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ADULT ADAM: The '80s
was the golden age
of the game show.
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From the big money prizes
to the cheesy hosts,
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my family was obsessed.
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My dad's favorite
wasFamily Feud,
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because he delighted
in watching other families
with dumbass kids.
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[BUZZER SOUNDS]
MURRAY: Whoo-hoo!
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Feels good knowing
this dad's got kids
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that are bigger morons
than mine!
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ADULT ADAM: My mom loved
Wheel of Fortune,
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'cause Vanna White
was her idol.
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I gotta start wearing
more evening gowns.Please don't.
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ADULT ADAM: Since Erica was a closet nerd,
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she loved herself
someJeopardy!
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What is polyester?
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What is Dijon, France?
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Who is Amerigo Vespucci?
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What a bunch of jamokes.
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ADULT ADAM: As for me,
I was obsessed
withPress Your Luck,
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mostly because
a cartoon Whammy... Stop!
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...would pop up and rob you
of your cash and prizes.
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And like any game show geek,
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I became obsessed with trying to figure out a way to beat the game.
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It's after midnight!
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What are you
still doing up?
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I cracked
the Whammy code!
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There is no Whammy code.
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Look! The board
is a numbered graph.
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Tiles four and eight
never Whammy!
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Listen to me.
You didn't crack the code
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'cause there isn't one.
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Or is there?
No.
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And in game-show news,
Michael Larson of Ohio
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cracked the code
onPress Your Luck
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and won over $100,000.
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Yep, he cracked the code.
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My God, man!
You know what you cost us?
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A mahogany bedroom set
and wicker patio furniture.
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Damn it! Why do I
discourage my children?
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And a state-of-the-art
Sanyo hi-fi stereo system!
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Hi-Fi? That's the best kind
of "Fi" there is!
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And a wildly impractical
home sauna!
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I have no room for it,
but it's my dream!
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Plus a trip
to Orlando, Florida,
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where you can
ride the movies!
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What have I done?
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No!
Gah!
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♪ I'm twisted up inside
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♪ But nonetheless
I feel the need to say
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♪ I don't know the future
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♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪
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ADULT ADAM: It was April 10th, 1980-something,
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and Barry was training
for Color Day...
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ANDY: Go, go, go, go!
...an end of the year
school-wide event
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that pitted
yellow versus blue.ANDY: Okay, come on!
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Yes!
Yes! Go, blue!
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Oh, man.
The dizzy bat race
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is the most
physically challenging
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and humiliating
of all Color Day events.
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That's why the ancient Greeks
dropped it from the Olympics.
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That's a cold, hard fact.
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I heard that
on George Michael's Sports Machine.
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Well, don't worry.
Step aside
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and let Big Tasty
deliver a win for blue.
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JTP!
BOTH: JTP!
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JTP!
No! No!
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No, Matt Bradley,
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you can no longer utter
those sacred letters
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'cause you're
a lousy yellow.
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Yeah, that's the color
of our enemy
and Big Bird.
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Yellow sucks.
I hate you this week!
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Come on, guys.
The teams are selected
randomly by birth month.
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There was nothing
I could do!
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We hear you.
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Also, screw you!
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[GROANS] I come in peace!
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We have no choice!
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This hurts me, too!
Stop! Why?
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You know why!
[SCREAMS]
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ADULT ADAM: Yep.
Barry had his eyes
n the prize.
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But someone else
had their eyes on him.
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Hey, Barry.
Hey, you!
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You know how, like,
it's the last week of school
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and we're never gonna see
each other again,
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so you just take
a huge, scary risk
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you'd normally never do?
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Is this going somewhere?
Guess it's now or never.
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Either way is fine
since I have no idea
what's going on.
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Just wanted to let you know
that over the last four years,
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I've had a crush on you,
or whatever.
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Oh. Wow.
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Well, thank you,
lady person.
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Oh, no.
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You have no idea
who I am.Of course I do!
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I'm Kim.
Kim.
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I sat behind you
in bio class...You sat behind me...
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...and I gave you my pen
after yours leaked......in classics and I took...
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...all over your shirt,
and then you punched......a leak on your shirt...
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...and then you punched that
really expensive microscope.
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...and munched
the pensive microphone.
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[GASPS]
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Well, this has been brutal,
so, bye!
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No, no, wait!
I'm flattered.
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ADULT ADAM:
Turns out Kim was around
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for every major moment
in Barry's life,
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cheering on his victories...
Hyah!
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You kick ass, Big Tasty!
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Whoo!
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See if you understand this.
I'm dumping you.
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...sharing his heartbreaks.
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Stay strong, Bar.
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I'm sure another girl
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could ask you
to the Sadie Hawkins Dance,
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someone with courage.
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She was even there
for the weirder moments.
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"O Captain! My Captain!"
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He stood on his desk!
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"O Captain! My Captain!"
Should I stand?
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"O Captain! My Captain!"
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Uh, moment's over.
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Well, it was fun
watching your amazing life
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unfold over these
last four years.
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Amazing? Me?
For sure.
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See you in bio class.
Definitely.
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Catch you later, Kimothy.
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Uh, you think "Kim"
is short for "Kimothy"?
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I'm certain of it.
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[CHUCKLES]
You're so weird.
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[BOTH CHUCKLE]
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Holy crap, Bar.
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A totally hot babe
just confessed
she likes you.
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Dude, what perfect timing,
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'cause you're finally
over Lainey.
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Uh-huh. Totally over
the love of my life.
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Then go ask the girl out!
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I dig her.
We do Model UN together,
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and she's always fired up
and yelling
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about some injustice
in the world.
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Fired up and yelling?
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She's just like you,
but pretty and a girl.
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Take another shot
at love, buddy!
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No one wants
your stupid yellow support,
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yellow Matt Bradley!
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I'm here for you!
Get him!
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ADULT ADAM: While my brother
was clearly not over Lainey,
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my dad was over the moon
with some exciting news.
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Bevy!
Happy anniversary!
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Oh, you remembered,
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even though
it's the wrong day and month.
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No, not that thing.
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One year ago today,
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we agreed
to let Erica live at home
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to follow her dreams.
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Well, the year is up.
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Girl's gotta go!
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Are you that excited
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to toss away
our sweet baby girl
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like some old,
broken lawn chair?
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Yes. It's time I crowbar'd
that girl's butt off the couch
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and shipped her
back off to college
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where she can get
her life back together.
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Trust me, the only way
to motivate Erica
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is to really show her
how smart and strong she is.
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Mama's got this.
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ADULT ADAM: Like always,
our smother knew exactly
how to motivate Erica.
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What is
Sergeant John Basilone?Wh...
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Hey! We're watching Trebek.
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Forget Trebek.
There's something
you need to see
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that's far more important.
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ADULT ADAM:
She'd remind her of the days
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Erica was
a frizzy-haired brainiac
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with endless potential.
[APPLAUSE]
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My Seventh Grade
Quiz Bowl? Why?
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Just watch.
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That's so easy.
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The answer's obviously Madagascar.
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Obviously.
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Pumpkin, take a good look
at that TV
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and tell me what you see.
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A girl who cries herself
to sleep at night
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thinking of Joey McIntyre.
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I see limitless potential.
Confidence.
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[LAUGHING] We won!
A winner with the whole world
at her fingertips.
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It's true, babe.
That was the day
I first fell for you.
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And the day I realized
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I'm allergic
to most types of cotton.
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You are a winner, Erica,
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and you just got
to go out there
and win again!
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You know what?
You're right.
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I've watched Jeopardy!
long enough.
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It's time to take charge
and really win.
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Gah! That's my girl.
[CHUCKLES]
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Thank you for always
being there for me.
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Always. The only way
to learn to fly
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is to be pushed
out of the nest
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and then have Mama carry you
all the way down.
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Oh, my God. Did your mom
just convince you to...
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Try out for Jeopardy!?
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You bet your cute
little tush she did!
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I'm pretty sure
she meant college,
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but I'm just psyched
you think I have a cute tush.
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And it looks like Bar
aced his bio final!
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[BARRY GASPS]
DR. KATMAN: Boom!
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You really have a gift
for science, pal.
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You also have something
all over your face.
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Oh, damn it!
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Why does this
always happen?
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My theory is you were
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aggressively chewing
on your pen for the last hour.
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Thanks, Kim.
You got my name right.
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Yeah. So, how long
you been in this class?
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All year.
We just took our final.
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Yeah. Interesting.
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Speaking of, I heard Katman
say you aced yours.
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It's why
I want to be a doctor.
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Or a rap star.
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Either way, "doctor"
will be in my name.
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What about you?
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Well, I love helping people.
I love kids.
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So, I don't know,
maybe be a teacher.
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Boom! Looks like
this one meets
your high standards, Bar.
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[CHUCKLES] Yeah.
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Listen, since I've already
embarrassed myself once today,
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maybe you want
to see a movie?Alone?
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I love spy films,
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and there's this new one
called No Way Out.
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I guess there's no way out
of that offer.
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Boom!
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So see you tonight?
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Yeah.
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
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ADULT ADAM:
Just as Barry was about
to let love in,
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Kim showed her true colors.
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The girl is a yellow?
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Kim's a honey trap.
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She's working for
the yellow team
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to compromise
the blue team's
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strongest,
most handsome asset.
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You really think so?
The girl invited me
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to a movie about spies.
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How much more obvious
could a spy be?
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That makes perfect sense.
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MATT: Or maybe Kim's
a genuine, sincere person
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who really likes you!
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Nice try,
closet Matt Bradley!
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All I'm saying is
maybe you don't want
to go out with Kim
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'cause your heart
still beats for Lainey.
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Your yellow opinions
are not welcome
in this blue house.
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Blue JTP
minus Matt Bradley!
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00:08:03,134 --> 00:08:04,571
Blue JTP minus Matt Bradley!
Blue JTP minus Matt Bradley!
249
00:08:04,614 --> 00:08:05,702
Whoo!
250
00:08:05,746 --> 00:08:07,530
MATT: [GROANS]
I hate Color Day!
251
00:08:09,053 --> 00:08:11,142
Boopie, it's almost dinner.
Can you clean all this up?
252
00:08:11,186 --> 00:08:14,102
Sorry. I needed the space
to sort out
all my applications.
253
00:08:14,145 --> 00:08:15,407
Applications?
254
00:08:15,451 --> 00:08:16,974
Did someone say
"applications"?
255
00:08:17,018 --> 00:08:19,194
Please tell me
you're filling out
applications!
256
00:08:19,237 --> 00:08:21,457
I really am.
And it's all thanks to Mom.
257
00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:24,634
Oh! Your dumb idea worked!
Look at you!
258
00:08:24,678 --> 00:08:26,680
Say the words, Murray.
Say, "Mama fixed it."
259
00:08:26,723 --> 00:08:28,159
I'll say anything you want
260
00:08:28,203 --> 00:08:31,249
because my baby's applying
to Tic Tac Dough.
261
00:08:31,293 --> 00:08:32,642
What the [BLEEP] is this?
262
00:08:32,686 --> 00:08:35,427
Don't worry. Tic Tac Dough
is just my safety show.
263
00:08:35,471 --> 00:08:37,647
My dream is to get accepted
into Jeopardy!
264
00:08:37,691 --> 00:08:39,693
That's what this is about,
game shows?
265
00:08:39,736 --> 00:08:42,304
Mom reminded me of the smart,
confident girl I used to be,
266
00:08:42,347 --> 00:08:44,132
which is why
I'm applying
267
00:08:44,175 --> 00:08:46,613
to all the top game shows
in the country.Game shows?
268
00:08:46,656 --> 00:08:48,876
Sadly, I got wait-listed
for Win, Lose or Draw,
269
00:08:48,919 --> 00:08:51,226
but Wheel of Fortune
has rolling admissions.Game shows.
270
00:08:51,269 --> 00:08:52,923
I'm sorry,
this is your plan?
271
00:08:52,967 --> 00:08:54,272
Well, I'm weighing
my options.
272
00:08:54,316 --> 00:08:56,405
I know it'll be cheaper
if I go to Finders Keepers,
273
00:08:56,448 --> 00:08:57,667
which shoots in Philly.
274
00:08:57,711 --> 00:08:59,669
But I always envisioned myself
going out of state.
275
00:08:59,713 --> 00:09:01,802
Game shows, Bevy!
Game shows!
276
00:09:01,845 --> 00:09:04,239
At the very least, I can go
to Let's Make a Deal.
277
00:09:04,282 --> 00:09:06,458
Anyone with a costume
can get in there.
278
00:09:06,502 --> 00:09:08,765
Although, their program
won't really challenge me
like Jeopardy!
279
00:09:08,809 --> 00:09:11,202
Wish me luck.
280
00:09:11,246 --> 00:09:12,769
Game shows?
281
00:09:12,813 --> 00:09:15,206
Just calm down. Trust me.
282
00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:17,992
Erica will find that
college is the only answer
283
00:09:18,035 --> 00:09:20,429
when she can't get on
to any of these silly shows.
284
00:09:20,472 --> 00:09:21,604
You mean game shows?
285
00:09:21,648 --> 00:09:23,432
Stop saying "game shows."
286
00:09:23,475 --> 00:09:25,565
It's fine.
Mama will fix this.
287
00:09:25,608 --> 00:09:27,567
Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God!
288
00:09:27,610 --> 00:09:29,743
Jeopardy!just called,
and they want me to come in
for an interview!
289
00:09:29,786 --> 00:09:31,483
Yeah, Mama didn't fix it.
290
00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:34,878
ADULT ADAM:
Erica had been accepted
291
00:09:34,922 --> 00:09:36,271
into the prestigious
Jeopardy! tryouts,
292
00:09:36,314 --> 00:09:38,795
and she was taking
the opportunity
very seriously.
293
00:09:38,839 --> 00:09:40,231
What is a Frisbee?
294
00:09:40,275 --> 00:09:41,319
What is a Frisbee?
ALEX: Right.
295
00:09:41,363 --> 00:09:43,495
Beat ya, Larry. [CRUNCHING]
296
00:09:43,539 --> 00:09:45,193
Hey, I'm in training here!
297
00:09:45,236 --> 00:09:46,803
Don't care.
This ends now.
298
00:09:46,847 --> 00:09:48,544
Welcome to Dad
fixing your life.
299
00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:49,980
Hello?
Did you not hear about
300
00:09:50,024 --> 00:09:51,591
my super-well-thought-out
game-show plan?
301
00:09:51,634 --> 00:09:52,983
Well, here's my plan.
302
00:09:53,027 --> 00:09:55,246
Step one,
get off your butt.
303
00:09:55,290 --> 00:09:56,421
Step two,
go to college.
304
00:09:56,465 --> 00:09:57,553
Plan over. Fixed.
305
00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,207
Murray, I told you
not to mix in.
306
00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:00,643
I'm handling it.
307
00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:02,471
There you go, Mom.
Control your man.
308
00:10:02,514 --> 00:10:04,299
Please just do step one!
309
00:10:04,342 --> 00:10:05,561
Get off my couch!
310
00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,476
[STUTTERS] I think
what Daddy's trying to say
311
00:10:07,519 --> 00:10:09,696
is, um, maybe Jeopardy!
312
00:10:09,739 --> 00:10:12,176
isn't actually doing something
with your life.
313
00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:15,005
Duh. I know I can't only live
off winning Jeopardy!
314
00:10:15,049 --> 00:10:16,616
That's why I have
a whole plan worked out.
315
00:10:16,659 --> 00:10:18,313
[LAUGHING]
Oh, thank you, Lord!
316
00:10:18,356 --> 00:10:19,880
She has a plan, Murray!
317
00:10:19,923 --> 00:10:21,011
What is your plan?
Tell us your plan.[CHUCKLES]
318
00:10:21,055 --> 00:10:22,752
Your firstborn baby
319
00:10:22,796 --> 00:10:25,755
is going to be a professional
game-show contestant.
320
00:10:27,539 --> 00:10:29,019
Professional what now?
321
00:10:29,063 --> 00:10:32,066
Starting now, I'm gonna do
game shows full time.
322
00:10:32,109 --> 00:10:33,937
That's not a plan, Erica!
323
00:10:33,981 --> 00:10:35,547
Whoa!
Where is this coming from?
324
00:10:35,591 --> 00:10:37,375
This whole thing
was your idea.
325
00:10:37,419 --> 00:10:39,203
When I called you
my little genius,
326
00:10:39,247 --> 00:10:41,162
I meant go to college.
327
00:10:41,205 --> 00:10:42,729
Oh, so it's like that, huh?
328
00:10:42,772 --> 00:10:44,948
It's not like that.
It is that.
329
00:10:44,992 --> 00:10:46,254
Well, you know what?
330
00:10:46,297 --> 00:10:47,734
When I win on
Price is Right,
331
00:10:47,777 --> 00:10:50,084
I'm not sharing
any of my cash or prizes
332
00:10:50,127 --> 00:10:51,302
from the Showcase Showdown.
333
00:10:51,346 --> 00:10:52,564
And you know
what else?
334
00:10:52,608 --> 00:10:55,480
I'm gonna go on Family Feud
all by myself.
335
00:10:55,524 --> 00:10:59,397
Oh, please! We all know
you need us for that game.
336
00:10:59,441 --> 00:11:01,922
I'll just tell them
I'm an orphan and win it
all on my own.
337
00:11:01,965 --> 00:11:04,054
Don't you dare!
I got it.
338
00:11:04,098 --> 00:11:06,753
If you go on Family Feud
without your beloved family,
339
00:11:06,796 --> 00:11:08,798
then that is
the ultimate betrayal!
340
00:11:08,842 --> 00:11:11,018
Do not cry.
Oh, it's happening.
341
00:11:11,061 --> 00:11:13,760
And when I get my creepy kiss
from Richard Dawson,
342
00:11:13,803 --> 00:11:15,631
you will be nowhere
in sight!
343
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:18,286
She's threatening to go on
Family Feudby herself!
344
00:11:18,329 --> 00:11:19,940
She's gone too far.
345
00:11:19,983 --> 00:11:22,116
You and I are upset
about different things.
346
00:11:22,159 --> 00:11:23,639
ADULT ADAM:
As my parents went to war
347
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,162
with their game-show-loving
daughter,
348
00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:28,513
Barry was still convinced Kim was a secret Color Day spy.
349
00:11:28,557 --> 00:11:29,993
Uh, Kim?
350
00:11:30,037 --> 00:11:31,386
Yeah?
Hello.
351
00:11:31,429 --> 00:11:33,344
I have
some unfortunate news
352
00:11:33,388 --> 00:11:36,130
regarding your
forthcoming movie date
with Barry Goldberg.
353
00:11:36,173 --> 00:11:37,435
Oh, no.
Is he not coming?
354
00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:40,003
The answers to your questions
are all in this secret message
355
00:11:40,047 --> 00:11:42,745
he asked me to smuggle to you
somewhere inside of myself.
356
00:11:42,789 --> 00:11:44,747
But, yeah,
I didn't do that, so here.
357
00:11:45,530 --> 00:11:46,793
KIM: "Dear Kim,
358
00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:48,620
"Clearly your interest in me
is a mere ploy
359
00:11:48,664 --> 00:11:51,101
"to keep me
from leading the blue team
to Color Day victory.
360
00:11:51,145 --> 00:11:52,973
"Your sinister plan
has failed.
361
00:11:53,016 --> 00:11:55,323
"Eat blue farts, witch."
362
00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:57,934
Is this a joke?
Sadly, it's more
of a blunt rejection
363
00:11:57,978 --> 00:12:00,763
contained in a wildly paranoid
and hostile letter.
364
00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:04,158
"Yellow is only good
for one thing.
Being on bananas.
365
00:12:04,201 --> 00:12:06,726
"Ha ha ha. You suck.
366
00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:08,205
"Fondly, Barry."
367
00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:10,817
If you wouldn't mind,
I'm gonna need the note back.
368
00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:12,209
Barry insisted
that I eat it.
369
00:12:12,253 --> 00:12:14,298
This is all about
Color Day?
370
00:12:14,342 --> 00:12:15,691
[VOICE BREAKING] I don't
even care about that stuff.
371
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,258
You know what?
372
00:12:17,301 --> 00:12:20,043
Just go ahead
and throw the note away
at your convenience.
373
00:12:20,087 --> 00:12:22,393
Trust me, bro.
I don't think Kim's a spy.
374
00:12:22,437 --> 00:12:24,569
Of course she is.
When she read your note,
375
00:12:24,613 --> 00:12:27,268
she immediately had tears
of sadness and rage.
376
00:12:27,311 --> 00:12:29,618
Ugh, right.
That Kim's a tough cookie.
377
00:12:29,661 --> 00:12:31,620
But I literally eat cookies
for breakfast.
378
00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:34,231
Um, Bar,
it's pretty clear
379
00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:35,842
you're just pushing Kim away
with crazy conspiracies
380
00:12:35,885 --> 00:12:37,147
'cause you're still
not over Lainey.
381
00:12:37,191 --> 00:12:39,628
Stop trying
to get inside my head,
382
00:12:39,671 --> 00:12:41,325
mortal enemy Matt Bradley!
383
00:12:41,369 --> 00:12:43,937
Just go back to eating lunch
with your yellow best friends.
384
00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:46,069
They're not my best friends.
They're sixth graders.
385
00:12:46,113 --> 00:12:48,593
Dude, Matt's right.
This girl's into you.
386
00:12:48,637 --> 00:12:52,597
Oh, man.
How'd I not see this?
387
00:12:52,641 --> 00:12:54,469
You're working
for them, too!
388
00:12:54,512 --> 00:12:55,644
[EXCLAIMS] What? Come on!
389
00:12:55,687 --> 00:12:57,559
Matt Bradley got to you.
390
00:12:57,602 --> 00:12:59,517
You're a double-agent mole
391
00:12:59,561 --> 00:13:01,868
sent here to make sure
we lose Color Day.
392
00:13:01,911 --> 00:13:04,087
Have you ever
known me to care about
393
00:13:04,131 --> 00:13:06,655
an athletic competition
at any time?
394
00:13:06,698 --> 00:13:09,440
Maybe you've been faking
a dislike of sports
395
00:13:09,484 --> 00:13:10,746
your whole life,
396
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,704
knowing this moment
would come!
397
00:13:12,748 --> 00:13:14,576
Maybe you're
the greatest athlete
398
00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:16,491
this school
has ever seen!
399
00:13:16,534 --> 00:13:18,885
Look at my lazy eye,
dude!
400
00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:21,278
I have
no depth perception!
None!
401
00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:23,106
Or do you?
402
00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:25,892
[GROANS]
I'm pretty sure he's not
athletic in any way, dude.
403
00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:28,546
Oh, no. They got
to Naked Rob, too!
404
00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:30,026
You're spinning out,
pal.
405
00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:31,288
Ohh!
406
00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:32,550
Blue forever!
407
00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:34,204
ADULT ADAM:
While Barry's sanity
was in jeopardy,
408
00:13:34,248 --> 00:13:36,206
Erica was acing her tryout.
409
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:37,425
[THINK!PLAYS]
410
00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:39,427
Final Jeopardy! Boom!
411
00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:40,645
Nailed it!
412
00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:42,256
ADULT ADAM: Erica was only
a single interview away
413
00:13:42,299 --> 00:13:43,910
from her game-show dreams.
414
00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:46,042
Big congrats on
making it this far.
415
00:13:46,086 --> 00:13:48,262
Now we just need to
get to know you a bit better.
416
00:13:48,305 --> 00:13:51,134
So, tell me what you've
been up to in the last year.
417
00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:52,527
Me? Oh, man.
418
00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:54,224
[CHUCKLES]
So much stuff.
419
00:13:54,268 --> 00:13:55,791
Okay.
420
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,315
Care to elaborate
on the stuff?
421
00:13:58,359 --> 00:14:01,231
As of late, I have been
trying out for Jeopardy!
422
00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:03,973
Trying out for Jeopardy!
can't really be
a talking point
423
00:14:04,017 --> 00:14:05,757
for someone trying out
for Jeopardy!
424
00:14:05,801 --> 00:14:08,195
Very fair.
The last lady
I interviewed,
425
00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:11,067
she's an ornithologist,
and she makes
her own lavender soap.
426
00:14:11,111 --> 00:14:12,503
Ooh, I use soap.
427
00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:14,244
Big soap gal
right here.
428
00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:16,029
Well, we already
got a soap gal,
429
00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:18,379
and she doesn't just use it.
She makes it.
430
00:14:18,422 --> 00:14:20,816
You get me?
God, yes, I get you.
431
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,992
Look,
I dropped out of school
432
00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:24,515
so that I could
follow my dreams.
433
00:14:24,559 --> 00:14:25,995
And then it was,
like, super hard.
434
00:14:26,039 --> 00:14:28,911
And now I have no job
and no degree
and no prospects.
435
00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:31,000
I had to borrow this suit
from my mom.
436
00:14:31,044 --> 00:14:33,089
And you know how
I said I use soap?
437
00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:34,961
At best,
I shower twice a week,
438
00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:37,441
'cause it's like,
what's the point?
439
00:14:37,485 --> 00:14:40,009
Just, please, you got to
put me on Jeopardy!,bro.
440
00:14:40,053 --> 00:14:42,098
I'd say maybe try
Tic-Tac-Dough.
441
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,018
What's this?
A message from Barry.
442
00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:50,933
It's written in code,
but the code is wrong.
443
00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:52,152
Just meet him
in the gym.
444
00:14:56,025 --> 00:14:58,549
BARRY: Leave it dark.
445
00:14:58,593 --> 00:14:59,986
No one
on the blue team
446
00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:01,901
can ever see me consorting
with the enemy.
447
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:03,206
Okey-dokey.
[CHUCKLES]
448
00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:06,079
I've summoned you here today
to seek your wisdom.
449
00:15:06,122 --> 00:15:07,428
Oh. Seriously?
450
00:15:07,471 --> 00:15:09,865
Look, I know I give you
a lot of guff
451
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,867
and always call you
Unbearable Matt Bradley,
452
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,477
'cause that's just me
being a good leader.
453
00:15:13,521 --> 00:15:15,218
But truth is,
454
00:15:15,262 --> 00:15:18,787
you're the smartest, kindest,
most thoughtful guy I know.
455
00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:20,223
[CHUCKLES] Stop, bro.
456
00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:21,529
You... You know how
I get with this stuff.
457
00:15:21,572 --> 00:15:22,617
I mean it!
458
00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:24,924
If anything, I say mean things
to you 'cause...
459
00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:28,971
[VOICE BREAKING]
I love you, Matt Bradley.
460
00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:30,146
Dude, don't.
461
00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:31,974
I love
how smart you are.
462
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:35,412
How caring and [SNIFFLES]
wonderful you are.
463
00:15:35,456 --> 00:15:37,153
[SIGHS]
Oh. This is too much.
464
00:15:37,197 --> 00:15:39,982
I love your hair
and your confidence
465
00:15:40,026 --> 00:15:41,636
and how you wear sandals
466
00:15:41,679 --> 00:15:43,899
and don't care who sees
your little toes.
467
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,032
I mean, they're just feet,
you know? Everyone's got 'em.
468
00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:48,556
Which is why I need you
to tell me
469
00:15:48,599 --> 00:15:50,036
will I ever
get over Lainey?
470
00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:52,212
I know losing Lainey
broke your heart,
471
00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:53,953
but that doesn't mean
your heart won't heal.
472
00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:56,433
You think?
I know.
473
00:15:56,477 --> 00:15:58,958
But what if I blew it
with this Kim girl?
474
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:01,569
What if I'm, like, supposed
to marry her or something?
475
00:16:01,612 --> 00:16:03,397
If it's meant to be,
it'll happen.
476
00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:05,138
Promise.
477
00:16:05,181 --> 00:16:07,270
ADULT ADAM: With that,
Barry stopped being afraid
478
00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:09,011
and decided to take a chance.
479
00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:12,101
Hey. I... I know I'm not
supposed to be over here,
480
00:16:12,145 --> 00:16:15,670
but a great friend of mine
made me realize
I made a mistake.
481
00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:16,584
And I'm sorry.
482
00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:18,499
Aww.
483
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:21,415
Well, it's too little,
too late now, sucka!
484
00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:24,374
And I cannot wait to watch
you cry ugly blue tears
485
00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:26,550
as I dance on
your dizzy blue body!
486
00:16:26,594 --> 00:16:28,117
Since when?
487
00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:29,945
Adam said you don't care
about Color Day!
488
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,992
You do!
Now beat it, Barrithy.
489
00:16:33,035 --> 00:16:34,906
That is your name, right?
490
00:16:34,950 --> 00:16:36,604
It most certainly
is not!
491
00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:38,475
Uh, yeah,
this took a weird turn.
492
00:16:38,519 --> 00:16:39,607
You should probably
just go.
493
00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:41,522
Oh, I'll go!
494
00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:43,263
Straight to blue victory!
495
00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:45,787
[SHOUTS] Yellow sucks!
496
00:16:47,789 --> 00:16:50,705
ADULT ADAM:
Color Day was upon us.
The long-standing rivalry
497
00:16:50,748 --> 00:16:52,924
between yellow and blue pitted friend against friend,
498
00:16:52,968 --> 00:16:56,319
brother against brother,
even boyfriend
against girlfriend.
499
00:16:56,363 --> 00:16:58,147
Psst, boy nerd!
500
00:16:58,191 --> 00:17:00,845
Sneak this note
to my boyfriend, Dave Kim.[GROANS]
501
00:17:00,889 --> 00:17:02,151
It's so hot
and forbidden.
502
00:17:03,544 --> 00:17:05,372
With that blue win,
503
00:17:05,415 --> 00:17:08,549
it comes down
to the senior class
dizzy bat race.
504
00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:11,726
Ready, set, spin!
[STARTER PISTOL FIRES]
505
00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:15,338
ADULT ADAM:
It was a deadlocked tie,
506
00:17:15,382 --> 00:17:17,732
and it all came down
to the senior class event.
507
00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:19,429
As fate would have it,
508
00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:21,866
my brother was pitted against his mortal Color Day enemy.
509
00:17:24,652 --> 00:17:26,262
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
510
00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:30,266
But Barry
was no match for Kim.
511
00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:32,660
Her spite and rage
made her unbeatable,
512
00:17:32,703 --> 00:17:34,575
but also very dizzy.
513
00:17:34,618 --> 00:17:35,837
[GRUNTS]
514
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,012
Oh!
515
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,058
Oh, she's down!
Go, go, go!
516
00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:41,147
ADULT ADAM:
In that moment, Barry
was guaranteed victory.
517
00:17:41,190 --> 00:17:42,496
Ow. Ow. Ow.
518
00:17:42,539 --> 00:17:44,846
Come on, man! No mercy!
What are you doing, man?
519
00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:47,588
ADULT ADAM:
But he decided to win
a whole different way.
520
00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:51,070
Dude, no!
What is he doing?
521
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:53,985
ADULT ADAM: It was a moment
that would go down
in William Penn history,
522
00:17:54,029 --> 00:17:56,205
but not because Barry
took the easy win.
523
00:17:56,249 --> 00:17:58,555
And it's a tie!
524
00:17:58,599 --> 00:18:01,602
I love this Quaker school!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
525
00:18:01,645 --> 00:18:03,778
ADULT ADAM:
Color Day may have started
by dividing us,
526
00:18:03,821 --> 00:18:06,346
but in the end,
it brought us all together.
527
00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:09,131
And after four years
of watching Barry's
adventures from afar,
528
00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:10,872
Kim was finally part of one.
529
00:18:10,915 --> 00:18:13,831
And it was awesome.
530
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:14,876
Yes![LAUGHING] Yes!
531
00:18:14,919 --> 00:18:16,443
ADULT ADAM: As for Erica,
532
00:18:16,486 --> 00:18:19,185
she lost something way bigger than a shot atJeopardy!
533
00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:20,490
She lost hope.
534
00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:21,796
Hey, Schmoo.
535
00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:23,754
Hey.
536
00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:26,975
So I guess this means
you lost on Jeopardy!?
537
00:18:27,802 --> 00:18:29,412
Yeah.
538
00:18:29,456 --> 00:18:31,066
Dad was right.
539
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:34,025
You gave me a year to prove
I could be someone,
540
00:18:34,069 --> 00:18:36,332
and all I proved
was I'm a mess.
541
00:18:36,376 --> 00:18:39,030
Do you think I wasn't a mess
when I was your age?
542
00:18:39,074 --> 00:18:41,990
The good news is
you eventually grow up.
543
00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:44,427
Well, I hate who
I'm growing into.
544
00:18:44,471 --> 00:18:48,518
I mean, I'm angry and selfish
and very bossy.
545
00:18:48,562 --> 00:18:50,477
Honestly, I don't know
why Geoff puts up with me.
546
00:18:51,869 --> 00:18:55,003
'Cause he loves you,
just like we do.
547
00:18:55,046 --> 00:18:56,352
[VOICE BREAKING]
Well, I don't love me.
548
00:18:56,396 --> 00:18:58,049
No, don't say that.
549
00:18:58,093 --> 00:19:00,748
It's true.
Just look at me back then.
550
00:19:00,791 --> 00:19:02,837
I was happy. I was me.
551
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:05,709
And then I spent years
shedding everything
about that girl
552
00:19:05,753 --> 00:19:09,583
trying to prove I was cool,
desperate to be a rock star.
553
00:19:09,626 --> 00:19:12,151
That girl is still you,
Erica.
554
00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:14,196
And I still believe
she can do anything.
555
00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:16,851
This was a bad year, Mom.
556
00:19:18,853 --> 00:19:20,594
I know, Boopie.
557
00:19:20,637 --> 00:19:22,422
ADULT ADAM: Sometimes it takes a big fall
558
00:19:22,465 --> 00:19:23,771
before you know
where you stand.
559
00:19:23,814 --> 00:19:25,860
But even though my sister
was leaving behind
560
00:19:25,903 --> 00:19:27,427
her rock-star dreams,
561
00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:29,994
it didn't mean
she wouldn't find new ones.
562
00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:32,171
[SWITCH CLICKS]
Bad time?
563
00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:34,303
Oh, wow. Hi.
Is everything okay?
564
00:19:34,956 --> 00:19:37,567
Actually, yeah.
565
00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:39,569
Do you still have
all those college catalogs?
566
00:19:40,657 --> 00:19:42,616
For what?
For me.
567
00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:46,141
Oh, my God, Erica.
That's amazing!Just stop.
568
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,534
It's not a sure thing,
and I'm not even
telling my parents.
569
00:19:47,577 --> 00:19:48,665
Just me?
570
00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:51,973
It's always been
just you.
571
00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:54,410
Always.
572
00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:01,809
Hey, I got you a Color Day ice
for your swollen ankle.
573
00:20:01,852 --> 00:20:03,332
Thanks!
574
00:20:04,072 --> 00:20:07,162
So, why did you help me?
575
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,599
I mean, you could've
won it all and been
a school-wide hero.
576
00:20:09,643 --> 00:20:12,385
Yeah, well, I've spent
the last four years
577
00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:14,082
trying to impress
everyone here,
578
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:15,823
but I'd much rather
leave this place
579
00:20:15,866 --> 00:20:18,086
knowing you don't think
I'm a total jerk.
580
00:20:18,129 --> 00:20:19,870
Mm. Still on the fence.
581
00:20:19,914 --> 00:20:23,918
Maybe I can make
my decision after
we finally see that movie?
582
00:20:23,961 --> 00:20:26,268
I just don't think
it's the right time.
583
00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:28,836
I still got to
sort some stuff out.
584
00:20:28,879 --> 00:20:30,098
Still glad
I said something.
585
00:20:30,141 --> 00:20:31,752
Me too.
586
00:20:31,795 --> 00:20:33,144
And who knows?
587
00:20:33,188 --> 00:20:34,972
Maybe our paths
will cross again.
588
00:20:35,016 --> 00:20:36,104
You think?
589
00:20:36,147 --> 00:20:38,106
I got a good feeling,
Kimothy.
590
00:20:38,149 --> 00:20:40,326
You up
for a funnel cake?
591
00:20:40,369 --> 00:20:42,458
It's a date.
Hop on.
592
00:20:42,502 --> 00:20:44,155
ADULT ADAM:
It's funny how the people
593
00:20:44,199 --> 00:20:45,722
who have the biggest impact
on our lives
594
00:20:45,766 --> 00:20:47,898
show up
at the strangest moments.
595
00:20:47,942 --> 00:20:49,944
In the twisty journey of life,
596
00:20:49,987 --> 00:20:52,686
you never know who will end up carrying you through.
597
00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:57,604
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
598
00:21:06,177 --> 00:21:08,179
Gah!
Chill, bro.
599
00:21:08,223 --> 00:21:10,530
Oh. It's me, Dave Kim.
600
00:21:10,573 --> 00:21:11,748
I'm the new mascot.
601
00:21:11,792 --> 00:21:13,359
Since when, Dave Kim?
602
00:21:13,402 --> 00:21:14,751
Since me.
603
00:21:14,795 --> 00:21:16,753
My girlfriend's
super into it.
604
00:21:16,797 --> 00:21:19,495
I got a thing for older men
with giant heads.
605
00:21:21,192 --> 00:21:22,933
DAVE: I can't feel anything,
606
00:21:22,977 --> 00:21:24,892
but I sense something great
is happening!
607
00:21:24,935 --> 00:21:26,154
Ugh.
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