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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,653 --> 00:00:03,394 The party's just getting started withThe Cool Kids. 2 00:00:03,438 --> 00:00:04,613 You see what I did there? 3 00:00:04,656 --> 00:00:06,832 Catch all-new episodes Fridays. 4 00:00:06,876 --> 00:00:09,835 And check out our other programs-- Last Man Standing and The Masked Singer. 5 00:00:09,879 --> 00:00:10,967 Only on Fox. 6 00:00:15,928 --> 00:00:18,279 Uh, Sid, can you pass the salt? 7 00:00:18,322 --> 00:00:20,716 Sure, Charlie. I assume you're asking that because I have 8 00:00:20,759 --> 00:00:24,111 all the time in the world, since my boyfriend dumped me. 9 00:00:24,154 --> 00:00:25,242 Well, while we're passing things, 10 00:00:25,286 --> 00:00:27,244 I might want to pass on some advice: 11 00:00:27,288 --> 00:00:29,681 wash your hat once! 12 00:00:32,162 --> 00:00:34,295 All right, I know things have been tough 13 00:00:34,338 --> 00:00:35,774 since you broke up with John, 14 00:00:35,818 --> 00:00:37,428 but if you don't stop talking like that, 15 00:00:37,472 --> 00:00:39,300 I'm gonna kick your little ass. 16 00:00:39,343 --> 00:00:41,954 Why does everyone hate me? 17 00:00:41,998 --> 00:00:45,567 I'm so unlovable. 18 00:00:45,610 --> 00:00:48,135 Yikes. I don't need salt, okay? 19 00:00:49,614 --> 00:00:51,268 Unbelievable. 20 00:00:51,312 --> 00:00:54,010 I just got a invitation to my son Tony's wedding. 21 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:55,359 Check this out. 22 00:00:55,403 --> 00:00:57,970 "Hosted by Lorraine and Reggie." 23 00:00:58,014 --> 00:01:00,277 My ex-wife and her husband are running the show. 24 00:01:00,321 --> 00:01:02,801 -No mention of me at all. I have been replaced. -Whoa. 25 00:01:02,845 --> 00:01:04,107 MARGARET: I don't think Tony 26 00:01:04,151 --> 00:01:05,978 is trying to replace you. I mean, you guys 27 00:01:06,022 --> 00:01:07,284 are really close, right? 28 00:01:07,328 --> 00:01:09,112 Well, yeah. I mean, that's my son. 29 00:01:09,156 --> 00:01:10,940 Fruit of my loins. 30 00:01:10,983 --> 00:01:12,681 We don't chitty-chat all that much, 31 00:01:12,724 --> 00:01:14,204 'cause we're grown-ass men. But I told him, I said, 32 00:01:14,248 --> 00:01:16,554 "You let me know when and where 33 00:01:16,598 --> 00:01:18,556 this wedding is and I will be there." 34 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:21,994 Well, it sounds like he's doingexactly what you told him to. 35 00:01:24,562 --> 00:01:26,260 It sounds like you're not listening. 36 00:01:26,303 --> 00:01:30,220 I'm being sidelined at my own son's wedding. 37 00:01:30,264 --> 00:01:32,353 Well, it's time for old Hank to assert himself. 38 00:01:32,396 --> 00:01:34,920 And I'm gonna start by inviting y'all three. 39 00:01:34,964 --> 00:01:36,922 Oh, no. Count me out, Hank. 40 00:01:36,966 --> 00:01:39,751 I really don't need any tense family drama. 41 00:01:39,795 --> 00:01:42,493 It's at some fancy Vegas hotel. 42 00:01:42,537 --> 00:01:45,366 Well, what is life without a little drama? 43 00:01:45,409 --> 00:01:46,628 I'm in. I love Vegas. 44 00:01:46,671 --> 00:01:49,935 Yeah. Me, too. I got that town wired. 45 00:01:49,979 --> 00:01:53,243 I got connections at the Sands,the Sahara. 46 00:01:53,287 --> 00:01:55,376 [chuckles] It sounds like you hadthat town wired. 47 00:01:55,419 --> 00:01:57,595 Those places have been torn down. 48 00:01:57,639 --> 00:01:59,728 No. Trust me, when they hear that I'm coming back, 49 00:01:59,771 --> 00:02:01,164 I'm gonna rule that place. 50 00:02:01,208 --> 00:02:02,818 You know, back in the '70s, 51 00:02:02,861 --> 00:02:05,255 they used to call me Charlie Sell Phones. 52 00:02:05,299 --> 00:02:08,432 Stop lying, stank hat. They didn't even 53 00:02:08,476 --> 00:02:11,392 -have cell phones in the '70s. -CHARLIE: Uh-uh. 54 00:02:11,435 --> 00:02:13,220 "Sell" with an "S." 55 00:02:13,263 --> 00:02:16,310 I used to sell rotary phones to key figures 56 00:02:16,353 --> 00:02:17,963 in the Vegas underworld. 57 00:02:18,007 --> 00:02:19,574 They were untappable. 58 00:02:19,617 --> 00:02:22,316 Well, y'all have fun. 59 00:02:22,359 --> 00:02:25,449 Vegas is no place for the brokenhearted. 60 00:02:25,493 --> 00:02:28,322 I should go someplace like Pittsburgh. 61 00:02:28,365 --> 00:02:31,238 Oh, come on. This is gonna be great. 62 00:02:31,281 --> 00:02:34,023 Vegas is the perfect place for you to get over John. 63 00:02:34,066 --> 00:02:36,286 After my divorce, I went to Vegas. 64 00:02:36,330 --> 00:02:38,245 I got over ten years of pain in one weekend. 65 00:02:38,288 --> 00:02:41,987 And so Vegas Margaret was born. [chuckles] 66 00:02:42,031 --> 00:02:45,252 One day, I tipped the pool boy with my room key. 67 00:02:45,295 --> 00:02:47,558 Oh, all right. All right, all right, all right, I'll go. 68 00:02:47,602 --> 00:02:51,083 Anything to keep me from hearingthe end of your sex story. 69 00:02:51,127 --> 00:02:52,607 Oh, you're gonna hear it all right. 70 00:02:52,650 --> 00:02:55,436 So, the air is thick with the smell of chlorine, 71 00:02:55,479 --> 00:02:58,134 -and I am really horny... -Aah! 72 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:00,180 -[loudly babbling] -[continues indistinctly] 73 00:03:02,660 --> 00:03:04,662 ♪ 74 00:03:24,726 --> 00:03:26,858 What the hell happened to Vegas? 75 00:03:26,902 --> 00:03:28,643 It used to be the devil's playground. 76 00:03:28,686 --> 00:03:32,037 Now it looks like a unicorn threw up all over the place. 77 00:03:32,081 --> 00:03:34,823 -And most of it landed on your outfit. -[laughs] 78 00:03:34,866 --> 00:03:36,694 Hey, you ain't seen nothin' yet. 79 00:03:36,738 --> 00:03:39,088 This is Vegas Margaret understated. 80 00:03:39,131 --> 00:03:42,526 I got an outfit in my bag that needs batteries. 81 00:03:42,570 --> 00:03:45,616 Okay, Sid, come on. Let's go get you over John. 82 00:03:45,660 --> 00:03:47,531 I'll tell you what would help me get over John is 83 00:03:47,575 --> 00:03:50,186 you not saying his name every five minutes. 84 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:52,710 -All right, I'm gonna go check us in. -All right. 85 00:03:52,754 --> 00:03:56,497 -Hey, Pop! -Tony! [laughs] 86 00:03:56,540 --> 00:03:59,413 Look at you. My son, getting married. 87 00:03:59,456 --> 00:04:01,937 There's the man of the hour. 88 00:04:01,980 --> 00:04:04,635 Hey, Reggie. Thanks so much for those MMA tickets last night. 89 00:04:04,679 --> 00:04:06,637 We were so close, we got blood on us. 90 00:04:06,681 --> 00:04:07,986 [laughing] 91 00:04:08,030 --> 00:04:10,554 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Re-Re-Reggie, Reggie, Reggie. 92 00:04:10,598 --> 00:04:12,643 Excuse me, me and, uh, Tony weren't finished 93 00:04:12,687 --> 00:04:13,862 with our little greeting yet. 94 00:04:13,905 --> 00:04:16,517 Ha-ah! Here I go. 95 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:20,303 [grunting, panting] 96 00:04:20,347 --> 00:04:24,394 We do... we do this all the time. 97 00:04:24,438 --> 00:04:25,482 I love you so much, son. 98 00:04:25,526 --> 00:04:27,441 [chuckles] I knew you were gonna 99 00:04:27,484 --> 00:04:29,007 make a fool of yourself at this wedding, 100 00:04:29,051 --> 00:04:30,574 I just didn't know it was gonna be 101 00:04:30,618 --> 00:04:32,402 in the first minute, Hank. 102 00:04:33,577 --> 00:04:36,232 So you do know my name. 'Cause I couldn't find it 103 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:38,103 -on that invitation. -That's enough, you two. 104 00:04:38,147 --> 00:04:40,410 I don't need you guys fighting all weekend. 105 00:04:40,454 --> 00:04:42,194 Let's just focus on the positive. 106 00:04:42,238 --> 00:04:45,110 We're all here together-- you, me, Dad, 107 00:04:45,154 --> 00:04:48,592 Reggie, that guy. 108 00:04:48,636 --> 00:04:51,595 those two other white people you brought who I barely know. 109 00:04:51,639 --> 00:04:53,945 All right, my room is comped. 110 00:04:53,989 --> 00:04:55,991 They must have heard I was back in town. 111 00:04:56,034 --> 00:04:58,559 This has got Ronnie Room Comps written all over it. 112 00:04:58,602 --> 00:05:00,909 Actually, it was Reggie.He picked up everybody's rooms. 113 00:05:00,952 --> 00:05:03,172 He's the best, isn't he? 114 00:05:03,215 --> 00:05:04,695 Uh, Reggie, me and my friends--we not impressed 115 00:05:04,739 --> 00:05:06,741 with your little room comp. 116 00:05:06,784 --> 00:05:10,005 Reggie, you honor me with this comp. 117 00:05:11,485 --> 00:05:13,748 If you ever need a rotary phone installed, 118 00:05:13,791 --> 00:05:16,403 I'm your guy. 119 00:05:16,446 --> 00:05:18,187 Good to know. Thank you. 120 00:05:18,230 --> 00:05:19,536 [chuckles] 121 00:05:19,580 --> 00:05:22,626 Oh, yes.Reggie's paying for everything. 122 00:05:22,670 --> 00:05:26,500 And I mean everything. 123 00:05:26,543 --> 00:05:28,066 [chuckles] 124 00:05:28,110 --> 00:05:30,417 Bachelor party. Bachelorette party. Rooms. Wi-Fi. 125 00:05:30,460 --> 00:05:33,158 And that's premium Wi-Fi, no buffering. 126 00:05:33,202 --> 00:05:35,813 Well, it's not every day your son gets married. 127 00:05:35,857 --> 00:05:36,814 HANK: Uh, stepson. 128 00:05:36,858 --> 00:05:38,512 Don't forget the, uh, "step." 129 00:05:38,555 --> 00:05:40,383 -You see what he's doing? -Yeah. 130 00:05:40,427 --> 00:05:42,820 -He trying to make me look bad in front of my own son. -I know. 131 00:05:42,864 --> 00:05:45,649 All right, guys, we're out. I hope we see both of you 132 00:05:45,693 --> 00:05:47,956 at the bachelor party dinner tonight. It's on me. 133 00:05:47,999 --> 00:05:51,786 -The hell it is. I'm buying dinner for the family. -Wow, thanks, Dad. 134 00:05:51,829 --> 00:05:55,267 Hank's paying? Where y'all eating, at a vending machine? 135 00:05:59,054 --> 00:06:01,796 [sighs] So, check it out, Sid. 136 00:06:01,839 --> 00:06:05,669 This is my Vegas Margaret outfit. 137 00:06:05,713 --> 00:06:07,671 Well, honey, it's like the sun-- 138 00:06:07,715 --> 00:06:09,238 it's bright, shiny 139 00:06:09,281 --> 00:06:11,806 and hard to look at. 140 00:06:11,849 --> 00:06:14,417 Enough. Time to change that attitude 141 00:06:14,461 --> 00:06:16,332 -and get you over... -No, no! 142 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:18,203 Don't you say it. 143 00:06:18,247 --> 00:06:20,467 You know who. All right. 144 00:06:20,510 --> 00:06:21,990 We're gonna go big, Sid. 145 00:06:22,033 --> 00:06:23,905 We've each got $500 in chips. 146 00:06:23,948 --> 00:06:26,124 So if you follow my lead, we can triple this. 147 00:06:26,168 --> 00:06:28,649 Waitress. Could we get a coupleof Moscow Mules 148 00:06:28,692 --> 00:06:30,520 for us high rollers? 149 00:06:30,564 --> 00:06:32,653 No more bets. 150 00:06:32,696 --> 00:06:34,829 Wait. Sid, what did you do? 151 00:06:34,872 --> 00:06:37,092 I went big, like you told me to. 152 00:06:37,135 --> 00:06:39,573 I put all your chips on red, all my chips on black, 153 00:06:39,616 --> 00:06:41,052 so we cannot lose. 154 00:06:41,096 --> 00:06:43,315 Green! The rare double zero. 155 00:06:43,359 --> 00:06:46,014 What?! Wait, Sid. What the hell? 156 00:06:46,057 --> 00:06:48,103 That's all our money for the whole weekend. 157 00:06:48,146 --> 00:06:49,800 Well, why didn't you tell me about green? 158 00:06:49,844 --> 00:06:51,933 Nobody bets on green. 159 00:06:51,976 --> 00:06:55,719 Well, if he had, he would've won $36,000. 160 00:06:55,763 --> 00:06:57,591 Butt out, dealer. 161 00:06:57,634 --> 00:06:58,592 The name's John. 162 00:06:58,635 --> 00:07:00,332 -Damn it! -[groans] 163 00:07:00,376 --> 00:07:02,596 Ooh, are you guys tapped out? 164 00:07:02,639 --> 00:07:05,120 Free drinks are for gamblers only. 165 00:07:05,163 --> 00:07:06,556 Whiskey soda for John? 166 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:08,471 Oh, come on! 167 00:07:08,515 --> 00:07:11,474 Margaret, you told me this tripwas gonna cheer me up. 168 00:07:11,518 --> 00:07:14,738 I'm broke, I'm sober, and we'rehanging out in what apparently 169 00:07:14,782 --> 00:07:17,698 is an all-John casino. 170 00:07:17,741 --> 00:07:19,047 How can I go big in Vegas 171 00:07:19,090 --> 00:07:21,615 when I don't have any money? 172 00:07:21,658 --> 00:07:23,181 I've got a plan. 173 00:07:23,225 --> 00:07:24,966 What are you gonna do, skin another peacock 174 00:07:25,009 --> 00:07:26,620 and throw it on your back? 175 00:07:32,103 --> 00:07:33,757 What the hell have I gotten into? 176 00:07:33,801 --> 00:07:35,846 Look at the prices on this menu, man. 177 00:07:35,890 --> 00:07:37,848 And I ain't seeing no combos. 178 00:07:37,892 --> 00:07:40,416 Oh, relax, Hank.You're with Charlie Sell Phones. 179 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:43,550 Yeah. We're here for the Henderson bachelor party, 180 00:07:43,593 --> 00:07:45,160 and we expect to be taken care of. 181 00:07:45,203 --> 00:07:47,554 We know Robbie Restaurants. 182 00:07:47,597 --> 00:07:50,600 You know Robbie Restaurants? 183 00:07:50,644 --> 00:07:53,081 We know Robbie Restaurants. 184 00:07:53,124 --> 00:07:55,518 Are you saying in broken English 185 00:07:55,562 --> 00:07:58,347 that you're not gonna rob the restaurant? 186 00:07:58,390 --> 00:08:01,393 It's a person. Robbie Restaurants. 187 00:08:01,437 --> 00:08:04,614 I don't know what's happening, but your table's ready. 188 00:08:04,658 --> 00:08:06,573 Okay, forget about it. 189 00:08:06,616 --> 00:08:09,010 We'll get tap waters, share a side salad. 190 00:08:09,053 --> 00:08:11,012 -Good thing it's just the four of us. -Yeah. 191 00:08:11,055 --> 00:08:13,797 Hey, guys, over here. Dad, these are my groomsmen. 192 00:08:13,841 --> 00:08:15,625 Oh, hey. 193 00:08:17,627 --> 00:08:19,803 Oh... Oh. 194 00:08:19,847 --> 00:08:23,241 -Hey, now. It's good to see... -Their flight got delayed. 195 00:08:23,285 --> 00:08:24,765 They haven't eaten since breakfast. 196 00:08:24,808 --> 00:08:28,246 Well, how the hell did the planeeven lift off the ground? 197 00:08:39,780 --> 00:08:42,609 Did Vernon just order another seafood tower? 198 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,700 What happened to your s-smaller friends? 199 00:08:46,743 --> 00:08:48,832 Les, Slim, String Bean and them? 200 00:08:48,876 --> 00:08:50,007 Vernon isString Bean. 201 00:08:50,051 --> 00:08:52,227 What the hell happened to him? 202 00:08:52,270 --> 00:08:53,837 He's actually lost a lot of weight 203 00:08:53,881 --> 00:08:55,578 since that last trip we took to Cabo. 204 00:08:55,622 --> 00:08:59,147 Vernon, looking good. 205 00:08:59,190 --> 00:09:02,585 You been using your maracas? I know I have. 206 00:09:04,761 --> 00:09:06,850 What the hell is this, man? 207 00:09:06,894 --> 00:09:08,809 Taking my son on trips, getting him maracas. 208 00:09:08,852 --> 00:09:11,028 Bastard. 209 00:09:11,072 --> 00:09:12,813 Hey, Hank. Can you pass that bottle of wine? 210 00:09:12,856 --> 00:09:14,641 I need to top off. 211 00:09:14,684 --> 00:09:16,860 Yeah, 'cause you're running through it, you lush. 212 00:09:16,904 --> 00:09:18,819 This the good stuff. You've got to savor it. 213 00:09:18,862 --> 00:09:20,864 Like this. 214 00:09:21,691 --> 00:09:24,302 [gargling] 215 00:09:24,346 --> 00:09:26,478 Delectable. 216 00:09:26,522 --> 00:09:29,656 See, that way one glass lasts all night. 217 00:09:29,699 --> 00:09:32,093 Look, I'm spending all this money, 218 00:09:32,136 --> 00:09:34,661 and I'm not making no brownie points with my son. 219 00:09:34,704 --> 00:09:37,098 -I'm gonna shut this down. I'm getting the check. -[snaps fingers] 220 00:09:37,141 --> 00:09:39,317 I'd like to say a few words. 221 00:09:39,361 --> 00:09:41,624 GUYS: Reggie! 222 00:09:41,668 --> 00:09:44,627 Getting to know this man and his friends 223 00:09:44,671 --> 00:09:46,455 has been a privilege and an honor. 224 00:09:46,498 --> 00:09:48,762 Well, that certainly wasa few words. Thank you, Reggie. 225 00:09:48,805 --> 00:09:50,285 Thanks for opening. Have a seat. 226 00:09:50,328 --> 00:09:52,113 Have a seat, Reggie. 227 00:09:54,724 --> 00:09:56,683 Good evening, everyone. 228 00:09:56,726 --> 00:09:59,468 Hank! 229 00:10:01,339 --> 00:10:03,994 Well, what a fine evening I have provided 230 00:10:04,038 --> 00:10:05,909 for you all. 231 00:10:05,953 --> 00:10:08,912 And to my son and his now unrecognizable friends, 232 00:10:08,956 --> 00:10:12,133 and his, uh, mama's side piece down there, 233 00:10:12,176 --> 00:10:15,049 I want to say it's getting late, 234 00:10:15,092 --> 00:10:18,705 so forks up, hands down, got to go. 235 00:10:18,748 --> 00:10:20,141 Dad, it's 7:15. 236 00:10:20,184 --> 00:10:24,754 7:15? Well, what is this check doing here? 237 00:10:24,798 --> 00:10:26,451 I know I didn't ask for it. 238 00:10:26,495 --> 00:10:29,890 Ooh, this thing is heavy. I'm scared to open it up. 239 00:10:29,933 --> 00:10:32,022 Oh, just do it, bud. Like a Band-Aid. 240 00:10:32,066 --> 00:10:35,809 All right, no matter what the figure is inside, 241 00:10:35,852 --> 00:10:37,724 I will not react. 242 00:10:39,334 --> 00:10:41,553 Son of a bitch! 243 00:10:44,905 --> 00:10:47,385 What a deal! 244 00:10:49,823 --> 00:10:51,825 ♪ 245 00:10:52,869 --> 00:10:54,610 [knocking] 246 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,960 -Surprise! -Surprise! 247 00:10:57,004 --> 00:11:00,485 It's your ex-husband's friends.[chuckles] 248 00:11:00,529 --> 00:11:02,836 This is the bachelorette party,right? 249 00:11:02,879 --> 00:11:05,839 Sure. But what the heck are you two doing here? 250 00:11:05,882 --> 00:11:07,841 We want to celebrate the upcoming nuptials 251 00:11:07,884 --> 00:11:09,581 of our favorite couple, Tony 252 00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:11,148 and... bride. 253 00:11:11,192 --> 00:11:13,716 Yeah, it's not like we lost all our money, 254 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:14,935 can't afford drinks, 255 00:11:14,978 --> 00:11:17,894 and are trying to glom on to your thing. 256 00:11:17,938 --> 00:11:21,419 Anyhoo, what areyou drinking? 257 00:11:21,463 --> 00:11:23,204 Martinis? Appletinis? 258 00:11:23,247 --> 00:11:25,554 Any tinis going on in here? 259 00:11:25,597 --> 00:11:27,774 Well, we're just staying in tonight. 260 00:11:27,817 --> 00:11:29,645 The wedding's early tomorrow. 261 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:32,082 [chuckling] 262 00:11:32,126 --> 00:11:34,781 SID: Oh. 263 00:11:34,824 --> 00:11:37,871 Looking good, ladies. 264 00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:39,873 This is supposed to cheer me up? 265 00:11:39,916 --> 00:11:42,179 They are whitening their friggin' teeth. 266 00:11:42,223 --> 00:11:43,877 -Uh... -Let's just go down to the bar 267 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:46,662 -and play Guess Who's a Prostitute. -No. 268 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:49,012 We're gonna have fun tonight. I'm gonna make this happen. 269 00:11:49,056 --> 00:11:51,885 You want to have fun, don't you, Lorraine? 270 00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:53,451 Of course I do, but I promised 271 00:11:53,495 --> 00:11:55,671 Reggie and Tony that I'd-I'd behave myself. 272 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,673 Apparently, when I party in Vegas, 273 00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:00,154 I hurt and embarrass the ones I love. 274 00:12:00,197 --> 00:12:02,156 Hurting and embarrassing the ones you love 275 00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:04,027 is what Vegas is all about. [chuckles] 276 00:12:04,071 --> 00:12:06,769 Come on, I want to be Vegas Margaret tonight. 277 00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:10,207 And I bet you there's a Vegas Lorraine in there somewhere. 278 00:12:10,251 --> 00:12:11,774 Oh, yeah, there is. 279 00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:13,645 [chuckling]: She's wild. 280 00:12:13,689 --> 00:12:15,996 -She's wild! -[laughing] 281 00:12:16,039 --> 00:12:18,389 I promised... I promised I'd stay in the room. 282 00:12:18,433 --> 00:12:20,914 Well, then we'll make the fun come to us. 283 00:12:20,957 --> 00:12:22,263 Come on, you guys. 284 00:12:22,306 --> 00:12:25,048 This is your bride's last night of freedom. 285 00:12:25,092 --> 00:12:28,399 Don't you want to blow it out, make it memorable? 286 00:12:28,443 --> 00:12:30,837 Sweetie, I know that you don't know me, 287 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:33,491 but marriage is boring as hell. 288 00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:36,712 The same guy every single night? 289 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:40,281 This is your last chance to grab a beefcake by both cheeks 290 00:12:40,324 --> 00:12:42,370 and let him do his thing. 291 00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:44,807 [muffled] 292 00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:47,897 Well, I don't know what thatwas, but I'll take it as a yes. 293 00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:51,292 You twisted my arm. Just give mea minute to get ready. [laughs] 294 00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:55,252 -Sha-bam! -[laughs] 295 00:12:55,296 --> 00:12:58,081 Ah! I was gonna sneak out after they fell asleep. 296 00:12:58,125 --> 00:12:59,996 -[laughs] -Lorraine! 297 00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:04,000 Thanks again for dinner, Dad. Want to come hit the tables? 298 00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:05,915 Yeah, I'll be there in a minute,son. I can't wait 299 00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:07,656 to gamble the money I definitely have. 300 00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:11,225 Okay. I made a few calls, 301 00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:12,966 but none of them panned out. 302 00:13:13,009 --> 00:13:15,490 Turns out that Robbie Restaurants is dead, 303 00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:17,884 Harry Hubcaps is in jail and the only guy I could 304 00:13:17,927 --> 00:13:19,929 get on the phone was Mikey Mumbles. 305 00:13:19,973 --> 00:13:21,975 -What did he say? -Couldn't understand a word of it. 306 00:13:22,018 --> 00:13:24,978 Damn. I'm gonna look like a idiot in front of my son. 307 00:13:25,021 --> 00:13:26,980 Reggie's just gonna love that. 308 00:13:27,023 --> 00:13:28,546 I can't afford this. 309 00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:30,766 Well, there is one other option. 310 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,463 -Dine and dash? -[chuckles] 311 00:13:32,507 --> 00:13:35,902 At our age, it's more "gobble and hobble," but, yes. 312 00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:37,991 -Gentlemen. Is there a problem?-Oh! 313 00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:39,079 Where the hell did you...? 314 00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:41,559 Wha... What, were you spying on us? 315 00:13:41,603 --> 00:13:43,344 We have a policy of watching anyone 316 00:13:43,387 --> 00:13:47,130 who screams "son of a bitch" when they get their bill. 317 00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:50,090 You know what, if I can get Tommy Two Tux on the phone, 318 00:13:50,133 --> 00:13:52,527 you are gonna be done in this town. 319 00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:56,009 Yeah. I just don't think that's a real person, so... 320 00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:58,011 [chuckles] Don't play dumb. 321 00:13:58,054 --> 00:14:00,100 He always wears two tuxes? 322 00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:03,799 Half black, half white, split right down the middle? 323 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:07,324 I believe you're describing a Batman villain? 324 00:14:07,368 --> 00:14:09,109 Hey, I thought you were right behind us. 325 00:14:09,152 --> 00:14:11,111 Dad, all these women keep hitting on Reggie. 326 00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:13,287 -It's hilarious. -[chuckles] 327 00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:14,549 Is there a problem over here? 328 00:14:14,592 --> 00:14:15,811 You the problem, man. 329 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:19,162 This man is trying to steal my son. 330 00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:20,816 Amber Alert! 331 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:24,994 -This man trying to steal my little boy. -Dad, calm down. 332 00:14:25,038 --> 00:14:27,779 -Don't scream "Amber Alert." -Not trying to steal anyone. 333 00:14:27,823 --> 00:14:29,956 We're talking about an adult son, by the way. He's 40. 334 00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:34,177 This man is trying to hug my little boy. 335 00:14:34,221 --> 00:14:36,963 Okay, I'm gonna walk away from this. 336 00:14:37,006 --> 00:14:39,574 What's your deal? 337 00:14:39,617 --> 00:14:42,185 Why'd you have to make a scene and spoil a great dinner? 338 00:14:42,229 --> 00:14:44,013 It was great for you and your big-ass friends. 339 00:14:44,057 --> 00:14:46,146 Me? All I had is half a salad. 340 00:14:46,189 --> 00:14:48,713 -Forget it. -Tony, wait a minute. 341 00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:52,195 Sir, you can't leave without paying your bill. Security. 342 00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:54,632 I found a fingernail in my salad. 343 00:14:54,676 --> 00:14:56,765 Really? 344 00:14:56,808 --> 00:14:58,593 You're gonna bring your goons in? 345 00:14:58,636 --> 00:15:00,595 All right, here's what is going to happen. 346 00:15:00,638 --> 00:15:04,599 You are going to let us walk out of here right now. 347 00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:06,209 Take him, too. 348 00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:15,958 -♪ -[women whooping 349 00:15:19,353 --> 00:15:22,530 That's how Mama likes it. Yeah! 350 00:15:22,573 --> 00:15:25,446 Ooh, yeah, boy. Earn that tuition. 351 00:15:25,489 --> 00:15:27,013 Earn it. 352 00:15:27,056 --> 00:15:29,015 I love Vegas, Lorraine. 353 00:15:29,058 --> 00:15:31,800 I love how you call your hands dong tongs. 354 00:15:31,843 --> 00:15:33,019 Snap, snap. 355 00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:35,021 Can't control my dong tongs. 356 00:15:35,064 --> 00:15:36,370 No... 357 00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:39,199 Hey, wait, wait. Where's your little buddy? 358 00:15:39,242 --> 00:15:40,678 Oh, he's nursing a bad breakup. 359 00:15:40,722 --> 00:15:42,767 I've been trying to cheer him up all night. 360 00:15:42,811 --> 00:15:45,031 -He's probably in the bathroom crying. -Oh... 361 00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:47,424 Fire in the hole! 362 00:15:47,468 --> 00:15:50,079 [whooping] 363 00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:55,084 My stripper name is Backdraft. 364 00:15:55,128 --> 00:15:56,868 [laughs]: Oh! 365 00:15:56,912 --> 00:16:00,263 Go Vegas Sid! 366 00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:02,265 -[knocking] -Oh! 367 00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:04,485 Oh, that must be the other stripper. 368 00:16:04,528 --> 00:16:07,444 [laughing] 369 00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:11,666 Ooh. Look at this one. 370 00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:14,234 Ma'am, we got a noise complaint. 371 00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:18,020 Okay, so your thing is that you don't work out 372 00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:20,066 so that you look like a regular schlub. 373 00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:21,589 I dig it. 374 00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:23,460 Ma'am, I'm the head of hotel security. 375 00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:26,028 Hey. Hey, can we turn off the music, please? 376 00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:28,117 Well, how are you gonna dance? 377 00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:29,640 Oh, he looks pissed. 378 00:16:29,684 --> 00:16:32,208 I better cool him off. 379 00:16:32,252 --> 00:16:34,254 [all screaming, laughing] 380 00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:38,388 Take it off! 381 00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:40,390 [laughs] 382 00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:42,436 Ha, ha, ha. 383 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:48,398 Hey, Hank. Don't worry, bud, I'll get us out of here. 384 00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:50,313 Before they took our phones, I left a message 385 00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:51,749 with Tommy Two Tux. 386 00:16:51,793 --> 00:16:53,447 Charlie, I'm sick of your made-up stories 387 00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:55,231 about your made-up friends. 388 00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:57,103 We need a real plan. 389 00:16:57,146 --> 00:17:00,149 We got to get in touch with Margaret and Sid. 390 00:17:02,499 --> 00:17:04,501 Hank? Charlie? 391 00:17:04,545 --> 00:17:06,242 Margaret, thank God. 392 00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:07,939 Are y'all here to bail us out? 393 00:17:07,983 --> 00:17:09,985 Nope. 394 00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:22,345 My son's wedding's in an hour. 395 00:17:22,389 --> 00:17:24,130 I guess I'm gonna miss it. 396 00:17:24,173 --> 00:17:27,785 Well, what does it matter?Reggie's his daddy now, anyway. 397 00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:30,310 [slurring]:Shut up, Hank. You know, you... 398 00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:34,009 You know what your problem is, Hank is... 399 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,968 [moans] 400 00:17:39,232 --> 00:17:41,712 Mother of my child. 401 00:17:41,756 --> 00:17:43,758 I shouldn't have come here. 402 00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:45,542 Me either. 403 00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:48,154 I wish I was home, looking at pictures of John. 404 00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:49,981 I also wish I had some pants. 405 00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:53,028 It's freezing here in the big house. 406 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:56,988 Can't believe that Tommy Two Tux didn't show up for us. 407 00:17:57,032 --> 00:17:58,990 Will you listen to the three of you? 408 00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:01,384 You know what? Vegas Margaret is not gonna sit here 409 00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:03,038 and listen to you sad sacks complaining. 410 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,822 Here's the deal, Hank. 411 00:18:04,866 --> 00:18:06,824 Reggie has more money than you do. 412 00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:10,263 Reggie will always have more money than you do, 413 00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:13,396 and he will be better looking,and he will be more charming... 414 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,355 Get to the point. 415 00:18:15,398 --> 00:18:17,922 You can't control all of that. What you can control 416 00:18:17,966 --> 00:18:19,402 is your relationship with your son, 417 00:18:19,446 --> 00:18:21,970 so stop moping and go talk to him. 418 00:18:22,013 --> 00:18:24,190 And you, Sid, you can have a John pity party 419 00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:27,976 for the rest of your life, or you can choose to move on. 420 00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:30,544 And Charlie, it's time to stop lying. 421 00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:32,763 We love you.You don't have to keep making up 422 00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:35,766 these crazy stories about your fake past. 423 00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:38,073 Ah. 424 00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:42,164 If it ain't Charlie Sell Phones. 425 00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:44,514 -You're looking good. -Tommy Two Tux. 426 00:18:44,558 --> 00:18:47,300 -You're not. -[laughs] 427 00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:49,258 -You were saying, Margaret? -Oh. 428 00:18:49,302 --> 00:18:52,261 Marone.Get a loadof the outfit on this broad, eh? 429 00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:55,351 Look, you guys are free to go. 430 00:18:55,395 --> 00:18:57,005 -Oh. -Yeah. 431 00:18:57,048 --> 00:19:00,008 -Oh, FYI-- uh, that manager at that restaurant? -Yeah. 432 00:19:00,051 --> 00:19:01,531 Yeah. He's gonna be mopping stalls 433 00:19:01,575 --> 00:19:03,794 at the Hard Rock from now on. [laughs] 434 00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:08,277 Charlie, you came through. 435 00:19:08,321 --> 00:19:12,020 Looks like I'm gonna make my son's wedding after all. 436 00:19:13,326 --> 00:19:15,110 Lorraine. 437 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:18,983 Lorraine! 438 00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:20,246 Last call. 439 00:19:20,289 --> 00:19:22,291 Vodka tonic. 440 00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:30,038 -Are you ready? -Ready, man. I'm ready, man. 441 00:19:30,081 --> 00:19:32,823 -That's what I'm talking about.-Let's do it. Let's do it. 442 00:19:32,867 --> 00:19:34,216 Oh, there you are, Dad. 443 00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:36,914 Thanks for dressing up. 444 00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:39,656 Hey, guys. Will you, uh, excuse us for a minute? 445 00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:41,919 Yeah. 446 00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:43,312 You know, there's food in the hallway. 447 00:19:46,054 --> 00:19:48,274 Listen... [clears throat] 448 00:19:48,317 --> 00:19:50,276 I want to apologize. 449 00:19:50,319 --> 00:19:53,453 I know I was acting crazy, 450 00:19:53,496 --> 00:19:54,889 'cause... 451 00:19:54,932 --> 00:19:57,500 I just feel like Reggie's replacing me, man. 452 00:19:57,544 --> 00:19:59,285 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 453 00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:01,069 Come on, I like Reggie. 454 00:20:01,112 --> 00:20:02,636 He's my friend. 455 00:20:02,679 --> 00:20:04,290 But you're my dad. 456 00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:06,292 There's no replacing you. 457 00:20:06,335 --> 00:20:07,902 -And if this is about Reggie hosting the wedding, then... -No, 458 00:20:07,945 --> 00:20:09,904 it's more than that. 459 00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:11,688 Y'all just seem like you're closer. 460 00:20:11,732 --> 00:20:14,300 You know, with the trips, the hugs, 461 00:20:14,343 --> 00:20:16,476 all the inside jokes. 462 00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:17,607 Yeah, but that's never been your style. 463 00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:19,522 No, it ha-never has. 464 00:20:19,566 --> 00:20:20,871 But I want it to be. 465 00:20:20,915 --> 00:20:23,265 I want to be there for you from now on. 466 00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:25,354 And I want to be a part of your wedding. 467 00:20:25,398 --> 00:20:26,834 I'd love that. 468 00:20:26,877 --> 00:20:29,663 All right. And I'm gonna walk you down the aisle. 469 00:20:29,706 --> 00:20:31,708 You ever been to a wedding? That's not something... 470 00:20:31,752 --> 00:20:34,537 I'm walking you 471 00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:35,886 down that aisle. 472 00:20:35,930 --> 00:20:37,932 -Okay, Pop. Okay, okay. -[laughs]: Okay. 473 00:20:37,975 --> 00:20:40,282 -So, how you feeling? -Uh... 474 00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:42,850 -a little nervous, to be honest.-Well, that's natural, man. 475 00:20:42,893 --> 00:20:44,286 You don't have to be strong, okay? 476 00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:46,375 'Cause you can be weak 477 00:20:46,419 --> 00:20:49,422 knowing that your daddy is gonna be your rock. 478 00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:51,075 [sobbing] 479 00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:53,556 This... this my baby. 480 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,558 My little baby boy. 481 00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:56,559 You get... 482 00:20:56,603 --> 00:20:58,387 Oh, I'm not gonna make it. 483 00:20:58,431 --> 00:21:00,171 Oh, I'm just... 484 00:21:00,215 --> 00:21:03,436 just joyful. 485 00:21:03,479 --> 00:21:05,176 You done found your queen. 486 00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:06,569 All right, then. 487 00:21:06,613 --> 00:21:07,875 Oh, he gonna... 488 00:21:07,918 --> 00:21:09,137 [sniffling] 489 00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:11,357 -Ooh! -[organ music playing] 490 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:15,099 Oh, that's my son! Lord! 491 00:21:15,143 --> 00:21:16,492 Oh! 492 00:21:16,536 --> 00:21:18,364 Here she comes. 493 00:21:18,407 --> 00:21:21,497 Oh! 494 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:24,544 She look like a angel, 495 00:21:24,587 --> 00:21:28,112 like she's just floating on in. 496 00:21:28,156 --> 00:21:31,551 Oh. Oh! 497 00:21:31,594 --> 00:21:34,205 [babbles] 498 00:21:34,249 --> 00:21:35,729 Eyes on the prize. 499 00:21:35,772 --> 00:21:37,557 She's coming to get you, Tony... 500 00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:39,036 [wailing] 501 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:42,562 For ever and ever and ever and ever. 502 00:21:42,605 --> 00:21:43,302 That's pretty good. 503 00:21:45,608 --> 00:21:47,480 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 504 00:21:49,525 --> 00:21:51,527 You've made the cut withThe Cool Kids. 505 00:21:51,571 --> 00:21:54,095 Now here are a few more shows to check out from Fox. 506 00:21:55,531 --> 00:21:56,793 ANNOUNCER: It'’s outrageous. 507 00:21:56,837 --> 00:21:58,012 Oh, my God! 508 00:21:58,055 --> 00:21:59,448 It'’s outlandish! 509 00:21:59,492 --> 00:22:01,058 -Oh, my God! -Oh, my God! 510 00:22:01,102 --> 00:22:02,408 -It'’s out of control. -Aaah! 511 00:22:02,451 --> 00:22:05,236 Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God! 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