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* Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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* Nothing to rearrange
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* Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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* Like you need
some kind of change
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* No matter what
the odds are this time
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* Nothing's going
to stand in my way
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* This flame in my heart
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* Like a long-lost friend
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* Gives every dark street
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* A light at the end
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* Standing tall
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* On the wings of my dreams
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* Rise and fall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* Through the rain and thunder
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* The wind and haze
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* I'm bound for better days
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* And nothing's gonna
stop me now *
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Uh, hello, is this Johann
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Yeah. I can't use my fireplace.
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Uh, I need my chimney swept.
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Uh, my name is Larry Appleton,
711 Coldwell Avenue.
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Yeah. Oh and Johann, uh,
how much is this gonna cost me?
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without the, uh, top hat?
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You've heard that one
before, huh?
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All right, well,
I'll see you then.
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Thank you. Bye-bye.
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Cousin! Guess what I got.
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(SQUAWKING)
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Funny, funny story.
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You know when you see a parrot
and something clicks?
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And when the salesman saw
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that I was cuckoo
over this birdie,
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he give me
the birdie for free!
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Oh.
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Well, of course not.
Don't be ridiculous.
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Cousin, this is
a top-of-the-line,
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double-alloy, hand-forged
birdcage from Taipei.
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You don't get those for free.
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I see. How much did it cost?
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$250 out the door.
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Cousin, I am totally stoked!
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It's going to be great
for us to have a birdie.
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Whoa, Balki, we are not
going to have a birdie.
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This is your bird.
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I'll teach it how to talk.
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Is that really necessary?
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Oh, yes, cousin!
Oh.
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Cousin, I've always
wanted a pet
that could talk to me.
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In fact, on Mypos I taught
my hamster sign language.
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He was very good at it.
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Unfortunately,
he had very little to say.
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But I have high hopes
for Yeorgi.
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Yeah. I named him after
my favorite goat on Mypos.
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Yeah. Oh, well,
that's quite an honor.
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for your firstborn.
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Cousin, jump into
the 20th century.
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We don't name
our children after goats.
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We name them after sheep.
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(SERENE INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)
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Okay, Yeorgi,
a one, a two...
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One, two, three, four.
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* If you're blue
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* Why don't you go
where fashion sits
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(YEORGI SINGING)
* Puttin' on the Ritz *
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Wonderful!
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Good, good.
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YEORGI: Don't be ridiculous.
Don't be ridiculous.
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Okay, let's try it again.
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One, two, three...
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Balki.
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Balki, it's two o'clock
in the morning.
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Could you keep it down?
I'm trying to sleep.
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Oh, I'm sorry
for all the noise, cousin,
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but that's what happens
when birds of a feather
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party together.
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Hey, Balki,
this just isn't
working out.
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Cousin, what do you mean?
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The two of you
watching TV together,
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the two of you playing
board games together.
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Yeorgi helping you
with your homework.
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But it isn't cute anymore.
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I haven't slept
for the past four nights
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because of this stupid,
noisy bird.
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Cousin, cousin, cousin...
(YEORGI SQUAWKING)
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Don't talk like that
in front of Yeorgi.
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I don't want him exposed
to this negative energy.
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Balki, I'm not apologizing
to a bird.
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I don't do that.
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that in the two weeks
since we've had Yeorgi,
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you haven't once
picked him up
to play with him.
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In fact, I haven't seen you
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give him any
quality time at all.
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(SIGHS)
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Well, Balki, you're right.
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Uh, how could I have been
such an insensitive lout?
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You know,
why don't I take off
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a couple of days
from work next week
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and Yeorgi and I
could do some real bonding?
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I think that would go
a long way with him.
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I want to go to sleep.
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Now, do something
about Yeorgi before I do.
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Well, cousin, if that's
the way you feel, fine.
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But I have to tell you
this comes as a blow.
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I was hoping
my two best friends
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in the world
would hit it off.
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I know Yeorgi's
made an effort.
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(SQUAWKS)
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But it takes two, cousin.
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It takes two.
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So, I'll just keep Yeorgi
in my bedroom
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you won't be
able to hear him.
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Thank you. I'm going to sleep.
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Mm.
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Good night, shorty.
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That's it. That's it.
BALKI: No, no, no.
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No, no, cousin.
Cousin, cousin.
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Yeah, that's it.
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(SERENE INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)
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LARRY: Uh, yeah, hello?
Is this Johann
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from Jumpin' Jiminy
Chimney Sweeps?
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Yeah, listen, (STAMMERS)
you, you were just out
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to clean my chimney
and-and I just tried
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to start a fire
and the chimney
is still clogged.
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Yeah, could you send
somebody out right away?
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There's enough smoke in here
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for us to shoot a rock video.
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Oh, wow.
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There's enough smoke in here
to shoot a rock video.
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* What you need
is a big strong hand
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* To lift you
to your higher ground *
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Balki, we're not shooting
a rock video.
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I tried to start a fire again
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and the chimney
is still clogged.
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Cousin, have you seen Yeorgi?
He's not in his cage.
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Well, I try never to know
where Yeorgi is.
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Yeorgi?
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I must have left
the cage open
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Well, he's gotta
be here someplace.
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Yeah. He's probably
hiding from you.
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You don't like him
and he knows it.
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He does?
Yeah.
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Oh, what's he think
I'm gonna do?
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Pop him in the microwave?
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(GASPS)
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No. Balki. Balki.
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This is dinner.
(GASPING) Ugh!
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No, no. No, I mean,
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I mean, it's not Yeorgi.
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This isn't even
a bird we know.
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Well, I don't know.
The doors are closed.
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He's gotta be here somewhere.
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(WIND BLOWING)
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You left the window open!
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Well, Balki,
I just opened the window
to let the smoke out.
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Yeorgi!
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Yeorgi!
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Yeorgi!
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BALKI: Yeorgi!
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Yeorgi!
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Yeorgi.
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Yeorgi.
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Yeorgi.
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Phew.
BALKI: Yeorgi.
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Balki, you've been
out there for hours.
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You must be freezing.
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Now, you're coming in here
before you freeze to death.
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(GRUNTS)
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Balki.
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I am so, so sorry.
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(SIGHS)
You know...
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If I had known that
(STAMMERING)
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Yeorgi was
out of his cage,
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I never would've
opened the window.
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I'm sure that
Yeorgi has found
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some other
parrot-loving family
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and he'll be just fine
in his new home.
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(IN NASAL VOICE)
Don't close the window.
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Don't close the window.
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Balki? Balki?
Balki, what is it?
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What're you trying to say?
Don't close the window.
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We'll have to leave
the window open
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Balki, it's ten degrees
below zero outside.
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All the more reason
to leave the window open.
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He'll want to
get inside quickly.
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In fact,
I've got
to stay right here,
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to welcome him
when he comes home.
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Balki.
(BREATHING SHARPLY)
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Balki, what if Yeorgi
doesn't come home?
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Why he wouldn't come home?
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All his stuff is here.
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Besides, it's Friday night.
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He never misses
Stupid Pet Tricks
on Letterman.
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(SERENE INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)
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LARRY: Balki?
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Balki.
Yeah, cousin?
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Have you been
up all night?
Yeah.
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No, no sign of Yeorgi.
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But I did meet
a couple of nice pigeons.
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They're going to ask around.
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Balki, it's freezing in here.
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Eat your oatmeal, cousin.
It'll warm you up.
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Don't you think if Yeorgi
were gonna come back,
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he'd be here by now?
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I don't know, cousin.
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Single bird, big town...
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Listen, Balki,
sooner or later,
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you're gonna have
to face the fact
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that Yeorgi may be
gone for good.
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I have faith that Yeorgi
is going to come home.
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And let me tell you this,
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I'm not going to rest
until he does.
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Balki? Balki... Oh!
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All right. Come on. Come on.
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Come on.
You are exhausted.
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You're going to bed.
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No. Wait, wait, wait!
Wait, cousin.
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Cousin, cousin.
I can't.
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and welcome Yeorgi home.
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Thank you.
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I just hope he hasn't
hooked up with some crows
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and picked up bad habits.
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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Cousin?
Yeah.
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By the way,
I nailed the window open
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so the wind
wouldn't blow it shut.
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Good idea.
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(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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(WIND BLOWING)
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(GRUNTING)
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Hi, I'm going to the bakery.
Do you want any...
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Larry, it's freezing in here.
What's going on?
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Well, Yeorgi flew away
last night
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and Balki won't close
the window until
he comes back.
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Comes back?
It's ten below out there.
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Tell me about it.
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Oh, that's terrible. Poor Balki.
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Maybe, you should
get him another bird.
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Well, If you get him a bird
that looks just like Yeorgi,
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maybe he won't know
the difference.
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Um, nah. It wouldn't work.
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As soon as Balki found out
that the bird couldn't talk,
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he'd know it wasn't Yeorgi.
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coupled with the intense cold,
caused temporary amnesia.
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It happens with tropical birds.
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It does?
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Well, you believed it,
didn't you?
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You are devious.
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My friend Jack
owns a pet store.
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00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:52,632
I'll go down there,
see if he has
a bird like Yeorgi,
252
00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:55,869
if he does, I'll buy it
and your troubles are over.
253
00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:57,570
Jack?
254
00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:02,375
Larry! He's 79 years old.
Oh.
255
00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:04,477
How tall is he?
256
00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:09,282
Larry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
257
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:12,185
I'm freezing and I'm not
thinking straight.
258
00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:13,853
(STAMMERING) Just call me
as soon as you get back.
259
00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:15,422
I will.
260
00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:17,057
You know, um...
261
00:14:17,124 --> 00:14:19,192
you're kinda cute
when you're jealous.
262
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:30,403
And Larry,
don't worry about Jack.
263
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:33,040
You're a much better kisser
than he is.
264
00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:38,211
(COMICAL INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYS)
265
00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:43,083
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
266
00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:47,754
You found a bird?
267
00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:49,289
I'll be right up to get him.
268
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,194
I'm walking
off a cramp.
(GRUNTING)
269
00:14:57,564 --> 00:15:00,167
No sign of Yeorgi yet?
270
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:03,136
something's gonna
pop real soon.
271
00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:07,740
Cousin, the mandatory
29-hour waiting period is up.
272
00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:11,544
Yeorgi is officially
a missing pet.
273
00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:14,414
And that means there's only
one thing to be done.
274
00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:19,819
We have to pull out
275
00:15:19,886 --> 00:15:22,089
all the stops.
276
00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:24,491
We have to take
the bull by the corns.
277
00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:27,560
It's time...
278
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:31,098
for the Vingi Vingi Bingi.
279
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,969
"The Vingi Vingi Bingi?"
280
00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:38,505
The Vingi Vingi Bingi.
281
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:41,374
The Myposian chant
for runaway pets.
282
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,610
I didn't want
to use it earlier.
283
00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:51,084
It's quite potent.
284
00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:52,685
Well, I think
that's an excellent idea.
285
00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:53,987
Well, now, don't you...
286
00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:57,390
You do?
Oh, yeah.
287
00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,659
but I have a feeling
this one's gonna work.
288
00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:01,328
Yeah, I think,
there's a good chance
289
00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:03,663
that this chant
will bring back your bird.
290
00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:06,399
Great, cousin.
Then, you want
to join me?
291
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,168
You can do the backup.
I'll teach you the steps.
292
00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:10,403
Yeah, tempting, Balki,
but I gotta run.
293
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:14,007
Cousin, where're you going?
294
00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:15,675
And you know
how I love to watch that.
295
00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:18,845
(CHUCKLES)
296
00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:20,013
Five, six, seven, eight...
297
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:24,017
(GIBBERING)
298
00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:29,556
* Yaku siki ye ye
299
00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:32,059
(GIBBERING)
300
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:34,494
* Pedu pedu yuki
301
00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:37,164
* Vingi vingi vingi,
bingi yingi... *
302
00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:40,533
(GIBBERING)
303
00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:48,508
(UPBEAT SAXOPHONE
MUSIC PLAYING)
304
00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:54,314
Here we go.
305
00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:56,816
Good birdie. Good birdie. Yeah.
306
00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:58,285
Here we go. Good birdie.
307
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,019
Here we go. Yeah, come here.
308
00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:02,155
Come here. Come here. Come here.
309
00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:04,757
Yes, yes, good birdie.
Good birdie.
310
00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:06,659
All right now. All right.
311
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:08,795
Fly in to Balki. Okay?
312
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,197
LARRY: Fly in to Balki.
313
00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:11,464
Fly in to Balki.
314
00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:18,738
No, no, no. No, no, no.
315
00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:20,673
Come back. Come back.
316
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:22,175
No. Oh!
317
00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:24,177
Yes. Yes, come on,
come on, come on.
318
00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:25,878
Come on, come on. Yes.
319
00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:27,380
Come on, come on, come on.
320
00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:30,217
Oh! Come on. Come on.
321
00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:31,784
Come on, come on, come on.
322
00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:33,486
(SQUAWKS)
323
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:36,556
Come, birdie.
Come to Larry.
Come, come.
324
00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:38,024
(SQUAWKS)
325
00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:39,659
Come on.
(SQUAWKS)
326
00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:54,141
Come on.
327
00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:55,275
Yeorgi!
328
00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:57,277
Yeorgi! You came back.
329
00:17:57,877 --> 00:18:00,247
Yes. Yes!
330
00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:08,455
You know, you had me
worried sick.
331
00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:10,357
Now, go in there.
Go in there.
332
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,159
You get in your cage,
young man.
333
00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:13,426
Get in there.
334
00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:16,696
Now, I hope you know
335
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:19,532
it's going to be a long time
before I open this cage again.
336
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,834
That's a privilege
you're going to have to earn.
337
00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:27,307
so you'll know
what you put me through.
338
00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:30,009
Now, we say no more about it.
339
00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:32,212
The important thing
is you're okay.
340
00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:36,383
Cousin! Cousin!
Yeorgi came back!
341
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:39,619
Oh, my Lord!
It's a miracle.
342
00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:41,321
Well, I wouldn't believe it
if I wasn't seeing it
343
00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:44,056
with my own eyes.
Well, just, let me look
344
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:47,627
at the two of you
together again.
345
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:53,566
Great, okay,
let's close the window
346
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,335
and get this
place warmed up.
347
00:18:58,305 --> 00:18:59,772
BALKI: Come on, Yeorgi.
348
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:02,175
The first words I want
to hear out of your mouth are,
349
00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:03,543
"I'm sorry."
350
00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:10,149
(PANTING)
351
00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:14,120
Cousin, something's wrong.
352
00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:15,755
He's not talking.
353
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:18,090
Well, that's
easily explained.
354
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,927
The trauma of being lost,
coupled with the intense cold
355
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,094
caused temporary amnesia.
356
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,663
It happens
in tropical birds.
357
00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:27,600
It does?
Oh, sure. Ask Jennifer.
358
00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:31,938
I'm sure with some time
and loving care,
359
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,640
you can re-teach him.
360
00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:35,575
Cousin, I don't think
this is Yeorgi.
361
00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:37,444
Well, of course
it's Yeorgi.
362
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,646
What other bird
would be zany enough
363
00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:42,014
to fly around
in weather like this?
364
00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:44,817
You crazy bird, you.
365
00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:50,490
I don't know,
his body language
is different.
366
00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:54,461
And he seems to be carrying
more weight in his face.
367
00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:57,897
Well, he's probably
just retaining water.
368
00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:02,935
(SQUAWKING)
Buenos dias.
369
00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:09,642
Mi casa es su casa.
370
00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:14,514
Oh, yeah, oh, Balki,
didn't I tell you?
371
00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:17,517
Oh, no, he always
spoke Spanish.
372
00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:19,486
Hola. Como esta usted?
373
00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:24,824
You're not buying
any of this, are you?
374
00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:27,694
Cousin, who is this stranger
in Yeorgi's cage?
375
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:32,699
But he was with Yeorgi
when he died.
376
00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:35,535
Cousin!
Oh, all right,
Balki. Look.
377
00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:37,804
Oh, look, I asked Jennifer
to go out to a pet store
378
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:39,672
and buy a bird
that looked like Yeorgi
379
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,541
and then I came down
the fire escape
380
00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:43,810
and threw him
through the window.
381
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:46,546
I should have realized
you'd know the difference.
382
00:20:50,317 --> 00:20:52,051
Balki, what're you doing?
383
00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:53,586
I'm waiting for Yeorgi.
384
00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:55,622
Balki.
385
00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:02,795
Balki, listen to me.
386
00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:03,863
Look, Balki.
387
00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:07,099
Listen to me.
388
00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:09,469
Now, Yeorgi is not coming back.
389
00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:10,537
Now, I'm not saying that
390
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,171
anything bad
has happened to him.
391
00:21:12,238 --> 00:21:15,274
In fact, he might be with
a very nice family some place.
392
00:21:15,342 --> 00:21:18,478
But wherever he is,
he is not coming back here.
393
00:21:18,545 --> 00:21:20,980
Never, as in forever.
394
00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:23,416
He's history. He's dead.
395
00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:27,654
(SQUAWKS)
396
00:21:30,256 --> 00:21:32,291
YEORGI: Don't be ridiculous.
Don't be ridiculous.
397
00:21:34,427 --> 00:21:36,963
You came back.
You must be hungry.
398
00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:40,333
Here, here. Come here.
Come here. Come here.
399
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:41,801
Whoops. Come here.
400
00:21:43,169 --> 00:21:46,373
You see, cousin,
I told you he'd come back.
401
00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:47,974
Well, I don't believe it.
402
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,242
I really didn't think
there was a chance
403
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,311
we'd ever see Yeorgi again.
404
00:21:52,379 --> 00:21:54,981
Cousin, reciting
the Vingi Vingi Bingi
405
00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:56,048
works every time.
406
00:21:59,085 --> 00:22:03,289
And if you want to
believe the chant
407
00:22:03,356 --> 00:22:05,725
But those of us
in the civilized world
408
00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:08,495
know that this was
just a coincidence.
409
00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:11,964
(DOGS BARKING)
(CATS MEOWING)
410
00:22:17,136 --> 00:22:23,042
Oh, my Lord!
411
00:22:23,109 --> 00:22:24,644
Oh, really, cousin?
412
00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:26,913
Why, that's quite
a coincidence.
413
00:22:28,748 --> 00:22:31,918
(THEME MUSIC PASSAGE PLAYS)
414
00:22:36,623 --> 00:22:39,659
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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