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I'm just a little tense
about my dad's visit.
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Now, I want this visit
to be perfect.
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This is my chance to show dad
I've made it on my own.
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And when he sees the life
I've made for myself
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he'll be so proud of me,
he'll say, "Well done, son."
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It wasn't Mickey Mantle,
it was Roger Maris.
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It was Mickey Mantle
and I can prove it.
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I have the bat right here
in the closet.
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The bat's in the basement.
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It won't turn, Dad.
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Well, no wonder. It's rusted.
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And how do we get rid
of rust, son?
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We knock it off with a hammer.
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(CLANKS)
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Balki, Larry, are you...
Oh.
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What in the world?
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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Hey, hey, hey!
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You just locked us all in.
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LYDIA: Wait a minute.
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This place is gonna
fill up with water.
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I don't wanna drown!
Nobody's gonna drown.
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When the water reaches
this fuse box
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we'll all be electrocuted.
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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* Sometimes
the world looks perfect
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* Nothing to rearrange
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* Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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* Like you need
some kind of change
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* No matter what the odds
are this time
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* Nothing's going to
stand in my way
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* This flame in my heart
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* Like a long-lost friend
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* Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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* Standing tall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* Rise and fall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* Through the rain and thunder
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* The wind and haze
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* I'm bound for better days
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* Nothing's gonna stop me now *
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ALL: (SHOUTING) Help!
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Again.
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ALL: (SHOUTING) Help!
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Cousin, cousin.
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We've been
screaming for an hour,
and if we keep it up
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we're going to do
some permanent
damage to our vocal cords.
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There must be something
we can do!
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I don't wanna
be electrocuted!
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I don't wanna die!
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If we stay calm
and keep our wits about us,
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I'm sure we can think of a way
to keep ourselves from dying.
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(GASPS)
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I got nothing.
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I've got an idea.
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Normally that scares me,
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you lower your expectations.
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This ought to do it.
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I've seen it
and his lips move constantly.
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(LARRY PANTING)
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(ALL CHEERING)
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BALKI: Cousin!
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Appleton finally came up
with something that worked.
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I don't believe it.
There.
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One problem solved.
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this time
you really used your head.
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That was a really
good idea, Larry.
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Well, I just
spotted the problem
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and used a little
of the old Appleton know-how.
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(RUMBLING)
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Cousin? Cousin!
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(SCREAMING)
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(SCREAMS)
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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Balki.
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Now, do you see
why bailing won't work?
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Yes, cousin, you're right,
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but I appreciate
your letting me take the shot.
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(GURGLING)
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Well, somebody better
do something.
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We're four inches
from being deep-fried.
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Actually,
it's three and a half inches.
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Don't worry. I've got another
plan to get us out of here.
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You have another plan?
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You call sticking a head
in the pipe a plan?
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It was a good plan.
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Just poorly executed.
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All right, now,
listen to me, everyone.
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This is no time to lose hope,
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because, if we all
put our heads together
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I'm sure
we can think of something.
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You know what they say,
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"United we stand
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"and Delta is ready
when you are."
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All right, come on, everybody.
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Hey, cousin,
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maybe we could knock the door
down with one of these beams.
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Good idea, Balki.
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All right, let's get
this beam over to the stairs.
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Okay, Balki, you take that end
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and I'll get this end.
Lawrence, you get the middle.
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All right. All right, lift!
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(GRUNTING)
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LARRY: Okay, walk it on over!
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Walk it over!
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Be careful, Larry.
I'm okay. I'm okay.
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All right. All right,
swing it on in.
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Swing it on in.
Yeah. Yeah. Oh, good.
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All right. All right.
All right, set it down.
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Set it down. Oh.
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(LARRY SIGHS)
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Oh, that was close, Appleton.
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It almost touched
your hands once.
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(CHUCKLING)
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All right. All right, everybody,
get down here, out of the way.
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What, are you crazy?
These are alligator shoes.
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Oh, well, good.
Then they'll be right
at home in the water.
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What? Oh...
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(BREATHING SHARPLY)
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All right, let's lift it up.
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(GRUNTING)
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Mr. Gorpley, you could help us.
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Oh, goody.
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You're gonna pay
for these shoes, Appleton.
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All right, ready?
On the count of three
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we'll ram this baby
into the door.
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One...
Wait a minute,
wait a minute.
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What is it, Dad?
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Dad, I think there are times
when a "Ready, set, go,"
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is called for,
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Oh, brother.
Lawrence,
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how many basement doors
have you knocked down?
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Well...
How many?
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Guys, guys, guys.
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but, but we're thinking
"Ready, set, go?"
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One, two,
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three!
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One, two, three!
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(THUDS)
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Any other ideas, Appleton?
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All right, we just need
a little more weight behind us.
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Jennifer, Mary Anne,
Lydia, give us a hand.
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I don't know, son, I...
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Trust me, Dad.
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the door will give way,
eventually.
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But that could take all night,
Dad. It stands to reason.
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The more people, the more force,
the quicker we'll open the door.
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And it's my beam.
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And a very handsome beam
it is, too, cousin.
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But, I think the point
your father is trying to make
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is that this landing
may not be able to support
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seven people and your beam.
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So, prove me wrong.
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LYDIA: Oh, no.
I hope I don't break a nail.
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All right,
on the count of three. Ready?
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One, two, three!
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(THUDS)
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Well, it didn't
knock down the door.
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Well, it didn't knock
the landing down, either.
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(CREAKING)
(GASPING)
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Oh, my God!
Oh, no.
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(SCREAMING)
We're going down.
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Well...
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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Okay, okay.
So, we've had
a little setback.
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A little setback?
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You mean, like the Titanic
had a little setback?
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Hey, at least I tried.
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to get us out of here.
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You're right, son.
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Just wasn't a very good one.
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I was only trying to help.
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You wanna help?
Go play in the deep end.
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Shame on you.
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Didn't you ever
make a mistake?
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It's getting deeper.
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If we don't
get out of here soon
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Cousin, um,
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(STAMMERS) the festive mood
seems to be slipping away.
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Everyone seems to be
getting cranky.
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That's because they're going
to die, and it's all my fault.
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They hate me, don't they?
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I wanted this to be a weekend
my father would never forget.
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Now I've killed him.
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Well, it will be a weekend
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(STAMMERS) your mother
will never forget.
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And I'll die without ever
making my father proud of me.
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Cousin, you know,
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maybe your father
is proud of you
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and you just don't know it.
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Well, he's never said so.
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Cousin, if you
tell your father
how you feel,
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maybe you will be surprised
at how he feels.
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Well, I would, but...
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Well, I'm gonna help you.
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Uncle Walter.
No, no...
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Cousin Larry has something
he want to tell you.
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No, no...
Cousin, cousin.
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Just open your mouth
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and let your heart
do the talking.
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What is it, son?
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Dad, I...
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Balki, could you...
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Give us a minute?
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Dad, we may not have
much time left
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but we need to talk,
you and me.
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You and I, Lawrence.
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You and I.
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Well, it's not
so much you and I,
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it's more you.
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Well, it's you
when you're relating to me.
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To I. To me.
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Lawrence, if you want
a career in journalism
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you've got to be
more articulate.
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(SIGHS)
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Nothing I do
is ever good enough for you.
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When I was in sixth grade
I got a 96 on a test.
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You, you asked what happened
to the other four points.
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you tell me
I should work in television.
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When are you gonna be
proud of me?
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Lawrence, I've always
been proud of you.
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Well, all you do
is criticize.
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Just once
I'd like to hear you say,
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I know I criticize you a lot,
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For heaven's sake,
I'm always bragging about you.
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I tell everyone what a...
What a wonderful son I have.
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But you never tell me.
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I don't, do I?
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I've always found it hard
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to express my feelings
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to those that
I love the most.
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And I love you, Lawrence.
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I love you, too, Dad.
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(GASPING)
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Thank God!
Balki.
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Could you give us
just another minute?
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Huh?
Please?
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Except for the fact
that we're going to die soon,
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I've never been happier.
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so let's try to find a way
to get out of here.
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(CHUCKLES)
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(BUBBLING)
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(GRUNTING)
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Just kidding, cousin.
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Cousins should joke more!
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(BALKI LAUGHS)
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Come on, we're gonna
find a way out of here.
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Cousin, you know,
I wish MacGyver were here.
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That man
could take a Hershey bar,
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a thumbtack and a rubber band
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and make a bomb that would blow
the socks off that door.
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00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,182
Well, MacGyver's
got nothing on Lawrence.
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00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:50,817
Remember when you got
that chemistry set
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and you blew up the garage?
257
00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:54,487
Yeah. I loved
that chemistry set.
258
00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:56,623
It was the best
Christmas present I ever got.
259
00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:59,026
I believe
it was a birthday present.
260
00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:01,194
No, Dad,
I distinctly remember...
261
00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:02,962
Cousin, cousin, cousin.
262
00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:05,698
Is that the chemistry set
you won't let me play with?
263
00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:09,269
Balki, it's dangerous.
That's why we
keep it in the basement.
264
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,340
The basement!
The basement!
265
00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:18,178
That chemistry set
could be in the basement!
266
00:16:18,245 --> 00:16:21,448
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
267
00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:28,255
LARRY: Sulfur.
268
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,561
Potash.
Gesundheit.
269
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,200
Give me the potash.
270
00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:51,278
Was it 75% fulminate of zinc
271
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,746
or potassium nitrate?
272
00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:56,783
Who are we kidding? He can't
even make instant coffee.
273
00:16:57,917 --> 00:16:59,219
Listen, pal.
274
00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:01,254
If my son can blow up
an entire garage
275
00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:03,090
he can certainly blow up
a little door.
276
00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:05,425
Thanks, Dad.
277
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,432
Come on, Larry
you can do it.
278
00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:15,568
I don't know.
It's not coming back to me.
279
00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:18,205
Well, if it were me, Larry,
I'd go with 10% potash,
280
00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:20,707
15% sulfur and 75% zinc.
281
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,480
We used to summer in Beirut.
282
00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:38,358
All right.
283
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:41,494
I think we're ready.
284
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:47,066
Now I need something
to use as a fuse.
285
00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:49,669
Uh, how about your tie?
286
00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:53,106
Mine won't work. It's wet.
287
00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:56,843
We could use
Mr. Gorpley's tie.
288
00:17:56,909 --> 00:18:00,413
It's dry and it's making
a nifty fashion statement.
289
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:07,120
(YELPS)
Just give them
the tie, Sam.
290
00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:09,322
Okay, it's yours.
291
00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:20,400
All right, now I need
something to light it with.
292
00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:23,436
Oh, wait.
293
00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:27,374
Dad.
294
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,609
It's the lighter I gave you
when I was ten.
295
00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:33,846
And you were eleven.
296
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:40,052
All right, Balki,
lift me up on your shoulders
297
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,954
so I can reach the doorknob.
298
00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:45,225
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
299
00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:56,102
Come on, girls.
Better get down.
300
00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:57,237
This could be dangerous.
301
00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:58,871
(GRUNTING)
302
00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:08,748
JENNIFER: Be careful, Larry!
LARRY: Let's go!
303
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:09,616
(GRUNTING)
304
00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:11,351
JENNIFER: Hurry, Balki, hurry!
305
00:19:11,418 --> 00:19:13,420
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
306
00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:16,256
It's gonna go!
307
00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:18,891
(HISSES)
308
00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:24,731
You burned a $50 tie
for nothing?
309
00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:26,666
I could have been buried
in that tie.
310
00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:31,504
(ALL CHEERING)
311
00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:40,813
All right, come on!
312
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,315
Well done, son.
313
00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:45,418
Now let's get out of here.
314
00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:48,688
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
315
00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:56,296
Gee, Dad, I wish you didn't
have to leave so soon.
316
00:19:56,363 --> 00:20:01,334
Well, I gotta be back by 7:00,
317
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:03,236
Oh! Oh, Dad...
318
00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:06,239
Uh, your shoes are still wet.
Oh.
319
00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:08,308
But I stuffed them with paper
320
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:09,776
so they'll be okay
until you get home.
321
00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:11,411
Well, now,
if you get your shoes wet
322
00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:12,979
and you don't put
shoe trees in them,
323
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:17,384
you can kiss 'em goodbye.
324
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:20,953
Lawrence, how many shoes
have you dried?
325
00:20:22,188 --> 00:20:23,490
Today? Fourteen.
326
00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:27,627
Well, then I guess
you know what you're doing.
327
00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:29,696
Thanks, Dad.
328
00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:31,731
Uncle Walter,
329
00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:34,967
I made you a nice, big plate
of moogli boozachmonk
330
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:36,235
to take back to Madison.
331
00:20:36,303 --> 00:20:38,738
Oh! Well, what is it?
332
00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:40,673
Pig bladder
stuffed with cheese.
333
00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:44,577
Can I tempt you?
334
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:46,846
Maybe later.
335
00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:51,351
Balki, I can honestly say
336
00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:53,520
that meeting you
is an experience
337
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,288
I will never forget.
338
00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:02,261
Ooh. Oh, I almost forgot.
339
00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:07,434
or you'll be stopping a lot.
340
00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:11,638
Ah. Thank you
for the advice, son.
341
00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:15,342
Oh, thank you,
Cousin Larry.
342
00:21:16,343 --> 00:21:17,544
Oh, well,
343
00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:20,480
thank you.
344
00:21:20,547 --> 00:21:22,649
Bye, Balki.
Bye, Uncle Walter.
345
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:24,784
Bye, son.
346
00:21:25,552 --> 00:21:26,753
Goodbye, Dad.
347
00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:33,726
Balki,
348
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,428
I want to thank you
for making me have
349
00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:36,696
that talk with my dad.
350
00:21:36,763 --> 00:21:39,265
Ah, cousin.
351
00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:41,000
television or radio,
352
00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:43,470
or indoor plumbing,
353
00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:45,838
but you really know
how to talk to each other.
354
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,308
There isn't
that much else to do.
355
00:21:51,578 --> 00:21:54,447
You know, it's like
we always say on Mypos
356
00:21:54,514 --> 00:21:58,518
"A few well-chosen words
with a loved one
357
00:21:58,585 --> 00:22:01,253
"are worth more
than the picture
358
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,490
"that came with the frame
359
00:22:03,556 --> 00:22:06,759
"even if that picture
is Olivia Newton-John."
360
00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:14,000
Words to live by.
361
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:18,938
I'll tell you what.
362
00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:20,573
Hey, great idea.
363
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,475
What do you say
we go get two towels,
364
00:22:22,542 --> 00:22:24,577
go down to the basement
and take a dip?
365
00:22:27,414 --> 00:22:28,481
I'll call the girls.
366
00:22:28,548 --> 00:22:30,617
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