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* Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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* Nothing to rearrange
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* Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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* Like you need
some kind of change
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* No matter what
the odds are this time
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* Nothing's going
to stand in my way
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* This flame in my heart
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* Like a long-lost friend
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* Gives every dark street
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* A light at the end
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* Standing tall
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* On the wings of my dreams
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* Rise and fall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* Through the rain and thunder
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* The wind and haze
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* I'm bound for better days
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* It's my life and my dream
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* And nothing's going
to stop me now *
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BALKI: (SINGING)
* Put on your Sunday clothes
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* Get out the brilliantine
and dime cigars
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* We're gonna find adventure
in the evening air *
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Balki, I have great news.
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* Girls in white
in the perfumed night
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* Where the lights are bright
as the stars
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* Put on your Sunday clothes
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* In one of those new
horse-drawn open cars
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* We'll see the shows
at Delmonicos
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* And we'll close the town
in a whirl
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* And we won't come home
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* And we won't come home
Until we've kissed a girl *
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That was fun, huh?
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Well, at least we're not
doing Cats any more.
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(BALKI HUMMING)
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Oh, uh, Balki.
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I have great news.
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My name was mentioned
at the weekly editors' meeting.
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I'm not sure but I think
they're going to give me
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a big assignment.
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Cousin, that's wonderful!
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How you did get
into the editors' meeting?
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Well, I wasn't exactly
in the meeting.
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I was near the meeting.
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Cousin, you were listening
through the vent
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in the men's room again,
weren't you?
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Uh, you're right.
I shouldn't do that.
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When somebody
turns on the hand dryer,
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you can't hear a thing.
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Appleton!
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Yes, sir, Mr. Wainwright?
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Your name was mentioned
at the editors' meeting.
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He knows that
and he would know why
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if you would just get rid
of that noisy hand dryer.
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Balki.
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I have a special assignment
for you.
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A special assignment?
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I want you to interview
Uncle Shaggy.
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-Uncle Shaggy?
-Uncle Shaggy?
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He's the host
on that kids' TV show.
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Uncle Shaggy's Dog House.
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It's the show's
tenth anniversary.
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First aired March 10th, 1980.
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Appleton, Bartokomous seems
to know more about this
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than you do.
You'd better take him with you.
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Yes! Yes! Take him with you!
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Cousin, you-you were right.
He is give you
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the best assignment
you ever have.
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Balki, I'm interviewing a man
who wears a dog suit.
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(KIDS MUSIC PLAYING)
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Well, that's the end
of our run in the park.
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(IMITATING DOG HOWLING)
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Now it's time to look
in Uncle Shaggy's mailbox.
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Today's letter is
from Ryan Douglas, age six.
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And he wants to know...
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Cousin, cousin, it's him.
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It's Uncle Shaggy in the fur.
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He's at the magic mailbox.
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Maybe he'll read my letter.
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Come on, Balki. Concentrate.
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I really need your help here.
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Uh, now, how about
this for a title?
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"Uncle Shaggy,
My Life As A Dog."
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(GASPS)
No!
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Been done.
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Balki, this is hopeless.
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Cousin, remember what
Uncle Shaggy always says?
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(IMITATING UNCLE SHAGGY)
"A difficult task
falls into place
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when you start that job
with a smile on your face."
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(IMITATING DOG HOWLING)
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And that's why
we always brush our teeth.
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Okay, boys and girls,
one more game of leap dog
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then Uncle Shaggy has to say,
"So long!"
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(IMITATING DOG HOWLING)
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(IMITATING DOG HOWLING)
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-Say goodbye, Hot Dog.
-Hoof-woof!
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Bye-bye, boys and girls.
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(IMITATING DOG HOWLING)
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And we're off the air.
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Okay, everyone, that's a wrap.
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Frenchie, you're looking
a little chunky.
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Lay off the table scraps.
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(GROWLING)
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Yeah, excuse me.
Uh, Uncle Shaggy?
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My name is, uh, Larry Appleton
from the "Chicago Chronicle."
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And this is Balki Bartokomous.
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Pleased to meet you.
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that it's you.
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I watch your show every week.
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Good dog, Uncle Shaggy.
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Ohhh.
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(LAUGHING)
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Uncle Shaggy, do you mind
if I sniff around your house?
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Not at all.
Make yourself at home.
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Uh, he's your biggest fan.
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Cousin, look,
it's Uncle Shaggy's Frisbee
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and his favorite sneaker. I...
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I can't believe
I'm actually holding things
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that have been
in Uncle Shaggy's mouth.
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Well, I can see how that would
be very special for you, Balki.
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Oh, yeah, Balki, look,
did you see the park?
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Well, why don't you go
for a run in the park?
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That'd be fun, eh?
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I'll go through the doggie door.
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So, that's Balki Bartokomous.
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My producer said something
about an interview?
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Well, yeah, my paper
would like to do a piece
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on your tenth anniversary.
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Oh, that's great.
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then we can talk,
but don't bring the camera.
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I'm never photographed
without my makeup.
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Well, it might be fun
for the kids to see
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what you really look like.
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Okay, I won't take any pictures.
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I'll see you in ten minutes
for the interview.
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But no cameras.
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Okay, no cameras, no pictures.
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Thanks.
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I gotta get a picture.
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Cousin!
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(PANTING)
Thank you.
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I just did 0 to 60
in 9.2 seconds.
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Cousin, the canine couch.
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Do you think Uncle Shaggy
allows humans on it?
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Let's take a chance.
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(SIGHS)
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Cousin, look.
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Uncle Shaggy sheds.
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Balki, I just had a great idea
for an angle on this story.
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Male pattern baldness in dogs?
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No. No.
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Oh, I don't know.
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You know, I think a great angle
on this story would be
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to get a picture of Uncle Shaggy
without his makeup.
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Cousin, that's a great idea.
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The man behind the nose
and ears.
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Yeah.
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Too bad we can't get
the picture.
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Why not?
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a little camera shy
especially around reporters.
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If only there was someone
who wasn't a reporter.
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Someone who's a big fan of his.
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Someone who could get a picture
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Ooh, what a story that would be.
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Right up there with the tearing
down of the Berlin Wall.
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Wait a minute.
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Are you saying that if you were
to hang around Uncle Shaggy
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after the interview,
distract him with some
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idle fan chatter,
and then at the right moment,
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and this is the important part,
Uncle Shaggy must not know
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what you are doing,
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I must have blacked out.
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(STAMMERING)
I didn't hear me say that.
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Well, Balki,
that is a great idea.
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Well, thank you very much.
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(STAMMERING) I do try.
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Too bad it wouldn't work.
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-Why? Why not?
-Well, it just wouldn't work.
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But you just said
it was a great idea.
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You have plenty of great ideas
that don't work.
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Why I can't have one?
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Well, Balki, you can't
take the picture.
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-You're not a real reporter.
-Well, I...
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-Let me take the picture.
-No.
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Please. I want
to take the picture.
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-I want to take the picture.
-No, no.
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-Please.
-No.
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Well, okay.
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Thank you.
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I owe you one.
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"Story by Larry Appleton.
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"Photo by Balki Bartokomous."
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Sounds pretty good, huh?
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Cousin, it's muzak in my ears.
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Thank you again for giving me
my first photo opportunity.
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Well, you don't have
to thank me.
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The cufflinks and the money clip
were enough.
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(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
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Well, Uncle Shaggy,
what a surprise!
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Uncle Shaggy,
welcome to our home.
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You want to get on our sofa?
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You want to chew my sneaker?
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I'm not here for fun.
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How dare you print this picture?
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Uh-oh.
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I didn't capture your best side?
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I could take another one.
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You had no business
taking this one, Balki.
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Oh, come on, Shaggy.
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I know you're a little sensitive
about the makeup thing
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but you're a public person.
This is great publicity for you.
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Yeah, great publicity.
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Because of this picture,
I've been fired.
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They fired you
because of this picture?
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I, uh, all right.
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It's a little out of focus
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and the lighting's dim but...
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I got fired because
somebody recognized me
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from this picture
and called the station.
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(SIGHS)
I have a prison record.
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Don't tell me. Jailhouse Rock?
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I love that record.
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Balki. Balki, a prison record
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doesn't mean a recording.
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It means he was in prison.
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Why you were in prison?
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I tried to get out of it
by writing bad checks.
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I thought my past was behind me
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and it was
until you printed this picture.
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Well, they can't
fire you for something
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you did 20 years ago.
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Tell that to the producer.
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So tomorrow's my last day
in the Dog House.
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Why did you do this? I told you
I didn't want my picture taken.
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-Cousin, he told you that?
-I'm sorry.
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This is all my fault.
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I thought I could trust you.
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I guess I was wrong.
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Cousin, we can't let them
do that to Uncle Shaggy.
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I feel terrible but there's
nothing we can do about it.
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Yes. Yes, there is.
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We can go right down
to that TV studio
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and talk to Uncle Shaggy's
producer.
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And if she thinks
she's going to fire Uncle Shaggy
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she'll have to do it
over my dumb body.
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Cousin, there she is.
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There's the producer.
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Now we have to go talk to her.
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Balki, now I know
this means a lot to you.
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I know you're upset.
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But remember,
you have to stay calm.
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Well, of course, I will.
Don't be ridiculous.
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Please don't fire Uncle Shaggy!
Please, please, please, please!
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00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:43,350
Why is this person
wrapped around my feet?
254
00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:46,353
Uh, I'm Larry Appleton
from the "Chicago Chronicle"
255
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,888
and, uh, this is
Balki Bartokomous.
256
00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:54,294
We came down to talk
about Uncle Shaggy.
257
00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:57,097
We really don't think
you should take him off the air.
258
00:14:57,164 --> 00:14:59,266
I'm not taking Uncle Shaggy
off the air.
259
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:01,268
Well, that was easy.
260
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:07,040
The Uncle Shaggy show stays.
261
00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:09,442
I'm just getting
a different actor to play him.
262
00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:12,212
We'd like to see the old
Uncle Shaggy keep his job.
263
00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:14,881
Are you crazy?
He's a convicted felon!
264
00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:17,917
I don't want any controversy.
I'm replacing him.
265
00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:22,355
But you cannot!
266
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:25,959
Uncle Shaggy is more than
just a pair of floppy ears.
267
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:27,694
More than a set of whiskers.
268
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:28,962
More than a press-on nose.
269
00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:30,397
-More than a tail!
-(GASPS)
270
00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:33,000
(CLEARS THROAT)
271
00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:34,701
What my friend is trying to say
272
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:37,037
is that Uncle Shaggy
has a special place
273
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:39,139
in the hearts of his fans.
274
00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:42,142
They're kids!
They'll get over it.
275
00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:51,118
(SIGHS)
276
00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:56,089
Well, we still have the power
of the press behind us.
277
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:05,565
I'm gonna write an article
exposing this whole thing.
278
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:07,967
No, cousin, we don't have time
to wait for an article.
279
00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:09,502
We have do something today.
280
00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:10,770
Well, Balki,
what are we gonna do?
281
00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:12,105
Go on TV and tell the kids
282
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:13,573
that Uncle Shaggy
has been eighty-sixed?
283
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,608
I don't think
his age is the issue.
284
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,381
But we could go on TV
and tell the kids
285
00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:23,683
that Uncle Shaggy
has been fired.
286
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,318
Balki, we can't do that.
287
00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:37,230
We could if we were dogs.
288
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:40,633
-Oh, no. No, no.
-Oh!
289
00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:51,778
Psst!
290
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,526
I don't believe this.
291
00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:08,861
First, I have to interview
a man in a dog suit.
292
00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:11,231
Now I am a man in a dog suit.
293
00:17:11,298 --> 00:17:14,801
MAN 1: We're back in five,
four, three, two...
294
00:17:18,004 --> 00:17:19,939
Wasn't that some great cartoon?
295
00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:21,808
(LAUGHING)
296
00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:23,976
(DISTANT BARKING)
297
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:30,117
Uh-oh.
298
00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:32,219
(IMITATING DOG WHIMPERING)
299
00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:14,327
(IMITATING DOG HOWLING)
300
00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:16,696
Well, boys and girls
301
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:19,799
it looks like
Frenchie and Hot Dog
302
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:21,834
are not themselves today.
303
00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:25,438
So I think Uncle Shaggy's
gonna have to run to the park...
304
00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:27,807
Alone!
305
00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:41,488
Didn't you hear me,
Frenchie and Hot Dog?
306
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:44,291
I said I'm going
to the park alone.
307
00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:46,259
But, Uncle Shaggy... Whoa!
308
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:50,530
Time for a commercial,
boys and girls.
309
00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:52,899
Let's hear from Water Wonder
Backyard Pools.
310
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:57,837
Remember, kids, Water Wonder
is impervious to mildew and rot.
311
00:18:57,904 --> 00:19:00,607
We're in the commercial.
312
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:03,109
-Haven't you done enough?
-Uh, listen, Shaggy.
313
00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:04,477
We're here
because we want to tell
314
00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:06,379
the kids at home
about what's going on.
315
00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:08,348
Oh, it's too late,
you make a mistake
316
00:19:08,415 --> 00:19:09,916
you pay for it
the rest of your life.
317
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,584
No, no, that's not true.
318
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,686
Come on, Uncle Shaggy,
you have to give the fans
319
00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:15,688
a chance to show
how much they love you.
320
00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:17,824
Look, I've got two minutes
of showtime left.
321
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:20,593
Let me finish it with some
dignity and get out of here.
322
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:23,530
Shaggy, you're on
in three, two...
323
00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:25,765
Welcome back,
puppies and hounds.
324
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:28,401
Frenchie and Hot Dog
were just leaving.
325
00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:31,604
No. No, wait a minute.
326
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,740
I have an important
announcement to make.
327
00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:40,112
Boys and girls,
are you listening?
328
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,548
Shaggy, 30 seconds.
329
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:44,684
A long time ago,
Uncle Shaggy was a bad dog
330
00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:48,154
but now he's a good dog
and, uh, they want to...
331
00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:50,490
to give his nose and ears
to somebody else
332
00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:53,493
but we cannot let
that happen because...
333
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:54,827
Balki, we're running
out of time.
334
00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:56,229
Uncle Shaggy... Ow!
335
00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:58,531
Listen, kids
and any parents out there.
336
00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:01,401
A long time ago,
Uncle Shaggy went to jail
337
00:20:01,468 --> 00:20:03,736
because of something
that he is very sorry he did.
338
00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:06,138
But that's behind him now
and he's changed his life.
339
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,674
But now his boss
want to fire him.
340
00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:10,176
-So if you love Uncle Shaggy...
-And we know you do.
341
00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:11,578
...then call this station
right now
342
00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:13,713
and tell them
that you want him to stay.
343
00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:20,653
MAN 1: And we're off the air.
344
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:21,888
Thanks, guys.
345
00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:24,424
Now everyone in the world
knows I'm an ex-con.
346
00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:39,806
Balki, you've barely
touched your food.
347
00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:42,008
I've never seen you turn up
your nose at pig snout.
348
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:47,480
I just, the thought of never
seeing Uncle Shaggy on TV again
349
00:20:47,547 --> 00:20:49,882
has made me lose my appetizers.
350
00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:55,588
Well, Balki, we did
everything we could.
351
00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:59,459
We put on dog suits. We sat up
and begged on television.
352
00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:02,862
It just didn't work.
353
00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:05,298
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
354
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:15,975
-Uncle Shaggy?
-Hi, Larry.
355
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:19,679
-Hi, Balki.
-Hi, Uncle Shaggy.
356
00:21:22,349 --> 00:21:24,216
They gave me my job back!
357
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:25,485
Oh!
358
00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:36,363
What happened?
359
00:21:36,429 --> 00:21:38,365
with hundreds of calls,
telegrams.
360
00:21:38,431 --> 00:21:40,533
Kids showed up
with picket signs.
361
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:42,969
It seems you were right.
I have lots of fans out there.
362
00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:45,738
Well, we tried to tell you that
but you wouldn't listen.
363
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,576
Hey, why you don't stay
364
00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:52,311
and we'll celebrate
with some pig snout?
365
00:21:52,379 --> 00:21:55,114
Uh, tempting
but I gotta go.
366
00:21:55,181 --> 00:21:57,316
I gotta go to the dry cleaners
and pick up my ears.
367
00:21:57,384 --> 00:21:58,918
Oh!
368
00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:01,053
I really want to thank you
for what you did.
369
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:03,055
You saved my tail.
370
00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:04,891
Well, it's the least
we could do.
371
00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:06,826
Oh!
372
00:22:06,893 --> 00:22:10,029
I thought you might like these.
373
00:22:13,966 --> 00:22:14,967
Swell.
374
00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:18,605
My own dog nose?
375
00:22:22,809 --> 00:22:24,477
(SOBBING)
I love this country.
376
00:22:26,379 --> 00:22:28,815
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