]
321
00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:15,975
That'll be something.Yeah.
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00:16:24,722 --> 00:16:27,073
[radio static]
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00:16:36,604 --> 00:16:37,779
CARL-OLOF JACOBSON [on radio]:
Welcome to Radio Sweden...
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How's it going, baby?
325
00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:43,045
I don't think anyone's
showing up, not even Tam.
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00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:44,742
I'm here.
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00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:48,746
Yeah, but you're my mom.
You live on the premises.
328
00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:52,272
At least Dr. Sturgis
should be here any minute.
329
00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:55,666
Shelly, I'm afraid Dr. Sturgis
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00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:57,755
isn't coming this morning.
331
00:16:57,799 --> 00:16:59,322
Why not?
332
00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:04,110
He isn't feeling well.
333
00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:07,809
Oh, dear.
334
00:17:07,852 --> 00:17:10,377
Should we send him
a get well card?
335
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:12,814
I think that'd
be terrific.
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00:17:12,857 --> 00:17:14,424
JACOBSON:
Good morning and welcome
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to the Royal Swedish
Academy of Sciences.
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00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:20,039
The announcements are starting.
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You want me to stay?
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00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:26,828
JACOBSON: Uh, the Academy has
concluded its meeting and we are
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ready to announce this year's...
342
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I'll be in my room
if you need me.
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00:17:33,356 --> 00:17:36,359
JACOBSON:
As usual, I will read the
announcements first in English,
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then in Swedish,
then the citation in German,
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French, and Russian.
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And this year's
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Nobel Prize in Physics
is awarded to...
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Come on, neutrinos.
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00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:54,073
...Henry Kendall,
Jerome Friedman,
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and Richard Taylor
for the discovery of quarks.
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ADULT SHELDON:
A primary feature of quarks
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is that they're always
bonded together,
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00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:08,652
but in that moment,
I felt like a neutrino,
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00:18:08,696 --> 00:18:11,220
destined to be alone forever.
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00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:13,266
[Jacobson speaking German
on radio]
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00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,881
BEVERLY HOFSTADTER: Leonard,
dear, you should be in bed.
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[snoring]
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♪ My, my baby
as there are stars above ♪
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00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:32,067
♪ Want to say, I want to say,
I want to say it ♪
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00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:36,811
♪ Some day we'll be together♪
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00:18:36,854 --> 00:18:39,814
♪ Yes, we will,
yes, we will... ♪
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00:18:39,857 --> 00:18:42,469
MRS. WOLOWITZ: Howard!
Turn off that fakakta game
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00:18:42,512 --> 00:18:44,514
and go to sleep.
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00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:54,568
♪ Someday we'll be together ♪ Someday we'll be together♪
365
00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:57,919
♪ Yes, we will, yes, we will
366
00:18:57,962 --> 00:19:00,748
♪ I know♪♪ Someday
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00:19:00,791 --> 00:19:04,012
♪ We'll be together♪
368
00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:07,711
♪ Honey, honey, honey,
honey, honey ♪
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00:19:07,755 --> 00:19:09,148
♪ Someday...
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00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:11,150
ADULT SHELDON:
Thankfully, I was wrong.
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