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I took that one girl cadet, 13 00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:32,200 I took her shopping, so... 14 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:34,190 -All right. Well, just forget all that crap, okay? 15 00:00:34,190 --> 00:00:37,060 Today is special because... 16 00:00:38,150 --> 00:00:39,220 it's my birthday! 17 00:00:39,220 --> 00:00:41,140 -Oh! -(Brit laughs) 18 00:00:41,140 --> 00:00:43,150 -What the shit? Happy birthday. How old are you, Rob? 19 00:00:43,150 --> 00:00:45,140 -Thirty. -(spitting) 20 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:50,010 -(spitting continues) 21 00:00:53,050 --> 00:00:54,160 -(sighs) It's hard to believe, huh? 22 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:56,230 -Yes. It's very hard. 23 00:00:56,230 --> 00:00:58,230 Very hard to believe. 24 00:00:58,230 --> 00:01:00,120 -Eh. -Rob: Well, listen, folks. 25 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:03,050 I've started planning a primo party 26 00:01:03,050 --> 00:01:04,180 with top-notch entertainment. 27 00:01:04,180 --> 00:01:06,190 We're talking Counting Crows, 28 00:01:06,190 --> 00:01:08,020 Bow Wow Wow, 29 00:01:08,020 --> 00:01:09,080 Lil' Bow Wow, 30 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:10,170 a mime, 31 00:01:10,170 --> 00:01:11,190 Tiny Tim, 32 00:01:11,190 --> 00:01:13,060 Big Daddy Kane, 33 00:01:13,060 --> 00:01:15,050 FDR's ashes, don't ask, 34 00:01:15,050 --> 00:01:16,200 and, uh, 35 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:18,100 Mr. Criss Angel. 36 00:01:18,100 --> 00:01:20,140 -Shit yeah! -All the greats! 37 00:01:20,140 --> 00:01:23,030 And before you even ask, 38 00:01:23,030 --> 00:01:25,080 yes, you're all invited... 39 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:26,200 -(Dirk chuckles) 40 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:28,060 -to help me set up. 41 00:01:28,060 --> 00:01:30,040 Not to attend. Please. 42 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:31,160 Preggers? -Yeah? 43 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:32,200 -You're my number-one ass kicker, 44 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:34,210 so I need you on the security detail, all right? 45 00:01:34,210 --> 00:01:37,060 No riffraff. Invitees only. 46 00:01:37,060 --> 00:01:38,070 -On it. 47 00:01:38,070 --> 00:01:40,170 -Rob: Folks, all I ask is that you make Riggle Day 48 00:01:40,170 --> 00:01:42,080 the most special day possible. 49 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:43,210 -(spitting) 50 00:01:47,110 --> 00:01:48,110 -(spitting continuing) 51 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:52,120 -Oh! 52 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:54,030 Rob, you cannot call your birthday that. 53 00:01:54,030 --> 00:01:55,040 -Why not? 54 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:57,230 -Brit: Because Riggle Day means something terrible now. 55 00:01:57,230 --> 00:01:59,070 Have you not seen the video? 56 00:01:59,070 --> 00:02:00,200 -(phone chiming) -Hold on, hold on, hold on. 57 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:02,060 My phone is just going nuts. 58 00:02:02,060 --> 00:02:04,110 Is anybody else's Twitter acting weird? -(phone chiming) 59 00:02:04,110 --> 00:02:06,070 -Oh, oh. 60 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:09,020 -(shouting) Motherf-- 61 00:02:09,020 --> 00:02:13,020 -♪ Now, now is the time ♪ 62 00:02:13,020 --> 00:02:16,160 ♪ The lake is the place ♪ 63 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:19,200 ♪ To make some stuff explode ♪ 64 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:22,190 ♪ And throw it all in their face ♪ 65 00:02:22,190 --> 00:02:25,180 ♪ So don't be a tool ♪ 66 00:02:25,180 --> 00:02:29,100 ♪ It's the ski master rule ♪ 67 00:02:29,100 --> 00:02:32,030 ♪ It's really great to be at ♪ 68 00:02:32,030 --> 00:02:34,010 ♪ Ski Master Academy ♪ 69 00:02:34,010 --> 00:02:38,020 ♪ Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy ♪ 70 00:02:40,070 --> 00:02:42,230 ♪ Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy ♪ 71 00:02:42,230 --> 00:02:44,080 -(screaming) 72 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:47,220 -♪ We will kick your ass ♪ 73 00:02:49,020 --> 00:02:51,010 -Whoo-hoo-hoo! 74 00:02:51,010 --> 00:02:52,110 -Here's what happened. 75 00:02:52,110 --> 00:02:54,080 I made a tweet that said, 76 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:56,230 "Riggle Day rules #RiggleDay." 77 00:02:56,230 --> 00:02:59,090 Well, it turns out Riggle Day refers 78 00:02:59,090 --> 00:03:01,230 to something on the dark web. 79 00:03:01,230 --> 00:03:03,140 Have you ever heard of this guy 80 00:03:03,140 --> 00:03:05,100 Gaston LeBone? 81 00:03:05,100 --> 00:03:07,150 Well, they call him 82 00:03:07,150 --> 00:03:09,200 the evil Eric Ripert. 83 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:11,200 -I thought he was the evil Guy Fieri. 84 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:13,180 -No, he's the good Guy Fieri. 85 00:03:13,180 --> 00:03:14,220 -Common mistake. 86 00:03:14,220 --> 00:03:16,130 -Rob: Anyway, to this joker, 87 00:03:16,130 --> 00:03:19,200 R-I-G-G-L-E stands for... 88 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:23,150 -Rare Ingredient Gourmets' Glorious Lunch Event. 89 00:03:23,150 --> 00:03:25,010 It's Riggle Day, everyone. 90 00:03:25,010 --> 00:03:26,230 The day when we fearless foodies 91 00:03:26,230 --> 00:03:28,190 taste all that is taboo. 92 00:03:28,190 --> 00:03:30,130 In previous luncheons, we've served 93 00:03:30,130 --> 00:03:32,080 baby seal, 94 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:33,230 panda, 95 00:03:33,230 --> 00:03:35,230 orca whale. 96 00:03:35,230 --> 00:03:39,170 But this year, we are serving up a protein so forbidden, 97 00:03:39,170 --> 00:03:41,060 so beloved, 98 00:03:41,060 --> 00:03:45,000 that to devour it is to know what it means to be a god. 99 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:47,060 I'm talking, of course, about rescue dog. 100 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:48,180 -(dog whimpering) 101 00:03:48,180 --> 00:03:51,000 -Happy Riggle Day, everyone. 102 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,160 -(rock music playing) 103 00:03:56,110 --> 00:03:57,180 -Yummy. 104 00:03:57,180 --> 00:03:59,000 -(groaning, retching) 105 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,020 -Jesus Christ. That's the worst thing I've ever heard. 106 00:04:01,020 --> 00:04:02,030 -I know, right? 107 00:04:02,030 --> 00:04:05,110 They used Rob Riggle's name without paying a royalty. 108 00:04:05,110 --> 00:04:06,120 Who does that?! 109 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:09,010 -And this whole illicit Riggle Day, 110 00:04:09,010 --> 00:04:12,070 turns out, it's a huge event for terrible people now. 111 00:04:12,070 --> 00:04:14,070 I don't know the specifics, 112 00:04:14,070 --> 00:04:16,160 but Brian Urlacher is behind this, 113 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:18,120 and you can put that on the record. 114 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:20,200 -Rob, as we've discussed several times, 115 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:22,120 the definition of a press conference is, 116 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:23,160 it's all on record! 117 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:24,210 -Wait, what? -Yeah. 118 00:04:24,210 --> 00:04:27,180 -You guys got to tell us that before you start recording. 119 00:04:27,180 --> 00:04:29,130 Like cops. -That's it. That's kinda true. 120 00:04:29,130 --> 00:04:31,140 -Marcy Mallin, News 12. 121 00:04:31,140 --> 00:04:34,160 -So, the first thing I do is call my bald manager, Gary, 122 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:35,190 to clear up any confusion. 123 00:04:35,190 --> 00:04:37,090 -Let's do it. -No, no, I, uh... 124 00:04:37,090 --> 00:04:39,180 Past, like, I did it in the past, past tense, like, I already did it. 125 00:04:39,180 --> 00:04:40,210 -Gary: Oh, how did I do? 126 00:04:40,210 --> 00:04:42,190 Did I kill it? -No. Are you kidding me? 127 00:04:42,190 --> 00:04:44,150 -Okay. -Anyway, despite my troubles, 128 00:04:44,150 --> 00:04:46,200 things weren't all bad at the academy. 129 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:50,000 I mean, the cadets did have a big surprise coming their way. 130 00:04:51,140 --> 00:04:52,150 -Chandler: Guys, guys! 131 00:04:52,150 --> 00:04:53,220 The new fleet's here! 132 00:04:53,220 --> 00:04:55,220 We'll finally be able to ride! 133 00:04:55,220 --> 00:04:58,190 Oh, now this summer won't be a complete waste after all. 134 00:04:58,190 --> 00:04:59,220 -Todd: I'm gonna take this one. 135 00:04:59,220 --> 00:05:02,180 It looks like the kind Bret Michaels would have sex on. 136 00:05:02,180 --> 00:05:04,030 -No! I want this one. 137 00:05:04,030 --> 00:05:05,160 -I kind of like it, too. -(Chauncey growls) 138 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:06,170 -Me, too! 139 00:05:06,170 --> 00:05:08,170 -Hold on, now, cadets. 140 00:05:08,170 --> 00:05:11,050 You can't just pick any sweet ride you want. 141 00:05:11,050 --> 00:05:12,150 -Todd: Why the shit not? 142 00:05:12,150 --> 00:05:16,070 -You don't choose your watercraft, Todd. 143 00:05:16,070 --> 00:05:20,070 Your watercraft chooses you, 144 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:22,030 just like in Harry Potter. 145 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:24,110 -I know nothing of this Harry Potter. 146 00:05:26,100 --> 00:05:29,090 I'm sorry, but books, films, wizards, 147 00:05:29,090 --> 00:05:30,190 the British in general, 148 00:05:30,190 --> 00:05:32,050 are forbidden to my people. 149 00:05:32,050 --> 00:05:34,210 -Oh, Harry Potter is wonderful. 150 00:05:34,210 --> 00:05:37,180 The first book begins on Privet Drive, 151 00:05:37,180 --> 00:05:39,200 a street like any other. 152 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:41,220 (as Hogwarts student) Harry speaks Parseltongue. 153 00:05:41,220 --> 00:05:44,130 Maybe he opened the Chamber of Secrets. 154 00:05:44,130 --> 00:05:46,110 (normal voice) But it wasn't Mad-Eye Moody. 155 00:05:46,110 --> 00:05:48,170 It was Barty Crouch Jr. 156 00:05:48,170 --> 00:05:50,120 There were seven Horcruxes in total. 157 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:52,220 Riddle's ring, the Hufflepuff cup, 158 00:05:52,220 --> 00:05:54,200 the diadem of Ravenclaw. 159 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:56,060 And then the train carrying his son, 160 00:05:56,060 --> 00:05:59,050 Albus Severus, pulled away... 161 00:05:59,050 --> 00:06:01,070 (voice breaking) and Harry could not have been prouder. 162 00:06:06,150 --> 00:06:09,080 -So, um, yeah. 163 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:11,060 You can't just ride any one you want. 164 00:06:11,060 --> 00:06:13,230 You got to make sure it's the right one for you. 165 00:06:13,230 --> 00:06:16,060 -So, let's get them in the water and feel 'em up. 166 00:06:16,060 --> 00:06:18,160 -Oh, I wish we could, Todd. 167 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:21,110 Unfortunately, these don't have any gas in them. 168 00:06:21,110 --> 00:06:23,080 -God damn it! I want to get into the water! 169 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:25,230 -Yeah, well, Gil was supposed to unload these and gas 'em up, 170 00:06:25,230 --> 00:06:27,200 but we haven't seen him all morning. 171 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:29,150 -Yeah, I heard Gil got a new girlfriend, 172 00:06:29,150 --> 00:06:31,080 so that's probably why you haven't seen him. 173 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:32,210 -What? -Been doing it. You know what I mean? 174 00:06:32,210 --> 00:06:34,150 -Wow. -Preggers: Mm-hmm. 175 00:06:34,150 --> 00:06:36,130 -Good for him. -Preggers: Yeah. 176 00:06:36,130 --> 00:06:38,140 -Not great for her. -Yeah. 177 00:06:39,220 --> 00:06:42,180 Anyway, why don't you go see if you can corral him up? 178 00:06:42,180 --> 00:06:45,020 And, uh, I'll take care of these nerds. 179 00:06:45,020 --> 00:06:46,030 -Brit: All right. 180 00:06:47,130 --> 00:06:49,130 Do not give her your Social Security number. 181 00:06:49,130 --> 00:06:51,060 -(chuckles) 182 00:06:52,060 --> 00:06:53,070 Okay, cadets! 183 00:06:53,070 --> 00:06:55,090 New lesson today! 184 00:06:55,090 --> 00:06:57,080 Personalized wet suits. 185 00:06:57,080 --> 00:06:59,180 We're gonna be sewing that shit together, all right? 186 00:06:59,180 --> 00:07:01,220 A proper wet suit is gonna tighten you. 187 00:07:01,220 --> 00:07:04,120 Little tuck here, little squeeze here. 188 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:07,040 Next thing you know, you're all Michelle Obama. 189 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:09,070 -Even me? -Shit, yeah, even you! 190 00:07:09,070 --> 00:07:10,210 Look at these biceps be poppin', 191 00:07:10,210 --> 00:07:11,220 and my ass, 192 00:07:11,220 --> 00:07:13,160 it's bringin' lower ass to upper ass. 193 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:14,170 See? Look at that. 194 00:07:14,170 --> 00:07:15,190 High and tight. 195 00:07:15,190 --> 00:07:17,030 (shouts) Look at it! 196 00:07:17,030 --> 00:07:18,200 Get a good look, 197 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:20,010 'cause I know all you millennials, 198 00:07:20,010 --> 00:07:21,140 you're all about the asses, right? 199 00:07:21,140 --> 00:07:24,030 Well, this shit? Scrumptious, okay? 200 00:07:24,030 --> 00:07:26,050 You're gonna wanna eat this for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. 201 00:07:26,050 --> 00:07:27,140 I don't even care what time of day it is, 202 00:07:27,140 --> 00:07:29,080 you're gonna wanna take a fork, wanna take a knife, 203 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:30,100 and you're gonna cut that shit, 204 00:07:30,100 --> 00:07:31,150 you'll wanna put it in your mouth. 205 00:07:31,150 --> 00:07:34,010 I don't even care what you wash it down with, but you're gonna want to, 206 00:07:34,010 --> 00:07:36,230 'cause it's gonna be hard, and it's gonna be thick, okay? 207 00:07:36,230 --> 00:07:38,100 So today... 208 00:07:38,100 --> 00:07:40,130 you're gonna sew up 209 00:07:40,130 --> 00:07:42,150 your own wet suit, form-fittin'. 210 00:07:42,150 --> 00:07:44,040 -(phone chiming) 211 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:46,180 -Oh, I'm getting killed on social media! 212 00:07:46,180 --> 00:07:48,110 -I told you, if you're gonna Skype on the toilet, 213 00:07:48,110 --> 00:07:50,000 you gotta cover that camera. 214 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,170 -No, not that. Look. 215 00:07:51,170 --> 00:07:56,030 -Whoa, five million new followers. Not bad. 216 00:07:56,030 --> 00:07:58,190 Gary, all these people either eat rescue dogs 217 00:07:58,190 --> 00:08:01,000 or think that I eat rescue dogs! 218 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,090 Or... people from my improv class 219 00:08:03,090 --> 00:08:04,130 who need help finding an agent. 220 00:08:04,130 --> 00:08:06,120 -Rob, it doesn't matter how people know your name. 221 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:09,000 It's the fact they know your name. 222 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,030 Like Omarosa. 223 00:08:10,030 --> 00:08:11,140 What's more important for me? 224 00:08:11,140 --> 00:08:13,000 Being popular or-- 225 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,100 -Buh-buh. Being popular. 226 00:08:14,100 --> 00:08:16,010 -I was gonna say being respected. 227 00:08:16,010 --> 00:08:18,140 -Mm, popular. It's better. It's cooler. 228 00:08:18,140 --> 00:08:20,180 Now, check this out. 229 00:08:20,180 --> 00:08:24,200 Leaked nudes of the mother from Dinosaurs. 230 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:26,100 -She's a puppet, Gary. 231 00:08:26,100 --> 00:08:27,150 -I know. 232 00:08:27,150 --> 00:08:29,150 ♪ ♪ 233 00:08:33,220 --> 00:08:35,060 -(clattering) -Gil: Oh, shit, baby. 234 00:08:35,060 --> 00:08:36,110 Somebody's at the door. 235 00:08:36,110 --> 00:08:37,220 Uh, yeah, don't worry about it. 236 00:08:37,220 --> 00:08:39,020 I-I'll get rid of 'em. 237 00:08:39,020 --> 00:08:40,110 Uh, you just stay there. 238 00:08:40,110 --> 00:08:43,100 Oh, hey, Brit Brit! What is it? 239 00:08:43,100 --> 00:08:45,030 Uh, I'm just in the middle of something. 240 00:08:45,030 --> 00:08:46,120 Sex. What? Yeah. 241 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:48,180 -Well, we need you at work, 242 00:08:48,180 --> 00:08:50,040 because it's a work day. 243 00:08:50,040 --> 00:08:51,130 -Come on, Brit. 244 00:08:51,130 --> 00:08:53,030 My special lady's over. 245 00:08:53,030 --> 00:08:54,150 -Doesn't your girlfriend have a job? 246 00:08:54,150 --> 00:08:55,190 -Not really. 247 00:08:55,190 --> 00:08:58,120 And I don't want to send her back to the lake all hot and bothered. 248 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:00,140 -Oh, back to the lake? 249 00:09:00,140 --> 00:09:02,020 Oh, is this another goddamn mermaid? 250 00:09:02,020 --> 00:09:03,200 We barely got away with the last one. 251 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:05,220 -God, no, no. That'd be insane. 252 00:09:05,220 --> 00:09:08,090 Mermaids have a totally dysfunctional 253 00:09:08,090 --> 00:09:09,230 fear of commitment. 254 00:09:09,230 --> 00:09:12,160 They are terrible in a relationship, okay? 255 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:15,070 She is an amphibious sea monster. 256 00:09:15,070 --> 00:09:17,050 I met her the last time I almost drowned. 257 00:09:17,050 --> 00:09:19,060 -And you're having sex with her? 258 00:09:19,060 --> 00:09:21,200 -Oh, yeah. She has a cloaca. 259 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:23,040 It's kind of like doing it regular 260 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:24,220 and in the caboose at the same time. 261 00:09:27,030 --> 00:09:28,130 -I want to meet her. 262 00:09:28,130 --> 00:09:30,160 -Oh, well, she's not dressed, so... 263 00:09:32,220 --> 00:09:34,150 -Later, then. 264 00:09:34,150 --> 00:09:36,190 -Sure. Uh, whatever. 265 00:09:36,190 --> 00:09:38,160 Now, if you'll excuse me, sex. 266 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:39,210 What? Yeah. 267 00:09:41,100 --> 00:09:43,130 Sorry, baby. Where were we? 268 00:09:43,130 --> 00:09:46,090 Oh, yeah. Don't tease me, now. 269 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:50,050 -Preggers, I'm having trouble nailing my cross-stitch. 270 00:09:50,050 --> 00:09:51,140 Could I see how you did yours? 271 00:09:51,140 --> 00:09:53,210 -Yeah. You know what? It's on the inside. 272 00:09:53,210 --> 00:09:56,020 So, let me just get this wet suit off, 273 00:09:56,020 --> 00:09:58,030 and I'll show you just how it is. 274 00:09:58,030 --> 00:09:59,140 -Hey, Preggers, you need a hand with that? 275 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:01,190 -Yeah, I do. I think the zipper's stuck just a little bit. 276 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:03,210 It doesn't seem... 277 00:10:03,210 --> 00:10:05,060 -(grunts) Uh, Jeb? 278 00:10:05,060 --> 00:10:07,020 -I haven't removed a woman's clothes 279 00:10:07,020 --> 00:10:09,220 since Grandmother had me change her out of her incontinence breeches. 280 00:10:11,030 --> 00:10:12,120 -Jeb. 281 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:14,170 All right, maybe we just... 282 00:10:14,170 --> 00:10:15,220 -What happened to you? 283 00:10:15,220 --> 00:10:18,030 -Well, Chandler, winter's coming, okay, 284 00:10:18,030 --> 00:10:20,050 and I might have put on a few pounds. 285 00:10:20,050 --> 00:10:22,120 -(scoffs) When's the last time you got out of this wet suit? 286 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:24,050 -Uh, that'd be Thursday. 287 00:10:24,050 --> 00:10:26,100 Last Thursday. Yeah, last Thursday. 288 00:10:26,100 --> 00:10:27,170 -Oh, it's no use! 289 00:10:27,170 --> 00:10:29,160 You might be stuck in that thing... 290 00:10:29,160 --> 00:10:31,030 forever. 291 00:10:38,170 --> 00:10:40,210 -(grunting) 292 00:10:40,210 --> 00:10:43,110 (panting) 293 00:10:48,030 --> 00:10:50,010 -Maybe if you stop eating for a while, 294 00:10:50,010 --> 00:10:51,050 your skin will shrink, 295 00:10:51,050 --> 00:10:52,190 and then you can slip out of it, 296 00:10:52,190 --> 00:10:54,070 like in Silence of the Lambs. 297 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:55,160 -Chandler, I don't have time for that! 298 00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:56,170 I don't have time for that! 299 00:10:57,220 --> 00:11:00,050 Rob's Riggle Day party is tomorrow. 300 00:11:00,050 --> 00:11:01,200 If I am gonna be the enforcer, 301 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:04,150 I need full range of motion, okay? 302 00:11:04,150 --> 00:11:06,190 I need to be able to do cross kick. 303 00:11:06,190 --> 00:11:08,230 I need to be able to do a high kick. 304 00:11:08,230 --> 00:11:11,180 I can't reach down to put someone's mouth on a curb 305 00:11:11,180 --> 00:11:13,120 and then stomp that right in. 306 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:14,160 I can't do that! 307 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:16,030 I can't do a big knee up! 308 00:11:16,030 --> 00:11:18,140 I can't do a knee down! 309 00:11:18,140 --> 00:11:21,040 Well, that was kind of okay. 310 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:22,040 But not great. 311 00:11:23,090 --> 00:11:25,170 -(phone chimes) -Rob: Oh, great! 312 00:11:25,170 --> 00:11:28,070 We just lost Blessed Union of Souls. 313 00:11:28,070 --> 00:11:29,100 -(phone chimes) -Oh! (chuckles) 314 00:11:29,100 --> 00:11:31,150 And, uh, Deep Blue Something just dropped out. 315 00:11:31,150 --> 00:11:33,100 Now we've got no bands, Gary. 316 00:11:33,100 --> 00:11:34,190 Everybody's dropping out of this thing, 317 00:11:34,190 --> 00:11:36,140 'cause they think we're serving rescue dog, 318 00:11:36,140 --> 00:11:38,080 because we didn't get out ahead of it! 319 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:40,150 -Well, who knew that people love rescue dog, all right? 320 00:11:40,150 --> 00:11:41,200 We should've done purebreds. 321 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,110 -What?! No! It doesn't matter. 322 00:11:43,110 --> 00:11:45,110 We're not serving dog, Gary! 323 00:11:45,110 --> 00:11:47,020 -It's not my fault that you're not a foodie. 324 00:11:47,020 --> 00:11:48,160 -Gary! 325 00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:51,040 I am turning into a pariah here, all right? 326 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:53,180 If I don't have somebody to rock my face off on my birthday, 327 00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:55,060 I'm gonna be pissed! -(computer chimes) 328 00:11:55,060 --> 00:11:56,190 -Oh, oh. Hold up, hold up. 329 00:11:56,190 --> 00:11:58,110 We just got an e-mail. 330 00:11:58,110 --> 00:12:00,180 Ooh, from Iron Jaden, 331 00:12:00,180 --> 00:12:03,230 a heavy-metal band that covers Jaden Smith songs, 332 00:12:03,230 --> 00:12:06,010 and they are... out. -(computer chimes) 333 00:12:06,010 --> 00:12:07,020 -Yeah, they're out. 334 00:12:07,020 --> 00:12:09,030 -God. -They thought this was a dog-eating thing. 335 00:12:09,030 --> 00:12:11,080 -Just find me a band, Gary. It's my birthday. 336 00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:14,160 -Oh! How about Tony! Toni! Toné!? 337 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:16,190 -Okay. Yeah, yeah. You know somebody in the band? 338 00:12:16,190 --> 00:12:18,140 -Yeah. Tony... 339 00:12:18,140 --> 00:12:19,210 a little bit. 340 00:12:19,210 --> 00:12:21,160 He may not be taking my calls. 341 00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:25,000 -Dirk: Hey, Brit. 342 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:28,220 Well, Gil has yet to get that coyote out of the bathroom. 343 00:12:28,220 --> 00:12:31,030 It's already bitten Jeb twice. 344 00:12:31,030 --> 00:12:35,020 -You know, Gil's girlfriend is becoming a real problem. 345 00:12:35,020 --> 00:12:36,190 We should just kill her. 346 00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:38,020 -What? 347 00:12:38,020 --> 00:12:40,040 -She's distracting Gil from his job. 348 00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:41,090 And you know what? 349 00:12:41,090 --> 00:12:43,070 I'm sick of just letting crazy shit 350 00:12:43,070 --> 00:12:45,000 happen around here, Dad. 351 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,190 There is no way Gil raw-dogging a lake monster 352 00:12:47,190 --> 00:12:49,030 ends well for any of us. 353 00:12:49,030 --> 00:12:52,110 Let's just lure it to Riggle's party... 354 00:12:52,110 --> 00:12:53,190 and kill it. 355 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:56,070 -Darn it. 356 00:12:56,070 --> 00:12:58,150 I hate how much sense that makes. 357 00:12:58,150 --> 00:12:59,230 -Preggers: Put your back into it! 358 00:12:59,230 --> 00:13:02,020 (grunts) Put an elbow into it! 359 00:13:02,020 --> 00:13:04,220 Come on! Okay! 360 00:13:04,220 --> 00:13:06,130 (grunting) 361 00:13:08,090 --> 00:13:09,190 -Next! 362 00:13:11,060 --> 00:13:13,160 -How did you get all these men to volunteer? 363 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,010 -Craigslist, bro. 364 00:13:15,010 --> 00:13:17,170 -Come-- Come on! Weak Hands, you're outta here! 365 00:13:17,170 --> 00:13:19,030 Get outta here! 366 00:13:19,030 --> 00:13:20,110 Come on, Flannel. You're up. 367 00:13:21,110 --> 00:13:23,210 -I'm down to zero RSVPs. 368 00:13:23,210 --> 00:13:25,170 Gary, make it better. 369 00:13:25,170 --> 00:13:27,050 -I am. Check this out. 370 00:13:27,050 --> 00:13:28,120 Sending out a brand-new e-vite 371 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:29,220 from a different e-mail address 372 00:13:29,220 --> 00:13:31,130 to avoid any confusion. -(sighs) 373 00:13:31,130 --> 00:13:33,230 -You know, Rob, I think we learned a very important lesson here today. 374 00:13:33,230 --> 00:13:35,120 That anything you say on social media 375 00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:37,110 can and will be taken out of context. 376 00:13:37,110 --> 00:13:40,020 -I hear you and respect you. 377 00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:41,150 -Ooh! Check it out! 378 00:13:41,150 --> 00:13:43,030 We got one RSVP already. 379 00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:45,030 -Hey! -Yeah! (laughing) 380 00:13:45,030 --> 00:13:46,200 It's from Brian Urlacher. 381 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:49,220 -Oh, God, not Urlacher! You know what? 382 00:13:49,220 --> 00:13:52,100 I'm gonna tweet that piece of shit good right now. 383 00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:53,140 -Light him up, Rigs! 384 00:13:53,140 --> 00:13:56,130 -"Brian Urlacher was the first 385 00:13:56,130 --> 00:13:59,200 "to respond to my birthday invite. 386 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:01,170 What an eager dweeb." 387 00:14:01,170 --> 00:14:04,030 -Yeah, hit send. Boom! -Send! (laughs) 388 00:14:04,030 --> 00:14:05,150 -Hit him again! All caps! 389 00:14:05,150 --> 00:14:06,190 -Okay, yeah. 390 00:14:06,190 --> 00:14:10,030 "First responders are the biggest dorks in the world." 391 00:14:10,030 --> 00:14:11,130 -(laughs) Bam! 392 00:14:11,130 --> 00:14:13,100 You know what's funny about that? 393 00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:15,060 Is first responders are traditionally, like, 394 00:14:15,060 --> 00:14:17,000 firemen, paramedics, lifesaving heroes, 395 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,020 and you just totally put them on blast, too. 396 00:14:19,020 --> 00:14:20,200 You're on fire! 397 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:22,110 -(computer chiming repeatedly) 398 00:14:24,190 --> 00:14:27,200 -(shouts) Motherfucker! -(birds cawing) 399 00:14:35,140 --> 00:14:37,040 -Gil. 400 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:39,090 -I told you, Brit. I make my own hours. 401 00:14:39,090 --> 00:14:41,170 If you have a problem with it, take it up with Riggle. 402 00:14:41,170 --> 00:14:43,140 -Riggle is actually why I'm here. 403 00:14:43,140 --> 00:14:45,200 Um, I was wondering if you were going to his party tonight. 404 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:48,110 -No. I heard Sum 41 dropped out. 405 00:14:48,110 --> 00:14:52,170 Besides, me and my sea lady just want a quiet day alone... 406 00:14:52,170 --> 00:14:54,170 for sex. What? Yeah. 407 00:14:54,170 --> 00:14:56,060 -Well, Rob told me 408 00:14:56,060 --> 00:14:58,140 he specifically wanted to meet your girlfriend. 409 00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:01,210 -Big Rig said that? -Oh, yeah. 410 00:15:01,210 --> 00:15:04,020 He said he wants to give his blessing to the union. 411 00:15:04,020 --> 00:15:06,040 -Wow. 412 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:07,200 I won't let Rob down. 413 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:09,150 We'll both see you tomorrow. 414 00:15:09,150 --> 00:15:11,140 But promise me one thing, Brit Brit. 415 00:15:11,140 --> 00:15:13,030 Everyone will be nice to her, right? 416 00:15:13,030 --> 00:15:14,160 -Oh, my gosh. Are you kidding? 417 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:16,090 Everyone's gonna be so nice. 418 00:15:16,090 --> 00:15:18,190 They'll practically kill her with kindness. 419 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:26,060 -Great. 420 00:15:27,090 --> 00:15:28,220 ♪ ♪ 421 00:15:36,180 --> 00:15:38,170 -Rob Riggle, star of The Lorax 422 00:15:38,170 --> 00:15:41,230 and Ski Master 6: Rise of the Haters, 423 00:15:41,230 --> 00:15:45,020 is embroiled in yet another Twitter controversy. 424 00:15:45,020 --> 00:15:48,040 Just hours after accidentally tweeting support 425 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:50,090 for a gourmet dog-eating event, 426 00:15:50,090 --> 00:15:52,110 Riggle posted this... 427 00:15:52,110 --> 00:15:56,100 "First responders are the biggest dorks in the world!" 428 00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:58,040 Riggle's manager, Gary G, insists 429 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,100 that this is also being taken out of context. 430 00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:02,200 But, really, how likely is that? 431 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:05,190 We ask our farcical scenarios expert, 432 00:16:05,190 --> 00:16:07,200 Paula Espizito. Paula? 433 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,110 -(big band music playing) 434 00:16:16,230 --> 00:16:19,170 -Dude, I thought your stupid tweet was gonna wreck this party, 435 00:16:19,170 --> 00:16:21,200 but not bad. 436 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:23,020 -Are you kidding me? 437 00:16:23,020 --> 00:16:24,050 I guess it's official. 438 00:16:25,060 --> 00:16:26,110 No one likes me anymore. 439 00:16:27,110 --> 00:16:28,180 -Somebody likes you, bro. 440 00:16:28,180 --> 00:16:29,190 -Oh, God. 441 00:16:29,190 --> 00:16:31,070 -Whoa! Brian Urlacher? 442 00:16:31,070 --> 00:16:33,000 Hall of Famer Brain Urlacher? 443 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,180 Oh, my gosh! 444 00:16:34,180 --> 00:16:36,200 You look even cooler in person. 445 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:38,060 -Thank you. 446 00:16:38,060 --> 00:16:41,020 I wouldn't miss my good buddy's special day for anything. 447 00:16:41,020 --> 00:16:42,050 Here, where should I put this? 448 00:16:42,050 --> 00:16:44,190 -Oh, you can put it right over there on the gift table. -Brian: Thanks. 449 00:16:44,190 --> 00:16:45,200 -What are you doing? 450 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:48,070 -That guy is cool. He exudes cool. 451 00:16:48,070 --> 00:16:49,070 -Rob: All right. 452 00:16:51,050 --> 00:16:52,190 -Great stage show, Rob. 453 00:16:52,190 --> 00:16:54,110 -Hey, thanks, Bri! 454 00:16:54,110 --> 00:16:56,060 (mutters) Son of a bitch. 455 00:16:56,060 --> 00:16:58,110 Hey, I thought we were supposed to get the New York Dancettes. 456 00:16:58,110 --> 00:17:01,000 -Yeah, the Dancettes refused to perform 457 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,080 except for this one. 458 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:03,120 She's desperate. 459 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:05,020 Her son needs a liver transplant. 460 00:17:05,020 --> 00:17:06,050 I know a guy. 461 00:17:06,050 --> 00:17:07,090 It's not a human liver. 462 00:17:07,090 --> 00:17:08,170 -Jesus! 463 00:17:08,170 --> 00:17:10,070 -(whispers) She'll never know. 464 00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:12,090 -Preggers: Son of a dick. 465 00:17:12,090 --> 00:17:14,080 Urlacher got in. 466 00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:16,220 I was supposed to keep him out with extreme prejudice. 467 00:17:16,220 --> 00:17:18,210 I let Rob down. 468 00:17:18,210 --> 00:17:20,080 I guess that's my life now. 469 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:22,090 I'm just cursed to show off a sweet ass, 470 00:17:22,090 --> 00:17:24,060 but never kick one again. 471 00:17:24,060 --> 00:17:25,140 -How will you pee? 472 00:17:25,140 --> 00:17:27,010 -Chauncey, it's a wet suit. 473 00:17:27,010 --> 00:17:29,100 Okay, it's built for peeing in. 474 00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:31,140 -You're peeing right now, aren't you? -Hundred percent. 475 00:17:31,140 --> 00:17:34,220 Uh-oh. Regretting that one, though. 476 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:38,040 -Okay, honey, I, uh, finally found that cattle prod you needed. 477 00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:39,130 -Ah! -What do you need it for? 478 00:17:39,130 --> 00:17:41,130 -Gil's girlfriend, to kill her. 479 00:17:41,130 --> 00:17:42,230 -With a cattle prod? 480 00:17:42,230 --> 00:17:44,100 -Yeah, it might take some time, 481 00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:46,100 but trust me, it'll get the job done. 482 00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:49,030 -Thank you, everyone, and thank you, Janice. 483 00:17:49,030 --> 00:17:50,040 -(applause) 484 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:51,140 -And now for our next act, 485 00:17:51,140 --> 00:17:54,150 we have one quarter of the barbershop quartet, 486 00:17:54,150 --> 00:17:56,010 Barry and the Tones. 487 00:17:56,010 --> 00:17:57,190 -(applause) 488 00:17:59,180 --> 00:18:01,140 -(pitch pipe hums) 489 00:18:03,050 --> 00:18:05,010 ♪ Good old... ♪ 490 00:18:05,010 --> 00:18:07,040 ♪ Time ♪ 491 00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:08,220 ♪ Good old... ♪ 492 00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:11,120 ♪...mertime, stroll... ♪ 493 00:18:12,140 --> 00:18:15,090 ♪ ...dy lane, with... ♪ 494 00:18:15,090 --> 00:18:18,150 ♪ Baby mine, oh ♪ 495 00:18:18,150 --> 00:18:21,170 ♪ Yours, that's... ♪ 496 00:18:21,170 --> 00:18:24,140 ♪ Good sign, she's... ♪ 497 00:18:25,170 --> 00:18:28,000 ♪ In the good old... ♪ 498 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,090 -Happy Riggle Day, everybody. 499 00:18:29,090 --> 00:18:32,020 -Oh, and you were afraid no one was gonna show up. 500 00:18:32,020 --> 00:18:35,080 -Everyone, meet Tabitha. 501 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:36,140 She's my girlfriend. 502 00:18:36,140 --> 00:18:38,020 -(quietly) It's a pile of seaweed. 503 00:18:38,020 --> 00:18:40,170 -Oh, this is so sad. 504 00:18:40,170 --> 00:18:42,080 -Well, say hello. 505 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,110 -Rob: Uh... 506 00:18:47,170 --> 00:18:49,110 Hello, Tabitha. 507 00:18:49,110 --> 00:18:51,060 -Well, what should we do? We can't kill it. 508 00:18:51,060 --> 00:18:53,000 -(sighs) I know. 509 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,130 I'm as bummed as you are. 510 00:18:54,130 --> 00:18:57,140 -Hey, Tabitha. I'm Brian. 511 00:18:57,140 --> 00:19:00,120 -♪ In good old... mertime ♪ 512 00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:02,020 -This is a goddamn disaster. 513 00:19:02,020 --> 00:19:03,060 -Or is it? 514 00:19:03,060 --> 00:19:06,140 I saw a bunch of people outside who look ready to par-tay. 515 00:19:06,140 --> 00:19:09,170 -Crowd (chanting): Riggle sucks! Riggle sucks! 516 00:19:09,170 --> 00:19:12,160 Riggle sucks! Riggle sucks! 517 00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:15,210 Riggle sucks! Riggle sucks! 518 00:19:15,210 --> 00:19:17,150 Riggle sucks! 519 00:19:17,150 --> 00:19:20,050 Riggle sucks! -Guys and gals, 520 00:19:20,050 --> 00:19:22,060 thank you so much for coming to my party. 521 00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:24,170 -We're here to protest Riggle Day. 522 00:19:24,170 --> 00:19:25,180 -Oh, hold on. Hold on now. 523 00:19:25,180 --> 00:19:27,150 Come on. That was a mix-up. All right? 524 00:19:27,150 --> 00:19:31,030 I had no idea what that beautiful word meant on the Internet. 525 00:19:31,030 --> 00:19:33,220 -What about your tweet about the first responders, you son of a bitch? 526 00:19:33,220 --> 00:19:36,110 -Okay, well, I did not mean firefighters like you. 527 00:19:36,110 --> 00:19:40,150 I meant uncool nerds who RSVP immediately to invitations, huh? 528 00:19:40,150 --> 00:19:42,050 -Yeah, I do that, too, you jerk! 529 00:19:42,050 --> 00:19:43,220 -I say kill him! 530 00:19:43,220 --> 00:19:46,060 -Oh, hold on. Hey, take it easy, everybody. Just relax. 531 00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:48,140 -(chanting continues) -Damn it! Rob's in real trouble. 532 00:19:48,140 --> 00:19:50,010 -Preggers?! A little help?! 533 00:19:50,010 --> 00:19:53,160 -Wet suit or not, I'm comin' for you, Rob! 534 00:19:55,090 --> 00:19:58,200 -♪ Good times to... ♪ 535 00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:01,050 ♪ In the good old... ♪ 536 00:20:01,050 --> 00:20:03,140 ♪ ...mertime, ♪ 537 00:20:03,140 --> 00:20:05,140 ♪ Good old... ♪ 538 00:20:05,140 --> 00:20:08,020 ♪ Time, good old ♪ 539 00:20:09,020 --> 00:20:12,160 ♪ ...mertime, stroll... ♪ 540 00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:14,140 ♪ ...dy lane with ♪ 541 00:20:15,210 --> 00:20:16,220 -(Preggers grunts) 542 00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:20,150 -You know what? 543 00:20:20,150 --> 00:20:21,220 This party isn't so bad. 544 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,030 -Shit yeah, Rob. 545 00:20:24,030 --> 00:20:25,120 -Shit, yeah! 546 00:20:26,150 --> 00:20:29,190 -All in all, not my worst birthday ever. 547 00:20:29,190 --> 00:20:32,070 That would probably be the day I was actually born. 548 00:20:32,070 --> 00:20:34,030 I slipped out of the doctor's hands, 549 00:20:34,030 --> 00:20:36,140 and went face-first into my mom's beav again. 550 00:20:36,140 --> 00:20:37,150 -Cool. -Gary: Great story. 551 00:20:37,150 --> 00:20:39,010 -At least no one died this time. 552 00:20:39,010 --> 00:20:40,020 -Actually, that's not true. 553 00:20:40,020 --> 00:20:41,100 Another funny story. 554 00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:43,020 You guys remember Gaston LeBone? 555 00:20:43,020 --> 00:20:45,080 Well, apparently, he was mauled to death 556 00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:47,130 by a bichon uprising. 557 00:20:47,130 --> 00:20:51,130 I'm told it's one of the more adorable bloodbaths on record. 558 00:20:51,130 --> 00:20:53,060 -(dogs barking) -Ah! Stay back! 559 00:20:53,060 --> 00:20:54,160 -(bones crunching) -(screams) 560 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:57,170 No! (screams) 561 00:20:57,170 --> 00:20:59,230 -That guy was a character, wasn't here? -Oh God, yes. 562 00:20:59,230 --> 00:21:01,200 -Anyway, we're all clear on that story, right? 563 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:03,000 -Yeah, I think we're clear. 564 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,190 Uh, an insane misunderstanding that could only happen to you, 565 00:21:05,190 --> 00:21:07,120 you blame on Brian Urlacher, 566 00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:09,030 a canoe-loving football player, 567 00:21:09,030 --> 00:21:10,090 with absolutely no proof. 568 00:21:10,090 --> 00:21:12,040 -Exactly, and you thought my birthday was fun. 569 00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:13,050 Whoa-ho-ho. 570 00:21:13,050 --> 00:21:15,020 Up next, was graduation, 571 00:21:15,020 --> 00:21:17,190 and our big stunt showcase finale. 572 00:21:17,190 --> 00:21:20,110 And let me tell you, nothing could go wrong. 573 00:21:20,110 --> 00:21:23,060 -Spoiler alert. It did. 574 00:21:23,060 --> 00:21:26,040 -♪ Now is the time ♪ 575 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:27,180 ♪ The lake is the place ♪ 576 00:21:27,180 --> 00:21:29,050 -Yeah, Rob. 577 00:21:29,050 --> 00:21:30,190 -Rob: Shit, yeah, Preggers. 578 00:21:30,190 --> 00:21:32,150 -What? 579 00:21:32,150 --> 00:21:34,090 Looking at her? No! I-- 580 00:21:34,090 --> 00:21:35,220 I was not staring at her body. 581 00:21:35,220 --> 00:21:37,040 Oh, honey! 582 00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:39,070 Baby, come on! 583 00:21:39,070 --> 00:21:40,190 Are we breaking up? 584 00:21:41,230 --> 00:21:44,160 -♪ It's really great to be at ♪ 585 00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:46,180 ♪ Ski Master Academy ♪ 586 00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:51,000 ♪ Rob Riggle's Ski Master Academy ♪ 587 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,090 ♪ We will kick your ass ♪ 588 00:21:53,090 --> 00:21:55,070 -(roars) 589 00:21:55,070 --> 00:21:57,000 -Right on time. 41370

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