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(urinal flushing)
(panting)
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Hoo, mama.
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Oh, yeah, there it is.
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There it is.
There we go.
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Oh, man.
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(groaning)
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(crying)
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(sobbing)
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Why?
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(sobbing)
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Whoo!
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Okay.
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Let's start peeing.
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(zipper opens)
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(urine rushing forcefully)
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(zipper closes)
There we go.
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(urinal flushes)
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What the f--
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(haunting Western music)
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Sync & corrections by dwigt
addic7ed.com
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You know, like, in a spy movie
or, like, a James Bond movie,
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there will always be, like,
a colorful henchman.
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That guy is 99% of the time
more feminine than the lead.
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Than the l--
Yes, exactly.
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Gay people are evil
is what they're trying to say.
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Gay people is evil-- That's
what they're trying to say.
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- That's what's going on.
- We know what you're doing.
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These dudes is putting...
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(deep voice)
the alpha bad-ass type
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in the lead, 'cause
that's what pure goodness is.
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Right, right.
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(effeminately)
And then the fop.
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Well, the fop
is trying to kill the president.
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(effeminately)
I'm a dangerous fop.
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Talking about
Clear and Present Danger.
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Talking about
In the Line of Fire, right?
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- Oh, man.
- Plip.
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Wait a minute,
what did I just pound out?
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- What movie?
- In the Line of Fire.
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- In the Line of Fire.
- Yeah, man.
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What did I say--
Clear and Present Danger?
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- (mumbling)
- In the Line of Fire.
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Different political
sentence title.
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That's the one.
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(laughing)
Yeah, right.
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(tense music)
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Well, well, well...
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Jack, welcome.
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Make yourself comfortable.
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You're going to be here
for quite some time.
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You'll never get away
with this, Dravic.
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(spits)
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That is all, Daquan.
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Leave us.
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- Now, where were we, then?
- (chuckles)
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You're wasting
your time, Dravic.
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The military codes
were destroyed.
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Is that so?
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I think you're bluffing, Jack,
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And I am about to call...
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your bluff.
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You see, Jack,
I am a player in this game.
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But...
(chuckles)
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I'm also the dealer.
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I hold all of the cards.
(door rattles)
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(sighs, clears throat)
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(chuckles)
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You see, Jack,
if I were to go all-in,
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you would not be able
to cover the bet.
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What are you doing?
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I was thinking, like,
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maybe I could be, like,
your torturing assistant
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Or something?
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I could be
in the room with you
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and be that guy
that stands in the background
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all intimidating-like.
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And that way--
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Fine, fine.
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Over there,
and keep your trap shut.
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Yeah, that's what i--
that's what I was thinking.
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(chuckles)
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Are you two done
with your little ladies' chat?
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Oh!
Shouldn't have said that.
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You know, Jack, it's very
apropos that you would say that,
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because I feel like
we should have a chat.
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And when I say "we,"
i mean just you and me.
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Are you a chess player, Jack?
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Sure.
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So then you are aware
that each piece
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serves a different function.
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(plastic crinkling)
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You s--
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(crinkling stops)
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Whereas you are
merely a pawn,
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you see, Jack, I am a queen.
(plastic crinkling)
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(crinkling stops)
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I am allowed to move
around the board with impunity.
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(plastic crinkling)
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What is with the lollipop?
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Yo, man, I was thinking, like,
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maybe during your chess speech,
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you could suck
on this lollipop,
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'cause then
that shows him, like,
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you so comfortable
with torture,
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you just do something stupid
like sucking on a lollipop.
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You see what I'm saying?
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(thud)
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I need you to go
over there right now.
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I need you to be still.
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Okay?
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- Or--
- No.
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There is absolutely
no "or" involved.
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- Go over there.
- Okay.
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You shouldn't call yourself
a queen, though,
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'cause where I'm from,
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that means something different
than what--
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Shh.
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(breathes deeply)
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Jack...
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I've been waiting
for this moment
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for a very, very long time.
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I wanted to make
an introduction
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to your new best friend.
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(laughs evilly)
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I'll never talk.
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Oh, this will make
you talk, Jack.
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Plus, you don't even
need to stab him at first.
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You could just, like, caress
his cheek with the blade--
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something just real,
like, crazy.
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- Yeah, I got it. I got it.
- Yeah, you good.
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That's what
I was planning on doing.
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I'm sorry.
Where did we find you?
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Shaquan's cousin.
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Who is Shaquan?
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- Shaquan.
- No, no.
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I'm asking you who he is.
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He got kicked into some lava,
so that's when I came in.
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Okay.
That's wonderful.
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I need you to go over there,
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and I need you to be
stock-still,
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like a statue.
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- Ah, yeah, yeah.
- Now.
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Like, you need to
keep moving in that direction.
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No.
Yeah, I'm good.
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(sighs)
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Jack...
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The military codes are not even
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the primary reason
why you are here.
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I wanted you all to myself.
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He's standing back there
like an actual statue, isn't he?
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Yeah, it's weird.
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God damn him.
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Daquan, you don't have to stand
like an actual statue--
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not literally.
I didn't mean it literally.
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Oh, all right.
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I thought that sounded stupid
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when you said that originally.
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Yeah, it would be stupid
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for a person
to do something like that.
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Shoot, 'cause I didn't know.
I was like, "What?
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"That doesn't make"--
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Okay.
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Jack...
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Today you will experience
the most exquisite pain.
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- I may or may not--
- Oh! Yo!
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We got pictures
of his girlfriend.
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- Uh-huh.
- That's it.
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That's pretty much torture
over right there.
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You could just show him pictures
of his girlfriend,
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and he'll do whatever you say.
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There it is.
Oh!
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You know what?
Even better-- We got a cage.
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It's got a hole at the bottom,
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so you could put that
over his head.
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And this other hole--
you could put, like,
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A rat or a scorpion
up in there.
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That's what it's there for,
Daquan, all right?
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That is what it is there for
in the first place.
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All of the implements that
you're seeing on the table there
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are there
for a particular reason!
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What about that?
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Oh!
You know what?
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Daquan, would you like
to be involved?
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That's what I was thinking
since the beginning.
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(tense music)
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I was thinking...
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Maybe you should just tell him,
like, the military codes.
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(haunting Western music)
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I smoked weed, like, you know,
five times in my whole life.
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- Uh-huh.
- And one time, man...
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I don't know
if it was good weed
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or if there was something
in the weed,
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but I was just, like-- everything
I saw was like colorforms.
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- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- And there was this one girl
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who I went to school with,
she just looked like--
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her face was, like,
straight craggy,
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like a cartoon you might see.
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In real life or...
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A little in real life,
but then it was super--
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- It accentuated.
- It got accentuated.
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And I was just "stwiped" out
for, like, 48 hours.
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And I had to go to
the pet store the next day
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and just hang out,
look at some fish...
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(laughs)
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'cause I was--
I was jacked out.
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Yeah, you did.
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And then I got super sad,
and then I threw up in my beard.
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And then I was like,
"This is not good."
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(laughing)
You had a beard!
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I had a big-ass--
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big James Harden beard.
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(school bell rings)
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(indistinct chatter)
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Okay, students, settle down.
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Settle down.
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That includes you,
Mr. Rodriguez.
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Do you want to take the milk
carton off of your head?
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Thank you so much.
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We have a special guest today.
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He's from this neighborhood,
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And he's a former gang member,
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and he's coming here
this morning to talk to you
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about life choices.
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So, please, give a warm
Central High School welcome
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to Donnie Herrera.
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(applause)
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I used to be just like you...
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(melancholy piano music)
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Just like you, you, you, you.
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Used to clown around...
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Make fun of the principal...
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Put milk on my head,
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just like you, Rodriguez.
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And then...
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I got hit with AIDS.
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Consequences.
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Got into some
real trouble, boy.
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Stole from my mom and dad...
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Stole from my own sister!
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And then one day...
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A piano fell on my head.
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- What?
- Consequences.
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I feel like
he missed a step there.
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Gave me 88 concussions,
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one for each key.
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You'd think I'm learning,
but, no.
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See, I'm just like you.
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I got back out there,
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started making
some real crimes, homeboy.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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And then...
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I got trampled
by a herd of buffalo.
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- What?
- Consequences.
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Okay, Donnie,
I think we've had enough.
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Not done with my story!
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I was like you!
262
00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:45,627
I decided it'd be cool
263
00:11:45,712 --> 00:11:48,413
to hang out
with some of the tough kids.
264
00:11:48,499 --> 00:11:50,882
Mm. You know
who I'm talking about.
265
00:11:50,918 --> 00:11:55,086
They were hanging
on the streets late at night.
266
00:11:55,172 --> 00:11:58,757
More than
cigarette smokers, homes.
267
00:11:58,842 --> 00:12:00,129
And then...
268
00:12:01,395 --> 00:12:04,763
One day I got shot
out of a catapult.
269
00:12:04,848 --> 00:12:06,398
That's it.
Okay.
270
00:12:06,433 --> 00:12:07,823
Into the mouth of a dragon!
271
00:12:07,846 --> 00:12:10,018
Students, everything you've
heard here today is a lie.
272
00:12:10,103 --> 00:12:11,319
I don't lie anymore.
273
00:12:11,405 --> 00:12:12,771
You're all excused.
274
00:12:12,823 --> 00:12:15,524
Everyone report
to your first-period class.
275
00:12:15,609 --> 00:12:17,576
- Look at me!
- Please, I apologize.
276
00:12:17,611 --> 00:12:19,494
I shouldn't even be here!
277
00:12:19,580 --> 00:12:21,246
Thank you, Aurelio.
278
00:12:21,281 --> 00:12:22,364
I apologize, Denise.
279
00:12:22,449 --> 00:12:24,115
So I got really deep
into crime.
280
00:12:24,201 --> 00:12:27,869
I did a drive-by at my own
daughter's quincea?era!
281
00:12:27,955 --> 00:12:31,456
Yeah, shot up everybody--
dead, killed!
282
00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:33,341
Yeah!
283
00:12:33,427 --> 00:12:35,176
Yeah!
284
00:12:35,262 --> 00:12:36,761
Then I got sucked
into a wormhole.
285
00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:37,963
Consequences.
286
00:12:38,015 --> 00:12:39,848
That's it. Okay.
Everybody go.
287
00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:41,766
I was in another dimension,
288
00:12:41,802 --> 00:12:43,885
tried to introduce
my own parents to each other.
289
00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:46,054
Almost failed.
Arm was disappearing.
290
00:12:46,139 --> 00:12:46,829
I've had it.
291
00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:49,474
I invented "Johnny B. Goode"
at my parents' prom,
292
00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:52,193
And at the last moment,
they kissed, and it came back.
293
00:12:52,279 --> 00:12:53,979
The faster we get away
from him, the better.
294
00:12:54,064 --> 00:12:55,981
But nobody believe me!
295
00:12:56,066 --> 00:12:57,576
Where's my crack?
Where's my crack?
296
00:12:58,368 --> 00:13:00,318
Oh.
297
00:13:01,282 --> 00:13:03,038
(booming crash)
298
00:13:03,123 --> 00:13:04,239
Oh!
299
00:13:04,324 --> 00:13:06,491
Consequences!
300
00:13:10,697 --> 00:13:12,097
What up, Vegas?
301
00:13:12,165 --> 00:13:14,966
What up, Vegas?
Yo!
302
00:13:15,002 --> 00:13:16,384
- What's up?
- Three days...
303
00:13:16,470 --> 00:13:20,091
Me and you, free drinks,
naked biotches.
304
00:13:20,757 --> 00:13:22,674
This is gonna be
our [bleep] right here, dog.
305
00:13:22,710 --> 00:13:24,299
This is gonna be my--
Let's get some jams
306
00:13:24,308 --> 00:13:25,517
going up in this bitch
right now!
307
00:13:25,576 --> 00:13:26,371
Yeah.
308
00:13:26,409 --> 00:13:29,462
Number one track in the country
right now, "Roll with Me".
309
00:13:29,566 --> 00:13:32,684
Oh, [bleep]!
That's my jam right there.
310
00:13:32,736 --> 00:13:33,935
I love this song.
311
00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:36,021
I love this song too, man.
312
00:13:36,073 --> 00:13:37,989
Everybody loves this song.
313
00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:39,824
What, uh-huh.
(woman vocalizing)
314
00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:41,109
What?
315
00:13:41,194 --> 00:13:43,578
(both)
Roll with me,
roll with me
316
00:13:43,664 --> 00:13:48,867
Light the night on fire
with me
317
00:13:48,952 --> 00:13:51,036
Girl, you know that I got
what you need, see
318
00:13:51,104 --> 00:13:52,370
Don't get greedy
319
00:13:52,422 --> 00:13:53,788
- (mumbling)
-
Give it up sweetly
320
00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:55,340
Let me set that body free
321
00:13:55,375 --> 00:13:58,293
'cause what you got,
you got to give it to me
322
00:13:58,378 --> 00:13:59,711
-
What?
-
What?
323
00:13:59,796 --> 00:14:02,013
Light the night on fire
with me
324
00:14:02,049 --> 00:14:04,349
Ever since
I was rocking a onesie
325
00:14:04,384 --> 00:14:05,767
I know that you was
326
00:14:05,852 --> 00:14:07,385
(both)
second to none, B
327
00:14:07,471 --> 00:14:08,603
- (mumbling)
-
Growing up
328
00:14:08,689 --> 00:14:11,356
And learning ABCs
and 1, 2, 3s
329
00:14:11,391 --> 00:14:12,857
Hoping you'd learn we
330
00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:13,808
Were meant to be
331
00:14:13,894 --> 00:14:15,777
Even way back then
332
00:14:15,862 --> 00:14:18,331
Every little [bleep]'s
not a perfect ten
333
00:14:18,371 --> 00:14:20,231
But then you know,
I grow up
334
00:14:20,317 --> 00:14:23,652
And got a little bit older,
a little bit bolder
335
00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:26,121
Brushing off my shoulders,
almost a man
336
00:14:26,206 --> 00:14:28,573
Those playground feelings
grew stronger
337
00:14:28,625 --> 00:14:30,492
- (mumbling)
-
Couldn't wait much longer
338
00:14:30,577 --> 00:14:32,077
-
Now with me
-
Roll--
339
00:14:32,162 --> 00:14:34,379
You belong, girl
340
00:14:34,414 --> 00:14:37,048
(both)
Roll with me,
roll with me
341
00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:39,634
Light the night on fire
with me
342
00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:42,253
Here's your verse,
take it right now
343
00:14:42,305 --> 00:14:43,254
- (mumbling)
-
Presentate
344
00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:44,889
And I ain't playing
345
00:14:44,925 --> 00:14:47,892
On top of the game
and the life I be playin'
346
00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:50,428
Listen close
to the [bleep] I be sayin'
347
00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:51,896
(music stops)
No, no, what the hell?
348
00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:53,264
Don't turn it off
just 'cause you don't know it.
349
00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:54,649
What are we gonna do
when we get to Vegas?
350
00:14:54,735 --> 00:14:55,867
No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
351
00:14:55,969 --> 00:14:58,153
Don't change the subject
about what we gonna do in Vegas.
352
00:14:58,238 --> 00:14:59,487
If you don't know the words,
353
00:14:59,573 --> 00:15:00,939
just admit
you don't know the words.
354
00:15:00,991 --> 00:15:02,273
I know the words.
I told you.
355
00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:04,359
Why would I make up
that I know-- don't know--
356
00:15:04,444 --> 00:15:06,945
That's ridiculous, man.
No, I know the words.
357
00:15:06,997 --> 00:15:08,530
It seems like
you didn't know the words.
358
00:15:08,615 --> 00:15:10,248
I know the wor-- Hey, list--
Hey, listen to me, man.
359
00:15:10,283 --> 00:15:12,187
- What? What?
- I know the words to that song.
360
00:15:12,221 --> 00:15:13,868
- Okay. Okay.
- Everybody knows.
361
00:15:13,954 --> 00:15:16,705
No, no, it's not okay, 'cause
you obviously don't believe me.
362
00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:20,341
Hey, dude,
on our friendship...
363
00:15:20,427 --> 00:15:22,885
I know the words
to "Roll with Me".
364
00:15:24,931 --> 00:15:26,715
Okay.
365
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:28,299
I'm sorry.
366
00:15:28,351 --> 00:15:29,884
- It's all right.
- Just let it go.
367
00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:30,852
I'm sorry.
That was stupid.
368
00:15:30,937 --> 00:15:32,677
Stupid.
369
00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:35,557
I'll turn it back up.
370
00:15:35,642 --> 00:15:37,768
Ha, ha, yo!
I love that track so much.
371
00:15:37,866 --> 00:15:40,287
I'm sorry, I got to play it
again. This is "Roll with Me".
372
00:15:40,339 --> 00:15:41,555
101.3 K-Beat.
373
00:15:41,604 --> 00:15:43,815
Roll with me,
roll with me
374
00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:47,535
Light the night on fire
with me
375
00:15:47,621 --> 00:15:50,789
(grunts, sniffs)
376
00:15:50,824 --> 00:15:53,208
Yeah, that really hurt.
377
00:15:54,414 --> 00:15:56,147
(haunting Western music)
378
00:15:56,604 --> 00:15:57,870
You know what?
379
00:15:57,922 --> 00:16:01,173
Let's do the scene
where you're Pacino
380
00:16:01,209 --> 00:16:02,625
and I'm De Niro from Heat.
381
00:16:02,710 --> 00:16:06,095
- Oh, all right.
- Okay.
382
00:16:06,180 --> 00:16:09,382
(imitating De Niro)
So...
383
00:16:09,434 --> 00:16:11,050
You got to know,
384
00:16:11,102 --> 00:16:13,139
I get a chance to take you out,
385
00:16:13,835 --> 00:16:16,623
I'm gonna take that shot.
386
00:16:16,941 --> 00:16:20,226
(imitating Pacino)
And I need you to know...
387
00:16:22,363 --> 00:16:23,980
that I will do the same.
388
00:16:24,065 --> 00:16:25,448
I understand.
389
00:16:25,533 --> 00:16:28,332
I need you to understand
as well that I understand.
390
00:16:28,368 --> 00:16:29,568
(normal voice)
Is this too much?
391
00:16:29,654 --> 00:16:30,903
(normal voice)
That's a little too much.
392
00:16:30,989 --> 00:16:32,238
It looks like
someone's grabbing your--
393
00:16:32,290 --> 00:16:33,739
or holding, like,
the tip of your penis.
394
00:16:33,825 --> 00:16:35,074
Looks like
somebody's just, like,
395
00:16:35,126 --> 00:16:36,325
pinching the tip
of your penis.
396
00:16:36,411 --> 00:16:37,410
Like you're going,
"Hoygen."
397
00:16:37,495 --> 00:16:38,327
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
398
00:16:41,883 --> 00:16:44,884
(light jazz music)
399
00:16:44,919 --> 00:16:48,254
400
00:16:48,339 --> 00:16:50,342
Give me a roll.
401
00:16:51,643 --> 00:16:53,463
Which one you want?
402
00:16:54,812 --> 00:16:56,929
- Give me both of them, man.
- Okay.
403
00:16:59,450 --> 00:17:02,959
I'll decide which one I want
when I want to eat it.
404
00:17:04,355 --> 00:17:07,273
Maybe you want some
of these vegetables too?
405
00:17:07,358 --> 00:17:09,942
Nah, nah.
406
00:17:10,028 --> 00:17:12,778
Okay.
Just saying, man.
407
00:17:12,830 --> 00:17:16,938
The nutrients is good for
maintaining energy levels, so...
408
00:17:18,252 --> 00:17:20,286
I know what the [bleep]
a vegetable is, man.
409
00:17:20,371 --> 00:17:22,455
Don't tell me
what a vegetable is, man.
410
00:17:22,540 --> 00:17:23,756
Hey.
411
00:17:23,791 --> 00:17:26,008
I'm a grown-ass man,
all right?
412
00:17:26,094 --> 00:17:30,463
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
413
00:17:30,548 --> 00:17:32,882
This three-bean salad
is the bomb, though.
414
00:17:32,967 --> 00:17:34,300
Oh, snap.
415
00:17:34,385 --> 00:17:35,851
They got three-bean salad
up in there?
416
00:17:35,937 --> 00:17:38,270
- Mm-hmm.
- I didn't even see that.
417
00:17:38,306 --> 00:17:40,473
You want some of mine?
418
00:17:40,525 --> 00:17:41,474
Yeah.
419
00:17:41,559 --> 00:17:43,609
Okay.
420
00:17:43,644 --> 00:17:45,435
Open the hangar.
421
00:17:46,154 --> 00:17:48,271
What you doing?
422
00:17:49,367 --> 00:17:51,283
Nuh-uh.
You don't do that.
423
00:17:51,319 --> 00:17:54,370
You don't feed me
like a kid, man.
424
00:17:54,455 --> 00:17:56,813
- I'm a grown-ass man.
- Okay. Yeah, sure.
425
00:17:56,852 --> 00:17:58,657
You got some schmutz
right here.
426
00:17:58,743 --> 00:18:00,126
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
427
00:18:00,161 --> 00:18:02,044
Get off my face, [bleep]!
428
00:18:02,130 --> 00:18:04,022
You never touch
a grown man's face!
429
00:18:04,031 --> 00:18:06,332
That's right.
I'm sorry, okay?
430
00:18:06,417 --> 00:18:08,667
- You are a grown-ass--
- Hey, hey, hey!
431
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,636
I don't need you
to pat my back!
432
00:18:10,671 --> 00:18:12,004
I'm a grown-ass man!
433
00:18:12,090 --> 00:18:14,056
- What you doing?
- I know you're a grown--
434
00:18:14,142 --> 00:18:16,142
I don't want to hear it anymore
about grown-ass man.
435
00:18:16,177 --> 00:18:18,060
- That's what I am.
- I don't want to hear it--
436
00:18:18,146 --> 00:18:19,845
- Why you have to treat me--
- Shh. Shh.
437
00:18:19,931 --> 00:18:21,263
You're treating me
like a kid.
438
00:18:21,349 --> 00:18:23,099
This is not the place
for this kind of--
439
00:18:23,184 --> 00:18:25,017
- (whimpering)
- Don't start acting up again.
440
00:18:25,069 --> 00:18:27,186
- 'cause you're making me angry.
- Okay.
441
00:18:27,238 --> 00:18:29,271
Then I need you
to breathe a little bit.
442
00:18:29,357 --> 00:18:30,990
- Can you breathe?
- (sniffling, exhaling deeply)
443
00:18:31,025 --> 00:18:32,358
Take a breath.
Just breathe.
444
00:18:32,443 --> 00:18:33,692
Don't you tell me
how to breathe.
445
00:18:33,745 --> 00:18:35,463
No, [bleep],
I want a mother[bleep]
446
00:18:35,506 --> 00:18:37,246
inside voice up in this bitch.
447
00:18:37,331 --> 00:18:39,498
Don't be getting loud
up around these white people.
448
00:18:39,521 --> 00:18:42,505
You treat me like a baby,
but I'm not a baby.
449
00:18:42,505 --> 00:18:44,011
- Are you not a baby?
- I'm not a baby.
450
00:18:44,068 --> 00:18:45,194
- Who pee-peed theirself?
- (crying)
451
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:46,984
- Who left the pee-pee, huh?
- I pee-peed.
452
00:18:47,031 --> 00:18:49,041
- Did you pee-pee yourself?
- Just a little bit.
453
00:18:49,093 --> 00:18:51,427
Okay, then let's go to
the bathroom and change, okay?
454
00:18:51,512 --> 00:18:53,563
- I don't want to change.
- You got to change.
455
00:18:53,597 --> 00:18:55,131
Get your hands off of me!
456
00:18:55,216 --> 00:18:56,549
Is that how we behave?
457
00:18:56,634 --> 00:18:58,050
- (whining)
- Is that how we behave?
458
00:18:58,136 --> 00:18:59,885
Stupid bitch!
459
00:18:59,971 --> 00:19:02,138
(gasps)
460
00:19:04,392 --> 00:19:06,142
Oh!
Oh, I'm sorry.
461
00:19:06,227 --> 00:19:07,726
I'm sorry.
You a grown-ass man.
462
00:19:07,812 --> 00:19:09,311
- You a grown-ass man.
- (crying)
463
00:19:09,397 --> 00:19:10,844
Are you a--
Who's a grown-ass man?
464
00:19:10,872 --> 00:19:12,982
- You a grown-ass man. Okay?
- I am.
465
00:19:13,067 --> 00:19:14,617
- You a grown-ass man, right?
- I am.
466
00:19:14,702 --> 00:19:16,735
And you know
what grown-ass men do?
467
00:19:16,821 --> 00:19:18,487
You go to the bathroom
and change your pants
468
00:19:18,573 --> 00:19:19,768
when you got
the pee-pee, right?
469
00:19:19,803 --> 00:19:21,707
- Yeah.
- Yeah? Okay, let's go.
470
00:19:21,742 --> 00:19:23,492
Let's go, all right?
471
00:19:23,578 --> 00:19:25,445
Excuse me, everybody.
472
00:19:26,964 --> 00:19:30,332
I'm sorry, but my son got
that Benjamin Button's disease.
473
00:19:30,418 --> 00:19:32,384
Um, he's four.
474
00:19:32,420 --> 00:19:34,420
4 3/4.
475
00:19:36,162 --> 00:19:37,628
(haunting western music)
476
00:19:53,767 --> 00:19:55,933
(explosion, people gasp)
477
00:19:55,969 --> 00:19:57,685
(car alarms blaring)
478
00:19:57,771 --> 00:20:00,605
(people screaming)
479
00:20:04,477 --> 00:20:07,311
(sirens wailing)
480
00:20:17,983 --> 00:20:19,824
You know what would be
the worst way to die?
481
00:20:19,909 --> 00:20:21,075
Oh, God.
482
00:20:21,125 --> 00:20:25,127
If-- I'm hanging from a cliff,
and you're holding on to me,
483
00:20:25,179 --> 00:20:27,046
and I'm like, making
eye contact.
484
00:20:27,058 --> 00:20:28,579
- Right, right, right.
- And then I go...
485
00:20:28,951 --> 00:20:31,585
- (gasps)
- Oh, no. And you let go of me?
486
00:20:31,620 --> 00:20:33,620
- No.
- Or you slipped? You slipped?
487
00:20:33,672 --> 00:20:34,921
- I slipped...
- You slipped.
488
00:20:34,957 --> 00:20:36,256
Because you didn't hold me
long enough.
489
00:20:36,291 --> 00:20:37,757
The moment that you know
that you slipped,
490
00:20:37,793 --> 00:20:39,209
and you know you're done.
491
00:20:39,294 --> 00:20:41,460
And I question whether
or not you let me go on purpose.
492
00:20:41,525 --> 00:20:43,525
I guarantee you I would not
let you go on purpose.
493
00:20:43,590 --> 00:20:45,367
- Can I say something to you?
- Yeah.
494
00:20:45,367 --> 00:20:47,173
- Just for-- Just for my own thing...
- Yeah.
495
00:20:47,173 --> 00:20:49,173
I don't mean to be selfish,
but I'm gonna just say this.
496
00:20:49,173 --> 00:20:50,976
- Okay.
- You've got sweaty palms.
497
00:20:51,044 --> 00:20:52,764
There's a really good chance of you
498
00:20:52,861 --> 00:20:54,530
slipping the [bleep]
right out of my hand.
499
00:20:54,597 --> 00:20:56,626
I'm gonna do my one line here
500
00:20:56,693 --> 00:20:57,470
Oh, yeah!
501
00:20:57,485 --> 00:20:59,286
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