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* Sometimes
the world looks perfect
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* Sometimes you just
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* Get a feeling like you need
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* Some kind of change
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* No matter what
the odds are this time
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* Nothing's going
to stand in my way
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* This flame in my heart
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* Like a long-lost friend
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* Gives every dark street
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* A light at the end
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* Standing tall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* Rise and fall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* Through the rain and thunder
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* The wind and haze
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* I'm bound for better days
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* And my dream
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I can't believe
this is happening.
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Jennifer's father
comes to town,
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it's my big chance
to impress him,
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and I slam the taxi
door on his hand.
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Well, cousin,
look on the bright side.
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Maybe the pain in his hand
will make him forget
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you set his necktie on fire.
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And I put the fire out.
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Well, that's true.
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Throwing that glass
of red wine on him
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was real quick thinking.
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Jennifer and her father
are on their way up.
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I think his hand's okay.
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But he tripped over
your bike on the stairs.
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Why are we stopping here?
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Can't we just go upstairs?
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Mr. Lyons, I am so sorry.
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I am just so, so sorry.
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(STAMMERING)
Put your hand in this ice.
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(YELPING)
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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I just wish there was
something I could do.
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Larry. Larry, relax.
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Accidents do happen.
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Just usually not
with this frequency.
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Uh, hey, everyone.
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It's an old family recipe.
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Stuki mookie ping pong.
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Stewed prunes
with lucky charms.
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Can I tempt you?
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No, thanks. I'm cutting down.
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Can we go now?
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I just wanna get up
in the morning
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and play a little golf.
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You play golf?
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Well, that's great!
I play golf, too.
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Yeah, I'm a terrific golfer.
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Why don't we put
together a foursome?
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Larry, you play golf?
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Fine. We'll play
Saturday morning.
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Now, can we go?
(CHUCKLES)
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It's been a very
strenuous evening.
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Bye.
Good night.
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Thanks for
the stuki mookie ping pong.
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Gee, Larry, I didn't
know you played golf.
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Balki, look at this.
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What do you think?
I love it.
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Absolutely love it.
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What is it?
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It's called the Swing Doctor.
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See, the ball is attached
to a computer
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that analyzes your golf swing
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and tells you exactly how far
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and in what direction
you hit the ball.
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Hold the phone book.
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Are you still trying
to convince me you can golf?
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(SIGHS)
Balki, I can play golf.
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Here. Come on. Watch this.
(BALKI LAUGHING)
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SWING DOCTOR:
240 yards
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straight down the fairway.
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Excellent shot.
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It talks.
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And it says
that you're a good golfer.
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Well, don't that turn
my brown eyes blue.
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Cousin, I owe you an apology.
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I'm sorry.
That's okay, Balki.
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Cousin, can I play
with the doctor of swing?
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Uh, sure, be my guest.
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Boy, this is lighter
than what we use on Mypos.
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You have golf on Mypos?
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Well, we have
bang bong poki noki waki yahoo.
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"Bang bong poki
noki waki yahoo?"
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Yeah, it's played with
fence posts and jagged rocks.
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Cousin.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Bang bong poki
noki waka waka...
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All right, hold it!
Hold, hold on, hold on.
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What are you doing?
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I'm winding up my waka waka.
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Balki.
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This is golf.
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If you're gonna play golf,
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you might as well do it right.
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Here. Now.
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Golf is played
with a very loose
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relaxed and graceful swing.
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All right?
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Okay?
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Take an easy stance.
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Stay loose on your feet.
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All right.
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Lock your wrists.
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Lock your knees.
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Lock your neck.
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Okay, go ahead,
take a swing.
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SWING DOCTOR:
Nine yards to the left.
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You could throw it further.
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If you haven't got
anything nice to say,
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don't say anything at all.
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Besides, I'm going
to do better on Saturday.
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Saturday?
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Uh, I'm sorry.
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Why not?
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What I need
is a partner who can
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golf.
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Oh. Well, okay.
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I understand.
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But if you ever
need someone to play
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bang bong poki noki waki yahoo,
you will call me?
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You'll be the first.
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Just remember, you need
28 players on each team.
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(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
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Oh, Jennifer.
Come on in.
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Hi, um, Larry,
I wanted to talk to you
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about the golf game
on Saturday.
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I know. You think I lied
about being able to play golf.
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I happen to be
an excellent golfer.
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You mean, you didn't
lie about this?
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I was counting on you
lying about this.
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But this is the one time
I don't have to lie.
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I'm good.
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Why is this so hard
for everyone to accept?
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Larry, my father
is a very bad golfer
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and a very bad loser.
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Now, if you beat him at golf,
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well, it'll be even worse
than last night if...
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if that's possible.
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Well, then it's simple.
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Thank you, Larry.
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But I really am good.
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to play with us.
Do you know anyone?
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Hi, Jennifer.
Hi.
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I think I can
come up with someone.
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(SERENE INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)
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Wow!
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This is some pasture.
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Larry, why don't
you tee off first?
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Sure.
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Don't make it too obvious.
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Don't worry, I can make
a golf ball do anything.
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I guess I got under it again.
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Thought I solved that problem.
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Apparently not.
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That's one stroke.
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Boy, you are good.
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Thank you.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Rotten tee!
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It's much too low for me.
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But excellent form,
sir. Really nice.
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Balki, you're up.
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Waka waka waka
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waka waka yahoo!
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What the hell was that?
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Offhand, I'd say 260 yards
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straight down
the middle of the fairway.
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It's been nice
dating you, Larry.
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Quite a shot, Balki.
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Thank you very much.
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Just what is your handicap?
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Mostly the accent.
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Balki,
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in the apartment,
you were terrible.
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Out here you're hitting
the ball a mile. What happened?
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Well, cousin, you know
after the other day
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when I struck out
with the Swing Doctor,
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I took some private time
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and I came to a concussion.
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I really stink
at American golf.
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Now, on the other hand,
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I'm not on
to blow my own nose,
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but...
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I'm pretty terrific
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at bang bong poki
noki waki yahoo.
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So, I decided to just
do what comes naturally
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even if, as you say,
it makes me look like
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I've been struck
by lightning.
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Balki,
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you're beating Mr. Lyons.
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Well, it would be
hard not to.
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Mr. Lyons is our guest.
I know that.
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It is against the rules
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to beat the guest.
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Oh, why you didn't tell me?
Well, I assumed you knew.
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(IMITATING LARRY)
No, I didn't know.
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Well, you know, I personally
would never say this.
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But there are those
who would call
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what you're doing...
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cheating.
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(STAMMERING) Cousin,
I have never cheated
in my life.
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I know.
Ever.
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I know.
Ever.
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to point it out to you.
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Cousin, I don't want
to cheat Mr. Lyons.
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I don't want
to cheat anybody.
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All right,
what you have to do
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is just continue
to hit the ball
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as far and as hard as you can,
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but don't get it
anywhere near the hole.
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Until you've hit it
10 or 11 times.
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Like Mr. Lyons is doing?
Yes. Yes.
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Exactly like Mr. Lyons is doing.
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And then everything
will be okay?
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Then everyone will be happy.
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Thank you
for the tip, cousin.
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I will do my best
to do my worst.
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Waka waka waka
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waka waka waka yahoo.
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Seven.
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Waka waka waka waka waka waka.
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Yahoo.
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Eight.
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LARRY:
Don't overdo it.
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Waka waka waka waka waka waka.
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Ya-hoo.
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Oops.
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What's the score now, Larry?
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Well, let's see.
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Uh, gee, Mr. Lyons,
looks like Balki and I
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just fell apart
on the back nine.
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Well, don't be too hard
on yourself, Larry.
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Better players
than you have choked
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when I put the pressure on.
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Great shot, dad!
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Yes, great shot,
Mr. Lyons.
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I could play better
when I was six.
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Guys, thanks
for doing this for me.
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Oh, don't mention it.
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Don't worry, I won't.
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he'd be very upset.
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Well, hey, my shot. Ahem.
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Cousin, may I have
a private word with you?
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Not now, Balki.
I have a putt to miss.
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Cousin, you told me
I was cheating by winning.
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Instead, I've been
cheating by losing.
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You made me a cheating loser.
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Which, when you think
about it, is really stupid.
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But it's for a good cause.
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After I miss this next putt,
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Mr. Lyons will love me.
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Now, let me play.
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The Larry Appleton
who loves raindrops on roses
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and whiskers on kittens.
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Think about it, cousin.
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Someday you may marry Jennifer.
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What are you going to do?
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I could live with that.
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00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:20,213
Well, it's not going
to stop with golf.
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00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:22,215
So, I lose
a few hands of bridge,
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throw a game of checkers,
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take a dive at Pictionary.
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Big deal.
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Come on, Larry, it's all
riding on this last putt.
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If you miss it, I win.
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Cousin.
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This reminds me of something
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that once happened on Mypos.
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Every Friday, Devo the Butcher
used to give free soup bones
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to all the widows
in the village.
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So, every Friday,
Uncle Thriftos
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used to dress up as a widow
to get free soup bones.
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Everything was fine
until the butcher
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fell in love with him
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00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:10,263
Well, after one date,
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00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:13,066
Uncle Thriftos decided
he had to give up soup,
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00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:15,602
change his name and move
to another village.
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00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:22,775
Is there a point to this?
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Cousin, you can pretend
to be someone else
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and get free soup bones.
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00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:29,416
But sooner or later,
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you have to dance
with the butcher.
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00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:45,832
Go ahead, Larry.
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00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:57,210
Way to go, cousin!
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I'm proud of you.
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00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,555
Larry, you won.
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00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:12,259
I just don't
know you anymore.
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(SERENE INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)
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(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
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Balki, um, is Larry home?
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00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:32,879
No, but I expect
him any minute.
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00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:37,450
I want to apologize.
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00:18:38,185 --> 00:18:39,719
Oh...
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00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,657
I accept.
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00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:48,127
Balki, he wants
to apologize to Larry.
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00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:50,197
Oh.
Dad and I had a long talk
303
00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:51,564
about his temper
on the golf course.
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00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:54,167
And I admitted that
I asked Larry to lose
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00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:56,002
so dad wouldn't get angry.
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00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:57,704
I really feel
awful about this.
307
00:18:57,770 --> 00:19:00,240
I mean, I hope Larry
will forgive me.
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00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:06,045
Jennifer, Mr. Lyons.
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00:19:06,112 --> 00:19:08,481
Larry, I have
something to say to you.
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00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:10,717
Well, I have something
I wanna say to you.
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00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:12,585
There's something that's
been really bugging me
312
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,487
and I have to get
it off my chest.
313
00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:15,855
No, you don't, cousin.
314
00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:17,324
Yes, I have to say this.
315
00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:18,658
Well, you know,
I don't think you...
316
00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:21,828
Balki. Balki...
317
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:23,896
Balki, please. Please! Please!
318
00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:26,266
Just let me do this!
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00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:36,643
Mr. Lyons, I was
gonna let you win at golf
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00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:39,446
because I like your daughter.
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00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,180
Super. Anyone for coffee?
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00:19:41,248 --> 00:19:42,249
Balki.
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00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:43,783
Please.
324
00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:49,889
I could have beaten
the socks off you
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00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:51,958
but I wanted you to like me.
326
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:55,061
And now, I realize that
what you think of me
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00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:56,696
shouldn't be so important.
328
00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:58,998
What is important is
what Jennifer thinks of me
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00:19:59,065 --> 00:20:00,767
and what I think of me.
330
00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:03,336
Frankly, sir,
331
00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:04,971
I think you're
a pompous old duffer
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00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:07,740
who couldn't putt his
way out of a paper bag.
333
00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:10,610
Are you finished now?
334
00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:12,612
Yeah, I think that
about covers it.
335
00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:14,481
Now what did you wanna say?
336
00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:18,251
I wanted to apologize to you.
337
00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:23,590
You couldn't
try to stop me?
338
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:27,727
Cousin, wild turkeys
couldn't stop you.
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00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:31,364
Larry, I deserved all that.
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00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:33,232
Somewhere along the line
I seem to have
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00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:35,034
lost sight of the fact that golf
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00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:37,069
is supposed to be fun.
343
00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:40,840
I'm sorry I acted like
a pompous old duffer.
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00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:43,776
Well,
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00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:47,079
golf does strange
things to people.
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00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:48,448
It certainly does to me.
347
00:20:48,515 --> 00:20:50,583
Look, next time,
348
00:20:53,185 --> 00:20:54,621
All right, I'd like that.
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00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:57,690
It was nice
meeting you, Balki.
350
00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:00,026
You really know your way
around a golf course.
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00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:03,062
Well, thank you very much,
352
00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:05,031
All the holes are numbered.
353
00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:12,004
I'll have to look
for that next time.
354
00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:16,042
See you upstairs, Jen.
355
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:17,510
Goodbye, sir.
356
00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:21,581
Oh, I'm proud of you, Larry.
357
00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:24,884
It was wonderful the way
you stood up to my father.
358
00:21:38,264 --> 00:21:40,967
I could call your mother
and give her a piece of my mind.
359
00:21:42,234 --> 00:21:44,003
That's okay, Larry.
360
00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:50,343
Bye-bye.
Bye, Balki.
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00:21:50,777 --> 00:21:51,778
Bye.
362
00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:58,785
Cousin, you did
the right thing.
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00:22:02,355 --> 00:22:04,957
I finally realized that
364
00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:07,326
honesty is the best policy.
365
00:22:07,394 --> 00:22:10,329
Well, then maybe
a little bit of me
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00:22:10,397 --> 00:22:11,998
is rubbing off on you.
367
00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:16,403
You know, this truth stuff
368
00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:19,372
works like gangbusters.
369
00:22:20,206 --> 00:22:23,342
I mean, women really go for it.
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00:22:27,046 --> 00:22:30,049
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