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Yum!
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Breakfast is so the most
important meal of the day.
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Especially because we are
getting close to that due date.Mm-hmm.
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Have you been thinking about
what your birth plan is?
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Um, to get it out?
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No, I mean, like,
how you want it to go.
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Or who you might, maybe, want
with you in the delivery room.
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Well, definitely not the father,
or my boyfriend.
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You know, twins can be
so competitive.
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Right. Well, is there anyone
you would like
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to maybe share
this experience with?
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Nah. I mean, I've gotten
this far by myself.
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Plus, I really don't want
anyone looking at my vag.
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Ugh, I can't believe
she's shutting us out.
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If I can't give birth,
I wanted to at least be there
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when our daughter
came into this world.
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What if when we're driving
Morgan to the hospital,
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we just, like,
get stuck in traffic
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and she just has to have
the baby in the car with us?
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Or, maybe, we don't go
to the hospital at all.
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My friend, Ruth,
had her baby at her house.
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On purpose?
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Yeah. Lots of women do it.
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And it guarantees
that we'll be there.
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You don't ask someone
to leave their house
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when you're giving birth in it.
That's just tacky.
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Eliza, home births
sound fascinating.
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Tell us about
being a midwife.
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Uh, well, I like to consider
myself actually
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a spirit guide first,
midwife second,
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and P.E. teacher third.
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Isn't that fascinating?
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I specialize in water birth.
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It's very tranquil.Mm.
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I've had many women in labor
experience orgasm.
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And one man.
That was uncomfortable.
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COLLEEN:
Ooh, an orgasm.
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I'll have what you're
gonna be having.
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Colleen, stop.
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So, do you bring everything
that you need for a water birth?
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Like, I don't know,
like, tarps?
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Oh, yeah, we bring
everything.
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Everything.
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We can even customize
the experience.
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Oh, we had a mother who
wanted to be surrounded
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by her family
and friends.
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And, to my knowledge, that
had never been done before.
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Doesn't that sound
super extra fun?
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Okay, you know what,
I'm just thinking here,
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but I think you should
come in and see one.
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What?
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[breathing deeply]
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IMOGEN:
Mm-hmm.
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BOTH:
Welcome.
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Welcome to our home.
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You'll notice that even though
she's in active labor,
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Sasha is in a very
serene place, right?
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And please, if you feel
the need to chant
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or hum or sing,
don't deny yourself that, huh?
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[exhales]
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Traffic on the way over here
was really crazy.
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I'm sorry, I'm so uncomfortable.
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I don't know what to say right
now. Oh, are those cold cuts?
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[Sasha moaning]
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Mm-hmm...
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Oh, I think we're getting close.
I'm gonna do one last check.
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Ooh. [exhales]Okay.
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Okay. Sasha,
please welcome me in.
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I need verbal consent.
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You may enter.Okay, great.
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Oh.
Oh.
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Oh. Forgot a napkin.
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Okay, Team Miracle,
it's time to get in that pool
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as one and leave as two.
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Okay, right now, tranquility
is really our friend.
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Are we calm? Great.Yeah.
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Okay, great,
let's do it.
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This is actually
kind of cool.
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Yay. [laughs]
[laughs]
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Who knew having a baby
could be so chill?
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[screaming]: No!
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No!
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Colleen, you said this
would be super extra fun.
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Well, it is! I mean,
she just said, "Woo-hoo!"
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Like, is she in labor
or is she on spring break?
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SASHA:
Oh, the pain.
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Matt, you're missing it.Nah, I'm good.
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I can't do this.Yes, you can.
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Oh, my God! The pain!
It's so bad.
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He's coming out teeth first!
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She's actually gonna die.
If I was her, I wouldn't--
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I would want
to die right now.
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She does not want to die.
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Please kill me.
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That's the orgasm.
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I can't do this.
I can't do this.
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SASHA:
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
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Get it out.Okay,
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Imogen, your queen
is crowning.Oh, God.
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There we go. Matt, Matt. Grab
a leg, okay? Get in the tub.
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Okay.Oh, sweet Lord.
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SASHA:
Oh, my God!
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[Matt screams]
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SASHA: Oh, God.[exhales]
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Man, that lady is
in so much pain.
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I think that was Matt.
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I'm so sorry
I made you watch that.
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I don't know if
I can do this.
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It's okay. If you
want to have the baby
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in the hospital
with drugs, by yourself,
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I totally support you.
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No, I mean...
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I just don't know if
I can do this at all.
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What? Of course you can.
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Y-You're stronger
than you think.
[sighs]
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Like you said, you've
come this far on your own.
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But what if I don't want
to do it on my own?
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Would you and Matt...
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please, maybe, just, would
you be there with me?
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Really?
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I would love that.
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We would love that.
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Thank you.
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I swallowed
some of that water.
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JENNA [in distance]:
Most people appreciate them.
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SAMANTHA:
Well, I'm not most people!
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JENNA:
Yes, you are. You are so basic.
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Oh, Sam and her friend Jenna
are really going at it.
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SAMANTHA: Get out![whispers]:
Ooh. Here they come.
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Sam's acting insane.
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No offense. I realize
mental illness is genetic.
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[clears throat] Okay, so I guess
you won't be staying for dinner.
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[sighs]:
No.
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I'll just take mine to go.
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[door closes]
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Is she gone?
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She's outside eating her
dinner like a raccoon.
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Jenna's dead to me.
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Oh, honey, what was
the fight about?
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No, Mom, I think we
should stay out of it.
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She was using my Insta
to catfish boys
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into sending her pics
of their treasure trails.
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What's Insta? What's catfish?
What's treasure trails?
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There's no way
I'm spending my whole summer
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working at the pool
with her again.
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Well, I think you're making
a very grown-up decision.
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God, Mom, not everything's
fodder for comment. [sighs]
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Honey, maybe you can
help them make up.
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No. When the moms get involved,
the daughters get pissed.
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Well, I don't know
if that's true.
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You know, maybe
you don't have to comment
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on every single thing
that I say.
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Oh, finally.
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No more Jenna.
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Sam is not gonna be held back
by that deadweight loser.
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I thought we were gonna talk
about our daughter's problems
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afterwe fooled around.
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We already did.
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That was it?
I still have my underwear on.
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Yeah. That was it.
Anyway, now Sam has
her summer available,
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and she can do that internship
at the art gallery.
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Oh, I am so happy,
I could do it again.
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Do what again?
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Honey, it's so good of you
to drive me to physical therapy.
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[passing horn honks]Oh!
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[phone chiming]Oh.
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Oh, no, I've got it!
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I've got it. Here we go.
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Okay. Um...
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someone named "mega-bitch"
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has texted you five times.
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That's Jenna.
You can delete them.
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Oh, no, no, no, I would never.
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Because I don't know how.
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I had a mega-bitch
in my life once.
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Marion.
She was a dear friend,
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but we had a falling out.
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A-About what?
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She copied my kitchen tiles,
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so I stopped speaking
to her forever.
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Over kitchen tiles?
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It just isn't done.
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But you'd be surprised
how quickly a friend
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can go from being dead to you
to just being dead.
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I-I know because
Marion's now dead.
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Wow.
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That's actually really sad.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I mean, I-I won't go
into details,
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but imagine
the worst thing
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that can happen to you
in a garden.
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He's so hot.
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Oh, I know.[door opens, closes]
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Oh, I can't wait for us
to work at the pool.
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They told me we can refill
the condiments this year.
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Remember when we got
so random with mustard?
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JENNA:
That was insane of us.
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Oh, and I bought
a waterproof camera
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so we can take pictures
of all the hot guys.
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Ugh, I wish boys were
wet all the time.HEATHER: Jenna.
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It's just, well,
so good to see you.
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Sam, could we
talk for a second?
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Hey.
Hi. I thought that you
and Jenna were done.
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We were, but then Mom-Mom told
me about her super dead friend
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and it made me realize Jenna
could be stabbed
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by a deranged drifter
in her garden at any time.
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[Tank growling]Oh.
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Tank. Drop it![door opens, closes]
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HEATHER:
Mom?
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Mom, I told you
not to meddle in Sam's life.
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Oh, I know you were worried
she wouldn't listen to me,
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but she was very receptive.
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No, no, it's not that.
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It's just that Jenna is a
terrible influence on her.
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And she has wasted every
summer with that dud.
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Then they finally
have a falling-out,
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you come in with your
"dead Marion" sob story,
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and you-you
ruin everything.
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Well, Marion was
a true and a dear friend.
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Oh, Mom, come on. She
stole your kitchen tile.
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Okay, I have heard you
say multiple times
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you're glad she's dead.
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It just isn't done.
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Honey, why don't you
tell Sam how you feel
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about her friend?
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I didn't listen to you
when I was a kid,
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and Sam is not
gonna listen to me.
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Sam isn't you, Heather.
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She'll care about
what you say.
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What do you know?
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You think your eye cream
is working.
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Oh, you know what?
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Don't waste your summer
with Jenna.
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[scoffs]
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Find an internship somewhere.
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Find your passion, I just--
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I don't want you to lose out
on your dreams
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because your best friend
doesn't have any.
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You don't get it.
Your best friend is Dad.Oh...
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Oh, and Sophia![scoffs]
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Do you think that I don't know
what it's like to be you?
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Hey.
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I was you, okay?
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You don't think
that I liked wet boys
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when I was your age?Oh, God.
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Mom, stop!Huh? Hey! Hey!
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I invented liking wet boys![door slams]
248
00:10:08,956 --> 00:10:10,871
And then she made me realize
249
00:10:10,914 --> 00:10:13,047
that my skin care routine
was failing.
250
00:10:13,090 --> 00:10:15,136
I told you
that this would happen.
251
00:10:15,179 --> 00:10:17,094
I felt sure
she would listen to you.
252
00:10:17,138 --> 00:10:19,140
[door opens]
253
00:10:20,794 --> 00:10:22,404
Here we go.
254
00:10:24,449 --> 00:10:27,235
I need you to sign this.
255
00:10:27,278 --> 00:10:29,063
Well, what is it?
256
00:10:29,106 --> 00:10:31,761
It's an application
for that art gallery internship.
257
00:10:31,805 --> 00:10:33,284
Jenna's probably going
258
00:10:33,328 --> 00:10:35,069
to get fired
from the pool, anyway.
259
00:10:35,112 --> 00:10:37,288
She told me that she was
going to tongue the guys
260
00:10:37,332 --> 00:10:38,812
when she gives them CPR.
261
00:10:42,293 --> 00:10:44,687
She listened.
262
00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:47,951
I guess she does
care what you think.[sighs]
263
00:10:47,995 --> 00:10:52,086
And now, instead of Jenna
bringing Sam down,
264
00:10:52,129 --> 00:10:54,784
maybe Sam can pull Jenna up.
265
00:10:54,828 --> 00:10:57,352
Or maybe Jenna will die
in a garden.
266
00:11:05,055 --> 00:11:05,969
[phone chimes]
267
00:11:06,013 --> 00:11:08,189
[gasps] Ooh, yeah, Greg.
268
00:11:08,232 --> 00:11:09,364
Mommy likey.Ooh.
269
00:11:09,407 --> 00:11:11,540
A midday sext.
Jen, you nasty.
270
00:11:11,583 --> 00:11:13,411
[chuckles]Oh, no, no. It's a
credit card alert.
271
00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:15,239
Oh, then you just weird.
272
00:11:15,283 --> 00:11:17,241
Yeah. Greg just dropped
some serious coin
273
00:11:17,285 --> 00:11:20,549
at this store I love. Ooh,
I bet it's my push present.
274
00:11:20,592 --> 00:11:23,204
Wait, isn't your present
the baby?
275
00:11:23,247 --> 00:11:25,162
No, no. It's something
fancy you wear
276
00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:26,642
that reminds you
of the baby.
277
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,383
Oh. Well, what if
you have a C-section?
278
00:11:28,426 --> 00:11:29,993
Then you wouldn't get
a push present.
279
00:11:30,037 --> 00:11:32,430
Colleen, please. He already
bought it, and I'm getting it.
280
00:11:35,216 --> 00:11:37,174
Hey, you.
281
00:11:39,220 --> 00:11:41,309
Hey.
282
00:11:43,398 --> 00:11:46,096
You know, I'm-I'm not sure
what this smile is,
283
00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:47,576
but it sure beats
you just staring at me
284
00:11:47,619 --> 00:11:51,319
until I apologize for something
I didn't know I did.
285
00:11:51,362 --> 00:11:53,669
[chuckles] Yeah, that's
a different stare.
286
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,018
This...
287
00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:57,281
is a love stare.
288
00:12:00,110 --> 00:12:01,329
Yeah.
289
00:12:01,372 --> 00:12:05,072
And I-I think
I see the difference.
290
00:12:09,293 --> 00:12:11,556
Okay. Um, I'm gonna go.
291
00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,689
Okay. [chuckles]Yeah.
292
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:16,126
I'm gonna watch you go.
293
00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:24,787
Hi. Thank you so much
for babysitting Lark.
294
00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:27,355
Mm! No trouble. No.
295
00:12:27,398 --> 00:12:29,444
Done with the windows.
296
00:12:29,487 --> 00:12:32,142
[gasps]W-Was she cleaning
your windows?
297
00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:33,535
Oh, she's play cleaning.
298
00:12:33,578 --> 00:12:35,580
Yeah, you did such a good job
on the windows, Lark.
299
00:12:35,624 --> 00:12:37,234
Do you want to
try the toilets?
300
00:12:37,278 --> 00:12:38,409
Yes.
301
00:12:38,453 --> 00:12:40,585
Yeah, don't forget
your scrubby puppet.
302
00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:42,370
Oh, she's having so much fun.
303
00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:43,632
Oh, hey.
304
00:12:43,675 --> 00:12:45,634
This is nice.
305
00:12:45,677 --> 00:12:47,288
Yeah, I was gonna say
that you're glowing,
306
00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:49,333
but I think
it's just the jacket.Thank you.
307
00:12:49,377 --> 00:12:51,292
It's my push present from Greg.
308
00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:53,468
I mean, he didn't give it to me,
but I found it,
309
00:12:53,511 --> 00:12:56,427
and I couldn't resist sneaking
it out for a test drive.
310
00:12:56,471 --> 00:12:58,734
[gasps]
I wish I had one of these.
311
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:01,302
Yeah, the only jacket
that Tim's ever given me
312
00:13:01,345 --> 00:13:03,434
is a Flonase-branded
windbreaker.
313
00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:05,436
Oh. Well, you should get one.
314
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:06,742
No, really?Yeah.
315
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,483
Oh, God, well,
then we'd be like twins.
316
00:13:08,526 --> 00:13:10,702
Yeah.Yeah, yeah. I mean,
you know, the kind of twins
317
00:13:10,746 --> 00:13:12,661
that would make sure
not to wear it on the same day.
318
00:13:12,704 --> 00:13:15,446
[laughs]: Oh, well,
that would be ridiculous.
319
00:13:15,490 --> 00:13:18,406
Or it would bond us like sisters
320
00:13:18,449 --> 00:13:20,495
in a way
that I've always wanted.
321
00:13:20,538 --> 00:13:22,410
Yeah.You're right.
It would be ridiculous.
322
00:13:22,453 --> 00:13:24,673
[toilet flushes][laughs] Lark!
323
00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:27,807
[door opens]Hey.
324
00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:30,548
Thanks for watching Lark again.
I don't know what Jen said
325
00:13:30,592 --> 00:13:33,334
to our babysitter, but she's
not returning our calls anymore.
326
00:13:33,377 --> 00:13:34,639
[laughs]:
Oh, no way.
327
00:13:34,683 --> 00:13:37,164
I bought Mom that same
jacket for her birthday.
328
00:13:37,207 --> 00:13:41,168
You-you bought Mom
a jacket like this
329
00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:42,604
for her birthday? Not Jen?
330
00:13:42,647 --> 00:13:44,693
Why would you think
I bought that jacket for Jen?
331
00:13:44,736 --> 00:13:47,609
Because Jen thinks that you
bought that jacket for Jen.
332
00:13:47,652 --> 00:13:49,350
She knows about it, Greg.
333
00:13:49,393 --> 00:13:50,655
She thinks
that's her push present.
334
00:13:50,699 --> 00:13:52,353
Push present? Why would she get
a push present?
335
00:13:52,396 --> 00:13:53,789
It's our second kid.
336
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,747
What do you think?
That you push on the first one
337
00:13:55,791 --> 00:13:57,662
and the rest just fall out?
338
00:13:57,706 --> 00:14:00,361
Yeah, good point.
I got to fix this.
339
00:14:00,404 --> 00:14:03,581
[vacuum whirring]
340
00:14:05,496 --> 00:14:08,369
Uh, why is my daughter
vacuuming?
341
00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:11,198
Oh, Greg, no-- come on.
She's play vacuuming.
342
00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:12,547
Yeah!
343
00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:13,548
So fun, right, Lark?
344
00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:14,854
You know what's really fun?
345
00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:16,551
When you get
right under the couch.
346
00:14:16,594 --> 00:14:18,118
Yes!
347
00:14:18,161 --> 00:14:20,642
Yes! Okay,
don't scuff the legs, okay?
348
00:14:23,775 --> 00:14:27,562
I am so glad that you
love your jacket.
349
00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:31,218
I do. I don't ever want
to take it off.
Yeah.
350
00:14:31,261 --> 00:14:32,915
So tell me, was it a surprise?
351
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:34,656
Such a surprise.
352
00:14:34,699 --> 00:14:35,744
Okay. Well, happy push gift.
353
00:14:35,787 --> 00:14:37,572
Thank you.Yeah, you're welcome.
354
00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:40,575
You know, 'cause second babies
don't just fall out.
355
00:14:40,618 --> 00:14:42,838
Fall out? Fall out of where?
356
00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:46,581
JEN:
Oh, look.
357
00:14:46,624 --> 00:14:48,757
You did the thing
we both agreed not to do.
358
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:51,238
Oh, I know. God, I know.
I'm so bad.
359
00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:52,456
[chuckles]
360
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:55,416
Oh, wow. Twins.
361
00:14:55,459 --> 00:14:56,460
That's fun.
362
00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:58,245
That's not.
363
00:14:58,288 --> 00:15:01,335
Oh! Oh, look at us.
364
00:15:01,378 --> 00:15:04,599
We're like the Pink Ladies,
except our jackets are black.
365
00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:06,557
We're the Black Ladies.No.
366
00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:08,168
Yeah, I'm gonna go
get Santa hats,
367
00:15:08,211 --> 00:15:12,476
and we'll do the Christmas photo
right now.
368
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:13,913
HEATHER:
Clever fix, Greg.
369
00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:15,915
You just made it worse.
370
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:19,701
What did you make worse, Greg?
371
00:15:19,744 --> 00:15:21,703
Look, I know that this
looks bad, it's just,
372
00:15:21,746 --> 00:15:24,140
I got the jacket for Mom first.
All right?
373
00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:26,534
And I told her
that she was getting it
374
00:15:26,577 --> 00:15:28,449
before I realized
that you wanted one.
375
00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:31,669
So you told her about the gift
before you gave it to her?
376
00:15:31,713 --> 00:15:34,237
Well, yeah, I always do, because
I worry about her and surprises.
377
00:15:34,281 --> 00:15:36,805
But not you. I don't have to
worry about you and surprises,
378
00:15:36,848 --> 00:15:40,200
which is why
I got you another one.
379
00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:41,679
Check your pocket.
380
00:15:41,723 --> 00:15:46,467
What? Greg.
You got me something else?
381
00:15:46,510 --> 00:15:50,688
What is this? This a,
uh, this a freshener?
382
00:15:50,732 --> 00:15:51,907
JOAN:
Oh, my!
383
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,561
[gasps]
384
00:15:53,604 --> 00:15:56,694
Greg hid a bracelet
in my pocket,
385
00:15:56,738 --> 00:15:58,261
and it's engraved.
386
00:15:58,305 --> 00:16:01,395
"To the most beautiful mom,
I love you forever."
387
00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:03,963
Oh, my darling.
388
00:16:08,608 --> 00:16:10,610
[breathing heavily]
389
00:16:11,872 --> 00:16:13,874
[exhales]
390
00:16:13,917 --> 00:16:15,876
Why don't you go breathe
in your own house
391
00:16:15,919 --> 00:16:18,922
and stop sprinting across the
street and eating my leftovers?
392
00:16:18,966 --> 00:16:20,794
I drove over here.
393
00:16:20,837 --> 00:16:22,491
I'm a little out of breath
because of all the steps
394
00:16:22,535 --> 00:16:23,884
you got leading up
to your front porch.
395
00:16:23,927 --> 00:16:25,494
There's just one.
396
00:16:25,538 --> 00:16:28,062
Mm-mm. I'm counting
your welcome mat as a step.
397
00:16:28,106 --> 00:16:30,934
When was the last time
you saw a doctor?
398
00:16:30,978 --> 00:16:34,590
Well, last time I looked
in the mirror, so Monday.
399
00:16:34,634 --> 00:16:37,593
No, no, no. When was the last
time you had a physical?
400
00:16:37,637 --> 00:16:40,901
Eh, doctors don't
really get physicals.
401
00:16:40,944 --> 00:16:43,904
You know, after 40,
you should get them annually.
402
00:16:43,947 --> 00:16:46,689
And if you ask,
they'll send you a postcard.
403
00:16:46,733 --> 00:16:49,518
Sometimes it's nice to get mail.
404
00:16:49,562 --> 00:16:51,129
I like getting mail.
405
00:16:51,172 --> 00:16:53,696
Me, too.
406
00:16:53,740 --> 00:16:56,873
[grunting]
407
00:16:56,917 --> 00:16:59,267
I sweat through the paper.
[chuckles]
408
00:16:59,311 --> 00:17:01,878
Feel like a giant
Italian hoagie, Mike's Way.
409
00:17:01,922 --> 00:17:03,663
[laughs] Ooh,
that reminds me
410
00:17:03,706 --> 00:17:05,230
what I'm gonna have
for lunch today.
411
00:17:05,273 --> 00:17:06,796
Burger.
412
00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:08,494
Okay. Breathe in.
413
00:17:08,537 --> 00:17:10,844
[inhales]Breathe out.
414
00:17:10,887 --> 00:17:12,802
[wheezing exhale]
415
00:17:12,846 --> 00:17:14,761
Is that, is that enough?
Or do we need more?
416
00:17:14,804 --> 00:17:16,980
Keep going.Okay.
417
00:17:17,024 --> 00:17:19,592
[ringtone playing]
418
00:17:19,635 --> 00:17:21,115
Dr. Tim Hughes.
419
00:17:21,159 --> 00:17:22,943
What's the good news?
420
00:17:22,986 --> 00:17:24,988
Tim, it's Dr. Chilada.
421
00:17:25,032 --> 00:17:26,686
Hey, Gwen.
422
00:17:26,729 --> 00:17:28,949
We got your tests back.
I have some tough news.
423
00:17:28,992 --> 00:17:30,124
You have a critical blockage
424
00:17:30,168 --> 00:17:32,039
in your left anterior
descending artery.
425
00:17:32,083 --> 00:17:34,041
I need you to get
to the ER immediately.
426
00:17:34,085 --> 00:17:36,217
♪
427
00:17:36,261 --> 00:17:37,262
Tim?
428
00:17:37,305 --> 00:17:38,654
[heart beating]
429
00:17:38,698 --> 00:17:40,003
[horn honks]
430
00:17:40,047 --> 00:17:41,048
Tim?[tires screech, horn honks]
431
00:17:41,092 --> 00:17:42,093
Yeah. Uh...Come on, idiot!
432
00:17:42,136 --> 00:17:43,703
[clears throat]
Yep.
433
00:17:43,746 --> 00:17:45,618
I'm here, I'm here.
[chuckles]
434
00:17:45,661 --> 00:17:47,228
Sorry, I'm on my way to
my daughter's, uh, soccer game.
435
00:17:47,272 --> 00:17:49,230
She's a goalie.
I don't know if I told you that.
436
00:17:49,274 --> 00:17:52,015
But she's got her dad's
catlike reflexes. [chuckles]
437
00:17:52,059 --> 00:17:54,757
[tires screech, horn honking]
438
00:17:54,801 --> 00:17:56,150
Get to St. Joe's right now.
439
00:17:56,194 --> 00:17:59,980
I'll let them know
to expect you.
440
00:18:00,023 --> 00:18:02,896
[indistinct chatter, cheering]
441
00:18:02,939 --> 00:18:04,158
Whoo!
442
00:18:04,202 --> 00:18:07,074
What did the doctor say?
443
00:18:08,075 --> 00:18:09,337
I don't know, John.
444
00:18:09,381 --> 00:18:11,034
What didthe doctor say?
445
00:18:11,078 --> 00:18:13,559
I'm not telling you
a joke, you dummy.
446
00:18:13,602 --> 00:18:15,038
I'm asking about your health.
447
00:18:15,082 --> 00:18:17,867
[yawns]: Yeah,
it's just your, uh,
448
00:18:17,911 --> 00:18:20,914
everyday critical blockage
449
00:18:20,957 --> 00:18:24,178
of the left anterior
descending artery.
450
00:18:24,222 --> 00:18:25,614
You mean the widow-maker?
451
00:18:25,658 --> 00:18:27,877
What are you doing, Tim?
452
00:18:27,921 --> 00:18:30,358
You need to be in the ER,
like, yesterday.
453
00:18:30,402 --> 00:18:32,926
Sure, John, I'll just fire
up the old time machine.
454
00:18:32,969 --> 00:18:36,016
[laughs]
Trust me, I'm fine.
455
00:18:36,059 --> 00:18:38,932
Are you seriously
eating that?
456
00:18:39,933 --> 00:18:41,195
Hmm?Are you asking
457
00:18:41,239 --> 00:18:42,936
because you know it's not mine
458
00:18:42,979 --> 00:18:44,764
or because you saw it
fall on the ground?
459
00:18:44,807 --> 00:18:46,069
This is a medical emergency.
460
00:18:46,113 --> 00:18:47,941
Look, I'll drive you
to the hospital.Uh-uh.
461
00:18:47,984 --> 00:18:49,377
I'm not gonna miss
Sam's game.
462
00:18:49,421 --> 00:18:51,205
Doctors are wrong
all the time.
463
00:18:51,249 --> 00:18:53,729
Come on, what-what are the
chances that my grandfather,
464
00:18:53,773 --> 00:18:55,209
my uncle, my dad, and I
465
00:18:55,253 --> 00:18:58,038
all have the same
problem? [laughs]
466
00:18:58,081 --> 00:18:59,170
Very low.
467
00:19:00,276 --> 00:19:03,366
[cheering]
468
00:19:03,409 --> 00:19:04,236
Hey, Dad.
469
00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:05,759
Hey, there she is!
470
00:19:05,803 --> 00:19:07,413
My little soccer star.
471
00:19:07,457 --> 00:19:09,241
Oh.
472
00:19:09,285 --> 00:19:10,634
I let 12 goals in.
473
00:19:10,677 --> 00:19:13,245
It's already the highest scoring
game of the season.
474
00:19:13,289 --> 00:19:14,333
And you were a part of it.
475
00:19:14,377 --> 00:19:15,247
[sighs]
476
00:19:15,291 --> 00:19:16,248
I'm so proud of you.
477
00:19:16,292 --> 00:19:18,859
There you are out there, just...
478
00:19:18,903 --> 00:19:21,601
living your life to the
fullest, seeing the world.
479
00:19:21,645 --> 00:19:24,430
You got to get out there
and find yourself a good guy
480
00:19:24,474 --> 00:19:27,259
who treats you right and
makes you laugh, right, Sam?[chuckles nervously]
481
00:19:27,303 --> 00:19:30,262
Above all, he's got
to make you laugh.
482
00:19:30,306 --> 00:19:31,350
Okay, Dad.
483
00:19:31,394 --> 00:19:33,831
Um, are-are you done?[whistle blows]
484
00:19:33,874 --> 00:19:36,616
No. No, honey, I'm not done, no.
485
00:19:36,660 --> 00:19:39,271
I'm gonna be around
for a long, long time.
486
00:19:39,315 --> 00:19:41,230
Don't you worry.
[chuckles][chuckles nervously]
487
00:19:41,273 --> 00:19:43,623
You get out there
and soccer it up, all right?
488
00:19:43,667 --> 00:19:45,451
[whistle blows]Aw.
489
00:19:45,495 --> 00:19:47,801
Hey there, buddy.[grunts]
490
00:19:47,845 --> 00:19:50,239
[sighs]
491
00:19:50,282 --> 00:19:51,544
Let me buy you
some ice cream.
492
00:19:51,588 --> 00:19:54,373
Yes. Yes, that
sounds good.
493
00:19:54,417 --> 00:19:55,896
[chuckling]
494
00:19:55,940 --> 00:19:57,550
Yeah, a little ice cream--
just what I need
495
00:19:57,594 --> 00:20:00,249
to get this pizza cheese moving.
496
00:20:01,293 --> 00:20:04,296
Oh, really hard to decide.
497
00:20:04,340 --> 00:20:06,298
Well, you can have two.
498
00:20:06,342 --> 00:20:09,475
Yes! Two Choco Tacos, please.
499
00:20:09,519 --> 00:20:10,694
[exhales][whistle blows in distance]
500
00:20:10,737 --> 00:20:13,262
[cheering in distance]
501
00:20:13,305 --> 00:20:15,220
TIM:
Paramedics?
502
00:20:15,264 --> 00:20:16,656
How could you?
503
00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:20,573
And I was gonna give you
a bite of my Choco Taco, too.
504
00:20:20,617 --> 00:20:23,489
[indistinct chatter on TV][giggles]
505
00:20:23,533 --> 00:20:25,535
[gasps]
Tim!
506
00:20:25,578 --> 00:20:26,710
Hey, babe.
507
00:20:26,753 --> 00:20:28,494
Oh, hey.Hi.
508
00:20:28,538 --> 00:20:30,409
Oh, honey.Mm.
509
00:20:30,453 --> 00:20:32,411
I'm fine.
They just put in a stent.
510
00:20:32,455 --> 00:20:33,673
Oh, what were you thinking?
511
00:20:33,717 --> 00:20:35,327
He was in denial.
512
00:20:35,371 --> 00:20:36,894
Hey, I'm the doctor here.
513
00:20:36,937 --> 00:20:38,504
I was in denial.
514
00:20:38,548 --> 00:20:41,246
But your dad saved my life.
Thank you, John.
515
00:20:41,290 --> 00:20:42,900
Hey, I'm damn good in a crisis.
516
00:20:42,943 --> 00:20:44,031
How's Sam doing?
517
00:20:44,075 --> 00:20:45,337
Oh, she's okay.
518
00:20:45,381 --> 00:20:47,513
I told her her dad was
having a heart attack
519
00:20:47,557 --> 00:20:49,863
and she had to walk home.
520
00:20:49,907 --> 00:20:50,908
Dad.
521
00:20:53,389 --> 00:20:55,347
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523
00:20:57,393 --> 00:21:00,396
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