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* Sometimes
the world looks perfect
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* Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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* Like you need
some kind of change
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* Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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* This flame in my heart
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* Like a long-lost friend
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* Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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* Standing tall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* On the wings of my dream
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* Through the rain and thunder
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* The wind and haze
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* I'm bound for better days
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* It's my life
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* And my dream
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* And nothing's going
to stop me now *
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LARRY:
Now, don't worry.
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Everything is
gonna be all right.
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No, I promise.
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Cousin Larry,
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will be the hit of the Airline
Tennis tournament. Why?
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Because, surprise!
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I've decorated
your tennis racket!
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Thanks, Balki.
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Well, you don't
seem too jazzed.
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Did I go over the top
with the kri-kri tassels?
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No, no. I, uh,
I love the kri-kri tassels,
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but I just got a call
from my sister, Elaine.
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She got a scholarship to go to
the Juilliard's School Of Music.
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That's wonderful!
Not quite.
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She only got
a partial scholarship.
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What does that mean?
She can only go
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to part of the school?
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No.
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No, it means
they'll only give her
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part of the money for tuition.
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And she won't be able
to go to the school at all
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if she doesn't come up
with other $3,875.
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Does Cousin Elaine
have that kind of money?
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Of course not.
That's why she called me.
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Oh.
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Do you have
that kind of money?
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But I promised her
I'd come up with the money
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and I'm not gonna let her down.
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I just have to think
of a way to raise it.
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Cousin, cousin.
You know, on Mypos...
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On Mypos, a surefire way
to raise money
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has always been the goat spleen
and pig snout breakfast.
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All you can eat
for 50,000 digdas.
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Limit, ten per family.
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Let me give that some thought.
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(SERENE INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)
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(LARRY GROANING)
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LYDIA:
Balki, what happened?
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we had a car accident.
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We stopped at the red light,
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but the car behind us didn't.
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And we got rear-ended
right in our rear ends.
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Now, cousin, I can fix this.
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I used to take care of
sheep with lower back spasms.
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Take the head, please.
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(GROANS) Balki, please.
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(LARRY SCREAMING)
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Balki, please.
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(SCREAMING)
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Balki... (SCREAMING)
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(EXCLAIMING IN PAIN)
Balki...
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(WHINING)
Please, don't help me.
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Please, don't help me.
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Excuse me.
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(THUDS)
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Appleton, Bartokomous
has to sort the mail.
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If you want to rest,
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sleep on your own desk.
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He is not resting.
He's in pain. (THUDS)
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(LARRY GRUNTS)
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The boys were just
in a car accident.
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Larry hurt his back.
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Pretend you've
got a heart, Sam.
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Oh, that's terrible.
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Get off the table.
We've got mail to deliver.
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I'll be off in a minute.
I'll be fine.
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Cousin, let me help you.
No, no. No!
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Please, don't help me.
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That would be my hurt finger.
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I know.
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(GRUNTING)
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Larry.
(GRUNTS)
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I have seen some backs
go out in my time.
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So take my advice,
go to the hospital
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and have your back looked at.
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Help me sit up.
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(GRUNTING)
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Oh, much better.
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but I know how to handle this.
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A little ice, a heating pad.
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I'm sure it'll snap
right back into place.
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I won't be needing it
till the, uh, 26th.
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Cousin, I'll go get the ice.
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Do you prefer
the wet or the dry?
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Smokeless and it don't
stick to your skin.
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(SIGHS)
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(YELPING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(SIGHS)
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(GRUNTING)
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Oh!
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(GRUNTING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(BONES CRACKING, YELPS)
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Much better.
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(SIGHS)
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(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
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So, you got a lawyer yet?
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What?
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Got a lawyer yet?
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Appleton, you were rear-ended.
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You could claim whiplash
and sue the pants off the guy.
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Oh, but my back
popped into place. I'm fine.
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So?
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So, I don't believe
in making somebody pay
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for an injury I don't have.
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Appleton, the guy
wouldn't pay a thing.
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His insurance company would.
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Hey, it's no big deal to them.
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Four or five thousand dollars?
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Yeah. But, hey,
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maybe you have no use
for that kind of money.
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(SCOFFS)
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Four or five thousand dollars?
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Dr. Volvo said
that the best thing
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for Cousin Larry
to do is nothing.
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And I'm here
to make sure he do it.
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Well, he's been a prince
through all this.
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Now, cousin, shh...
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But the toughest part
is the mental anguish.
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You done?
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I mean, uh...
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when you're used
to being an active,
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vital, independent
member of society,
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it's tough
to sit back and...
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not be able to do
things for yourself.
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Even the simplest things, uh,
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picking up a magazine.
One moment.
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Tying my shoes,
turning on the TV.
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They're impossible.
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And, uh,
of course, the...
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But really,
it's the helplessness.
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The complete dependence
on someone else,
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that, I think, is the...
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the toughest pill to swallow.
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It must be pure hell.
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Oh, girls, he's exhausted.
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I'm afraid
visiting hours are over.
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Oh, well, we'll come back
tomorrow, Larry.
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And, now, don't worry
about the tennis tournament.
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We can play
in the next one.
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You bought that
cute little outfit, too.
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Well, don't cancel yet.
Shh...
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I mean, miracles can happen.
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Uh, feel better, Larry.
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MARRY ANNE: Bye.
Bye-bye.
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Feel better.
LARRY: I guess.
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Cousin Larry, you get
those thoughts of tennis
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right out of your
curly little mind.
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We have a lot
of rehab ahead of us
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before you even think about
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mixing any doubles
with Jennifer.
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Oh, you're
probably right, Balki.
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But it gives me a goal,
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something to strive for.
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Shh...
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Now, listen, I'm going
to go to the market
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to pick up some
high fiber items.
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You just sit there
and leave the striving to us.
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Where do I come up with them?
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I don't know.
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(BALKI LAUGHING)
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And it is triple set point
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for the mixed doubles
championship.
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Appleton begins his
picture-perfect serve,
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deep into the corner,
but it's returned.
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Jennifer's cute little outfit
billows in the breeze,
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as she watches Appleton
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Oh, no! Top spin lob.
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Appleton back pedals.
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Sets and smashes
an overhead...
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onto the chalk!
For the winner!
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Game! Set! Match!
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Listen to that crowd!
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(YELPS)
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(GRUNTING)
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Balki, did you see that?
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I sure did.
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I was completely healed.
Completely.
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But alas, that moment is gone.
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Alas.
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I thought you were
going to the store?
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I forgot my car keys.
Oh, lucky for me.
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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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Could you just (STAMMERS)
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help me over
to the couch here?
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(GRUNTING)
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All right. You're right.
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I've got to start doing
these things for myself.
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I got it.
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You're not buying
this anymore, are you?
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I'm not even renting it.
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Okay. Okay.
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it looks kinda bad.
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"Kinda bad?"
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You have got to understand that
I am only doing this for Elaine.
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You're only doing
this for Elaine?
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Cousin, you're up to your
belly button in babasticki!
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No, no!
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I really am doing this
for Elaine.
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See, the guy who
hit me has insurance
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and I can get money
from his insurance company
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for my back injury.
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Yes. That's the one.
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And then I am going
to take that money
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and give it to Elaine
for Juilliard.
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And nothing you can do or say
will make me change my mind.
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(INHALES SHARPLY)
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Oh, really?
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Well, how about,
liar, liar, pants on fire!
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Nope.
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Well, then, let me
tell you this, Mr. Hot Pants.
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It ain't over
until Roseanne Barr sings.
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(COMICAL INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYS)
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(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
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Mr. Appleton?
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Oh, please, uh, sit down.
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Nice touch.
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I've been going over
your accident report.
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Bamba stiki ekta kiki
iki eke bakoom. Oh, baby.
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Eeni pini epapepopokono
hodgi bodgi bam boom. Yo, mama.
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Bamba stiki ekta kiki
iki eke bakoom.
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Oh, baby.
Eeni pini epapepopokono.
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Hodgi bodgi bam boom.
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Yo, mama.
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Oh, baby...
Excuse me.
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BALKI:
Hodgi bodgi bam boom.
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A little softer, now.
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What are you doing?
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I'm preparing to chant
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the epapepopokono
hodgi bodgi bam boom.
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The Myposan Litany of Truth.
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Do you have to do that now?
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Yes, I do, cousin.
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While there might still be
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And if there is that glimmer,
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that small ember,
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the epapepopokono
hodgi bodgi bam boom...
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will fan it into a flame.
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Okay, fine, but chant quietly.
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I'm negotiating here.
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Bamba stiki ekta kiki
iki eke bakoom. Oh, baby.
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00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:26,593
Eeni pini epapepopokono
hodgi bodgi bam boom.
260
00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:29,929
A little softer now.
Briber briber steka deta tiber
261
00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:32,032
iki eke bakoom. Oh, baby.
262
00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:35,468
Eeni pini epapepopokono
hodgi bodgi bam boom.
263
00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:36,536
From the top now!
264
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:42,509
The things some people
will do for rain.
265
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,346
Now, uh, where were we?
266
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:51,318
Based on the accident report
267
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:53,820
a very handsome
settlement of $2,000
268
00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:55,955
for your pain and suffering.
269
00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:57,557
$2,000?
270
00:15:57,624 --> 00:16:00,793
But that barely
covers my pain,
271
00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:05,498
let alone my suffering.
272
00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:08,268
$3,875.
273
00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:11,571
Well, you drive
a hard bargain,
Mr. Appleton
274
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,006
but you've got
yourself a deal.
275
00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:14,541
I'll get the paper work ready.
276
00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:20,413
Elefday, ho hoo
ho ho hoo ho.
277
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:23,150
Elefday, ho hoo
ho ho hoo ho.
278
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:25,518
Elefday, ho hoo
ho ho hoo ho.
279
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:28,221
Elefday, ho hoo
ho ho hoo ho.
280
00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:31,224
Elefday, ha hoo
ho ha ha hoo ow.
281
00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:35,595
Stop it!
Stop it! Stop it!
282
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:41,068
It's over.
283
00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:42,669
I already did, cousin.
284
00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:46,773
The Litany of Truth
failed as we have seen.
285
00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:51,611
the elefday,
ho hoo ho ho hoo ho.
286
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:55,315
The Myposian Litany of Hope,
for Elaine.
287
00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:59,219
I only hope you have not
doomed her to the same fate
288
00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:02,255
as that great Myposian
accordion player,
289
00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:04,057
Oompo Mousikako.
290
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:07,094
"Oompo Mousikako?"
291
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:09,762
I never heard of him.
292
00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:11,398
So few people have.
293
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:16,103
And do you know why?
294
00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:18,171
Because he, too,
295
00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:21,408
began a very promising
career in music,
296
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:22,475
with...
297
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,412
tainted money.
298
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,248
Tragic.
299
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:31,451
You'll have to tell
me about it later.
300
00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:36,789
I think I'll tell you
about it now.
301
00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:40,260
Now would be good.
302
00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:46,065
You see, cousin,
303
00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:48,000
when Oompo was very young,
304
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,669
his brother, Bimbo,
305
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:55,708
gave him some money to buy
his very first accordion.
306
00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:58,811
And for years, Oompo made
he most beautiful music
307
00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:00,713
in all of Mypos.
308
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:02,149
In fact, it was said of him,
309
00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:04,151
he could make the sheep dance.
310
00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:09,189
He could make the sheep dip.
311
00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:23,803
And then one day,
Oompo discovered
312
00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:28,107
that the money his brother,
Bimbo, had given him was stolen.
313
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,477
He began to play badly,
314
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:34,181
which, on an accordion,
can be fairly irritating.
315
00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:42,855
His brother,
Bimbo's dishonesty
316
00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:48,461
robbed him
317
00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:50,397
And I only hope,
you have not doomed
318
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,565
Cousin Elaine to the same fate.
319
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:59,372
Mr. Appleton, I think
I've got everything in order.
320
00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:02,509
Cousin, I think Mr. Garber
want to see you.
321
00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:05,812
Listen,
322
00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:09,416
we both know that this
is a dishonest thing.
323
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:13,320
And we also both know
that deep down inside,
324
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:15,255
you are an honest man,
325
00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:16,923
and not a Bimbo.
326
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,202
If you'll just
sign this here...
327
00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:34,441
my company will send you
a check for $3,875.
328
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:44,851
Something wrong?
329
00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:49,188
(STAMMERING)
Yes, I just remembered
330
00:19:49,256 --> 00:19:52,592
that I suffered
a similar injury
331
00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:55,262
when I was in Little League.
332
00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:56,829
And, if there's
the slightest chance
333
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:59,766
that this is just
a recurrence of that injury,
334
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:01,301
uh, well, I...
335
00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:07,139
(SIGHING IN DESPAIR)
336
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:10,743
won't allow me to take
your company's money.
337
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:12,879
(LAUGHING MOCKINGLY)
338
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,282
You're joking, right?
339
00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:19,819
I beg to take issue.
340
00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:26,359
Cousin Larry don't joke
341
00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:27,860
Well, great.
342
00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:29,962
Uh, in that case,
343
00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:33,766
if you'll just sign
this release form here,
344
00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:38,305
I'll be on my way.
345
00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:39,572
(CHUCKLING SOFTLY)
346
00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:45,011
The guys down at the office
aren't gonna believe this.
347
00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:49,349
Cousin, you did it.
348
00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:51,551
You did it. I'm proud of you.
349
00:20:54,153 --> 00:20:59,292
(SIGHS)
350
00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:01,260
hadn't been
doing the wrong thing
351
00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:03,430
for the past five days.
352
00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:07,434
you know,
it usually takes a while
353
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,536
for your conscience to kick in.
354
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,771
For you, five days
is pretty good.
355
00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:16,275
I suppose it is.
356
00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:19,579
Well, I wasted
the last five days
357
00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:23,816
when I should've
been thinking
358
00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:27,620
Well, maybe,
we could sell something.
359
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:34,461
Balki, you paid $600
for that car.
360
00:21:38,698 --> 00:21:40,900
Even if we threw in
the fuzzy dice.
361
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:42,735
Which we wouldn't.
We wouldn't.
362
00:21:48,207 --> 00:21:49,709
Well, she's my sister.
363
00:21:49,776 --> 00:21:51,844
There's only one thing to do.
364
00:21:52,679 --> 00:21:54,481
I'll sell my car.
365
00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:58,918
I think your sister
is very lucky
366
00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:00,620
to have you for a brother.
367
00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:02,755
Thanks, Balki.
368
00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:11,263
Uh, Balki.
369
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,766
You're not going out
like that, are you?
370
00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:19,606
Well, of course not.
Don't be ridiculous.
371
00:22:22,609 --> 00:22:24,811
I'd look silly like this.
372
00:22:26,913 --> 00:22:29,115
Come on, cousin,
let's go make a deal.
373
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:31,418
(THEME MUSIC PLAYS)
374
00:22:36,556 --> 00:22:39,459
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