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* Sometimes
the world looks perfect
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* Nothing to rearrange
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* Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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* Like you need
some kinda change
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* No matter what the odds
are this time
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* Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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* This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend
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* Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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* Standing tall
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* On the wings of my dreams
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* Rise and fall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* The rain and thunder
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* The wind and haze
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* I'm bound for better days
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* It's my life and my dream
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* Nothing's gonna
stop me now *
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LARRY: Come on,
Jennifer and Mary Anne.
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Just a little further.
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BALKI: Cousin...
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Why... Why did you
pick a cabin
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two miles away
from the rest of the group?
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Are you trying to add to
your frequent hiker's mileage?
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Balki, Balki, Balki.
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is way down the hill
playing volleyball,
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we'll be up here
with Jennifer and Mary Anne
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playing different games.
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Huh?
Ah!
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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BOTH: Ah...
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Ah...
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(LAUGHS)
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Stop it, stop it, stop it.
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What are we talking about?
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I'll explain it to you later.
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(SIGHS) I love
getting back to nature.
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I just wish it wasn't
so far out in the country.
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Hey, isn't this place great?
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Totally separate
from civilization.
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No television, no telephone--
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Cousin, look, a radio!
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I wonder, I wonder
if we could get
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W-A-N-E, Wane.
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Oh, that's my favorite station.
Let me try.
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(MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
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I reserved it way in advance
to make sure
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we had a nice,
private secluded cabin
all to ourselves.
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The damn toilet's backed up.
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I can't believe I'm stuck
in this crummy cabin.
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Gorpley, what are you
doing here?
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Would you believe it?
The idiots in my cabin
threw me out.
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Of course, we believe it,
Mr. Gorpley.
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Ooh, quiet, everybody.
There's a news bulletin.
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MAN ON RADIO:
Convicted killer,
Howard Mad Dog Kraus
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has escaped from prison.
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and is considered
extremely dangerous.
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He was last seen
in the vicinity
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of the Big Piney
National Forest.
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Wait a minute. We're in
the Big Piney National Forest.
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What if Mad Dog shows up here?
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Well, if he does,
nobody try to pet him.
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You know, uh,
maybe we better leave.
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We're very isolated up here.
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Oh, my God, I'm gonna die
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and I've already paid
this month's alimony.
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Let's get out of here.
Yeah, good idea.
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Wait, people.
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We came up here to have fun.
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Now don't tell me that you're
going to let our whole weekend
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be ruined by one six foot four,
bald-headed, psychotic killer?
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You're letting your fears
get the best of you.
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This happened once in Mypos.
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Bartokomous,
we have no time to listen
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to a stupid Mypos story.
Let's get out of here.
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Now, w-wait, wait a minute.
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ALL: No.
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Balki's right.
We're overreacting.
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I mean, this is a big forest.
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What are the chances
of Mad Dog
finding this cabin?
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Well, I'm gonna
lock the door,
just in case.
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All right.
I'll start dinner.
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By the time
the steaks are done,
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we'll all realize
how silly we're being.
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(GROWLING)
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It's Mad Dog Kraus.
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What are we gonna do?
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(POUNDING ON DOOR)
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(POUNDING ON DOOR)
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MAD DOG: Open up.!
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(DOOR RATTLING)
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Not you.
Not you, Mr. Gorpley.
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Somebody should stay
with the women.
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Thank you very much,
Mr. Gorpley.
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but I think we're going
to need you out here.
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Now, listen,
this is my idea.
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If Mr. Mad Dog comes in here
and kills all three of us
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then-then he might get tired
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and the girls can escape
while he's resting.
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(POUNDING ON DOOR)
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Oh! Oh, God.
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I gotta come up with a plan.
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It's a, it's a lucky thing
that door is good and thick.
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You have plenty of time
to think of something.
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Time's up.
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Oh, this is gonna be fun.
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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OFFICER: Go on.
Get him out of here.
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I can't believe you people
captured Mad Dog Kraus.
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You know, the last time
he was captured
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it took
half the National Guard.
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So, uh, how did you do it?
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(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
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You.
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You tell me what happened.
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And, uh,
try to stick to the facts.
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You know, sometimes
people get a little
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elaborate with their stories.
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We all came up here
on this crummy trip
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the newspaper sponsored.
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(SCOFFS)
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I was in the back
when I heard
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Balki, I can't believe it.
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You, me, Jennifer and Mary Anne
alone in a mountain cabin.
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You know what that means?
Well, of course, I do.
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I am ridiculous.
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You're going to try to trick
Jennifer into kissing you.
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Yeah.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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GORPLEY:
Then things got interesting.
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The babes came in.
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I don't know why
we have to have a cabin
so far away from Sam Gorpley?
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You know, this can
only mean one thing.
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Larry's going to try
to trick me
into kissing him again.
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BOTH: Ew!
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Look, cousin, a toaster.
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Wow.
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Cousin, get the bread.
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It just wouldn't be Friday
without toast.
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Well, I like my Friday toast
as much you do, Balki.
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But that's not a toaster.
It's a radio.
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(STUTTERS) A radio?
Where do you put the bread?
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I just killed a rattlesnake
in the bathroom.
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Anybody need a belt?
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Jennifer, Sam's here.
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Thank God,
a real man.
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He's mine.
I saw him first.
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I want him.
Girls, please.
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There's enough of me
to go around.
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BALKI: Mr. Gorpley.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
Welcome to our bingi bingi.
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You're just in time for dinner.
I hope you like bingi bingi.
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After dinner,
we're going to sit down
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in front of the bingi bingi...
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...and sing bingi bingi.
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Bingi bingi...
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and everything's still
bingi bingi.
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Oh, quiet, everybody.
There's a news bulletin.
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MAN ON RADIO:
Convicted killer,
Howard Mad Dog Kraus
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has escaped from prison
and is thought to be hiding
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in the Big Piney
National Forest.
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My God, I'm gonna die...
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And I've never been
with a woman.
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My God, I'm going to die
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and I've never even
bingi bingi.
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(BOTH CRYING)
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Guys.
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Guys, guys, guys,
get a grip.
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I'm okay.
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You're letting your fears
get the best of you.
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Mr. Gorpley's right
as usual.
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This same thing happened
once on Mypos.
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It was right after
the great cucumber famine.
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Or was it the tomato famine?
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Maybe it was the great
persimmon famine.
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Or maybe...
Many thanks.
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(SNAPS FINGERS)
Bartokomous.
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I don't have a bingi bingi.
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Bartokomous, the door
has a key in it.
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Appleton, shutters.
Oh!
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I locked the bingi bingi.
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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(GROWLING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(GASPING)
Mad Dog! Mad Dog!
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There! There!
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That's, um...
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For his sake,
I hope there's two of him.
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Let me handle this.
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Later.
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Hey, Mad Dog,
why don't you come here
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and take me on
if you're man enough?
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I love a man who challenges
psychotic killers.
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(POUNDING ON DOOR)
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MAD DOG: Open up!
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All right,
babes in the closet.
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I know you can get us
out of this, Sam.
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Don't hurt your hands, Sam.
You'll need them later.
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(GROWLING)
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Not you.
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Come on.
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(BOTH WHIMPERING)
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(POUNDING ON DOOR)
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MAD DOG: Open up.
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Oh, Mr. Gorpley,
you're our only hope.
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Can't you think of a plan
to save us?
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It's a lucky thing
the door is bingi bingi.
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(SCREAMS)
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Oh, this is gonna be fun.
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(GROWLING)
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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Looks like it's just between
the two of us, Mad Dog.
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(GROANS)
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There was a time when a name
like Mad Dog meant something.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Oh, God.
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Bingi bingi.
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Bingi bingi.
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Sam, take me.
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(SIGHS)
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OFFICER:
So you knocked out
Mad Dog Kraus with one punch?
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Yep, and that's pretty much
what happened.
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Then we called the police
and you guys showed up.
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Mr. Gorpley, I cannot believe
what you said about me.
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You know that I never,
under any circumstances
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would use bingi bingi
in a dependent clause.
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Officer,
I'm Larry Appleton,
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investigative reporter
from The Chicago Chronicle.
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If you want an objective,
unbiased account,
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I think I'm the man
to give it to you.
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Hey, hey.
Come on, come on.
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You're overreacting.
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Mad Dog is probably
nowhere near here.
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Cousin Larry's right,
as usual.
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Lead us, cousin,
and we will follow.
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Well, I'm locking the door,
just in case.
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Fine. Lock the door
if it will make you
feel better.
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I'll start dinner and
by the time the steaks are done,
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you'll all realize
how silly you're being.
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That's my cousin.
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Hey, is it any wonder
I love the guy?
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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(GROWLING)
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(GROWLING)
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Larry, didn't you see him?
That was Mad Dog Kraus.
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Calm yourself, Jennifer.
I saw him.
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This is nothing I can't handle.
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I bet he has a plan.
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You have a plan,
don't you, cousin?
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Of course
he has a plan.
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00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:21,161
Share it with us, cousin.
253
00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:24,497
Ladies, in the closet.
Gentlemen, prepare for battle.
254
00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:28,501
Not you, Gorpley.
255
00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:35,075
Cousin, what are you doing?
256
00:14:35,142 --> 00:14:37,244
I'm just getting him back
for that story he told.
257
00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:42,149
(POUNDING ON DOOR)
258
00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:44,117
Come on.
259
00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:49,422
Good plan, Appleton.
260
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:52,092
Good plan? Good plan?
261
00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:58,131
I'll have you know
it's a brilliant plan.
262
00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:03,503
It's my privilege to witness
his genius each and every day.
263
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:08,475
Balki, please.
Napoleon was a genius.
264
00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:11,311
I'm just a simple man
of great courage.
265
00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:14,014
(SCREAMS)
266
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:19,486
Oh, this is gonna be fun.
267
00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:22,522
Here. Here. Here's money.
Take it. Take it all.
268
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,324
And there's, uh,
women in the closet.
269
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:31,398
Balki, looks like
it's just you and me.
270
00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:36,303
Sorry, I got you into this,
buddy.
271
00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:38,071
Uh, Mad Dog,
could you give us a moment?
272
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:47,547
If I have to die,
this is the way I want to go.
273
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:51,051
Fighting at the side
of the bravest man I know.
274
00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:54,154
I kiss the ground you walk on.
275
00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:56,556
Did you just walk right there?
Yes, I did.
276
00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:03,230
Did you,
did you walk over here?
Yes, I did.
277
00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:08,601
All right, uh, come on, come on,
Balki, come on, come on.
278
00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:11,904
We've got a job to do.
279
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:14,074
Mad Dog, proceed.
280
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:15,408
(YELLING)
281
00:16:17,044 --> 00:16:20,280
All right, I was hoping
I wouldn't have to do this.
282
00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:22,082
(HIGH-PITCHED YELLING)
283
00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:28,055
Let him go. I know karate.
284
00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:30,723
Big deal. (SCOFFS)
285
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:36,596
(GRUNTS)
286
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:38,531
All right, I warned you.
287
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:40,933
Hyah!
288
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,469
(YELLING)
289
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:44,537
(SCREAMS)
290
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:48,108
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
291
00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:52,645
(SCREAMING)
292
00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:01,588
Cousin, I don't think
you hurt him.
293
00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:02,955
Oh, no?
294
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,291
(SNAPS FINGER)
295
00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:20,373
Larry, take me.
296
00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:29,549
I like my version better.
297
00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:34,821
Is there anyone here
that can tell me what happened
298
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,490
without turning himself
into Indiana Jones?
299
00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:42,395
Balki, could you tell me
what happened?
300
00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:45,398
Start at the very beginning.
301
00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:48,601
Well, uh, that would be
about four years ago
302
00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:50,937
when I first decided
to come to America.
303
00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:52,372
Sir, sir, sir.
304
00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:55,142
Could you skip ahead
to when Kraus came in?
305
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,444
Oh, uh, all right.
306
00:17:57,510 --> 00:18:04,817
But you're gonna,
you're gonna miss hearing
307
00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:07,554
Jennifer and Mary Anne
were hiding in the closet
308
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,656
when Mad Dog opened the door.
309
00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:14,561
I'm gonna kill you!
310
00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:17,330
BALKI: Uh, he seemed upset.
311
00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:22,169
Mr. Gorpley went to make sure
that Jennifer and Mary Anne
312
00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:23,903
were still safe
in the closet.
313
00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:25,305
(SCREAMING)
314
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:31,144
(STAMMERING) Look, uh,
now that you're here,
315
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:32,679
why-why don't you
just leave?
316
00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:34,481
And we won't tell
anyone that we saw you.
317
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:36,883
Cousin, cousin,
we-we couldn't do that.
318
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,918
That would be lying.
319
00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:42,722
(STUTTERS) However,
I do have a couple
of Myposian stories
320
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:46,159
that apply to this situation.
W-Would you like to hear them?
321
00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:47,727
No!
No!
322
00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:53,333
Let him go.
Why?
323
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,935
Well... Well, uh...
324
00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:57,804
I know karate.
325
00:18:57,870 --> 00:18:59,138
Ha!
326
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:02,275
Hyah!
327
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:10,450
Okay, I think
I'll kill you first.
328
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:14,721
(HIGH-PITCHED YELLING)
329
00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:23,363
Oh!
330
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:26,466
(SCREAMING)
331
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:29,502
(GRUNTING)
332
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:48,821
Whoa.
333
00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:53,860
(YELLING)
334
00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:58,498
(MAKES FIGHTING NOISES)
335
00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:02,669
(PANTING)
336
00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:13,480
Hyah!
337
00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:17,717
Cousin,
I think he's finished.
338
00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:23,556
Good.
339
00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:25,658
Because I think
I broke my hand.
340
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:28,295
Cousin, let me see.
341
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:29,696
(SCREAMS IN PAIN)
342
00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:40,840
Larry, take me home.
343
00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:43,910
What?
344
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:50,216
"Take me home"?
345
00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:52,719
Is that what you said?
Take me home?
346
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:55,922
Well, yeah.
347
00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:00,893
Balki, uh...
(STAMMERS)
348
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,396
Did everything happen
the way you said?
349
00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:05,498
Uh, I'm afraid so, cousin.
350
00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:07,834
Well, that,
that would explain this.
351
00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:14,841
...with him.
352
00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:16,509
Hey, look, if there's any kind
of reward involved
353
00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:17,944
I could come up
with a believable story.
354
00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:19,979
Maybe we can work out
some kind of arrangement.
355
00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:26,686
Well, cousin, sometimes
we remember things
356
00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:28,921
the way we wished
they had happened.
357
00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:31,524
I thought I was a hero.
358
00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:35,495
Well, you-you were.
359
00:21:35,562 --> 00:21:37,797
If you hadn't
distracted Mad Dog
360
00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:40,299
by letting him nearly
kill you...
361
00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:44,571
Then I wouldn't
have had enough time
362
00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:46,506
to go get the frying pan and
363
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,841
save your life.
364
00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:51,978
I'm very
proud of you, Larry.
365
00:21:55,515 --> 00:21:58,718
And I have all weekend
to show you how much.
366
00:22:03,723 --> 00:22:07,894
Well, I-I-I know
one thing we could do.
367
00:22:09,862 --> 00:22:11,598
Bingi bingi?
368
00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:14,567
You said it.
369
00:22:18,738 --> 00:22:20,507
Shall we?
370
00:22:20,573 --> 00:22:22,609
BOTH:
* You put your bingi in
371
00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:24,611
* You put your bingi out
372
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:26,613
* You put your bingi in
373
00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:28,948
* And you shake it all about *
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