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* Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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* Nothing to rearrange
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* Sometimes you just
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* Get a feeling like you need
some kind of change
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* No matter what the odds
are this time
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* Nothing's going
to stand in my way
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* This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend
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* Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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* Standing tall
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* On the wings of my dreams
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* Rise and fall
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* On the wings of my dreams
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* The rain and thunder
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* The wind and haze
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* I'm bound for better days
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* It's my life my dream
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* Nothing's gonna stop me now
* Nothing's gonna stop me
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* It's my life
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* My dream
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* Nothing's gonna
stop me now
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* Nothing's gonna
stop me now *
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Must be childproof.
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I hope whoever it is
brought a chainsaw.
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Am I looking up
"Larry Appleton?"
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Larry Appleton. That's me.
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Larry, Larry, Larry.
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I look everywhere for you.
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I walk the streets.
I search the alleys.
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I say to everyone,
"Have you seen Larry?"
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You don't know how many people
have never heard of you.
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Yes, yes. Now you're safe.
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Who are you?
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I'm Balki Bartokomous.
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Philo, my fifth cousin
three times removed
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is a step-uncle to your father
on my mother's side
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two continents removed.
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I see. So we're
sort of related by rumor.
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America.
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Land of my dreams.
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Home of the Whopper.
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So cousin Philo
says to me, he says
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"Balki, when you
move to America"
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"you have to go
to Madison, Wisconsin"
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"to look up
George Appleton."
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That's your father.
That's the story I heard too.
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So, I said goodbye to...Mypos
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my little Mediterranean
island country.
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And I got on the tramp steamer.
Tramp, tramp, tramp.
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And then I got on the bus.
Bus, bus, bus.
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And I found your father
to move in but he said, "No."
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"You have to go to the big city
of Chicago to find my son."
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That's you.
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So I got on the bus.
Bus, bus, bus.
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And here I am.
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Well, wait a minute, you came
here to move in with me?
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Of course I did.
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Well, Balki, uh, look,
there, there is a problem.
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See, I just moved here myself.
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This is the first time
I've lived alone.
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I actually have my own
bachelor pad. You want a beer?
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No, thank you.
What are you saying?
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Well, I'm saying...
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You see,
I've lived my whole life
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with eight brothers
and sisters, and it's time...
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See, I want to live alone.
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I didn't even know
you were coming.
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Your father didn't call you?
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Well, I'm sure he tried
and I just wasn't home.
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Oh.
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Well...I feel like a fool
to come here and bother you.
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Goodbye, American cousin.
Nice to meet you.
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Don't worry about me.
I know where I'm going.
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Where are you going?
I don't know.
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But this is America.
Open all night.
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Uh, look, I can't just
turn you out into the cold.
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You can stay--
Oh, thank you, thank you.
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No, no, no.
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That many thank yous
would be appropriate
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if you were staying
a long time.
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A day or two worth
of thank yous is plenty.
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Thank you.
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Look, you can stay a couple
of days until you get a job.
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So sit down and help yourself
to the goodies.
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Over there.
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What this?
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That's pink lemonade.
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You have pink lemons?
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Only in America.
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Potato crumbs!
My favorite.
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Color TV.
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Yeah, haven't you ever seen
color TV before?
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Of course I have.
Don't be ridiculous.
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Blue!
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On second thought,
I've seen all these colors.
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Green and red
are gonna be on later.
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You might wanna
stay up and watch.
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I think
I'll just hit the sack.
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I think
I'll just hit a sack.
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I don't have a sack.
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Well, you can sleep on
the couch. Turns into a bed.
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Of course it does!
This is America.
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And don't worry about me.
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Then, you shouldn't have a
problem. What's your profession?
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I'm a professional sheepherder.
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This is crazy.
A big city like Chicago
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there is not
one single advertisement
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in here for a sheepherder.
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That's the way it goes.
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What else do you do?
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I am...a sheepherder.
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My father was a sheepherder.
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My grandfather
was a sheepherder.
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The little baby--
I get the picture.
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But you know,
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For example,
I wanna be a photojournalist.
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But then I've taken this job
to, to pay the bills.
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You'll have to take a job
until an untended flock pops up.
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Hello.
The Ritz.
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What? Yeah.
Susan, calm down.
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Yeah, well,
it's only a mouse.
They're cute.
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Think of Mickey.
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Mickey wouldn't try
to run up your leg.
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Yeah, okay... Okay, okay.
I'll be right up.
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I have to run upstairs
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Balki, I want you to--
Want me to watch the store?
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I want you to
watch the store.
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Don't move.
Just stand there.
Can you do that?
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You're not exactly pushing me
to my outer limits.
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Stand there.
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Ah!
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That's the idea.
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Uh...
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Well, how much is it?
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What the price tag says.
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Well... You don't go by what
the price tag says, do you?
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Of course not.
Don't be ridiculous.
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What do you go by?
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We'll, uh, negotiate.
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You are the head man here,
aren't you?
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Of course I am.
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Come over here to me.
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I'm not allowed to move.
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* Oh what's love got to do
got to do with it
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* What's love
but a second hand emotion
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* What's love got to do
got to do with it
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* Who needs a heart
when a heart can be broken *
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Cousin Larry, don't you notice
anything different?
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No.
Look. Look. Look!
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You did?
All without moving.
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Well, that's great!
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poking animals
up the hill with a stick.
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And here's the money!
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Forty-five dollars.
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That was a couple hundred
dollars worth of stuff.
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Where's the rest?
That's it.
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Well, there were price tags
on that stuff.
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You don't go by
what's on the price tag.
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You don't?
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I bartered like we do
at the marketplace on Mypos.
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Balki, don't you realize
what you've done to me?
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Yes and you're welcome.
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You know, I think I should look
for a job as a salesperson.
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Well, stick around.
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Cousin Larry?
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Cousin Larry
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I'm so sorry.
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Oh, bo bo bo.
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Maybe Mr. Twinkacetti won't
notice these things are missing.
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But you sold his hat rack.
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Every day, the first thing
he does when he comes in
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is put his hat on that rack.
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Same damn thing every day.
Sunlight. It gets old.
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Buy something or get out.
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Where's the yo
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Hi, Mr. Twinkacetti.
Rotten day, isn't it?
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Why are you standing there
holding my hat on a stick?
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Well, uh, technically,
it's a cane.
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Well, uh, technically,
you're a jerk.
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Where's my hat rack?
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Mr. Twinkacetti.
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I sold it.
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Who are you?
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My name is Balki, I'm Larry's
cousin, Philo, my fifth--
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Who cares?
Why is he sellin' stuff?
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Well, you wanna hear
a funny story?
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No! Where's my money?
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Forty five. Forty five bucks?
That hat rack was solid brass.
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Where's the other 30?
That was my mistake.
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But to make it up I won't charge
you for the hour I worked.
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What a swell guy.
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I want the rest of my money.
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Mr. Twinkacetti,
he doesn't have it.
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But I could pay you back
if you give me a job.
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I can fix things.
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Why not? I'm young.
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you could sell it for
more money,
it's a good idea.
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If I wanna hear a good idea
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I'll go to a smarter source
than you.
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Like a wedge of cheese.
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I can fix anything.
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It just hung there
all limp and dangly.
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And if I came up and did that
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it would flip around like
the tassels on a belly dancer.
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And she would say to me,
"Balki, don't do that."
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And I said, "You give me that."
This what we do.
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We take some nice mud,
and we make a cast.
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And dry in the hot sun.
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And six months later, I took off
the cast and what do you think?
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The finger
is no more limp and dangly.
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It won't bend at all.
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Just sticks out
like a nail in a board.
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I like that story.
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Now get outta here.
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Mr. Twinkacetti,
give him a chance.
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How else can he pay you back?
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Out of the way.
Let's see. A-ha!
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Fix this old radio
and he's got a job.
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00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:32,139
Now, that's not fair. That radio
hasn't worked for 40 years!
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Take it or leave it.
He'll take it. Can you fix it?
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00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:38,111
Of course I can.
It's probably
just the picture tube.
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There you go, 15 points.
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"Mypos?"
I challenge that.
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Mypos is a real country.
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I have a little corner of it
growing on my dining room table.
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Cousin, I need to take a break.
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I never knew fixing a radio
could be so quiet.
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Susan, this is the cousin
I was telling you about.
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Balki, meet Susan.
She's our neighbor.
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Hi, nice to meet you.
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Would... Would it be
impolite to ask
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if I could be
your slave for life?
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Oh, well, uh,
hah, I think that's illegal.
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Oh, he's cute.
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This cute Mediterranean boy
means every groveling word.
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Take me and do with me
as you will.
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You're embarrassing Susan.
Stand up. Act like a man.
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Go work on the radio.
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Then I take you
in my thoughts.
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I want to worship
your painted toenails.
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Look, just leave with whatever
little dignity you have left.
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Come on. Go.
Nice to meet you too.
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I can die happy now.
Right.
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He grovels great.
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Sorry.
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Oh, he's sweet. You know,
I hope he gets a job.
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Susan, they haven't even made
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parts for that radio
in 40 years.
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00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:25,952
Then he doesn't have a chance?
Well, I didn't say that.
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See, Balki
doesn't know it but
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and at the proper moment,
click "Dance Fever."
251
00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:36,696
Twinkacetti will never know
the difference.
252
00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:39,766
That's sneaky.
I know.
253
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,668
I'm very proud.
254
00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:02,755
Good morning! Cheers!
On top of the day!
255
00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:08,128
Well, you're in a good mood.
256
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:11,331
Today, I get
to laugh in a man's face.
257
00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:15,068
Sounds like a good day to me.
Go for it, sport.
258
00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:16,769
Balki, Balki.
259
00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:23,110
Hey, grape leaf,
turn on the radio.
260
00:17:26,012 --> 00:17:29,416
I...I fell asleep
before I got to test it.
261
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:32,352
But it'll work.
Balki fixed it.
262
00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:35,588
You know it'll work,
and I know it'll work
263
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:38,491
but you don't.
264
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,927
You're gonna be so embarrassed
when that radio works--
265
00:17:40,993 --> 00:17:43,330
Cousin Larry, what this?
266
00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:50,503
Feeble.
Boy, that was feeble.
267
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:55,375
And you didn't think I'd
catch on? Ha ha! Turn it on!
268
00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:59,312
All right.
Make yourselves ready.
269
00:18:16,996 --> 00:18:18,131
LARRY: You did it.
270
00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:19,566
You did it.
I did it!
271
00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:21,668
You actually did it.
You did it.
272
00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:27,874
Look, look at this place.
273
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:31,110
I don't believe it.
274
00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:33,546
What a great sound!
How much you want for it?
275
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:37,250
Three hundred.
Four hundred.
276
00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:39,051
Five hundred bucks.
You got it.
277
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,853
Here's a $50 deposit.
278
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,823
And I'll go get my truck.
Yeah.
279
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:50,897
Can you fix...any radio?
280
00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:55,335
Does Telly Savalas
love you, baby?
281
00:18:57,704 --> 00:19:01,241
My friend, my pal,
these fingers.
282
00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:02,575
Muah! Muah!
283
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:04,644
You not only have
a job here...
284
00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:07,146
Muah!
285
00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:11,751
I'll even pay
you...minimum wage. Shh!
286
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:16,088
Ah, boys, put this
little goldmine out
287
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,524
for our customer
to pick up.
288
00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:20,026
On second thought, ah,
pinhead, do it yourself.
289
00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:21,861
TWINKACETTI:
We wouldn't want
magic fingers here
290
00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:26,098
to accidentally
hurt his hands... Oh.
291
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,335
Oh, Cousin Larry.
292
00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:30,603
I help you anyway.
Thank you.
293
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:33,373
Of course. I tell you
where to put everything.
294
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:34,841
This goes right there.
295
00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:37,477
And then we have
this amplifier to go on top.
296
00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:39,912
And then, when you move
these two big speakers,
297
00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:43,350
please be careful
because they're expensive.
298
00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:46,519
You...you, uh...
299
00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:50,022
You hooked all that stuff up
to that radio?
300
00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:54,894
Of course. How else you got
to make it work? It was broke.
301
00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:57,029
Mr. Twinkacetti,
something just occurred to me.
302
00:19:57,096 --> 00:20:00,533
I just sold a thousand bucks
worth of equipment for 500?
303
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,769
Damn, it occurred to you too.
304
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:06,939
You!
305
00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:10,910
You brought him here.
This is all your fault.
306
00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:14,514
You got your
walking papers...buster.
307
00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:21,554
Well, I hope you're happy.
308
00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:24,257
Thank you.
I hope you're happy too.
309
00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:29,061
Happy? Getting fired
does not make me happy.
310
00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:34,000
Fired? He just gave you
official papers to
take a nice walk.
311
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,635
That's American for fired.
312
00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:38,571
It's a colorful language,
isn't it?
313
00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:40,440
What?
314
00:20:40,507 --> 00:20:43,610
He can not do to you
what is my fault.
315
00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:46,946
Mr. Twinkacetti. Ah!
Balki, Balki.
316
00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:50,317
You come out here right now,
you unfair person.
317
00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:53,320
And I mean maybe.
318
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,862
Ah.
319
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:08,468
You have something to say
320
00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:12,271
You can't fire Larry.
He's a good person.
321
00:21:12,339 --> 00:21:14,407
And if he goes, I go.
322
00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:16,676
That goes without saying.
323
00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:19,812
Now, I wanna see
heels going that way.
324
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:25,452
Not until I get
a few things off my neck.
325
00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:27,487
You don't know
what kind of good fellow
326
00:21:27,554 --> 00:21:29,522
you're dumping to the birds.
327
00:21:29,589 --> 00:21:31,791
He was always loyal to you.
328
00:21:31,858 --> 00:21:33,593
He make everything
perfect for you.
329
00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:36,729
And you won't find
anyone to do better.
330
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:39,932
His only mistake
was to be good friend to me.
331
00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:44,036
But the customer likes him,
and that's why they come back.
332
00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:47,540
And if you let this good person
walk out that door,
333
00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:52,078
you're makin'
one big mistake, ghost buster.
334
00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:59,218
Thanks, but you're wasting
your time, Balki. Come on.
335
00:21:59,285 --> 00:22:01,454
TWINKACETTI:
Wait a minute.
336
00:22:01,521 --> 00:22:03,890
Wait a minute, I, ah...
337
00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:07,894
I was just thinking about
what the turnip said here, and
338
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:11,531
I'd be stupid to let either one
of you guys walk out that door.
339
00:22:11,598 --> 00:22:13,366
You're both hired again.
340
00:22:13,433 --> 00:22:14,967
We are?
341
00:22:15,768 --> 00:22:17,537
Why?
342
00:22:17,604 --> 00:22:21,307
Don't be ridiculous.
343
00:22:21,374 --> 00:22:23,142
Yes. No.
344
00:22:23,209 --> 00:22:25,244
It's because
you're both out of work persons.
345
00:22:25,311 --> 00:22:28,080
And if you're not working,
I can't take $10 a week
346
00:22:28,147 --> 00:22:30,750
out of your salary
to pay for the stereo stuff.
347
00:22:30,817 --> 00:22:34,587
And the hat rack.
And all of this mess.
348
00:22:34,654 --> 00:22:38,024
Gentlemen and turnip,
349
00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:41,394
welcome to the wonderful
world of being in debt.
350
00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:43,463
Ha ha ha.
351
00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:48,401
Am I in debt?
Yep.
352
00:22:49,736 --> 00:22:51,904
I'm a true American.
353
00:22:56,609 --> 00:22:58,745
Well, Balki,
you got us our jobs back.
354
00:22:58,811 --> 00:23:02,949
Well, where I come from
family sticks together.
355
00:23:07,019 --> 00:23:10,857
Isn't this just like America?
Another happy ending.
356
00:23:10,923 --> 00:23:12,825
Yeah.
We're buddies.
357
00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:14,661
Yeah.
We're working together.
358
00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:16,262
Yeah.
We're roommates.
359
00:23:16,328 --> 00:23:19,331
We have to talk.
360
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:23,135
Now, you see, you couldn't have
this talk if you lived alone.
361
00:23:24,036 --> 00:23:25,572
You need me.
362
00:23:25,638 --> 00:23:30,409
And this may surprise you
but...I need you too.
363
00:23:31,343 --> 00:23:33,045
You saved my life.
364
00:23:36,483 --> 00:23:39,919
Well, it is nice to have
somebody to talk to.
365
00:23:39,986 --> 00:23:43,389
You're welcome to stay until you
can afford a place of your own.
366
00:23:43,456 --> 00:23:44,957
No problem.
367
00:23:45,024 --> 00:23:49,195
I have a job now
that pays minimum wage. Shh!
368
00:23:52,364 --> 00:23:54,166
and put my whole family
through college
369
00:23:54,233 --> 00:23:56,969
I'm gone like a bird.
370
00:23:57,036 --> 00:24:02,509
Balki, do you have any idea
how much minimum wage is?
371
00:24:02,575 --> 00:24:08,447
Of course I do.
Don't be ridiculous.
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