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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 1 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:09,300 What's wrong with her? 2 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:11,200 Oh, don't worry about it, honey. 3 00:00:11,513 --> 00:00:13,300 Let's just go inside... 4 00:00:27,723 --> 00:00:30,917 - Is Ellen mad, Mama? - Is she mad? 5 00:00:31,222 --> 00:00:32,399 Uh, yeah. 6 00:00:33,139 --> 00:00:34,290 Why? 7 00:00:36,105 --> 00:00:37,807 She's just a little bit upset... 8 00:00:38,471 --> 00:00:40,234 about racism. 9 00:00:43,380 --> 00:00:45,106 Don't worry about it, baby. Just go to your room. 10 00:00:45,285 --> 00:00:47,951 - Okay? I'll be right in. - Okay. 11 00:00:49,390 --> 00:00:52,127 I did not expect that from Walter and Ellen! 12 00:00:52,265 --> 00:00:54,560 I mean, that is some loud sex! 13 00:00:54,565 --> 00:00:55,939 I know. Jesus. 14 00:00:58,426 --> 00:01:00,502 How come you don't sound like that when we have sex? 15 00:01:02,787 --> 00:01:04,003 Yeah, what about that? 16 00:01:07,036 --> 00:01:10,972 Lucky Louie 1.02 - "Kim's O" 17 00:01:17,147 --> 00:01:20,430 Synchronisation : Tyno Transcript : Raceman 18 00:01:29,487 --> 00:01:36,921 www.forom.com 19 00:02:10,287 --> 00:02:12,911 "Lucky Louie" was taped before a live audience. 20 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:22,892 What are you doing? 21 00:02:24,588 --> 00:02:25,910 I'm fucking you. 22 00:02:32,008 --> 00:02:33,981 Just relax. Relax. 23 00:02:35,675 --> 00:02:37,703 It's kinda taking a long time. 24 00:02:40,025 --> 00:02:41,413 Yes, it is. 25 00:02:44,256 --> 00:02:46,561 Louie, honey, it's okay. 26 00:02:46,928 --> 00:02:49,741 We're trying to get pregnant. Just wrap it up. 27 00:02:51,508 --> 00:02:52,833 Relax. 28 00:02:57,508 --> 00:03:00,300 Oh, I know what this is. 29 00:03:00,726 --> 00:03:02,901 Are you trying to make me scream like Ellen? 30 00:03:13,007 --> 00:03:14,990 Louie, honey, 31 00:03:15,665 --> 00:03:17,510 I just got off a double shift. 32 00:03:18,408 --> 00:03:20,970 Seriously, release the doves. 33 00:03:23,337 --> 00:03:24,850 All right, I'll come. 34 00:03:25,056 --> 00:03:26,413 I appreciate that. 35 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:47,050 Hey, how's it going, Walter? 36 00:03:48,087 --> 00:03:50,222 - Fine. - Ellen and lisa? 37 00:03:51,135 --> 00:03:51,640 We're good. 38 00:03:52,296 --> 00:03:54,092 Hey, cool trash can. 39 00:03:57,336 --> 00:04:00,530 Look, I'm sorry to ask you this. 40 00:04:00,868 --> 00:04:02,252 It's none of my business. 41 00:04:03,038 --> 00:04:04,713 I shouldn't be asking you this, but... 42 00:04:06,066 --> 00:04:09,242 What are you doing to make Ellen so happy in there? 43 00:04:17,355 --> 00:04:18,132 Excuse me? 44 00:04:19,585 --> 00:04:20,801 Sorry, just... 45 00:04:21,078 --> 00:04:23,652 You guys seem to be having a great time lately, 46 00:04:24,577 --> 00:04:26,401 and I'm interested in, you know, 47 00:04:26,877 --> 00:04:28,383 tips, pointers... 48 00:04:28,777 --> 00:04:31,601 Kinda... For Kim, for me for Kim. 49 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:36,600 What are you talking about? 50 00:04:37,455 --> 00:04:39,700 Come on, man, whatever you're doing in there, 51 00:04:39,977 --> 00:04:40,830 Ellen is loving it. 52 00:04:40,855 --> 00:04:43,693 I mean, we can all hear her moaning through the walls all week. 53 00:04:52,596 --> 00:04:54,353 I've been out of town since last Thursday. 54 00:05:05,207 --> 00:05:06,900 Did you have a good trip? Was it good... 55 00:05:21,907 --> 00:05:23,401 - Hey, Rich. - Hey, Lou. 56 00:05:24,278 --> 00:05:26,412 - You got a package for me? - Yeah, we got your package. 57 00:05:26,878 --> 00:05:28,692 Look, man, are you having drugs sent to our house? 58 00:05:28,745 --> 00:05:29,951 'Cause don't do that. 59 00:05:30,048 --> 00:05:31,623 Just have 'em mailed to your own house. 60 00:05:31,666 --> 00:05:32,370 I can't. 61 00:05:32,888 --> 00:05:34,152 My mom opens my mail. 62 00:05:36,095 --> 00:05:37,340 Anyway, this isn't drugs. 63 00:05:37,798 --> 00:05:38,602 It's urine. 64 00:05:39,928 --> 00:05:41,622 So, you're a piss dealer now? 65 00:05:45,118 --> 00:05:47,022 I sell clean piss 66 00:05:48,066 --> 00:05:50,752 as an added convenience for my drug customers. 67 00:05:52,726 --> 00:05:53,832 This piss... 68 00:05:56,208 --> 00:05:57,472 Is liquid gold. 69 00:05:59,557 --> 00:06:01,421 Well, don't have it sent to my house, okay? 70 00:06:05,035 --> 00:06:05,710 What is that? 71 00:06:08,385 --> 00:06:09,342 It's Ellen. 72 00:06:09,825 --> 00:06:12,241 Oh, that Walter sounds like a master cocksman. 73 00:06:17,065 --> 00:06:19,502 Apparently, it ain't Walter. 74 00:06:19,988 --> 00:06:22,700 - Ellen's cheating on him. - That's reprehensible. 75 00:06:23,567 --> 00:06:25,083 Oh, you like that, you little whore. 76 00:06:35,636 --> 00:06:37,012 What is that guy doing to her? 77 00:06:37,178 --> 00:06:38,582 He's destroying her. 78 00:06:42,148 --> 00:06:43,921 Oh, shit! 79 00:06:48,207 --> 00:06:49,963 Yeah, but what is he doing? 80 00:06:50,376 --> 00:06:53,442 In first I was going to go with doggystyle, but you know what? 81 00:06:53,905 --> 00:06:56,582 I think it might be classic missionary, 82 00:06:56,938 --> 00:06:58,622 But on a hard surface. 83 00:07:00,788 --> 00:07:02,583 You can hear him compressing her ribcage. 84 00:07:05,006 --> 00:07:06,830 And there's definily ass play involved. 85 00:07:08,917 --> 00:07:11,442 And... she's blowing him. 86 00:07:12,905 --> 00:07:15,792 Wait a minute. He's fucking her and she's blowing him? 87 00:07:15,897 --> 00:07:17,653 That's physically impossible. 88 00:07:18,685 --> 00:07:19,943 Well, for you. 89 00:07:27,977 --> 00:07:29,802 Oh my God. Poor Walter. 90 00:07:32,587 --> 00:07:34,050 That guy never had a chance. 91 00:07:35,888 --> 00:07:37,481 Walter's just the beginning. 92 00:07:38,857 --> 00:07:40,903 A guy with a skill set like that running around... 93 00:07:41,605 --> 00:07:43,882 If Kim's pussy hears about this it's over for you. 94 00:07:46,056 --> 00:07:47,891 - Bye-Bye, Rich. - Whatever. 95 00:07:48,818 --> 00:07:50,330 I'll be out here for a couple minutes. 96 00:07:53,255 --> 00:07:54,873 Yeah, suck it, Ellen. 97 00:07:57,085 --> 00:08:00,343 Suck my big beautiful black cock. 98 00:08:12,997 --> 00:08:14,191 We have something to talk about. 99 00:08:15,075 --> 00:08:16,173 What's that, Walter? 100 00:08:17,435 --> 00:08:18,910 What's been going on here while I'm away? 101 00:08:19,558 --> 00:08:20,593 What are you talking about? 102 00:08:21,387 --> 00:08:22,391 What am I talking about? 103 00:08:23,167 --> 00:08:24,310 You know what I'm talking about. 104 00:08:25,666 --> 00:08:27,280 I really don't know. 105 00:08:28,965 --> 00:08:30,501 Well, the whole building is talking about it. 106 00:08:30,588 --> 00:08:32,380 The neighbors can hear you screaming through the walls. 107 00:08:33,545 --> 00:08:35,031 - Who hears me? - Louie. 108 00:08:36,085 --> 00:08:39,713 That man needs to get himself a job and stop listening to other people's business. 109 00:08:42,358 --> 00:08:43,033 Ellen... 110 00:08:43,625 --> 00:08:46,653 Who are you fucking when I'm not around? 111 00:08:51,096 --> 00:08:52,401 You'd better say something. 112 00:09:38,705 --> 00:09:39,700 Right? 113 00:09:45,156 --> 00:09:47,100 - Did you just yawn? - No. 114 00:09:47,196 --> 00:09:48,513 Honey, look. 115 00:09:48,835 --> 00:09:51,283 I'm ovulating. Let's just do this. 116 00:09:53,275 --> 00:09:55,201 It's gonna be good. Just watch. 117 00:09:56,926 --> 00:09:58,703 Can I watch from over there? 118 00:10:03,155 --> 00:10:04,101 Louie... 119 00:10:08,066 --> 00:10:08,601 Wait. 120 00:10:10,448 --> 00:10:12,230 That's kind of interesting. 121 00:10:30,318 --> 00:10:31,391 Holy shit. 122 00:10:33,855 --> 00:10:34,643 Good, right? 123 00:10:36,266 --> 00:10:37,303 Holy shit. 124 00:10:39,938 --> 00:10:41,320 That was amazing. 125 00:10:42,248 --> 00:10:44,150 That's never happened before. 126 00:10:46,197 --> 00:10:47,521 Pretty intense, huh? 127 00:10:48,687 --> 00:10:52,321 No, I mean that has never happened before. 128 00:10:53,517 --> 00:10:54,533 Well, you're welcome. 129 00:10:57,886 --> 00:11:00,432 I think I just had my first orgasm. 130 00:11:10,527 --> 00:11:11,243 What? 131 00:11:14,265 --> 00:11:17,121 Come on, you've had orgasms before. 132 00:11:17,587 --> 00:11:20,550 Well, I thought I had. 133 00:11:21,987 --> 00:11:23,831 It seemed like you were having orgasms. 134 00:11:24,568 --> 00:11:26,703 Yeah, I thought I was. 135 00:11:27,177 --> 00:11:30,220 It would always feel really good at the end but... 136 00:11:30,748 --> 00:11:32,160 nothing like this. 137 00:11:35,568 --> 00:11:38,322 This was so much better. I had no idea. 138 00:11:39,116 --> 00:11:42,710 I mean, I always thought those big female orgasms 139 00:11:42,735 --> 00:11:45,003 were bullshit, like in the movies. 140 00:11:47,755 --> 00:11:50,601 I just never realized it could be more like... 141 00:11:58,405 --> 00:11:59,831 So ain't that some shit? 142 00:12:00,747 --> 00:12:01,993 Yeah, right? 143 00:12:02,238 --> 00:12:05,201 I mean, you were trying all this different stuff, 144 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:07,377 And I don't know what happened but, 145 00:12:07,675 --> 00:12:09,000 all of a sudden it's like... 146 00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:12,439 That's right. 147 00:12:15,278 --> 00:12:16,630 I did it. 148 00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:20,892 I made you scream, and not only that, 149 00:12:21,148 --> 00:12:22,490 I changed your life. 150 00:12:25,407 --> 00:12:27,581 Yeah, and it only took you seven years. 151 00:12:31,428 --> 00:12:32,072 Oh, yeah. 152 00:12:32,788 --> 00:12:35,980 It's okay. I'm glad it happened. 153 00:12:36,786 --> 00:12:38,170 You did a good job, honey. 154 00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:40,240 You go get yourself a treat from the fridge. 155 00:12:49,245 --> 00:12:51,592 I thought you might be needing this stuff. 156 00:12:51,868 --> 00:12:54,173 Wow, look at all of these. 157 00:12:54,717 --> 00:12:56,341 Thanks, Tina, but I think it's a little early 158 00:12:56,365 --> 00:12:58,901 For swapping baby clothes. I'm not even pregnant. 159 00:12:58,988 --> 00:13:02,653 Hey, you're trying, right? That means It's your turn to keep all this shit at your house. 160 00:13:04,727 --> 00:13:05,791 Oh, my God. 161 00:13:06,038 --> 00:13:09,060 Lucy used to sleep in this all the time. 162 00:13:12,226 --> 00:13:13,231 Everything okay, slugger? 163 00:13:14,138 --> 00:13:14,980 Well... 164 00:13:16,105 --> 00:13:17,620 Something happened last night. 165 00:13:17,716 --> 00:13:18,212 I... 166 00:13:19,088 --> 00:13:21,801 I had this orgasm that was like, 167 00:13:22,076 --> 00:13:23,840 "Jesus!" You know? 168 00:13:24,305 --> 00:13:26,043 But that's not the weird part. 169 00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:30,201 The weird part is I think it was my first. 170 00:13:30,588 --> 00:13:31,670 No, I mean that. 171 00:13:32,325 --> 00:13:35,300 - I've never had an orgasm before. - Oh, I knew that. 172 00:13:38,577 --> 00:13:41,093 - What? - I knew that you weren't coming. 173 00:13:42,487 --> 00:13:45,213 No, you didn't. How could you possibly know that? 174 00:13:45,285 --> 00:13:48,503 I don't know. It's obvious. The way you walk. 175 00:13:50,406 --> 00:13:53,670 Everything, you know? You're very un-Coming. 176 00:13:56,495 --> 00:13:59,153 But hey, you unlocked your box. Good for you. 177 00:14:00,515 --> 00:14:01,863 This is so fucked up. 178 00:14:01,888 --> 00:14:05,923 I just had my first orgasm at 37? What does that mean? 179 00:14:06,087 --> 00:14:08,951 It means congratulations. Start living your life. 180 00:14:09,417 --> 00:14:12,173 You know what they say? There's no orgasms in heaven. 181 00:14:16,666 --> 00:14:19,000 But all this time has gone by... 182 00:14:19,106 --> 00:14:20,720 Years and years. 183 00:14:21,506 --> 00:14:24,260 I wanna go back and fuck all my old boyfriends again. 184 00:14:25,796 --> 00:14:27,300 You should. You deserve it. 185 00:14:34,106 --> 00:14:37,460 No, do what you were doing last time. 186 00:14:40,056 --> 00:14:40,781 I am. 187 00:14:41,927 --> 00:14:43,480 This feels different. 188 00:14:44,127 --> 00:14:45,291 Not to me. 189 00:14:48,115 --> 00:14:49,913 I think your dick was different. 190 00:14:51,957 --> 00:14:53,201 I'm using the same one. 191 00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:58,323 Maybe the angle was different. 192 00:14:58,848 --> 00:15:00,373 All right, all right. 193 00:15:04,105 --> 00:15:06,201 No, that's not right. 194 00:15:06,236 --> 00:15:08,740 I can see your bald spot, and I couldn't see it before. 195 00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:11,550 That's not helping me right now. 196 00:15:13,635 --> 00:15:17,430 Okay, just switch with me. 197 00:15:24,427 --> 00:15:25,500 All right. 198 00:15:26,475 --> 00:15:27,933 Okay. No, no, no. 199 00:15:28,308 --> 00:15:29,751 You stay still. 200 00:15:33,208 --> 00:15:35,841 Let me try something. Okay? 201 00:15:43,856 --> 00:15:45,722 - Take it easy. - Stay still! 202 00:15:49,568 --> 00:15:50,060 Don't... 203 00:15:51,187 --> 00:15:53,221 Jeez! Quit... 204 00:15:53,607 --> 00:15:56,223 Quit slamming your snatch into me so hard! 205 00:15:59,007 --> 00:16:02,063 You're gonna rip my dick off, you fucking lunatic! 206 00:16:04,275 --> 00:16:05,680 Just forget it. 207 00:16:06,755 --> 00:16:08,461 It's not working anyway. 208 00:16:09,206 --> 00:16:11,593 Good, 'cause... Ow! 209 00:16:15,905 --> 00:16:17,291 What did you do? 210 00:16:17,495 --> 00:16:19,481 You have to remember what you did. 211 00:16:19,706 --> 00:16:21,022 Why is it all on me? 212 00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:24,202 Because you were the one doing the fucking. 213 00:16:24,305 --> 00:16:26,203 You fucked me. You made me come. 214 00:16:26,306 --> 00:16:27,690 You need to do it again. 215 00:16:30,915 --> 00:16:32,321 Well, I don't know what I did. 216 00:16:34,028 --> 00:16:35,661 Let's just try again tomorrow. 217 00:16:36,486 --> 00:16:38,721 Wait a minute. I didn't finish yet. 218 00:16:41,298 --> 00:16:44,051 Why should you get to finish if I haven't. 219 00:16:45,906 --> 00:16:47,570 Since when is that the rule? 220 00:16:49,628 --> 00:16:51,991 Since I started having orgasms. 221 00:16:58,285 --> 00:16:59,933 And no jerking off! 222 00:17:02,665 --> 00:17:05,030 Nobody's coming in this house tonight. 223 00:17:10,578 --> 00:17:11,422 How was that? 224 00:17:12,678 --> 00:17:13,892 It was great. 225 00:17:15,226 --> 00:17:16,702 Yes, it was. 226 00:17:19,047 --> 00:17:20,220 In fact, I'm thirsty. 227 00:17:41,736 --> 00:17:42,743 It's a nightmare. 228 00:17:44,158 --> 00:17:46,151 I have to make her come, or I don't get to. 229 00:17:48,606 --> 00:17:50,050 Welcome to actual sex. 230 00:17:52,095 --> 00:17:53,641 I hope you enjoyed your free ride. 231 00:17:55,555 --> 00:17:57,403 I've been having sex all week without coming. 232 00:17:58,258 --> 00:18:00,450 I'm so backed up I cry come. 233 00:18:03,136 --> 00:18:05,460 I cut myself shaving and come came out. 234 00:18:08,717 --> 00:18:10,470 - When I sweat... - Hey, stop it, huh? 235 00:18:13,535 --> 00:18:17,242 My back is killing me 'cause we're doing all these angles and positions. 236 00:18:17,258 --> 00:18:19,842 Yeah, well, there's a reason for that. 237 00:18:20,138 --> 00:18:23,140 You're just being too technical about it. I mean... 238 00:18:23,438 --> 00:18:26,922 It's not about what you're doing. It's about why you did it. 239 00:18:27,777 --> 00:18:29,642 The thought behind the thrust. 240 00:18:31,056 --> 00:18:32,442 You know, like with me, all right? 241 00:18:32,568 --> 00:18:34,070 I'm so lucky to have Tina 242 00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:36,783 that all I can think about when we're doing it is 243 00:18:36,817 --> 00:18:38,660 "Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you." 244 00:18:40,317 --> 00:18:44,371 Then all that gratitude pours out of me into her, 245 00:18:44,678 --> 00:18:45,812 and makes her pop. 246 00:18:48,968 --> 00:18:50,971 So you just think, "thank you, thank you"? 247 00:18:51,358 --> 00:18:51,950 Yeah. 248 00:18:53,745 --> 00:18:57,740 What were you thinking when you accidentally Made your wife come for the first time? 249 00:19:00,608 --> 00:19:01,660 I was thinking... 250 00:19:02,955 --> 00:19:03,961 I was thinking, 251 00:19:05,258 --> 00:19:07,222 "Scream, you fucking bitch!" 252 00:19:10,557 --> 00:19:12,301 Well, there you go. That's good. 253 00:19:12,578 --> 00:19:16,133 It was aggression. I guess that's what you need. 254 00:19:16,978 --> 00:19:20,111 You gotta, you know, hate her a little. 255 00:19:21,697 --> 00:19:22,383 Hate her? 256 00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:24,003 A little. 257 00:19:26,218 --> 00:19:27,641 I guess it makes sense. 258 00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:30,300 I mean, she hates me, and I come every time. 259 00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:44,400 How's this? 260 00:19:45,496 --> 00:19:48,260 Yeah, it's good, 261 00:19:48,836 --> 00:19:49,722 I guess, 262 00:19:50,948 --> 00:19:51,772 but no. 263 00:19:53,515 --> 00:19:56,293 All right, we're not giving up this time. 264 00:19:57,406 --> 00:19:58,543 I'm gonna try something. 265 00:20:11,715 --> 00:20:13,543 You... fucking bitch! 266 00:20:22,946 --> 00:20:24,723 What is that, dirty talk? 267 00:20:24,936 --> 00:20:28,150 No, I was trying to recreat 268 00:20:28,338 --> 00:20:31,300 where I was mentally in my head when you came. 269 00:20:32,346 --> 00:20:33,291 Really? 270 00:20:33,908 --> 00:20:38,241 So when I had my first orgasm In my entire life, 271 00:20:38,677 --> 00:20:40,680 you were thinking, "you fucking bitch"? 272 00:20:45,147 --> 00:20:46,183 Yes, I was. 273 00:20:47,417 --> 00:20:48,361 I'm sorry. 274 00:20:49,835 --> 00:20:51,722 Well, at least you were trying something. 275 00:20:52,455 --> 00:20:54,731 I mean, I don't know what the hell to do. 276 00:20:56,657 --> 00:20:58,721 I'm a 37-Year-Old nurse 277 00:20:59,137 --> 00:21:01,391 With no idea about my own body. 278 00:21:03,075 --> 00:21:05,293 Well, maybe it's not about your body. 279 00:21:05,566 --> 00:21:06,942 Maybe it's in your head. 280 00:21:07,836 --> 00:21:09,760 What were you thinking when you came? 281 00:21:12,425 --> 00:21:14,852 - I don't know. - Come on, what were you thinking? 282 00:21:16,068 --> 00:21:17,452 I don't know. 283 00:21:17,518 --> 00:21:21,042 In my head there was just like nothing. 284 00:21:21,837 --> 00:21:26,633 Like just an empty room with whiteness. 285 00:21:28,168 --> 00:21:29,261 And what were we doing? 286 00:21:29,638 --> 00:21:30,942 Oh, no, you're not there. 287 00:21:33,236 --> 00:21:35,533 Nobody's there. No you, no Lucy, 288 00:21:35,555 --> 00:21:38,880 No number 8 bus, just nothing. 289 00:21:40,208 --> 00:21:43,040 So in order for you to come, you have to pretend I don't exist? 290 00:21:43,517 --> 00:21:45,393 Yeah, that's it. 291 00:21:47,216 --> 00:21:48,022 Shit! 292 00:21:49,646 --> 00:21:50,572 What? 293 00:21:51,257 --> 00:21:53,773 Well, you came, and I wasn't even in the universe. 294 00:21:55,367 --> 00:21:57,370 I guess that kinda hurts my feelings. 295 00:21:58,725 --> 00:22:01,073 You said "fucking bitch," and I'm fine. 296 00:22:14,455 --> 00:22:15,561 She wasn't cheating on me. 297 00:22:17,625 --> 00:22:18,991 - What? - You heard me. 298 00:22:21,036 --> 00:22:22,112 Yes, I did. 299 00:22:24,518 --> 00:22:26,691 I find it offensive that you assume Ellen is cheating on me 300 00:22:26,705 --> 00:22:29,373 just because she's making loud sexual noises when I'm out of town. 301 00:22:33,405 --> 00:22:34,113 Sorry. 302 00:22:37,186 --> 00:22:40,093 How am I supposed to compete with a big piece of vibrating plastic? 303 00:22:42,125 --> 00:22:44,081 Goddamn made-In-China motherfucker! 304 00:22:55,778 --> 00:22:59,000 Well, the only way Kim can have an orgasm is if 305 00:22:59,195 --> 00:23:00,950 she pretends I don't even exist, 306 00:23:01,818 --> 00:23:04,262 and she's in an empty room alone in the universe. 307 00:23:08,747 --> 00:23:10,153 Why is it so complicated? 308 00:23:10,606 --> 00:23:11,970 You know, back in my daddy's day, 309 00:23:12,516 --> 00:23:15,152 all they did was make love to their wives or not. It wasn't all this. 310 00:23:15,826 --> 00:23:17,831 I know. So why's it so much harder for us now? 311 00:23:20,226 --> 00:23:21,470 I guess because... 312 00:23:23,105 --> 00:23:24,922 They didn't care whether their wives came or not. 313 00:23:26,265 --> 00:23:27,031 Right. 314 00:23:28,566 --> 00:23:30,580 They really were "The Greatest Generation." 315 00:23:37,706 --> 00:23:40,441 - Lucy's asleep. - Okay. 316 00:23:42,275 --> 00:23:43,910 I just started my period. 317 00:23:44,986 --> 00:23:47,173 - Yeah? - Yep. 318 00:23:48,158 --> 00:23:49,761 So no baby this month. 319 00:23:52,576 --> 00:23:55,001 Well, good. 320 00:23:56,125 --> 00:23:57,663 I don't think we should have another baby yet. 321 00:23:57,978 --> 00:24:00,670 - You should go back on the pill. - What? 322 00:24:01,477 --> 00:24:05,892 You need to be having regular, frequent, sustainable orgasms. 323 00:24:06,587 --> 00:24:07,331 Just like me. 324 00:24:09,377 --> 00:24:11,233 Oh, Louie, no. Look, 325 00:24:11,507 --> 00:24:14,231 I mean, let's stop worrying about all this coming stuff. 326 00:24:14,266 --> 00:24:16,860 I mean, I know I was wound up about it, 327 00:24:16,878 --> 00:24:18,542 but it's too much pressure. 328 00:24:18,857 --> 00:24:22,671 I'll just repress my memory of that orgasm. 329 00:24:22,715 --> 00:24:25,381 Please, I was fine with the way it was before... 330 00:24:25,397 --> 00:24:28,031 You'd come fast, and i'd get to watch my shows. 331 00:24:34,837 --> 00:24:37,071 No. That's unacceptable. 332 00:24:37,467 --> 00:24:38,702 We're gonna figure this out. 333 00:24:39,196 --> 00:24:43,243 I promise you with God as my witness we will solve the riddle of your pussy. 334 00:24:49,896 --> 00:24:51,782 - Okay. - Good. 335 00:24:54,697 --> 00:24:58,130 You sure this isn't just You trying to put off having another baby? 336 00:24:58,856 --> 00:25:01,631 No, this is me just trying to fuck you a lot. 337 00:25:09,548 --> 00:25:13,892 Oh, honey, we don't have to do this. You know, my period. 338 00:25:14,097 --> 00:25:15,403 No, I want to. 339 00:25:16,095 --> 00:25:18,403 I think it's important we get started immediately. 340 00:25:20,338 --> 00:25:22,261 Please, I haven't come in 10 days. 341 00:25:24,365 --> 00:25:25,150 Okay. 342 00:25:27,175 --> 00:25:28,211 I just came. 343 00:26:23,806 --> 00:26:26,603 Mmm. Oh my God, Walter. 344 00:26:26,707 --> 00:26:28,591 That was amazing! 345 00:26:28,607 --> 00:26:31,701 That's the best it's been since we've been married. 346 00:26:31,806 --> 00:26:33,901 Glad you liked it. 347 00:26:35,507 --> 00:26:39,900 And where did you get the idea for me to pretend you didn't exist? 348 00:26:44,107 --> 00:26:47,003 Well, I'm thirsty. 349 00:26:48,003 --> 00:26:58,003 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 24717

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