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Previously onYoung Sheldon...Veronica.
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I-I'm here
for your mom's Bible study.
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I'm glad you could join us.
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What are you doing?
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Come here for Bible study.
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If you want to be
a good Christian,
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maybe you should stop
lying through your teeth.
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Hey, Mom, just a heads-up:
I'm gettin' baptized tomorrow.
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We did it!
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I'm so happy!
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I love you.
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[congregation gasps]
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Oh![George Jr. grunts in pain]
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ADULT SHELDON:
There are certain phrases
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that are used by dads
around the world.
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[Japanese pop song playing]
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♪ Well, it's all right...
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Close the fridge.
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You're wastin' money.
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I'm having trouble deciding
between pudding and Jell-O.
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Well, decide what you want,
and thenopen it.
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But I need the visual input.
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Does the pudding have a skin?
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Plus, it's good fun
jiggling the Jell-O.
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Do you have any idea
what our electric bill is?Yes.
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I do our taxes.
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And it's higher
than it should be.
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And why do you think that is?
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Well, I don't want
to point any fingers,
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but Missy sleeps
with a night-light.
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Make a choice
and close the door.
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Okay. There's only one
logical way to settle this.
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Eenie-meenie...
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Close the door!
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain
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♪ I bet I could be your hero
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♪ I am a mighty little man
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♪ I am a mighty little man.♪
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[school bell ringing]
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Hey.
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[sighs]
What do youwant?
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I just wanted to
apologize again.
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My behavior was crazy.
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I blame hormones.
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Really?
'Cause I blame you.
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Is there any way
you can forgive me?
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Please?
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Fine. I forgive you.
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You're not just saying it
'cause you're trying to be
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a good Christian and you're
afraid of going to Hell?
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Do you want me
to forgive you or not?
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Very much.
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Then stop talking
and let's move on.
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So... so we're friends again?
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Sure.
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Just as friends, would
you wanna hang out
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on Saturday night?
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In a no-kissing
and no-punching-in-
the-face kind of way?
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I can't. My boyfriend's
taking me to dinner.
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[echoing, distorting]:
Boyfriend, boyfriend,
boyfriend...
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You know,
I got to run.
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I'm glad we're friends again.
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Your brother
looks upset.
Really?
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I would have
guessed hungry.
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See you later.
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Mr. Givens,
a moment of your time?
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[sighs heavily]
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I'm curious about
more cost-effective methods
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of generating electricity.
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And?
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And I came to you. Go.
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Well, there's fossil fuels,
like oil and coal.
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Too dirty.Oh. Hydro?
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Too wet.Solar?
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With this fair skin? Next.
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Wind?
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You know what the problem
with wind is.
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It's too reliant on wind.
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I think I'm looking
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for something
a little more indoors.
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How about nuclear power?
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It's clean and efficient
and very safe,
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until something goes
horribly wrong.
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That could work.
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Oh. Goody.
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Are we done?
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Almost. I have one last question
about nuclear reactors.
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What?
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How do I build one? Go.
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ADULT SHELDON:
Spoiler alert: he didn't know.
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Hello?
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Hello, my little vicuña.
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[Meemaw chuckles]
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Well, hello to you, too.
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And more importantly,
what is a vicuña?
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Only what I feel is the cutest
camelid on the planet.
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Well, I suppose I could ask you
what a camelid is,
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but you're just gonna say
more words that I don't know.
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What's up?
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There's an upcoming event
at the university,
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and I'd like you to be
my plus-one.
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Oh. Well, I'd love to go.
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Wonderful! It's a date. Bye.Wait, wait.
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Hang on there, partner. I need
a little more information.
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When is this event?
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This Friday night.
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Oh. What time?
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I'm not sure.
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Well, will there be food?
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I have no idea.
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What's the dress code?
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Not a clue.
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Well, what doyou know?
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You're my plus-one.
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Well, you go do a little more
research and get back to me.
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You got it!
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Bye.
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Wait.What?
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Love you!
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Love you, too.
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[chuckles]
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Hello. Is this the studio that
makes the Professor Protonshow?
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Excellent.
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May I speak to him, please?
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Well, then I'd like
to leave him a message.
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My name is Sheldon Cooper,
and I'm trying to build
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a nuclear reactor,
and I could use his help.
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My number is 409-356-6049.
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Thank you.
I'm gonna hang up now,
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because this is long-distance,
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and my father
doesn't make much money.
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Good-bye.
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[door opens]
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Georgie, question:
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In the hallway
earlier today,
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were you upset or hungry?
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Shut up.
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That's hungry.
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STURGIS:
Connie, I believe
I have answers
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to all your questions.
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Lay it on me.
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Time: the event begins
at 6:00 p.m.
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The dress code is:
business attire.
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Dinner will be served,
but it's been suggested
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that we eat first,
because the food is dreadful.
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Good to know.
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And last but not least,
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a camelid is any member
of the camelidae family,
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such as llamas,
alpacas or vicuñas.
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You didn't ask that one,
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but, uh, it seemed like
something you should know.
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John...
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is everybody at this party
gonna be a scientist like you?
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Not everybody.
You'll be there.
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That's kind of
what I'm gettin' at.
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Is there a problem?
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Well...
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yeah.
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I didn't go to college.
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I was a total screwup
in high school.
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I might not fit in at all.
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Don't be silly.
Everyone's gonna love you!
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And I'm excited
to show you off.
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The general consensus among
the faculty is you don't exist.
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Well, I don't know
how I feel about that.
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Oh, don't worry-- it says more
about me than it does about you.
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-[chuckles]
-[doorbell rings]
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I'll get it.
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It's like dating
the Encyclopedia Britannica.
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Oh, hello, Sheldon.
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Good evening.
Do you have any idea
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where I could obtain
radioactive material?
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That's an interesting question.
What do you need it for?
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I'm trying to build
a small nuclear reactor
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to provide electricity
for my house.
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And possibly
the whole neighborhood,
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if they're nice to me.
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Fun.
The problem is,
I don't know
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where to get the necessary
radioactive material.
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Oh. Do you happen to have
any unexploded atomic bombs?
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Not a one.
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Shoot.
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What about an X-ray machine?
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Nope.
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That makes sense.
You're just a kid.
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Oh! I know!
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Smoke detectors
contain trace amounts
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of americium-241.
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Interesting.
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But I'd need a lot of them,
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and they're expensive.
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True.
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Hey, I bet if you
call a few companies
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and say it's for
a school project,
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you could get them for free.
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That's a great idea. Thanks.
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You're very welcome.
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What a cute kid.
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Who was that at the door?
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Sheldon.What did he want?
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Oh, nothing.
He just had a science query.
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Ooh, biscuits!
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Where's Georgie?
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I don't know.
I called him ten minutes ago.
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He's probably
curled up in a ball,
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crying about
Veronica.
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Why do you say that?
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It's just what I'm hearing.
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From who?
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I'm kinda plugged
into this town.
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I'll go check on him.
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Where exactly you getting
all this info?
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There's a lot of kid
sisters out there.
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We talk.
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Honey?
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Can I come in?
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GEORGE JR.:
No.
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Aw, baby,
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everything all right?
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I don't want to talk about it.
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You might feel
better if you do.
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Is it about a girl?
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How do you know?
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Sometimes a mother
can sense these things.
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Veronica has a boyfriend.
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You mean Dustin?
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You know him?
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Well, yeah, she met him
through the church.
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Lovely young man.
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You like him?
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Oh. Well, um...
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the Lord teaches us
to like everybody.
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I just can't stop thinking
about her with another guy,
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and it's making me crazy.
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Aw. Why don't you come eat
something?
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You'll feel better.
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I can't.
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I feel like I got punched
in the stomach.
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Trust me,
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this'll pass.
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You will meet other girls.
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They won't be Veronica.
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Is he taller than me?
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It doesn't matter.
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It's what's inside a person
that counts.
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How much taller?
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A lot.
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Mrs. Sparks' credit card
got declined at Payless.
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No kidding.
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She went nuts.
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But you didn't hear it from me.
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Mm.
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Poor baby is just crushed.
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Oh, man.
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I've been through that.
Brutal.
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When did I break your heart?
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Oh, it wasn't you.
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Then who was it?
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Oh, doesn't matter.
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It was a long time ago.
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But who?
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Dad, I don't want
to get ahead of myself,
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but I think I solved
our electricity problem.
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Not now, Sheldon.
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I wouldn't mind hearing it.
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00:10:16,224 --> 00:10:17,181
Who?
268
00:10:18,182 --> 00:10:20,707
If you want,
I'll ask around.
269
00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:22,665
ADULT SHELDON:
For many children,
270
00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:25,189
their happiest memory
is the day they learned
271
00:10:25,233 --> 00:10:27,104
to ride a bike.
272
00:10:27,148 --> 00:10:30,151
For others, it's when they got
their first puppy.
273
00:10:30,194 --> 00:10:32,414
For me, it was the day
274
00:10:32,457 --> 00:10:34,242
I received a box
of 57 defective
275
00:10:34,285 --> 00:10:37,549
smoke detectors loaded
with americium-241.
276
00:10:37,593 --> 00:10:39,160
Yes!
277
00:10:39,203 --> 00:10:40,640
[laughing]
278
00:10:40,683 --> 00:10:42,990
GEORGE JR.:
My dearest Veronica... No.
279
00:10:46,254 --> 00:10:49,257
My beloved Veronica...
280
00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:51,259
Better. It's got "love" in it.
281
00:10:51,302 --> 00:10:54,262
Every minute I'm away from you
is an eternity.
282
00:10:54,305 --> 00:10:56,264
But it feels longer than that.
283
00:10:56,307 --> 00:10:59,006
I can't eat, I can't sleep,
284
00:10:59,049 --> 00:11:01,008
it's like there's a hole
in my heart
285
00:11:01,051 --> 00:11:03,401
that only your love can fill.
286
00:11:03,445 --> 00:11:05,012
So true.
287
00:11:05,055 --> 00:11:07,057
And yes, I know about Dustin,
288
00:11:07,101 --> 00:11:09,364
but he can't love you
the way I do.
289
00:11:09,407 --> 00:11:12,106
Because my love
is the kind of love
290
00:11:12,149 --> 00:11:14,369
that is true love.
291
00:11:14,412 --> 00:11:17,024
The kind that lovers feel
292
00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:19,287
when they're in love.
293
00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:20,854
Beautiful.
294
00:11:20,897 --> 00:11:23,030
So in conclusion, I hope,
295
00:11:23,073 --> 00:11:24,422
no, I pray,
296
00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:26,076
I hope and pray
297
00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:27,730
that you'll give me the chance
298
00:11:27,774 --> 00:11:29,427
to be the boyfriend
you deserve.
299
00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:31,168
And when the time is right,
300
00:11:31,212 --> 00:11:34,084
I'm able to shower you
with diamonds, houses,
301
00:11:34,128 --> 00:11:35,433
boats, and cars,
302
00:11:35,477 --> 00:11:36,913
the husband of your dreams.
303
00:11:36,957 --> 00:11:39,916
Loving you with my heart,
my soul,
304
00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:41,526
and my lips,
305
00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:43,267
Georgie Cooper.
306
00:11:44,268 --> 00:11:46,140
Just tell me her name.
307
00:11:46,183 --> 00:11:48,229
It's not important.
It was a long time ago.
308
00:11:48,272 --> 00:11:50,318
Then how come I don't know
about it?
309
00:11:50,361 --> 00:11:52,450
Because I married you,
and no one else matters.
310
00:11:52,494 --> 00:11:53,713
If that's so,
311
00:11:53,756 --> 00:11:55,932
why'd this mystery woman
break your heart?
312
00:11:55,976 --> 00:11:57,238
[sighs, chuckles]:
Come on, Mare.
313
00:11:57,281 --> 00:11:58,674
We were young.
314
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,154
We were kids.
315
00:12:00,197 --> 00:12:01,851
Leave it alone.
316
00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:07,248
Just tell me her name,
and I'll drop it forever.
317
00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:11,208
You swear?
318
00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:12,253
You know I don't swear.
319
00:12:12,296 --> 00:12:13,341
You promise?
320
00:12:13,384 --> 00:12:15,038
Absolutely.
321
00:12:16,387 --> 00:12:19,216
Kathryn Dempsey.Kathryn Dempsey?!
322
00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:21,001
You watched me make cupcakes
for her daughter's birthday,
323
00:12:21,044 --> 00:12:23,220
and you never told me
you were in love with her?!
324
00:12:23,264 --> 00:12:24,874
I was 15 years old,
325
00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:26,702
and she didn't love me back.
326
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:27,921
If she did,
327
00:12:27,964 --> 00:12:29,705
would you have married
her instead of me?
328
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:30,793
But she didn't!
329
00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:32,055
Okay!
330
00:12:32,099 --> 00:12:33,883
Now I have my answer.
331
00:12:34,928 --> 00:12:36,364
Kathryn Dempsey?!
332
00:12:36,407 --> 00:12:38,627
I was 15!
333
00:12:41,369 --> 00:12:43,675
[footsteps approaching]
334
00:12:43,719 --> 00:12:45,373
Hey, Sheldon.
335
00:12:45,416 --> 00:12:46,678
Hello, Billy.
336
00:12:46,722 --> 00:12:47,636
What you doing?
337
00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:49,464
Building a nuclear reactor.
338
00:12:49,507 --> 00:12:53,250
Cool. I'm having Lucky Charms
for dinner.
339
00:12:56,036 --> 00:12:57,820
What are you gonna do with it
when you're done?
340
00:12:57,864 --> 00:13:00,997
Stand in front of the
refrigerator as long as I want.
341
00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:02,607
Cool.
342
00:13:02,651 --> 00:13:05,001
Why are you eating
cereal for dinner?
343
00:13:05,045 --> 00:13:06,307
I was hungry,
344
00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:08,091
and my parents
are in their bedroom kissing.
345
00:13:08,135 --> 00:13:10,398
♪ Two, three, four
346
00:13:10,441 --> 00:13:12,095
["Born to Be My Baby"
by Bon Jovi playing]
347
00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:15,011
[Bon Jovi vocalizing]
348
00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:25,152
♪ You were born to be my baby
349
00:13:25,195 --> 00:13:29,243
♪ And, baby,
I was made to be your man ♪
350
00:13:29,286 --> 00:13:32,420
♪ We got something
to believe in ♪
351
00:13:32,463 --> 00:13:36,424
♪ Even if we don't know
where we stand ♪
352
00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:39,209
♪ Only God would know Hey, pal.
353
00:13:39,253 --> 00:13:40,297
♪ The reasons, but...
354
00:13:40,341 --> 00:13:42,212
What's this,
a love note?
355
00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:44,301
Give that back![chuckles]: Oh,
I don't think so.
356
00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:46,303
"To my beloved Veronica,
357
00:13:46,347 --> 00:13:49,741
"Every minute I'm away
from you is an eternity.
358
00:13:49,785 --> 00:13:52,222
"But it feels longer
than that.[students chuckling]
359
00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:54,877
"I can't eat,
I can't sleep,
360
00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:57,706
"it feels like there's a hole
in my heart that only you
361
00:13:57,749 --> 00:13:58,838
can fill..."♪
362
00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:06,280
[indistinct chatter]
363
00:14:11,415 --> 00:14:13,156
Champagne?
364
00:14:13,504 --> 00:14:15,028
Oh, I'm fine, thank you.
365
00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:17,160
These are for me.
366
00:14:17,204 --> 00:14:18,596
Are-are you all right?
367
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,511
No, I'm very nervous.
368
00:14:20,555 --> 00:14:22,122
That's interesting.
369
00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:24,124
Normally, I'mthe one
who's unsure of himself
370
00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:25,560
in a social situation,
371
00:14:25,603 --> 00:14:26,953
but tonight, it's you.
372
00:14:26,996 --> 00:14:29,129
[chuckles] Yeah.
Frickin' fascinating.
373
00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:31,044
Dr. Sturgis,
good to see you.
374
00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:32,480
Dr. Linkletter.
375
00:14:32,523 --> 00:14:34,743
Please meet
my girlfriend,
376
00:14:34,786 --> 00:14:36,179
Connie Tucker.
377
00:14:36,223 --> 00:14:37,572
Nice to meet you, Dr. Tucker.
378
00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:39,095
I'm not a doctor.
379
00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:40,444
But I would like
to point out,
380
00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:41,706
she's quite real.
381
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:42,751
I can see that.
382
00:14:42,794 --> 00:14:43,926
And our
relationship
383
00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:45,406
is more
384
00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:47,538
than just friends.That's enough.
385
00:14:47,582 --> 00:14:48,539
In fact,
386
00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:50,411
it's flat-out erotic.
387
00:14:50,454 --> 00:14:51,978
Change the subject, John.
388
00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:54,589
You got it,
girlfriend.
389
00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:55,633
Dr. Linkletter
390
00:14:55,677 --> 00:14:58,332
is working
on an intriguing theory
391
00:14:58,375 --> 00:15:00,856
of quantum gravity.
392
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,684
Is that so?He can explain it
393
00:15:02,727 --> 00:15:04,904
much better than I can.
394
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:05,992
Are you familiar
at all
395
00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:07,689
with string theory?
396
00:15:07,732 --> 00:15:09,517
Remind me.
397
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:11,606
Well, basically, it's a string
theoretic interpretation
398
00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:13,738
of the graviton.
399
00:15:13,782 --> 00:15:15,827
Every force is an exchange
of particles.
400
00:15:15,871 --> 00:15:18,569
Gravity is the exchange
of gravitons.
401
00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:20,658
Meemaw, are you even listening?
402
00:15:20,702 --> 00:15:21,746
MEEMAW:
What?
403
00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:24,053
The graviton
is a massless string.
404
00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:25,968
The graviton is
a massless string.
405
00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:26,926
Wow!
406
00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:28,884
Well, yes, it is.
407
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:29,667
[chuckles]When did
408
00:15:29,711 --> 00:15:30,842
you learn that?
409
00:15:30,886 --> 00:15:33,149
I get around.
410
00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:35,151
In fact,
I would go so far as to say
411
00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:37,153
that every force is an exchange
of particles,
412
00:15:37,197 --> 00:15:39,895
and gravity is
an exchange of gravitons.
413
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:40,852
Correct!
414
00:15:40,896 --> 00:15:42,724
Yes!
[laughs]
415
00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:44,291
John, where have you
been hiding her?
416
00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:45,509
I haven't.
417
00:15:45,553 --> 00:15:46,946
I've talked about her
quite a bit,
418
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:49,731
but you all said she was
a figment of my imagination.
419
00:15:49,774 --> 00:15:50,645
[chuckles]
420
00:15:50,688 --> 00:15:51,602
[chuckles]
She's dynamite.
421
00:15:51,646 --> 00:15:53,909
[Linkletter and Sturgis laugh]
422
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,303
Hello. I'd like to speak
to Arthur Jeffries.
423
00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:58,218
He plays Professor Proton.
424
00:15:58,261 --> 00:16:00,002
But you probably know that,
425
00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:01,743
since you answer the phone
at the station
426
00:16:01,786 --> 00:16:05,486
that makes the show,
you lucky duck.
427
00:16:05,529 --> 00:16:08,010
Then I'd like to leave him
another message.
428
00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:10,012
Please tell him Sheldon Cooper
called again
429
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:11,796
and that
I've successfully obtained
430
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:14,712
the radioactive material
that I'm looking for.
431
00:16:14,756 --> 00:16:16,888
Yes, americium-241.
432
00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:19,804
I have lots of it.
433
00:16:19,848 --> 00:16:22,155
I live at 5501 Grant Avenue,
434
00:16:22,198 --> 00:16:23,678
Medford, Texas.
435
00:16:23,721 --> 00:16:25,767
If you're sending me
an autographed picture,
436
00:16:25,810 --> 00:16:27,029
I already have one.
437
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:29,814
Ooh, how about one
of his bow ties?
438
00:16:29,858 --> 00:16:31,599
And then Bryan Larkin
read the letter
439
00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:34,254
out loud in the hall.No.
440
00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:36,430
Georgie used the word "love,"
like, 30 times.
441
00:16:36,473 --> 00:16:37,997
It was pathetic.
442
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,215
That hurts to hear.
443
00:16:39,259 --> 00:16:41,000
Really? I think it's hilarious.
444
00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:45,134
Also, my math teacher's
pregnant.
445
00:16:45,178 --> 00:16:46,396
Well, that's nice.
446
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:49,399
[quietly]:
It might not be her husband's.
447
00:16:50,574 --> 00:16:52,707
Whose do you think it is?
448
00:16:58,191 --> 00:16:59,583
Hey.
449
00:16:59,627 --> 00:17:00,845
Hey.
450
00:17:00,889 --> 00:17:02,064
Going somewhere?
451
00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:03,065
Alaska.
452
00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:05,067
Gonna work on the pipeline.
453
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:06,068
Alaska, huh?
454
00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:07,983
That-That's pretty far.
455
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,985
Not far enough,
but it'll have to do.
456
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,379
Look, Georgie,
457
00:17:12,422 --> 00:17:15,208
I know it feels bad
right now, but...
458
00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:17,123
I promise it'll get better.
459
00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:18,820
How's it gonna get better?
460
00:17:18,863 --> 00:17:20,300
Veronica thinks I'm a jerk,
461
00:17:20,343 --> 00:17:22,737
and everyone in the school's
calling me Lovey Cooper.
462
00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:24,652
Ooh, that is not a good name.
463
00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:27,263
It doesn't matter, 'cause I'm
never going back to that school.
464
00:17:27,307 --> 00:17:28,264
Listen to me.
465
00:17:28,308 --> 00:17:29,526
Hey.
466
00:17:32,007 --> 00:17:33,182
You're a good-looking kid,
467
00:17:33,226 --> 00:17:36,185
and you got a big heart.
468
00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:38,796
Once we get you
on a daily shower schedule,
469
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,624
the girls
are gonna be lining up.
470
00:17:40,668 --> 00:17:41,799
I don't want girls.
471
00:17:41,843 --> 00:17:43,323
I want Veronica.
472
00:17:43,366 --> 00:17:45,238
Yeah, maybe you'll get her
and maybe you won't.
473
00:17:45,281 --> 00:17:47,240
But someday,
you'll find the woman
474
00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:48,763
who was really meant for you.
475
00:17:48,806 --> 00:17:50,417
You mean like
Kathryn Dempsey?
476
00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:51,809
Alaska's beautiful.
477
00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:53,550
How 'bout I go with you?
478
00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:55,900
Who's Kathryn Dempsey?
479
00:17:55,944 --> 00:17:57,076
I was 15 years--
480
00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:59,817
I was 15 years old!
481
00:17:59,861 --> 00:18:01,254
[Meemaw and Sturgis laugh]
482
00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:03,212
Connie, tell me,
483
00:18:03,256 --> 00:18:04,605
did you grow up in Texas?
484
00:18:04,648 --> 00:18:07,390
Took my first bath
in a ten-gallon hat. [laughs]
485
00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:08,783
[laughs]
That's wonderful.
486
00:18:08,826 --> 00:18:11,699
My goodness, you're as funny
as you are beautiful.
487
00:18:11,742 --> 00:18:14,049
[stammers] That's
a nice thing to say
488
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,485
to your friend's
girlfriend.
489
00:18:15,529 --> 00:18:16,921
STURGIS: Actually,
I don't think
490
00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:17,922
it isso nice.
491
00:18:17,966 --> 00:18:19,576
If I didn't know any better,
492
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:22,840
I'd say you were sweet-talking
my date right in front of me.
493
00:18:22,884 --> 00:18:23,841
You're a pretty smart man, John.
494
00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:24,886
Trust your gut.
495
00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:27,193
Oh, look!
496
00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:29,108
Shrimp cocktail.
Let's get some.
497
00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:30,892
Now, hang on.Hey. Take your hand off her,
498
00:18:30,935 --> 00:18:33,895
or there are gonna be
some severe consequences.
499
00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:35,636
Whoa, John, calm down.
500
00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:36,811
What do you see in this guy?
501
00:18:36,854 --> 00:18:37,725
All right, that's it!
502
00:18:37,768 --> 00:18:39,640
[grunts]
[gasps]
503
00:18:39,683 --> 00:18:41,294
Oh, boy,
you shouldn't have done that.
504
00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:42,512
[shouts]
Oh![gasping]
505
00:18:42,556 --> 00:18:43,644
That's enough!
Both of you,
506
00:18:43,687 --> 00:18:45,167
just cool your jets.
507
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:47,909
This isn't over,
Dr. Linkletter!
508
00:18:47,952 --> 00:18:50,868
Anytime, anyplace,
Dr. Sturgis.
509
00:18:50,912 --> 00:18:53,436
And your graviton
research
510
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:56,047
is mediocre at best!
511
00:18:56,091 --> 00:18:57,048
[guests gasping]
512
00:18:57,092 --> 00:18:58,267
Keep moving.
513
00:18:58,311 --> 00:18:59,834
Are you angry with me?
514
00:18:59,877 --> 00:19:00,835
More turned on.
515
00:19:00,878 --> 00:19:02,532
Ooh. Great. Let's go.
516
00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:12,238
Good morning, Mary.
517
00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:13,674
Hmm.
518
00:19:13,717 --> 00:19:16,155
[sighs, grunts]
519
00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:17,852
What's that about?
520
00:19:17,895 --> 00:19:19,897
I'm punishing him.
521
00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:20,681
What for?
522
00:19:20,724 --> 00:19:21,812
Nothing, really.
523
00:19:21,856 --> 00:19:23,684
But once I got started,
I couldn't stop.
524
00:19:23,727 --> 00:19:24,902
[laughs]
525
00:19:24,946 --> 00:19:25,903
[doorbell rings]
526
00:19:25,947 --> 00:19:27,209
GEORGE SR.:
I'll get it!
527
00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:28,210
[filtered breathing]
528
00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:29,733
The hell?
529
00:19:29,777 --> 00:19:31,170
Sheldon Cooper live here?
530
00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:35,130
[Geiger counters clicking]
531
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,218
Mare!
532
00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:42,181
[garage door clacking]
533
00:19:43,878 --> 00:19:46,663
[indistinct radio chatter]
534
00:19:46,707 --> 00:19:49,231
Am I in trouble?
535
00:19:53,670 --> 00:20:02,636
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