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* Sometimes
the world looks perfect
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* Nothing to rearrange
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* Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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* Like you need
some kinda change
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* No matter what the odds
are this time
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* Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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* This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend
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* Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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* On the wings of my dream
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* Rise and fall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* The rain and thunder
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* The wind and haze
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* I'm bound for better days
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* It's my life and my dream
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* And nothing's gonna stop me
now *
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Mind if I use your phone?
Don't touch that phone.
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You wanna rephrase that,
baby?
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I'm sorry, Harriette,
I just mean
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I am expecting
a very important phone call.
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Cousin Larry is on the verge
of a very big perversion.
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Promotion.
Very big promotion.
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And I really
can't talk about it.
It's very hush hush.
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Oh, is that the job on the
investigative reporting team
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working with Marshall
and Walpole?
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How did you know?
People talk in elevators.
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I listen.
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Cousin, there's an idea.
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You should wait
in the elevator.
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That's where
all the news is.
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Well, I hope
you get your call soon.
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I've got to call
the phone company.
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You know we moved
into your building
three days ago
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and still haven't
gotten our phone
hooked up.
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Really?
My son is going
through phone withdrawal.
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Hello. Hello.
Yes. Yes.
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He's standing right here.
I'm his cousin.
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He's my cousin.
Oh!
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Appleton.
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Yes.
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Yes!
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That was
Marshall and Walpole.
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They wanna see me
upstairs right away.
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Yeah, that means
I can use the phone now.
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Be my guest.
Cousin, good luck.
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Good luck, baby.
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Look at those
little legs go.
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Oh, Harriette,
this job means
so much to Cousin Larry.
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If he gets it, he'll
feel five feet tall.
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Hey, baby.
Hi, sweetums.
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Hi, Balki.
Hi, Carl.
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Hey, Balki,
I brought you some more
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wanted posters
for your collection.
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Got it, got it.
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Oh, Carl.
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A Joey the Fish rookie card.
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First offense.
Oh, thank you, Carl.
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You're welcome.
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Not you, baby.
Oh!
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Mmm.
How come your lips
taste so sweet?
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Uh...
Is that powdered sugar
on your mouth?
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No, no, no, it's not sugar.
It's, um, uh...
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Uh...
Don't lie to me,
you've been eating donuts.
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Oh, Carl, did you
have some of those ones
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we'd always have...
Oh, you did.
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Look, there's
a little jelly
on your hand.
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There's some crumbs
on your lip--
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and you're in the
line of fire.
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Oh, I beg your pardon.
I beg you pardon.
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If anybody needs me,
I'll be over there
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separating the assault
from the battery.
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Okay.
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How many donuts
did you eat?
None.
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How many?
Just one.
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How many?
All right, two, okay, two.
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How many?
All right, nine.
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And I'm paying the price.
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Now, lookie here,
I didn't come here to argue.
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They got me working
undercover.
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Oh, I worry
when you work undercover.
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Oh, well, now don't worry,
don't worry.
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I'll be all right, and I'll be
home before you know it.
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Come here.
See you later.
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Bye, Balki.
Bye, Carl.
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Thanks again for
Joey the Fish.
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Hey, I'm just glad
I can get 'em for ya.
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He's gonna be big.
Oh-ho-oh-oh.
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No need to do that.
I know the way.
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Carl, you got food
in that car,
don't you?
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Now...
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It's just a little
something for the guys
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HARRIETTE: Yeah, I got it.
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Balki.
Cousin.
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Balki.
Cousin.
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Balki.
Cousin.
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Balki.
Cousin.
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Balki.
Cousin.
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You are looking
at Larry Appleton,
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investigative reporter.
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Oh, yeah!
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Oh, cousin,
congratulations.
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Your ship has finally
hit the fan.
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How fat is your big,
fat raise?
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Well, they didn't give me
a raise as such.
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Well, no need
to be greedy.
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After all, you got
that fancy new office.
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Well, they thought
it would be best
if I stayed right here.
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Well, you got that
company car you wanted.
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Well, no.
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Business cards?
No.
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Pencils with your
name on them?
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No.
Cousin,
work with me here.
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I'm trying hard
to keep up my enthusiasm.
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Balki, those things
don't matter.
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This is a big break for me.
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I am on the
investigative reporting team
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of the Chicago Chronicle.
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I'll be out there
digging up the facts.
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Exposing scandals,
writing the hard news.
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Balki, for the first time,
I am a real reporter.
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Appleton,
assistant research liaison
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to the investigative reporting
team of Marshall and Walpole.
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They did give me a title.
Wow!
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Yes, sir,
Mr. Walpole.
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This could be
my first assignment.
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Yes, sir.
I'm ready.
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Got it. Got it.
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Hard salami.
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They want me to
get them lunch.
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Well, you still got
that snappy title.
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Well, Balki,
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my first day
as an investigative reporter
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and the only thing I exposed
was some fatty corned beef.
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Oh, come on, cousin.
Don't be discouraged.
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Your dream
is coming true.
Oh!
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Come on, you're...
You're a member
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of the investigative
reporting team.
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Don't you think that
Mushmouth and Polevault
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started out
where you're starting out?
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Marshall and Walpole.
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All right, all right, look,
I read all about them.
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I know that
they started out
at the bottom
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writing little
tiny pieces
for the paper.
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And then they
moved on to
the features department
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and they are writing
bigger stories.
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And then,
after a few years,
they stumbled
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onto that milk scandal
and the rest,
as they say
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is hysterectomy.
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You know, Balki,
you're right.
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You've shown me
what I have to do.
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And not for
the first time either.
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Cousin, I'm glad
you're seeing that
patience is the key.
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I don't have time
for patience.
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What I need
is a sensational story
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that will launch me
right to the top.
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Just like Marshall
and Walpole.
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But right now, I'm gonna
get a good night sleep.
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I'm gonna get up at 3:30,
go hang out at night court.
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Love that show.
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There's bound
to be something
happening down there.
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Hi, guys.
BOTH: Hi, Carl.
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I'm really sorry to bother you
but I'm expecting
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they could reach me here,
I hope you guys don't mind
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if I kinda hang around
a little while?
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Oh, no. Come on in.
No, it's no problem.
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All right.
All right.
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Uh, look, Carl, uh,
I don't mean to seem rude
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but, uh, I gotta get
some shut-eye.
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Oh!
I'm exhausted.
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Okay. Goodnight.
Goodnight.
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So, Carl,
how's it going?
Oh, great.
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We're this close
to busting
a big politician.
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But, hey, I can
sleep tomorrow.
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Let's talk.
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Cousin, I thought
you were going to bed.
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Oh, suddenly,
I feel wide awake.
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Guess I'm getting
my second wind.
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I'll get the antacid.
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So, Carl, uh, you're closing
in on a corrupt politician?
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Yeah, I really
wanna nail this guy.
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And we're about to
spring a trap for him
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and a big mob kingpin.
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Original formula.
Yeah.
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He's been takin' bribes
from the mob for years.
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Cousin, uh, you want a spoon
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or will you be
chugalugging tonight?
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Chugalugging, chugalugging.
Ahem!
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So, uh, this politician,
we talking, uh, local, state
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federal, appointed, elected?
Did I vote for him?
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Did you vote for him?
Nod if I'm getting warm.
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Uh, Larry, I really
can't say anymore about it.
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This is official
police business.
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of the Chronicle's
investigative reporting team.
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I wouldn't wanna see
this on the front page.
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Larry and Balki's Water Works.
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Which drip do you
want to talk to?
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Carl, it's for you.
That's my call.
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Oh, two points.
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It's going down tonight?
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Oh, when?
Oh! "Childproof cap."
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Okay, you make sure
that Alderman is there
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Right.
Uh-huh.
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Okay, no, he doesn't
suspect a thing.
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Listen, uh, what's the address
to the restaurant?
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Okay, got it.
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All right, I'll see you
in 20 minutes. Bye.
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Listen, fellas, I really
shouldn't have said all I said
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about the case
I'm workin' on.
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But you two guys
are my friends
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Carl, don't worry because
your secret is safe with us.
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Thanks.
If anybody knows
how to keep a secret
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we are
those people.
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Thank you.
Once again, Carl,
don't worry.
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All right.
Because your secret
is safe with us.
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Gee, thanks.
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What secret is he
talking about?
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I think Carl is going
to make a big bust.
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That's the secret?
Carl is interested
in sculpting?
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Not that kind of bust.
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No.
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A bust means Carl
is going to arrest
a crooked politician
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who is involved
with organized crime.
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This is the story
I'm looking for.
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All I have to do is rub
a pencil across this pad.
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Then I can make out
the impression and find out
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where the arrest
is going to happen.
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Why would you
want to do that?
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Because I am going
to put this story
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on the front page
of The Chronicle.
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On the front page?
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Someone might see it.
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Not just someone.
Everyone.
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Cousin,
I don't think so.
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We promised Carl
that we would keep
this a secret
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and I intend to
keep our word.
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Give me the pad...
Balki.
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I need the address
on that pad.
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When Carl
makes the arrest,
I've got to be there.
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Well, in this case,
you don't have a
ticket to ride.
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Cousin, Carl told us
to keep this a secret
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and I intend to do it.
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Oh, hey, hey, hey,
I don't have
a problem with that.
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You keep it a secret,
but give me the pad.
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Cousin, if you build a career
by betraying a friend
245
00:12:58,011 --> 00:12:59,512
you'll hate yourself.
246
00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:00,780
I'd get over it.
247
00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:09,957
Stand back,
248
00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:13,226
or I'll sweep you
into tomorrow.
249
00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:19,332
Balki, give me that pad.
250
00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:23,636
No, cousin.
This is wrong.
251
00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:26,473
Carl don't want us
to have this information.
252
00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:28,808
Oh, oh, oh!
253
00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:30,978
So that's what's
bothering you.
254
00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:33,413
Yes.
255
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:36,183
You think Carl doesn't want us
to have that information.
256
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:38,151
That is correct.
But Balki, no.
257
00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:41,088
That is not correct.
The truth, the truth is...
258
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:44,091
The truth is that Carl
259
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,159
wants me to have that address.
260
00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:48,061
You see this is the way
information is passed
261
00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:51,331
from undercover cops
to investigative reporters.
262
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:56,303
But if, If Carl wanted you
to have this information
263
00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:58,138
why he didn't just
come out and say it?
264
00:13:58,205 --> 00:14:00,073
Well, he couldn't do that.
No?
265
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:03,110
No.
He'd get into trouble.
266
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,744
We wouldn't want that
to happen now, would we?
267
00:14:04,811 --> 00:14:06,079
No.
LARRY: No.
268
00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:10,283
BALKI: No.
No.
269
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,185
He does want me
to have that address.
270
00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:14,321
He does.
But he can't give it to me.
271
00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:17,490
He can't?
No.
272
00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:18,926
Balki, think about it.
273
00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:23,730
If Carl didn't want me
to put it in the paper
274
00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:26,199
he wouldn't have told me
to keep it a secret.
275
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,271
Wait a minute.
276
00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:36,276
Are you, are you saying
that Carl gave us a secret
277
00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:39,212
and told us to keep
that secret a secret
278
00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:42,149
but that, that really
wasn't what he wanted?
279
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:44,117
What he really wanted
was for you
280
00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:45,718
to put that secret
on the front page
281
00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:49,856
of the newspaper so that
everyone can know this secret
282
00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:52,159
that we are supposed
to be keeping a secret?
283
00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:57,097
Exactly.
284
00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:00,500
Exactly what?
Exactly what you just said.
285
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,502
I don't know
what I just said.
286
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,808
I went into the kitchen
to get the antacid.
287
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:10,710
I couldn't get
the top of it off--
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00:15:10,777 --> 00:15:13,246
Balki, Balki, Balki,
Balki, Balki.
289
00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:16,449
Look, this is all
very, very simple.
290
00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:23,456
hoping we would
make it public.
291
00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:26,259
we would be honor-bound
to keep it a secret.
292
00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:28,761
Because Carl knows
a secret
being a secret
293
00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:30,430
is the only thing
worth making public.
294
00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:32,165
Otherwise,
why call it a secret?
295
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,073
Take the pad.
296
00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:44,411
I've got a headache.
297
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:57,190
Nothing. There is nothing.
This always works
in the movies.
298
00:15:57,257 --> 00:16:00,127
Balki, how am I gonna
find out where Carl's
making the arrest?
299
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,563
He gave us a secret...
300
00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:09,102
Balki, why can't I
ever get a break?
301
00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:15,742
Oh, don't worry,
cousin.
302
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:19,212
I glanced at the pad
while he was writing it down.
303
00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:22,249
Balki, I'll never
forget you for this.
304
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:24,184
We've got 10 minutes
to get there.
305
00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:27,520
He, and... And...
306
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:30,257
If you put on the front page
of the newspaper
307
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,292
then everyone would
know the secret
308
00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:34,061
that we are supposed
to be keeping a secret.
309
00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:35,862
Because he said to us that--
Let's go.
310
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:47,740
Hey, Alderman, I'm glad
you could make it.
311
00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:50,210
Hey.
Adios.
312
00:16:50,277 --> 00:16:51,744
Well, there was no way
I was gonna miss
313
00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:56,516
Sergeant Bergetti's
surprise party.
314
00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:58,485
So, uh, how is Carl
gonna get him here
315
00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:00,087
without, uh,
spoiling the surprise?
316
00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:01,588
How do you get a cop
to go anywhere?
317
00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:04,357
You promise him
a free meal, right?
318
00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:06,025
All right, all right,
but one question.
319
00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:08,661
With all the cops in here,
who's minding the city?
320
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,406
Look at this place.
321
00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:21,541
It's crawling
with criminals.
322
00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:24,911
They look like
nice people to me.
323
00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:28,481
Oh, Balki,
Balki, Balki.
324
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,750
When you've been
on the street
as long as I have
325
00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:34,487
there are some things
you just know.
326
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,689
I have been on the street
as long as you have.
327
00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:38,791
We left the house
at the same time.
328
00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:46,433
Just stick close to me.
329
00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:49,569
Try not to draw attention
to yourself.
330
00:17:57,644 --> 00:17:59,078
Planter.
331
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:08,821
Loose tile.
Careful.
332
00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:20,700
Oh, my Lord.
333
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:24,337
Alderman Zittrell
is sitting at
a table in the corner.
334
00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:26,105
He must be
the crooked politician
335
00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:27,574
Carl is going to arrest.
336
00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:30,843
Oh, my Lord!
337
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:33,112
That's the
chief of police
with him.
338
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:34,647
He must be
a crook, too.
339
00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:38,485
I've got to know
what they're talking about.
340
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:40,253
Balki...
341
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:43,956
I am going to try
to tape their conversation.
342
00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:46,293
Wait here.
343
00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:48,461
Could I have
a Shirley Temple
over here?
344
00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:55,902
Wait here.
Don't speak.
345
00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:04,811
Let me freshen
that for you.
346
00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:16,423
There you are.
Thank you.
347
00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:25,965
I can't believe it.
348
00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:28,935
I am blowing the lid off
the biggest story in town.
349
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,137
If Carl hadn't
let this slip, I'd
still be getting lunch
350
00:19:31,204 --> 00:19:33,273
for those bozos,
Marshall and Walpole.
351
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,444
Let it slip?
What?
352
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:40,247
You told me that
Carl wanted us
to have this information.
353
00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:42,915
No, he did, uh,
let it slip
is a generic term
354
00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:44,751
which can be used to denote
one who wants to convey--
355
00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:48,688
Cousin, cut
the Bullwinkle!
356
00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:54,594
Okay. I lied.
Big deal.
357
00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:56,496
I'm trying to build
a career here.
358
00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:58,298
If you have a problem
with that...
359
00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:00,900
Go home.
360
00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:05,272
I will.
361
00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:16,082
Balki, you are
interfering with the
freedom of the press.
362
00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:17,450
Oh, phoo!
363
00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:23,256
Cousin.
364
00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:26,859
Balki.
365
00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:31,764
Cousin, please.
366
00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:35,835
Hi!
Hi!
367
00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:46,979
The bread's fine.
368
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,452
Loose tile,
careful.
369
00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:59,292
Are you happy?
Well--
370
00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:00,960
You could have
gotten us killed.
371
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:04,897
Give me that.
372
00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:07,066
CHIEF OF POLICE:
Don't worry,
everything's all set.
373
00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:09,769
As soon as Carl comes
in that door with Carmine
374
00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:16,309
boom, we let 'em have it.
375
00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:17,910
BALKI AND LARRY:
Hi.
376
00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:23,850
Balki, Alderman Zittrell
is planning to murder Carl.
377
00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:25,685
We've got to
get out of here
and warn him.
378
00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:30,357
Okay,
this is it.
379
00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:33,393
Now when I give the signal.
Balki, we've got
to stop him.
380
00:21:42,268 --> 00:21:45,204
Surprise!
381
00:21:45,271 --> 00:21:46,906
Well, you
got that right.
382
00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:02,922
Carl, I am so
sorry about all
the embarrassment--
383
00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:05,324
Hey, Larry,
don't worry about it.
384
00:22:05,392 --> 00:22:07,394
You're already
a legend downtown.
385
00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:09,896
They'll be laughing
about you for years.
386
00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:12,732
Oh, cousin,
isn't that nice?
387
00:22:12,799 --> 00:22:15,034
And you thought you
made a fool of yourself.
388
00:22:16,703 --> 00:22:19,105
Well, I better
get downstairs.
389
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,440
Harriette waits up for me.
390
00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:22,542
She likes to dust me
for fingerprints.
391
00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:25,845
Why? Doesn't she
trust you when
you work undercover?
392
00:22:25,912 --> 00:22:28,615
Oh, no, no, no.
It's nothing like that.
393
00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:31,851
It's just a little thing
that we do.
394
00:22:39,392 --> 00:22:43,463
Boy, some
investigative reporter.
395
00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:45,898
I blew the lid off
a surprise party.
396
00:22:47,266 --> 00:22:49,836
Oh, come on, cousin.
Don't be down on yourself.
397
00:22:49,902 --> 00:22:52,238
You're a good writer
and a hard worker.
398
00:22:52,304 --> 00:22:54,707
And someday,
you're gonna
be just as famous
399
00:22:54,774 --> 00:22:56,776
as Maytag
and Whirlpool.
400
00:22:58,077 --> 00:22:59,446
You really think
I'm a good writer?
401
00:22:59,512 --> 00:23:01,147
Well, of course,
I do.
402
00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:02,682
Don't be ridiculous.
403
00:23:04,150 --> 00:23:05,918
Well, maybe you're right.
404
00:23:05,985 --> 00:23:09,355
If I just hang in there,
work hard,
405
00:23:09,422 --> 00:23:10,423
my time will come.
406
00:23:10,490 --> 00:23:11,958
Of course, it will.
407
00:23:12,024 --> 00:23:15,428
Remember, cousin,
patience is a virgin.
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