Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:10,278 --> 00:00:13,814
* Sometimes the world
looks perfect
2
00:00:13,881 --> 00:00:16,184
* Nothing to rearrange
3
00:00:16,250 --> 00:00:19,320
* Sometimes you just
get a feeling
4
00:00:19,387 --> 00:00:22,456
* Like you need
some kind of change
5
00:00:23,824 --> 00:00:27,495
* No matter what the odds
are this time
6
00:00:27,561 --> 00:00:29,863
* Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
7
00:00:29,930 --> 00:00:31,332
* This flame in my heart
8
00:00:31,399 --> 00:00:33,234
* Like a long lost friend
9
00:00:33,301 --> 00:00:37,371
* Gives every dark street
a light at the end
10
00:00:38,706 --> 00:00:41,375
* Standing tall
11
00:00:41,442 --> 00:00:45,079
* On the wings of my dream
12
00:00:45,146 --> 00:00:48,082
* Rise and fall
13
00:00:48,149 --> 00:00:51,619
* On the wings of my dream
14
00:00:51,685 --> 00:00:53,621
* Through the rain
and thunder
15
00:00:53,687 --> 00:00:55,089
* The wind and haze
16
00:00:55,156 --> 00:00:58,326
* I'm bound for better days
17
00:00:58,392 --> 00:01:01,529
* It's my life
and my dream
18
00:01:01,595 --> 00:01:05,199
* And nothing's gonna
stop me now *
19
00:01:19,447 --> 00:01:22,283
Cousin, I'm so excited,
20
00:01:22,350 --> 00:01:24,752
and I just can't hide it.
21
00:01:24,818 --> 00:01:27,155
I'm about to lose control...
22
00:01:28,856 --> 00:01:30,758
And I think I like it.
23
00:01:32,393 --> 00:01:35,563
I can't believe I am finally
going to fly on an airplane
24
00:01:35,629 --> 00:01:38,799
and spend a whole week
in The Great Pumpkin.
25
00:01:41,569 --> 00:01:43,036
No, Balki,
not "The Great Pumpkin."
26
00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:45,173
New York City
is the "Big Apple."
27
00:01:46,874 --> 00:01:48,142
Is that all you're taking?
28
00:01:48,209 --> 00:01:51,779
Well, of course not.
Don't be ridiculous.
29
00:01:51,845 --> 00:01:54,582
I'm wearing an extra
set of Jockey shorts.
30
00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:01,822
Hi, girls!
Hi!
31
00:02:01,889 --> 00:02:03,724
Hi.
Oh, hi.
32
00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:06,294
Are you two ready
for New York City?
33
00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:08,061
Larry, about that
34
00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:09,730
I'm afraid
we have some bad news.
35
00:02:09,797 --> 00:02:11,899
We've finally been assigned
to work the Hawaii flight
36
00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:13,567
the one we've been
bidding on for so long.
37
00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:15,903
It's the best route
on the schedule, more money,
38
00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:18,472
and something most flight
attendants only dream about.
39
00:02:18,539 --> 00:02:21,141
Well, that doesn't
sound like bad news to me.
40
00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:23,377
It doesn't, does it?
41
00:02:25,279 --> 00:02:27,348
What was the bad news, Jennifer?
42
00:02:30,184 --> 00:02:31,519
The bad news is that
43
00:02:31,585 --> 00:02:33,221
we have to start
our new flight tomorrow
44
00:02:33,287 --> 00:02:35,456
so we can't go
to New York with you guys.
45
00:02:35,523 --> 00:02:37,425
I'm really sorry, Larry.
46
00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:42,095
Oh. Oh... Well, uh...
47
00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:45,699
Well, that's al right.
I understand about careers.
48
00:02:48,402 --> 00:02:52,406
the, the Big Apple will be
rotten to the core.
49
00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:59,313
If you weren't,
you could go to Hawaii
with us.
50
00:03:00,248 --> 00:03:02,383
Hawaii?
Well, that sounds great!
51
00:03:02,450 --> 00:03:04,051
But, but I don't know
if we can afford it.
52
00:03:04,117 --> 00:03:06,554
No, sure you can. If you fly
stand by it'll be just
53
00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:08,889
a little bit more than you
spend on your trip to New York.
54
00:03:08,956 --> 00:03:11,392
Cousin, Hawai-i!
55
00:03:13,126 --> 00:03:15,062
It will be fun and educational.
56
00:03:15,128 --> 00:03:18,399
Isn't that where the Japanese
bombed Pearl Bailey?
57
00:03:22,436 --> 00:03:23,737
Yes, it is.
58
00:03:25,339 --> 00:03:29,277
Well, let's go to Hawaii!
ALL: Oh!
59
00:03:29,343 --> 00:03:31,044
This is great!
60
00:03:31,111 --> 00:03:33,281
Well, we better go
get packed.
61
00:03:33,347 --> 00:03:34,482
We'll see you in the morning.
62
00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:36,083
We'll be ready.
63
00:03:36,149 --> 00:03:37,685
We'll never be ready.
64
00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:39,387
It took six weeks to
pack for New York City.
65
00:03:39,453 --> 00:03:43,957
Now I've got 12 hours
to pack for Hawaii.
66
00:03:44,024 --> 00:03:45,793
yet not fussy, in case
we go out to dinner...
67
00:03:45,859 --> 00:03:48,729
Cousin, all you
need for Hawai-i
68
00:03:48,796 --> 00:03:51,064
is a swimsuit, a towel
69
00:03:51,131 --> 00:03:57,170
and a pair of those sandals
70
00:03:57,237 --> 00:04:02,476
Thongs.
71
00:04:12,052 --> 00:04:13,253
Hello.
72
00:04:14,288 --> 00:04:15,823
Hello.
73
00:04:16,724 --> 00:04:18,225
Hi.
74
00:04:18,292 --> 00:04:19,860
Hello.
75
00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:20,961
Hello.
76
00:04:21,028 --> 00:04:22,863
I'm Balki Bartokomous.
77
00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:25,599
Balki Bartokomous.
I'm in 22D.
78
00:04:25,666 --> 00:04:27,635
Feel free to drop by anytime.
79
00:04:28,636 --> 00:04:30,871
Hello, hello, hello.
80
00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:33,307
How are you?
Balki Bartokomous.
81
00:04:33,374 --> 00:04:34,875
Sheepherder.
82
00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:41,782
Cousin, cousin?
22D and E, come on down!
83
00:04:47,421 --> 00:04:48,622
Sorry.
84
00:04:51,492 --> 00:04:53,894
Excuse me.
85
00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:56,530
Oh!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
86
00:04:56,597 --> 00:04:58,131
I'll be by in a second.
87
00:04:58,198 --> 00:04:59,700
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
88
00:04:59,767 --> 00:05:02,670
Oh, oh. I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
89
00:05:02,736 --> 00:05:05,072
Let me, let me just get by,
and I'll be fine.
90
00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:07,341
I'm sorry.
I'm very sorry.
91
00:05:13,381 --> 00:05:14,915
Thank you.
92
00:05:17,017 --> 00:05:18,686
Cousin, uh...
93
00:05:20,421 --> 00:05:21,422
You know, uh,
94
00:05:21,489 --> 00:05:23,424
if you check,
check these bags
95
00:05:23,491 --> 00:05:24,692
then they, they'll put them
96
00:05:24,758 --> 00:05:26,594
in the stomach
of the plane for you.
97
00:05:27,428 --> 00:05:28,896
Balki, Balki, Balki.
98
00:05:28,962 --> 00:05:31,599
I make it a point to carry on
all my luggage
99
00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:32,933
and put
in the overhead compartment.
100
00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,535
Well, just, let me...
101
00:05:37,505 --> 00:05:42,843
I was just going to say that
102
00:05:42,910 --> 00:05:44,545
So it was.
103
00:05:44,612 --> 00:05:46,346
Cousin, uh, you...
Uh, let me take care of that.
104
00:05:46,414 --> 00:05:48,215
You do your bag.
All right, all right,
all right.
105
00:05:48,281 --> 00:05:49,617
Thank you so much.
106
00:05:54,287 --> 00:05:56,990
Oh. I'm, I'm so sorry.
Oh, that's okay.
That's okay.
107
00:05:59,126 --> 00:06:01,361
I'm sorry.
It's okay. It's okay.
108
00:06:05,132 --> 00:06:06,767
Thank you, sir.
109
00:06:12,272 --> 00:06:15,976
You know I love
the way you demanded
110
00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:19,780
Oh!
111
00:06:19,847 --> 00:06:21,982
Well, there's a lot about me
you don't know, honey.
112
00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:24,918
But you'll have the rest
of our lives to find out.
113
00:06:26,353 --> 00:06:27,755
Let me guess.
114
00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:32,493
Honeymooners?
115
00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:34,628
Yes, we are.
116
00:06:34,695 --> 00:06:38,065
So tell me, was it
a prearranged marriage?
117
00:06:38,131 --> 00:06:40,734
Or did you have to pay
for her with livestock?
118
00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:47,475
Gee, she looks like
she could command at least
119
00:06:47,541 --> 00:06:49,009
two sheep and a goat.
120
00:06:50,711 --> 00:06:53,246
Do you know, my Aunt Uvula
used to say
121
00:06:53,313 --> 00:06:54,515
"Just give me an ox.
122
00:06:54,582 --> 00:06:58,318
"I don't care about the dowry
123
00:06:58,385 --> 00:07:00,821
Excuse him.
Excuse him.
124
00:07:00,888 --> 00:07:03,957
He's on anti-nausea medication.
125
00:07:09,697 --> 00:07:12,933
Balki, these people
don't want to be disturbed.
126
00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,602
Now, buckle up.
127
00:07:14,668 --> 00:07:18,839
But, cousin, as you know
128
00:07:18,906 --> 00:07:21,675
both for aesthetic
and practical considerations.
129
00:07:21,742 --> 00:07:25,412
As I once--
Seat belt. Oh, here.
130
00:07:25,479 --> 00:07:27,347
Here.
Oh...
131
00:07:27,414 --> 00:07:28,616
Comfy?
Yeah.
132
00:07:28,682 --> 00:07:30,183
Tight enough?
Oh, yes!
133
00:07:44,598 --> 00:07:47,034
Balki, put
the tray table up.
134
00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:50,571
Well, I--
Put the tray table up now.
135
00:08:09,557 --> 00:08:11,191
Stop it!
136
00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:20,133
You're not ever
gonna do that again,
137
00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:24,271
are you?
138
00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:26,674
It is...
139
00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:30,243
It, it's, it's very disruptive
to the travel experience.
140
00:08:42,790 --> 00:08:44,324
Come here.
Oh, cousin, no!
141
00:08:44,391 --> 00:08:46,694
I promise
I'll never touch it.
Come here. Come here.
142
00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:48,662
Come here!
Come here! Come on!
143
00:08:59,139 --> 00:09:00,240
Ooh...
144
00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:13,654
* Trailers for sale or rent
145
00:09:13,721 --> 00:09:16,489
* Rooms to let 50 cent *
146
00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:17,691
Balki.
147
00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:21,094
* No phone no pool no pets
148
00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:25,432
* I ain't got
no cigarettes
149
00:09:25,498 --> 00:09:27,835
* Two hours of pushing... *
150
00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:29,336
Balki!
Aah!
151
00:09:32,205 --> 00:09:35,508
Why you did that for?
152
00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:38,879
This is a no-singing section.
153
00:09:42,282 --> 00:09:43,851
Hi, guys.
154
00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,986
Jennifer! Mary Anne!
155
00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:47,655
Oh!
156
00:09:50,758 --> 00:09:54,094
Oh, we just wanted
to say "Hello"
157
00:09:54,161 --> 00:09:56,964
Well, then, I have
to give you these now.
158
00:09:57,030 --> 00:10:01,835
I baked us a little treat
for our trip.
159
00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:03,436
Those look good.
What are they?
160
00:10:03,503 --> 00:10:06,907
These are honey-roasted
chalkidikis.
Hmm.
161
00:10:06,974 --> 00:10:08,809
What?
162
00:10:08,876 --> 00:10:10,343
Honey-roasted
chalkidikis
163
00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:12,512
the traditional
travel food of Mypos. Cousin.
164
00:10:12,579 --> 00:10:16,116
Yeah, no, I'll wait
for the honey-roasted peanuts.
165
00:10:16,183 --> 00:10:18,786
The traditional
travel food of America.
166
00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,521
Balki, these are delicious.
167
00:10:21,588 --> 00:10:25,959
Oh, thank you very much.
168
00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:29,629
but they have a shelf-life
of over 120 years.
169
00:10:31,899 --> 00:10:35,803
PILOT:
This is Captain Hogan.
170
00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:37,037
Seatbelts on.
Oh.
171
00:10:37,104 --> 00:10:38,939
Would you buckle up.
Buckle up.
172
00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:49,282
BALKI:
Cousin, we're fly-ing!
173
00:10:58,726 --> 00:11:02,930
Larry, I feel terrible,
and so does Mary Anne.
174
00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:04,431
Well, maybe
it's something you ate.
175
00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:06,166
What'd you have for breakfast
this morning?
176
00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:09,202
Well, just a little coffee,
dry toast
177
00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:12,105
and that chalkidiki
Balki gave us.
178
00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:17,978
Jennifer, think very carefully.
179
00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:20,714
What kind of toast was it?
180
00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:23,917
Balki, it wasn't the toast.
181
00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:25,719
What's in those chalkidikis?
182
00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:27,287
Cousin, nothing special.
183
00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:29,556
Just, uh, you know,
184
00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:32,325
uh, flour, eggs, honey, yeast,
185
00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:35,362
um, goat spleen
186
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,767
aged at room temperature
187
00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:42,169
until it has that
little green fur on it.
188
00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:46,473
Salt and pepper to taste--
Excuse me.
189
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,711
Little green fur?
190
00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:53,680
Cousin, I know
what you're thinking.
191
00:11:53,747 --> 00:11:57,084
You're thinking
I should have waited
192
00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:59,319
but that's-that's only
what they do
193
00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:00,720
on the south side of Mypos.
194
00:12:00,788 --> 00:12:02,389
It's a regional thing.
No, no, no.
195
00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:04,792
That's not what
I'm talking about.
196
00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:06,526
Those chalkidikis
made her sick.
197
00:12:06,593 --> 00:12:08,561
I find that hard to believe.
198
00:12:08,628 --> 00:12:10,764
I've been eating them
since I was five years old
199
00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:12,132
and they never made me sick
200
00:12:12,199 --> 00:12:15,035
un-unless I have them
with milk.
201
00:12:15,102 --> 00:12:17,871
But, but you don't combine
spleen with dairy products.
202
00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:19,807
It's, uh, common knowledge.
203
00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:23,043
What happens if you do?
204
00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:24,411
You wish you were dead.
205
00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:33,386
Ah.
206
00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:37,524
Mary Anne?
Hmm?
207
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:38,625
How do you feel?
208
00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:40,127
I wish I were dead.
209
00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:43,864
Not a good sign, cousin.
210
00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:45,933
Did you have any dairy
products this morning?
211
00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:48,635
Just the cream in my coffee.
212
00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:50,103
That would do it.
213
00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:58,478
Jennifer, maybe
you should get help
214
00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:00,180
from the flight attendants
in first class.
215
00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:02,049
No, Larry, they'll think
we can't handle the job
216
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,750
and we'll lose the route.
217
00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:04,818
Hey, don't worry.
218
00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:06,987
I had a glass of milk, and
219
00:13:07,054 --> 00:13:09,022
I think that will make
me feel better.
220
00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:11,058
Think again.
221
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,326
Oh!
222
00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:17,164
Cousin, uh, remind me
223
00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:21,001
to put a warning label
on any future chalkidikis.
224
00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:26,039
Balki, are they
gonna be all right?
225
00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:29,476
But until then,
it won't be pretty.
226
00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:32,212
MAN:
Hey, what do you have to do
to get a drink on this flight?
227
00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:34,614
Oh, I guess I better explain
to the other passengers.
228
00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:35,983
I'm sure they'll understand.
229
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:38,485
No, no, no.
You can't do that.
230
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:40,220
Those people
don't wanna understand.
231
00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:42,189
All they want is service.
232
00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:43,991
Well, of course, how are
they going to get service
233
00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:46,093
with, uh, Jennifer
and Marry Anne so sick?
234
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:49,662
We'll do it ourselves.
235
00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:52,966
What?
Come on.
236
00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:54,634
pour some coffee,
heat up a few TV dinners.
237
00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:56,569
Let's go.
Cousin, I want the blue one.
238
00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:57,905
No, it doesn't make
any difference.
239
00:13:57,971 --> 00:14:00,807
No, I really want it.
240
00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:02,309
All right. All right. Here.
241
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,950
Okay.
242
00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:11,818
Let's head 'em up
243
00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:13,253
and move 'em out.
244
00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:25,432
Maybe this little thing
down here is the brake.
245
00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:36,443
Yep.
246
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:37,644
That was it.
247
00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:54,727
Sir, may I interest you
in a refreshing beverage?
248
00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:56,263
White Russian.
249
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:58,065
Oh, my goodness, no, no, no.
250
00:14:58,131 --> 00:14:59,967
Ah, many people
make that mistake.
251
00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:02,235
I'm actually
an olive skinned Myposian.
252
00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:04,471
Balki, it's a drink.
253
00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:06,539
Oh, that White Russian!
254
00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:08,108
Coming up.
255
00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:10,410
Hup, ho!
Ho!
256
00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:11,611
Ice.
257
00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:13,446
Nice.
Ice.
258
00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:15,582
Nice twice.
259
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:18,218
Vodka.
Alodka.
260
00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:19,486
Oh, hup.
261
00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:21,588
Ho. Hey.
262
00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:23,456
Kahlua.
263
00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:25,025
For you-a.
264
00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:27,627
Hup. Ho!
Ho!
265
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,332
Cream.
266
00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:33,733
A dream.
267
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,468
Hup, ho!
268
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:40,073
Swizzle.
A bizzle.
269
00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:48,348
I thought you guys
were just passengers.
270
00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:50,217
Oh, no, no, no.
Uh, we work for the airline.
271
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:53,386
We're, uh,
quality control experts.
272
00:15:54,321 --> 00:15:56,889
Yes, whenever we find quality,
273
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,658
we try to control it.
274
00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:05,565
Don't go away, anybody.
275
00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:12,439
Balki.
276
00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:15,275
Balki.
277
00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:17,110
Balki, this is great!
278
00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:18,611
For the first time,
I'm helping Jennifer
279
00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:21,048
out of a jam
I didn't get her into.
280
00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:26,353
Come on. Let's get
the dinners ready.
281
00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:28,621
HOGAN: Ladies and gentlemen,
this is Captain Hogan again.
282
00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:30,290
Please fasten your seat belts.
283
00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:31,858
It appears
we'll be experiencing
284
00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:33,326
a little turbulence.
285
00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,363
Cousin,
286
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,298
what, what is turbulence?
287
00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:56,583
Is that regular?
288
00:16:56,649 --> 00:16:58,885
Yes, it is.
Oh, good.
289
00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:00,687
There you are.
Aah! Aah!
290
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:01,954
Yeah.
291
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:05,058
Is that decaf?
Yes, it is.
292
00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:11,164
Cream or sugar?
Yes, please.
293
00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:13,066
Aah! Ooh!
294
00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:16,803
Well, the cream
is-is by your left foot
295
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,705
and, uh, the sugar...
296
00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:27,514
Hey, you, muck!
My baked potato's cold.
297
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:30,417
Here, let me heat that up
for you.
298
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:31,884
Will you get these dirty trays?
299
00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:33,920
Dirty trays?
We haven't even eaten yet.
300
00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:48,601
Yeah.
MAN: Yeah, when
are we gonna eat?
301
00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:50,770
Balki, help me.
302
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:57,644
Balki, rows 22 through 24
still need their dinners.
303
00:17:57,710 --> 00:17:59,212
and then we've got
to pick up the trays
304
00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:01,047
from rows 19 through 21.
305
00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:03,183
23A wants a club soda
with a twist
306
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:06,052
and 86 the 7-and-7 on, uh, 26B.
307
00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:07,820
10-4, cousin.
308
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:11,324
Listen...
309
00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:16,028
Uh, 19C.
Okay.
310
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,131
Ow!
Oh, oh, cousin!
311
00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:20,467
Ooh.
Aah! Aah!
312
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:23,002
Aah! Aah!
Ow. Ow. Ooh. Ooh.
313
00:18:23,069 --> 00:18:25,638
Aah.
Ooh! Aah!
314
00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:27,574
Ow! Ow!
315
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,709
Ow! Ow! Ow!
316
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,110
Ow! Ow! Ow!
317
00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:32,445
Thank you.
318
00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:39,452
You, pick up the dirty trays.
319
00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:42,455
MAN: Hey,
what's taking so long?
WOMAN: Yeah, what's going on?
320
00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:45,158
I just--
Where's my vegetarian meal?
321
00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:47,594
Oh, sir, I know
just where it is.
322
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,662
It's in
the Mr. microphone oven.
323
00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:50,730
I'll go get it.
324
00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:58,471
There...
MAN:
Hey, hey, hey. Wait!
325
00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:00,373
It's mine now, buddy.
326
00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:08,147
Here you go, sir.
327
00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:10,217
One veterinarian supper.
328
00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:12,018
But this is steak.
I'm a vegetarian.
329
00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:13,186
Well, I added that.
330
00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:14,921
Our veterans deserve the best.
331
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:22,995
There you go.
332
00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:24,364
WOMAN: Thank you.
MAN: Yeah.
333
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,867
You promised to get me
a brownie, dear.
334
00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:29,869
Well, I think
they're out of them, dear.
335
00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:31,638
I want a brownie!
336
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:35,808
Uh, I think, I can get you
an extra brownie.
Thank you.
337
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:38,478
Why does the broad
get an extra brownie?
338
00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:41,848
Broad? Hey, you can't call my
bride a broad, buddy.
339
00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:44,484
You wanna step outside?
340
00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:47,687
All right.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
341
00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:49,989
Look, I know we're all
a little irritable
342
00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:51,224
because we haven't eaten--
343
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:54,227
Yeah, and it's all your fault.
344
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:55,762
Let's take over the kitchen.
345
00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:56,863
ALL: Yeah.
346
00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:58,598
Cousin, need some help?
347
00:19:58,665 --> 00:20:02,335
Hey, why are you on a coffee
break when I'm starving?
348
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:03,970
Yeah, let's get our own food.
349
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,506
All right. All right.
Hold it right there!
350
00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:11,978
My God!
351
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:13,513
I think he means it!
352
00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:15,315
What is the movie anyway?
353
00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:16,949
Oh, it's a good one.
354
00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:18,618
Ernest Goes to Camp.
355
00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:19,719
Get him!
356
00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:21,454
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
357
00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:24,824
Now, just, just get back,
funky cats.
358
00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:32,064
Now, I may be mistaken
359
00:20:32,131 --> 00:20:34,567
You're supposed to be going
off to have a nice vacation.
360
00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:36,836
Why aren't you happy
and joyful?
361
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:39,772
Why are you acting
like a lunch mob?
362
00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:45,745
ALL: Yeah!
363
00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:47,580
Well, I got
a hot flash for you.
364
00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:49,616
We're not flight attendants
at all.
365
00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:53,085
Here are your
flight attendants
366
00:20:53,152 --> 00:20:55,755
and they happen to be two
of the best in the business.
367
00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:02,595
Unfortunately, at the moment
368
00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:06,533
Yeah, well, cry me a river.
369
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,568
We understand that.
370
00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:10,236
The only reason
we're only doing this
371
00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:12,138
is to help these ladies out.
372
00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:15,842
I mean, if somebody complains
they could lose their jobs.
373
00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:18,378
Look, look, is it, is it
too much to ask
374
00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:20,480
that, that we all just help
out a little?
375
00:21:20,547 --> 00:21:23,149
Just sit down
and be patient
376
00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:25,452
and, and we'll get to you.
377
00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:26,786
Think about it.
378
00:21:26,853 --> 00:21:29,722
You're fighting
over airline food.
379
00:21:31,691 --> 00:21:34,661
Yeah, he's got a point,
my brownie was awful.
380
00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:36,596
I thought the Jell-O
was pretty good.
381
00:21:36,663 --> 00:21:37,997
But I'm still hungry.
382
00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:41,834
You know what?
383
00:21:41,901 --> 00:21:43,970
I don't know how-how
Jennifer and Mary Anne
384
00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:47,306
serve dinner at all with the
plane bouncing around like this.
385
00:21:47,374 --> 00:21:49,509
HOGAN:
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is Captain Hogan again.
386
00:21:49,576 --> 00:21:51,978
I think the turbulence
is finally behind us.
387
00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:54,347
Flight attendants may now
begin serving dinner.
388
00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:07,494
BALKI: Girls, I'm glad
you're feeling better.
389
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,562
You know, Jennifer,
after trying to do your job
390
00:22:09,629 --> 00:22:12,765
I have a whole
new respect for you.
391
00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:14,601
No-no-not that I didn't
respect you before.
392
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:16,769
Oh, no. I understand.
393
00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:19,506
Oh, look.
Someone left their jacket.
394
00:22:19,572 --> 00:22:21,107
Jennifer, uh...
395
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:22,975
Although you feel fine now
396
00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:24,176
I got to warn you
397
00:22:24,243 --> 00:22:27,079
that there is one
nasty little side effect.
398
00:22:27,146 --> 00:22:28,581
For about a week
you're going to have
399
00:22:28,648 --> 00:22:31,083
a very bad reaction to plaid.
400
00:22:33,620 --> 00:22:35,722
A bad reaction to plaid?
401
00:22:35,788 --> 00:22:36,823
Oh, Balki.
402
00:22:38,224 --> 00:22:40,527
Well, I guess, I'll turn
this in to lost and--
27568
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
