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♪ Sometimes the world
Looks perfect
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♪ Sometimes you just
Get a feeling
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♪ Like you need
Some kind of change
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♪ No matter what
The odds are this time
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♪ Nothing's gonna stand
In my way
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♪ This flame in my heart
Like a long-lost friend
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♪ Gives every dark street
A light at the end
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♪ Standing tall
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♪ On the wings of my dream
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♪ Rise and fall
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♪ On the wings of my dream
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♪ The rain and thunder
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♪ It's my life and my dream
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♪ Nothing's gonna stop me now ♪
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You are not going to believe
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the vacation
I've planned for us.
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And it's well
within our budget.
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Wait here.
I'll get the brochure.
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You are going to love it!
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We're not going.
Why not?
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When Larry comes back,
you're just gonna have
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to tell him we're not going.
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Where is it
we're not going?
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It doesn't matter,
if Larry planned it,
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we're not going.
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Now, ladies,
listen to me.
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I know that in the past,
Cousin Larry's trips
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have proved a little
life-threatening
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but this time, things
are going to be different.
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Now, I took a peek
at the travel brochure
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and just between
you and me
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I think I can safely say
that this time,
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everything's coming up noses.
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Balki, I still haven't
gotten my luggage back
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from our last trip.
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Come on, now. Come on.
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Cousin Larry wants
more than anything
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for you to have a good time.
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He's trying to
make up for his past mistakes.
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Balki, we know
his intentions are good
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but that's when
he's the most dangerous.
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Well, maybe we should
give Larry another chance.
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I mean, after all,
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Well, my tetanus shot
is up to date, so...
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Why not?
Great.
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Now, everything is set.
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We are going to paradise.
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Well, if we all follow
the golden rule,
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I don't know why not.
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We are going to Club Paradise.
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It's a small resort island
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tucked away in the warm waters
of the Gulf of Mexico.
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Great. We'll go.
LARRY: Now, just hear me out.
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Because, it's
got sunshine, beaches...
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Sounds wonderful.
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but just give it a chance.
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It's got great shopping...
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Cousin. Cousin...
LARRY: great food.
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Entertainment. What?
BALKI: Cousin.
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I think they're saying yes.
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They are?
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Well, that's great!
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I told you
there'd be no problem.
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Well, here we are,
Mr. Appleton.
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Hope you enjoy yourselves.
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Someone will be
right with you.
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Well, didn't I tell you this
was a great vacation package?
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With free transportation
from the airport.
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I don't believe this place.
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I don't believe it, either.
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This is nicer
than The Howell's Hut
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in Gilligan's Island.
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Now, come on.
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It's island.
It's native.
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It's falling apart.
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I love this place.
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The whole sense
of decayed elegance.
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Fabulous.
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Jennifer,
it's got character.
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Besides, we'll be spending
most of our time on the
beach anyhow.
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Come on, let's check in.
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Oh, Cousin! Cousin!
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Can I, can I? Can I...
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Ring the bell?
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Okay, you ring the bell.
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I'm having fun already.
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Well, hi there.
Welcome to Club Paradise.
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I'm Mac MacIntyre,
and you are?
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Appleton.
Larry Appleton.
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Well, we're delighted
to have you.
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I'll just get someone
to help you with your bags.
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Front!
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Just follow me.
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They shot Papillon
here, you know.
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Well, here are your keys.
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a wonderful weekend
in paradise.
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Mi casa es su casa.
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Well, thanks, Mac.
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go into town,
and shop till we drop?
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Okay, we'll change
and meet you in the lobby.
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BOTH: Bye-bye.
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BOTH: Bye-bye.
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Interesting wallpaper.
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Boy, these walls are thin.
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It sounds like Mary Anne
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Boy, these walls
really are thin.
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I can see through them.
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I wonder if they can see us.
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No, they can't.
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Balki...
Aah!
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What are you doing
in our room?
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Well, we're not
in your room.
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This is our room,
I think.
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No.
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Well, let's see.
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LARRY:
We're in 101. You're in 102.
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Wow.
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This room is nicer than ours.
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Balki.
Yes.
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This is the same room.
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Well, I'll be snookered.
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Well, Cousin,
this is great.
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Now when you call out
Jennifer's name in your sleep
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she'll be right here.
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Uh, Larry,
this is not going to work.
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No problem,
I'll call the desk
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and get this
all straightened out.
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Ask them to send up
another bed.
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And another wall.
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Hello, Mac?
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Yeah, this is
Larry Appleton.
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Yeah, listen,
we only have,
uh, one room
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and we did pay for two.
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Simple math would tell us
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that, uh, we're exactly
one room short.
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Yeah, you get my point?
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Uh-huh.
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I see.
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Well, let me get back
to you on that.
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What did he say?
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Well, there are
two other rooms.
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Uh, one is
a little flooded
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and the other has snakes.
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He said,
we could take our pick.
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Well, Cousin, what kind of fool
would want a flooded room?
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We'll take the snakes.
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Larry, you did it to us again.
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Hey, there's just
a little problem
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with the accommodations.
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I'll work it out with Mac.
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Hey, this place
is gonna look great
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from the other side of a suntan.
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This is the worst vacation
I've had with you
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since the last worst vacation
I've had with you.
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I better go talk to her.
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What's with her?
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Cousin, um...
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call it common sense,
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call the wind Mariah,
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but I, uh...
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I don't think
the girls are happy here.
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So even though I love it,
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I think we should leave.
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and planning
into this vacation.
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I know that, Cousin.
I need your support here!
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Now after we get
this room thing worked out,
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I'm sure the girls
will come around.
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Aah!
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There's a, there's a,
a thing in the bathtub!
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Relax. Just relax.
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In tropical climates
you've got to expect
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the occasional insect or bug.
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Now, whatever it is...
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I'll take care of it.
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What is it, Cousin?
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Well, it's either a spider,
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or a very hairy Volkswagen.
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Okay, my turn.
Okay, okay.
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Aah!
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Okay, okay, my turn.
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Ow. Ow. Ow!
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Ow.
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Aah!
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Cousin, I know
we're having the time
of our lives
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but I don't
think the girls
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quite share our enthusiasm
for this place.
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What are you talking about?
The girls are having
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a wonderful time.
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Larry, I hate this place.
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and you have to rappel down
a cliff to get to the beach.
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And I don't know why
we bothered
to get all dressed up.
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There's nothing to do.
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Balki, that isn't
an amusement park.
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That's a refinery.
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Okay. Okay.
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You wanna leave? We'll leave.
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Mosquitoes.
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Watch out for the dead ones.
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You could turn an ankle.
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LARRY: Mac.
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What time does the plane
leave for the mainland?
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but there's
another one tomorrow.
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All right, we can
leave tomorrow.
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In the meantime,
let's just try
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to enjoy the time
we've got here.
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You know, I think we're all
experiencing a sugar low.
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Why we don't go into town
and sample the island cuisine?
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Now that's
the spirit, Balki.
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Mac...
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Uh, can you recommend
a good restaurant on the island?
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Oh, I sure could.
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Welcome to Chez Mac.
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Oh.
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Do you have reservations?
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Well, this is
the, uh, the
only restaurant.
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We did have a little Tex-Mex
place on the North Beach
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but it went under last week.
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Went out of business?
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No, it really went under.
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It sank.
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Why don't we just,
uh, eat here?
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I've got
a good feeling about it.
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You do?
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Well, let's eat
here anyway.
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Hi. My name's Mac.
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I'll be your waiter
this evening.
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The specials
are on the house
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but I will need
the little umbrellas back.
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Well, now this
is nice, huh?
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This is what it's all about.
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This is why I get up
in the morning, this is why...
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Put a sock in it, Larry.
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Cousin, um...
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could I have
a private word with you?
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Excuse us.
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Oh...
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This story is about
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the most pigheaded
pig farmer
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on Mypos.
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Oinki.
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One day, Oinki thought
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he had made the deal
of his life on a prize pig.
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Only, when he got it home
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he discovered that
it wasn't a pig at all.
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It was a dog
in pig's clothing.
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His family
was going hungry
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because there was no bacon.
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But Oinki was stubborn.
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Even when his pig
chased cars,
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buried bones,
and bit the mailman,
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he refused to admit
he'd made a mistake.
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finally left him on
the day his pig had puppies.
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Because of his stubbornness,
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he had to spend
the rest of his days alone.
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What's your point?
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No matter what face
you put on this hotel,
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it's still a dog.
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Now, Cousin,
your pigheadedness
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is costing you your friends.
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I wanted so badly
for Jennifer
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to enjoy this trip.
Yes.
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I thought
this would be my chance...
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Cousin, Cousin, Cousin,
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All right, I booked us
on a trip to hell.
265
00:15:46,336 --> 00:15:47,468
I'm sorry.
266
00:15:50,906 --> 00:15:55,606
And I promise never to plan
another vacation again.
267
00:15:55,693 --> 00:15:58,348
Well, I guess we can
make it through one night.
268
00:15:58,435 --> 00:16:00,829
Yeah, it's not the end
of the world.
269
00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:05,138
Well, at least we can
spend a quiet evening
270
00:16:05,225 --> 00:16:07,531
and enjoy the
peaceful solitude
271
00:16:07,618 --> 00:16:09,881
of a tropical island.
272
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:20,544
Sorry. The kitchen's closed.
273
00:16:20,631 --> 00:16:22,851
We just sat down.
How can it be closed?
274
00:16:22,938 --> 00:16:24,592
Okay, it's not closed.
275
00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:29,771
Things like that
happen in a hurricane.
276
00:16:30,685 --> 00:16:32,774
GIRLS: Hurricane!
277
00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:35,995
Don't panic. I've been through
hurricanes on Mypos.
278
00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:39,433
The first thing we have
to do is find the sheep!
279
00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:44,612
GIRLS: Ow! Ow.
280
00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:05,415
Oh!
281
00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:08,201
Aah!
282
00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:14,424
MARY ANNE: I can't get up!
283
00:17:15,686 --> 00:17:16,905
Balki!
Balki!
284
00:17:54,029 --> 00:17:56,684
All right.
We'll be fine in here.
285
00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:58,512
I think we've seen
the worst of it.
286
00:17:59,513 --> 00:18:02,037
Mary Anne, if I die,
287
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:04,822
I want you to have
my Wayne Newton albums.
288
00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:07,521
Thanks, Balki.
289
00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:11,525
I want you
to have all
of my clothes
290
00:18:11,612 --> 00:18:13,179
and Balki's
Wayne Newton albums.
291
00:18:14,832 --> 00:18:15,920
Thank you, Mary Anne.
292
00:18:16,921 --> 00:18:17,922
And Larry...
293
00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:20,055
If I die...
294
00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:23,798
I'm taking you with me.
295
00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:29,151
Now wait a minute.
296
00:18:29,238 --> 00:18:30,805
We are going to be fine.
297
00:18:30,892 --> 00:18:32,502
These tropical storms
pass quickly.
298
00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:35,331
They blow,
and then they're gone.
299
00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:41,511
JENNIFER: Balki, do something!
300
00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:45,428
We've got to...
301
00:18:45,515 --> 00:18:47,300
to block the wind.
302
00:18:47,387 --> 00:18:48,823
The mattress.
303
00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:52,479
We'll cover the window
with the mattress.
304
00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:11,498
ALL: Whoa.
305
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:19,158
Bathroom!
306
00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:20,507
before the hurricane!
307
00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:26,339
I mean, let's take cover
in the bathroom.
308
00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:27,383
Oh.
309
00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:56,760
Good news.
310
00:19:56,847 --> 00:19:58,327
The spider's gone.
311
00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:02,897
Oh, oh. Oh...
312
00:20:02,984 --> 00:20:04,420
ALL: Oh.
313
00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:17,868
Balki! Balki!
314
00:20:18,869 --> 00:20:21,132
Balki! Help me!
315
00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:24,875
Balki!
Cousin!
316
00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:35,234
BOTH: Oh, Balki!
317
00:20:48,421 --> 00:20:49,639
Are you okay?
Yeah.
318
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,514
seen the worst of it.
319
00:20:56,733 --> 00:20:57,734
MARY ANNE: No.
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00:21:02,957 --> 00:21:04,175
Cousin.
321
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,873
Cousin, look.
322
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:07,788
You can see
the refinery from here.
323
00:21:31,202 --> 00:21:33,553
Cousin, you know
what the best thing
324
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:35,859
about going away
on vacation with you is?
325
00:21:35,946 --> 00:21:37,208
No, Balki, what's that?
326
00:21:38,122 --> 00:21:39,950
Coming back home alive.
327
00:21:41,822 --> 00:21:44,346
I just love it.
328
00:21:47,697 --> 00:21:48,742
You know...
329
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:53,094
I think I'm gonna
take a vacation
330
00:21:53,181 --> 00:21:55,357
from planning vacations.
331
00:21:55,444 --> 00:21:56,837
Oh, Cousin,
you don't have to do that.
332
00:21:56,924 --> 00:21:58,969
I don't? No?
No.
333
00:21:59,056 --> 00:22:00,623
When the girls
and I were pulling you
334
00:22:00,710 --> 00:22:07,717
out of that sinkhole,
335
00:22:07,804 --> 00:22:09,937
I'm sorry for ruining
the entire weekend.
336
00:22:10,024 --> 00:22:12,679
Oh, come on, Cousin, it wasn't
a complete waste of time.
337
00:22:12,766 --> 00:22:15,377
I got some neat souvenirs.
338
00:22:15,464 --> 00:22:18,162
Oh, you didn't buy one of those
visors from Mac, did you?
339
00:22:18,249 --> 00:22:21,035
Well, of course not.
Don't be ridiculous.
340
00:22:21,122 --> 00:22:22,253
But...
341
00:22:24,952 --> 00:22:27,563
Remember that spider
we saw in the bathroom?
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