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出事了！出事了！
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快點來停車場幫忙
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突發新聞報導
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警方出動大量警力封鎖九龍城廣場
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你放心
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一定幹得漂漂亮亮
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封鎖現場
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-別讓人進來 -收到
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喂 你們甚麼人
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這裡不能進來
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-跟你說話… -走開啦
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警官！
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恭喜你！剛剛學堂畢業？
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看得出來嗎
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看得出
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英明神武 有型有款
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知道上面發生甚麼事嗎？
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上面有事發生？
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對啊 沒告訴你甚麼事嗎？
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沒有…沒人告訴過我
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上面有個嫩模被人挾持
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嫩模？
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哈 我已經看見明天的頭條新聞
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英俊非凡
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氣宇軒昂
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勇警救大胸嫩模
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英俊非凡
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氣宇軒昂
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還要勇警救嫩模？
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你都看到了吧？
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看到
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你去做你的事情
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我做我的事情
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收到
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解散
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是！
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警官…
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-你沒事嗎？ -沒…沒事？
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流鼻血了
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-需要叫救護車嗎？ -不用 我沒事
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-秋！ -那是甚麼？
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阿秋！
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完全明白
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任何通道都不准人進入
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你是甚麼人？
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這裡警察辦事 不准外人進入
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但我是要進去救人
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救人那邊 那邊才是醫院
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你掃街的 救甚麼人！
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不是呀…裡面很危險
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連你們警察都救不了人
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我說了警察辦事 你走開
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你是誰？你怎麼救人？
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我是誰？
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等我慢慢告訴你
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大家好 我叫張春天
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記得小時候同學給我改了個花名
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叫我做“垃圾桶”
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可能我全家都跟垃圾有關吧
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阿龍…
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這個就是我阿嬤
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附近的街坊個個都知道她
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西環垃圾魔女
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你來的正好 我生命有危險
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不是…妳怎麼在紙皮箱裡？妳先出來吧
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還不讓我捉到妳
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妳這個傻婆 搶我紙皮！
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你別以為我好欺負！
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阿龍！阿龍！
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從小到大我看著她不是跟人搶垃圾
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就是跟別人搶紙皮
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爺爺 我找到我的球了
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華女
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記住長大後別像他
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淪落到跟叔叔搶紙皮
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知道嗎？
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真沒用
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連個紙箱都搶不到
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-阿嬤我… -阿龍…
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我阿嬤口中的阿龍
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其實是我過世的老爸
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可是阿嬤整天把我認作是他
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就因為你這樣 媳婦才走的
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嫲嫲 嫲嫲
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我根本還沒談戀愛
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哪來的媳婦
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聽說我爸和我媽
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他們也是掃垃圾的時候認識
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就是說…沒有垃圾
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就沒有我
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好…我現在馬上去找
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要不這樣 現在你妳起來
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地上不乾淨
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我馬上幫妳找
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妳現在先回家 好嗎？
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難道…我這輩子
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就是一件最大的垃圾？
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什麼事？
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對不起 我…
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我不是罵妳
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對不起…
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妳告訴哥哥
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怎麼了？
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告訴我 好嗎？
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華女
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聽哥哥說
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現在馬上跑回家
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經過看見警察叔叔的時候
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讓他們馬上過來這裡
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-知道嗎？ -知道
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走
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喂
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哇！甚麼東西？
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阿嬤 先別掃地
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過來吃飯吧 餸菜涼了
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沒關係 你們先吃
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你們難得上來 我要掃乾淨點
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阿龍 你起來了？
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過來吃東西
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阿秋和聰叔買的
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世侄 吃飯吧
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不用客氣
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這孩子也真是的
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居然會在後巷摔倒
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幸好碰見你們
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阿嬤 你不是說有東西要給我嗎？
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對呀 話梅
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秋
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別搞他了 都說他沒事
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行啦
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世侄
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不用害怕
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你很想知道昨晚在後巷發生甚麼事吧
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明天來找我
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阿嬤 我們走了
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Sivi：你已經到達大和街213號
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謝謝
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Sivi：好榮幸可以幫到你
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是不是來找聰叔？
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不好意思 呃…
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呃甚麼 在那邊
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哦 謝謝
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不好意思…
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「食環署特別行動組特區」
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有勞了
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世侄
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叔叔
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看見你真好
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我也是
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阿嬤要我帶給你們的
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對不起 我們公務員不可以收禮
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不會吧
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-你先拿著 -不要吧
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由古至今
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殭屍已經存在
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香港開埠以來
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一直有殭屍出沒
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殭…殭屍？
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對呀 像這樣伸直手一跳一跳那種
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最初香港政府會請茅山師傅
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去解決殭屍
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久而久之 就組織了我們這個秘密部門
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做同樣的事情
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叔叔
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這裡…
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我不懂英文 叫我聰叔
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不好意思 聰叔
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這裡就是我們的總部
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食環署特別行動組
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你剛才又說不懂英文？
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懂一點
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當一個人死的時候
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有冤氣
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遇著陰時陰地
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就會變成一隻殭屍
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那邊
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姜師傅
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是現在香港
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唯一的茅山傳人
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他正在寫符作法
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超渡這隻殭屍
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大舊駒 這是阿天
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這位大舊駒師傅
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專職生產武器
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以及後勤工作
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也就是收拾爛攤子
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又來了
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這架老機器
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早晚報廢
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這個焚化爐 是用來火化殭屍的
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阿天
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要吃麵嗎
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不用了
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-Uncle -聰叔
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-對不起… -聰叔我呢
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就是這裡的總監
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負責技術支援
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以及火化殭屍
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好啊…其實我真想問問
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聰叔 我昨晚發生甚麼事呢？
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昨晚你被殭屍咬過
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可是你甚麼事都沒有
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-我被殭屍咬？ -是啊
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所以你就很適合加入我們這個部門
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誰說要請人！
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上面減了預算
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我哪有錢請新人
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阿頭 妳鎮定點
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對呀 你先聽聰叔說
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我們不請這些年輕人
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將來這群老傢伙死光了怎麼辦
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不行
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萬一他出事
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你心裡過得去嗎
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你檢查過他屁股
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他被殭屍咬了也沒事
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這麼多位置不咬 偏偏咬屁股
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別吵！
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阿天？阿龍個仔？
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到底怎麼一回事
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各位大俠
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謝謝你們這麼關心我
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我很感動
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但我有沒有事 關大家甚麼事呢？
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我不是來見工的
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也根本不相信甚麼殭屍
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我不管昨晚發生甚麼事了
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那些VCD、DVD、Blu-ray
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我不理了
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還有
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嫲嫲送給大家的
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求求大家
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收下它
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別要我帶回去 拜託
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出口在哪裡？
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啊…那邊！謝謝！
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哇 真的是殭屍
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世侄
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怕完了嗎？
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怕完就跟我過來
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聰叔啊
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阿天
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你聽著
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我們這個部門是絕對保密的
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不可以告訴任何人
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甚至乎是你最親的人
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那為甚麼要告訴我？
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慢慢你會明白的
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這間屋
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也是時候還給你了
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其實你的爸媽
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以前是我們的同事
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而且是我們的上司
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有一次他倆出任務
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不幸被殭屍咬了
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你媽媽臨終前生下你
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可能因為這樣
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你就有了抗拒殭屍毒的功能
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阿天
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我當然很希望你加入我們這部門
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但假如你不想的話
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喝過這杯定驚茶
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你就會忘記今天發生過的事
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叫媳婦回來吃飯
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閉天門 開鬼路
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關人門 開鬼戶
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轉化再生
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禮成
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你真的覺得那小子肯加入？
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既不能打又不耐看
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我甚麼時候會看錯人？
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你這人
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說一套 心裡一套
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甚麼呀
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大家好 我是張春天
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今天第一天來報到
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哇
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怎麼回事
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掃乾淨點
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還不剷起來？
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剷起來之後就拿去倒掉 蠢材！
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掃掃掃…都不知道掃到甚麼時候？
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秋叔 差不多了
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是不是可以開始正式訓練？
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再掃吧
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特別新聞報導
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紅月亮天文現象 將於今晚出現
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在中國傳統裡
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紅月亮被認為是大凶之兆
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會帶來不祥的陰氣
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但科學家解釋這種說法並沒有根據
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紅月亮形成的科學原因
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是因為月全蝕後
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較長的紅光線會因為折射
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照到月亮上面
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爽 好吃
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大舊駒
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我的孫女
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在加拿大s-ki-ing
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S-ki-ing？甚麼來的？
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S-ki-ing就是滑雪
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你不懂英文嗎
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你知道我一向都不懂英文的
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很漂亮吧
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聰叔 說起來她不像你孫女
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你這麼年輕 似是你女兒
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阿天
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這本治屍錄 有不同殭屍的資料
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還有各種符咒的畫法
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你要全部看完
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老姜上來吃東西 等你呢
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來來來
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記住跟著符咒來畫
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哦
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阿天 還有畫完符之後
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記得把我們的制服洗乾淨
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哦
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還有
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卷好墨斗線
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哦
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做…
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亂成一盤菜一樣
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抄…
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抄什麼 照相就好啦
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西貢那邊有動靜
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趕快收拾工具
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出發
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真掃興啊
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還沒吃呢
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阿秋呢
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在這
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想學習是吧
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今晚出發
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嗯
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應該是這裡了
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喂 Josephine
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爺爺碰見了個朋友 很忙啊
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之後再打給你
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世侄
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別害怕 有我在
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吓？
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一會兒站我們後面
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不要逞英雄
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當…當然
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聰叔怎麼這副表情
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陰氣很重
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很厲害
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喂
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不要摸手摸腳
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五行之中
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殭屍屬土
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土剋水
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但這隻東西居然從水裡走出來
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肯定來者不善
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還要一來就來兩隻
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拿符來
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我…來不及抄
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我照了相 傳給你好嗎
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我頂！
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你留在這裡
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我過去看看
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聰 走吧
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剩下我一個！
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大舊
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馬上過來湖邊陪阿天
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阿秋
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秋叔不好意思 我的對講機丟了
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有甚麼傳短信給我吧 謝謝
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有沒有搞錯 我不管你怎樣
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給我把對講機找回來
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現在不就是在找嗎
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秋叔
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我已經在找對講機
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不過這裡我覺得有點不對勁
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不如我們一起找好嗎？麻煩你
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謝謝
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不用了 已經有人還給我 謝謝
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不要啊
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不用了 已經有人還給我 謝謝
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就說了 礙手礙腳
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叫你不要請那小子
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說過了
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我們加起來快兩百歲
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由不得你不認老
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你才是 聰伯
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回來…！
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真好運
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我頂
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很不對勁啊
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秋叔 有殭屍呀
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快來…救命呀
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別追了 阿天出事了
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秋叔 救命啊
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救命啊
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救命啊
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不要過來呀
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做什麼呀…？
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做什麼呀？
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什麼東西呀？為什麼會飄過來的？
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不要過來呀
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00:30:32,784 --> 00:30:37,908
不要再咬我了 求你了
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天 有沒有事？
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不對了 朱警官
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其實所謂殭屍
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只不過是死屍
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00:31:05,201 --> 00:31:08,075
感染了稀有的病毒
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令它們有活動的能力
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明白了
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-那你用心去找樣本 -好的
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只要讓我找到這些感染了病毒的樣本
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我就可以研發出疫苗
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對付它們
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大舊駒
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00:31:25,201 --> 00:31:26,241
你剛才不聽對講機
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差點害死阿天了
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唉 這次麻煩了
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等我來
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00:31:36,951 --> 00:31:38,158
怎麼樣 朱Sir
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00:31:38,159 --> 00:31:39,908
這次有甚麼可以幫你的
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00:31:39,909 --> 00:31:41,450
又是你們這幫人
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00:31:41,451 --> 00:31:44,376
你們行動前先通知一下我們好嗎？
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00:31:44,534 --> 00:31:46,408
通不通知都是這麼工作的
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但你們是公務員
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可不可以跟規矩做事
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00:31:49,826 --> 00:31:51,450
剛才有村民報警
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00:31:51,451 --> 00:31:54,241
一會兒記者來到 你教我怎交待？
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00:31:54,242 --> 00:31:56,825
不就是更好嗎？你又可以領功
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00:31:56,826 --> 00:31:57,825
看
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00:31:57,826 --> 00:31:59,158
我上司就打來了
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現在就要我交待
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現在
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你做什麼
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交待嘛
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00:32:05,951 --> 00:32:07,834
我跟你說 你不要太囂張
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00:32:08,076 --> 00:32:11,408
我們的研發部門在做一些科學研究
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00:32:11,409 --> 00:32:12,700
將來有指令下來
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00:32:12,701 --> 00:32:15,084
可以取締你們整個部門
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00:32:19,867 --> 00:32:22,292
你去領功 我要開工
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00:32:22,492 --> 00:32:24,450
Steven給我去現場採點樣本回來
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沒問題
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對 那邊
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朱警官
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有村民報警說
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看見有怪人在山裡出沒
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一個人怪不怪
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社會上會有多方面的討論
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但警方會徵詢律政司的意見…
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對 搜一下那邊
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朱警官
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有發現
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奕小夏 生於一八二零庚辰年
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卒於一八四一年
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小夏
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閉天門 開地府
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閉人門 開鬼路
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轉化再生
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看來起碼一百年前
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牛尾村
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甚麼地方啊
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幾百年前
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香港還是屬於番禺寶安縣的時候
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00:33:14,576 --> 00:33:17,075
這個湖 當時是陸地
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00:33:17,076 --> 00:33:18,533
牛尾村就應該在那裡
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00:33:18,534 --> 00:33:20,741
再看看棺材與陪葬品
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00:33:20,742 --> 00:33:23,241
那隻殭屍應該是當時的地主
467
00:33:23,242 --> 00:33:26,158
而這女殭屍相信是陪葬品之一
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根據棺材的爪痕推斷
469
00:33:28,242 --> 00:33:30,292
它應該是被活埋的
470
00:33:30,784 --> 00:33:34,241
這小女孩過了百年才能逃脫地主的魔爪
471
00:33:34,242 --> 00:33:36,167
真的好可憐
472
00:33:36,576 --> 00:33:38,200
根據盜墓者的死狀
473
00:33:38,201 --> 00:33:41,376
那隻地主殭屍是處於旱魃狀態
474
00:33:41,909 --> 00:33:43,533
當他吸飽鮮血之後
475
00:33:43,534 --> 00:33:44,991
就會傳播屍毒
476
00:33:44,992 --> 00:33:47,491
我估計 這隻女殭屍
477
00:33:47,492 --> 00:33:50,075
和那隻地主殭屍有密切關係
478
00:33:50,076 --> 00:33:51,408
好了
479
00:33:51,409 --> 00:33:52,908
我現在最擔心
480
00:33:52,909 --> 00:33:55,325
就是它會把那隻殭屍引出來
481
00:33:55,326 --> 00:33:57,491
現在唯一方法就是盡快把它火化
482
00:33:57,492 --> 00:33:59,991
免得把地主殭屍引出市區
483
00:33:59,992 --> 00:34:01,616
-世侄 -啊
484
00:34:01,617 --> 00:34:04,667
拿塊布幫它把泥擦掉
485
00:34:04,826 --> 00:34:08,292
體面點送它上路
486
00:34:08,701 --> 00:34:11,167
你不是近視要戴眼鏡嗎
487
00:34:13,076 --> 00:34:14,459
我忘記了
488
00:34:46,451 --> 00:34:48,959
聰…聰叔 她哭了
489
00:34:49,242 --> 00:34:50,626
甚麼？
490
00:34:50,951 --> 00:34:52,783
她…她哭了 有眼淚呀你看
491
00:34:52,784 --> 00:34:54,251
哭？
492
00:34:55,826 --> 00:34:57,292
你看
493
00:34:57,992 --> 00:35:01,334
哎 冷氣滴下來的水啊
494
00:35:02,701 --> 00:35:03,917
有動靜
495
00:35:07,784 --> 00:35:10,126
秋叔 我是不是要去…
496
00:35:11,242 --> 00:35:13,626
你還是留在這裡吧 不要礙手礙腳
497
00:35:14,326 --> 00:35:15,866
世侄
498
00:35:15,867 --> 00:35:18,033
待會焚化爐的鐘響起
499
00:35:18,034 --> 00:35:20,292
你就把屍體推進去
500
00:35:20,534 --> 00:35:22,501
我…我推？
501
00:35:30,492 --> 00:35:31,575
對不起
502
00:35:31,576 --> 00:35:33,167
是有點熱
503
00:35:33,201 --> 00:35:35,292
你忍一下 別哭了
504
00:35:39,534 --> 00:35:40,876
不好意思
505
00:36:00,284 --> 00:36:02,376
喂…
506
00:36:45,159 --> 00:36:47,200
不好意思…我想拿回…
507
00:36:47,201 --> 00:36:49,084
我想拿回電話而已
508
00:36:52,534 --> 00:36:54,501
不關我事 不要啊
509
00:37:31,951 --> 00:37:33,626
你回去吧
510
00:37:34,951 --> 00:37:36,033
進…進去
511
00:37:36,034 --> 00:37:37,908
對了對了 過來
512
00:37:37,909 --> 00:37:38,950
對了
513
00:37:38,951 --> 00:37:41,251
過來…
514
00:37:41,909 --> 00:37:43,325
躺在這裡
515
00:37:43,326 --> 00:37:44,792
進去
516
00:37:46,409 --> 00:37:48,292
躺在這裡 進去
517
00:37:48,742 --> 00:37:50,709
躺 進去
518
00:37:56,534 --> 00:37:57,959
躺在這裡
519
00:37:59,826 --> 00:38:01,084
進去
520
00:38:03,034 --> 00:38:04,584
進去
521
00:38:04,826 --> 00:38:06,709
進去
522
00:38:09,117 --> 00:38:11,709
自己躺上來
523
00:38:12,951 --> 00:38:15,042
自己進去吧 再見
524
00:38:16,492 --> 00:38:19,001
別再跟著我
525
00:38:56,992 --> 00:38:59,001
別過來
526
00:39:23,909 --> 00:39:25,126
怎麼了
527
00:39:25,492 --> 00:39:26,792
該死
528
00:39:26,826 --> 00:39:28,116
下來
529
00:39:28,117 --> 00:39:29,908
你搞甚麼！快下來！
530
00:39:29,909 --> 00:39:30,950
讓人看見就糟了
531
00:39:30,951 --> 00:39:34,251
下來啊
532
00:39:36,409 --> 00:39:38,417
小夏
533
00:39:40,992 --> 00:39:43,616
小夏
534
00:39:43,617 --> 00:39:44,741
跳下來
535
00:39:44,742 --> 00:39:46,116
跳…跳下來
536
00:39:46,117 --> 00:39:47,741
小夏 小…小夏
537
00:39:47,742 --> 00:39:48,783
跳下來 跳下來
538
00:39:48,784 --> 00:39:50,116
-小夏… -不好意思
539
00:39:50,117 --> 00:39:52,042
你們在我的車上做什麼
540
00:39:52,326 --> 00:39:54,075
快點 小夏
541
00:39:54,076 --> 00:39:55,292
小夏
542
00:39:58,701 --> 00:40:00,209
-不好意思 -不好意思
543
00:40:00,909 --> 00:40:02,542
她在我的車頂做甚麼
544
00:40:04,451 --> 00:40:06,584
不好意思 我女朋友喝醉了
545
00:40:06,826 --> 00:40:07,908
不好意思
546
00:40:07,909 --> 00:40:09,908
喝醉了還能上車頂？
547
00:40:09,909 --> 00:40:12,533
不好意思 她醉了還能下來呢 對吧
548
00:40:12,534 --> 00:40:14,491
不好意思 我是不是妨礙你們
549
00:40:14,492 --> 00:40:15,783
不好意思 我妨礙你了才對
550
00:40:15,784 --> 00:40:17,533
我們走了好嗎 跟人家說再見吧
551
00:40:17,534 --> 00:40:20,042
-不好意思 -不好意思
552
00:40:20,159 --> 00:40:21,584
不好意思
553
00:40:21,617 --> 00:40:26,334
小夏
554
00:40:27,284 --> 00:40:31,626
小夏 小夏
555
00:40:37,242 --> 00:40:38,366
不好意思 老爸
556
00:40:38,367 --> 00:40:40,584
暫時借這屋來放點東西
557
00:41:12,867 --> 00:41:14,575
來…開啦
558
00:41:14,576 --> 00:41:16,084
你做什麼？
559
00:41:21,867 --> 00:41:23,950
根據棺材的爪痕去推斷
560
00:41:23,951 --> 00:41:26,084
它應該是被活埋的
561
00:41:28,617 --> 00:41:32,834
老爺 她陪你上路了
562
00:41:35,742 --> 00:41:38,334
對…對不起
563
00:41:41,784 --> 00:41:43,376
出來吧
564
00:42:47,076 --> 00:42:48,917
坐下
565
00:43:10,867 --> 00:43:12,700
那你看電視吧
566
00:43:12,701 --> 00:43:14,450
我出去一下
567
00:43:14,451 --> 00:43:16,084
等會回來
568
00:43:16,409 --> 00:43:18,334
坐定定 別動啊
569
00:43:47,034 --> 00:43:48,116
白殭
570
00:43:48,117 --> 00:43:49,991
屍體體內的血液流失
571
00:43:49,992 --> 00:43:51,991
本命屍氣漸生
572
00:43:51,992 --> 00:43:53,283
屍體呈白色狀
573
00:43:53,284 --> 00:43:55,542
行動遲緩 容易對付
574
00:43:57,284 --> 00:43:58,876
詐殭
575
00:43:58,909 --> 00:44:00,325
萌生靈智
576
00:44:00,326 --> 00:44:03,834
會用騙詐方法引來獵物
577
00:44:05,117 --> 00:44:06,792
旱魃
578
00:44:07,076 --> 00:44:10,700
集天地怨氣而生 力量無邊
579
00:44:10,701 --> 00:44:14,167
會吸乾獵物體內血液
580
00:44:21,951 --> 00:44:23,834
人靈殭
581
00:44:24,201 --> 00:44:25,950
遭逢突變的殭屍
582
00:44:25,951 --> 00:44:29,084
有機會恢復人的特性
583
00:44:31,701 --> 00:44:33,325
記錄不詳
584
00:44:33,326 --> 00:44:35,917
百年難得一遇
585
00:44:39,576 --> 00:44:41,834
《殭屍防守班》
586
00:44:42,784 --> 00:44:44,408
對付殭屍來說
587
00:44:44,409 --> 00:44:46,783
一定要防大於攻
588
00:44:46,784 --> 00:44:49,533
若然被殭屍一咬 到時死了
589
00:44:49,534 --> 00:44:52,126
就說甚麼都沒用了
590
00:44:53,159 --> 00:44:54,325
這些
591
00:44:54,326 --> 00:44:58,241
全是我們拿來捉殭屍的法寶
592
00:44:58,242 --> 00:44:59,575
還有
593
00:44:59,576 --> 00:45:01,334
就是這件背心
594
00:45:01,784 --> 00:45:03,917
美觀實用
595
00:45:04,326 --> 00:45:05,825
沒殭屍的時候
596
00:45:05,826 --> 00:45:07,450
無傷大雅
597
00:45:07,451 --> 00:45:09,084
有殭屍的時候
598
00:45:09,534 --> 00:45:11,709
掩人耳目
599
00:45:12,284 --> 00:45:14,292
《殭屍理論班》
600
00:45:14,742 --> 00:45:17,825
朱砂是天地純陽之氣所結
601
00:45:17,826 --> 00:45:19,533
所以黃符
602
00:45:19,534 --> 00:45:23,491
要用朱砂畫才有最大法力
603
00:45:23,492 --> 00:45:25,584
我現在畫給你們看
604
00:45:25,992 --> 00:45:27,417
繼續掃吧
605
00:45:31,159 --> 00:45:32,667
剷起來
606
00:45:34,617 --> 00:45:35,959
剷起來就倒掉
607
00:45:36,867 --> 00:45:38,658
倒完就繼續掃
608
00:45:38,659 --> 00:45:41,116
當殭屍襲擊你的時候
609
00:45:41,117 --> 00:45:44,366
通常你都沒有時間去拿武器
610
00:45:44,367 --> 00:45:45,866
在這個情況…別笑
611
00:45:45,867 --> 00:45:47,450
在這個情況之下
612
00:45:47,451 --> 00:45:49,292
你會怎麼做？
613
00:45:51,576 --> 00:45:52,491
肘擊
614
00:45:52,492 --> 00:45:53,792
那就來啊
615
00:45:54,701 --> 00:45:56,792
痛！
616
00:45:56,951 --> 00:45:59,834
就只有這招 還有別的招式嗎？
617
00:46:00,409 --> 00:46:02,417
-踩你的腳 -那就來啊
618
00:46:02,909 --> 00:46:05,075
好痛！
619
00:46:05,076 --> 00:46:06,366
不要再咬
620
00:46:06,367 --> 00:46:08,075
對付殭屍唯一的方法
621
00:46:08,076 --> 00:46:09,866
就是第一時間
622
00:46:09,867 --> 00:46:11,616
托住它的下巴
623
00:46:11,617 --> 00:46:14,292
不要讓它張大嘴巴
624
00:46:17,492 --> 00:46:19,126
繼續掃吧
625
00:46:23,492 --> 00:46:25,251
秋叔 小心腳
626
00:46:29,617 --> 00:46:31,459
剷起來
627
00:46:32,409 --> 00:46:34,417
倒掉
628
00:46:37,992 --> 00:46:39,584
搞定
629
00:46:42,367 --> 00:46:43,959
重新再掃
630
00:46:45,867 --> 00:46:48,491
黃符會分幾大類
631
00:46:48,492 --> 00:46:50,783
控屍符 鎮屍符
632
00:46:50,784 --> 00:46:53,084
滅屍符
633
00:47:06,159 --> 00:47:08,209
-聽到嗎？ -聽到
634
00:47:09,992 --> 00:47:12,825
滅屍符不能隨便亂用
635
00:47:12,826 --> 00:47:14,450
不然那隻殭屍
636
00:47:14,451 --> 00:47:16,200
就會永不超生
637
00:47:16,201 --> 00:47:17,834
還睡
638
00:47:30,826 --> 00:47:32,450
他累就讓他多睡一會吧
639
00:47:32,451 --> 00:47:33,533
不行
640
00:47:33,534 --> 00:47:35,667
我怎麼可以讓他偷懶
641
00:47:35,742 --> 00:47:37,200
起來啦
642
00:47:37,201 --> 00:47:38,658
不用幹活啊？
643
00:47:38,659 --> 00:47:40,126
做吧
644
00:47:40,326 --> 00:47:41,709
做…
645
00:47:45,117 --> 00:47:47,167
其實我掃完了
646
00:47:48,409 --> 00:47:50,126
不要
647
00:47:52,201 --> 00:47:54,042
現在有東西掃了
648
00:47:56,742 --> 00:47:58,158
-秋叔 -不用說了
649
00:47:58,159 --> 00:48:00,001
我叫你掃就掃
650
00:48:01,576 --> 00:48:03,075
掃…
651
00:48:03,076 --> 00:48:05,126
咿咿呀呀說甚麼
652
00:48:05,909 --> 00:48:07,491
我想學捉殭屍
653
00:48:07,492 --> 00:48:08,783
整天叫我掃地掃地
654
00:48:08,784 --> 00:48:09,783
我回家掃就可以了
655
00:48:09,784 --> 00:48:11,334
掃地…
656
00:48:15,367 --> 00:48:16,783
你要捉殭屍嗎
657
00:48:16,784 --> 00:48:17,783
我教你
658
00:48:17,784 --> 00:48:19,292
來啊 掃呀
659
00:48:22,242 --> 00:48:24,001
你不是說掃嗎？
660
00:48:24,451 --> 00:48:25,584
掃
661
00:48:27,701 --> 00:48:28,700
我掃就是了
662
00:48:28,701 --> 00:48:30,001
再掃
663
00:48:31,284 --> 00:48:32,283
沉肘
664
00:48:32,284 --> 00:48:33,783
前臂用力
665
00:48:33,784 --> 00:48:35,459
扎好馬步
666
00:48:36,326 --> 00:48:37,542
再來
667
00:48:37,951 --> 00:48:39,292
掃
668
00:48:46,201 --> 00:48:47,792
來來…來
669
00:48:50,534 --> 00:48:51,959
-剷 -吓？剷？
670
00:48:57,076 --> 00:48:58,408
千萬不要輕敵
671
00:48:58,409 --> 00:48:59,908
捉殭屍要專注
672
00:48:59,909 --> 00:49:01,167
倒
673
00:49:06,451 --> 00:49:08,325
千萬不要讓殭屍在你背後
674
00:49:08,326 --> 00:49:10,084
再來
675
00:49:41,159 --> 00:49:42,709
記住
676
00:49:44,034 --> 00:49:45,334
殭屍
677
00:49:46,076 --> 00:49:48,167
一隻都不要放過
678
00:49:53,284 --> 00:49:55,167
如果你不殺它們
679
00:49:55,576 --> 00:49:57,167
它們就會殺你
680
00:50:00,076 --> 00:50:01,751
殺我？
681
00:50:05,992 --> 00:50:07,917
怎麼會
682
00:50:24,826 --> 00:50:26,167
做什麼
683
00:50:30,951 --> 00:50:33,209
豬紅粥你也喜歡？
684
00:50:34,826 --> 00:50:36,584
想吃嗎
685
00:50:41,867 --> 00:50:43,209
先坐下
686
00:50:50,076 --> 00:50:51,200
喂…
687
00:50:51,201 --> 00:50:52,709
不要這樣
688
00:50:56,909 --> 00:50:58,959
要用勺子吃的
689
00:51:03,867 --> 00:51:05,834
你看你
690
00:51:07,242 --> 00:51:09,001
笑不是這樣笑的
691
00:51:09,742 --> 00:51:11,459
你要這樣
692
00:51:14,034 --> 00:51:15,825
還要有聲音
693
00:51:15,826 --> 00:51:17,876
呵呵
694
00:51:27,909 --> 00:51:32,209
請問有甚麼可以幫你
695
00:51:34,492 --> 00:51:35,783
你叫甚麼名字？
696
00:51:35,784 --> 00:51:38,866
我叫Sivi 很高興認識你
697
00:51:38,867 --> 00:51:40,533
你不是叫小夏嗎？
698
00:51:40,534 --> 00:51:42,700
好吧 如果你堅持
699
00:51:42,701 --> 00:51:44,834
嗯 小夏
700
00:51:47,201 --> 00:51:48,783
你究竟是甚麼？
701
00:51:48,784 --> 00:51:51,167
我不就是你的朋友嗎？
702
00:51:57,492 --> 00:51:58,741
我帥嗎？
703
00:51:58,742 --> 00:52:00,834
帥到爆
704
00:52:44,451 --> 00:52:45,283
對…對不起
705
00:52:45,284 --> 00:52:46,200
以後不敢…
706
00:52:46,201 --> 00:52:47,700
-對…對不起 -不要緊
707
00:52:47,701 --> 00:52:50,542
加把勁 繼續努力
708
00:52:54,201 --> 00:52:57,376
加油 你一定可以的
709
00:53:04,742 --> 00:53:06,491
還不讓我捉到你？
710
00:53:06,492 --> 00:53:07,917
-你看上面 -怎麼了
711
00:53:10,117 --> 00:53:11,376
喂…
712
00:53:11,701 --> 00:53:13,459
慢慢吃
713
00:53:17,159 --> 00:53:18,408
套殭屍呢
714
00:53:18,409 --> 00:53:19,866
最重要是速度
715
00:53:19,867 --> 00:53:21,876
最重要是快
716
00:53:33,076 --> 00:53:34,667
做得好
717
00:53:38,576 --> 00:53:40,366
兩位滿意嗎
718
00:53:40,367 --> 00:53:42,075
點這個 叫做Sky-pe.
719
00:53:42,076 --> 00:53:43,700
哇 這麼清晰
720
00:53:43,701 --> 00:53:45,876
對啊 你快跟她打招呼
721
00:53:48,951 --> 00:53:50,616
可以嗎 秋叔
722
00:53:50,617 --> 00:53:51,866
勉強吧
723
00:53:51,867 --> 00:53:54,575
不過打殭屍最重要就是反應
724
00:53:54,576 --> 00:53:55,450
快
725
00:53:55,451 --> 00:53:57,042
秋叔你暗算我？
726
00:54:28,534 --> 00:54:31,042
可不可以安靜點
727
00:55:17,617 --> 00:55:19,167
老姜
728
00:55:19,284 --> 00:55:21,491
還有其他方法對待他們嗎
729
00:55:21,492 --> 00:55:23,450
生老病死
730
00:55:23,451 --> 00:55:24,700
是命
731
00:55:24,701 --> 00:55:28,200
人有人命 屍有屍命
732
00:55:28,201 --> 00:55:31,491
殭屍滯留在人間久了就會害人
733
00:55:31,492 --> 00:55:33,616
它們又沒法輪迴轉世
734
00:55:33,617 --> 00:55:35,783
很可憐的
735
00:55:35,784 --> 00:55:37,866
我們幫它們超渡投胎
736
00:55:37,867 --> 00:55:40,959
對它們來說也是一件好事
737
00:55:41,784 --> 00:55:43,876
真的沒其他的路嗎
738
00:55:44,909 --> 00:55:47,167
你既不是人也不是屍
739
00:55:47,576 --> 00:55:51,251
就看你能不能走出自己的路吧
740
00:56:06,409 --> 00:56:08,292
拉下來
741
00:56:08,784 --> 00:56:11,542
把左手也伸進去
742
00:56:12,284 --> 00:56:13,501
可以嗎
743
00:57:09,159 --> 00:57:09,991
秋叔
744
00:57:09,992 --> 00:57:11,783
白天也要開工
745
00:57:11,784 --> 00:57:13,542
有殭屍嗎
746
00:57:15,201 --> 00:57:17,751
華女 小心下車
747
00:57:21,326 --> 00:57:23,167
-秋哥 -嗯
748
00:57:25,617 --> 00:57:27,116
有心了 秋哥
749
00:57:27,117 --> 00:57:29,167
對了
750
00:57:29,576 --> 00:57:32,834
順便給妹妹買雪糕吧
751
00:57:34,367 --> 00:57:35,741
紙皮阿伯經常說
752
00:57:35,742 --> 00:57:39,075
最想看到的就是孫女長大後乖巧懂事
753
00:57:39,076 --> 00:57:40,991
有誰想到會這樣
754
00:57:40,992 --> 00:57:43,533
放心吧秋哥 我會搞得體體面面的
755
00:57:43,534 --> 00:57:44,616
謝謝
756
00:57:44,617 --> 00:57:46,251
我先回去工作
757
00:57:48,367 --> 00:57:51,209
-是上次那個老伯？ -嗯
758
00:58:09,492 --> 00:58:11,158
我以前一直以為捉殭屍
759
00:58:11,159 --> 00:58:12,825
可以幫人
760
00:58:12,826 --> 00:58:14,792
挺好的
761
00:58:16,701 --> 00:58:19,167
你這樣想也沒錯
762
00:58:22,826 --> 00:58:26,825
有時我也不知道…是不是真的幫了他們
763
00:58:26,826 --> 00:58:28,667
甚至連朋友
764
00:58:28,701 --> 00:58:31,667
-走啊！秋！ -或者自己
765
00:58:34,451 --> 00:58:37,126
都未必幫得到
766
00:58:37,576 --> 00:58:40,584
我真的不知道下次的行動
767
00:58:40,742 --> 00:58:43,251
會不會是我的最後一次
768
00:58:43,826 --> 00:58:45,376
小玲
769
00:58:47,409 --> 00:58:48,501
阿天
770
00:58:50,701 --> 00:58:53,042
做我們這行就是這樣的
771
00:58:54,701 --> 00:58:56,783
阿嬤年紀大了
772
00:58:56,784 --> 00:58:58,834
如果阿嬤有甚麼心願
773
00:58:59,201 --> 00:59:01,542
你就盡量滿足她吧
774
00:59:01,784 --> 00:59:04,167
你明白我的意思嗎
775
00:59:24,201 --> 00:59:26,241
小夏 等會你扮是我女朋友
776
00:59:26,242 --> 00:59:28,366
不論阿嬤說甚麼你就…
777
00:59:28,367 --> 00:59:29,450
微笑
778
00:59:29,451 --> 00:59:30,491
點頭
779
00:59:30,492 --> 00:59:32,283
還有 如果我說
780
00:59:32,284 --> 00:59:33,792
給
781
00:59:33,867 --> 00:59:36,158
你就將這袋東西給阿嬤
782
00:59:36,159 --> 00:59:38,251
可以嗎
783
00:59:43,826 --> 00:59:46,126
我在做甚麼
784
00:59:48,159 --> 00:59:50,376
我真的瘋了
785
01:00:02,951 --> 01:00:04,834
阿龍
786
01:00:05,784 --> 01:00:07,542
媳婦
787
01:00:09,242 --> 01:00:12,542
你回來太好了 我們吃飯了
788
01:00:12,659 --> 01:00:15,751
真的好久沒見你了 媳婦
789
01:00:26,784 --> 01:00:27,575
媳婦
790
01:00:27,576 --> 01:00:29,667
你吃很少東西啊
791
01:00:32,076 --> 01:00:33,658
是啊
792
01:00:33,659 --> 01:00:35,325
她不舒服
793
01:00:35,326 --> 01:00:36,450
想吐
794
01:00:36,451 --> 01:00:39,167
-想吐？ -對 想吐
795
01:00:39,201 --> 01:00:41,376
你想吐？
796
01:00:42,284 --> 01:00:43,283
媳婦
797
01:00:43,284 --> 01:00:45,033
不是我囉嗦
798
01:00:45,034 --> 01:00:47,533
其實我們張家
799
01:00:47,534 --> 01:00:49,116
就只有阿龍
800
01:00:49,117 --> 01:00:51,209
一個男丁
801
01:00:51,701 --> 01:00:53,876
你明白我的意思吧
802
01:00:56,784 --> 01:00:58,876
你們有做愛吧？
803
01:01:00,576 --> 01:01:02,408
太好了
804
01:01:02,409 --> 01:01:04,709
肯定沒戴套吧？
805
01:01:06,784 --> 01:01:08,834
-不要再點頭 -太好了
806
01:01:10,076 --> 01:01:11,408
我呢
807
01:01:11,409 --> 01:01:12,533
說真的
808
01:01:12,534 --> 01:01:14,450
我很喜歡第一胎是男孩
809
01:01:14,451 --> 01:01:15,792
不是
810
01:01:16,951 --> 01:01:18,325
你猜他是男孩還是女孩啊？
811
01:01:18,326 --> 01:01:19,908
不要這麼搓她的肚子
812
01:01:19,909 --> 01:01:23,417
Sivi：現在還不可以回答你
813
01:01:25,909 --> 01:01:27,950
我明白
814
01:01:27,951 --> 01:01:31,792
小器啊
815
01:01:34,701 --> 01:01:37,241
我連我孫的名字都想好了
816
01:01:37,242 --> 01:01:38,950
就叫作
817
01:01:38,951 --> 01:01:40,908
張…春…天
818
01:01:40,909 --> 01:01:43,959
我不就是張春天嗎
819
01:01:50,659 --> 01:01:53,542
阿嬤很久沒這麼開心過了
820
01:01:56,034 --> 01:01:57,667
喂 你去哪裡？
821
01:01:57,826 --> 01:01:59,825
行…別著急 慢慢來
822
01:01:59,826 --> 01:02:02,459
行…有位置馬上進去
823
01:02:02,742 --> 01:02:03,950
馬上來
824
01:02:03,951 --> 01:02:06,417
-我們一起的 -好…
825
01:02:07,159 --> 01:02:08,575
小姐 不好意思
826
01:02:08,576 --> 01:02:10,033
排隊好嗎 我給你個號碼
827
01:02:10,034 --> 01:02:11,575
-老闆 -我們這裡每個人都要排隊
828
01:02:11,576 --> 01:02:13,741
那個誰
829
01:02:13,742 --> 01:02:14,658
阿天啊
830
01:02:14,659 --> 01:02:16,325
阿…那個誰
831
01:02:16,326 --> 01:02:18,241
隨便吧 怎麼這麼多人
832
01:02:18,242 --> 01:02:19,825
沒甚麼
833
01:02:19,826 --> 01:02:22,825
前兩天我本來說要停業的
834
01:02:22,826 --> 01:02:25,866
誰知道電視台 雜誌就要來訪問
835
01:02:25,867 --> 01:02:29,283
說要保持甚麼…特色小店
836
01:02:29,284 --> 01:02:30,408
我想過了
837
01:02:30,409 --> 01:02:32,033
以後我每天說自己停業
838
01:02:32,034 --> 01:02:34,667
-我肯定發財了 -老闆啊
839
01:02:42,367 --> 01:02:44,417
想吃嗎？
840
01:03:49,867 --> 01:03:52,542
你想學走路？
841
01:04:05,409 --> 01:04:06,991
我教你
842
01:04:06,992 --> 01:04:08,834
我們一步一步
843
01:04:08,867 --> 01:04:10,325
向前走
844
01:04:10,326 --> 01:04:12,042
慢慢學
845
01:04:14,201 --> 01:04:15,917
把腳提高
846
01:04:16,034 --> 01:04:17,616
向前
847
01:04:17,617 --> 01:04:19,542
走一步
848
01:04:22,409 --> 01:04:24,334
二
849
01:04:27,951 --> 01:04:30,417
一
850
01:04:45,992 --> 01:04:47,584
小心！
851
01:05:29,951 --> 01:05:31,542
走
852
01:05:32,076 --> 01:05:33,709
喂…
853
01:05:34,451 --> 01:05:35,792
不好意思
854
01:05:36,201 --> 01:05:37,376
喂…
855
01:06:09,159 --> 01:06:11,783
雷焰藏真火 紫電殺生機
856
01:06:11,784 --> 01:06:13,408
百煞潛藏
857
01:06:13,409 --> 01:06:15,241
水火不侵！
858
01:06:15,242 --> 01:06:17,075
來吧 別害羞
859
01:06:17,076 --> 01:06:19,501
吉時很快要過了
860
01:06:28,326 --> 01:06:30,241
待會考試
861
01:06:30,242 --> 01:06:31,825
能不能加入我們
862
01:06:31,826 --> 01:06:34,042
就看這次了
863
01:06:34,867 --> 01:06:36,792
老實說
864
01:06:36,867 --> 01:06:39,626
其實我不想你加入這部門
865
01:06:40,576 --> 01:06:44,042
不管怎樣說…你爸也是因我而死
866
01:06:51,409 --> 01:06:54,501
幫我好好照顧他
867
01:07:08,159 --> 01:07:10,126
抓緊這掃把
868
01:07:11,117 --> 01:07:11,866
自己的工具
869
01:07:11,867 --> 01:07:12,876
870
01:07:12,909 --> 01:07:14,876
珍惜點用
871
01:07:24,201 --> 01:07:25,709
師父
872
01:07:35,909 --> 01:07:37,042
阿天
873
01:07:37,326 --> 01:07:40,292
這次的目標 就是要殺這隻殭屍
874
01:07:40,576 --> 01:07:42,334
殺…殺殭屍？
875
01:08:39,159 --> 01:08:40,366
阿天
876
01:08:40,367 --> 01:08:42,459
拔劍
877
01:08:45,159 --> 01:08:46,575
各位
878
01:08:46,576 --> 01:08:48,626
我想證明給你們看
879
01:08:48,742 --> 01:08:50,542
殭屍不一定要殺
880
01:09:12,534 --> 01:09:13,792
阿天
881
01:09:14,159 --> 01:09:15,450
殺了它
882
01:09:15,451 --> 01:09:16,876
師父
883
01:09:20,951 --> 01:09:22,209
不准幫
884
01:09:24,409 --> 01:09:26,167
不要啊
885
01:09:37,992 --> 01:09:40,251
人命要緊啊 秋
886
01:10:12,534 --> 01:10:13,283
師父
887
01:10:13,284 --> 01:10:14,991
小夏有人性的
888
01:10:14,992 --> 01:10:17,575
-小夏 -你還好嗎？怎麼樣？
889
01:10:17,576 --> 01:10:19,866
你瘋了 它是殭屍 你還幫它
890
01:10:19,867 --> 01:10:21,533
小夏吸了我的血越來越像人
891
01:10:21,534 --> 01:10:23,533
那又怎樣 把你的血全給殭屍嗎
892
01:10:23,534 --> 01:10:25,417
師父啊
893
01:10:25,659 --> 01:10:26,866
不要啊
894
01:10:26,867 --> 01:10:28,825
有動靜 你們兩個出去看看
895
01:10:28,826 --> 01:10:30,283
老姜 你處理這隻女殭屍
896
01:10:30,284 --> 01:10:31,709
我送你去醫院
897
01:10:34,576 --> 01:10:36,167
-小夏 -站住
898
01:10:36,409 --> 01:10:38,292
收拾東西跟我出去
899
01:10:40,076 --> 01:10:41,325
老姜
900
01:10:41,326 --> 01:10:42,876
我求你
901
01:10:42,951 --> 01:10:45,167
不要殺小夏
902
01:10:45,867 --> 01:10:47,626
我知道怎麼做
903
01:10:52,409 --> 01:10:53,834
師父
904
01:11:01,784 --> 01:11:02,950
你聽我說吧
905
01:11:02,951 --> 01:11:04,292
師父
906
01:11:06,242 --> 01:11:07,834
我不是你師父
907
01:11:09,242 --> 01:11:10,658
你瘋了
908
01:11:10,659 --> 01:11:12,408
你爸是被殭屍害死的
909
01:11:12,409 --> 01:11:13,991
我當初不希望你進特別行動組
910
01:11:13,992 --> 01:11:15,241
就是不希望你有危險
911
01:11:15,242 --> 01:11:17,376
更不想對不起你老爸
912
01:11:17,659 --> 01:11:18,959
你剛才做甚麼？
913
01:11:19,076 --> 01:11:20,408
不殺那隻殭屍
914
01:11:20,409 --> 01:11:21,741
還私藏那隻女殭屍
915
01:11:21,742 --> 01:11:23,876
殭屍真的不一定要殺
916
01:11:24,076 --> 01:11:25,241
還有小夏
917
01:11:25,242 --> 01:11:26,616
她有人性的
918
01:11:26,617 --> 01:11:27,533
你試試和她相處
919
01:11:27,534 --> 01:11:28,700
-就會知道她不一樣 -不要解釋
920
01:11:28,701 --> 01:11:30,209
不要解釋
921
01:11:30,409 --> 01:11:32,292
-把劍還給我 -師父啊
922
01:11:33,367 --> 01:11:36,542
我們部門不需要你這種恥辱
923
01:11:45,701 --> 01:11:46,991
他現在正火上頭
924
01:11:46,992 --> 01:11:48,575
你先回去吧
925
01:11:48,576 --> 01:11:50,584
駒 上車
926
01:12:01,201 --> 01:12:02,876
上床
927
01:12:04,451 --> 01:12:06,251
乖乖的啊
928
01:12:13,076 --> 01:12:14,325
哇
929
01:12:14,326 --> 01:12:16,084
連符都不怕
930
01:12:16,409 --> 01:12:18,501
真的甚麼都有可能
931
01:12:32,492 --> 01:12:35,917
井欄樹這麼大 去哪裡找？
932
01:12:38,242 --> 01:12:40,001
出事！
933
01:12:48,784 --> 01:12:50,959
別拍了 快走
934
01:12:52,534 --> 01:12:54,533
網上流傳的「西貢人食人」片段
935
01:12:54,534 --> 01:12:57,084
引發起市民大量討論
936
01:12:59,492 --> 01:13:01,700
有專家認為片中疑犯的行為
937
01:13:01,701 --> 01:13:05,584
極有可能是由嚴重精神病
或吸食毒品所致
938
01:13:07,201 --> 01:13:12,542
而警方回應他們
已成立特別行動小組去處理此事
939
01:13:21,701 --> 01:13:23,450
駒 快收拾現場
940
01:13:23,451 --> 01:13:24,959
警察很快就到
941
01:13:30,909 --> 01:13:32,209
行動
942
01:13:35,159 --> 01:13:36,408
-什麼事？ -自己看吧
943
01:13:36,409 --> 01:13:38,658
你的部門正式解散由警察接管
944
01:13:38,659 --> 01:13:40,325
…封鎖現場並處理中
945
01:13:40,326 --> 01:13:43,251
HK Broadcast TV記者 葉小倩報導
946
01:14:07,951 --> 01:14:09,542
走
947
01:14:11,242 --> 01:14:12,700
不要帶走它
948
01:14:12,701 --> 01:14:15,834
會把地主殭屍引出來的
949
01:14:39,867 --> 01:14:40,950
突發新聞報導
950
01:14:40,951 --> 01:14:43,866
警方出動大量警力封鎖九龍城廣場
951
01:14:43,867 --> 01:14:47,408
相信同西貢有利士多人食人事件有關
952
01:14:47,409 --> 01:14:48,700
就現場所見
953
01:14:48,701 --> 01:14:51,575
警方將一副棺材搬進商場
954
01:14:51,576 --> 01:14:54,408
現場亦未有人作出任何回應
955
01:14:54,409 --> 01:14:55,908
有進一步消息我們會再向大家報導
956
01:14:55,909 --> 01:14:56,908
阿嬤
957
01:14:56,909 --> 01:14:57,825
我的背包呢？
958
01:14:57,826 --> 01:14:59,834
在長凳上
959
01:15:01,117 --> 01:15:03,450
閩南語：沒有工作說在工作
960
01:15:03,451 --> 01:15:06,075
閩南語：沒有女朋友說有愛人
961
01:15:06,076 --> 01:15:08,491
閩南語：沒有近視卻戴眼鏡
962
01:15:08,492 --> 01:15:10,408
閩南語：都是假的
963
01:15:10,409 --> 01:15:13,033
對不起阿嬤 我完全聽不懂你說甚麼
964
01:15:13,034 --> 01:15:15,033
我現在趕時間 回來再說
965
01:15:15,034 --> 01:15:16,283
阿天
966
01:15:16,284 --> 01:15:19,792
我說了我不是…
967
01:15:23,367 --> 01:15:25,292
你叫我甚麼？
968
01:15:27,742 --> 01:15:28,950
阿嬤
969
01:15:28,951 --> 01:15:30,200
回來再掃好嗎
970
01:15:30,201 --> 01:15:32,251
摘掉眼鏡
971
01:15:33,159 --> 01:15:35,209
看清楚
972
01:15:35,701 --> 01:15:37,616
你看到這個世界是甚麼
973
01:15:37,617 --> 01:15:39,158
這個世界就是甚麼
974
01:15:39,159 --> 01:15:40,366
975
01:15:40,367 --> 01:15:42,200
你怎看這個世界
976
01:15:42,201 --> 01:15:44,542
你自己決定
977
01:15:45,326 --> 01:15:47,491
你想這個世界變成什麼樣
978
01:15:47,492 --> 01:15:49,876
你就努力啊
979
01:15:50,117 --> 01:15:51,325
阿天
980
01:15:51,326 --> 01:15:52,533
努力一點
981
01:15:52,534 --> 01:15:54,917
把媳婦找回來
982
01:16:19,159 --> 01:16:20,908
加入部門
983
01:16:20,909 --> 01:16:23,001
早有心理準備
984
01:16:46,492 --> 01:16:49,126
想出發不算上我？
985
01:16:54,784 --> 01:16:56,866
各位傳媒朋友 對於事態的發展
986
01:16:56,867 --> 01:16:59,167
警方暫時無可奉告
987
01:17:11,201 --> 01:17:12,825
PC28210呼叫總台
988
01:17:12,826 --> 01:17:14,283
九龍城廣場
989
01:17:14,284 --> 01:17:15,917
有大麻煩
990
01:17:16,742 --> 01:17:17,658
世侄
991
01:17:17,659 --> 01:17:20,917
喝一口定驚茶 你會舒服點
992
01:17:24,826 --> 01:17:26,792
對吧？
993
01:17:26,826 --> 01:17:28,626
謝謝…
994
01:17:29,326 --> 01:17:31,834
PC28210 請問發生甚麼事情？
995
01:17:32,534 --> 01:17:34,959
沒事啊 一切正常
996
01:17:38,826 --> 01:17:41,542
警官 那你現在知道我是誰了吧
997
01:17:43,284 --> 01:17:45,158
我當然不知道了
998
01:17:45,159 --> 01:17:46,866
你說這麼久我都不知道你在說什麼
999
01:17:46,867 --> 01:17:49,241
我只知道我真的很累
1000
01:17:49,242 --> 01:17:50,366
你可不可以
1001
01:17:50,367 --> 01:17:52,075
重新再說一次
1002
01:17:52,076 --> 01:17:53,825
究竟你是誰
1003
01:17:53,826 --> 01:17:55,783
你累了還要我再說一次？
1004
01:17:55,784 --> 01:17:57,450
你說的不清楚嘛
1005
01:17:57,451 --> 01:17:59,459
李警官是吧
1006
01:18:00,159 --> 01:18:01,033
甚麼事
1007
01:18:01,034 --> 01:18:03,001
誰是你的阿頭
1008
01:18:03,784 --> 01:18:05,866
你有阿頭 我有阿頭
1009
01:18:05,867 --> 01:18:07,866
我的阿頭比你的阿頭大
1010
01:18:07,867 --> 01:18:10,366
你的阿頭肯定沒我阿頭大
1011
01:18:10,367 --> 01:18:11,700
明白嗎
1012
01:18:11,701 --> 01:18:12,991
那麼真的不明白
1013
01:18:12,992 --> 01:18:15,533
你的頭是你的頭 我的頭是我的頭
1014
01:18:15,534 --> 01:18:17,075
你的頭怎麼會比我的頭大
1015
01:18:17,076 --> 01:18:18,950
我的頭看上去…你的頭又裹著
1016
01:18:18,951 --> 01:18:21,075
是你的頭歸你的頭 我的頭歸我的頭
1017
01:18:21,076 --> 01:18:24,001
我怎麼明白啊兄弟 他也…
1018
01:18:24,159 --> 01:18:26,283
調…調虎離山
1019
01:18:26,284 --> 01:18:27,991
你…你和他…同…
1020
01:18:27,992 --> 01:18:29,251
我頂…
1021
01:18:30,951 --> 01:18:32,575
來 精神點積極點
1022
01:18:32,576 --> 01:18:33,991
沒錯 把鎗握緊
1023
01:18:33,992 --> 01:18:37,283
綁緊它 等會那殭屍出來格殺勿論
1024
01:18:37,284 --> 01:18:39,491
對了 那邊補個人
1025
01:18:39,492 --> 01:18:42,251
你們居高臨下隨機應變
1026
01:19:08,284 --> 01:19:09,658
終於人齊了
1027
01:19:09,659 --> 01:19:10,950
我們快把那隻殭屍找出來
1028
01:19:10,951 --> 01:19:11,950
分頭行事
1029
01:19:11,951 --> 01:19:13,126
哦
1030
01:19:13,492 --> 01:19:17,084
二樓那些 居高臨下要自己隨機應變
1031
01:19:18,201 --> 01:19:20,584
還有個人呢？
1032
01:19:36,576 --> 01:19:37,908
我啊…
1033
01:19:37,909 --> 01:19:40,834
我來救你的 你等我一下
1034
01:19:44,617 --> 01:19:45,950
那個誰 過來一下
1035
01:19:45,951 --> 01:19:47,283
對 就是你
1036
01:19:47,284 --> 01:19:48,950
過來一下
1037
01:19:48,951 --> 01:19:51,542
沒錯呀就是你 過來
1038
01:19:52,742 --> 01:19:55,116
我忘了帶口罩 借來先應付著
1039
01:19:55,117 --> 01:19:56,950
快點…
1040
01:19:56,951 --> 01:20:00,533
我收到上面的指示說
高級督察是不需要口罩
1041
01:20:00,534 --> 01:20:02,158
-要的…給我 -還有
1042
01:20:02,159 --> 01:20:05,116
如果你見記者但戴著口罩不好看
1043
01:20:05,117 --> 01:20:06,991
到時候我自會脫掉
1044
01:20:06,992 --> 01:20:10,334
我不是要這個 我要口罩
1045
01:20:10,867 --> 01:20:13,533
你不就是倒垃圾的那個小子？
1046
01:20:13,534 --> 01:20:14,866
我認得你
1047
01:20:14,867 --> 01:20:17,626
-哇… -什麼？
1048
01:20:19,867 --> 01:20:21,825
裝模作樣
1049
01:20:21,826 --> 01:20:24,450
我跟你說 你現在非法闖入商場
1050
01:20:24,451 --> 01:20:26,866
-我隨時可以報警 -你聽我說
1051
01:20:26,867 --> 01:20:29,366
跟我走好嗎？上面很危險 我保護你
1052
01:20:29,367 --> 01:20:31,116
-用不著你保護 -來 我們走吧
1053
01:20:31,117 --> 01:20:33,116
你現在非法闖入…
1054
01:20:33,117 --> 01:20:35,501
連血漿你都準備了？
1055
01:20:37,617 --> 01:20:39,334
走
1056
01:20:44,409 --> 01:20:47,417
-射它 射 -不要射他呀
1057
01:20:47,617 --> 01:20:49,876
射！射！
1058
01:20:58,617 --> 01:20:59,991
真沒用
1059
01:20:59,992 --> 01:21:02,126
-等我來 -不要
1060
01:21:03,951 --> 01:21:05,450
哎呀
1061
01:21:05,451 --> 01:21:07,334
走了…
1062
01:21:10,784 --> 01:21:12,116
哇
1063
01:21:12,117 --> 01:21:14,158
不行…很痛…
1064
01:21:14,159 --> 01:21:17,001
-幫…幫幫忙 -快走
1065
01:21:25,117 --> 01:21:27,001
師父
1066
01:21:46,909 --> 01:21:49,917
我痲痹了 是麻醉槍
1067
01:21:54,784 --> 01:21:57,376
定…
1068
01:22:09,867 --> 01:22:13,334
這次…真的有符都沒用
1069
01:22:34,076 --> 01:22:36,209
你的劍
1070
01:22:36,242 --> 01:22:39,917
1071
01:22:41,117 --> 01:22:42,700
還等甚麼
1072
01:22:42,701 --> 01:22:44,792
等你而已
1073
01:22:47,409 --> 01:22:49,209
挑
1074
01:22:49,242 --> 01:22:50,876
掃
1075
01:22:51,576 --> 01:22:53,084
手印
1076
01:23:06,576 --> 01:23:08,084
阿天
1077
01:23:22,034 --> 01:23:23,491
聰叔
1078
01:23:23,492 --> 01:23:24,991
日出了
1079
01:23:24,992 --> 01:23:28,584
你們把它拉高 我去放光進來
1080
01:23:46,201 --> 01:23:48,834
阿秋 接鏢
1081
01:23:51,784 --> 01:23:54,292
駒 接墨斗線
1082
01:23:55,867 --> 01:23:57,334
阿天
1083
01:24:00,284 --> 01:24:01,834
老姜
1084
01:24:09,242 --> 01:24:10,542
師父
1085
01:24:19,826 --> 01:24:21,167
拉
1086
01:24:35,117 --> 01:24:38,126
不要管我 拉啊
1087
01:25:04,701 --> 01:25:06,959
小夏 放手啊
1088
01:25:20,409 --> 01:25:22,084
小夏
1089
01:25:42,159 --> 01:25:45,283
小夏
1090
01:25:45,284 --> 01:25:47,908
沒事
1091
01:25:47,909 --> 01:25:49,792
沒事的
1092
01:25:56,076 --> 01:25:56,991
沒事的
1093
01:25:56,992 --> 01:25:59,200
不…不要
1094
01:25:59,201 --> 01:26:00,834
小夏
1095
01:26:08,617 --> 01:26:10,792
你咬…咬我的手
1096
01:26:11,451 --> 01:26:13,501
你咬我的手
1097
01:26:43,909 --> 01:26:46,417
我給你傳陽氣
1098
01:27:02,034 --> 01:27:05,376
小夏
1099
01:27:20,284 --> 01:27:23,959
Sivi：加油 你一定可以的
1100
01:27:26,909 --> 01:27:28,075
你們問她 問她
1101
01:27:28,076 --> 01:27:30,283
請問為什麼裡面會有殭屍？
1102
01:27:30,284 --> 01:27:31,741
究竟發生了甚麼事情？
1103
01:27:31,742 --> 01:27:33,075
裡面有人死了嗎？
1104
01:27:33,076 --> 01:27:35,158
-殭屍是真是假？ -行 大家別著急
1105
01:27:35,159 --> 01:27:37,126
你們的問題 我會逐一解答
1106
01:27:47,451 --> 01:27:49,366
殭屍有很多不同的種類
1107
01:27:49,367 --> 01:27:51,741
白殭 詐殭 鐵殭
1108
01:27:51,742 --> 01:27:53,450
還有旱魃
1109
01:27:53,451 --> 01:27:56,042
每一隻殭屍 攻擊力不同
1110
01:27:56,284 --> 01:27:58,450
特性也不同
1111
01:27:58,451 --> 01:28:00,450
-當你看見他的時候… -我想請問
1112
01:28:00,451 --> 01:28:03,501
殭屍有分好或壞嗎？
1113
01:28:08,909 --> 01:28:10,116
你問得好
1114
01:28:10,117 --> 01:28:13,584
殭屍和人一樣 也有好或壞
1115
01:28:14,451 --> 01:28:17,616
你會問這問題 已證明你與別不同
1116
01:28:17,617 --> 01:28:20,376
其實每個人的路都是自己創造出來
1117
01:28:20,617 --> 01:28:22,834
好或壞
1118
01:28:22,867 --> 01:28:25,116
就看你怎麼走
1119
01:28:25,117 --> 01:28:27,366
阿天 別說這麼多
1120
01:28:27,367 --> 01:28:30,667
-趕快開始訓練 -知道
1121
01:28:30,951 --> 01:28:32,950
-秋大俠 -好 我們練習掃剷倒
1122
01:28:32,951 --> 01:28:35,741
當初要不是我叫阿天加入
1123
01:28:35,742 --> 01:28:37,450
你已經死了
1124
01:28:37,451 --> 01:28:40,241
是那小子救我的 又不是你
1125
01:28:40,242 --> 01:28:42,033
就是有他 才有他的血
1126
01:28:42,034 --> 01:28:44,408
才有這個疫苗嘛
1127
01:28:44,409 --> 01:28:45,366
對不對
1128
01:28:45,367 --> 01:28:46,834
掃！
1129
01:28:49,159 --> 01:28:50,741
手要再直點
1130
01:28:50,742 --> 01:28:52,491
剷！
1131
01:28:52,492 --> 01:28:54,376
倒！
1132
01:29:00,242 --> 01:29:02,209
對不起…警官…
1133
01:29:09,867 --> 01:29:11,626
你叫甚麼名字？
1134
01:29:11,701 --> 01:29:14,126
陳冬冬 冬天的冬
1135
01:29:17,909 --> 01:29:19,033
一級警報
1136
01:29:19,034 --> 01:29:20,533
荃灣有殭屍出沒
1137
01:29:20,534 --> 01:29:23,491
A隊B隊連同洗街車垃圾車馬上出發
1138
01:29:23,492 --> 01:29:24,783
阿天
1139
01:29:24,784 --> 01:29:26,542
出發
1140
01:29:27,034 --> 01:29:28,626
哦
1141
01:29:32,992 --> 01:29:34,667
加油
1142
01:29:35,034 --> 01:29:36,876
一定可以的
1143
01:29:50,159 --> 01:29:51,626
好
1144
01:29:53,034 --> 01:29:54,751
出發
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