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* Sometimes
the world looks perfect
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* Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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* Like you need
some kinda change
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* No matter what the odds
are this time
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* Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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* This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend
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* Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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* Standing tall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* Rise and fall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* The rain and thunder
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* The wind and haze
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* I'm bound for better days
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* It's my life and my dream
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* Nothing's gonna
stop me now *
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(SIGHS)
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Dad, it's good to see you.
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Oh, oh.
Oh, put me down.
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Uh, dad,
uh, this is Balki.
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And this is my apartment.
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I did this all myself.
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Oh, this?
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This is my scrapbook.
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Yeah, I keep
all my newspaper
articles in here.
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This is Volume One.
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Hmm? Oh.
Oh, yeah, the trophies.
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Yeah, well,
they're really starting to
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stack up, aren't they?
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Oh, this one? Yeah,
this is my pride and joy.
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I won this playing softball.
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I took a ragtag team
of rank amateurs
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all the way to
the Park District
Softball Championship.
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Cousin?
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I hate to interrupt your talk
with your... Invisible friend,
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but your... Your papa's
going to be here any minute.
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Yeah, I was just practicing,
uh, what I'm gonna say to him.
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Oh, what a great idea.
I'll help you.
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Yeah, what's in the bag?
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Oh, cousin, I got
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the biggest cheese wheel
I could find.
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You should have seen
the cheese car
I took it off of. (LAUGHS)
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Well, that's great.
Dad loves a good cheese wheel.
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Cousin, you know what
I thought I would do?
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I thought I would take
this cheese wheel
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and... And cut it up
into little geometric shapes.
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You know, uh, circles,
uh, rectangles.
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Maybe a trapezoid
or a rhombus.
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Balki, cheese wheels
are always cut in
triangular wedges.
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Well, I beg to take issue.
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Balki, how many cheese wheels
have you cut in your lifetime?
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Well, eh, cousin--
How many? How many?
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How many cheese wheels...
How many cheese wheels
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have you cut
in your lifetime?
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None.
None? As in zero?
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As in never ever have you
cut a cheese wheel
in your lifetime?
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This would have
been my first.
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Well, I'm from Wisconsin,
the cheese wheel state
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and we always cut
cheese wheels in
triangular wedges.
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Not circles, not rectangles,
not trapezoids
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and never, ever, ever
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a rhombus.
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Cousin?
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Cousin,
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this is very disturbing.
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Usually geometric discussions
have a calming effect on you.
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I'm just a little tensed
about my dad's visit.
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I want this visit
to be perfect.
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This is my chance to show dad
I've made it on my own.
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When he sees the life
I've made for myself
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he'll be so proud of me,
he'll say, "Well done, son."
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When I was a kid,
I used to live
for a "Well done, son."
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Except for the one time
I asked dad how
he wanted his steak.
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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Oh, that must be dad.
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Woo.
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This is it.
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Dad.
Lawrence.
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It is good to see you, son.
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Good to see you too, dad.
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Well, this is for you.
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Don't cut it
into triangular wedges.
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It dries out.
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Right you are, dad.
Uh, dad, this is Balki.
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Balki.
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Uncle Walter.
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Uncle Walter, I've been
looking forward to...
to seeing you
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for a sheepdog's age.
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And you're everything
I thought you would be.
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Only taller.
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Well, uh,
height runs in the family.
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Usually.
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Well, so, dad, uh, what do you
think, uh, of my apartment?
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Well...
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Hope you didn't hire
a decorator.
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Oh, no, I didn't hire
a decorator.
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I did this all
my... Myself.
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Where do you want
these snacks, Larry?
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On the dining room table.
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Good point, dad.
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Excuse me, Lawrence.
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of folding napkins.
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or the Appleton tulip.
Neither aren't easy...
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Cousin, I bet
your papa will say it
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when he tastes your onion dip.
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Say what?
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Well done, son.
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Oh, no, Balki,
I'm sure he'll say it
when I deserve it.
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He doesn't just throw
around well dones for...
For the heck of it.
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Well, you know, cousin,
I... I've noticed
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he is rather thrifty with
his "well done, sons" and,
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so generous with his
"not that way, Lawrences."
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He spots what I'm doing wrong
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and shows me
how to do it his way.
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Exactly.
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Come on.
Let's go sit down.
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You must be very proud
of Larry, Mr. Appleton.
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You know, The Chronicle
doesn't pick just anybody
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for its investigative
reporting team.
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Oh, I was very
impressed with that.
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You were?
MR. APPLETON: Oh, you bet.
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Of course,
when it comes to reporting
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television's the place to be.
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Television, right.
Thanks for the advice, dad.
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Well, I try. After all,
what's a father for?
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You know, my father was
for higher mutton prices.
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I just remember all the fun
I had with my father.
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He used to take me everywhere.
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Oh, I did the same thing
with Lawrence.
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and we drove down to Chicago?
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How could I forget?
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(CHUCKLES)
We had such fun that day.
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It wasn't Mickey Mantle.
It was Roger Maris.
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Oh, remember the time
I took you to the circus
in Milwaukee?
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Oh, I love the circus.
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Show me 50 clowns
in a flaming Volkswagen
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and I'm a happy Mypiot.
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LARRY: No, dad.
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It was Mickey Mantle.
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(STAMMERS)
And I can prove it.
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I have the bat
right here in the closet.
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Uh...
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Cousin, cousin,
the bat's in the basement.
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No, Balki,
the bat's in the closet.
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The bat's in the basement.
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The bat's in the closet.
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(RATTLING)
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The bat's in the basement.
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Lawrence, it doesn't matter
who signed the bat.
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Let's get ready for the party.
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But it was Roger Maris.
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Mickey Mantle.
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Dad, uh, you taught me
that being right is important
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and I'm right about this.
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All right, let's go down
to the basement and find out.
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just tell 'em
we'll be right back.
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Come on, Balki,
you seem to be the only one
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who knows where this bat is.
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Lawrence, I remember it
distinctly.
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I had to tell you,
"Have Roger Maris
sign your bat."
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Mickey Mantle.
Roger Maris.
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Mickey Mantle.
Roger Maris.
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Mickey Mantle.
Roger Maris.
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Tastes great. Less filling.
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Tastes great. Less filling.
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I just got caught up
in the rhythm.
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All right, here it is.
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Roger Maris, right?
No.
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"Joey Dolan."
Who's Joey Dolan?
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Look, he... He autographed
the ball too.
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"Joey Dolan, bat boy."
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You thought the bat boy
was Roger Maris?
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No, I thought the bat boy
was Mickey Mantle.
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It's an easy mistake, son.
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Baseball never was your sport.
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Oh, I don't know
about that.
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Cousin Larry knows
an awful lot
about baseball.
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He taught me how to swing
this old hickory stick
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so I could just knock
that horsehide
right into the next county.
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You show a lot of
natural ability, Balki.
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Oh, thank you, Uncle Walter.
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But whoever taught you
that stance
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didn't know
what he was doing.
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I taught him that stance,
and you taught it to me.
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Here, you... You crouch
like Stan Musial
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squint like Ted Williams,
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stride like Mickey Mantle.
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Swing like Grandma Moses.
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To prove it, I've got
that trophy on my mantel.
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Maris.
Mantel.
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Maris.
Mantel. Will you stop it?
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Uh, no offense, son,
but with that swing
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I'll bet even I could throw
the ball by you.
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If you feel lucky, dad,
let's see what you can do.
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You're on.
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Oh, you know, cousin, I--
Balki, Balki, Balki, Balki.
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BALKI: Yes.
You can bat next.
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I want to tell you something--
LARRY: Balki, Balki--
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Get out of the way.
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Get out of the way.
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Okay. Here it comes.
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Nothing fancy. Just smoke.
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BALKI: Cousin, let me just--
Balki.
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One thing.
LARRY: Later.
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Let her rip, dad.
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(CLANKING)
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What did you
wanna say, Balki?
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Well, I wanted to say...
Hmm...
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But now,
that seems rather obvious.
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Oh, I don't think
it's very serious.
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Just a simple repair job.
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Oh, God.
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Well, we better go tell
the janitor anyway.
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(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
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(RATTLING)
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Balki, open the door.
Cousin, I would love to.
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But there's one
little difficulty.
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The door is locked.
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We can't get out.
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Help.
Help.
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Help.
Help.
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Help.
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It's no use.
The door's solid.
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No one can hear us.
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Don't worry, Lawrence.
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If we don't come back,
Jennifer and Mary Anne
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Well, you know, I think we can
count on some water damage.
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is turn off the valve.
Presto, no more leak.
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Oh, I'll do it, dad.
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(GRUNTING)
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It... It...
It won't turn, dad.
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Well, no wonder, it's rusted.
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And how do we get rid
of rust, son?
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We knock it off with a hammer.
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Right.
I'll get one.
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Uh, uh, cousin, cousin. Oh!
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Uh, Uncle Walter.
Yes.
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Hitting it with a hammer?
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That seems like a...
A rather violent way
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to deal with rust?
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Tell me, Balki.
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Uh...
How many?
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Well...
How many?
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How many leak...
how many leaks
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have you fixed
in your lifetime?
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Um...
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None.
None? As in zero?
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As in never ever
have you fixed
a leak in your lifetime?
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That is correct.
Oh!
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Let's listen to dad, Balki.
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That's what worries me.
252
00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:00,393
We're in good hands.
253
00:16:02,229 --> 00:16:05,232
Dad uses tools like a surgeon.
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00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,301
(CLANKING)
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00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,578
Looks like the surgeon
lost a patient.
256
00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:27,920
And then, after Larry's father
separated the crackers
257
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,257
by size, shape, and flavor,
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00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,359
he counted the toothpicks
259
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:35,195
separating the round ones
from the flat ones.
260
00:16:35,262 --> 00:16:36,496
Anyway, next he
and Larry got
261
00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:38,165
into some fight
about a silly bat
262
00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:39,966
and they went down
to the basement to find it.
263
00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:43,370
Where are they?
264
00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:45,672
You've got two compulsives
and an idiot down there.
265
00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:48,041
For all we know, they could
be tunneling to China.
266
00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:50,410
(BOTH LAUGHING)
267
00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:54,081
I think I'll...
I'll go downstairs
268
00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:55,582
and see what's taking them
so long.
269
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:58,118
Well, tell them not to
hurry on my account.
270
00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:04,424
Let's analyze the problem.
271
00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:07,260
What is causing the flooding?
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00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:09,462
Balki.
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00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:14,067
My guess would be... Water.
274
00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:16,936
Good, Balki, good.
275
00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:19,038
All right. Let's think.
276
00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:26,346
All basements have drains.
Right.
277
00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:29,082
But the water isn't
running off.
278
00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:33,120
Which means
a stopped up drain.
279
00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:34,987
Right.
280
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,489
You are listening
to the master.
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00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,358
Shh. Shh.
I'm listening.
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00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:46,466
Lawrence, you look over there.
283
00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:48,368
Uh, Balki,
you look around in there
284
00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:50,069
and I'll look over here.
285
00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:55,375
* I'm singin' in the rain
286
00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:59,446
* Just singin' in the rain
287
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:03,082
* What a glorious feeling
288
00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:04,917
* I'm happy again
289
00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:07,754
Balki.
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00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:09,122
Balki.
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00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:10,557
Balki.
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00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:13,726
We can play later.
But I... I--
293
00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:15,195
Later.
294
00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:17,497
After we find the drain.
295
00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,920
Ow. Ow. Ow.
296
00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:42,989
Ow. Ow.
297
00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:44,424
Get it off.
Oh, my goodness.
298
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:46,693
Get it off.
Does that hurt much?
299
00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:48,828
Get it off!
300
00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:52,399
Ow.
301
00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:58,638
Well,
302
00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:00,907
we know the drain's
not over there.
303
00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:08,448
Larry, what's taking so long?
Don't let the door close.
304
00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:10,450
MR. APPLETON:
Uh, the door locks
from the outside.
305
00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:17,890
Let's get out of here.
306
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:21,294
Larry, what happened here?
307
00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:24,631
Dad hit the valve
with a hammer.
308
00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:27,700
Only after Lawrence
hit the pipe with a bat.
309
00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:30,303
You were playing
some kind of game?
310
00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:43,850
Wow. I didn't know
there was a pool down here.
311
00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:48,488
This is a dangerous place
for a fire extinguisher.
312
00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:50,223
ALL: No!
313
00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:52,325
(DOOR CLOSES)
314
00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:55,595
Mary Anne,
the fire extinguisher
315
00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:57,530
was holding the door open.
316
00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:59,232
Now we're locked in.
317
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,569
Well, gee, tell a person.
318
00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:06,739
It's all right,
when we don't come back,
319
00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:10,710
Lydia and Mr. Gorpley
will come down here
and let us out.
320
00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:15,315
In the meantime,
let's get back to work.
321
00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:26,793
I think I found it.
322
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:29,696
Is it, is it usually
about a foot wide?
323
00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:32,632
Yes.
Does it have grating on top?
324
00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:33,966
Yes. Yes.
325
00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:37,270
Well, then, here it is.
326
00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:39,606
Oh, there's my hibachi.
327
00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:43,943
Why are you guys
looking for a hibachi?
328
00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:46,679
We're not.
We're looking for the drain.
329
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,915
Well, you can forget it,
Larry, the drain was
sealed over
330
00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:51,951
when Mr. Winslow spilled
a load of cement down here.
331
00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:56,088
Balki, Larry, are you...
Oh, what in the world--
332
00:20:56,155 --> 00:20:57,557
Keep the door open.
Hold the door. Hold it.
333
00:20:57,624 --> 00:20:59,992
Keep the door open.
Hold it.
334
00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:02,261
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
335
00:21:02,329 --> 00:21:03,530
(DOOR CLOSES)
336
00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:09,302
If you've got something to say
to me, say it one at a time.
337
00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:12,839
You just locked us all in.
338
00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:16,343
Okay.
How could you do this?
339
00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:17,844
(ALL SHOUTING)
340
00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:25,217
Calm down. Calm down.
What's done is done.
341
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:30,723
Oh, I don't know
if anyone's noticed
342
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:33,092
Larry, there isn't a chance
we could drown, is there?
343
00:21:33,159 --> 00:21:35,462
Nobody's going to drown.
344
00:21:35,528 --> 00:21:37,296
When our other guests
are wondering where we are
345
00:21:37,364 --> 00:21:39,031
they'll come down
and let us out.
346
00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:44,471
That would be true,
Appleton, if any other
guests had arrived.
347
00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:51,778
You... Yu invite people
for 7:00
348
00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:52,945
Wait a minute.
349
00:21:57,083 --> 00:21:58,851
I don't wanna drown.
350
00:21:59,952 --> 00:22:02,422
Now, hold it. Hold it.
351
00:22:03,623 --> 00:22:05,157
Lawrence is right.
352
00:22:05,224 --> 00:22:08,661
Nobody's gonna drown.
LARRY: Thanks, dad.
353
00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:11,964
By the time the water
reaches this fuse box,
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00:22:13,265 --> 00:22:14,801
we'll all be electrocuted.
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