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* Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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* Sometimes you just
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* Get a feeling like you
need some kind of change
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* No matter what
the odds are this time
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* Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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* This flame in my heart
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* Like a long lost friend
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* Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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* Standing tall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* Rise and fall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* The rain and thunder
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* The wind and haze
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* I'm bound for better days
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* It's my life and my dream
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* Nothing's gonna stop me now
* Nothing's gonna stop me now
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* It's my life and my dream
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* Nothing's gonna stop me now
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* Nothing's gonna stop me now *
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We're serious, you girls
pick the restaurant
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and Balki and I will
take you to dinner.
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Money is no object.
You heard that right.
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When Larry and Balki
go first class,
they eat the whole hog.
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Oh, he'll give us a raise.
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Cousin Larry put it
in very uncertain terms.
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Mmm-hmm, after the little
talk I had with him yesterday
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it's in the bag.
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I was good. No.
No, I was great.
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I told him that
when he walked
through that door today
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I wanted an answer
and it had better be
the right one.
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Good morning,
Mr. Twinkacetti.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Mr. Twinkacetti?
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Isn't there... Something
you want to tell us?
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Yeah, get to work.
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Well, look-- Look at the time.
We'd better go.
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Bye-bye.
Bye.
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Cousin, we are not going to
let him do that to us, are you?
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No.
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No, we're not. We're gonna
clear this up right now.
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Mr. Twinkacetti, we need
to talk about our raise.
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Oh, yeah, I promised I'd have
an answer for you, didn't I?
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You're darn tooting.
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Well, I guess
we're snookered.
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Hey...
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What?
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I know you're overworked.
I'm not insensitive.
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That's why I hired
a new guy to help you out.
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Wait a minute.
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how can you afford
to hire a new man?
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You see, the money
I'm gonna pay the new guy
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will be trickling
out of your salary.
Sorry.
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All right.
All right, Twinkacetti.
You pushed me too far.
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Well, I'm not gonna
take it anymore.
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There are a million jobs
out there better than this.
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And there are a million
bosses better than you.
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I quit.
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I quit too!
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Balki, I appreciate
your loyalty,
and I understand
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you're willing
to make a sacrifice,
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Yes, I do.
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We're a team.
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We should be together.
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Mr. Twinkacetti
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Like the great
Nancy Sinatra said
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"These boots were
made for walking."
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Fine. Walk.
Who needs you?
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Oh, yeah
Well, who needs you?
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Ha!
Ha-ha!
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Ha!
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That felt pretty good.
Well, you can say that again.
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Ha!
Ha-ha!
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Ha.
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Now what do we do?
I don't know.
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Ah.
Ah-ah.
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Ha.
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In America, you can do
anything you want to do.
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You just have to
set your sights high.
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Lower, Balki.
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"Fat Marsha's?"
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This can't be the place.
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This place doesn't have
a management program.
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A methadone program, maybe.
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Okay, we train for that.
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Cousin, come on, face it.
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We're going to have to
chew the bullet on this one.
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It's been two weeks,
the rent is due
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and I haven't heard back
from the Supreme Court.
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Uh, excuse me.
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Uh, we were supposed
to meet a Ms. Manning.
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That's me, Fat Marsha.
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You don't look fat,
Fat Marsha.
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Well, thank you, sweetie.
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I used to weigh 300 pounds
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but when I opened
this place, I lost my appetite.
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Now I'm having
the time of my life.
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or are you answering
my ad in the personals?
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We're-- We're here
about the jobs.
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My name is
Balki Bartokomous
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and this is my cousin,
Larry Appleton.
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Hey, you're cute.
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Uh... Well, I think
there's been a mistake.
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No, you're cute,
all right.
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And you're not so bad yourself.
Where are you from?
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Oh, I'm from Mypos.
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But I can still
work here, can't I?
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Well, of course,
you can, darling.
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I'm an equal-opportunity
employer.
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Well, I'm
an equal opportunity.
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Well, the employment
office sent us here
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for management
trainee positions,
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but I'm sure they gave
us the wrong address.
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Ah, no mistake.
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My other management
trainees quit.
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They were,
uh, worn out.
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I'll get you
a couple of uniforms.
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Well, no, actually,
we were really looking for
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something with career
advancement opportunities.
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Well, don't worry, cutie.
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She's got a nice smile.
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Then, you put
the burger on the bun,
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the bun on the plate.
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Then you take
the ticket from the wheel
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and you place 'em
both on the counter.
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"Ring the bell."
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I like your spirit, Balki.
Oh.
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And you have nice,
firm handwriting.
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Do you ever
arm
Oh!
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No. That would
be cheating.
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Cheating?
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I like that.
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Here. Put these on.
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No. Like this.
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Need a hand, honey?
No, I got it.
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Oh, there's something
about a man in uniform
that drives me crazy.
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Hmm... I'll see you boys
in a couple of hours.
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I'm gonna go
pump some iron.
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Oh, cousin, you're not
going to believe this.
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I already
don't believe this.
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It's a humongous
can of tuna.
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Yes, I bet they are.
And look at this.
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A message center.
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And this.
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A bell system.
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Balki, wake up and smell
the roach spray.
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Well, in Mypos, this is
a five-star restaurant.
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This is the best offer
we've had in two weeks.
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All right, all right.
Let's try to make
the best of it.
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Okay. Uh, I want
be the cook.
No.
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No, no, I want...
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Balki, I'll be the cook,
you be the waiter.
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No, I want be the cook.
No.
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I want be the cook.
No.
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No, you can't.
Balki, please.
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All right,
you can be the cook.
Okay.
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Why am I arguing about
the level of my humiliation?
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* Pour myself
a cup of ambition
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* And yawn and stretch
and try to come to life
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* Working nine to five
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* What a way to make a living
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* Working nine to five
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* It's all takin'
and no givin'... *
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Balki.
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Mmm-hmm.
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There you go.
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...baby. Yeah, baby.
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There you go.
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May I help you?
Yeah.
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Last time I was in here,
the meat loaf was gritty.
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It tasted like sawdust
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and the gravy was a kind
of greenish-brown stuff.
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What's it like today?
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Pretty much the same.
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Give me a double order.
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Double order of meat loaf.
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Oh, and, uh, I'm missing
an order of fries.
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I don't see
an order of fries.
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If it's not on the wheel,
you don't get a meal.
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I just made that up.
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French fries.
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I love this machine.
It does shrimp too.
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Yes, I know,
but if we did
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Are these ready?
Well, almost. Okey-dokey.
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Now, we've got two
blackhawk burgers...
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...and one puck burger...
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...and three slap-shot slaws.
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Balki,
I can see the orders.
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Do you have
to ring the bell?
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I have to ring the bell.
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Okay.
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We got two blackhawks
with slaw
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and one puck with slaw.
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Your French fries
are coming.
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Your meat loaf
will be out in a sec.
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It's soaking.
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Anybody need anything?
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Good.
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Balki, this job
is a breeze.
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I think I'll bring in
a little TV tomorrow.
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Balki, what are you doing?
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Marsha told me to do that
for the 4:00 rush.
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but you don't see me packing.
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You got vacation already?
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No, Balki, I mean,
it's 4:00 now.
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You're looking at the rush.
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Ah, Balki, come here.
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Come on. Look outside.
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Okay
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I see a big herd
of people coming
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across the street
from the stadium.
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Oh, my Lord. There must
have been a game today.
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Cousin, they're pulling
the parking meters
out of the ground.
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There must have
been a hockey game.
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Oh, that was the worst
game I've ever seen!
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Hey, I haven't
ordered yet.
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All right, yes.
Who had the puck burger?
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Where is my chili dog?
I don't know.
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Here, have a puck burger.
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Hurry up.
What's wrong with you?
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When are you
gonna take my order?
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Yeah, I'm a little
busy right now.
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MAN: Yeah, right!
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Balki, what are you doing?
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Pat Sajak makes
it look so easy.
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All right. Balki. Balki.
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Don't go to pieces
on me now.
I need you. I need...
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Be here for me.
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I will.
All right, come on.
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All right,
all we gotta do is
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just put these
things together here.
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I'll just put them together.
Everything will be fine.
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We're just gonna get these
fries in all the orders.
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If we put the fries on all
of these, we're gonna be fine.
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Balki, Balki, Balki.
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Are you with me, buddy?
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Yes, I am.
All right. All right.
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Hey! I'd like to eat
while I still have my teeth.
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MAN: Yeah!
All right, here we go. Coming.
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I'm still waiting
for my chili dog.
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00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:49,809
Okay, you have the blackhawk
burgers and the puck pups.
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I still haven't ordered yet.
Well, I ordered for you.
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Who do I have to kill
to get a chili dog
around here?
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Uh, it's ready right now.
I'll get it. I'm gonna get it.
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00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:09,062
Balki. Balki, I need
a chili dog desperately.
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00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:13,100
Well, cousin,
we're all out of chili.
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Well, but, well, it, my chili
happens to be very popular.
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00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:20,107
Balki, there is a man
over there who will kill me
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if I don't give him
a chili dog right now.
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00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:27,614
Well, cousin,
we're out of chili.
251
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:28,815
Hey, bozos.
252
00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:31,718
BOTH: Hi.
253
00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:34,587
I still don't have
my chili dog.
254
00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:36,423
Coming.
255
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:38,691
Is that him?
Yes, yes, that's him.
256
00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:41,228
Well, then I suggest
we find some chili.
Okay.
257
00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:45,031
Okay, okay.
258
00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:47,967
What is it?
Well, I--
I found something.
259
00:17:48,034 --> 00:17:51,804
What is it?
It looks something like chili.
260
00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:55,408
It's green.
261
00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:58,044
I'm waiting.
262
00:17:58,111 --> 00:17:59,579
Close enough.
263
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,162
There you go.
264
00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:16,829
Uh, this was
supposed to be to go.
265
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:18,265
Right, yes, of course.
266
00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:25,372
Here you go.
On the house.
267
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:32,645
Watch where you're
walking, jerk face.
268
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:36,483
Hey, how would you like me
to walk on your face,
dirt ball?
269
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:38,951
Now, who you calling
a dirt ball, you jerk face?
270
00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:40,787
You, horse breath!
CUSTOMERS: Fight!
271
00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:43,623
ALL:
Fight! Fight! Fight!
272
00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:51,030
We have a very strict
no-fighting policy.
273
00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:08,515
Okay, break it up.
274
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:11,218
Put them down.
Carefully.
275
00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:12,885
CUSTOMERS:
Aww...
276
00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:18,791
Well, these two
hockey pucks started it.
277
00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:20,527
Out. Now.
278
00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:23,095
Are we still on for tonight?
Are we still on for tonight?
279
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,497
I'll let you know.
280
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:28,635
I-- I-- I can
explain everything.
281
00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:32,805
Well, there's
nothing to explain.
282
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:35,542
You okay, honeybunch?
What...
283
00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:39,712
Well, you okay, Balki?
284
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:42,682
Well, I-- I got a little
something in my eye, but I...
285
00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:44,584
Well, good,
because I was afraid
286
00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:46,353
you'd broken
something important.
287
00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:48,421
No, no.
288
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:56,896
I-- I-- I think she just
invited me to Club Med.
289
00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:20,853
Why were those
dogs chasing us?
290
00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:25,625
Because we smell
like cheap hamburger.
291
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,269
I'm not sure
what I smell like.
292
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:39,205
I can't believe it.
293
00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:40,907
We actually
managed to find jobs
294
00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:43,276
that are worse than
working for Twinkacetti.
295
00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:46,212
Oh, cousin, it wasn't
all that bad.
296
00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:49,148
"Wasn't all that bad?"
297
00:20:49,215 --> 00:20:54,654
Balki, we spent the day
feeding tainted meat
to homicidal hockey fans.
298
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,564
What job could be worse?
299
00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:06,966
Well, what about that
lady I saw on television
300
00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:09,869
that has to check the waistbands
on men's underwear?
301
00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:18,244
What I meant was we should
have taken the pay cut
302
00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:19,812
and stayed
with Twinkacetti.
303
00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:31,491
Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Twinkacetti.
304
00:21:31,558 --> 00:21:34,394
I know the rent is due,
305
00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:38,531
Don't worry about that, boys.
I just found out why you quit.
306
00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:40,800
Donald has something
he wants to say.
307
00:21:46,506 --> 00:21:49,776
I'd, uh, like you to
come back to work for me.
308
00:21:49,842 --> 00:21:51,778
Well, uh, what happened
to the new man?
309
00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:54,581
He's history.
Tell them why, Donald.
310
00:21:54,647 --> 00:22:01,020
That bum was
stealing me blind.
311
00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:02,689
High praise indeed.
312
00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:06,693
Well, Mr. Twinkacetti,
we would love
313
00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:10,730
to come back
and work for you
314
00:22:10,797 --> 00:22:12,399
and we're
management trainees
315
00:22:12,465 --> 00:22:14,300
and we're advancing
rather rapidly.
316
00:22:14,367 --> 00:22:16,703
Balki.
Uh, uh...
317
00:22:16,769 --> 00:22:20,407
On the other hand,
every management trainee
has his price.
318
00:22:22,308 --> 00:22:23,876
Yes, yes, I see.
319
00:22:29,148 --> 00:22:31,651
But we'd be willing
to hear your offer.
320
00:22:33,285 --> 00:22:34,954
Make 'em an offer, Donald.
321
00:22:37,524 --> 00:22:42,361
Uh, let's say, same job,
same pay, no hard feelings.
What do you say?
322
00:22:49,068 --> 00:22:52,405
Let's say we get the raise
we should've gotten
in the first place
323
00:22:52,472 --> 00:22:53,640
you pay us overtime
324
00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:56,175
and we never hear
the word "losers" again.
325
00:23:05,952 --> 00:23:09,021
Can I go now?
I still got dishes to do.
326
00:23:10,957 --> 00:23:12,024
Of course, dear.
327
00:23:12,091 --> 00:23:13,826
It's nice to have
you back, boys.
328
00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:16,929
Oh, thank you.
Thank you, Mrs. Twinkacetti.
329
00:23:18,765 --> 00:23:20,900
Do yourselves a favor.
330
00:23:22,034 --> 00:23:23,536
Burn these clothes.
331
00:23:25,672 --> 00:23:27,406
Bye-bye.
Bye.
332
00:23:29,709 --> 00:23:31,678
How do you
like that, Balki?
333
00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:34,080
We got our jobs back.
Yeah.
334
00:23:38,618 --> 00:23:40,987
Why don't we feel happy?
335
00:23:41,053 --> 00:23:45,658
Maybe it's because we're going
back to same the crummy jobs
we hated two weeks ago.
336
00:23:45,725 --> 00:23:48,495
That's a good point,
a very good point.
337
00:23:48,561 --> 00:23:51,598
Well, this is one
way to look at it.
338
00:23:51,664 --> 00:23:53,399
We're not going to
have those jobs forever.
339
00:23:53,466 --> 00:23:56,936
You came to Chicago
to be a photographer
and you will be.
340
00:23:58,805 --> 00:24:00,406
And you didn't travel
thousands of miles
341
00:24:00,473 --> 00:24:02,174
to be a clerk in
a discount store.
342
00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:06,846
Yeah.
343
00:24:06,913 --> 00:24:08,147
Yeah.
344
00:24:08,214 --> 00:24:11,150
And then we can tell Twinkacetti
what to do with our jobs
345
00:24:11,217 --> 00:24:12,418
and we can mean it.
346
00:24:12,485 --> 00:24:14,253
Yeah!
347
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:17,490
Cousin, I'm getting happy.
348
00:24:17,557 --> 00:24:19,492
Do you know what
I feel coming on?
349
00:24:19,559 --> 00:24:22,361
A dance of joy?
Yes!
350
00:24:22,428 --> 00:24:25,565
BOTH:
* Dai dai dai dai
dai da-da-da-dai
351
00:24:25,632 --> 00:24:28,601
* Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey *
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