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[David Pomeranz performing
"Nothing's Gonna Stop Me Now"]
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♪ Sometimes the world
looks perfect ♪
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♪ Nothing to rearrange ♪
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♪ Sometimes you just
get a feeling ♪
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♪ Like you need
some kind of change ♪
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♪ No matter what the odds
are this time ♪
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♪ Nothing's gonna stand
in my way ♪
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♪ This flame in my heart ♪
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♪ Like a long lost friend ♪
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♪ Gives every dark street
a light at the end ♪
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♪ Standing tall ♪
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♪ On the wings of my dream ♪
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♪ Rise and fall ♪
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♪ On the wings of my dream ♪
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♪ The rain and thunder ♪
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♪ The wind and haze
I'm bound for better days ♪
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♪ It's my life and my dream ♪
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♪ Nothing's gonna stop me now ♪
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[instrumental music]
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Yes, I know, Mr. Endicott
owns the paper
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that's-that's why
I'm calling him.
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Yeah, well, well,
I rather not tell you
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what floor I work on.
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Well, I-I'm, I-m afraid,
if I do tell you
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you'll hang up on me.
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Al-al-alright, alright,
uh, I work in the basement.
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And I just wanted..
Hello? Hello!
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That's amazing.
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You was dynamic on the phone
as you are in person.
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I can't believe it,
I have this great idea
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for an investigative
reporting team
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and no one will listen to me.
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If-if I could have five minutes
with Mr. Endicott
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I know he would love my idea.
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If I can just get
past his secretary.
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Now, who am I kidding?
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Mr. Endicott
wouldn't listen to me.
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His secretary
won't listen to me.
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Nobody listens to me.
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What do you think
I should do, Harriette?
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Harriette.
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Oh, sorry, baby,
I wasn't listenin'.
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♪ Forget your troubles
come on get happy ♪
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♪ You better chase
all your cares away ♪
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♪ Sing Hallelujah
come on get happy ♪
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♪ Get ready
for the judgment day ♪
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♪ Sun is shinin'
come on get happy ♪
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♪ The Lord is waitin'
to take your hand ♪
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♪ Sing Hallelujah
come on get happy ♪
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Balki, Balki, Balki.
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If you want me
to get happy, stop singing.
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Now, where have you been?
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I've been delivering
the invitations
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to Mr. Endicott's party.
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Oh. Boy, would I love to
go to that party.
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Well, cousin,
I'm glad to hear that
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because I need the ride.
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You got invited to the party?
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But you-you don't even know
the Endicotts.
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Oh, cousin,
that's not entirely true.
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Last week, while I was
delivering the mail
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I meet Mrs. Endicott,
and we had a very nice chat.
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Um, I told her I was an heir
to the throne of Mypos and..
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[clears throat]
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...told a few jokes
and like that
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she invited me to the party.
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W-w-wait a minute!
What did you tell her?
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I told her the one
about the rabbi
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and the kangaroo, you know..
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No, no.
Not, not the joke.
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The part about being an heir
to the throne of Mypos
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you never told me,
you were an heir to the throne.
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- I didn't?
- No! You didn't.
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Well, slap me stupid.
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Balki, this-this is incredible.
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Well, what are you,
first in line?
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Second? Third?
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Nine hundred and eighty-sixth.
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Is everyone on Mypos,
an heir to the throne?
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Well, of course, no.
Don't be ridiculous.
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Only the men and a few of
the older women with moustaches.
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I don't suppose you got around
to telling Mrs. Endicott
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that there were 985 heirs
ahead of you.
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Cousin, that's common knowledge.
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Right.
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Right.
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So we can go to
the Endicotts for the weekend.
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And I'll finally get a chance
to tell Mr. Endicott
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my idea for the paper,
and that will kick my career
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into a high gear.
Balki. Life is good.
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Cousin, I told you
I could make you get happy.
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♪ Forget your troubles
come on get happy ♪
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♪ You better chase
all your cares away ♪
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♪ Sing Hallelujah
come on get happy ♪
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♪ Get ready
for the judgment day ♪
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♪ Sun is shinin' ♪
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[door opens]
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Balki.
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I got a new sport coat,
a new pair of pants.
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When I walk in to that party,
people are going to turn
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and say..
What's that smell?
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Are you cooking pig snout?
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You bet your baby babkas.
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Cousin, I've got
thirty gallons of pig snout
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that I need to take
to the Endicotts' shindig.
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Listen, when it's my turn
to pick the party game
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I'm going to suggest
barbing for snout.
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It happens to be
a great ice-breaker.
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I'm sure it is.
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Balki!
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[clears throat]
These people
don't barb for pig parts.
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The Endicotts are rich
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and the rich
are not like you and me.
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Oh, come on, cousin,
they're just like everyone else
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they put their pantyhose on,
one leg at a time.
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One leg at a time,
you think so?
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- 'I know so.'
- You do?
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- Yes, I do.
- Balki, tell me.
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How many rich people
do you know?
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- Ah.
- How many?
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- Ah.
- How many?
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How many rich people? How many
rich people do you know?
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None.
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None? As in zero, as in
no rich people do you know?
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That is correct.
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Well, it just
so happens that I..
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...have envied rich people
all my life.
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And I am very familiar
with their customs.
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When they invite you
into their homes
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you have to behave the way
they expect you to behave.
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What the Endicotts expect
to see is Prince Balki.
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So you have to act
like royalty.
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Cousin, I don't know
how do that.
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Luckily, I do know
how do that.
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I knew you would.
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Now. First of all.
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Royalty always refer
to themselves
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in the first person plural
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never in
the first person singular
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always in
the first person plural.
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So..
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...if someone asks you
what you think of the party
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you would say..
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- I think--
- Wrong.
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- You think..
- No.
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He, she or it thinks?
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We think.
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- We do?
- That's right.
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- What's right?
- "We" is right.
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I know we is,
but what is we right about?
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"We" is the correct word.
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- We is.
- Now you've got it.
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- I do.
- We do.
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We do? We do what?
What are we talking about?
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I don't know
what we're talking about.
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Last thing I know,
I was cooking up some snout!
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Balki..
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Balki, Balki, Balki,
Shh, shh, shh.
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Let me make this
very simple for you.
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Just use the word, "we"
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instead of the word, "I."
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Wait a minute, you mean,
I simply substitute
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the plural person of pronoun
for the singular in all cases?
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Why you didn't say so?
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My mistake.
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Okay, let's try it.
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You arrive at the party
and someone says to you
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"Oh, welcome,
Prince Bartokomous
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so good of you to come."
And you would say..
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"We are very happy to be here.
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"And we would appreciate it
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"if one of you good people
would give us a hand
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with our tub of snout."
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[instrumental music]
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[indistinct chatter]
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Wow, cousin.
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King Ferdinand's whole palace
would fit in here.
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And there would be
plenty of room
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left over for his livestock.
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(Larry)
'The Endicotts are coming.'
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Remember, you are royalty.
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Prince Bartokomous.
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Your Highness.
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Everyone? Attention.
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May I present His Highness
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Balki Bartokomous,
crowned prince of Mypos.
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[applauding]
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Thank you.
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Your Highness, Mrs. Endicott
and I are honored
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by your presence in our home.
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Oh, and a lovely,
lovely home it is.
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We were just remarking
that it would be
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perfect for
the king's livestock.
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You are too kind.
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Go on with you.
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You'll have to
excuse the prince.
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Uh, when he meets
someone he likes
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he gives them the royal shove.
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[laughing]
How delightful!
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I hope I don't get
the royal bruise.
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You nut! She's crazy.
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Your Highness,
would you please excuse us?
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I see that some guests
have just arrived.
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Oh. Oh, yes,
no problem, Mrs. Endicott.
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Oh, no!
Please, please.
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Call us...Muffy and Bobo.
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- Do make yourself at home.
- Sure.
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- Mr. Endicott, I was hoping--
- Excuse me.
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Cousin..
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Look at this.
Everybody brought food.
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I knew I should
have brought the pig snout.
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Well, it's too late
for that now, uh..
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Balki, listen, uh..
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I really have to
talk to Mr. Endicott
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for a couple of minutes.
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Why don't you go
and get something to eat?
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Oh, thank you.
Thank you very much.
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Well, oh, my goodness!
Thank you very much.
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Well, for heaven's sake!
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Oh, well, uh,
don't mind if I do.
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Well, I'm-I'm-I'm speechless.
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[comical music]
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[music continues]
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[shattering]
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[instrumental music]
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Your Highness.
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Would you mind terribly
if we joined you?
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Why? Are we coming apart?
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You! Take a load off.
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- Oh, prince.
- Oh, stop it.
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Your Highness,
I'd be honored if you'd drop by
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the country club next week.
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We could play a little golf.
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We love little golf.
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We're especially good
at the windmill hole.
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[laughing]
Prince! Stop!
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Tell me, Your Highness.
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What do you think
of American women?
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Well, we think they spend
a little too much time
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trying to remove
excess facial hair.
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A trap we're glad to say
you didn't fall into.
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[laughing]
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You know it's a pity
the Mypiot humor
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doesn't translate into English.
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Or any other language.
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Your Highness,
I-I've been wondering.
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Why in the world would
a prince be working
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in the mail room
of my husband's newspaper?
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Well--
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Could I field this one
for you, prince?
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Oh, well..
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Uh, His Highness doesn't want
anyone at The Chronicle
253
00:14:41,833 --> 00:14:44,066
to know he's heir to the throne.
254
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:47,266
He came to this country
to find a wife
255
00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:50,266
but he wants her to
love him for himself.
256
00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:53,300
(Larry)
'Not for his wealth
and power and place in history.'
257
00:14:54,666 --> 00:14:57,666
That sounds like
that Eddie Mumphry movie
258
00:14:57,700 --> 00:14:59,433
"Coming To America."
259
00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:04,000
Would you, um, excuse us?
260
00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:06,266
And them.
261
00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:16,633
Cousin, are you aware that
you just told a big, fat lie?
262
00:15:17,566 --> 00:15:19,300
I'm-I'm sorry, Balki.
263
00:15:19,333 --> 00:15:21,666
I guess I'm just so frustrated
at not being able to get to
264
00:15:21,700 --> 00:15:24,366
Mr. Endicott that I-I forgot
265
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:26,133
that lying was a bad thing.
266
00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:32,166
If the lying doesn't stop,
I'm outta here!
267
00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:34,233
Okay! It's alright,
I'm better now.
268
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:35,600
- You are?
- Yes, I am.
269
00:15:35,633 --> 00:15:37,733
- No more lying?
- No more lying.
270
00:15:37,766 --> 00:15:40,166
Attention, attention.
271
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:43,066
We need two more for polo.
Does anyone play?
272
00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:44,333
We do.
273
00:15:46,233 --> 00:15:47,766
[instrumental music]
274
00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:17,533
I didn't know
polo would be so hard.
275
00:16:20,833 --> 00:16:23,533
Cousin, think about it.
276
00:16:26,233 --> 00:16:30,066
Hitting a tiny ball
with a stick..
277
00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:33,533
...while riding
a galloping horse at full speed
278
00:16:33,566 --> 00:16:36,033
is not a skill you can fake.
279
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:43,000
I thought
the horse would do more.
280
00:16:45,366 --> 00:16:47,266
[sighs]
281
00:16:47,300 --> 00:16:49,333
Alright, cousin.
282
00:16:49,366 --> 00:16:51,433
The time has come for me to tell
283
00:16:51,466 --> 00:16:53,466
Muffy and Bobo the truth.
284
00:16:56,700 --> 00:16:58,566
If you tell the Endicotts
you are not a Prince
285
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:01,100
they will throw us out
and I will never get a chance
286
00:17:01,133 --> 00:17:02,500
to talk to Mr. Endicott.
287
00:17:02,533 --> 00:17:05,700
Nevertheless.
The truth must be served.
288
00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:08,500
Can't you serve it later?
289
00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:13,600
No. It's getting cold.
290
00:17:17,666 --> 00:17:19,733
You realize I'll have to go now?
291
00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:22,700
Yes. I know.
292
00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:27,233
You know I'll have to stop you.
293
00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:31,233
Yes. I know.
294
00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:37,033
[grunting]
295
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:42,600
No. No. No.
296
00:17:42,633 --> 00:17:44,733
Not the nose!
Not the nose!
297
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,400
It's the pride of Mypos.
298
00:17:48,433 --> 00:17:49,400
- Oh.
- Ah.
299
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,133
[grunting]
300
00:17:54,733 --> 00:17:56,666
[shattering]
301
00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:10,400
(both)
Hi.
302
00:18:13,233 --> 00:18:16,300
Uh, Bobo, I-I..
303
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:21,366
Mister.
Mr. Endicott.
304
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,333
Bobo.
305
00:18:23,366 --> 00:18:25,366
I-I-I'm so glad I ran into you.
306
00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:26,766
I'd like to tell you about
a terrific idea
307
00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:28,166
I had for the paper.
308
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:30,266
We set up an investigative
reporting unit
309
00:18:30,300 --> 00:18:32,166
you know, along the lines
of Woodward and Bernstein.
310
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:34,033
I'd be happy
to head up the team.
311
00:18:34,066 --> 00:18:36,400
Statistics show that papers
who have these teams
312
00:18:36,433 --> 00:18:38,800
win more Pulitzers
and increase their circulation
313
00:18:38,833 --> 00:18:41,066
on an average of 4.63 percent.
314
00:18:41,100 --> 00:18:43,333
I think it's just the thing
The Chronicle needs.
315
00:18:43,366 --> 00:18:45,366
A bad idea.
316
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:49,233
I had an investigative reporting
team on the last paper I owned.
317
00:18:49,266 --> 00:18:51,400
They got me sued
for 38 million dollars.
318
00:18:51,433 --> 00:18:52,466
Hmm?
319
00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:56,333
- What was your name again?
- McGregor.
320
00:18:58,400 --> 00:18:59,633
Joe McGregor.
321
00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:03,766
[Balki mumbling]
322
00:19:10,533 --> 00:19:11,600
That's better.
323
00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:16,333
Buffy, Momo.
324
00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:23,200
I'm sorry about the mess.
325
00:19:23,233 --> 00:19:25,633
Oh, please.
Don't concern yourself.
326
00:19:25,666 --> 00:19:29,566
It's nothing.
A Persian rug.
327
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,333
A gift from the Aga Khan.
328
00:19:33,366 --> 00:19:35,133
A small price to pay
329
00:19:35,166 --> 00:19:37,766
for the honor of
Your Highness' company.
330
00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:39,533
Well, we gotta talk about that.
331
00:19:39,566 --> 00:19:42,733
Do we really?
Do we really?
332
00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:45,033
I mean, I've said everything
I have to say, and-and--
333
00:19:45,066 --> 00:19:46,466
Let it go, Joe.
334
00:19:50,166 --> 00:19:51,066
Uh..
335
00:19:53,266 --> 00:19:56,400
I'm not the kind of royalty
you think I am.
336
00:19:56,433 --> 00:19:59,166
I am an heir
to the throne of Mypos but..
337
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:03,366
...so are all
the other men on Mypos
338
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:06,466
and a few of the older women
with moustaches.
339
00:20:12,166 --> 00:20:13,733
Oh, dear, look at the time.
340
00:20:13,766 --> 00:20:15,766
Why don't we all
go in to dinner?
341
00:20:17,566 --> 00:20:19,300
[indistinct murmuring]
342
00:20:20,433 --> 00:20:22,166
Well, you see, cousin?
343
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,500
I-I told the Endicott's
the truth about myself
344
00:20:24,533 --> 00:20:26,600
and-and they didn't
throw us out.
345
00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:35,033
Uh..
346
00:20:35,066 --> 00:20:36,633
- Bobo?
- Balki.
347
00:20:36,666 --> 00:20:38,300
- Muffy?
- Balki.
348
00:20:38,333 --> 00:20:40,766
Muff! It-it's Balki.
349
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:44,400
[chuckles]
You-you-you
accidentally locked us out.
350
00:20:44,433 --> 00:20:46,666
It was no accident, Balki.
They meant to lock us out.
351
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:49,766
Cousin..
352
00:20:51,633 --> 00:20:54,233
You mean that-that the Endicotts
353
00:20:54,266 --> 00:20:57,400
pretended to be my friends
but they were not?
354
00:20:58,666 --> 00:21:01,566
I'm sorry we ever came.
355
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:04,433
Forget about
the Endicotts, Balki.
356
00:21:04,466 --> 00:21:06,066
If they don't want
you as a friend.
357
00:21:06,100 --> 00:21:08,733
Well, they're the ones
who are missing out.
358
00:21:08,766 --> 00:21:10,433
You-you have more class
in your little finger
359
00:21:10,466 --> 00:21:12,366
than all of them put together.
360
00:21:13,100 --> 00:21:14,300
[sighs]
361
00:21:14,333 --> 00:21:16,333
Thank you, cousin.
362
00:21:16,366 --> 00:21:18,633
All rich people
are snobs anyway.
363
00:21:18,666 --> 00:21:21,100
Horse apples!
364
00:21:21,133 --> 00:21:23,533
Not all rich people are snobs,
just those jerks.
365
00:21:23,566 --> 00:21:24,766
And what do they know?
366
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:28,069
They never worked
a day in their lives.
367
00:21:28,102 --> 00:21:30,769
Wow! Imagine what
they'd have if they worked?
368
00:21:34,502 --> 00:21:35,902
I've been watching you
all evening.
369
00:21:35,936 --> 00:21:37,636
You seem like a nice kid.
370
00:21:37,669 --> 00:21:40,469
But 86, the royalty act.
371
00:21:40,502 --> 00:21:42,802
And you, I like the idea
you had for the paper.
372
00:21:43,869 --> 00:21:46,569
Well, I appreciate that, but..
373
00:21:46,602 --> 00:21:48,802
Bobo, the clown hates it.
374
00:21:48,836 --> 00:21:50,136
What does it matter
what we think?
375
00:21:50,169 --> 00:21:51,836
Oh, it doesn't matter
what you think.
376
00:21:51,869 --> 00:21:54,869
It matters what I think.
I'm Bobo Sr.
377
00:21:57,936 --> 00:22:00,836
You're Bobo-Bobo-Bobo?
378
00:22:00,869 --> 00:22:02,702
You're Bobo-Bobo-Bobo..
379
00:22:02,736 --> 00:22:04,436
Bobo-Bobo-Bobo..
380
00:22:04,469 --> 00:22:07,369
Cousin, this really is no time
381
00:22:07,402 --> 00:22:08,936
for your Bing Crosby imitation.
382
00:22:12,636 --> 00:22:15,869
I still own controlling
interest in the paper.
383
00:22:15,902 --> 00:22:19,569
And I think that your idea about
the investigative reporting team
384
00:22:19,602 --> 00:22:21,969
isn't half bad.
385
00:22:22,002 --> 00:22:24,069
You like it?
Did you hear that, Balki?
386
00:22:24,102 --> 00:22:26,802
He likes it!
You mean I can head up the team?
387
00:22:26,836 --> 00:22:28,436
No, that's the half
that was bad.
388
00:22:29,969 --> 00:22:32,736
We need somebody
that's more experienced.
389
00:22:32,769 --> 00:22:35,902
'But don't worry, you'll get
your chance to be on the team.'
390
00:22:35,936 --> 00:22:39,569
I never forget
a name, Joe McGregor.
391
00:22:41,569 --> 00:22:42,669
Uh-ah, Appleton.
392
00:22:42,702 --> 00:22:45,802
Uh, my name is
actually Larry Appleton.
393
00:22:45,836 --> 00:22:48,569
Joe McGregor is just a nickname.
394
00:22:48,602 --> 00:22:49,802
It's a stupid nickname.
395
00:22:51,602 --> 00:22:53,969
Almost as stupid as Bobo.
396
00:22:54,002 --> 00:22:55,869
Skippy! Now, that's a nickname!
397
00:22:58,536 --> 00:23:00,669
Open up! It's Big Bobo!
398
00:23:06,102 --> 00:23:08,569
Well, there you go, cousin.
399
00:23:08,602 --> 00:23:10,602
All rich people are not snobs.
400
00:23:10,636 --> 00:23:12,969
Big Bobo was very nice to us.
401
00:23:13,002 --> 00:23:14,769
He didn't invite us
in to dinner.
402
00:23:14,802 --> 00:23:16,936
Well, don't you
worry about that.
403
00:23:16,969 --> 00:23:19,369
I've got 30 gallons
of pig snout at home
404
00:23:19,402 --> 00:23:21,069
with your name on it.
405
00:23:21,102 --> 00:23:22,836
[instrumental music]
406
00:23:30,802 --> 00:23:31,936
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