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'And we only met a month ago'

'and in a few days you found my phone number and my email!'

'I have been stalking you.'

'I had called mother yesterday.'

'She said they had made no plans for today.'

"Happy birthday, dear mom."

'Now, he finally knows how his family is.'

'I am not applying to Chef school anymore.'

'Why? - For mom and dad.'

'After everything he's done for us,'

'this is the least I can do for him, right?'

'How can you bring change to society'

'when interviewing someone who can morally corrupt society?'

'To show my viewers some vintage footage...'

'I love big sausages.'

'I love it... - That is you in Richard Stone's show, right?'

'We have the video also. Should we play it?'

'I think we should play it. What do you say?'

'Good morning, America!'

'You are listening to the Richard Stone show,'

and this is Richard, wondering why the hell did he just say that?

Yes...

Anyway, it's important that I get Sunny Leone out here.

Sunny Leone is the Penthouse Pet of the Year.

Hey, what's up?

I feel like I'm going to throw up.

Let me quote mom, 'Are you pregnant?'

Okay. Listen, I am done with you being mad at me too.

I mean, it's enough.

I am sorry. I am not even mad at you.

I am mad at this hypocritical world

that expects me to be mad at you

just because they think it's the right thing to do.

But you know what? Screw them.

Screw all of them. - Okay, you can do that later.

But listen, I need you to get out of wherever you are right now.

Go home and make sure mom and dad don't turn on the radio.

Radio! Why?

Because I am going live on Richard Stone.

'I need you to get out of wherever you are right now.'

'Go home and make sure mom and dad don't turn on the radio.'

Radio! Why?

'Because I am going live on Richard Stone.'

Richard Stone! That's huge, man!

Yes, for Richard.

Anyway, why are you worried about mom and dad?

They don't even know who Richard Stone...

'I've been looking at all of her pictures.'

'The naked ones.'

'Boy, she is...' - She is beautiful.

She is gorgeous.

In fact, I am wondering if maybe some of her body parts have been

'photo-shopped a little bit.' - Of course, not.

I am going.

You sick pervert!

And if they haven't been... Phew! What a beauty!

Hallelujah! Mama Mia!

You know, she is Indian by the way. - Oh, really!

Yes, she doesn't look Indian, but she is.

Mom called.

Okay.

What did she say?

She invited us for lunch

at Parminder's house day after tomorrow.

I knew it.

Mother couldn't remain annoyed with you for long.

What did you say?

I told her clearly.

'Listen, mom. I, my wife and our kids'

'don't like your daughter Parminder, her husband'

'who keeps giving her surprises and their daughter who is lazy.'

'and does no work whatsoever.'

'We can't pretend to be one big happy family.'

'We can't join you for lunch.' I made it very clear.

Jaspal.

Please forgive me.

You fulfilled all your responsibilities

as a father all through your life.

You fulfilled all your duties.

But,

as a mother, I made a lot of mistakes.

I made mistakes.

Please forgive me.

Only on one condition.

I know what it is.

You want me to forgive Gogu.

Isn't it?

You are a great man.

You are so forgiving despite what has happened.

Why do you do that?

Let me tell you something.

The girl who became Penthouse Pet of the Year,

I see my Gogu in her.

She is a part of me.

What should I do?

You...

You do all of this deliberately.

So that you can show that you are my better half.

In every matter.

I know you do it deliberately.

But I won't be able to do it.

Now, only mother knows about this.

What will happen when everyone comes to know?

No, I can't do this.

I can't.

And here she is now.

Hi.

She is beautiful.

Hello! Welcome to my show.

Wow! You're even hotter in real life.

'Thank you.' - Hey, John! Get in here. You got to hear this.

You're Indian. Where is your turban?

I left it at home.

Hey, Sara. - 'Hey! It's your cousin on the Stone show, quick.'

What!

Were you raised in a traditional Indian household?

Did you father wear a turban?

Yes, he did and then

he couldn't get a job, so he had to take it off.

Hear this. She is Jaspal's daughter.

An engineer or a doctor?

Mechanical Engineer.

You're from India.

Is the cow like Jesus for you?

No, that's for Hindus. I am a Sikh.

Huh? So, you don't worship a cow?

No, I don't worship a cow.

But you are vegetarian, aren't you?

No, I eat meat. I actually love it.

And I love big sausages.

Whoo! Sausages!

Mom! Dad!

Grandma! You guys got to hear this.

'Well, a little birdie tells me that you're bisexual.'

So, tell me this. Do you prefer being with men or women or

'maybe both at the same time?'

Both... - You wish.

Well, given my current situation,

'I prefer women.'

She likes both, boys and girls.

'Really! You prefer women. Why is that?'

'Yes. You know they are so much softer and beautiful'

'and they are just so much nicer to look at.'

Guys are always just in a hurry. They are in a rush.

I don't know I just like taking my time with women and

guys are just out right now.

Well, you have no idea what that does to my head space.

Instead of Richard, suddenly I am Rich Hard Stone.

Okay, but tell me...

'Let's bring California back.'

'That's Arnold Schwarzenegger's call for the voters'

'of California for the 2003 recall election.'

See, the Terminator became the Governor.

Do you think photographers take a lot of time

to shoot nude pictures as opposed to normal ones

because well...

"I left in my truck"

"On the way"

"there came a turn where I left my heart behind."

"There came a turn where I left my heart behind."

What are you doing? - Let's dance.

"God knows when Amritsar passed by"

"and when I reached Lahore."

"I left my heart behind."

Thank you, Lord!

Are you ready? Because, it's time to spin the wheel.

Okay, there it goes. Let's see where it ends up.

I like all the choices myself.

But let's see which one you get.

Whatever it is, we're going to love it.

And it stopped at

'Tickle chair in a bikini!'

'It's my favourite. So, that works like this.'

We show you a couple of bikinis.

You'd choose one. Hopefully, it's the hot red one.

You put on the Bikini. You sit in a chair

and we try to tickle you.

I bet you're really sensitive, aren't you?

Hell no! I am not going to do that. No.

Is there another choice?

Okay, if you want, we can play, pick the finger.

But remember, whichever finger you pick,

that's the dare that you have to do.

I might have upset some of the men out there with my last answer

about I like women more.

'I'll pick the middle finger.' - Whoa!

The middle finger.

'Excellent choice.'

The middle finger is dirty talking with one lucky caller.

Richard!

I knew nothing good can come from men. I can't do that.

Come on. My ratings will go sky-high if you do that.

Surely, it can't be that difficult for you to fake an orgasm.

What does that mean?

Parminder, you can explain better.

'Okay, now I am actually scared.'

I am sure there are some of my well wishers out there

that would love

to see me do something like this and go and tell my dad.

Does your father know that you're Penthouse Pet of the Year? - Yes.

So, how did he find out?

Did he go to buy a magazine for himself

and then saw his daughter on the cover?

Ew, gross! No way! I told him.

You told him. So, then don't worry.

This is going to be a walk in the park for you.

Come on, now. Be a sport.

Which is it going to be? Tickle chair

or dirty talking?

Bikini... Come on...

It's dirty talking, man.

I want to call in. - Bikini..

Actually, wait. Why don't we do both?

You put on the bikini, get in the chair,

and you talk dirty to one of our callers

while we tickle you.

You know what? I think

sticking to the tickle chair

is going to be my best option.

'Yes, I will go with that.' - What a slut!

Why don't you change the channel?

Baby, you have no idea

how many of my listeners are going to have a real orgasm

while you're being tickled.

'Oh, my God!' - It's actually for you, sweetie.

Alright. Send in the tickle chair.

Whoa! - Yeah!

And all of you listeners make sure that you watch the telecast

of this interview on midnight TV

where Penthouse Pet of the Year, Sunny Leone

is going to put on a blood red bikini

and laugh until you go crazy.

Do you know how you look today?

How?

You look just like you looked when I saw you for the first time.

Like my cute Bubbles.

Your cute Bubbles

has put on weight.

Tell me something.

You've put on weight. - Yes.

Why do you burden yourself by thinking about what

others might think or say?

Forget about them.

Keep calm.

Oh! Hey, here is your key.

I just came to get my things I left behind, then I'll be out of here.

Well, I hope it's just your stuff and

don't forget the PS, you know.

Speaking of your stuff,

check in the mailbox. Greetings from the Sikh community

on your wonderful performance at the Richard Stone show.

'Sunny Leone, you're a stinking blotch'

'to our community and culture.'

If my daughter had done something like that, I'd have killed her.

It's exactly what I think your parents should have done to you.

'A prostitute is better that you.'

'At least she doesn't get naked in front of the whole world.'

Girls like you make female infanticide

and foeticide seem like a good thing.

So, screw you.

Sikhs lay down their lives for honour,

and you bared it all for what, just a couple of hundred dollars?

'I really wish that your were molested in your childhood'

'or your parents had a really bad marriage.'

'So, at least that would justify all your actions.'

'Sunny Leone, shame on you. Shame on your parents.'

'You disgust me.'

'A prostitute is better than you.'

'At least she doesn't get naked...'

'Girls like you make female infanticide and foeticide

'seem like a good thing.'

Hello.

Hello, Gogu!

How are you, dear?

Gogu, is everything alright? - 'Yes.'

Tomorrow is Sunday. I hope you are coming home.

Yes, dad.

I suggest

we buy 'gulab jamun' from India Sweet House before going home.'

Gogu loves them. - Okay.

Yes, just the way she is fond of big sausages.

What happened?

Don't you know your daughter's likes and dislikes?

Didn't you tune in to the Richard Stone show?

What's she talking about? - It's nothing. Let's go.

Stop right there!

Your daughter has chosen her path.

And all those who support her won't be permitted to enter the gurdwara.

We are not supporting her. It's her choice... - Bubbles.

Let her speak. Go on.

She chose to mock us and our culture.

She chose to bare it all in front of the whole world. - Jaspreet!

What's wrong? Why are you ashamed of listening

to the things when your daughter isn't ashamed of doing them?

I think we should allow them to go inside.

Who knows, maybe they want to go inside

to apologise for the sin they committed

of giving birth to such a daughter.

Everyone, step aside. Let them go inside.

Ma'am,

you don't need to take the trouble.

He's unbelievable.

We don't want to go inside.

You are right.

Everyone has the right to apologise.

And so do we.

But the thing is,

I'm in no mood to apologise today.

I want to have piping hot 'gulab jamun' at India Sweet House.

That too with my dear Gogu.

Let's go.

Come on.

What was the point of showing that interview, Mr Chaubey?

To ask another tough question, Sunny.

There is a Sunny sitting in front of me

who we see giving interviews,

and there is another Sunny who we just saw on Richard Stone's show.

They seem to be like two different people.

Let's keep Karenjit Kaur out of it. Forget her.

Now, tell me. Who is the real Sunny?

Is it the one sitting with me or is the one

who said she likes big sausages on the Richard Stone show?

Who is the real Sunny?

Well, it might sound typical,

but I would have thought something happened in your childhood.

You know that would have brought you into this world of porn.

Yes, of course. Sometimes, I think

that's what people want to hear.

That they wish something like that happened to me.

Yes, but then what was the thing? Is it financial?

I guess it's started out that way.

I was 18 years old.

I was making more money than all my friends put together.

I bought a fancy car at the age of 19.

I got carried away with the glitz, glamour, lifestyle.

I started my own business.

Even the happiness of buying my mom diamond bangles

But you know what? - Yes.

It's my choice.

I had a chance to change my life.

Do things my way.

So, I took it.

And I took control of my own life, and my own destiny.

That's the thing about people these days.

They're too afraid to make choices of their own.

And that's why they make you question and confront your own.

Yes, they make you feel like you should regret it.

But do you regret it?

Sunny doesn't.

But, Karen, I think is starting to.

I don't regret my choice of career.

But...

I do regret hurting my parents.

It's for Karen that

my father took his turban off.

Can I ask you something? - Yes.

Should I regret it?

You know, who am I or anybody else to decide what you should regret.

As a matter of fact, not even you should decide.

You know,

you're not a murderer. You're not a terrorist.

You are a really good person.

So, at the end of the day, only God will judge.

Hi! My name is Karenjit Kaur Vohra.

I am 24 years old and I am old enough to vote,

drink, drive... Not drink and drive.

And start my very first adult movie

called Sunny with Vivid Entertainment.

No one forced me to be here. I am not under the influence,

and I get to see my first movie.

* Rambo Media Ltd *

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