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* Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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* Nothing to rearrange
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* Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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* Like you need some
kind of change
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* No matter what
the odds are this time
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* Nothing's going
to stand in my way
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* This flame in my heart
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* Like a long-lost friend
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* Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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* Standing tall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* Rise and fall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* Through the rain and thunder
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* The wind and haze
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* I'm bound for better days
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* It's my life and my dream
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* Nothing's gonna stop me now
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* Nothing's gonna stop me
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* It's my life and my dream
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* Nothing's gonna stop me now
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* Nothing's gonna stop me now *
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Lone Ranger masks?
Two dozen.
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Vulcan ears?
Two dozen.
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Dracula teeth?
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Two dozen.
LARRY: All right.
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Put 'em back.
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How many Vulcan ears?
Two dozen.
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Fine, Balki, I just
can't concentrate.
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Jennifer's
getting back today.
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I mean, I don't
wanna be pushy
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I... I just don't
understand exactly
what our relationship is.
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Well...
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Nancy and I have
a wonderful relationship.
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Very sensitive.
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I'm trying to share
a personal problem here,
and you're being silly.
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No.
Aren't you?
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Yes, I am.
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How am I gonna find out
how she feels about me?
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Cousin,
here's a shot in the dark.
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Why don't you ask her?
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Balki, Balki, Balki.
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You have to read women.
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You have to interpret
the subtle nuances
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of what they say
or don't say.
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The way they look at you
or don't look at you.
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The way they touch you
or, as in my case,
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don't touch you.
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Boy, life is hard work
for you.
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Cousin, why don't
we just have Mary Anne
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and Jennifer over
for dinner tonight
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and Mary Anne and I can eat
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and you and Jennifer
can read each other?
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I'll have to give
that some thought.
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Hi, guys.
Hello. How was your flight?
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Great.
It was great.
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Thanks for the travel alarm,
Larry.
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Oh, any time, Jennifer.
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Boy, working those
flights to Rome
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really play tricks
on your mind.
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Is it Friday
or Saturday?
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It's Friday.
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I told you.
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I wanted
a second opinion, okay?
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Hey, why don't you
come over to our house
for dinner tonight?
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You can relax
and shake off
your jet slag.
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That sounds great.
We'd love to.
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Are you sure it isn't
too much trouble?
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Of course not.
Is it, cousin?
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Trouble?
Uh, no, no.
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We'll just throw
something together.
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We'll uncork some vino,
kick back, relax.
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It'll be very, uh, mellow.
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Great.
Come on, Jennifer,
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I may have left
the gas on.
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the building
wouldn't be here.
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Ciao.
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Why did you do that?
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Do what?
Ask the girls
to dinner tonight.
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I just did.
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Yes, why?
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Oh, oh. Why did I ask
the girls to dinner tonight?
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Why?
Why not?
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You just don't
get it, do you?
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Cousin, what you doing?
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Closing early.
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But, cousin, it would
be just like you said.
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We'll relax,
do some kickbacks,
we'll be marshmallows.
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What the big deal is?
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No wonder parents in Mypos
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have to buy wives
for their sons.
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Balki, Jennifer
is a sophisticated woman.
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She's been in every
airport in the world.
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Now, if I'm
going to impress her,
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This evening has got to be
very carefully orchestrated.
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Cousin, you are taking
this too seriously.
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You're going to get
simple nervous tension.
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Did you know...
You're getting on my nerves?
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I have to plan what could be
the most important
dinner of my life
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and I've only
got three hours.
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Well, don't worry,
I can help.
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But, but I want
to help cook.
No.
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I want to help cook.
No, you can't help cook.
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I want to help cook.
Oh.
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Okay.
Look.
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You get the stuff
for the appetizers
and the salad.
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And what else?
Look, just get the appetizers
and the salad.
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While you're doing that,
I'll go to the butcher.
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Let's go!
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* I'm so excited
and I just can't hide it
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I shouldn't have
used a new cologne.
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Well, what do you think?
About what?
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No, I mean...
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How do I look?
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GQ.
You're welcome.
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What about me?
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You think Mary Anne
will like this outfit?
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Yeah, sure. You don't think
I'm overdressed, do you?
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Well, of course not.
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What if they dress casual?
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Then you'll look
like a big jerk.
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Maybe the jacket
is too much.
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She'll think
I'm trying too hard.
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She'll be right.
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These aren't
the carrots.
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Well... Well, of course not.
They're wild olives.
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What are wild olives
doing here?
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Well, they're
just lying there.
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Marinating.
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They're for the salad.
Come, I show you.
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This is the salad?
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Well, you said we should
impress the girls
so I thought...
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Leaves?
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That's not very impressive.
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So I decided to make
Mama's special salad.
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Wild olives, ginkgo root,
mustard curd, onions
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and a dash of liver oil
to keep the ginkgo root down.
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You didn't get
the lettuce, did you?
No, I didn't.
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It was on my list.
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And bean and curd things
were not.
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Well, pardon me
for saying so
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but your list was boring.
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My list was food.
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Yes, but not fun food.
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And that's why Balki
made a few things
to spice the menu up.
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Just how spicy
are we getting?
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Well...
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I thought we'd, uh,
treat ourselves
to that old standard
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Ding Ding Machmood.
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You know it as
pig snout with saffron.
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And then I thought we'd go
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bad bad meeche.
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I was going
to surprise you,
but you forced me.
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Balki, think.
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Two girls that we like
and desire
are coming to dinner.
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What possible advantage can be
gained from poisoning them?
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Oh, cousin,
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these are the staples
of the Myposian diet.
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They made me into the big,
strong man I am today.
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I don't want Jennifer
to be a big strong man.
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I want her to like me.
I want her to be impressed.
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I want her to survive
long enough
to bear my children.
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Therefore,
this food is out.
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Well, Mary Anne is my date,
and I want her to try it.
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All right, all right,
all right.
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Look, I'll tell you what,
we'll have my dinner tonight
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and we'll save your food
for another special occasion.
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00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:15,548
Say, when the Cubs
win the World Series.
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Oh!
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What do you take me for?
Bozo the Clone?
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Everybody knows the Cubs
have no quarterback.
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Cousin, why are you getting
all poofed out of shape?
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I am not getting
poofed out of shape.
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Balki, how many times
have you served dinner
to two beautiful women?
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Ah...
Hmm, hmm?
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Ah...
How many?
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How many times
have you served dinner
to two beautiful women?
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Three.
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In America?
None.
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None
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Look, I know
what I'm doing.
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Let's just go with my plan
so I can save this evening.
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But I went through
so much trouble!
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I had to find
gingko root and pig snout.
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They made fun of me
at the market.
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They said,
"Price check on pig snout."
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And now you won't
let me serve it.
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You're squeezing
all of the fun
out of this date.
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Balki, I am squeezing all the
fun out of this date
for a very good reason.
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A casual dinner
is nothing to be
taken lightly.
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What's that smell?
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My duck is burned.
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Ow!
Hot, take it, take it.
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00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:12,532
Why is the oven turned
to 500 degrees?
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00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:15,302
Well, that's the
temperature I need for
my sheepherder's bread.
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Where did
sheepherder's bread
come from?
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Well, I think
its origins are a little
island off the coast--
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I don't care
where it came from.
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Well, why did you ask?
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00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:25,278
Look at my duck.
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It's drying out
even as we speak.
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How am I gonna serve this?
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Oh, cousin, cheer up.
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Balki.
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I am not letting
you serve that food.
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00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:44,564
Well, maybe you can stop me.
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00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:46,099
Oh, well, maybe I can.
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Give me the
Ding Ding Machmood.
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No.
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Give me the
Ding Ding Machmood.
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Ha!
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BOTH: The girls.
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and your food and try
to get through this thing.
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00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:07,921
Well, I'm not the one
with the problem.
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00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:11,524
You're the one
with the problem.
Yes.
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I'm just trying to show
a lady a good time.
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I'm just trying to show
a lady a good time.
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Well, fine.
Have a good time.
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Knock yourself out!
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BOTH: Have a wonderful time!
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BOTH: Hi.
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Thank you, Balki.
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May I?
May you what?
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00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:06,079
Dinner is served.
225
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,616
Did I mention
how lovely you look?
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Yes, you did.
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00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:14,121
What are we having?
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and my specialty,
duck a l'orange.
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But the best things
aren't even on the table.
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Ooh, there's more?
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so he cooked too.
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Just dig in.
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Darn, dull knives.
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00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:57,297
Balki, I told you
to get these sharpened.
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I'll get them sharpened.
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00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:05,472
Why is the rice
all clumped together?
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00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:14,881
Well, girls,
you're in luck
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Oh. Keep eating,
keep eating.
Enjoy. Enjoy.
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00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:24,924
Balki, you are not
serving them
that stuff.
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00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:29,329
Why don't we ask them
if they want to try
that stuff?
241
00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:31,264
Who would like
to try Myposian food?
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00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,066
I would.
Sounds great.
243
00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:40,473
I've never had
Myposian food before.
This is exciting.
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00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:45,145
This looks interesting.
245
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,353
This looks incredible.
246
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,055
Balki, what do
you call this?
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Ding Ding Machmood.
248
00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:58,258
Oh, well,
what does that mean?
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00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:06,733
Excuse us.
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00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,652
Mmm...
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00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:32,292
I hope you're happy
you're making me look bad
in front of Jennifer.
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00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:36,396
I think you are
doing that yourself.
253
00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:38,831
but no,
you had to be creative.
254
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:42,001
You had the wonderful idea
to serve the girls pig pucks.
255
00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:49,609
You're just jealous
because I need a chainsaw
to cut your duck.
256
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:59,319
Well, in case you
haven't noticed
257
00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:00,787
It's an acquired taste.
258
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:04,891
LARRY:
Oh, oh, is it?
259
00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:07,694
Oh. Why? Because Balki
is acting like
a five
260
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:10,563
Me? You're the one
that's acting like
a yak's behind.
261
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:13,133
Oh, a yak's behind?
Yes, a big fat one.
262
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,034
Balki, Larry, stop.
263
00:17:17,304 --> 00:17:18,571
Do you have any ketchup?
264
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:25,078
Come on, Mary Anne.
I think we'd better go.
265
00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:29,149
Oh, is dinner over?
Mmm-hmm.
266
00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:31,484
No, no, you have to stay.
We have pie.
Oh.
267
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:34,554
I know it's good.
I didn't make it.
268
00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:37,257
You guys have to work
this thing out,
whatever it is.
269
00:17:37,324 --> 00:17:39,459
Arguments happen
between roommates.
270
00:17:39,526 --> 00:17:43,863
Believe me, I understand.
271
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:45,398
Like when?
272
00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:47,567
Like, when she spends
three hours
273
00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:49,636
in the bathroom putting
on her makeup.
274
00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:51,838
Oh, yeah.
She hates when I do that.
275
00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:01,748
And I hate when she rearranges
my closet without asking me.
276
00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:07,154
Well, I wouldn't have to
if you'd keep
your things in order.
277
00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:12,925
Well, everyone has their
own way of doing things.
278
00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:15,528
Maybe the way I keep
my things is my business.
279
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,869
Fine.
I won't touch your things.
280
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,071
Just don't come begging me
to borrow a clean uniform
281
00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:27,807
because you didn't realize
yours were at the cleaners.
282
00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:30,009
Well,
283
00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:31,778
here's to good friends.
284
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:36,849
Once, just once,
I borrowed a uniform
and got a spot on it
285
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:38,218
and you never
let me forget it.
286
00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:39,652
Maybe if you were
more careful on the job
287
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:41,488
you wouldn't have
spilled anything.
288
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:44,857
Oh, so, now you're gonna
tell me how to do my job?
289
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:46,726
Who wants pie?
290
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:49,128
Well, somebody should tell
you how to do your job.
291
00:18:49,196 --> 00:18:51,298
While I'm working my tail off,
trying to make the flight
292
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:53,566
a safe and
pleasant experience,
you're serving drinks
293
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,668
singing Belly Up
to the Bar, Boys.
294
00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:58,938
Look, Jennifer.
295
00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:07,280
At least when we're about
to land, I don't tell them
296
00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:08,615
Those are the rules.
297
00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:15,788
Everything
has to be perfect.
298
00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:17,824
It's like living
with a Barbie doll.
299
00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:24,331
Now, I'm mad.
300
00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:27,867
Hold. Hold.
301
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,972
Mary Anne, Jennifer
302
00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:36,376
you shouldn't talk
to each other like that,
you're friends.
303
00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:43,650
and I'm sorry.
304
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:45,051
Nothing worked.
305
00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:47,186
Cousin,
you're not helping.
306
00:19:50,257 --> 00:19:51,491
Sorry.
307
00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:53,526
Shame on you.
308
00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:56,363
How long have you
known each other?
309
00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:57,697
Too long.
How long?
310
00:19:57,764 --> 00:19:59,332
Since we were
eight years old.
311
00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:01,901
And now you want to throw
your friendship away
312
00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:03,803
because you think
she's too perfect
313
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,938
and you think
she's not perfect enough?
314
00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:12,379
Mary Anne, tell Jennifer
that you're sorry
315
00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:14,647
and if it's really
that important, well,
316
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,250
you'll try to be
a little more organized.
317
00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:21,321
I'm sorry.
318
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:23,256
Perhaps I am
a little messy.
319
00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:28,461
Tell Mary Anne you're sorry
and, uh, you'll try
to take things
320
00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:29,862
a little less seriously.
321
00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:34,767
I'm sorry, sometimes
I get all worked up
322
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:36,536
over things that
aren't very important
323
00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:38,571
but that Barbie doll
line really hurt.
324
00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:40,907
I'm sorry.
325
00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:44,277
Now, hug each other.
326
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,623
Like you mean it.
327
00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:01,828
I'm sorry, Mary Anne.
Oh, me too.
328
00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:09,769
Like you mean it.
329
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:12,772
Yes, well, uh,
330
00:21:12,839 --> 00:21:14,807
now that we have
that settled, uh,
331
00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:16,909
why don't we
get back to dinner?
332
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:27,587
Well, who are we kidding?
All those in favor
of ordering pizza?
333
00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:31,491
Might as well.
334
00:21:31,558 --> 00:21:33,426
My Ding Ding's cold.
335
00:21:39,899 --> 00:21:42,134
You really have to leave?
It's only 1 o'clock.
336
00:21:42,201 --> 00:21:44,671
I'm exhausted.
We're still on Rome time.
337
00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:46,606
To us, it's 7 o'clock
in the morning.
338
00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:55,582
I had a nice time.
339
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,917
I'm really glad
I got to know you better.
340
00:22:01,187 --> 00:22:02,755
Let's go, Mary Anne.
341
00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:04,391
Oh. Goodnight.
342
00:22:14,434 --> 00:22:15,635
Did you hear that?
343
00:22:17,136 --> 00:22:18,705
She knows me better.
344
00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:25,512
Better than what?
Let's not analyze it.
345
00:22:27,313 --> 00:22:29,449
I just want
to enjoy the moment.
346
00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:37,890
Well, it was
really rough going.
347
00:22:37,957 --> 00:22:38,958
Yeah.
348
00:22:43,162 --> 00:22:45,364
Yes, but if we hadn't
have been there
349
00:22:45,432 --> 00:22:47,434
they probably
wouldn't have fought at all.
350
00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:52,371
Well, you know,
I, I didn't know
Jennifer could be that way.
351
00:22:52,439 --> 00:22:53,473
What way?
352
00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:56,075
Well, so nitpicky.
353
00:22:56,142 --> 00:22:59,512
I mean, I know Mary Anne's
no rocket scientist, but...
354
00:23:00,947 --> 00:23:02,782
Jennifer shouldn't be
so hard on her.
355
00:23:02,849 --> 00:23:05,818
Well, I had no idea
Mary Anne
could be that way.
356
00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:07,053
What way?
357
00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:08,387
Cousin,
358
00:23:08,455 --> 00:23:11,057
the wires up here
don't connect.
359
00:23:17,363 --> 00:23:20,867
I mean, uh,
Jennifer is a little
crazy about being neat
360
00:23:20,933 --> 00:23:23,670
but Mary Anne
was pretty hard on her.
361
00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:25,505
Must be difficult
for them to live together
362
00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:27,406
when they're so different.
363
00:23:27,474 --> 00:23:30,176
Well, if they're gonna
stay best friends
and still live together
364
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:32,912
they're gonna have
to learn to compromise.
365
00:23:32,979 --> 00:23:36,115
I mean, good friends
are hard to come by.
366
00:23:44,390 --> 00:23:46,358
Mary Anne
367
00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:48,795
could be a little
more organized.
368
00:23:56,035 --> 00:23:58,771
I'm sorry I made
fun of your food.
It's okay.
369
00:23:58,838 --> 00:24:01,474
I'm sorry I invite
the girls without
asking you.
370
00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:03,510
That's okay.
371
00:24:03,576 --> 00:24:06,212
If I had to wait
to get up the nerve,
think how tense I'd be.
372
00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:08,815
That's a scary thought.
373
00:24:17,356 --> 00:24:18,591
Well, I guess I can
throw this out.
374
00:24:18,658 --> 00:24:20,226
No! Don't throw that out.
375
00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:22,595
I'm gonna freeze
the Ding Ding Machmood.
376
00:24:23,029 --> 00:24:35,341
Why?
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