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What's wrong with her?
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Oh, don't worry
about it, honey.
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Let's just go inside...
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- Is Ellen mad, Mama?
- Is she mad?
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Uh, yeah.
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Why?
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She's just a little bit upset...
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about racism.
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Don't worry about it, baby.
Just go to your room.
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- Okay? I'll be right in.
- Okay.
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I did not expect that
from Walter and Ellen!
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I mean, that is
some loud sex!
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I know. Jesus.
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How come you don't sound
like that when we have sex?
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Yeah, what about that?
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Lucky Louie
1.02 - "Kim's O"
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Synchronisation : Tyno
Transcript : Raceman
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www.forom.com
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"Lucky Louie" was taped
before a live audience.
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What are you doing?
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I'm fucking you.
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Just relax. Relax.
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It's kinda taking a long time.
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Yes, it is.
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Louie, honey, it's okay.
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We're trying to get pregnant.
Just wrap it up.
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Relax.
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Oh, I know what this is.
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Are you trying to make
me scream like Ellen?
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Louie, honey,
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I just got off a double shift.
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Seriously, release the doves.
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All right, I'll come.
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I appreciate that.
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Hey, how's it going, Walter?
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- Fine.
- Ellen and lisa?
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We're good.
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Hey, cool trash can.
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Look, I'm sorry to ask you this.
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It's none of my business.
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I shouldn't be asking you this, but...
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What are you doing to make
Ellen so happy in there?
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Excuse me?
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Sorry, just...
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You guys seem to be having
a great time lately,
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and I'm interested in, you know,
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tips, pointers...
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Kinda... For Kim,
for me for Kim.
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What are you talking about?
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Come on, man, whatever
you're doing in there,
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Ellen is loving it.
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I mean, we can all hear her
moaning through the walls all week.
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I've been out of town
since last Thursday.
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Did you have a good trip?
Was it good...
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- Hey, Rich.
- Hey, Lou.
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- You got a package for me?
- Yeah, we got your package.
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Look, man, are you having
drugs sent to our house?
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'Cause don't do that.
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Just have 'em mailed
to your own house.
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I can't.
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My mom opens my mail.
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Anyway, this isn't drugs.
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It's urine.
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So, you're a piss dealer now?
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I sell clean piss
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as an added convenience
for my drug customers.
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This piss...
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Is liquid gold.
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Well, don't have it sent
to my house, okay?
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What is that?
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It's Ellen.
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Oh, that Walter sounds
like a master cocksman.
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Apparently, it ain't Walter.
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- Ellen's cheating on him.
- That's reprehensible.
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Oh, you like that,
you little whore.
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What is that guy doing to her?
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He's destroying her.
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Oh, shit!
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Yeah, but what is he doing?
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In first I was going to go with
doggystyle, but you know what?
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I think it might be
classic missionary,
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But on a hard surface.
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You can hear him
compressing her ribcage.
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And there's definily
ass play involved.
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And... she's blowing him.
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Wait a minute. He's fucking
her and she's blowing him?
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That's physically impossible.
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Well, for you.
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Oh my God. Poor Walter.
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That guy never had a chance.
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Walter's just the beginning.
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A guy with a skill set
like that running around...
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If Kim's pussy hears about
this it's over for you.
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- Bye-Bye, Rich.
- Whatever.
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I'll be out here for
a couple minutes.
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Yeah, suck it, Ellen.
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Suck my big beautiful black cock.
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We have something to talk about.
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What's that, Walter?
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What's been going on
here while I'm away?
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What are you talking about?
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What am I talking about?
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You know what I'm talking about.
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I really don't know.
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Well, the whole building
is talking about it.
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The neighbors can hear you
screaming through the walls.
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- Who hears me?
- Louie.
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That man needs to get himself a job and
stop listening to other people's business.
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Ellen...
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Who are you fucking
when I'm not around?
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You'd better say something.
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Right?
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- Did you just yawn?
- No.
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Honey, look.
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I'm ovulating.
Let's just do this.
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It's gonna be good. Just watch.
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Can I watch from over there?
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Louie...
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Wait.
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That's kind of interesting.
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Holy shit.
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Good, right?
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Holy shit.
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That was amazing.
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That's never happened before.
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Pretty intense, huh?
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No, I mean that has
never happened before.
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Well, you're welcome.
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I think I just had
my first orgasm.
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What?
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Come on, you've had
orgasms before.
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Well, I thought I had.
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It seemed like you
were having orgasms.
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Yeah, I thought I was.
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It would always feel really
good at the end but...
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nothing like this.
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This was so much better.
I had no idea.
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I mean, I always thought
those big female orgasms
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were bullshit,
like in the movies.
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I just never realized
it could be more like...
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So ain't that some shit?
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Yeah, right?
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I mean, you were trying
all this different stuff,
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And I don't know
what happened but,
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all of a sudden it's like...
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That's right.
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I did it.
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I made you scream,
and not only that,
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I changed your life.
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00:12:25,407 --> 00:12:27,581
Yeah, and it only
took you seven years.
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Oh, yeah.
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It's okay. I'm glad it happened.
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You did a good job, honey.
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You go get yourself
a treat from the fridge.
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I thought you might
be needing this stuff.
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Wow, look at all of these.
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Thanks, Tina, but I think
it's a little early
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For swapping baby clothes.
I'm not even pregnant.
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Hey, you're trying, right? That means It's
your turn to keep all this shit at your house.
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Oh, my God.
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00:13:06,038 --> 00:13:09,060
Lucy used to sleep
in this all the time.
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Everything okay, slugger?
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00:13:14,138 --> 00:13:14,980
Well...
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Something happened last night.
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I...
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I had this orgasm that was like,
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"Jesus!" You know?
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But that's not the weird part.
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The weird part is
I think it was my first.
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No, I mean that.
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- I've never had an orgasm before.
- Oh, I knew that.
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- What?
- I knew that you weren't coming.
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No, you didn't. How could
you possibly know that?
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I don't know. It's obvious.
The way you walk.
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Everything, you know?
You're very un-Coming.
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But hey, you unlocked
your box. Good for you.
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This is so fucked up.
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00:14:01,888 --> 00:14:05,923
I just had my first orgasm at 37?
What does that mean?
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00:14:06,087 --> 00:14:08,951
It means congratulations.
Start living your life.
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00:14:09,417 --> 00:14:12,173
You know what they say?
There's no orgasms in heaven.
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But all this time has gone by...
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Years and years.
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I wanna go back and fuck
all my old boyfriends again.
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You should. You deserve it.
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No, do what you were doing last time.
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I am.
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This feels different.
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00:14:44,127 --> 00:14:45,291
Not to me.
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I think your dick was different.
190
00:14:51,957 --> 00:14:53,201
I'm using the same one.
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Maybe the angle was different.
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All right, all right.
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00:15:04,105 --> 00:15:06,201
No, that's not right.
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00:15:06,236 --> 00:15:08,740
I can see your bald spot,
and I couldn't see it before.
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00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:11,550
That's not helping me right now.
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00:15:13,635 --> 00:15:17,430
Okay, just switch with me.
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All right.
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00:15:26,475 --> 00:15:27,933
Okay. No, no, no.
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You stay still.
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Let me try something. Okay?
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00:15:43,856 --> 00:15:45,722
- Take it easy.
- Stay still!
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Don't...
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00:15:51,187 --> 00:15:53,221
Jeez! Quit...
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00:15:53,607 --> 00:15:56,223
Quit slamming your
snatch into me so hard!
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00:15:59,007 --> 00:16:02,063
You're gonna rip my dick
off, you fucking lunatic!
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00:16:04,275 --> 00:16:05,680
Just forget it.
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00:16:06,755 --> 00:16:08,461
It's not working anyway.
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00:16:09,206 --> 00:16:11,593
Good, 'cause... Ow!
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00:16:15,905 --> 00:16:17,291
What did you do?
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00:16:17,495 --> 00:16:19,481
You have to remember
what you did.
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Why is it all on me?
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Because you were the
one doing the fucking.
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You fucked me.
You made me come.
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You need to do it again.
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00:16:30,915 --> 00:16:32,321
Well, I don't know what I did.
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00:16:34,028 --> 00:16:35,661
Let's just try again tomorrow.
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00:16:36,486 --> 00:16:38,721
Wait a minute. I didn't finish yet.
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00:16:41,298 --> 00:16:44,051
Why should you get
to finish if I haven't.
219
00:16:45,906 --> 00:16:47,570
Since when is that the rule?
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Since I started having orgasms.
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00:16:58,285 --> 00:16:59,933
And no jerking off!
222
00:17:02,665 --> 00:17:05,030
Nobody's coming
in this house tonight.
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00:17:10,578 --> 00:17:11,422
How was that?
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00:17:12,678 --> 00:17:13,892
It was great.
225
00:17:15,226 --> 00:17:16,702
Yes, it was.
226
00:17:19,047 --> 00:17:20,220
In fact, I'm thirsty.
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00:17:41,736 --> 00:17:42,743
It's a nightmare.
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00:17:44,158 --> 00:17:46,151
I have to make her come,
or I don't get to.
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00:17:48,606 --> 00:17:50,050
Welcome to actual sex.
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00:17:52,095 --> 00:17:53,641
I hope you enjoyed your free ride.
231
00:17:55,555 --> 00:17:57,403
I've been having sex
all week without coming.
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I'm so backed up I cry come.
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00:18:03,136 --> 00:18:05,460
I cut myself shaving
and come came out.
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00:18:08,717 --> 00:18:10,470
- When I sweat...
- Hey, stop it, huh?
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00:18:13,535 --> 00:18:17,242
My back is killing me 'cause we're
doing all these angles and positions.
236
00:18:17,258 --> 00:18:19,842
Yeah, well, there's
a reason for that.
237
00:18:20,138 --> 00:18:23,140
You're just being too
technical about it. I mean...
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00:18:23,438 --> 00:18:26,922
It's not about what you're doing.
It's about why you did it.
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00:18:27,777 --> 00:18:29,642
The thought behind the thrust.
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00:18:31,056 --> 00:18:32,442
You know, like with me, all right?
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00:18:32,568 --> 00:18:34,070
I'm so lucky to have Tina
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that all I can think about
when we're doing it is
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"Thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you."
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00:18:40,317 --> 00:18:44,371
Then all that gratitude
pours out of me into her,
245
00:18:44,678 --> 00:18:45,812
and makes her pop.
246
00:18:48,968 --> 00:18:50,971
So you just think,
"thank you, thank you"?
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00:18:51,358 --> 00:18:51,950
Yeah.
248
00:18:53,745 --> 00:18:57,740
What were you thinking when you accidentally
Made your wife come for the first time?
249
00:19:00,608 --> 00:19:01,660
I was thinking...
250
00:19:02,955 --> 00:19:03,961
I was thinking,
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00:19:05,258 --> 00:19:07,222
"Scream, you fucking bitch!"
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00:19:10,557 --> 00:19:12,301
Well, there you go.
That's good.
253
00:19:12,578 --> 00:19:16,133
It was aggression.
I guess that's what you need.
254
00:19:16,978 --> 00:19:20,111
You gotta, you know,
hate her a little.
255
00:19:21,697 --> 00:19:22,383
Hate her?
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00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:24,003
A little.
257
00:19:26,218 --> 00:19:27,641
I guess it makes sense.
258
00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:30,300
I mean, she hates me,
and I come every time.
259
00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:44,400
How's this?
260
00:19:45,496 --> 00:19:48,260
Yeah, it's good,
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00:19:48,836 --> 00:19:49,722
I guess,
262
00:19:50,948 --> 00:19:51,772
but no.
263
00:19:53,515 --> 00:19:56,293
All right, we're not
giving up this time.
264
00:19:57,406 --> 00:19:58,543
I'm gonna try something.
265
00:20:11,715 --> 00:20:13,543
You... fucking bitch!
266
00:20:22,946 --> 00:20:24,723
What is that, dirty talk?
267
00:20:24,936 --> 00:20:28,150
No, I was trying to recreat
268
00:20:28,338 --> 00:20:31,300
where I was mentally in
my head when you came.
269
00:20:32,346 --> 00:20:33,291
Really?
270
00:20:33,908 --> 00:20:38,241
So when I had my first
orgasm In my entire life,
271
00:20:38,677 --> 00:20:40,680
you were thinking,
"you fucking bitch"?
272
00:20:45,147 --> 00:20:46,183
Yes, I was.
273
00:20:47,417 --> 00:20:48,361
I'm sorry.
274
00:20:49,835 --> 00:20:51,722
Well, at least you were
trying something.
275
00:20:52,455 --> 00:20:54,731
I mean, I don't know
what the hell to do.
276
00:20:56,657 --> 00:20:58,721
I'm a 37-Year-Old nurse
277
00:20:59,137 --> 00:21:01,391
With no idea about my own body.
278
00:21:03,075 --> 00:21:05,293
Well, maybe it's not about your body.
279
00:21:05,566 --> 00:21:06,942
Maybe it's in your head.
280
00:21:07,836 --> 00:21:09,760
What were you thinking
when you came?
281
00:21:12,425 --> 00:21:14,852
- I don't know.
- Come on, what were you thinking?
282
00:21:16,068 --> 00:21:17,452
I don't know.
283
00:21:17,518 --> 00:21:21,042
In my head there was
just like nothing.
284
00:21:21,837 --> 00:21:26,633
Like just an empty
room with whiteness.
285
00:21:28,168 --> 00:21:29,261
And what were we doing?
286
00:21:29,638 --> 00:21:30,942
Oh, no, you're not there.
287
00:21:33,236 --> 00:21:35,533
Nobody's there. No you, no Lucy,
288
00:21:35,555 --> 00:21:38,880
No number 8 bus, just nothing.
289
00:21:40,208 --> 00:21:43,040
So in order for you to come, you
have to pretend I don't exist?
290
00:21:43,517 --> 00:21:45,393
Yeah, that's it.
291
00:21:47,216 --> 00:21:48,022
Shit!
292
00:21:49,646 --> 00:21:50,572
What?
293
00:21:51,257 --> 00:21:53,773
Well, you came, and I wasn't
even in the universe.
294
00:21:55,367 --> 00:21:57,370
I guess that kinda
hurts my feelings.
295
00:21:58,725 --> 00:22:01,073
You said "fucking
bitch," and I'm fine.
296
00:22:14,455 --> 00:22:15,561
She wasn't cheating on me.
297
00:22:17,625 --> 00:22:18,991
- What?
- You heard me.
298
00:22:21,036 --> 00:22:22,112
Yes, I did.
299
00:22:24,518 --> 00:22:26,691
I find it offensive that you
assume Ellen is cheating on me
300
00:22:26,705 --> 00:22:29,373
just because she's making loud
sexual noises when I'm out of town.
301
00:22:33,405 --> 00:22:34,113
Sorry.
302
00:22:37,186 --> 00:22:40,093
How am I supposed to compete with
a big piece of vibrating plastic?
303
00:22:42,125 --> 00:22:44,081
Goddamn made-In-China motherfucker!
304
00:22:55,778 --> 00:22:59,000
Well, the only way Kim
can have an orgasm is if
305
00:22:59,195 --> 00:23:00,950
she pretends I don't even exist,
306
00:23:01,818 --> 00:23:04,262
and she's in an empty room
alone in the universe.
307
00:23:08,747 --> 00:23:10,153
Why is it so complicated?
308
00:23:10,606 --> 00:23:11,970
You know, back in my daddy's day,
309
00:23:12,516 --> 00:23:15,152
all they did was make love to their
wives or not. It wasn't all this.
310
00:23:15,826 --> 00:23:17,831
I know. So why's it so
much harder for us now?
311
00:23:20,226 --> 00:23:21,470
I guess because...
312
00:23:23,105 --> 00:23:24,922
They didn't care whether
their wives came or not.
313
00:23:26,265 --> 00:23:27,031
Right.
314
00:23:28,566 --> 00:23:30,580
They really were
"The Greatest Generation."
315
00:23:37,706 --> 00:23:40,441
- Lucy's asleep.
- Okay.
316
00:23:42,275 --> 00:23:43,910
I just started
my period.
317
00:23:44,986 --> 00:23:47,173
- Yeah?
- Yep.
318
00:23:48,158 --> 00:23:49,761
So no baby this month.
319
00:23:52,576 --> 00:23:55,001
Well, good.
320
00:23:56,125 --> 00:23:57,663
I don't think we should
have another baby yet.
321
00:23:57,978 --> 00:24:00,670
- You should go back on the pill.
- What?
322
00:24:01,477 --> 00:24:05,892
You need to be having regular,
frequent, sustainable orgasms.
323
00:24:06,587 --> 00:24:07,331
Just like me.
324
00:24:09,377 --> 00:24:11,233
Oh, Louie, no. Look,
325
00:24:11,507 --> 00:24:14,231
I mean, let's stop worrying
about all this coming stuff.
326
00:24:14,266 --> 00:24:16,860
I mean, I know I was
wound up about it,
327
00:24:16,878 --> 00:24:18,542
but it's too much pressure.
328
00:24:18,857 --> 00:24:22,671
I'll just repress my
memory of that orgasm.
329
00:24:22,715 --> 00:24:25,381
Please, I was fine with
the way it was before...
330
00:24:25,397 --> 00:24:28,031
You'd come fast, and i'd
get to watch my shows.
331
00:24:34,837 --> 00:24:37,071
No. That's unacceptable.
332
00:24:37,467 --> 00:24:38,702
We're gonna figure this out.
333
00:24:39,196 --> 00:24:43,243
I promise you with God as my witness
we will solve the riddle of your pussy.
334
00:24:49,896 --> 00:24:51,782
- Okay.
- Good.
335
00:24:54,697 --> 00:24:58,130
You sure this isn't just You trying
to put off having another baby?
336
00:24:58,856 --> 00:25:01,631
No, this is me just
trying to fuck you a lot.
337
00:25:09,548 --> 00:25:13,892
Oh, honey, we don't have to
do this. You know, my period.
338
00:25:14,097 --> 00:25:15,403
No, I want to.
339
00:25:16,095 --> 00:25:18,403
I think it's important we
get started immediately.
340
00:25:20,338 --> 00:25:22,261
Please, I haven't come in 10 days.
341
00:25:24,365 --> 00:25:25,150
Okay.
342
00:25:27,175 --> 00:25:28,211
I just came.
343
00:26:23,806 --> 00:26:26,603
Mmm. Oh my God, Walter.
344
00:26:26,707 --> 00:26:28,591
That was amazing!
345
00:26:28,607 --> 00:26:31,701
That's the best it's been
since we've been married.
346
00:26:31,806 --> 00:26:33,901
Glad you liked it.
347
00:26:35,507 --> 00:26:39,900
And where did you get the idea
for me to pretend you didn't exist?
348
00:26:44,107 --> 00:26:47,003
Well, I'm thirsty.
349
00:26:48,003 --> 00:26:58,003
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