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Police say late last night,
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they apprehended
Rodney Gullivan,
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and found a gun
and narcotics in his truck.
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He was charged with possession
and assault on his fiancee,
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and she is in the hospital
recovering tonight.
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Meanwhile, another woman
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was sexually assaulted
by Benjamin Braider
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of Indianapolis.
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The unidentified woman suffered
a broken rib and a split lip.
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She's in stable condition
tonight.
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Well, that's it for sports.
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Chuck.
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(haunting western music)
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Sync & corrections by dwigt
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I might've been 13 or something,
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I had a Willie Talk
ventriloquist dummy.
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- Willie Talk?
- Willie Talk was his name.
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That was--
Have you ever seen those?
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He's got on, like,
a white and red striped shirt,
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- and it says, "Willie Talk."
- Oh, my God.
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And he's got a plastic head,
and he's like... (mumbling)
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And just,
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like, a kind of standard-looking
ventriloquist dummy.
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They'd have these three types
of dolls.
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There was, like,
a Willie Talk, a Wilma Talk,
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- And then--
- Wilma Talk.
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The girl version.
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But it doesn't make a pun.
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(chuckles)
I know.
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And then-- are you kidding me?
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You know what?
Can I just tell you something?
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I'm gonna
admit something right now.
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- Just got the pun right now.
- Gee.
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Just got the pun right now.
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I was so excited
to get a Willie Talk
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'cause my grandpa's--
my grandpa's name was Willie.
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And my mom said, "Look,
a ventriloquist dummy's named...
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- "after your grandpa."
- Dude.
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I-- Oh, no, I'm 43.
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- I got it right now.
- Okay, okay.
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I'm like, "Oh, will he tal--"
What?
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Good morning.
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Clive "Double Down" Ruggins,
I'm Daniel Tate.
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I am your parole officer,
and I just want to help you.
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How the hell you supposed
to help me, man?
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What the [bleep] you
know about the streets,
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what with your diplomas
on the wall?
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Settle down.
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I know that you might not
be able to relate to me,
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but I think I know somebody
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who you can relate to.
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Little Homie.
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What up?
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What up?
It's my favorite Clive.
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- (laughs) What up, dude?
- Nah, dog, listen.
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Hey, man, I ain't trying
to talk to no puppet, man.
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It's not a puppet.
It's Little Homie,
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and I would like
for you to talk to him, Clive.
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See, I used to work in
the juvenile correction systems,
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and I found
this method very effective.
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I ain't no juvenile,
man, okay?
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He's right.
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Does he look like a kid
to you?
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Come on!
He's a grown-ass man.
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See? What?
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Look, it's very important
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for your parole
that you talk to Little Homie.
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What's up, Little Homie?
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(laughs)
That's better, my negrumps.
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Heh, what you getting
into these days, man?
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What it is? What it is?
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You got a job yet?
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(sighs) I'm trying, man,
but no one will hire me.
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Yeah, hey,
[bleep] all that noise, man.
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Between you and me, man,
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ain't nobody trying
to hire a [bleep] with a record.
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But hey, man,
what you need to be doing
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is get back into some crimes,
mang.
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(stammers)
What's going on, man?
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- Are you talking to me?
- Yeah.
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Well, you should be talking
to Little Homie right now.
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- What is going on?
- Yeah, bitch!
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Talk to me!
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Look at me
when I'm talking to you!
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Okay, okay, fine.
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(panting)
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Damn!
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So, you smoking weed, [bleep]?
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No, man.
No, no, Little Homie.
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I'm done with drugs.
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(laughs)
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[bleep].
I got something.
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Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
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Look at this here, negrumps.
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Smoke this weed!
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No, no, no, no, no, no, man.
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I'm done, man.
You hear me?
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I'm done with drugs.
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I ain't doing all that.
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I don't know.
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Little Homie
seems pretty serious about that.
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Here.
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What?
Look, I'm confused, man.
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What do you want me to do here?
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Well,
I want you to clean up your act,
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But you're not talking
to me right now.
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You're talking to Little Homie.
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Now smoke that [bleep]
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or I'll smoke this bitch
right here.
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Oh, my God.
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He's not messing around.
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I think you better
do what he says.
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Okay, all right.
Little Homie, man.
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Just relax, man.
Relax, Little Homie.
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Take it easy. I'm just--
I'm gonna smoke it down.
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Wait, wait,
no, no, no, no, no, no,
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No, you can't fool me.
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You're trying to trick me, man.
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No, I'm done with the weed.
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(gunshot)
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Oh!
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(chuckles)
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Catch, [bleep].
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(laughs)
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Dumbass!
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Now your fingerprints
is on the weapon!
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You in this with me now, right?
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Okay, Little Homie, yeah.
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Hmm.
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Oh! Oh!
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You failed the test.
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I have no choice
but to revoke your parole.
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What?
Oh, man.
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Ain't this about a bitch?
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On your feet, baby boy.
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Get him out of here.
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Come on.
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I can't believe that negrumps
actually thought I killed you.
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I know, right?
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He's here. He's here.
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Come on, baby, come on.
Get your sign.
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Brandon, bring the camera.
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Come on. Let's go.
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Here you go.
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Hold it out.
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Hold it out right for Daddy,
so Daddy can see.
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Here you go.
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Rocky! Oh, my boy.
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- There's my boy.
- He got me a Teddy Bear.
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- How's my Rocky doing?
- He did bring you a Teddy Bear.
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Oh, my gosh, look at this.
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Look at this good boy.
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Yo, hey, hey, you want that?
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You want that toy?
You want that toy?
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- You want that toy?
- Why isn't he coming, Mommy?
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- That's a good boy.
- He's coming, he's coming.
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Oh, my gosh,
I love you so much, Rock.
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Oh, hey, let's go.
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Come on, boy.
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Good dog. Good dog.
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There we go.
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Oh, I missed you so much.
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That's my Rocky!
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That's my Rocky!
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Who's your favorite actor
all time?
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My favorite actor of all time?
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- Still working today.
- Who's yours?
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Do you know yours off the top
of your head?
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My favorite is probably...
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you.
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- No, you can't do that.
- You're my favorite actor.
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No, no, no.
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What is yours, but seriously?
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Working, living.
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You know, don't--
and feel free to not say me.
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All I'm saying
is you're my favorite actor.
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- Oh, my God.
- Who's your favorite actor?
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It shouldn't be that hard.
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It should be someone who just
comes off the top of your--
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You are.
You are.
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Why?
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Like, what is it about my,
I don't know--
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It's the subtle-- Like,
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a lot of the subtlety that you
use when you're performing.
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- Subtlety.
- You know what I mean?
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Sometimes, there's, like,
a lot going on back here,
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You want to put it
on the back.
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You want to put it
in the back 'cause
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if it's happening inside, you
want the audience to feel it.
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You don't want 'em to see it.
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- Mm-hmm, yup. Yup.
- Well, good answer.
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You know who else I like,
though?
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I do like Robert De Niro a lot.
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- Ah, he's a hack.
- A lot of his early work.
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He's bull[bleep].
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Really?
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You guys see anything?
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Nothing yet.
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Okay.
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We'll wait until dark, and then
sneak back across the line,
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and rejoin our unit.
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(distant gunfire)
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Did you guys hear something?
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(machine gun fire)
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Oh, hell.
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These Americans
prove to be no obstacle at all.
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- Search the hotel.
- Yeah.
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You've done well
to secure this position.
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That could bode well
for promotion.
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Speaking of which, guess who I
saw at the market the other day.
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Who?
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Oh, I don't know,
Adolf Hitler.
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I love Hitler.
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Who doesn't?
But you ever see him in person?
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Oh, yeah.
At the Nuremberg rally.
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It was very inspirational.
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I know it was.
I was there.
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Everyone was there.
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But up close,
it's a whole different thing.
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For instance,
it was the weekend,
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and the little hairs had just
started to grow on the sides
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of the mustache, like this.
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So I walk up to Hitler,
casually...
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- Herr Kommandant.
- That's rude.
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I'm in the middle of a story.
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You're not interested
in a story about our F??hrer?
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- Yeah, but--
- Okay, good.
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Eva was there as well,
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taller than you think
or Hitler's shorter,
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hard to say.
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But anyhoo,
I'm buying some bread.
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- Hitler's buying some bread.
- Um, I must--
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So, I'm assuming you've got
a better Hitler story?
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- But no, but--
- Then maybe don't interrupt.
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- Yes, sir.
- So I give him a salute,
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and he gives me one of those
half Hitler salutes, you know,
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- down, low, very cool.
- Right.
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- You know?
- Right.
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- Here's what you forget.
- Yeah.
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- He doesn't say "Heil Hitler."
- Uh-huh.
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(fly buzzing)
Isn't that funny?
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(slap)
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Ah! Herr Kommandant--
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Oh, wait.
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I think maybe next time,
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I'll tell him how uninterested
you are in my story.
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- Oh, no, no, no, no.
- Is it a jealousy thing?
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- No, no, no.
- You know, I didn't meet Hitler
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to hurt your feelings.
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(stammers)
Proceed, of course.
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So I say to Hitler,
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"I've actually been quite busy."
(wrapper crinkles)
254
00:10:33,889 --> 00:10:36,825
Hitler laughs, and then says,
255
00:10:36,861 --> 00:10:38,661
"You and me both."
256
00:10:38,696 --> 00:10:40,362
I mean, he's the F??hrer.
257
00:10:40,448 --> 00:10:42,865
It's so funny
because it's an understatement.
258
00:10:42,950 --> 00:10:45,367
I mean, he's super busy.
259
00:10:45,419 --> 00:10:46,702
As Hitler was taking his leave
of me--
260
00:10:46,787 --> 00:10:48,037
Okay, I have to interrupt
you right now.
261
00:10:48,122 --> 00:10:50,089
Excuse me?
During the cinema?
262
00:10:50,174 --> 00:10:52,207
The story has a build.
263
00:10:52,293 --> 00:10:55,260
But if you keep interrupting,
you kill the momentum.
264
00:10:55,346 --> 00:10:59,882
I'm trying to tell you
that body is moving.
265
00:10:59,967 --> 00:11:00,883
That's ridiculous.
266
00:11:00,968 --> 00:11:02,634
The Americans are all dead.
267
00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:04,386
But if it keeps you
from interrupting
268
00:11:04,472 --> 00:11:07,556
my awesome Hitler story,
I'll prove it to you.
269
00:11:07,641 --> 00:11:10,025
Yes.
Very good, sir.
270
00:11:27,995 --> 00:11:28,827
(grunts)
271
00:11:33,834 --> 00:11:34,666
(grunts)
272
00:11:40,591 --> 00:11:41,423
(grunts)
273
00:11:42,643 --> 00:11:43,509
(grunts)
274
00:11:44,678 --> 00:11:46,595
(grunts)
275
00:11:46,647 --> 00:11:50,733
Wow. I'll never get used
to those final death throes.
276
00:11:50,768 --> 00:11:52,601
Death throes?
277
00:11:52,653 --> 00:11:55,938
Herr M??ller,
what is wrong with you?
278
00:11:56,023 --> 00:11:58,107
Those are not death throes!
279
00:11:58,159 --> 00:11:59,942
You are being an idiot!
280
00:12:06,333 --> 00:12:11,620
Insubordinate and churlish.
281
00:12:11,672 --> 00:12:14,089
Pity.
282
00:12:14,158 --> 00:12:16,341
This is the best part
of the story.
283
00:12:16,427 --> 00:12:18,710
As Hitler was taking
his leave of me, he said,
284
00:12:18,796 --> 00:12:20,129
"Well, there's no point
285
00:12:20,181 --> 00:12:21,530
in getting bread
if you're not going to get--"
286
00:12:21,599 --> 00:12:22,881
And at the same time
287
00:12:22,967 --> 00:12:24,767
Hitler said "cheese,"
I said "cheese."
288
00:12:24,802 --> 00:12:27,186
And then,
Hitler and I both said, "Jinx."
289
00:12:27,271 --> 00:12:29,938
Well, it was just, like,
two regular, everyday peoples.
290
00:12:29,974 --> 00:12:32,275
You guys missed the first part,
but this is all about Hitler.
291
00:12:34,291 --> 00:12:36,291
So, you was-- you was a player.
292
00:12:36,343 --> 00:12:39,962
You was a down doggie,
rootin', tootin'...
293
00:12:40,014 --> 00:12:41,547
I was a down doggie player,
yes.
294
00:12:41,632 --> 00:12:43,048
I mean, before you were--
before you were married,
295
00:12:43,134 --> 00:12:46,135
You were like...
(scatting)
296
00:12:46,220 --> 00:12:47,436
Blip, blip, blip, blip,
blip, blip.
297
00:12:47,471 --> 00:12:49,054
Not a lot of the blips.
298
00:12:49,140 --> 00:12:51,073
- No blips.
- You know, I would date a girl
299
00:12:51,142 --> 00:12:52,307
for a long time,
and then there'd be, like,
300
00:12:52,359 --> 00:12:54,059
little segments
in the middle where, you know,
301
00:12:54,145 --> 00:12:55,644
a lot of stuff would happen
with a lot of people.
302
00:12:55,696 --> 00:12:57,896
- Bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip.
- You know?
303
00:12:57,982 --> 00:12:59,281
College was fun,
I'm not gonna lie.
304
00:12:59,316 --> 00:13:00,816
College was fun.
It was a fun time.
305
00:13:00,868 --> 00:13:03,202
Time of exploration,
time of scampsloracious.
306
00:13:03,287 --> 00:13:05,788
I mean, college is different,
different for everybody.
307
00:13:05,823 --> 00:13:06,989
It is.
It is different for everybody.
308
00:13:07,041 --> 00:13:08,207
Some people go there,
and they study.
309
00:13:08,292 --> 00:13:09,291
But it was--
310
00:13:09,326 --> 00:13:11,160
It was-- which is interesting.
311
00:13:11,245 --> 00:13:13,879
- But I, personally--
- Tried to study.
312
00:13:13,964 --> 00:13:15,631
They tried to study.
313
00:13:15,666 --> 00:13:18,050
'cause there's, you know,
some people can't study when
314
00:13:18,135 --> 00:13:21,220
there are other people banging,
banging, banging, banging,
315
00:13:21,305 --> 00:13:23,972
and getting laid all the time,
316
00:13:24,008 --> 00:13:26,008
outside your [bleep]--
317
00:13:26,060 --> 00:13:28,677
Your other side of the suite,
up--at the bunk above you.
318
00:13:28,729 --> 00:13:30,596
- Inside of your suite.
- Hello. (whistles)
319
00:13:32,850 --> 00:13:36,685
(crowd chatter)
320
00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:51,200
(clears throat)
321
00:13:51,252 --> 00:13:54,286
Hey.
What...What can I get you?
322
00:13:54,371 --> 00:13:58,707
Hello, sir.
I would like a Rum and Coke.
323
00:13:58,793 --> 00:14:00,959
Rum and Coke coming up.
324
00:14:01,045 --> 00:14:06,098
(groaning)
325
00:14:06,183 --> 00:14:08,133
Ahh, hey.
326
00:14:08,219 --> 00:14:11,854
Where you from?
327
00:14:11,889 --> 00:14:13,272
All right, baby.
328
00:14:13,357 --> 00:14:15,390
I'm gonna see you
on the dance floor, girl.
329
00:14:15,442 --> 00:14:18,227
Oh! Ah.
330
00:14:18,312 --> 00:14:19,812
Here's Rum and Coke.
It's gonna be $8.
331
00:14:19,897 --> 00:14:21,396
$8, all right, my good man.
332
00:14:21,448 --> 00:14:25,234
Let me... (exhales)
333
00:14:25,319 --> 00:14:29,121
(screams in agony)
Wallet, yeah!
334
00:14:29,206 --> 00:14:31,406
- (shushes)
- Whoo!
335
00:14:31,492 --> 00:14:33,408
Let me-- I'ma got it-- I got it.
336
00:14:33,494 --> 00:14:35,127
- [bleep]!
- Oh! Shh!
337
00:14:35,212 --> 00:14:37,412
- Aw, [bleep], my wallet!
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, come on.
338
00:14:37,464 --> 00:14:39,248
- Hey, you all right?
- Okay, I'm--
339
00:14:39,333 --> 00:14:41,083
- You all right?
- Whew!
340
00:14:41,168 --> 00:14:42,251
(laughs)
I tell you what.
341
00:14:42,303 --> 00:14:43,502
Third time's the charm, brother.
342
00:14:43,587 --> 00:14:46,255
(panting)
343
00:14:46,307 --> 00:14:49,433
(screams in pain)
344
00:14:49,473 --> 00:14:51,677
You want some help?
There it is.
345
00:14:51,762 --> 00:14:52,978
- There it is.
- Yeah, yeah.
346
00:14:53,063 --> 00:14:54,346
Yeah, just take the card out.
347
00:14:54,431 --> 00:14:56,515
Keep that open for me.
Can you hang on to that for me?
348
00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:57,683
Will do.
349
00:14:57,768 --> 00:14:59,601
In fact, let me get
a tequila shot, brother.
350
00:14:59,653 --> 00:15:01,103
Actually, make it two, man.
351
00:15:01,188 --> 00:15:03,272
One for me,
and one for you, my good man.
352
00:15:03,357 --> 00:15:04,907
(screams in agony)
353
00:15:04,942 --> 00:15:07,326
All right.
354
00:15:07,411 --> 00:15:09,361
Two tequila shots
coming right up.
355
00:15:09,446 --> 00:15:11,280
How you doing, girl?
356
00:15:11,332 --> 00:15:13,282
All right, nectar of the gods
357
00:15:13,367 --> 00:15:14,616
- Up in here.
- All right.
358
00:15:14,668 --> 00:15:16,785
All right,
let's get that going now.
359
00:15:16,871 --> 00:15:18,036
All right, cheers.
360
00:15:18,122 --> 00:15:19,454
- Yeah, man.
- All right, mi amigo.
361
00:15:19,506 --> 00:15:22,124
Cheers.
362
00:15:22,176 --> 00:15:24,209
(screams)
363
00:15:24,295 --> 00:15:25,961
Whoo!
364
00:15:26,046 --> 00:15:26,846
Ah!
365
00:15:26,917 --> 00:15:28,297
- Is-- Leave--
- No, no, hold on.
366
00:15:28,382 --> 00:15:29,848
There's more than one way
to skin a cat.
367
00:15:29,934 --> 00:15:31,049
You want some help
with that?
368
00:15:31,135 --> 00:15:32,184
Hold up, let me just
try to get up in here.
369
00:15:32,269 --> 00:15:34,636
- Oh, my God.
- (screams)
370
00:15:34,688 --> 00:15:36,855
- Oh, that's--
- Oh, that's burning my tongue.
371
00:15:36,941 --> 00:15:38,941
- You know what?
- What? Ahh.
372
00:15:38,976 --> 00:15:39,892
I'm gonna
get you one of these.
373
00:15:39,977 --> 00:15:41,143
- Yeah?
- Try that.
374
00:15:41,195 --> 00:15:42,811
There we-- All right.
Hell, you a genius.
375
00:15:42,897 --> 00:15:45,814
Let me get this going on here.
376
00:15:45,866 --> 00:15:50,035
Okay.
377
00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:51,153
You just--there you go.
378
00:15:51,238 --> 00:15:54,907
Mm-hmm.
379
00:15:54,992 --> 00:15:57,042
Whoo!
Vaya con dios, my darling.
380
00:15:57,127 --> 00:15:57,960
- That's--
- All right.
381
00:15:57,995 --> 00:15:59,328
Whoo! All right.
382
00:15:59,413 --> 00:16:00,829
- Muchos gracias.
- Yup.
383
00:16:00,915 --> 00:16:02,998
- Hey.
- Yeah.
384
00:16:03,083 --> 00:16:04,716
(grunts)
Uh-huh?
385
00:16:04,802 --> 00:16:06,385
So I'm worried about you.
386
00:16:06,470 --> 00:16:07,872
Oh, no, I'm gonna tell you
what I'm worried about.
387
00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:09,304
I'm worried that this club
388
00:16:09,340 --> 00:16:11,840
ain't popping off the way
it should be! What? What?
389
00:16:11,926 --> 00:16:13,675
(screams)
'cause I-- Wait a second.
390
00:16:13,761 --> 00:16:15,811
(rap song plays in background)
What? Uh-oh.
391
00:16:15,846 --> 00:16:17,512
DJ, turn it up!
392
00:16:17,598 --> 00:16:19,064
That's my track right there.
393
00:16:19,149 --> 00:16:22,401
Uh-huh. What it is!
394
00:16:22,486 --> 00:16:24,519
Aah!
395
00:16:24,571 --> 00:16:27,155
Ha-haaaah!
396
00:16:27,191 --> 00:16:29,107
(grunts)
Ungh! Oh!
397
00:16:29,193 --> 00:16:30,826
(laughs)
398
00:16:30,861 --> 00:16:33,278
(trills tongue and laughs)
399
00:16:33,364 --> 00:16:34,579
Hey, man,
400
00:16:34,665 --> 00:16:36,331
A bar is not the place
for you to be right now.
401
00:16:36,367 --> 00:16:40,035
(screams)
402
00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:42,587
Whoo, whoo.
403
00:16:42,673 --> 00:16:44,329
Let me-- Let me get
two more shots of tequila.
404
00:16:44,364 --> 00:16:45,457
Unh-uh.
405
00:16:45,542 --> 00:16:46,792
Sorry, pal, you're 86'ed.
406
00:16:46,877 --> 00:16:48,293
What? How?
What now?
407
00:16:48,379 --> 00:16:49,628
And what-- that's preposterous.
408
00:16:49,713 --> 00:16:53,465
- Let's go, buddy.
- (screams)
409
00:16:53,550 --> 00:16:54,800
Be-- Be gentle with him.
410
00:16:54,885 --> 00:16:57,719
- Right this way.
- Aye! Aye! Aah!
411
00:16:57,771 --> 00:16:59,888
Oh, it hurts all over!
412
00:16:59,940 --> 00:17:01,056
How you doing, girl?
(screams)
413
00:17:03,594 --> 00:17:07,229
First time, I think was,
like, '87.
414
00:17:07,297 --> 00:17:11,199
It was two guys
in a heavyweight bout. Yeah.
415
00:17:11,235 --> 00:17:13,618
No, it was the first time
in a heavyweight bout
416
00:17:13,704 --> 00:17:18,156
that the two fighters
ended up getting married.
417
00:17:18,242 --> 00:17:20,275
(Spanish accent)
Hello, my good sir.
418
00:17:20,344 --> 00:17:23,612
I'd like to have two shots
of tequila.
419
00:17:28,335 --> 00:17:30,502
(screams in agony)
Come on, brother!
420
00:17:30,587 --> 00:17:32,587
Why you gotta--
(groans)
421
00:17:32,673 --> 00:17:34,335
Oh, man, that hurts.
422
00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:42,267
(sighs)
423
00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:45,353
(quirky, whimsical music)
424
00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:48,573
425
00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:50,242
(bicycle bell rings)
426
00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:58,083
427
00:18:02,756 --> 00:18:06,758
Oh, there you are, Cedric.
428
00:18:06,793 --> 00:18:08,043
'sup, dude?
429
00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:09,961
'tis well, Cedric.
'tis well.
430
00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:11,096
Yeah,
can I ask you a question, man?
431
00:18:11,131 --> 00:18:12,931
Mmm?
432
00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:15,433
Why the hell
are you dressed like this?
433
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:17,602
And what the hell
did you do to your bike?
434
00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:19,104
You ain't heard?
435
00:18:19,139 --> 00:18:21,223
I'm steampunk now.
436
00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:24,809
Yeah, I don't know
what that is, man.
437
00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:28,780
Jules Verne and [bleep].
438
00:18:28,815 --> 00:18:32,317
I seriously think that you
have cracked, man, all right?
439
00:18:32,369 --> 00:18:33,735
Like, in your mind.
440
00:18:33,820 --> 00:18:37,706
Nah, I ain't cracked up.
441
00:18:37,791 --> 00:18:39,658
I live in a clock now.
442
00:18:39,743 --> 00:18:41,293
That's...
443
00:18:41,361 --> 00:18:44,663
Ah, umbrellas and blimps,
[bleep].
444
00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:50,085
You're wearing a top hat
with a door on it.
445
00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:53,421
I'm just an ill-ass Lemony
Snicket up in this bitch.
446
00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:56,258
But you, what's with you?
447
00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:58,143
What's with me?
I'll tell you what I'm.
448
00:18:58,178 --> 00:19:00,729
I'm a ill-ass
normal mother[bleep]
449
00:19:00,814 --> 00:19:02,564
who been waiting
for his friend for a hour
450
00:19:02,649 --> 00:19:05,350
and ten minutes
underneath a goddamn bridge
451
00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:07,235
with two homeless [bleep].
452
00:19:07,321 --> 00:19:10,772
Perchance, good sir, could
you point me in the direction
453
00:19:10,857 --> 00:19:14,075
of the nearest apothecary?
454
00:19:14,161 --> 00:19:15,744
If you're talking
about the drug store,
455
00:19:15,829 --> 00:19:17,445
it's right there on the corner.
456
00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:19,080
What time does it close?
457
00:19:19,166 --> 00:19:21,032
It closes at 10:00, man.
458
00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:22,701
You've been there
a million times.
459
00:19:22,753 --> 00:19:25,370
Hmm, I'll check
just to be sure.
460
00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:28,206
- Make sure it's still open.
- I'm telling you, Levi,
461
00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:30,709
if you put that piece of pipe
up to your eye
462
00:19:30,761 --> 00:19:34,429
and use it as a telescope,
I cannot be your friend anymore.
463
00:19:34,514 --> 00:19:37,932
- This-- Yup.
- Still open.
464
00:19:38,018 --> 00:19:40,468
All right, I have to go then.
So...
465
00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:42,721
- You try it.
- No, no.
466
00:19:42,773 --> 00:19:45,640
I'm not gonna try it
because it's a piece of pipe,
467
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:47,559
and it doesn't have any lenses
in it.
468
00:19:47,644 --> 00:19:49,861
Therefore, it's not a telescope!
469
00:19:49,896 --> 00:19:54,733
Yes,
but how could you be sure?
470
00:19:54,818 --> 00:19:57,535
Science.
471
00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:58,987
I'm gonna look
through this piece of pipe,
472
00:19:59,072 --> 00:20:01,239
and if it doesn't work
like a telescope,
473
00:20:01,291 --> 00:20:02,741
then we finally done, man.
474
00:20:02,793 --> 00:20:03,958
Like, not homies anymore.
475
00:20:04,044 --> 00:20:05,660
We're done.
476
00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:14,219
Oh, Cedric.
477
00:20:14,254 --> 00:20:18,089
Why would you think...
478
00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:21,760
in a million years...
479
00:20:21,845 --> 00:20:23,845
that that would actually work?
480
00:20:23,930 --> 00:20:29,184
Cedric, it's just that you
look so ridiculous right now.
481
00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:33,438
I look ri--
482
00:20:33,490 --> 00:20:35,990
I'm gonna--hmm.
483
00:20:36,076 --> 00:20:38,993
(sighs)
Say good-bye, Ratatouille.
484
00:20:39,079 --> 00:20:42,447
What?
What the [bleep] is that?
485
00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:44,616
(rat squeaks)
Oh, [bleep]!
486
00:20:44,668 --> 00:20:47,535
487
00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:50,205
Can you imagine if we had
to fight in World War II?
488
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:52,540
Jeez, we would not make it.
489
00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:54,459
We would not make it.
490
00:20:54,618 --> 00:20:58,188
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